Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- The Most Whipped, A Gender Reveal and MORE
Episode Date: July 28, 2026...
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I believe that Vanessa has received the sealed envelope
in the back office from a listening couple
that is currently pregnant with child
and would like us to do their on-air gender reveal.
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They don't know if they're having a boy or a girl
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to reveal that at some point this hour.
So if that couple is,
what are their names, Vanessa?
Kimberly and Armando.
All right, Kimberly and Armando.
It's a good hour for you to be locked in and listening
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at some point this hour on the show.
Which means that you really couldn't think
of any better ideas.
No, no, I get it.
That's fine.
Sorry about that.
Well, we will,
well, listen, you don't know,
the idea that so many people in Southern California
We'll be forced to hear.
Forced to hear if they'll be having a boy or a girl.
Forced to care.
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There's Ali.
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We'll get into some clickbait in a moment, and then I'm not excited about this, Alley,
but the return of a game that we've only done one other time in the history of this radio station,
And people seemed to enjoy it, but it was mostly so they could mock us and our relationships.
But the return of who's the most whipped on the show.
Yes, most of us who have significant others have been accused of being whipped and going overboard for our partners.
And some people say that this is unacceptable behavior.
Others say it's romantic.
Some people say this is not how relationships should be in the year 2026.
But now that Johnny is in a serious, committed relationship, lives with his girlfriend.
Move in.
Ali married, I'm married, Omar married.
Jake is not.
He's very single.
And he refuses to be whipped, which is probably part of the reason that he will forever be single.
But Jake's got all of the stories that we've shared with him, things that have happened to all of us.
And he'll be reading them.
And all you have to do is figure out which one of us did this thing and who's the most whipped.
Give us an example of one of the stories that was sent to you, Jake, from either Ali, Omar, Johnny, or myself.
This person takes the long way on road trips because their wife thinks the five is yucky.
okay so someone on the show takes the long way on road trips because their
significant other thinks the five is quote yucky think about that for a second the amount of time
being added how can a freeway be yucky by the way uh well they are the five is the five is yucky
all freeways are yucky yeah i mean what's so different about the five and the ten the ten
It sucks. The 101 portions of it
suck. Portions of all of them can suck,
but the 5 is consistently yucky.
And this isn't even my... I'm going to tell you right now...
Too many trucks, yucky.
This is not even my thing. And so you would
think, but I am a defender. I agree
with that wholeheartedly. Hey, Michael,
you're on KROQ. Good morning.
Hey, good morning. What can we do for you?
I just want to let you
guys know, I work in an Audi dealership, and
every time I sell a new car,
I always set the radio station to your
guys' station, so the buyers are forced
to listen to you guys. God damn, you are a hero.
And at the beginning, you don't listen to
any of the tutorial stuff. You don't know how to change
anything. You figure that out months down the line.
Thank you for doing what you do. So you
sell cars, or you're in the service, a part of it?
I sell the cars.
So you sell, so you've made a sale,
you've got a nice commish coming your way, and then
the one last thing you do is you go in and you
set the station to 1067, so they're
forced to listen to us when they drive off?
Yeah, so I'll
bring the car back from the wash, and then when
it's on, I gotta make sure it's on to your
radio station every time. These are new cars?
They still have radios in them?
Surprisingly, yeah. Huh.
That's not all. Omar Exne on the
No Radio Race. He's doing a good thing.
Guy's a hero, alright? Give it up to this man.
Hero. Hey, uh,
thank you for doing that. That means a lot
and eventually, you know, of the thousands
of times you've done that, maybe one person sticks
around and goes, huh, that's the show for me.
Or they're too lazy to change it. Regardless, we'd love
to send you some limited edition Klein
Alley Show merch. You want a hat or a shirt
that says you've never been intimate with Jake?
Well, I'll take a hat.
All right. Hold on one sec. Get that guy a sweet
Divot's hat. It's the very least we can do. Leave it in the car.
Thank you, Michael. I appreciate that. That's a good man right
there. Fighting the good fight. He's doing his little
part, listens to the show, wants to spread the word,
helping us to hashtag grow the show. I remember
the last time I, when I got my
car leased, they like showed me the inside
and they were telling me how it works and they were like, and then
I know you don't really care. Nobody listens to this, but
the radio's over here. No, they didn't say that.
They didn't say that. I do care.
They never said that.
God damn it.
I'm on it.
We're very successful.
It's a very successful medium.
It's going nowhere.
They've been around since the 1200s.
That's what the person was like.
You probably don't care about this, but this is where it is.
Time to tackle some of the Internet's biggest riddles and mysteries.
Internet designed for two reasons and two reasons only.
Clickbait and masturbate.
We can only do one of them on the radio.
It's time for Clickbait.
Here we go.
Bye.
All right.
Start with this one, Alex.
Oh, God.
i think this is going to be the answer that most people are going to want to know so let's not go
ahead and click bait you let's just get right to it this is the exact number of minutes of lost
sleep that will lead to weight gain so here we go you're trying to figure out in your brain you know
we're supposed to get eight hours what do they say seven seven eight hours is the sweet spot
this is per night this is well this is the number that you are once you start going if you don't get
a certain amount of sleep that's when they go it's going to start showing up as weight gain
because you need to burn fat while you sleep which is the greatest way to burn fat if you can do it
right yeah well sleeping is the easiest way way easier than getting on that treadmill and falling
off like you so this is the number this is the number of minutes that if you are losing this
many minutes of sleep it will result in you gaining weight what is the number again i just
Is this just an overall deficit, or is this a nightly?
This is on a nightly basis.
Nightly basis.
Okay, I'm going to guess.
There's the average you're supposed to get, and then if you go like a little over, a little under, I think it's bad to go either.
I don't think you're supposed to go on either side of that number.
No, because if you sleep too much, I think it works against you.
Right.
I'm going to go with 100, 100 minutes.
100 minutes.
If you lose 100 minutes of sleep a night, you're getting fat.
That's what Allie says.
That's a quote.
Omar, what say you?
Yeah.
sleep is important
I'm going to say
if you lose an hour
sleep is important
but you don't get
a lot of it
Omar averages
about two hours
I don't
and unfortunately
like last night
I was up
like once an hour
it sucked
luckily for me
last night
was one of those nights
I was able to go to sleep
but I was up
like at 2am
3am
3.30
4
it sucked
you're like a newborn
how fat are you right now
terrible
Omar's 550 pounds
he gained so much weight
he gained a pound
every wake up
every time he wakes up
he goes right to the fridge
So you think the number's what?
One hour.
One hour, 60 minutes.
If you are one hour under what you should be, that is instant weight gain.
Jake?
38 minutes.
38 minutes.
Science has found that losing just 80 minutes of sleep a night, which is somewhere between what Allie and Omar said, 80, that's the number, that will cause someone to gain weight.
Sleeping seven to eight hours a night will keep the weight the same.
That is terrible.
So if you're going six or five, usually I get five, five and a half hours.
That's where you start going into weight gain territory.
That's where my neck's going.
It's all going to your neck, yeah.
Every time my neck comes in here fatter, it's because I probably lost another 20 minutes of sleep.
Well, you need to go to bed earlier.
But how did this study get conducted?
That's a great question.
Just have a bunch of people sleep and then.
Yeah, 100 people.
They looked at 100.
They put them to sleep.
100 people.
Six months trial.
And that's how they figured out the number.
100 people sleeping six months, and they woke different people up at different times.
Well, they also have to track their, like, food and stuff.
Like, how do you know that it's just because of the sleep?
Well, maybe they put them all on the same diet, too.
Whoa.
Did, like, a real one of those double-blind tests.
How annoying.
I hope they got paid.
How annoying is it at the end of that whole survey, if you're one of the people that got
woken up constantly and you're fat?
Fat boy.
Okay, time to get up.
And the other people.
You wanted to take part in this study.
You got to sleep great.
You wanted the free pizza.
And they're all skinny at the end of the whole thing, because they actually got their sleep in.
That's terrible.
Yeah, you don't know which way it's going to go for you.
It's like when you do a pill study and then you get a placebo.
Like, what a waste.
We get back from this quick break.
There's your clickbait.
We come back in a moment.
When we return, we will find out who on the show is the most whipped
and which one of us has a significant other that thinks the five is yucky
so they drive the long way on road trips.
I mean, that is some real whipped ass, almost just cursed.
That is real whipped right there.
And I'm, listen, I know that the stories that I've shared are equally damning.
So we'll come back in a moment.
If you'd like to play the game with us, give us a call now, 800-520-1067.
Who is the most whipped next on KROQ?
It's time to find out who on the show is the most whipped.
If you're in a relationship, it's nice to keep your own identity for a while.
And then eventually, potentially, you do a thing or two that proves to the world that you are absolutely whipped.
And hopefully it's only a few things.
In this particular case, we've all written down a few examples of things we've done
that would probably put us
in the category of most whipped
and you will help determine
when Jake reads these out loud
who they apply to.
Is it something Allie's doing
in her lesbian marriage?
Something I'm doing in my marriage?
Perhaps Omar?
He's with his high school sweetheart.
They've been together since high school.
I think Omar's probably
the least whipped out of all of us.
I would think so,
but I feel like he's got more history
to pull from.
So if he's pulling something
from, you know, 10 years ago,
it would be...
And then you got Johnny
who's in that sweet spot
in the relationship
where they just moved in together
Like, less than a month ago.
So the love is all fresh and everything, but maybe that's when you're putting your best foot forward or being the most whipped to accommodate the other person's needs.
Or there's little things like, hey, you know, you're not the best sharer.
Now I don't want to share food with you.
By the way, here's my favorite restaurant.
Like, there's just kind of things that spiral from there, and then you compromise a little bit here and a little bit there.
And then before you know it, years go by, and you're totally whipped.
And I'll say, looking at this list, I think there's a clear winner.
Well, according to the text line, I've already won.
We haven't even gotten to any of mine yet, but it's definitely going to be Klein's 818.
Didn't he tell us that he took his socks off at the movies to keep his wife's feet warm one time?
I mean, the answer is, yeah, that is true.
That was the last time we did this.
Who's the most ripped?
She said her feet were cold.
Weren't you eating at a restaurant, and she wanted a certain ingredient that the restaurant did not have,
and you went to the restaurant.
Yeah, and you got that.
That is unbelievable.
Yeah, so what?
What was it?
The fact that you teased Jake for going all around searching for butter.
But that was for himself.
That was Jake being selfish.
That was right next door.
That was Jake being selfish.
And I tried to do it myself.
That was Jake being annoying and selfish.
And mine was selfless because it was for someone else.
Time for Who's the Most Whipped?
I'm K-Rock.
The answers are either going to be Ali, Klein, Omar, or Johnny.
And Jake will read you the first scenario, the first contestant to play the game.
who's the most whipped is
Jess from Anaheim.
Hi, Jess. Welcome to KROQ. Good morning.
Hi, guys. Sweet divots.
Sweet divots. Listen closely now.
Jake, whenever you're ready, read us the first one
from the who's the most whipped options.
Alright, this person rented snorkel gear
to look for a bracelet
that their partner lost in a pool.
Okay, that's fine.
I think that's fine.
Why are you so confident that's fine?
You can't find it in a pool.
Why do you need snorkel gear?
I'm so tired.
You're so tired.
It's a pool, man.
I can't see.
It's blurry.
It hurts my eyes.
Chlorine.
So you're saying Klein?
Yes, it's Klein.
Okay, yeah.
That's me, yes.
Wow.
All right, now let me just defend myself for a moment.
Please do for several reasons.
And by the way, the stupid bracelet turned up on the nightstand.
It was nowhere near the pool.
Oh, so you were that guy, the adult man in a pool with a snorkel?
Yeah, because I did.
And when they say, are you a perv?
You go, no, I'm just looking for my wife's bracelet.
Well, first of all, it was a saltwater pool, which burns your eyes in a way.
I didn't realize that.
I was going down there for a while without the snorkel stuff.
And then I said, do you guys have anything?
And they go, you can rent snorkel gear, but usually people use that on the beach.
And I said, I'm going to use it.
And I went around this stupid pool for an hour looking for this bracelet.
an hour looking for a
bracelet. When did you just do a pass for
10 minutes? Went in the filter and everything. She was
freaking out about it. And I thought
it was like a really expensive, it wasn't even that expensive of a bracelet.
I was like, well, how much does this thing cost?
It was not even like, it was a couple hundred dollars. It wasn't like
a thousand dollar plus bracelet. Did she say
honey, stop looking at a point?
No, keep looking. Was she just on her lounge chair
reading? Yeah. She was, yeah, I go, you know,
you can go in there and look for your bracelet. No, because
it's not my hair washing day. So I was in there.
Well, that is a strict policy. And
then, thank you.
Okay.
Keep looking!
So, of course, the thing turned up later on the nightstand.
Did she apologize?
Not really.
It was...
It was like, oh, good.
She goes, I guess, well, that's why you didn't find it.
I go, that's why I didn't find it?
Yes, because it wasn't in the pool at all.
You were just the creep in the pool with a snorkel for an hour.
All right.
So, anyway.
All right.
One point Klein in the who's the most wet.
But don't worry.
The game continues.
And hold on one second.
You got yours right.
Write down everyone who gets theirs right.
Jess is on a good streak right now.
We say hi to Christina.
Good morning. Welcome to Who's the Most Whipped? I'm K-Rock. Hi.
Good morning.
All right. Next one, Jake.
All right. This person goes to another room to eat snacks because the sound of chewing bothers their partner.
Oh, my God.
This person cannot eat snacks in the same room as their partner because the sound of them chewing bothers their partner.
Is that Johnny in a new relationship?
They just moved in together, Allie, a couple of lesbians.
Omar.
Munch, munch, munching.
Or myself.
I'm going down on you, honey.
I know, but the sound is bothering me.
I don't like it.
Do that from another room.
Christina, who do you think that belongs to?
That sounds like an alley issue.
Why is that so offensive?
That is funny.
It does sound like it.
That's what I know.
It is.
That is me.
That's you?
Yeah.
Well, because Katie claims that she has one of those things where you're like enraged by, yes, where you're like, you can't tolerate slurping sounds, chewing sounds, scraping sounds.
This is also the same reason I've never sharpened our knives.
To be fair, Allie, I've heard you chew a lot of times.
You do chew very loud.
Yeah, I am a loud chewer, and I'll accept that.
But I think that it tastes better when you chew.
If you're sitting there having a meal together, you'll have to take your meal into another room and eat it?
It's dinner, but snacks usually, because snacks are the crunchiest.
So you're both in the kitchen, like a normal place to eat a snack?
And we'll be having a conversation, and then she's like, I can't listen to you.
You need to go into another room.
You're going to eat.
And you'll, it only gets one whip, that one?
The bracelet got three whips?
That only got one whip?
Come on.
Well, I, oftentimes, I will just take my snacks into another room, because I don't want to
deal with her complaining about it.
And that's the other thing, is, yes, I could say, no, I'll stand, put my foot down, but
I'm like, I don't want to deal with you whining.
So I'm just going to go in the other room.
All right.
Well, once again, another successful guest.
Christina, good job.
Everyone's gotten them right so far.
Move on.
Jake is single.
That man's not whipped at all.
He doesn't accommodate anyone.
Life has already whipped him.
Right.
So we go to the next one now.
It could be Allie.
It could be me.
It could be Omar.
It could be Johnny.
All right.
This person signed up for a half marathon because their partner wanted them to.
then found out that their partner has no intention of running or training
and they've been training for two weeks.
Oh, man.
That is a tough one.
That is a tough one.
All right, let's say hi to Isaac.
Isaac, who does that belong to?
Is that Johnny Omar, Allie, or Klein?
That's Johnny.
That's Johnny.
I will tell you.
I think it's Omar, though, because his wife, I think,
sometimes doesn't follow through on things,
at least from the history he's kind of shared with us.
Yeah, that's fine.
We should do a half marathon together.
This was like the time my wife took the amp.
She said, one of us has to stay up and keep watching.
I just took an amp.
Right.
And that was me.
All right.
Yeah, I think it's not me.
So Omar's a good guess.
Oh, he said Johnny.
Who is that?
Who's a significant other?
This is Omar.
Omar.
Yeah, man.
What happened, dude?
You know, so my wife's sister-in-law,
she's trying to get into shape.
So she talked my wife into doing it.
My wife's like, hey, it'd be fun for us to do this.
So I automatically assumed that we're all going to get, you know, running gear and actually train to run this thing.
I mean, it's only three point one miles.
Like I was like, OK, yeah, let's do this.
Oh, it's a 5K, not a half marathon.
Oh, no. Did I write a half marathon? Sorry.
No, it's a 5K.
Oh, that's not very much.
Even more easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Right, right.
So I've been training and I've been trying to, you know, work on my time.
and I come to find out this last week
and nobody has any intention
that signed up for it to train
or run and my kids are doing it
so I got to keep up with them. So I'm the designated
guy who has to run with the kids
and the kids are going to be unfazed by this entire thing.
Yeah, that's just like a regular day for them.
And you said to your wife, you're not
going to run this as well? And she said, oh God, no.
No, no. She says that, well, I might
run a little bit.
I was like, okay. What? Are you kidding me?
I'm going to do a run walk, which means
That's 99% walking.
Oh, four whips.
I'm going to get four whips for that.
All right, moving on.
Who's the most whipped on KROQ?
These are all, sadly, real stories from our relationships.
All right, ready?
Yep.
This person made dinner, but then ordered food for their wife because they weren't into it.
So they made a dinner, and then the wife wasn't into the dinner they made,
so then they ordered additional food just...
All right, we say hi now to Matt in Garden Grove.
Matt, who does that belong to?
That sounds like Ali.
Why does that sound like me?
I don't understand.
That definitely sounds like Ali.
Why does it sound like me?
Eat that crappy dinner you made in the other room, by the way.
Well, I ate this food you ordered me.
That's got Ali written all over it.
But, you know, is that you?
Yes, but I can explain.
oh my god ali you are the most wet no i made a dinner and i had made a salmon or something like
that and i can't remember what it was exactly but when i was making it katie came into the
kitchen she was like what are you making and i explained and she was like and i was like well
this is what we're having for dinner and she was like i really had a craving for ramen and i'm like
okay then i don't know what to tell you this is what i'm making for dinner and she was like well
well, then I guess I'll just order for delivery.
And I was like, well, fine.
But because it's under my account,
I had to order it.
I've known the $5 a month discount.
I mean, listen, if I don't win this...
She ate it eventually.
Yeah, eventually.
All right, we have time for two more,
and then we have to wrap it up
because we have to do this live on-agenda reveal
for a couple that's anxiously in their car
waiting for the results.
Go ahead, one more.
Jake, give us the next one.
This person drove to downtown L.A.
during rush hour because her wife
was craving soft-serve matcha.
Easy.
I mean, come on.
Hey, Brian, welcome to KROQ.
Who's the most wet?
You got a guess on this one?
I'm gonna guess
Allie.
What?
Why are we guessing me?
That wet bitch will do anything.
I'm going to blame a pregnancy craving.
Okay, maybe.
Why would I do that for my wife if I'm the one who's pregnant?
You're blaming it on her, but you really want it.
She has a pregnancy craving?
Let's not drag this out anymore.
Sympathy craving.
It's you.
It's me.
You drove all the way through rush hour traffic in downtown L.A.?
Yeah, because there's only one place that has this stupid matcha soft serve.
And it was, yeah, I shouldn't have done it.
It was a two-hour round trip.
Did you offer, or did she ask you?
I had offered at one point not during rush hour, and she didn't take me up on it.
And then she told me what she was really feeling like.
And I, you know, look, I thought about it.
Do I go home and get hit with a bunch of stuff to do there, or do I sit in traffic for two hours where I at least get some time to myself?
That's sad.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it have melted, like, on the way back?
Yeah, I know, right?
It was just a soup.
Yeah, on the way back.
Go back!
It was not.
I had to keep going back.
This is melted.
Yeah, that was me right there.
You're not going to the ball.
That was me.
All right, last one, Jake.
Clearly, read one more.
And we never found out who thinks.
Oh, yeah, we're going to do this one last.
Yeah, yeah.
Give us the final one.
This person takes the long way on road trips because their partner thinks the five is yucky.
All right.
Let's go ahead and say, I want to play this internally quickly.
Everyone who's gotten theirs right is on the phone right now.
So congratulations to all of you.
We'll pick one of your names at random and give you a prize.
But this one, I'll say happily, is not me.
But I bet you if my wife heard this, she would say I'm with that.
I'm with that plan as well.
I don't like the five.
The five has always been bad to me.
Always.
Is that Johnny?
We haven't heard one from Johnny yet.
I'm going to say that's Johnny, I hope.
It's probably Allie, though.
Why is it probably me?
Because I feel like you're the most, you're the most, you will bend the furthest without breaking.
You will bend the furthest.
You just drove across downtown L.A. for matcha soft serve.
Who is it?
It is Allie.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
What's wrong with you?
You are so weird.
Okay.
So you think Allie's the most weird?
Read me Johnny's now.
Now the game's over.
Read me some of Johnny's ones, Jerry.
Johnny's girlfriend expects him to open the door when she knows he can hear when her keys hit the door lock.
I'd be chilling in the living room, like on the floor, playing my bass.
and then, like, if her keys start jangling in the doorknob,
she expects me to get up and, like, open the door for her.
Right.
That's pretty funny.
That's nice.
Do you do that, though?
I know she could expect it, but do you do it?
I do it because sometimes I hear her coming up the stairs,
so I'll, like, run over to the door and, like, open it and be like,
what's up?
Yeah, Johnny's like a puppy, so he's all excited every time.
She's like, I just went down to the car for a second.
He also barks for three minutes whenever he gets home.
Give me another one of Johnny's.
uh his girlfriend expects him to wash her pans by hand because they're very expensive instead
of using the dishwasher well that yeah we don't have a dishwasher like i have to wash them with
towels i can't use the brush expect you to wash them by hand because that's the only option right
no she expects me to use like a towel like not use this like brush we have oh i see jess matt
and christina alley which one of them is winning a prize from k-rock they were all able to
successfully predict who's the most whipped on the show uh let's go with christina hey christina
congratulations, Riverside. Hold on one second so we can
get you something. Thank you for playing the game
with us and a lot of people are now judging our relationships
and I get it. We're running marathons
and driving to downtown LA during rush
hour. All because
we try to avoid fights
I think, right? Isn't that what it is? And because the five
is yucky. And the five's yucky. And we
love the person we're with. That's
right. A live
on-air gender reveal
will be next. Thank you for making
us a part of your life. Those
minor moments that happen on a daily basis while you sit in traffic on the yucky five or perhaps
those moments that happen that are significant because they matter to you and your partner and
listen we've been a part of some good stuff and some bad stuff and we thank you for everyone who's
reached out over the years and said man i was going through a rough patch for whatever happened
you guys made me smile or laugh a little bit that's not really why we're here we do it for
the paycheck that's also not why we're here for the bags of money that they drop at our feet for
sacks of endless cash that are in this business now we do it because uh it's all about the
connecting with you and we appreciate it when you include us in your lives your big moments
it means a lot to us so when we got this message on the goat line we did yeah so i'm calling because
my husband and i have been fans of the show since you literally first heard it and we just got the
gender of our baby in an envelope and wanted to know if klein and ally you guys are down
to tweet us our results.
Let me know.
I'm so excited.
Bye.
So we said sure,
and they dropped off a sealed envelope this morning
to the K-Rock Studios.
I believe Vanessa is going to enter
with the sealed envelope,
which we have not yet opened.
And we've only done one on-air gender reveal
ever before, and it was Ali's,
and we kind of ruined that,
and that was involved with car wash,
and oh, she's handing the sealed envelope
to Ali right now.
And listen, we've realized
that there's so many great songs on K-Rock
that could help us with this gender reveal,
Songs that I think would make it quite clear
For instance, if Ally were to open the envelope
And then we were to play this
And hopefully you're able to figure out
What it is that you're going to be having
But we could also play this
And that means you're having a white baby
And if you're not white, then that could be a problem
Race reveals have not caught on yet.
Yeah, we have not.
I don't know why we're not doing a race reveal.
Omar, get the hip-hop queued up in case we need it.
So we have a lot of options of songs that we could be playing
that would help us go ahead and reveal the gender of the baby.
The name of this couple is...
Well, the mom's name is Kimberly, the dad is Armando,
and apparently Kimberly's first baby, she was also pregnant when I was pregnant.
Oh, this is a second baby gender reveal?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, who cares?
Well, all right.
You're talking to me, right?
Oh, sorry, Ali.
Let's just go to break.
Okay, here we go.
This is exciting.
Allie's got the envelope now.
She's the first person that's going to see it.
And then we are going to play a song on K-Rock.
I just want to point out that this is a dentist.
It's from a dental office?
It's a dental group.
Wow.
I didn't know they did that.
What the hell?
That's interesting.
That's a good hack.
That sounds like a weird way to check, yeah.
That's a great hack.
You are having a cavity.
Is this Klein's dentist?
Is it my dentist?
He does a lot of stuff.
Okay.
Pass it over so I can play the right song.
I can't even reveal what's inside because it kind of shows it.
Oh, it does?
Mm-hmm.
Hold on one second.
All right, this is exciting.
This couple is currently sitting in the car, listening to K-Rock, waiting for the results.
Am I missing something?
Is that supposed to be clear based on what's inside?
Yes.
Oh, it is?
Do you want to open it up and look?
I'm going to play a song on K-Rock.
There you go.
And I think this song will help determine what it is that you're having.
So, I hope, once again, if this is the correct answer,
Allie, if not, stop me immediately,
because I don't want them to get too excited or call their relatives
and then realize we screwed this up on the radio.
But I think that this is the answer.
You feel confident with what you saw?
I mean, I just took a peek.
I thought you were going to take it out all the way to make sure.
No, because then we give it away.
Exactly.
We can't give it away.
The paper is colored, color-coded.
Ew.
Yeah.
Didn't know they did that.
Fun.
Yes.
So to the couple that is expecting their second child,
we give you your gender right now on KROQ,
and congratulations.
Congratulations.
Girls!
Girls!
congratulations you're having a beastie boy that's wrong someone said i am i am confused now
i didn't realize that would be as confusing as it was it's a girl it's a girl congratulations
thanks for letting us be a part of that with a quick break we're back with your news
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it's time for add news i don't know why it's so satisfying to see celebrities get duis but i guess
there's a part that just makes them more real that they can't get away with everything just
because they're famous and one of the most hated sports broadcasters of all time was arrested
for driving while intoxicated over the weekend.
Now there's an update to how this is all going to pan out.
Tony Romo was pulled over right after he had completed a round
at the Wisconsin Amateur Championship Golf Tournament,
and he was then booked and arrested for, quote,
operating while intoxicated.
So it's an OWI, which I get confused about the DUI, DWI,
and now there's an OWI.
Why can't we just have one for everything?
but it was in a car a golf cart or a tractor it says he was on the freeway so i would imagine he
was in a car it was a cart must be really hammered if you try to drive a golf cart home
that's the indication i guess uh it was his first offense but they said after performing poorly on
standardized field sobriety tests he was arrested and he did refuse to take that intoxication test
after he got arrested so it's not like he was fully cooperating but i know they say not to
like to say no to those anyway he's also withdrawn from another scheduled appearance
at the group texas state open and cbs has announced that they will not terminate his
18 million dollar a year contract but that he may quote take a step back which i would love they
should because i know that when he started doing it everyone thought he was the greatest thing to
happen to broadcasting because he had this interesting take on the plays and he was all
I like his theories of what's going to happen next.
So insufferable.
I like him.
He's so bad.
It's so bad because they don't even explain what's going on in the game.
Yeah, he just makes a lot of noises.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, he's going to do this next.
Oh, no, he didn't.
Jim Nantz got to carry his dead weight.
Listen, it's a good out for them if they wanted to get out.
That's why I can do what he does.
He goes, oh.
Half my gay sports clips are him.
I know.
He said, without Tony Romo, you're not getting half of the gay football highlights.
I know, he's going to take a step back.
It's going to be rough for me.
Who do you hate more, Tony Romo or Joe Buck?
You know, I think upon listening, Tony Romo annoys me more because he talks more.
Joe Buck is just like, and pass, caught.
And you're like, okay.
Joe Buck has a pompousness to him, which is frustrating.
And I think that people liked Romo at first because he felt kind of like the every man that was telling you about what was going on.
But now he's just such a know-it-all.
Yeah, I don't like him.
I'm old school.
I like Al Michaels.
Yeah.
I like those guys.
Even Chris Collinsworth.
I'll stomach him.
I want the people to sound like it's like you have to explain every moment of it to me like I'm not watching, you know?
Like I want you to explain what I'm watching and make it more exciting for me.
That's a good announcer.
Yeah, I used to dislike Joe Buck for a long time.
It was very trendy to dislike Joe Buck.
This is, by the way, right after Kyle Shanahan got in a horrible car accident and almost lost his eye.
So it's been a bad driving week for the NFL.
We as humans are not built to multitask, but we do it every single day.
But the stereotype has always been that women are much better at multitasking than men are.
But according to a new study, they have debunked that stereotype.
And, Klein, you can listen to this while you scroll on your phone and do your push-ups.
New research finding that apparently men do not multitask worse than women.
Shocking.
We stopped talking, which explains a lot.
Let me men-splain.
I mean, explain.
Ladies, you think that he's ignoring you while he's backing into that parking spot, right?
Meanwhile, in his head, he's thinking, if I answer this question right now, I'm going to drive clean over this mailbox right now.
So maybe the stereotype isn't that women are better multitaskers.
Maybe women just refuse to hit more mailboxes.
Sacrifice the conversation.
Men, we sacrifice the conversation to finish the mission.
I think guys are fully happy to stop talking.
whenever there's some other task involved.
It's like, oh, cool.
Now I don't have to talk anymore.
And the woman is like, why have you stopped talking?
This is a constant thing.
And she will say to me, can't you do two things at once?
I can do two things at once.
And it's not about that.
It's I'm focused on the task at hand.
So I can't have any of this meaningless, meandering conversation.
Whereas women, a lot of times, at least the one I live with,
likes to verbally say every possible thought and every possible scenario that could happen.
Yeah, I need to share every single thought I have.
Has to get it out.
Has to get it all out.
Yeah, and I think that you also, I think with our job, too, there's a lot of selective listening that can happen.
Like, you are able to tune out other things to focus on one thing.
So that's just a skill that you've developed.
Yeah.
Here's a pop-up nobody cares about.
This is proof that pop-up culture has gotten way out of control.
A Candyland Cafe is opening up in San Diego, transforming a local restaurant into a whimsical, life-sized version of what I believe to be the most boring game in creation.
It will include Lollipop Woods Tunnel, giant Jolly Gum Drops, and a winding path leading to King Candy's Candy Castle.
And they want to let you know that even though this is built like a playground, you will be banned from climbing, sitting, or leaning against any of the installations.
And they are supposed to be photographed only.
And anyone seen violating those rules will potentially have to pay for the damages and forfeit their entrance fee.
And even when you book, it says Candyland Cafe is a restaurant, not a playground.
Well, they're going to be disappointed with who shows up there.
Yeah, because the only people who care about Candyland are kids.
Right.
Maybe some pedos, too.
Yeah, that's true.
They will enjoy the Candyland boys.
But mostly kids.
We get into a brand new hour of the show right now with tickets for you.
