Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- When It's OK to Cry, Clickbait and MORE

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

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And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. This is the world famous Hey, Role. Good morning, welcome to your 30 Thursday. The Pregwind is here. It is a Klein Alley show on Krock, back in your earholes where we belong, unless you'd like to look at the show, in which case you can check us out if we're streaming live on YouTube. Some people finding the show on YouTube for the very first time,

then realizing, wait a minute, you guys are a live radio show. That's all happens. It absolutely does, and thanks for finding us on YouTube and or 106.7 KROC. Our podcast listeners, good morning as well. For those of you that have seen random clips of Johnny talking about Fallacio Salad. on Instagram. Thanks for finding us here where we are every single day for most of our lives. My name is Klein. That's Ali. Morning. That is a DJ Omar Khan right there. You have a jigsie nerd. What's that? Postmaster, Johnny and Vanessa taking them calls right now at 8005-2067. You'll need those

numbers later this hour. If you want to win stuff from us, let's not lie to you. This is the hour. We give you tanks of gas and we say thanks for listening. So just be ready to call and claim your tank so we can fill you up and top you off because no one likes to spend money on gas. Especially on a thrifty Thursday. It's gotten more expensive now than ever. before. And if you're not watching right now, you don't know that Ali is trying to make her flannel look, which is kind of her standard lesbian uniform, sexier by going with the lacy flannel. So her big, broad shoulders are covered in like panty material. And then the rest of her shirt is all flannel. This is my lingerie. So yeah, that's what Ali wears for like, that's a honeymoon outfit right

there. It's a flannel with a little bit of lace on it. What's under there? If you're strangely aroused right now, this is why you're strangely aroused right now. And no, I'm never wearing. shoulder pads. It just looks like I am. Those are my real shoulders. That is gross. You are a disgusting person. And by the way, you father a lot of people based on things you've done on the show. Whenever you try to get sexy is when things usually go downhill for you. Hey guys. Just getting back from vacation, catching up on the podcast.

Last Tuesday, that call that Ali had looking for her adult poise. Oh my gosh. That was horrible. Oh, my gosh. I felt like I was being like force-fed nails. That was gruesome. the poor guy who took the call it was basically sexually assaulted I mean geez oh god I feel for the poor guy who had to take that call and I feel for all of us I'd listen to it

oh man that was rough that was one of the rougher ones that I'd listen to him not gonna lie but thanks I guess thank you for your constant support of the show Allie calling the hotel where she left her dildo trying to track it down Is that really the worst thing I mean we've had to hear about Jake's sex life

You've unfortunately talked about your sex life a lot That's the worst thing is me calling a hotel tell about a dildo? That's like being force-fed nails. According to that listener, that's like being forced-fed nails. Someone found it hot. No one is cold. No one has found that hot. Come on, call the goat line if you were turned on by that story.

How do you know you're being lied to? I'll tell you how you know. If you say, hey, Ali, great story. We will get to that in just a moment with clickbait as we saw the internet's biggest riddles. There's one way to tell if someone is lying to you. We'll get to that national caro cue. We're rock.

We are a client-ally show. We'll get into some clickbait in a moment. number one way you can tell if you're being lied to by a co-worker or perhaps a romantic partner, friend, the relative, they're lying to you. They're probably doing this and we'll give you that information and click bait quickly though. Claudia, you're on K-rock, good morning. Allie, everything you do is so hot and I'm such a submissive as soon as you said to call in. Of course I'm going to call in, babe. Very better, yeah. Hold on. You thought that Ali's call to the hotel to try to track down her

lost sex toy was hot? Oh, yeah, I got off to it. You did it? No. And when I told the original story about my sex romp at the hotel weekend, you probably were turned down by that story as well, I imagine. Oh, my gosh. My panties were soaking, babe. I have diarrhea. What about that? Still does it for me, baby.

Wow, this person's got very, very crazy standards. She's being tortured. Is that AI? That must be real. Are you AI or are you a real human? I'm not AI I'm just in love with Ali Oh man See that's why it works

A aye aye aye that is a real problem right there All right let's get to this Ellie That joke I don't stand by that Jake edit that out of the podcast She is dry now Are you A dry Hello

Hello Hello Are you turned on by I'm not dry I'm not You turned on by that joke at all That joke sucked All right

Thank you Damn it. Hatter. A joke. Lost her. Let's get into it. It's time for clickbait. Here we go. How many lies you think you tell in a day?

Let's be honest. A lot? I don't tell very many lies. I think you do. You tell a lot of pointless lies. Like, I'm on my way. It's like that sort of. It's usually based on when I will arrive places and why I'm late to places.

And sometimes they're lies and sometimes they are the truth. I mean, mostly it is a version of the truth. It's just like I know I should have left 20 minutes earlier. The answer is I always should have left 20 minutes earlier. Yeah. We usually hear a variation of something in the mornings. Yeah. Today, I mean, I'll tell you, my...

There's the charging excuse. I go look at my car right now. I'm at 11%. I should have charged it. I blew it last night. I didn't plug the thing in all the way. There's a coffee problem one day. There's all a coffee problem, a lot of days.

Those are all real. The dog's poop schedule change. That has gotten out of control. These are all, once again, truth, but I'm just saying in general when you say to someone like, if someone said, you hey, I like your shirt, you know they're lying today, but they're probably going to say, say it though because you know it's it's a real look at me sort of thing if you don't believe it then just don't say anything but i think i know what what when a person's lying you think you know yeah all right

well according to uh this evidence from a fbi i in this is someone that worked for the fbi for years and their job was to literally be a human lie detector and tell if someone was lying based on some a couple of specific things but they they they get water log them and they don't change their answer they're water board oh water yeah waterboarding i mean how is that FBI person going to be able to... This guy... They have totally different methods. He's dealt with enough people over the years,

informants, etc., that he can tell. And there's one thing that you should be looking for to determine if you're being lied to. What is it? Well, it's all in the voice. If you begin lying, you start going like this. Oh, my God. And your voice gets higher and higher

with every lie and the higher the voice, the worst, the lie. Like that woman who just called and said, now, your story was so hot. No, she was going, oh, my God, it's so hot. Jake, how do you know, you're being lied to? They're blinking a lot. I've watched a lot of

those shows and all those guys say that if they blink a bunch, that means you're lying. So if their eyes are, what if they have sunglasses on their line to you? I guess you're SOL, dude. That's why poker players wear sunglasses, right? Part of the problem, yeah. The dilation of the eye says a lot of things. Oh, it's their eyes

literally dialing? I think there's a couple of different things that happened during that moment of telling the truth, lying, bluffing, etc. So that is part of the reason. That's why Blind Charlie would be a great poker player. He's got no eyes at all. He wouldn't even know whether to... Wouldn't know.

Whether to raise or call, he has no idea. He would be crazy. He'd be crazy. He'd be playing his hand with him. You're like, the guy's even his own car. All right every time. This guy is confidence. You have nothing again. What do you say, Omar?

Yeah. I think it has something to do with their body language. Like their, you know, arms across, maybe they're passing, you know, pacing back and forth while they're telling you the lie. They're just not acting normal. Like, you know the normal. way they act normally, but they are acting abnormal. Yeah, their behavior completely changes. It's a couple of things to look for

as it pertains to the way they tell the story. And if you've ever noticed, Ali, whenever we think that we're getting a call from someone that is a BS call, usually they have a lot of very, very specific details. Overly specific. Oversell the story. It was Tuesday at hold on those Thursday at 8.15.

You know, that's not important. You've already thought about the lie. They pepper in a lot of extra details because they think then you're going to believe them more. the real thing. And there are some other stuff that you guys mentioned that's on this list.

They're blinking a lot, et cetera, turning their body away. But they say that the mouth goes very dry. And I don't know how you could tell that on another person. You had to kiss them.

But you have to con kiss the person. Are you lying? Let me see. And if the mouth... Next time you're late. It's pretty dry. If the mouth is very dry, there is an indication

that there's something going on internally. But then they know they're lying. So the heartbeat starts speeding up and the mouth gets drier and that is a good way to be able to tell if the person is lying to you or not. Well, I imagine an interrogation. If you're being interrogated and you keep lying and then you do the thing where you're like, can I have some water? You're asking for a beverage. I bet that's a

dead giveaway for them. Yeah, but they also have hot lights blasting on you. So, I mean, that's the other thing. And you're in a windowless room. Right. They put you in an uncomfortable situation, but maybe the moment you ask for water, they're like, up. Yeah, look for that dry. If they do the throat clear thing, the dry, anything that's pretty like move their tongue around, they do that LL Cool J thing where they're constantly trying to like moisten their own mouth. Yeah, or some people have that, like, dried spit that kind of congeals on the side of their mouth. Yeah, they're liars. They're all liars.

Come back in a moment, and we answer the age-old question. When is it okay for men to cry? I would say any time, but it seems that in male culture, that's not the case. There is a new list that is out, and we have to determine whether or not these are acceptable crying moments. Women can cry all the time, because they do, right, Allie? But men have to pick and choose when they cry. And I know that women claim there's nothing hotter than seeing a guy who's in touch. with their emotions cry.

Yes, but if a guy cries too much, I think it can have the opposite effect on women. If you're sitting there watching some rom-com or you turn over and the guy's in tears, you got to leave that guy immediately. He's probably gay, right? And this is about what's acceptable to other men. Yes, so we will get to that after this quick break on KROQ. If you'd like to call and share with us the last time you cry, especially if you're a guy, it's not as socially acceptable for guys to cry.

And Ali believes that's all changing now as people are getting more in touch with their inner demons, therapy, mental wellness, journaling, whatever, whatever other stupid things you've tried that have worked or not worked, I don't know. I used to think the list was as follows, Sally. Acceptable to cry. If you're watching Rudy. Oh, okay. If your dog dies and when you get your utility bill.

Those were the three acceptable times when you could cry. So this article is fascinating because it talks about what other men deem okay in the world of crying. And crying at your own wedding. At your own wedding? At your own wedding was something that was frowned upon as being a pussy move. But a lot of weddings I've been to, the man was crying. Gay weddings or straight ones? Straight ones.

No way. Yes. I would say almost all. The man is crying? The man is crying. Because he's like, oh, man, I can't get any more strange for a while. I'm going to put it at around 15%. 15?

15? Yeah. Omar's at weddings every weekend, two or three a weekend. And you think it's that low? Oh, yeah, it's definitely not all the time. I don't know who these... Are you talking about crying, crying, or choked up? Both.

You're saying, like, when they're getting married or like... Even if you're getting choked up, you're... During the speech part, like when they go up and they say a couple of things at the... When they're doing their vows, that's typically when they start crying. I've never seen it. If I say any of my buddies do that, they would never hear the end of it. Do you think it's acceptable for a man to cry over, say, his daughter singing a song at her little graduation? You're such a bitch.

Yeah, I do. I do think so. I do, because I did. Yeah. And I didn't cry fully, but I felt myself about to cry. I felt... Because it was so bad? No, because it was the song and she was so little and she was not going to be little anymore.

But I feel like men crying over their kids is okay. Depends on what, though. Like, you know, what's the accomplishment? You know, score a goal at a soccer game? That's not cryworthy at all. I mean, being terrible at soccer. Yeah, man, that's sucks when you see the schedule. You got to go up every Sunday 7 o'clock and drive to Ontario.

But like then going off to college or something, you would not cry. Huh, that's a tough one Let me try to try a picture of that I could see that Or like I'm a woman now I got my period And you're like oh my God That's not crying

I was freaked to hell out That's freaked out That would be like That's just scared That's like move to Vegas for me But it's not cry I don't think I mean cry

There's different cries Obviously there's happy cries There's sad cries We're not talking about happy cries Oh we're not Oh well you said Well wedding cries Wedding cries

Those aren't sad cries But it's sentimental It's not like oh I just won the lottery cry. Of course, everyone can cry when they win the lottery. I don't know. Yeah, if I won the lot of would I cry? I mean, the question, when could you be so overrun with emotion you would cry? I could see

like sports team winning a massive, you know, especially a team that sucked for a while and all of a sudden, I mean, Dodgers fans are still going to be excited, but they've been good for a while now, so it's a little different than I'm talking about a team that's been like those Knicks fans that finally got themselves a nice win this past season

and basketball. I almost could see myself crying vicariously through them because of the struggle. So sports was the number one scenario where men said it is totally acceptable to cry. If your team loses or if your team wins or you know that like old man

who's been a season ticket holder since the 60s and his team finally won and he's crying because he's gone to every single game and seen them suck. That's acceptable crying to most men. You think it's acceptable to cry when your team loses? That's acceptable? Well, I would see I

when I... That seems like baby stuff. I kind of thought you were going to say pets and bets. Well, pets and bets is usually, that is what I would agree. Losing pets and losing bets, you'll cry. But losing bets, I don't think I would cry. Once again, losing, winning is it, I think I would be more likely to have a happy cry than a sad cry. Sad cry, I think now that's been replaced by people just ripping their TVs off the wall and smashing them. Just pure male aggression.

Yeah, I think that's how guys deal with their, right, I think that's how they deal with. Find someone wearing the other jersey and punch them or rip my TV off the wall. But I think people like my dad who said I haven't cried in 20. I think the last time he cried was 30 years ago when his dad died. That was the last time he cried. Yes. And there's a lot of stories like that of Gen X and Boomers that really don't cry that much. But I think younger people cry a lot more.

They can access their emotions. Philip, you're on the phone. You have not cried over a decade? Yeah. What was the thing that sent you off a decade ago? So when you have a very young child, you're like full of anxiety all the time, did something's going to go wrong. So you're like primed to start crying.

So I was at the playground, and my kid was about five. And he was like, la la la. And he walks in front of the people on the swings. Oh, yeah. And one of them with their legs out just, like, hits him full on. And he goes flying. And, like, I don't know if he's okay. But I just, I ran again.

But while I'm doing it, I just personed it to you. Yeah, pussy. Because, yeah. But I get it. Listen, I've watched a lot of kids get clocked in the face on those swing sets. It's hilarious. It happens all the time. I don't know why they don't create like a general.

giant spray-painted box around the, not a barrier, but like just like at least color the area where it's like don't run in this area. Well, kids don't know that. They're not going to look at that. That's Darwinism right there. Kids got to take a couple of feet to the face before they learn not to run into a swing. Now, here's another scenario. What about crying in the workplace? Because it depends on your job, right? If you're a firefighter or a homicide detector or a police officer and you're seeing tragic things. Yeah, but you're hardened. And you're crying. But that's more acceptable than say, like, Johnny crying at work because he was scared to get. get on an airplane.

I cried one time and I was like sincere. That would be ridiculous. Johnny, you're saying the hypothetical is Johnny crying because he's afraid to get on an airplane? When would that ever happen? In what world would that happen? I'm just saying that's an example of when it maybe is less accepted to cry. Versus if you have a different type of job that's more weighted or serious. And you deal with more real life situations that it's more acceptable to cry in that scenario.

Johnny didn't just cry. He had a full, like, shaking, his whole body was a convulsing. And that was out of... And that was out of fear of... Was that you were afraid to get on the plane, right? Yeah, it was a genuine fear of being high up in the sky and, like, having nothing under me. Like, fear of heights, too. It's a man.

It's a man right there. Hey, Joey, when's the last time you cried? I took my daughter to see that new DreamWorks movie, Forgotten Island, and it's like, it hit me. I just started crying, and she's eight, and she caught me. And I was embarrassed, but, like, I was wrapped up in the moment. Isn't that, that's like an animated movie with a bunch of, like, it's like girl best friends that go to some island and take pictures and stuff? It is, yeah, my daughter's half Filipino, and the movie's about Filipino, so I took her to see it. The moment hit me, I was like, oh, my gosh, like, I'm crying at an animated movie.

But, I mean... I know they tried to get me with that bad robot movie. They tried. They tried to get me, Allie. But luckily, I was on the side. You, luckily you fell asleep before they could. Yeah, they couldn't get me. Can't cry when you're sleeping.

626 said I cried the moment I saw my wife in her wedding dress. Wow. I couldn't believe I was marrying somebody so beautiful. I can't, I guess I got to figure out a way to connect to those sorts of emotions. I know I have them somewhere. And 7141 does no, does crying, laughing count. I don't think it does in this scenario, but if there's a really funny fart joke, for example, it's the only thing I think of that a man would laugh that hard that they're crying.

Yeah, laugh till cry does not count. I mean, I'm being honest, the last time that I almost cried, and I'm being sincere when I say this, Sally, because I know that the struggle for you to get pregnant this time was real, and you went through all of the ups and the downs, and we were all super bumped out for you the many times that we thought you were going to say you were pregnant and you weren't. When you did the shot, you know, the actual shot.

With one-armed Gary? With one-arm Gary. You cried? Well, whenever it was when we knew you were actually pregnant, I had a moment. I felt like the feeling of about to cry. And then you shut it down. And then I got distracted by something and I moved on.

But in that moment, I remember thinking... You almost had an emotion. And that's out of happiness for you, which is also a different crying. That's not even a... It didn't change my life at all. Probably actually will make my life worse. Yeah, it'll probably make it things so complicated. But at least in the moment, I was crying for you.

That's nice to think that you had an almost moment. But what about a soldier coming home? The soldier crying. I think when you're a hero, quote... That's true. You can cry whenever you want, because you... You are so hardened. And if you come home and you see your little, you know, poodle and your family and you're finally, you're like, oh, my God, I thought I wouldn't get home.

That's acceptable crying. Is it acceptable that Omar sits by himself at his desk at home and watches videos? I don't do it all the time. Soldiers coming home on a loop and he just sits there and cries. Is that acceptable? I mean, it's cool that he's got that ability to feel that way. It's not like tears are running down my face. I just get, you know, a little.

You're emotional. It choked up, yeah. Are you drunk or sober when you're watching these videos? Both. Yeah, because drunk, I think you're more acceptable to cry when you're drunk. And by the way, that's another caveat to this whole thing is, like you brought up the wedding example earlier, is that sometimes as the night goes on and you've been taking full advantage of the open bar, when the speeches happen, every once in a while, the person that gets sick, the right amount of, you know, drunk,

you can get a little bit more in touch with your emotions. Yeah, because you don't have that anger blanket. Yeah. You know, 714 said, what are you going to do when your kids get married, Klein? Are you going to cry when your daughter is walking down the aisle? Am I paying for this wedding, hypothetically and real? Yeah, yeah, that I'll be crying a lot. Yeah, I would, oh, Jesus.

Stop it. She stopped the same. She was so little. All right. This is the one that swears and hits you and... Yeah, but before she was hitting me and swearing, she was singing, what small voice? All right. All right.

Three, two, three said, that's acceptable. The clip of Homeward Bound, where the two dogs and the cat get lost and try and make their way home, that's the last time this person cry, and I assume this is a man. Well, the goodness is crying is totally acceptable. If you're watching Rudy.

And pets and bets. Pets and bets. Pets and bets. And if you're in touch with your emotions, and you're able to access those, they say it's like a shower for your soul. Good for you. So good for you.

Super jealous. It's Klein Alley's show on KROQ. Saver, the forum over the weekend. Ali will be crying when she's to pay for parking there again, I'm sure. Oh, God. Aline, you're on Krak. Good morning. Hi, what's up? Hi.

Good morning. I don't know how many husbands cried this day, but my husband cried the day Kobe died. Oh, my God. I think everybody was crying yesterday. I was in, like, a state of shock, I remember thinking to most of that. It was not so much, I don't think I actually ended up getting to the point of tears, but I remember feeling in a very strange way of disbelief and shock. I remember seeing news footage of plenty of men crying.

Yeah, very acceptable. Very acceptable day to cry when Kobe died. Rohn, on K. Rockin, Good morning. Hi. Hi. Last time I cried was about five, six years ago when my cat vanished. And I just realized, oh, man. I'm so happy my cat is gone.

Oh, this is a happy joy. Happy tears. Catless now. Did you ever find your cat? No. Oh. Well, like we said, pets and pets and bets are acceptable. And these days, you know, crying is fine for everyone.

In fact, you can cry right now when you hear this. So if you're listening to that right now, you're probably crying because you're so excited. Call and get yourself a tank of gas for your friends here at K. Rock. Well, take a quick break. We're back in a second when we return. We have news to get to, a brand new hour with the show, and that spot for you on the standby boarding list so that you can travel to a castle in Ireland and see some fun. Montaans, D.C.

A lot of people did point out on the text line alley, all of the people that have cried on our show over the years because either they've won or we help them get through some rough patch in their lives. And we don't realize that, that we should make this a safe space for crying. Not necessarily the case. Once again, I think that, you know, listen, I'm not the type of person that's like some alpha male that says crying for pussies.

But I think there are times when it is acceptable. And in my relationship, I think I am way more likely to cry than my wife. Really? Yeah, she's more likely to whine and complain. but she, I think, is even a harder time connecting to her emotions than I do. Women, when is the last time you wind? Has it been years? That's going to be tough to figure.

Talk about that. Three seconds ago. So I'm just saying... I have whined when Kobe died. I get it. It's not... There's some guys that are just better at crying. And apparently it's a...

But it's a stigma that's going away now, I think, because men who are emotionally available are becoming more of a hot commodity. Women claim that it is a... turn up. They claim it's a turn on. Yeah, because you don't want someone who's totally shut down. I hear you. I just think that the reality of saying that they are turned on by that and the reality of a guy where you're like, oh my God, don't worry, he cries. That would be, it's everything in moderation. I'll tell you what. It's going to get old very quick if this guy's sobbing all the time. If someone is crying all the time and they can't handle anything, regardless of gender, that's

annoying. Yeah, if you're like, what's going on, like, do you see those squirrels playing with each other? It's just beautiful. You're like, oh my God. It just upset me when you said this. And you're like, God. At some point. Bro, backbone. Hey, Kimberly. Good morning. You are the winner of a tank of gas, as we say, thanks for listening to the show. Hold on one second so we can top off your tank, all right?

All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Don't keep that going, please. That's beautiful. That's beautiful.

Are you crying because you've won on the radio? A lot of times people get emotional about that. Oh, yeah, I'm crying right now. Okay, beautiful. Quick break. Back at a moment. That wasn't a liar. News to get to after this, and then we get you on that.

by boarding list so we can send you to go see some Fontaine's DC after this. Usually if you are going to a castle, you're playing mini golf somewhere in the valley. But in this particular case, we sent you to a castle in Ireland, just north of Dublin, so you can see Fontaine's DC. DC stands for Dublin City. Do they have mini golf too or no?

They actually don't even know if they have mini golf at that castle. I would be very disappointing if you went all the way. You went all the way to Ireland and you brought you little putter with you and they had no mini golf. Where's a dinosaur? It's ridiculous. Send you even care. There's no windmill here. You even care about going anymore. We'll give you a chance in about five minutes to hop on that standby boarding list and give that trip away Monday morning.

But it's important you're on the list or else you cannot win. That is coming up. But first, your news. Grab your adderol. It's time for ADD News. When it comes to stealing a vehicle, they're definitely not all created equal. I think stealing a tractor or a golf cart is way cooler and funnier than stealing a regular old Nissan. But you tell me where this ranks on the list. This was a person who stole something at an airport, and this required a lot of effort. And this was the guy that went for the Joyride, the John Wayne Airport. He was cruising around the runway.

Right. A 26-year-old man somehow breached a gate, a Delta Airlines passenger, he breached a gate, got on to the airfield, and then proceeded to steal a tug. A tug is one of those vehicles you see on the airfield that move planes around. It was an Alaska Airlines tug. They say the man stole the tug, then proceeded to crash it into another vehicle, but he wasn't done. He then tried to steal, they say, a laboratory truck, and that's basically what it sounds like, one of those truck that cleans out the waste from airplane restaurants, tried to steal one of those. It was around that time that he was finally caught by airport police. Look, I'm telling you, when you have a long layover and you're bored.

People go crazy. People go nuts. You don't know what to do. But stealing one of those little baggage carts or the tug thing, that's kind of cool. Back-to-back bad vehicle choices Because Omar's right If he was stealing the stairs That'd be fun

So funny Watch him driving around the stairs That'd be cool But he's driving around The thing that is full of all the turds From cleaning out the bathrooms That's a gross He probably thought he was stealing something cooler

Even stealing that beverage cart van thing is cooler than just The lavatory van But I would say Those little tugs are pretty small It's just like a little golf cart type thing with a hitch on it The video is pretty funny too

because it takes him a while to figure out how it works. And he's like cranking all like the stick shifts and stuff and he can't figure it out and finally he does. But how do you get out there? Well, he just went through the door. We all just usually don't go to the door because there's a sign that says do not enter. So I usually stay away. But that guy didn't obviously read the sign.

He entered. So you think it's that easy? I think so. I think if you found one of those yellow vests, you could probably just walk out there, no problem. Yeah, but you know when you're boarding the plane, you're on the whatever that thing's called, the jet bridge or whatever.

That would be cool to steal. Oh man, that'd be a fun thing to drive around. I'm driving a hallway around. But then you get to that door before you get on the plane, if you make a left or on the plane, you make a right, that door's always open. And that's where they're usually handing the carry-on bags that they can't fit. And people go right down the runway.

You're easy. Right, yeah, it is probably easier than you would expect. But then you've got to get away, and this is all people getting ready for the new Grand Theft Auto. It's just how many vehicles can we steal and drive around until we get taken to the customer? I can't wait. I must test some of this out in real life. You're going to check it out.

Here's something that experts predict will start making a comeback. as a way to save money. Streaming services. They're all charging more now for their subscriptions. Disney. 323 said, Ali, once again,

if only we had an expert on ground control at the airport that we did all. Oh, my God. That is crazy. There are so many ground control related stories right now. Thank you for pointing that out,

3, 23. All the questions that we're asking could be answered by that one guy in Amsterdam. Vanessa, we may have to book that guy again because I know the first time it made no sense. This is the guy we need to talk to

with all these questions. So obviously Disney Plus went up, Peacock went up, Netflix went up, and with this, people are remembering that you can get TV stations for free with an antenna that you can buy for $15. Now more people are starting to buy up these antennas and set up the little rabbit ears behind your TV or on top of your place. And they say it's a little complicated at first, but if you go to certain websites, you can see which towers are near you. and then it'll list out which stations are in that area. And if you get an antenna, a lot of times if it's within 30 miles of that tower, you can get a bunch of stations for free. And then, boom, you can watch some NFL games live without having to pay

for a million different streaming services. And some of these antennas you can get for like 15 to 20 bucks. How would you even plug the internet? Like, if you have a modern TV, is they even have a place to plug the internet? It doesn't go through USB or something. So how do you even get there? I think there are now.

The antennas now can plug out. There's a coaxil cable on the back of every TV. Does anyone currently on the show have a... No, I have a friend who does this. They have an antenna. Yeah, my TV has it. You have an antenna, Johnny. I don't have an antenna, but I have the port to plug in an antenna.

How old is your TV? The one Blind Charlie gave me is only three years old. It was a 20-23 model. Oh, interesting. Wow. He's a three years old. You had it for three years. No, the model's from 2023. That's when it was manufactured.

He must have... They must have some sort of a rule, maybe, where they have to put it on there. Probably. It's like radio and cars. It's like a safety thing. Right. The only reason we exist anymore because they force us to put, they force people to put us in cars.

There's still towers. Broadcasting things. You have an antenna TV, Omar? Yeah, no, yeah. I have an antenna hooked up to my system and I barely watch it. Like Ali's right. The last time I used it, I want to say maybe there was a football playoff game that had some people over and they wanted to watch it and it was on Channel 4.

So I turned it on. And then aside from that, I mean, it's always sports. How's the quality? Sports are new. Oh, it's, it's HD quality. Oh, it is. Great quality. Yeah, yeah.

They're not legally required to have an antenna port. But I don't think, I think we're past the days where you have to, like, mess with the antenna to get the signal. I'm sure they're stronger now where if you just put it up. That is incorrect. Oh. I have to, because I have one of the ones that is flat and you have to put it on the window. And I constantly have to, like, put it up on my mini blinds and, like, you know, turn it in the right angle to get a certain channel. That's old school.

I like it. I know this is going to be, uh, it's just rinked. radio, not TV, but when I used to want to listen to Loveline as a child on the East Coast, and we did have love line there, but it was obviously K-Rox Love Line, I would have to. The only way I could do it was to hold my antenna out the window of my bedroom. It pointed towards like the moon, and that's the only way I could even hear a love line. And a lot of times when I had those hot stories, I would try to self-pleasure with one hand while holding the antenna out the window with the other hand.

And only the moon could give you Lovelin? And if I missed, if I moved it all, because I was self-pleasureing too vigorously, I would lose the middle of the story. I can't believe that that show gave you enough to get there. Oh, yeah. Wait, Klein, you were beating your meat to a radio? That's right. And look at you now. Anything.

It's not one thing that can stop me from doing that. A PSA to anybody carving pumpkins this year. All nice things have a dark side. And I know a lot of people feel that pumpkin carving is a bit overrated. But apparently, it's also dangerous. Not just because kids are around a bunch of sharp objects. There's more. And North Texas mother says her two-month-old daughter participated in a pumpkin carving activity

at daycare, which sounds like it's not a big deal, but about two days later, she found her infant vomiting. She was purple and had a high fever, and the cause was salmonella. The mother says the baby wasn't even eating table food yet, so it took time to figure out that the pumpkin exposure was the cause. The FDA says fresh produce, including pumpkins, can in fact be contaminated with salmonella. After pumpkins are carved and sit at room temperature, they are in the danger zone. So once you carve a pumpkin and let it sit out, you're in this. the danger zone maybe. The kid was eating those raw seeds.

It's like a two-year-old kid who's probably gnawing on a piece of pumpkin. And they're just gumming everything at that point. And you don't realize that salmonella is inside the pumpkin. Definitely scarier. Yeah, much scary. That's actually scary this year. I'm not even a car pumpkin. I'm just going to write these all have salmonella.

I don't freak out people. Just open it up and say take one. Take one. We get into a brand new hour of the show. And the very first thing we do is give away some time.