Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Annoymous, Jake Goes to Vidiots and MORE

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

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And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Oh, this is the world famous. Good morning. Welcome to your K Rocket. It's just after 9 o'clock. Thanks for finding us. Coming back for more, slogging along,

or perhaps discovering us randomly while you're trying to figure out what is that noise coming out of your car speaker. I'm Klein, that's Ali. Hello. DJ Omar Khan, right there. He is the audio sniper extraordinaire.

And then you've got the man in his shadow. The Arbiter of Sound. Arbrived audio. His name is Jake Z nerd. Jake the nerd also. taking a lot of liberties with the Klein Allie show, Instagram as of late. There's been a lot of complaints about that.

I did not tell you to. I don't even know what you put up last night, but there are so many complaints about it on the goat line, which we'll get into a little bit later. Of course, in the back room, taking the calls. Your calls right now, if you're trying to win this trip, is Postmanor Johnny. Idiot, Extraordinary, and there she is, Vanessa,

future owner of the blue dress. The sheening. So we have lots to get to on K. Rock this morning and this hour, including mash tags, It's a chance for you to help us make K Rock hot. We will look for your great submissions to pour through the text line at 8005201067, and we will explain exactly what we're looking for all coming up later this hour. Right now, though, let's go ahead and make someone's day instantly better.

As we say, good morning to our 20th caller, calling from North Hollywood, California from the 818. Who am I speaking with? Hello. Hi, who are you? Sarah. Sarah, you are caller number 20. Thank you. You are welcome, welcome.

You'll be going to see Fontaine's, D.C. at the Kia Forum, but don't get too excited. That's happening in about a year, October 15th of 2027. However, if we call you back on Monday morning, we will be telling you the good news. You'll be packing your bags and going to a castle to see them in Dublin, Ireland. Congratulations. Oh, that would be amazing.

Yes, please. If you need parking advice for the forum show, let me know. Oh, you got it. All right. Hold on one second. Nice to meet you, sir. Another chance to hop on that standby boarding list again at noon with Sluggo, and then three and six with the great Kevin Wright.

or Megan Holiday. Ali, on the phone right now is the bride from the proposal story, the future bride, from the viral proposal story that took place yesterday that we were talking about

in Laguna Beach where the Karen was yelling at the proposal saying, go back to Mexico. Yeah, there was a proposal set up. You know, I would imagine some kind of an archway, nice, pretty setup

at the edge of a hillside there. And then there was a lady that was walking her dog who was not happy about it and she confronted the photographer I believe right before the couple was walking up to do the actual proposal and I understand why people think this is racism

because it was I mean she was also at the beginning just saying there's always somebody here you're not allowed to have events here she seems like she's just generally annoyed by people being in that area but then when the mariachi music came that's when she got real racist she seemed a very like a very rich upity woman

the park is for people that live here to enjoy the park and have picnics. And they don't allow events on the grass here for that reason. Yeah, I understand, ma'am. So I just called the police. They're coming out there. They're going to make you tear it down. No, I understand.

We'll be out, I promise. It's every single fucking weekend, and I'm sick and tired of it. We weren't here last weekend. This is where she snapped. And it's so funny when someone is so angry and the other person is so pleasant because it's just she just, she wants you to match her level of anger. Yeah.

And the photographer's going, like, I understand, but we were not here last weekend. I got it. I'm going to have to anyway. I'm sick of this shit. No, don't tell me to shush. And the reason she's shushing her is because the, you know, the proposal's about to happen. The couple's walking up to this situation that was been set up, you know.

So as a result, she's going, can you just chill with the tantrum until they can do this quick marriage proposal? If we can't come here and picnic on the evening when they want to. And this is the best part. This is a next believer. Say hi to TikTok. From now on, I only want angry white women yelling to the sweet sounds of mariachi music in the background. On the phone right now is Haley. Haley is the woman that was getting proposed to while all of this was happening.

Haley, good morning. Welcome to K Rock. Hi, good morning, guys. Did you ever think in a million years that everyone would be talking about your proposal? No, this definitely was not on my bingo card for this year. Did you have any idea that this was happening behind the scenes? Is this one of those proposals you knew what's happening, or were you kind of surprised by, you know,

why you were being brought to this cliff? No, I was definitely surprised. So my fiancé, he told me we were going to go have dinner at the Maestro's that is right around the corner from that cliff. So I did believe it. Marry that guy, for sure. I'll marry that guy. Yeah, so, and then he made a wrong turn,

and that's how we ended up at the proposal. Did you ever get that? the Mastros? No, we did not get the Mastro. Leave this man. Leave this man. So, of course, what we've all heard is this Karen being a total C word to the photographer. And what happens, you know, pick up where we left off. When you walked up, was she still there yelling at you guys?

No, yeah. So she was definitely there. So I first, when we got out the car, I saw the view and everything. and I was like, whoa, it was beautiful. And I'm a little nosy. So as I was walking up, I heard the yelling and stuff. But my sister, which is the videographer and my brother, they were in disguise. So, like, I couldn't see them.

They had like an umbrella, like glasses. They were hiding, you know, trying to act. An umbrella and glasses are disguised. That's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, so they were hiding from me. And I was, so I was like, oh, this lady's yelling at them. But I was like, let's have our moment.

So you knew as you kind of walked up, you realized, wait a minute. There's a situation. I think I'm the one who's about to get proposed to. For a woman, that's a big deal, you know, especially if you are a little surprised by it. You have that kind of moment where you realize, oh, my God, this is me, because you've probably thought about it a lot of your life, I'm sure. Yes, of course. So it wasn't until the moment she did yell to go back to Mexico. Oh, hold on.

Talk. Mary A minute. Let her finish. Mariachi bands chime. Okay, so you walk up. Yeah, so it wasn't to the moment I heard to go back to Mexico, which I'm not sure if she told that to my sister to me. I thought in the moment it was to me because of the mariachi's playing. Right.

So I like snapped my neck and then to find out, oh, the other people she was yelling at was my sister. But my fiancee still grabbed me by the hip and just led me to the proposal. Oh, nice. He just said, let's move away from this woman. And I think that all of you did a great job just kind of ignoring her and not letting it ruin your moment. Yeah, definitely. And you said yes, I assume? Yes, of course.

And this Mastro's thing, is this concerning to you at all? Because you were promised to stake at Mastros. You made your way there. He made a wrong turn. I understand we all have to make lies when we set up our proposals because we want to surprise the person we're going to propose to. But do you feel like he owes you that stake? No, definitely. still owes me that steak.

Okay, good. I'm waiting for the restchedule. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you like, did the police ever show up? She did say she was going to call the police. Did they ever arrive? No, the police never arrived. We're actually not too sure if she really did ever call.

Right. Or if she was just like talking, like we weren't too sure about that. Now, we were thinking because this woman seems like she'd be a lot of fun to mess with of having our own event back there at that exact same spot in a few weeks that will involve the smoking of crack. something none of us do, but we think that the woman would probably not enjoy that either. Would you like to join us and return to the very spot where you were proposed to be a part of our crack sit-in? No, definitely. I would definitely even bring a Banda and a mariachi.

Oh, great. All right. Nice. Mariachi crack. We got it then. We were all set. We may not do the crack part of it, but we may just go there anyway. And we still don't know who this woman is, right? Because in a lot of these scenarios, they end up tracking down the Karen and then she gets fired from her job. So as far as you know, this is still in an honest. Karen, right? No, they actually did find her a few days back. Yeah, her name is Lori Nunes, I believe.

We can't 100% confirm this, but... Nunes. Go back to Mexico, right? Yeah, Lori Nunes, N-U-N-I-O-S, I believe it's still. And you don't think that this ruins your proposal. If anything, you would say this made it more exciting because now you're a big part of the conversation. No, definitely.

It did not ruin the proposal. and a lot of people have been reaching out to me. Like Santa Claus Bridal Suites, they offered to pay for my full dress. Wow. Yeah, Santa Ana News offered to pay for the mariachi for the wedding. So, definitely, it didn't ruin anything. Allie would like to offer to pay for something.

Klein would like to offer to pay for more things. Klein is going to handle all the flowers, the most expensive thing at every wedding. That's not my offer. Would, if this woman apologize, Would you invite her to your wedding? Definitely, probably not. I don't think she would like to go to Mexico with us.

But if she wants to come to Mexico, she's more than welcome. Oh, I got married in Mexico as well. You actually all listen to her advice. You're going back to going to Mexico. You're taking that woman to advice. It's kind of ironic, actually. Well, listen, if you stand with you, we think that the story's obviously ridiculous for some of the wrong reasons,

but the beautiful reason in the middle is that you got proposed to, and congratulations. Haley, thanks for not letting it get overshadowed. your special day. And make sure you tell your fiance, he owes you a stake. Yes, of course. Okay, there she is. The bride from the viral, the future bride from the viral

Laguna Beach proposal story that has been dominating the news cycle. God, I'm just surprised I haven't seen more about this woman's ramifications. I mean, she's just a, like, a bitchy woman that was angry. Yeah, I know, but I feel like a lot of these people, when they get outed as being duches,

it's like, oh, now they've been taken off the board of this school thing. been, you know, removed from their position at this. You know, you see kind of their life fall apart. That's the fun part. When we get back in a moment, you will watch our lives fall apart before your very eyes. We have some anointeamus with Postmaster Johnny. All the things about Johnny that bother us, we will get to that and will officially kick off your mashtags.

Make K-Rock hot after this. Most interactive hour and all of radio is about to officially begin with the return of mash tags. Hit it. Sometimes you want to play mash tags. you don't. Well, if you don't, you're going to be bummed out. Because we're playing it now.

So, heat wave outside again today. I feel like every day it remains hot. We get a little bit more irritable. And today, temps will probably be once again north of 100. Many parts of Southern California. Felt 1,000 degrees yesterday in the San Fernando Valley easily. You feel like your skin is burning as soon as you walk outside. So starting now and for the rest of the hour,

we'll be asking you to help us make K.Rock hot by taking anything under the K-Rock and mashing it together with anything under the world of heat. For instance, the heat strokes, no longer the strokes, or the heat strokes, or two hot chili peppers, boil Otis, or 311 degrees, lots of ways to take K-Rock artists, bands, and or personalities and make them hot. Good luck trying to make us hot. Yeah, we've already got a couple of great submissions, 818 Melt Talica. Oh, Mel Talica is good. And 213, Fontaine's AC. Man, that AC is the superhero of the week for sure.

It really is. And by the way, we appreciate all of your different opportunities in different ways to make K. Rock hot, including 714, who said the time Elena Bovian was on Klein Alley Show. Make K. Rock Hot. That was the last time we did that. It did make K. Rock Hot. So, well done. If you have them, get them to us. You can text them in 800520167. There's a post up on our stories on Instagram. Cline Alley Show, get them to us there. We'll share with you our favorites throughout the hour. Pick a winner and give you something at the very least to say thanks for participating in mash tags. right now though it's time for us to put postmaster johnny in his place anonymous it's never a good day for the uh for the employee that has to sit in the hot seat and hear our thoughts about them to their face but the good news is johnny will not know who said

what because all of these have been recorded anonymously and the voices have been changed the voices have been changed to protect the person who commented i want so johnny you're going to hear comments from jake and from alley myself and umar all of us have contributed to an anonymous there was no shortage. This was the most amount of submissions ever for an anointimus. You nervous? No.

This is the problem, is that I think that Johnny doesn't understand. Am I supposed to be scared? Like I have a puppy dog now that when it eats its poops, I yell at it, and it wags its tail and smiles

and thinks I'm playing with it. It's the same thing. Yeah, it doesn't know that it's done anything. Right, exactly. Go-a-pac-puck-puck-puck! Right. I'm yelling at you. Don't you get it?

So, Johnny, let's go through some of these now. These are some things about you that annoy us all. And here we go. You've been leaving work early a lot lately. And your excuses are getting worse and worse every time. Last time you just said, my landlord and walked away. You didn't even bother to finish your excuse. It's a very true statement. Very true.

I wish it was an excuse. Ever since Johnny was made, quote, full time at K Rock, I've seen him less time than ever before. He's dropping a lot of can we get the day off comments too. A lot of can we get the day? I think Ali had to leave early for some sort of anatomy scan. And he's like, let's take it. the day guys. Yeah, let's just all take the day. We're like, Ali has to leave 11 minutes early for a medical appointment, and I don't think

we need the day. It is interesting also, and I'll notice this about Johnny. He'll say he's got to go deal with some emergency, and then later he posts some fast action motion video of him hanging records on a wall. Right, exactly. Great video. It's not an emergency. Yeah, and I also think that it's a, like, I know a couple times it was, there was some kind of a delivery window that you needed to be home for. That was a big scam. That was. Got to go, guys.

Delivery window. That was a big one. All right, moving on, Allie. I get it. You like the guitar, but do you have to play that guitar while we're doing meetings? It is so addoid. And I don't know how everyone's so calmly just talking. I can barely focus.

We don't know who left that comment either. It's anonymous. Sounds like a trick. That person is not happy about you with the guitar. Play the guitar at home. We don't need to hear it during a meeting. All right. That's another anonymous note from one of your co-reveller.

We don't know who it is, but they would like you to stop playing the guitar. In fact, do we all agree? Sure, sure. Sure, I don't know who made that comment. I think that may have been Omar or Jake, but yes, I think we can all agree about that. Next comment from a coworker anonymously. It's so ridiculous how he talks so much about people who pee on the ground in the men's room, yet you're the dude who's too afraid to pee next to someone because you're scared.

Someone might get a glimpse of your baby. Whoa. Go and pee in the handicapped stall. Don't even lock the door and pee all over the seat. You're the f***ing peep culprit. Dirty pee culprit. And you don't flush. Gross ass bitch.

Wow. That was probably Vanessa too. That was aggressive, Vanessa. That was like Jake. Wow. We don't know who it was. Guys, it's anonymous. Johnny, is that true? You don't flush? First of all, I like using the stalls because I do not want any of my coworkers pulling up to a urinal next to me. That is weird, awkward conversation. Yeah, but I heard you can't see anything.

No, but it's like I'm tall. I'm six foot four. And then now there's people here that are actually taller than like Klein and Jake now. So I don't want anybody like making eye contact with me. And then second, like, I don't know. I don't want anybody like looking at my schlong or like getting close to me like that. Is that what you think that people do when they get into the bathroom and they get up next to someone, they look at their slong? Well, everybody's doing crazy stuff nowadays.

Like there's a lot of like. I mean, that's what I would do if I was on there. Well, yeah, that's very different though. Yeah, because you're gay. Yeah, you're a gay lady. I'd be like, I just want to refresh my memory. I just can't stand looking at your face. The vapid look, it's just getting old.

I mean, there's nothing there. Whenever you screw anything up and we call you out on it, all you have to say is, yeah, how about owning up to your mistakes, taking responsibility for it, you dumbass? All right, that's another anonymous comment from a co-worker. That was an O-Mar one, but that's called the Gen Z stare. But you don't know who that's from.

Let's not point names to let's just let these be anonymous because they are. They're all anonymous. Like this one. You won't know who said this. Yeah, Johnny, anytime we need anything done for the show, you always just talk. This is clear to you.

Yeah, Jenny. Yeah. That's actually what Klein sounded like 10 years ago. You don't know. Hey, Johnny, hey, come on. What's up? What are we doing here? This could be anyone on the show.

Yeah, Johnny, anytime we need anything done for the show, you always just... Say it right now. Say it right now. I don't know what I said here. I mean, anonymous. Yeah, Johnny, anytime we need anything done for the show, you always just tell us you're cooking. And I don't know what that necessarily means, but I know that it means we're not going to get the thing we need done for the show.

So if you could stop cooking and start doing, we would greatly appreciate that. Thank you. That's an anonymous comment from a caller. It takes you quite a while to cook, Johnny. We move on. Another round of anonymous. But we got to let him cook. Sometimes you walk in the studio and stand there with nothing to say, nothing to add, no question, no update. Just walk in and stand there.

What am I supposed to do, pet you and give you a treat? Go back to your... death. Hey, hold on it. I like doing that, Allie. I like coming in just being like, woo, let's go, guys. I know, but we're usually busy doing something. And then you're standing there and I'm like, do you need something? I'm just there for moral support. Just like, hey, we're here and we're doing it. Oral support. More like it. Moral. Another thing I don't like. If I ask, hey, can you post this now? It is literally now. Not five minutes from now. It's a now thing.

Okay, thank you. Anonymous. That's a good point right there. I got to put the post together. I got to design it. I got to get the verbiage correct. It takes a... I hate how every show of an idea you have is some kind of physical competition. Hey, you know what we should do? Go race. Hey, know what we should do? Have a dunk contest. Hey, know what we should do? Go race again. Here's something you should do. Read my lips. Shut the fuck up. Oh, I forgot. You can't read. Oh, that's Jake's old ass because he can't beat us in a race or anything like that.

Well, you do. You are pitching things that you are very good at. Because it's proven the audience loves watching videos of us on Instagram doing physical challenges. And it's fun. Jake's upset because the one time we did race, he pulled his hammy right out of the gate. Yeah, two seconds. And I was like, bro, you pulled your hammy. You're old.

Remember when we tried to run that mile? Yeah, yeah. We spent the whole time making up for Jake's slow ass. Yeah, Jake did ruin it for us. And he cheated at the 5K. He did cheat at the 5K. You cheated. We should do more for the competitions against Jake.

In heels. Whenever you're on the air, you constantly say, Oh, I'm in for my boy, Sluggo, for my boy, Kevin Ryder. They're not your boys. Nobody is your boy. Stop saying your boy. Boy, I hate you. See, that's Omar again.

And yes, they are my boys. Remember when Ozzy Osbourne died? He goes, my boy. Yeah, my boy Ozzy. I said buddy. My boy Ozzy died. I said my buddy. Is boy stronger than buddy?

Ooh. Yeah, actually. Yeah, because Buddy could be like, yeah, buddy could be offensive. Sometimes. If you're just, it has a negative condensation. Joining us right now, we're doing it.

Condensation. Hold on. Wait, I'm tripping up my word right now. I'm too excited. I'm too excited. Hold on. You had it right. It's condensation.

No, not condensation. Connotation. It has a negative connotation sometimes. Condescent. Are you cooking right now? A little bit. I'm too excited right now. Postmaster Johnny's in the K.R.

Now we are listening to, these are things about Johnny that annoy us all about him, but he won't know who said what. It's a great way to interact with your co-workers. We recommend you also do annoying to miss at your place of work. When you're answering phones, do you wait for Vanessa to answer the phones first? Because they come in, you wait a second, and then Vanessa picks them up. And she knows this because she can see you from her desk.

Yeah. Who is it? We'll never know. Even the context. Even if we did disguise your voice, Vanessa, it's so obvious. It's so obvious because if I only had a filter on, it would be. I sound like that. You're the only one with this complaint. That would have this.

Because it's a real complaint. It's annoying. I need help. I'm going to filter that exact same complaint. We're going to listen to it again. Please do. And I'm going to see if that changes anything. Because now we don't know who said it.

If we're not sure. It's not me. Let's find out. When you're answering phones, do you wait for Vanessa to answer the phones first? Because they come in, you wait a second, and then Vanessa picks them up. And she knows this because she can see you from her desk. Who else would say that?

Not Vanessa. It's someone that was at Vanessa's birthday parties. All right. Listen, only a few more here on here, Johnny. Thanks for taking these. These are actual complaints about us. Hopefully these make you a better employee. During the show, you disappear for large chunks with no explanation.

I mean, how long does it really take to give a black job? Then when you get back, you strum your little guitar and watch old concert videos. Newsflash, this isn't your living room. It's your work. Oh, wait, I forgot. You don't know what a news flash is. That's another complaint that someone has about Johnny. Here's another one.

These are all things about you that annoy us. How you always poo-poo the idea of having some of the biggest rock artists in for an interview. Oh, we can't have Maynard for Tool because he's goof. No one cares. Oh, we shouldn't have Josh Homie from Queens of the Stone Age. He sucks. No one cares about the 90s. Meanwhile, you suck the Goo Goo Goo Doll's d' dick.

Shut the fuck up, Dork. Wow. Wow. Wow. Jake. Really. little boy is very mad. Jake is very mad.

Ho's mad, bro. I don't know why Jake got so angry. Who? No, that was Vanessa again. Oh, my God. Vanessa, so much anger right there. You've really escalated just that phone people. I mean, the example of Maynard from Tool was a bit of a giveaway.

If you don't know a caller's name, ask them how to spell it. Don't just make up a name and hope for the best. Here's how you spell Johnny. M-O-R-O-N. If you say you're going to do something, maybe do it. Just the thought. Sorry, let me explain. Thoughts are those things that pop up in your head

before you ignore them and eat oatmeal. I know it's hard to get your thoughts crossed. Johnny, all things about you that annoy us. A lot of times you will say that you have an uncle or a cousin that can help us with whatever we need. And that could be Karnay Asada. That could be your cousin who's the mailman that's going to take us on the roots

or the uncle that has the access to the Modelo factory. Regardless, it's never, ever happened ever. Which I'm convinced means either you don't have any uncles or cousins, or you're making up all of these stories. Please stop. Get some better relatives. It's so true. I wish I was making that stuff up,

but I'm actually going to see all my relatives this Saturday at my cousin's wedding in Santa Barbara. I'll take a video and I'll send you photos of every single one. But Johnny, how many times on the air we've been like, oh, the one thing we need is this? You never followed it up with the barbecue. You didn't follow it up. You follow it up. I told you I was like, I have them. They're ready to go.

What do you want to do? And clients like, no, I'm going to get a barbecue. I'm going to get a cheese platter. Remember when we were going to do a ride along with a postal worker? He's on standby. My cousin Chris, he's on route right now. He has a van and everything. I'll call him right now.

He's probably listening in his truck. That would be great if you can call him right now. Hey, Chris, him me up. They want you in studio to do it right along. Johnny, hopefully. No, we don't. You don't want to see him what it looks like. It looks like a male guy.

Put those thoughts on your head. Less oatmeal, more thoughts. More oatmeal. Maple sugar. Thank you. We'll come back and start to share some of your great submissions for hashtags, make K.R. We'll get to that after Lincoln Park on Kroon.

T-minus 20 minutes to go to get us. your mash tags. The most interactive hour and olive radio looking at the text line right now. People on the phones 8005201067

and your chance to use that brain before it officially melts today to make K-Rock hot. Sometimes you want to play match tags. Sometimes you don't. Well, if you don't,

you're gonna be bummed out because we're playing it now. Kevin and baked beans. That's a good one from 818. Yeah, it's interesting that people are doing bands but also personalities on K-Rock.

626 had roastmaster Johnny. but we've also got Jimmy Heat World Really Wet Leg Temperature City The Drenched White Tees and steamed corn or popcorn Instead of just corn Valerie on Krock

Welcome to MASHTashT what do you got for us About no drought No drought for sure because it is I'm telling you my turf yesterday was melt Like melting I can see the plastic of the grass Literally melting in parts Why did they go with plastic They knew it was going to melt?

I don't know I think I went with low quality turf. I think that was a problem that, a me problem. James, I'm K. Rock, welcome to match text. What's up? Sweet David. Sweet divvits. This one's for Omar, mainly. I got Tenthinessens. Temperance. Omar does love

Evan essence. Tampinescence. He loves it. Omar loves word play and he loves Evan essence. It's two favorite things. Big fan. The hot springs coming through, Mumford and Sunbath is a good one as well. The heat strokes, of course, which you've already mentioned and so many others. You have exactly

as I said, 20 more minutes to get them to us. We'll put together our favorites and announce a winner for mash tags. Someone earlier gave us Dominic Fire. And this is what Dominic Fire sounds like. It's called Baby Doll on the world famous KROQ 10.7 degrees. Match tags will roll us through the end of the hour. We'll announce our favorite one at 10 a.m. sharp. And then Jake can finally explain exactly what the hell's going on

because there's a lot of messages on the goat line about why Jake is ruined in the Klein Alley Show Instagram. What have you? gun. You reminded Jake that he has access for the Klein Alley show Instagram. So many posts

hand cramping. I mean, he has put up, I don't know, over the last couple of days, I want to say 30 posts, you know, things that he finds interesting that the general public couldn't care about, could care less about. I know last night he was at Vidyitz for his hang with some listeners.

The mind-makers thing. Right, and he was a ridiculous amount of posts about some weird surprise mystery egg thing in the sky. I don't even know what it was, but he says he'll explain all, and it was actually really cool, and we wouldn't understand because we're too simple or something. Yeah, you're too much of a square. We're too square to understand what was going on. I just don't want us to lose followers. Oh, that's what's happening. That's what's going to happen. And I understand that there's a crowd here that really loved the Vidiot's experience last night,

and I'm sure there's someone out there who cares about this, you know, release or whatever that happened last night. Jake was trying to explain it to me off the air. I was so confused. I know. So thoroughly confused. I know it has something to do with eggs. He kept saying, you guys would love it. There was a mystery egg. It's eggs. And he kept making the Vanessa noise. And I kept saying, I don't know what you're saying, man. But I don't think he knows what he's saying

either. No, he says he understands because he gets that world. He gets what was going on there. And he said it's this weird release of a DVD that no one's ever seen before. But I don't know. Well, it's all like, all the whole thing, the whole night was like an experience with all this like physical media that's super

hard to get. And that's kind of a double-edged sword. Because it's super hard to get so you can't find it. Boring. Damn it. We found that. We found that, no problem. Easy to find. When Jake starts talking, Omar has his finger on the button.

Let it go. So what, then? So, yeah, there's this movie Eggs and Space that people were tripping about. I've never seen it. But now I feel like we need to find it so we can have Vanessa watch it this October for like Halloween. So because I saw it on our story.

All these people holding DVDs of this movie Eggs in Space and they were nerding out going, well, I've never heard of it. Have you heard of it? No, I've never heard of it. Well, I think I've heard of it. And everyone's talking about, I think everyone in the nerd community wants to be the first to know, or the deepest cut, right? Yeah, people, yeah, when there's a deep, deep band, and it's the opener of an opener of an opener,

Jake loves to be like, I've seen them twice. But no one could say that about this movie. Right, but yeah, but you want to find the person. And Jake claimed that he was sitting by some guy that has seen the movie or something, who says, I know about this. It's kind of like that Mystery Science Theater 3,000 stuff. Yeah, that was a good show. Right.

And so they would go to these old movies, and then these would be like cult movies. So apparently Eggs in Space was a movie that Jake doesn't remember, but some people do. And now they screened it last night? No, no, no. They had like a preview, and then people freaked out. Every time we try and say the thing, he's like, nope. So this interesting thing happened? No.

We had copies. People freaked out. They started chanting it. I don't know. Did they serve eggs at the event? No, they had free popcorn, no. Did they throw eggs at anybody? You're going to throw an egg at you.

All right, so anyway, at the end of it all, you felt they need to post 19 posts on our Instagram for what was... It was cool. It didn't look cool? The projector room did not look cool. Here's a laptop. What is that? What is that? What is that?

He's like, I got to see all this equipment. We're like, okay. That was so cool. Like the cameras, then the VHS machine and everything else. We don't know how a camera looks like. I think it's great that everyone on this show has very distinct and unique interests and personalities. I think that's what maybe makes this thing work. And the reality is, do we all get along?

Sure. Do we like to hang out together? Yes, we do. But we have very different interests. Like my Sunday, my dream Sunday is very different than your dream Sunday. Very different than Allie's probably. And doesn't involve movie projectors. Yeah.

And you have, like, you have assumed that, and that's great. That's why Jake Dill has his own Instagram. That's why he was there last night and not us. Right. And you think that every. who likes the show wants to take a tour of the projector room? I think most of the people, yes, would enjoy

seeing the projector room. False. I speak for most of the people. Call now if you'd like to see a projector room. Yeah, yeah. Or if you've seen... Not a lot of people who see a projector room. If you've seen eggs in space, the film, or you want to discuss the nuance of that movie, the lore behind it. I think that'd be really interesting.

Reach out to not us. Aren't you starting your own podcast for this exact reason? No, that's for bands. Right, bands that we don't care about. Some people care about it. Great. Great. Thank you. It is great. That's what the podcast will be called Jake. Some people care. When is this podcast supposed to launch? Friday. Oh, that's soon. You're doing your first one on Friday and how long are each episode going to be? Oh, I'll tell you, Omar, because he told me all about it when I was driving him over to get his car picked up. We already have the first review of Jake's podcast. Boring. He told me about, and then I was like,

just out of curiosity, is there any editing with these episodes? And he's like, I don't do you need much editing. I was like, this is an issue. Jake, good luck, man. On what? On the eggs and space. Whatever you're doing. I don't understand

what we're getting at here. You think it'd be a good idea to find the movie so Vanessa could watch it. It has eggs in it. Karina, good morning. You're on Kara. Hi. I'm sorry about all of this. Sorry that you had to sit through that. What's up? Oh, I was just calling. I wanted to see if you guys could play that sound bite.

I'm going to be eggless. Oh, I'm going to be eggless. There you go. See, people like it. Thanks. Would you like to talk to some of the claims they care about the projector room? Yes.

Yeah, please. Is your name Needin? Of course it is. Nevin? Nevin? Nevin cares about projection rooms. Go ahead, Nevin. You're on care of up in the morning.

Care about Dolby Vision, Dolby Athmoff. I want to see all of it. Uh-huh. But it's not hard. Jake's got a new podcast coming out soon called No One Cares, and I think you're going to enjoy it. I'm going to be the guy. I'm going to be the guy listening. All right, well, you'll be the guy.

Thank you very much. By the way, it's funny that Omar's been playing a lot of the egg drops today because someone claims that the egg drop has actually ruined their life. Climbing Alley, sweet dips. I just wanted to say thank you for amazing show that has ruined my life. I do door-dashing for customers, so I'm always shopping for orders and yesterday out in the store. and I came across order for some eggs. In the middle of the store, I just go, hey.

It's not the first time that I've done that. And then yesterday, my daughter, she showed me a project from her school where she has to drop an egg from the second floor, and it has to be protected. So she said, Dad, look at my egg. And I went, hey. Thanks and spice.

Love you. I love you, too. Eggs and space. Eggs and space. Well, Jake, it sounds like a fascinating night. Thanks for taking us through that. I'm glad we asked. I can't wait for the next one.

Um, oh boy. Next one. What? You haven't even explained this one yet? I'm more confused now than I was. What are you talking about? It makes perfect sense. All right.

We got to take a break. We get back. I need a break for all of it. We have news to get to get to us. Make K. Rock hot. Lots of pouring through on the text line now. And, yeah, signide for all of us after this. Grab your adderol.

It's time for ADD News. Oh, wait, wait a minute. Let's get to your news. I was going to give you a song, Allie. But let's just get right into the news. the hell, why not? Good morning. Welcome to your... God wants it. Welcome to whatever the hell day it is. Time to get into what's happening in the world. The ADD

News. Allie's here. I'm here. Everyone else is here, so let's get into it. Let's start with an oopsie moment that happened on the runway with two planes at everyone's favorite airport, L.A.X. There were a couple planes that were landing, and they, I guess, stopped on the taxiway, and there

was a Delta and an Air Canada flight plane that ended up colliding. But apparently everything was fine. It's not like anyone's injured or anything like that. But it's times like this that I wish we could do an AMA with someone in ground control. Oh man. I know a guy at the

Amsterdam airport that works in ground control and that's a booktum for us before and all he knows about is landing planes, excuse me, not landing planes, but moving them from gate to gay with those cones. Yeah and fascinating chat. Most of the time when there are oopsie plane moments they happen in the air. Very rarely are

there planes clipping each other and running into each other on the runway because they have professionals like the one that Vanessa booked to alleviate those kind of situations. But we didn't even realize that air traffic control and ground control are two completely different departments. Yeah, when we had all of our questions ready for air traffic control and we spoke to that guy Vanessa booked,

he couldn't answer any of them because he said all I can do is deal with the planes on the ground. Once the wheels go, even an inch off the ground, they're no longer my responsibility. And then we were like, we have no questions. We have no follow-ups, sir, and we hung up on them. I don't have any questions for the ground control guy. That's a good interview. We put that into a podcast.

That interview has never seen the light of day. We should play it now as a result of this. We still did talk to the guy for far too long before we decided this is a real bore fest. Let's never put it on the radio. Because he seemed excited about it. He was excited. He couldn't believe he got booked. He said, quote, I've never been booked on anything ever in my life before. It's by the rights to his life.

My job is so incredibly boring. But when Vanessa reached out, I said, why? Really? Okay. Everyone's talking about the air traffic control people. To defend Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa thought she was booking us an air traffic control person. Yes, and I did not know that they were two different departments either. So it could happen to any of us. It was also funny that the guy was not local.

That's the other best part of him. He was in Amsterdam. It was like really hard to get an air traffic report. Does it also point out he was at like a tiny regional airport? Yes, it wasn't even basketball. Yeah, the only planes he helped land were things. Cars. Yeah, I don't think he did a lot with planes either.

Yeah, when these planes full of boxes land, I make sure that they don't hit each other. One of these days, one of these days, you'll hear the un-aired interview of us and the man from Amsterdam ground control. We'll take it out of the archives. We'll find it from the vault. And now a breaking news story,

the scene continues, about eggs, mainly the fact that we are now lab-growing eggs, and this could hit store shelves soon. Lab-grown eggs are federally approved, and Walmart, alongside Target, are already selling them. The protein is squeezed out of gene-edited mold

and cloned on repeat. This is delicious. Gene-edited mold is how I was made, maybe. I'd like a gene-edited mold omelette, please. Thank you for that. Eggs. That sounds just, why can't, oh, man. I know, so disgusting.

Because a steel tank costs less than a hen. They're brewing eggs with no chicken in sight and slipping them onto your breakfast plate. That egg isn't real food. I don't know what's going on with that guy. But still, it seems graphic and disgusting. But they're saying that it's cheaper than raising hen. and having them lay eggs.

And then, of course, everyone gets all upset about how the eggs, you know, how the hens are being treated. And, you know, are they cage-free? Are they able to roam around? Are they just in one of those cages? So they can alleviate all that with a steel tank. I want a cage-free tank. I want to make sure that tank was treated well as well. On a corn-fed tank.

Give me the backstory on this tank. I like my old, my egg-mold free range. Do you think, I would imagine they could recreate the flavor pretty easily? I think that wouldn't be a problem I don't think so at all I think this is like you know whenever a vegan person says hey you gotta try this vegan burger or whatever

totally completely fails yeah that's so funny that they tried to do that to me at one time and they go you guess what's different about this burger and I said I don't know it tastes like crap what's made out of shoe and they're like no it's all bean curd and you're like we know that

I would say all protein right chicken they're trying to do it with fish two eggs everything has a, you know, a familiar taste that you can't really recreate. Can't recreate kale or something? You ever had soy-a-a-a-a-a-have? Yeah, that is a rough experience.

Of course, the heat wave continues. Today is going to be another hot day, but they say it's going to start cooling down in the next couple of days. But this is interesting. This was a report that came out in 1983, where this was the last big heat wave in L.A. and this is a report from late September. The last big heat wave.

We've had heat waves over the year. Like this bad at this time of year. Oh, God. Because this is what they compare it to. 40 years ago, we had something similar and all of the temperatures from today, the last time they were this bad were in the 80s. So this is when the report happened in 1983

where everyone was at the beach covering the heat wave and they interviewed people about it. I don't think that it's that warm out because I like it warm. If that's below 80, I'm cold. But just how hot is it? I mean, really, how hot? Well, here it is, hot weather fans. The acid test.

And he does the old egg trick. This is probably one of the first times somebody did the egg trick in L.A. I doubt it was... I think that's been going around since the 30s. So they used to make it. And from the looks of things, I'm going to fry long before that egg does.

It doesn't even look. Ronald's in Channel 7 eyewitness news in the San Fernando Bell. And this guy's wearing a full-on-sexual-on. suit and ties. That's what newsman actually meant something. He's not casual. Polyester suits.

They're an extra hot too. I'm going to sexually assault my camera lady. And she's like, that's right. He is. All right. Well, there you have it. Stuff happening in the world. Now you're caught up, at least for now.