Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Clickbait, The Dumb Off and MORE

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Hell yeah, good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock. It's just after 9 o'clock.

I'm excited for this hour because the dumb-off is back. The most controversial thing that happens annually on the show is the dumb-off to figure out who will be wearing the sash of stupidity. That is maybe the most shameful part is that just in time for our big endless summer keg or someone will show up there in a bathing suit wearing the sash that says official dumb-off winner. Allie, you've worn the sash before. It's not fun. Johnny's worn the sash before. I don't look good in a sash.

We can put those pictures up, and you can see on our Instagram that no one looks happy when they win the dumb-off. Actually, I think one year Johnny did think he won. He was really proud of himself. Just like he was proud he got two degrees. Yeah, that's right. So anyway, the dumb-off comes back this hour on KROQ, and I believe round one, it's Johnny versus Jake. Winner, or I guess I should say loser, moves on and will ultimately make it into the finals of the dumb-off.

So every day this week, it's a salute to back to school to figure out who on this show is the dumbest once and for all. That'll be happening this hour. Right now, though, we'd love you to be the 20th caller at 805-201-067 so we can invite you to come to Just Like Heaven, happening Saturday at the Brookside, the Rose Bowl. It's going to be a great show, always is. It's a great festival here in Southern California,

and this lineup does not disappoint with the Strokes, LCD Sound System, and many, many others. A full lineup has been posted on KROQ and at our Instagram, I believe, Klein Alley Show. As we say good morning to the 20th caller, we've filibustered for long enough, and we say, hey, Jose. Hey, Sweet Divot. You are going to the show on Saturday. Congratulations. Oh, yeah.

Thank you, guys. Sweet Divot, have yourself a good time at the Brookside at the Rose Bowl, and enjoy yourself some Just Like Heaven. Thank you for starting your day with us on KROQ. Greatly appreciate that as well. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Glenn and Allie. You're very, very welcome. It's nice to start out like that on a Monday.

I feel like it sets the tone for the rest of your week when one good thing like that happens Monday morning, 9 a.m. Also, wanted to congratulate Brenda from Lawndale because she was the winner last week that got the Six Flags tickets, but also will be getting that 2027 Gold Pass. Brenda! So, big day for Jose, big day for Brenda, and big day for you coming up. And if you enjoy making fun of us, we'll figure out who is the dumbest on the show. Round one of the Dumb Off will start in moments. Of course, we'll come back in a second, though, and solve the Internet's biggest riddles with some clickbait.

So go nowhere. We need you after Lincoln Park. Two minutes, 17 seconds. More Klein Alley Show next. We'll get to the Dumb Off in moments. And already people are placing their bets on who will win round one between Jake the Ace, claims he doesn't lose anything on the show, and Postmaster Johnny, a professional idiot.

So that'll be coming up later this morning. Right now, though, it's time for us to solve a problem on the Internet involving things that are making you appear less attractive than you actually are. And this is according to dating app research. So keep in mind, in life, sometimes you're like, I'm a pair of threes. I was born a pair of threes. And depending on how you play that hand, you could potentially come across like something more. It could be like a pair of sixes, pair of eights. I think you've upgraded to like three of a kind.

You could even go there. But sometimes you play your cards poorly, and your pair of threes all of a sudden becomes like, you know, jack high because of how you played your cards. So this is something that is instantly making you appear less attractive than you are. It's time for Clickbait. Here we go. All right. A lot of things out there that you could be doing and should be doing. And as you can tell, if you spent any time on the dating apps or if you're single or in a relationship now that's not fulfilling to you, you think to yourself,

There's no good people in L.A. A lot of people like to say that. There's just no good people in this town. I'm in the wrong place. I need to move somewhere else. I know people that have moved because they've just decided nothing's happening for me here. I'm going to move. And guess what?

They moved somewhere completely different, and it's the same situation. You can't find anybody there, either. Yeah, there's no one in New York. I find it hard to believe in a place that has millions and millions of people that there's no one. Now, you need to go to, like, Ohio, where there's, like, one nice guy that just can't find love. Yeah, but even that, though, you go there, and you go, ah, these people all suck. And you're like, but now I'm here in Ohio. So the question is, what is the thing you are probably doing right now?

I know for a fact that one of the single people on this show does this, by the way. For a fact. And it makes you appear way less attractive than you already are. This is something people do on a date? It's something you do when communicating with someone that you've maybe started the conversation with. So, like, it could be on a date. It could be just in the pre-date back and forth of like, hey, I swiped on you, you swiped on me. But it's something that people are doing that makes them way less attractive, appear less attractive.

What do you think it is? I think it's TMC, too much communication. Too much talking. Yeah. If you're going back and forth, if you're following up too soon after the date, if you are too chatty in the text back and forth. potentially giving people too much information about your dating history

stuff like that just seems like you've got too much to share alright oversharing makes you less attractive according to Allie we have the actual answer this is according to

research from multiple different dating apps and dating experts as well let's say hi to Jake the Nerd who is currently on the app

well he was on the apps then he stopped paying so now he's back off the apps but Jake what do you think it is that instantly makes you less attractive I don't know

everything I do Flip-flops, cargo shorts. That is correct. Heavy beard. You have gotten the right answer. Yeah, but you're slaying right now. Everything Jake does. Yeah, Jake, that's not the answer because that's right.

Ever since you gave control of your profile to Allie and Vanessa, you have gone from zero matches to infinite. No, well, not infinite, but one in particular that we're hitting off well. Yeah, you guys are dating dating, right? Sort of. Didn't you go from no dates over the course of a year to like six dates in a three-week period? Yeah, it was a bunch. And did you ever say thank you to Allie or? Well, I think, no, I didn't say thank you because I think they tried to sabotage me, actually.

Everyone, by the way, left my pool party on Friday and said thank you. That was a lot of fun. And Jake said, can I take some of these beers? Did he also eat the cheese soup? Yes, he loved the cheese soup. Oh, yeah, it was like nature nachos. It was great. It was like regular cheese.

And then in like a half an hour, it was all soup. It melted so hot in the valley. It just melted. And Jake was eating the cheese leafens off the platter. He loved it. Yeah, we love cheese leafens. So what is the answer? Other than using the phrase, we love cheese leavings,

what is the other thing that makes you less attractive? That's my guess, man. It's like, I mean, maybe not wearing appropriate attire on a date. Okay. Omar, what do you think it is that instantly makes you appear less attractive than you are? I think if you tell the person that you're interested in that I go to TikTok for all my medical advice and you show up to the date with oil in your ear, I think that's going to be a big turnoff. I disagree.

I think women like guys covering oil. Yeah, it's all lubed up, all ready to go. Your shirt just looks all stained. You look like a mess, dude. Well, yes. This was a bad... This morning... Last night into this morning

have not been my proudest moments. This must be the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed. Seriously. Well, you should see what's coming. You're making me hungry for popcorn. Come on. For anyone who's watching

on YouTube, I'm covered in oil. It's poured out of your ear. Oil is dripping out of my ears. I followed a stupid TikTok doctor. And it does not stop. There's more oil.

Well, there's a lot in there. I put in a lot of oil. Leave it to Klein to turn a very simple problem into the biggest... It's like you're a Camaro. All right, well, if there's a mechanic listening now, I need some advice. I'm leaking bad.

You're not even right. No, but my real guess is going to be if you seem too aloof, like, ah, you know, I don't care, really, whatever, you put off that line. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kicks dig it. According to, no one's right this time. What?

And I'll tell you, you'll know as soon as I say the answer who is responsible for this. But as soon as you appear to be very, very, very available and have unlimited open possible times. I could do tomorrow night or the night after or the night after that. You instantly become so much less attractive. And they said that even in this research they did to find this out, saying something like I'm free Friday as opposed to I could probably make Friday work. It changes your attractiveness level significantly. I love that phrase because we all use it and it means nothing

I'll try to make it work but once you say that it becomes you're just not some loser waiting around for anything to happen like when we're trying to figure out stuff for the schedule of the show when we were trying to plan the summer hangout Omar very attractive

because Omar has no availability to make any date work Jake on the other hand wide open every possible date we threw out there Jake would make us wait for him to go into his phone and just go, yeah, that'll work for me as well. Well, even this new girl that he's dating, he's like, yeah, we hung out last night

and then the night after that and then the night after that. Like, they're just full-fledged, all in. So think about the way you phrase, even if your plan is great, if she wants to go out or he wants to go out, let's make it happen. Don't seem so available.

Don't seem so. Any time works, any day works. Like, I just sit at home and stare at a wall. You gotta say something along the lines of, I can rearrange some stuff. I think that's a great, I love that move. Let me rearrange some things. That's the, I'll make it work.

Yeah, you know, I can move some things around, even if you have no things to move around. Right, makes it seem like you're a busy person with busy things and people to see. Well, there you have it. That was your clickbait today, and hopefully that helps you. Vanessa is so unavailable that she refuses to date anyone. But I think that, Vanessa, true or false, if you said to a guy that you wonder if it's good for you, and he goes, any time, that's like, ugh, right? I would be like, don't you have stuff to do?

Right. Don't you have a life? That's the thing. So when Jake says, I can make any time work, yep, that'll work. That's great. No problem. That's a little ugh. Except between one and four in my nap.

Very busy. One and five. Jesus. Such a long time. When we get back. Sometimes 5.30. The dumb off is upon us. And I already know there's going to be controversy over one of the questions.

So, Jake and Johnny will be battling it out. Round one of the dumb off. We welcome you back to school. We get to that. And if you're wondering, will we give away more tickets later today to come hang out with us at the just announced Endless Summer Kegger slash Clam Slam competition? You never know. Absolutely, we will.

Because Vanessa said no. But we will at some point this morning before we get out of here. So stick around. More winning is next. Dominic Fyke on KROQ. We are Klein Alley Show. In the studio right now, we have a Jake the Nerd. We have a Postmaster Johnny.

And it's very rare that they ever come into the actual studio. And it makes us all uncomfortable. But we're doing it because it's time for the return of our Welcome Back to School and the Dumb Off. The Dumb Off. I got those for all my quotes. Very quotable in the world of dumb, Allie. Congratulations. Thank you.

Anything you'd like to say, Jake and Johnny, before you guys are going round toe-to-toe in the first round of the dumb-off? You're done, son. I'm excited. I've been looking forward to this, actually. And, Johnny, correct me if I'm wrong, but you've tied Allie multiple years as the winner. In 2023, we tied.

In 2024, I took the cake. Last year, she won, and this year, the champion is yet to be determined. Ali, I just want you to know, if you win the dumb-off again this year, we are going to take your shirt off and hang it up in the rafters here in the K-Rock studio. We are going to retire your shirt because you are that good in the world of dumb. I want to retire that shirt. It's too oily. I don't think it'll stay. Slip that off the ceiling.

All right, guys, we have seven questions. If you'd like to participate and figure out if you are dumb or not, this will test every possible level of intelligence. I know there's always a conspiracy about the dumb-up. Yeah. It's a whole and every level thing. It's BS, man. This isn't based off of anything.

They're just riddles. They're not riddles. No science. They are, I know. People on the text line were saying, can we please get some kind of just a general ACT question or something that actually measures intelligence and not a bunch of dumb riddles.

They're not dumb riddles. In fact, these are the types of questions that actually will force you to use your brain differently than the obvious answer. Yeah, that's what a riddle is. Question one. You guys are separated by a folder, so you cannot cheat. Yes.

Question one. How would I want to cheat by looking at his answer? That's right. That would be pretty dumb. If you did that, that would be dumb. You would win the dumb-off. Yeah, that's the only way to win. Question one.

A father. Oh, Jesus. Here we go. A father is four times as old as his son. In 20 years, he'll be exactly twice as old. How old are they now? See, this is where I just throw in the towel, just like... Just pick a number.

Yeah, just pick a number. Let's go. All right. Just a random number, dude. This is total crap. I know. It's total crap. Say it one more time.

Yeah, see? If you have to repeat the question, it's a bad question. Terrible, dude. That's a good point, Johnny. A father is four times as old as his son. In 20 years, he'll be twice as old. how old are they now you guys are making it

more complicated than it actually is yeah it's a dumb question first of all I'm going to go to the next question it's a dumb question off we should call this the Klein off you know what Al you keep track we'll just answer them as we go

let's not wait around for the answers let's not force the listeners to sit through this whole thing maybe they only want to hear a few questions Jake did you get an answer gosh has to be I don't know 25

no what did you write down there? I wrote 80 you wrote the dad is 80 now? well he's going to be 80 in 40 years when you said you quadruple it he's quadrupled the years the dad is 40 and the son is 10 currently

and in 20 years so right now the dad is 4 times older than the son the dad's 40? Yes. That's an old-ass dad. The dad is 40 and the son is 10. And understand that in 20 years, the son will be 30 and the dad will be 60. Yeah.

It's a very simple question. Ali, that's not a riddle. That's math right there. That's basic math. Yeah, I wrote down 20 and 40 first, but I was like, oh, it's not. No, you didn't, Jake. It was right here. Ali, it's Jake.

Why you wrote down the right answer, then cross out, that is dumb. That's dumber than Johnny somehow. Question two. I just see a little doodling. A book is to reading as a cookbook is to what? Johnny looks like he is perplexed right now. No, I actually have a really solid answer for this. Jake, when you're ready, let me know.

I'm ready. All right. Johnny, a book is to reading as a cookbook is to what? Cooking. Jake, what did you write? I didn't write down anything. I was going to say cooking, too. we're tied right now dude

that's a great score the answer is reading it's still a book you still read it yeah but it's the purpose of the book is to cook yeah you take action

no wrong you're not just gonna sit on the couch and read a cookbook yeah some people do that who? people do that

single people with cats once again it's still reading you guys both 0 for 2 well it's also it's the action you don't just read

a cookbook it's like instructions there's no New York Times bestseller cookbook Yeah, there is. Maybe there is. Let's go to question three. Let's go to math now.

Finally. What is half of two plus two? What is half of two plus two? Easy. Come on. Hit me with it. Johnny? Ready?

The number is three. Jake, what'd you write down? I wrote two. Johnny's right. Two plus two, half of four is three. Half of two is one, plus two is three. Let's go You know what you could also say

Half of 2 plus 2 No What is half of 2 What is half of 2 plus 2 You didn't listen to what he said It's all about how you say it And Johnny is now going up a point on the ace Jake is mad

Jake is fuming That's a BS way to ask that question How is Johnny going to be out of this in the first round It's purposely misleading We're going to have to see if we can get that sash and tie-dye this year for Jake. Great. It'll be the first year I don't have to make it. I want to get tattooed.

Jake, you're making the sash regardless. No, I'm not. You have to wear it. Well, don't jinx it. Let's keep going. Guys, Johnny's up one point now. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? I remember this one.

We did it a couple years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think I do. Say it one more time. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? That's the dumb-off on K-Rock. Write down answers so that we know that no one changed. Johnny, are you done yet?

You seem like you're thinking. Start with Jake first. No, if you don't have an answer, we can't. I do have something written down, yes. Okay, Jake, what did you write? I wrote down short. That is the right answer. Johnny, what did you write?

I wrote the word two with two O's. I don't know. Explain that to me, please. I wrote the word two with two O's because it could be two with like T-O or it could be two with a T-O-O. Or it could be two with T-W-O. All right. To think that they have the same score at this point, Jake, how does that make you feel?

Terrible. I don't. Jake is right. The word short, you add two letters, it becomes shorter. Ah, damn it. I forgot about that. Yeah. Okay.

We go to your next question. Now it's all tied up. There's only three questions left in this exciting dumb-off. Okay. And for this next question, we're going to play a song to let everyone rest their brain. A farmer has chickens and cows There are ten heads and twenty-eight legs

How many cows does the farmer have? One more time, please This ain't a damn question, man A farmer has chickens and cows There are ten heads and twenty-eight legs How many cows does the farmer have? We have ten We're going to have a sauce

Yeah, you guys got to be able to... I'm going to play this Incubus song, come back with the answer for that, and the final three questions in the dumb-off on K-Rock. K-Rock, finally, show. There's been a lot of talk during that Incubus song about heads and legs, and Johnny asking the question, what color is the farmer, and all that happened off the air,

and that's because... Serious question. We're in the middle of something that we call the dumb-off. The dumb-off. currently if you're keeping track the score is tied between jake who calls himself the ace and thinks he's smarter than all of us and johnny who is the three-time returning dumb off champion always in the finals johnny's drawn a lot of cow parts and a lot of head parts the question we asked before that song was a farmer has chickens and cows there are 10 heads and 28 legs total

how many cows does the farmer have? There is an actual answer. Johnny, you've done a lot of doodling, but what do you have? That's what I asked you. What are we trying to find? You just told me he has the chickens and cows. You spent this whole time just doing nothing

because you didn't know the question? I was drawing, and I asked this guy. What is the answer you had ready to go? Now I don't even know what my answer is. Well, you drew the 10 little heads on your paper. I drew 10 little heads, and then I wrote the number 24. And then I put, yeah, I put 24.

So what's your answer to the question? I guess 24. 24 cows? Just 24 cows? I thought it was 24 feet. Okay. Jake, what did you write? Six.

Also wrong. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I had six fours actually grouped right here. Six times four is 20, then four times two is eight. Six times four is 24. He had four cows. I thought it was four cows.

Four cows and the rest were chickens. Wait, what? Four cows. Does either one work? Yeah, four cows. No, four cows, because four cows works out to basically you have four heads taken care of and 16 legs taken care of, which leaves exactly six heads and 12 legs left. So it works out.

It's only one answer works for that question. That's real intelligence right there. Real intelligence. I can't believe you got that wrong, Jake. He was so confident during the song. I can't believe you both. You really had a chance to take the lead on this. Guys, we're down to two questions now, and it's tied up in round one of the dumb-off.

By the way, Allie, the sash from last year, the big dummy sash, has been brought in. So YouTube and anyone watching along can see what this looks like. Yes, and would you like to issue out the correction? Imagine someone having to wear that. Yeah, apparently Vanessa claims that she was the loser last year of the dumb-off. The winner, excuse me. And she wore the sash. So Allie has only won this thing twice, I think.

So sorry, Allie. I won it once and then tied another time. We tied in 23. And I said winning or I said losing? It's winning. Because I said I'm the loser of the dummies. You're the winner of the dummies. It's all about how you phrase it.

Guys, here's your next question. This one's easy, I hope. No, it's not. A father and a son are in a car accident. Oh, yeah. All right. I think I already know the answer to this one. Call Sweet James.

That's right. That's right. That's the answer. This is product placement. Johnny got it right. Bada bing. The father dies. The surgeon says, I can't operate.

This is my son. How is that possible? Mm-hmm. Do you have an answer already, Jake? I already know the answer to this one. This is a classic riddle. Johnny, it's not a riddle. It's an intelligence test.

I think it is. It's his dad. The doctor's his dad. His dad died in the car accident. That was the first bit of information I gave you. And then who's... And then the surgeon says, I cannot operate.

This is my son. This is my son. Oh, they're brothers. Is that the answer? Why would he say this is my son? I don't know. Let's just go brothers. Let's just lock that in. Jake, what did you write down?

It's his mother. Yeah, that is the correct answer. And by the way, just to prove how sexist this entire world is, I gave Allie that question during the last commercial break, and she also did not come up with the, couldn't even fathom the concept that the surgeon could have been the boy's mother. No, I just said it was the grandfather. Yeah.

Yeah, how we went to another generation of man. Well, there's got to be some other man close to the boy. That's what I thought, too. I was like, there's no way a woman could be a surgeon. Well, that is sad that you would think that because that is the correct answer. And now Jake goes up one. Wait, wait, wait. Did you say the surgeon said I can't operate?

Yes. Or did you say he said? No, he said a surgeon. A surgeon said I cannot operate. He's my son. So moms can't operate on their sons if they're in the ER? Yeah, that is weird. I mean, she can fully do that.

Well, she could have done it had she not been an emotional woman. Being a pussy. It's probably too cold in there because of the whole furnace. All right, final question now. Jake, you could either win this thing or potentially tie with Johnny. So now Jake does have two points. Let's hear it back. Jake's up.

I mean, the fact that Jake is this close to Johnny is sad. And there's not been a lot of correct answers in this round of the dumb-off. This is the final question. A basket contains six eggs. Six people each take one egg, but one egg remains in the basket. How is that possible? That is your last question in the dumb-off. And this does test, and I appreciate everyone on the text line,

not all the people that say these are riddles, shut up, but the people that say this is actual definite testing of real intelligence. Who said that? We're looking at the same text line. We have four texts on this text line. Thank you to all the people who said these are great questions. Klein texting himself. So, once again, it's a basket that has six eggs.

Six people each take one egg, but one egg remains in the basket. How? Johnny, you want to go first this time? No. I don't know. I think somebody just forgot it. They all took them and they're like, oh, somebody forgot an egg. Okay.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. One of them is conjoined twins. So they take one of the eggs and they count as one. Two people for the price of one. Okay. Interesting. Really interesting answer. I think that sounds like a good answer.

I don't copy Johnny. Oh, cool. Yeah, same answer. I mean, you already won this anyway. Conjoined twins. You're really going to say that, Jake? I have no idea. If it's six people or six eggs and you take one, this is one of those dumb riddles.

It should be zero. It's a dumb riddle. Watch. The basket as a whole. Is that what you're going to say? The basket as a whole. The egg was his brother. The egg was his brother.

The egg was the mother. The correct answer is the last person took the egg with the basket. They just took the basket with the egg in it. Ghetto. What? Ghetto. Ghetto. It's a book.

It's took the basket? Yeah. That's getting real close to a shoe shatter right there. So there you have it with the final score of 2-1. 2-1. God damn, that's sad. Those are sad numbers. 2-1, the dumb off.

Johnny, congratulations. You move on another round. I would like to say I got the math one correct. That is a big dub, and I was actually proud of myself for that one. Yeah, you got one question right, which is, I think, better than you've ever done before previously. That's by far the easiest question of all day. Well, you had a hard time with it. I can't believe Jake got it wrong.

I know. The way he said it made it sound like a different thing. No, I got it. Half of two plus two. It's three. Yeah, two plus two. Jake doesn't know that You gotta take a break

Everyone says they're now frustrated with the dumb off results But Johnny, let's see if the sash still fits you You haven't heard it yet You can't wear it yet Why are you sweating so much bro It's all oil Still Monday, still KROQ, still Klein Ali's show We'll get into your ADD news in just a moment

But first Hey this is a bit of a complaint about Ali Hold on one second There's a lot of those coming through. We're going to have to keep that for later. We don't have time to possibly get into all that right now. But what do you think? He did say a bit of a complaint.

Just a bit. The nicest way anyone could say that, calling with a complaint about the show. And there's no shortage of these, but. Hey, this is a bit of a complaint about Ali. All right, well, we get it. Trust me. We're on your side, sir. Let's get into this, your news.

Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. So if you still miss Jackie the Bald Eagle and you've been looking for ways to help or contribute, the the big friends of big bear valley would like you to not get scammed in the process and they are issuing a new warning that is going uh out to everybody saying be on the lookout for any jackie related scams because for every tragedy there's a douchebag trying to capitalize on it and this is what's happening now with some jackie merch hold on before you show the details who's the first person you know that got scammed because of an eagle oh that's you that would be you that's

That's right, because if I get any sort of thing in the mail that has an eagle emblem on it, I assume it is official. And I've given a lot of my personal information and money to websites that have eagles that look official. Eagle is, that is the most, of all the birds that will fool me, the goddamn eagle gets me every time. And pretty easy to find a stock image of any eagle. Yeah, but some of them, they have the eagle, the one I fell for the first time, had eagle with stars around it as well. It was a cartoon one? Yes, cartoon. And it just got knocked out?

It was like, oh, stars. No, it didn't just get knocked out, Omar. It was a very, like, a proud-looking eagle that had stars on it. I got to help this eagle. It said USA next to it, and I go, all right, they can have my information. I'm proud to scam you. I was trying to get a passport renewed or a birth certificate, so I was already kind of in the right area for it. But I just happened to be on a completely fake website.

So when that happens, do you just Google passport, and then you click on the first thing you see? Yeah, not the first thing, because I usually will skip. You're like, that's a scam. The second link, now that's the right one. Right, the first eagle looked a little too, you know, phony. The second eagle was like, that's a real eagle. I mean, a cartoon of it, but still. As we mourn the loss of beloved Big Bear Eagle Jackie.

Yeah, which we really do. We are all so sad. She doesn't sound sad. She hates Jackie. Yeah, I know, what's up with that? She probably was the only person in the office going, why are we still talking about this stupid effing eagle? And we have a warning today about Jackie merch being sold under false pretenses.

Fake merch is circulating, with some sellers claiming the proceeds will benefit the facility. They say they are not involved with any of these sales. The Friends of Big Bear Valley adds that official Jackie Memorial merchandise has not even been announced yet. The Ojai Raptor Center is urging fans to only donate through its official website. Now, meanwhile, Shadow doesn't seem to be grieving much. He's already invited a new eagle to hang out at his place all weekend. and he's already beginning a kind of situationship with this new eagle.

It's name is KD1 and they say it's still just a friend zone type situation and that they're also not sure yet of the gender. They think that it's a girl. Slut. But it might just be we could be getting Shadows Newly single gay phase.

That's what you're hoping for. These shirts are cool. Wait, the fake ones? Oh yeah, man. These are so much better than anything whatever that charity BS is going to provide. Well, I mean, the Ojai Wrapping Center, I'm sure

it's just one lady who's like, man, I'll put her a little picture. Well, once again, they're missing the moment. You know, like she's not a digital There's one where she's like flying and there's like flames in the background. Oh, man. I want a gay shadow shirt. Fly free,

Jackie, it says. Oh, give me one of those. Give me a fly free jacket. I will. Yeah. These are great. Or whatever, this scammer's going to get millions of dollars. Well, once again, by the way, we're not above buying illegal. We buy bootleg merch outside of our own shows. I know. I think the problem is that they're saying it goes to donate to the Eagles, and it doesn't.

If you're going to just be any idiot on Etsy making a shirt, fine. We all know that. This is all on Etsy, all the ones that I'm looking at. Yeah, all the time. But if it says the proceeds are going to something that it's not, you feel like you're benefiting them when you're not. Remember Omar bought all that merch outside of K-Rock's Almost Acoustic Christmas with the band lineups that weren't even playing that night. It wasn't me. Yeah, she came home with a shirt that had a bunch of bands that we didn't even have.

I was like, this isn't right. What are you doing here? Yeah. So the Savannah Bananas are getting bigger and bigger. We finally went to a game earlier this year, and their season has gone on to bigger and bigger venues. I don't know about you, but I've started seeing more of their games on TV. They were playing it at the gym when I was there. Well, they signed a deal with Disney or something.

Yeah, so their games are now more televised, and they're even performing at award shows and things like that. So over the weekend, it seemed that they did some kind of collab with Disney because it was a game in Denver. They were playing the Indianapolis Clowns. I don't know if you're interested. I love that team. That's the team we saw them play, right? That's the one you wanted the hat of that you couldn't get, right? Yeah, I love the clowns.

That you couldn't get. I could have gotten it. Because you didn't walk four feet. Oh, yeah. It wasn't the right color scheme I wanted. I wanted to look real deal in my Indianapolis Clowns hat. So Kristen Bell did an appearance. She just walked down the stands.

She sang this, like, musical theater medley and obviously sang some hits from Frozen because it was part of D23 where they announced Frozen 3 and all this other stuff. So you're going to see more and more crossover between Savannah Bananas and Disney, I'm sure. And the question is, have they jumped the shark at this point? I'm going to make a big, bold statement that in a year. If they had a shark, I would have been in. No one's going to care about Savannah Bananas in a year because I think that's right. We all like the fact they were this little scrappy underdog story. You had to seek them out and try and find them.

They were this mysterious thing. Can you get a ticket? Can you see what a show is like? Now, if you can watch them on TV, it's just kind of like, it ruins the novelty. And also getting big star guest cameos from Kristen Bell, I feel like it just makes it kind of cringe. When you are at work, you are probably not going to discover millions of dollars, but that is not what happened. Well, that is what happened, rather, for this construction crew. And this was not in America, I will say, but they were just constructing, they were doing some construction work, they were installing some new sewer pipes, and they found $10 million in gold bars in the walls.

Now, what do you do if you discover that kind of money? I mean, of course, at first, maybe you don't realize the value of it, but if you're just working and you discover it. You take a few bars, you put them in your pocket, and then you declare that you found a few others, but they don't know how much, you know, that's the thing. If they claim that they found, how many did they find? $10 million worth? $10 million worth of gold bars. Because there's probably 20 million in the wall. Usually that's what that means, because you can't hide it all, but that's...

I mean, why do any of us even know about this? I would imagine... They shouldn't have said they found anything. When I lived in the oldest house I lived in here in L.A., which was built in the 20s, I was really convinced I should have started tearing into the walls, because I think the walls, probably, that's where people hide stuff. Well, you didn't need to find a rich weirdo who was paranoid and hid stuff. Just a weirdo that just didn't trust the banks and put all their money in the walls.

Yeah. So, I mean, if you start ripping into mattresses and walls at Airbnbs, I feel like eventually you're going to find some money, right? Yeah. And then that cleaning fee covers it, right? Right. Yeah. Pay that $200 deductible or whatever. Get some spackle.

Figure it out. It'd be worth it. If you find it, we get into a brand new hour of the show in mere moments. The greatest hour of your life, perhaps.