Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Goatline Calls, Netflix or Notflix and MORE

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Good morning, and hell yeah, we are Klein Alley Show. I'm K-Rock, and we are looking for you on the phones, the number 800-520-1067. Perhaps you're hearing this after the fact because you

downloaded the podcast. Don't bother calling. You've already missed your opportunity, but you can join us live every single day. We are here until pretty much 11 a.m. most mornings, hanging out, giving you stuff, ridiculing each other, and that will continue happening this hour on Jake's big birthday. If you are looking to do something and you want to have a fun summer, I recommend you don't do this, but Jake will be celebrating his birthday at the DMV today. Yeah, I think he'll be there around 1, you said,

Jake? In Glendale. Jake will be sitting in a chair in a corner, not doing any official DMV business, but he'll be sitting there. In the balloon. I have a balloon and a party hat. We will already, we are going to be sending him, I did attempt to get some entertainment to come by. I called

three or four different places to see if I could send him a dancer. Oh, adult entertainment. They refused to go to the DMV. Go to the DMV. What kind of dancer? Of the adult variety. Did you want Katie to... Can I take a mulligan, like a lighter? No, no, no. It was only for today. My wife will do tap for you at the DMV.

Oh, man. That would be so great. You can get a dancer. That would be so great. Send Ali's wife by, do some tap dancing, get a pizza stopping by. It's going to be a good time. What could make the DMV worse? That would be the best. That would be just... I feel like you are going to get thrown out at some point, but...

Do you have a plan of what you're going to say at that first window when they ask why you're there? Oh, I'm just going to say that I was forced to go there because I failed a driving test, and it's my birthday, and then see what they say. Okay, great. It's a good start. Yeah, you might have to make up a reason, though. Well, if that fails, Jake, just say you're doing something with your, you know, permit or something. With your disability blacker for your crap. Yeah, you tell about your crap issue.

This hour on the show, we will get into Jake's most recent date exit interview. First date ended, and then he said, do you mind if I ask you some questions to see how the date went? So we have some very honest feedback. We'll get to that later this hour. The return of Netflix or Netflix, a brand-new month, means all sorts of new shows you could be watching right now and also ones we've made up. And if you tell the difference between the two, you win. And we say good morning right now to a winner by the name of Ryan listening to us in Huntington Beach.

Good morning, Ryan. Good morning. You are caller number 20. Sweet. You will be going to the Hollywood Bowl. You'll see some Jimmy at World there. I'm writing your name down on a list. And if we call you back on Monday, pack your bags.

You're going to go to Shaky Knees, Atlanta, see Jimmy at World again, but this time with the Strokes and Turnstile, Tony on Pilots, Violet Grohl, and many others. All right? Yep, sounds good. All right. Thank you for letting us interfere with your morning. Hold on one second.

Come back in a moment. And the show will continue in exactly three minutes on KROQ. KROQ, we are a client of the show. We always say that we're around for you 24-7, 365, and we're not here. The GOAT line is, that number's 844-956-GOAT. You can leave your messages on there, critiques and criticisms, and there's a bunch of different things on the GOAT line. Some angry stuff, some birthday stuff, some people that just need clarification,

also new listeners that are trying to get caught up on stuff that they don't understand. Oh, yeah, if you have any questions, let us know. The GOAT line is there for you. Once again, that number is 844-956-GOAT. Okay, so I was just listening to the show today on a podcast on my walk, and I was just thinking we really need more of Klein and Vanessa singing songs because those are the funniest things I've ever heard. Vanessa Elliott, The Counting Crows, Vanessa doing Queen and the Beach Boys.

It's too good. Please bring that back. Make that a regular thing. Okay, thanks. All right, thank you for the message. That's not going to happen, but thank you for leaving the message. Why is that not going to happen? We did enough singing, I think, for one year, I think.

Well, East Coast girls are hip. I really dig those styles they wear. And the Southern girls with the way they walk. They knock me out when I'm down there. How do you not want more of this, Klein? What's wrong with you? Summer's daughters really make you feel all right. And the northern girls with the way they kiss.

They keep their boyfriends warm at night. I wish they could all be California girls. That's a mark. I've never heard that one before. I mean, that's great. I take it back. That's instant classic. Experts sing talking.

That woman is right right there. I wish they all could be California girls. I think for you, you don't think that it's interesting or entertaining, but for us, it is. It's so great. That is, after hearing that. Yeah, but that's not you. Vanessa, I'm sure you don't. I'm having wicked dreams of leaving Tennessee.

Here's Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me. Won't make my mama proud. It's going to cause a scene. She sees her baby girl. I know she's going to scream. God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club

Oh mama That was acapella. I don't even have the help of that background track which clearly saved Vanessa. That woman wants more songs from us so we will go ahead and make a list of things that you want more and or less of. Here is an interesting take, Ali,

about your mother, which I think is valuable to listen to. Oh mama My mama This is a take about Ali's mama. She's also a California girl. She is. The throat goat.

Allie's mama. I absolutely love the throat goat's mustard sandwich approach to sightseeing. It's like you can almost see the hotel where Stephen King was. And then it's just a drive-by and a honk-honk. Anyway, have a great day. So your mom is very cheap and will not pay to park and actually go experience the sights. She'll just say, drive by them quickly and get your picture and move on. Yeah, my mom is also one of those people who taught me how to price tag switch,

which I don't do anymore, but she was really, really good at it. She was able to save money all the time. Now she doesn't really need to, but it's still ingrained in her. This is something I wish we didn't have time to play right now, but I will give it to you anyway because, well, this guy says we weren't going to hear from him until September at the earliest, but he has come back in a big way. is he uh gay um he's bisexual he'll have sex with anyone oh yes i knew he had to we had to

bleep him saying that P wore it one time. Yeah, he said, remember he wanted us to get him a girlfriend? Oh, I mean, I know he wears pantyhose, which is a good indicator, but I thought that was just kind of a weird thing he's into. Yeah, it is. He dislikes everybody. But he's into all, he's just into love. This is such a good singing-themed goat line. Uh-huh.

Clown and Allie, it's okay, yeah. Come on. Clown and Allie, make my day, yeah. Come on. Clown and Allie can come my way, cause Clown and Allie You know I'm gay.

I love finding Allie. So I think that's him coming out of the closet officially. It sounds like he's not into women at all anymore. Sounds like he's fully gone full-blown gay. I smell an album. All three of you. There's another song request here. Allie, let me go ahead and play this now.

Another message on the go-line about music. Fine, Allie. Hey, before I compliment the Chip Foley song and tell you how much I love it and tell you that it's on hour three at the 36-minute and eight-second mark, on yesterday's podcast, I got to ask, was that AI? Am I sitting here complimenting the radio station on an AI production? Thanks. Have a great show. Of course not.

That was written and produced by DJ Omar Khan right there. He's very proud of that work he did. In a minute and a half. Yeah. Yeah. Let me play a little bit of it. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Not it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'll let your heart show him what I got. That's not it. That's not it. It's good stuff. I'm telling you, we've got something here. He's asking for the Tip Bully.

Make an album. And I know that he was referring to the Tip Bully, R.I.P. Tip Bully song, but when Tip Bully was our official phone number here, you better believe that we crushed it with a bunch of different Tip Bully jingles. Three, two, three, Tip Bully. Say it with a smile, easy as can be. Three, two, three, Tip Bully. That's B-O-L-I.

With an I. That's the Tip Boley phone number. Still works, by the way. 3-2-3, Tip Boley. Resurrected and back at it again. I don't care if it's AI. When we get back, if you'd like to play a little game with us, we will share with you some of the shows that are actually coming to Netflix

and ones we've completely made up around here. It's never easy to play Netflix or Netflix, but it will teach you things you could be watching right now instead of listening to this show, and I think that is beneficial. So call now, play next, 800-520-1067. The return of Netflix or Netflix for the month of August starts next. If you're not aware, that means you've got a bunch of new shows. You could be streaming on all your streamers, including the Netflix.

And then there's ones that we have completely made up around here. It's a game that no one's asked for, but we do it anyway every month just to remind you what you could be watching. And I was all excited. Today I was going to go see, even though I told Jake I was not available to get a beer with him for his birthday, I'm going to go to the Odyssey movie later tonight. I just bought a ticket to see the Odyssey too.

And Omar went last night because he got caught up in the, and he got ticket for one. I mean, that's a real move right there. Went by myself, yeah. That's what my plan is. Did you like it? It was just mid. So mid AF.

That's the first not overly positive review I've heard of this. I mean, it's fine. And it's cool. And I will say to the director's credit, it did not feel like a three-hour movie. It did have a nice pacing to it. But it was all the hype. I don't know what that was about. You know, I knew it was a red flag when Johnny said it was amazing.

Yeah. Because I don't have the same movie taste as him. Because I like cool quality stuff and you like weird stuff. Odyssey was the best movie of the summer. There was a bunch of weird stuff in the Odyssey, man. What are you talking about? Did you like the Minions? I went with my kids to go see Minions and Monsters and Johnny goes, can I come?

I want to go. Did you think Minions and Monsters was as good? First of all, you invited me to that. You texted me. And then second. Well, I said I'm going to Minions and Monsters with my children. You're supposed to write back and say, have fun. And you go, I'll be there.

It was a masterpiece. I do not pass up anything. was a masterpiece. Which one? Minions and Monsters was a masterpiece? Minions and Monsters was a masterpiece, Minions 2 was a masterpiece, and the very first Minions in 2015, spectacular trilogy. My question is, is the Odyssey a better

movie or Minions and Monsters, in your opinion? Damn. He also loved Michael, which was a stereotypically terrible movie that people hate watch. Put some respect on Michael Jackson's name. That movie was the highest rated

not to right right okay fair enough all right well anyway all of these eventually will be streaming but right now they're in theaters and then now we've got actual things you could be streaming if you're too cheap to go to the theater so here we go is it going to be netflix in which case you'll hear that or did we make it up completely in which case you will hear this not it's time for netflix or notflix we say good morning to jose in the uh san fernando valley good morning jose and welcome to k-rock morning she did it all right i'll read you a quick description You just have to tell us, Netflix or NotFlix. A comedian eats fried chicken for every meal over 28 days straight

to test physical and mental limits. The goal, investigate the health impacts of ultra-processed foods, industrial farming, and the massive corporate power behind the global fast food chains. This show is called Big Chicken, A Fast Food Conspiracy. Is that Netflix or is that NotFlix? A comedian eating fried chicken for 28 days straight. That's got to be Netflix.

He says that is Netflix. That's got to be Klein. Show me Klein. Let's find out if it's Netflix. Wow. That is a real Netflix show, which is, by the way, just a ripoff of Supersize Me, where the guy ate McDonald's for 28 days or whatever. Yeah, do you think now Netflix just goes up to people and they're like, hey, YouTuber, do you want to eat fried chicken for a year straight and get paid a bunch of money? Okay, great.

Well, they know that Vanessa is a chicken enthusiast. There's many other people like Vanessa out there. They'll watch any chicken content available, so congratulations. congratulations because you like chickens that's the whole category you will like this next movie uh that is really a show and that is really on netflix and by the way that apparently comes out the 5th of august so that's uh tomorrow i think uh let's say hi to nicole in los angeles california welcome to netflix or notflix nicole hi couples on the verge of divorce spend one final weekend in a luxury hotel together

where everything will be documented. Can 48 hours of undisrupted bliss save their marriage? This is called The Divorce Hotel. Is this Netflix or is this made up and is this not Flix? I want to say that's Netflix. Show me Netflix.

Not! Should be, though. I feel like... I mean, I feel like they've gone through all the islands. They have. So now we're on to hotels. Got to go back to hotels again.

Divorce hotel. But it would be interesting if every room in the hotel had couples who are in a similar situation. On the verge of divorce? They're all on the brink. So sometimes you could listen to people fighting through the walls. And then maybe sometimes all you need is a 48-hour getaway. And you realize, you know what? This person I thought I hated that I wanted to leave actually not so bad.

Or maybe one of the nights you do a room swap. Right. There's a lot of options. Guys, Netflix, if you want to buy the show, Divorce Hotel, available for purchase. We say hi to contest number three now. Only one person has predicted correctly, and that was Jose. This is Channing on Line 6. Hey, Channing, welcome to KROQ.

Good morning. Hey, sweet divots. Sweet divots to you. It's RFK. Hi, RFK. Welcome to KROQ. Here is your show. Thank you for having me.

Four celebrity hiking newbies end up forming a club to tackle Korea's snow-capped peaks. Can they figure out why on earth people will actually go to the mountains? This is called Take a Hike. Is Take a Hike Netflix or is that not Flix? Oh, my God. I'm going to say Netflix. Show me Netflix. That sounds terrible.

That's the point. And that one actually got approved and they shot it and they made it and it's available to start watching on Netflix on the 18th of August. And why people like hiking? Yeah, that's right. they take celebrities and then they put them together and then they have to go on a hike to try to figure out why people

like hiking. How is that happening? Make 100 episodes. After Free Solo and that guy Free Soloed El Capitan, they're just going to go with celebrities going on hikes? Lisa? Yes, good morning. Contestants, good morning. Contestants

are handed $100,000 and tempted with splurge purchases over the course of a week. They can keep whatever they buy But whoever spends the most money will lose everything, and whoever spends the least gets to keep whatever they don't spend. This show is called Broke by Friday. Is this Netflix or is this not-flix?

This is Netflix. Show me Netflix. Not! Imagine a show, though, Ali, watching people that are constantly tempted with all of the, like a real-life algorithm, all of the things that they would want to buy, and you know that if you spend it,

you could get to keep it, but also you could lose everything if you spend the most. I think it's Jake's general week. This is what Jake does every single week. Yeah, Broke by Friday. Broke by Friday is Jake's every week. Dude, sometimes it's Wednesday.

I feel like this show actually sounds good. You should make it. Like, you get to keep what you buy? Well, you get to keep what you buy unless you spend the most, in which case you lose everything. So it's a mental warfare game. Do I spend nothing and buy nothing?

But maybe then someone else did that too. Dude, look at these hookers and blow. Yeah, Jake, meanwhile, Well, Broke by Wednesday is Jake's show already. It's a sequel. It's the prequel to the actual show. Allie, two people were able to successfully determine what were real shows, and those people were Jose and Channing.

Yeah. Which one is going to win? Let's go with RFK Jr. RFK Jr., who went by the name Channing to disguise his identity. RFK, thank you for all of your service, everything that you've taught us about health, and you are the winner on KROQ. Congratulations. oh awesome thank you so much you are very welcome and thank you so much and thank you so much

and r.i.p friend uh hold on one second so we can get you a price that you can't even buy get that man a worthers asap and a halls or something uh the show continues in mere moments on k-rock jake was on a first date his exit interview right we are finally show uh jake has successfully turned over his dating profile to Ali and Vanessa. They decided to get rid of every picture he had originally, put up different ones. Some of them were AI-generated, but for the most part, they were Jake.

And they changed his answers to every question. Not so that it wouldn't be Jake anymore, but just to emphasize the things that maybe women would not be so turned off by. And even though Jake has never officially thanked them for doing this, it has resulted in him getting multiple swipes,

which, up until they had taken over his dating profile, he was getting no swipes, So much so that he was told that he had to stop swiping because he had reached the limit. He reached the limit and he couldn't do it anymore. So he signed up. He went on Bumble, went on a few dating apps. And I believe that we're about to hear his third Bumble date. And I think this was over the course of one week.

Three dates in one week. He moved fast. And I think you've had second and third dates with some of these girls, right, Jake? Two second dates. And some of them have resulted in intimacy, correct? Yeah. So that's all good stuff. And this is the third date.

And you want to tell us all about this woman before we listen to the exit interview? What do you want me to know? Okay, forget it. I'll just play the interview. Wait, wait, wait. I do have a couple questions. Did you take her to the exact same bar that you took the other two girls to? I believe it.

Did you wear shorts? Yep. Oh, my God. So you changed nothing? Pretty much. So you're getting, like, real live feedback in the moment from the dates. And they're giving you these exit interviews to say, hey, by the way, the place was okay. Your outfit sucked.

And then you would think most people would say, good, thanks for that information. I'm going to alter it for the next date. But not Jake, so here we go. Stubborn Jake, date number three, exit interview starts now. All right, my third Bumble date. Our first date from a scale. You said that right in front of her? Yeah.

You said my third Bumble date? She's standing right next to you? Couldn't star their name. She wanted to be anonymous. Okay, but did she know that you had been on three dates that week? Yeah. Just right then? No, I mean three dates in the last two weeks, I guess.

Just over a week and a half. But don't you understand how that would maybe make her feel? Like more of a number than a person? I don't know. Sucks to suck. Wow. I'm standing here with number 16. Hi, 16.

State your name because I forgot it. All right. My third Bumble date. Our first date from a scale of 1 to 10. How would you rate it? I'd give it an 8. Yeah? What?

How is that possible? How is this possible? These girls are too nice. They are going to go home and talk to their girlfriends about how it was a three. She says it's an eight, but if you listen to the different parts of the date as he breaks down, if you get an eight, you think that's like, okay, some things were a ten and some things were a six. It gets to an eight. But you don't hear anything higher.

Listen to this. How come? The conversation was great. I learned a lot about DMT. Oh, no. DMT. Sorry. What the hell was that?

Did you get some? Is that a ACDC reference? That triggered that song. D-M-T-N-D-I-D-A-V-I-T. Anyway. That's not the song. Are you singing a BTS song? She's saying TNT.

Yeah, she's very confused. D-M-T-N-D-I-D-A-V-I-T. Vanessa is definitely... Did you have donuts today, Vanessa? No. Enjoyed my hard seltzer. Very cute dog. How do you feel about the place you met me at?

Terrible. Okay, so let's start with this. So once again, he's brought her back to his only sports bar he goes to. And you know what? When you are dating, wouldn't you agree, Klein, that you kind of feel things out when you're talking to the person, maybe figure out what their vibe is and where they might like to go? The chances that all three of these girls want to go to the same bars,

there's no chance. The first girl was a Dodgers fan. It made perfect sense. It did. There was a Dodgers game on. He said, let's meet at a low-pressure date because you've got the Dodger game to watch. It's made less sense ever since. Yeah, that one made sense.

Every other date has made no sense. It makes perfect sense. How do you feel about the place you met me at? Terrible. That sounds like it makes perfect sense based on what she said. It was four freeways away from my house, but all of my friends live in the neighborhood, so I was willing to make the drive because I could make it a two-car. so the basically she was looking for a reason to see her friends that live near you and said i will

meet this guy and maybe he'll buy me dinner or something dude you know she told her friends too if i text you please rescue me right i'll be there like you know where this is here's the address how would you rate my outfit do i need to rate your outfit respectfully so once again she gave the date an eight but already we're getting a terrible review for the location and now we've moved on to outfit and she says do i need to even rate it respectfully oh no i'm so sorry i would prefer to plead the fifth on this one but if i am required for science i'm gonna give it a four wow that's generous that is way better than the last day which i think gave it a one and you were in the same outfit you're on sleeveless t-shirt and jean

I don't know. I had a very fancy tie-dye tank top. And my evening jorts, the black ones, the nice ones. If I went on a date with someone wearing tie-dye, that says so much about the person. Exactly. Sometimes I do. Yeah, but you want to ease people into the Jake. Oh, man. The thing is, also, do you know when they do customer reviews, they're like, how was your experience? Help us improve. The idea is that people read this feedback.

They always say, we strive for five. Anything under five is a fail. Tell us what we could have done to have done it. I can do five out of ten. And Jake's done nothing but less than ten and changed nothing about the experience. Yeah, he put on his evening shorts, Allie. Let's not forget that. True, you're right.

Let's give him the wins where he gets them. Yeah? Why a four? It's a tank top and shorts and flip-flops. Uh-huh. That's not a date outfit. Yeah, it's not. Well, she's right.

I mean, sadly, she's right. and this is probably where Jake goes over the top and criticizes her outfit. Oh, yeah? You think you're so fancy in your pants? I did. Oh, boy. You started crapping on her outfit?

She's the same thing on. Every date. She's the same thing on. Every date he's gone on. This is what ends up happening. They criticize his outfit. He asks for honest feedback. They're not asking for feedback, by the way.

And you just didn't give. Uh-huh. That's not a date outfit. How would you rate my smell? I haven't smelled you. I smelled your dog. lies. And your dog smells like patchouli?

Oh, man. That's good. This sounds like a terrible date through and through for this poor woman. I mean, really, the only positive she said was the conversation about DMT. How could she have gotten to an eight? I'm just curious. DMT. Oh, there we go. There we go.

Vanessa, calm down, Vanessa. I can't believe you even thought of that song. She has a very incense-y vibe more than a traditional canine scent. And how do you like that? It's non-traditional for a dog. Once again, I am perplexed as to how she got to the number 8 out of 10

if every score she's given has been a 4 or lower. Even, like, clean dog smell, like, that's a nice smell. The fact that he's able to overpower it. Right, with incense. With incense. But I appreciated the change of pace. She's an innovator. Would you go on another date with me?

Okay, what do you think, Allie? I know. Do you think so? Yeah, I think she's going to be nice and say, well, I'm open to it, but I don't think she wants to. Vanessa, what's a great way a woman would say no without saying no to that question? How would you answer that? I'll text you later tonight. Anything's possible, yeah.

Yeah, one of those things. So the question is, I mean, from what... Depends on how desperate I get. From what you've heard, Omar, do you think there's any way she says yes? No, I think this lady doesn't want to mess around. I think she's going to just flat out say, I don't think so. All right, here's the response. Will Jake get a second date?

This is his first date exit interview. Would you go on another date with me? I don't think so. It was an eight. There's a chance. Meaning no. And then we're going to fast forward to Jake going, it's a few hours later and we're in my shack.

How do you feel about the date now? Would you go on another date with me? I don't think so. because you do DMT and I am a square. Wow. There you have it. She's definitely not a square.

Well, Jake... I'm just too much of a prude. Have you spoken to that woman since or no? Sure haven't. But the other dates have gone well? The second dates went well? Yeah. So are any of these you have feelings for?

I don't have feelings for any of them yet, but they're nice people. Jake, would you be opposed to, on your next date, giving them one of the, I've never been intimate with Jake as a parting gift? Like, obviously, this is not going to go in the direction I was hoping. Oh, sure. At the very least, I will give you the shirt that says you've never been intimate with me. We'll give you a t-shirt cannon, too. You can blast it out of them if they catch it as theirs to keep.

I think that's a good way to end your dates with those limited edition I've never been intimate with Jake shirts. I think a bad first date parting gift is a great idea. Totally. That would actually put me on the verge of a second date if somebody gave me a free shirt. Like, hey, this didn't work out. Like, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, here's the, right. Jake, grab some with you.

Do you have any other dates lined up or no? Oh, I think he said he stopped paying for Bumble, so he's out now. Yeah, I'm on that, but I still have one tentative, one schedule, but we'll see. She might cancel. This is the one that you're meant for? No, the magic lady? No, no, no. She still hasn't answered me.

Man. Jake, you know you posted over the weekend. And you did a tarot card reading? Oh, yeah, yeah. And, you know, a listener screenshotted your post and put it into ChatGPT and said, explain what this means. Do you know at all what your tarot card reading meant? I mean, I got the reading. She told me what it meant.

What did she tell you? I forget. I wasn't paying attention. Right. Glad all this feedback helps you. Well, it talks a lot about stubbornness and not being open to change and, you know, how you... You say like that's a bad thing. It is a bad thing.

I think in this particular case, when it comes to you getting feedback. Now you're dope. Okay. You are a dope. That is the birthday boy right there, folks. He'll be at the DMV today in Glendale celebrating. DMV. Dynamite.

I said DMV. I said DMV. No, I'm sorry. DMV. Welcome to your Tuesday. It's KROQ. We're Kline Alley Show. Let's find out what's happening in the world with a check of the ADD news.

Then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin. And also, if you're keeping track today, is the birthday of a Jake the Nerd. And I remind you of this, because if I don't, he will, because he's a real, hey, look at me, it's my birthday guy. And he's one of those people who's, like, not going to say anything and then waiting to see if you're going to say something. Yeah, we all acknowledged, separately and privately. And he wanted us to acknowledge, but then was kind of disappointed with the lackluster, happy birthday, Jake. Well, we said it. I gave him a present.

What more do you want? I've never seen someone look more upset after getting a present than Jake. I was fine with it. See? It was a lighter. Yeah, you give him a lighter. It's not anything to write home about. It's a lighter that has a pickle on it and says, I'm a big dill.

His name's Jake Dill. Oh, wow. Great dad gift. Bought that thing like months ago thinking I'm going to give this to Jake on his birthday. Didn't lose it. Gosh, how many big dill things do you think I have? Is it a lot? I don't know.

A bunch. Really? It's only been my last name for my whole life. Do you have a big dill section in your little shack? Yeah, I have a whole thing. Well, listen, the point is. All right, now I know what to get you. So unappreciative.

It's just annoyed by it almost. No, I like it. All right. Let's get into your news now. I can use it for my incense. We're going to give you the gift of this news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News.

We know a lot of artists have been affected by blue dot fever. People just aren't buying tickets to shows like they used to. It's forcing people to cancel their shows. Recently, poor Northwest had to cancel her tour, which is rough news for a 13-year-old with no talent. But there's an interesting twist. And I think this could change things a lot. Zach Brown just gifted his entire audience of 37,000 people a free cruise. Now, this is significant.

He says that this is to reward his fans after selling out 15 shows at Fenway Park. So think about it. If you're on the fence about going to a show, but you think, hey, if I go, I might win something. I might get something back. Yeah, but the guys that have the money to give out 5,000 cruises, they're the ones that are not having blued out fever. 37,000 cruises It's a 40 million dollar value Yes

What is it? A 40 million dollar value Who is this guy? Trace Atkins? He's a country singer Zac Brown I don't Oh Zac Brown

Yeah But they said this is the breaks the record for the largest surprise audience gifting in live entertainment history Who does he think he is? Oprah? That's nuts

Yeah Cruise for two people You get a cruise For every single person You get a cruise Yeah But listen to this Let's be honest

How many of those people Well probably at that show they're all going to go It seems like a cruising bug. Yeah. They're all in the video. No, no, no. Yeah.

It's just a belly flop contest with 4,000 people competing. It's like this cruise is full of a bunch of hillbillies. Where did they come from? But think about it on a smaller scale. If you have a company that wants to get publicity and they have some free stuff that they want to give out for some mentions or a viral video or whatever, I can understand a trade happening at a concert. And if it is just 5,000 or 10,000 people, if you're going to start giving out things at concerts, I think that this is going to be something. Yes.

But once again, I think the artists that really need the people there aren't going to be the ones that are going to be perhaps giving out that stuff. Yeah, like who's that artist? That artist, Ray or whatever. She's not going to sell out Fenway Park seven days or whatever this guy did. You're talking about Ray, Ali's neighbor, Ray? No, no, no, no. There's some just the pop star, Ray. She's like so mid.

But she's not going to be showing up. No way, she's so good. Oh, boy. Okay, here we go. Where the hell's my husband? Is that song. That song. I'm saying.

More of that, Vanessa, I didn't hear any of that. Baby, where the hell's my husband? Oh, stop making her sing now. What is wrong with you? That crew's going to get the Titanic if you get to go on and hear that. Look, we're getting the gifts already. Yeah, gift that keeps on giving right there. The idea of a stay-at-home wife is less common now, the trad wife or traditional wife.

But what about a trad husband or a trad boyfriend? And as times continue to change, more and more women are supporting their boyfriends and husbands. And the husbands will stay at home to do laundry. Apparently, this is a thing now. The rise of the stay-at-home boyfriend. That's what I said. Oh, man. Oh, man.

That's what I said. Somebody's got an attitude. I don't know if she likes it or not. We need that. No. Yes. Gen Z women are financially supporting the men in their life. federal reserve data show over the last 12 months the number of jobs held by men fell women gained

so it says now women are holding more jobs than men are so the women are now the ones that are providing for their husbands and women how do we how we feel about this one i know we wanted the equality but now that the tables have turned it's kind of a bum deal is that i think mathematically you can hire two women for every one man right well that's why i think a lot of companies are Like, hey, we're going to get more bang for our buck with two women. And literally more bang for the buck. And then we can bang them all while they provide for their husbands. Let's see the meeting happening in the boardroom.

All right, we got more bang for the buck. That's a great idea, Jim. Let's do it. Jim, you're the man with good ideas. We will not stop until every idea has been rebooted, revived, reimagined, and that includes social media. Myspace may be getting a second chance. The once dominant social media site says the current owner is planning to come back after nearly two decades on the decline. Now, the owner says that they're hoping to offer people an alternative to today's algorithm driven platform, and they are committed to bringing the brand back.

It's a great time for it, if you think about it, because every social media app has kind of just become algorithms. You know, Facebook, Instagram, which Facebook was kind of what replaced MySpace. and it has just become suggested posts, suggested ads, and you can't really see, you can't really keep up with the people you follow anymore. So if they bring it back to that original idea, it could be successful. I hate the algorithm as much as the next person,

but boy, is it good. Because every time it says, you'd probably like this, they're goddamn right. They've never been wrong. They've never once been wrong. The algorithm has never given me something that I've been like,

that's not for me. Those naked women, get out of here. Every single thing they show me, they're like, new pizza spot open. I'm like, well, I'm glad you sent me that. They figured you out. Yeah, Algorithm knows me better than any of my friends or family members. Algorithm is your best friend.

It really is. I just want someone to appreciate me and respect me the way Algorithm does. How's Algorithm doing? Let's check. So anyway, there's a little look at what's going on in the world. And then we get into a brand new hour of the show in moments, the greatest hour of your life. Perhaps, if you need us, phones, text line, 800-520-1067. You can call.

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