Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Jake's Burger Week Smell Test, Klein's Shred by Summer and MORE

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

New episode of Klein Alley Show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Alley, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah for all the skiing, snowboarding, or wives you can handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco, San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great. This is the world famous K-Rock. doing this forever forever this hour on the show uh if you want a theme for the hour it's going to

be beefcakes and beef because we will be uh revealing uh my goal of trying to be shredded by summer i have fallen very short of the goal and why do you say that well last night i had two racks of ribs for dinner two racks protein no no it's not protein right to the neck gotta feed the neck so uh apparently every my every goal i had for myself has just gone to my neck And as a result, many people have written songs. And they said that, in fact, someone sent me a New York Knicks. I thought it was a New York Knicks sweatshirt. I was all excited.

It says New York Knicks on it. Oh, funny. I like that. That's awesome. And it has a huge stretch out neck hole. So I'll be wearing that, I'm sure, when it gets a little cooler around here. But we will be celebrating all things burgers because it is SoCal Burger Week. Now through June 28th.

All the details at SoCalFoodAndBeverage.org. and we'll be spotlighting a few of these local spots that are here in Southern California. And Jake will attempt to see if he can do what I was able to do with pizza, blindfold himself and figure out exactly which burger is which. And if he gets it wrong, he will not be able to eat the burgers, which is for him, you know, that's about as bad as it gets because that guy loves a burger. Jake is a guy that used to keep burgers in his trunk for after dates so that if the date went bad, he still had a trunk burger to go to,

which was like a consolation prize. And when we do this, is he going to be able to pick it up and hold it? I think he's going to have to do it smell alone, no holding. Wow. I believe. Is that what you had to smell alone? Yeah, I wasn't. That's right.

Vanessa will come in here and hold the beef by Jake's face. So we got that to look forward to this hour on the show. So many ways to watch this morning. If you're not watching on YouTube, you could be because we are streaming live there right now. Let's go ahead and make someone's day instantly better. As we say good morning to caller 20, puts us in Chino Hills with a man named Ryan. Good morning, Ryan. Morning, guys.

Sweet. The syrup guy. Divots. You're the what guy? The syrup guy. The party bus. The syrup guy from the party bus? All right.

Well, nice to see you, syrup guy from the party bus. You're going to be getting on to a bus to see Royal Otis. Bring your syrup, I guess, and we will send you to Santa Barbara. You're as good as in on that trip. Another chance to win today at noon. And then again at 3, and then again at 6. So we will make that happen for you all day long until we fill this bus with K-Rock listeners. When we get back, Allie, we can either start the eating of the hamburgers.

Or reveal your naked body. Or I can get nude for you, and we'll figure that out next. K-Rock, Klein Allie Show. I sent an email to you guys back in, I forget, February maybe. And I said, I'm going to finally put myself in some sort of a goal. And the goal will be Shred by Summer. And apparently Summer is now officially here. So I can't delay this anymore.

Well, you even sent follow-up emails, like, updating all of us on your Shredded by Summer. Well, yeah, because Vanessa would say, are there any updates? And sadly, I was trying... No, I don't think anyone was asking for updates. Yeah, Vanessa asked for updates. And I would... Vanessa, right? I asked for life updates.

Well, that's all I had. Your life was getting shred. Shred. But what I learned, and this is the sad reality that we're going to prove in a moment, because I'm going to show you a before picture and a current picture, and what we're going to learn is that really there's been no change. That's the sad reality. well even i've seen videos of us doing shows from months ago and you look much smaller and sicklier

yeah yeah for sure sicklier but i feel like now um there are certain people that look good in different levels of being in shape and i don't think i'm one of those people well i think it's because you you didn't get shredded you just did the bulk part of it that's right you you foregoed the shredded that's right yeah you have to go through a lean uh phase two i didn't do it the right way and i tried a bunch of things i've written down all of the things i attempted to do and there's a lot this is nuts uh so um klein owns one kettlebell and decided to take it everywhere i bought a kettlebell and brought it with me lots of places and then when i would just stand around and wait for things like my kid to finish soccer practice i would just stand there and play with

the kettlebell people would look at me like i was weird but i did that for a while i ate uh I try to eat 200 grams of protein minimum a day, and I think I've far exceeded that number. Don't you have protein ice cream? I did. Yes, I did eat protein. You did protein coffee, protein honey, protein ice cream. Yeah, all the proteins. What other protein items have you purchased?

Oh, Ali, every single stupid thing with protein in it. You did protein donuts? And you were also doing a big creatine thing too, right? Creatine, protein. I think you were snorting it for a while there. I did snort a lot of creatine to see if it did anything different. It burns. Don't do that.

When you went to Colorado, you brought a bag of creatine with you, and you were taking the creatine while we were in Colorado. Yeah, that's right. And then I played around with some of the injectables. I did some injecting. You sent me weird... What'd you do? A couple of different peptide things that are supposed to help muscle growth while you sleep. Notice, I was always trying to find ways to avoid actually doing real work.

Did you do steroids ever? No, didn't do steroids. I didn't want to... You didn't want to change? The side effect of shriveling your nuts was too much for me to bear. Oh, I see. I didn't want to do that. Apparently...

Well, by any growth hormones, that's different from steroids, right? Well, no, but the current protein that I'm taking apparently is filled with growth. It's from another country, supposedly. I think if you were going to do this for another two weeks, you would reach, like, liver king status. So, my concern is a couple things. One is, because you guys... You're eating with animal parts. Because you guys shaved my head as well.

A lot of people point out that I look like a wrestler that never made it, like one of those guys. A washed-up wrestler. And that was not the goal here. The goal was Shred by Summer. So I promised you that I would come in here the first day of summer, regardless of how everything looked. It doesn't say washed-up wrestler by summer? It doesn't say washed-up wrestler by summer. Did you happen to weigh yourself at the beginning of the process and weigh yourself now?

Yeah, 173 at the beginning, 193 now. Whoa! 20 pounds up. And a lot of people like to say, well, muscle weighs more than fat. Neck weighs more than muscle. I think it's 20 pounds of neck. I think I put on 20 pounds of neck. It's at least 16 pounds of neck.

So, you know, I did. Did I go to a gym? Not really. You guys saw some of the stuff I did. I lifted water jugs in my kitchen. I did a bunch of weird stuff. Yeah, you do push-ups in the studio, commercial breaks. He still, he did them during the break.

Some cold plunges from time to time. So now we're waiting for your reveal. So I didn't have any, so I'm going to go oil up behind the thing, Allie, and you guys can go ahead and mock me while I do. Hey, Justin's going to oil you up. Yeah, Ginger Justin is going to volunteer to oil you up. Well, because he put the offer out there. No, he's not oiling me up.

Why turn down his offer? All right, new intern. No, we're not doing that. No one's oiling me up. I'll oil myself up. Thank you very much. Let Ginger Justin oil you up. Someone needs to oil you up.

You can't do it yourself. That's like a punishment for no reason. Vanessa, God damn it, Vanessa. Why is that a punishment for no reason? Why do we need to touch each other? Oil me up. I'll just say that. I've been shooting Allie in the goddamn ass for the last two months with this.

Oh, that's right. We did do that. Injecting Allie's ass. I didn't have a problem with that. I mean, I did have a problem with it. It's disgusting, but I did it because. I can oil you up. You want me to oil you?

No, no, because I'm going to go hide behind this thing. You can't get your back. Make sure you oil up those nips nice and oily. All right, I'll oil up the nips, but we're already late for the break. No, no, no, I'm talking to Allie. Oh. Oh, yeah, I'll do that. Allie, oil up your own nips.

Okay. Wait, mine and his? All right, here's... Well, I thought it was just Klein's, but... Yeah, two for one's fine. We have to take a break. Now we're late. Now we're late.

Okay. So we gotta take a break. Go oil up, and we'll do your reveal when we get back. And then we're gonna eat cheeseburgers. And everything... And every gain I've possibly made will be completely undone. So get ready for this. If you're not on YouTube right now, the reveal that no one has been waiting for and proof that doing everything you see on TikTok does not necessarily mean you will have any sort of results.

This is a cautionary tale. I would love to get back all of those months wasted. And we'll come back with that next. K-Rock Road Trip USA 2020. Oh, a lot of smells happening here in the studio. It's K-Rock. It's Klein Alley Show. It is Tuesday morning.

And not only are there delicious burgers in the studio. There is a man half-naked behind the equipment right now. He's oiled up. Klein had a goal. He wanted to get shredded by summer. He's been working out in all the wrong ways. He's been carrying kettlebells at his kids' soccer practice. He's been walking across his living room with giant jugs of water.

And it has all led up to this moment. It was pretty impressive to see him oiling himself up behind the equipment here in the studio and see all the burger guys in the break room looking and laughing at him. I have not seen Klein. He is about to do his big reveal. If you want to watch along on YouTube, you go to KROQ's YouTube right now. You can see Klein's naked body. And let's do the big reveal now.

Klein wanted to be shredded by Summer. Here he is. He's definitely sucking in. And he is very oiled up and shaven. First of all, why are you laughing? Why is the first reaction laughing? Because you're puffing your chest up like a bird. She's made some big

Look normal I just wanted to eat the hamburger Hold on one second Thank you Omar for this music It's lovely Whatever this oil is Vanessa got It stinks so bad It smells so bad

It's weird because the burgers smell really good And then that smells really bad And Vanessa I think this is going to get me cancelled for being racist I think I've gone full black body I've gone black body I've not gone black face I've gone black body Wait stand up again

And you have to do some... Muscle poses. Yeah, your muscle poses. Do some Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff. Johnny, I don't want to post this stuff. Do one where both of your... That accentuates your neck. Listen, this, once again, this was a fail.

The experiment was a fail, but... Do your module man impression. Oh, yeah. Big fail. But, Ali, I know you're alive. Why is some of your chest shaved more than the other? I don't know. Did you wax some and shave other parts?

This morning, I remember... Very patchy. This morning was the reveal day, and I forgot about it until this morning, so I didn't do the thing. What thing? I was going to shave my chest, and I did it half-assed at four in the morning. Oh, got it. Okay.

So my question is, serious... Where are your nipples, by the way? He's got tiny nipples. He's self-conscious about it. One of my many birth defects is that I was born without nipples, like tiny little nipples. Like I have baby, infant nipples. They are very small. So anyway.

So anyway, this is me. Love me or hate me, this is who I am. The point of all of this is to, I think there's a lot of people out there trying to motivate you to do stuff. It's a waste of time and energy to try to do anything. Right, Allie? No. Oh, I thought we were going to get fat together now. Your neck looks so much bigger without your shirt on because of your shoulders.

I thought it would have looked smaller. No. Someone said you look like Wolverine's, like a Timu version of Wolverine, like his weird stunt. I think the 562 said it best. I've seen enough. So thank you. Thank you.

Let's put some butter knives in between your knuckles. You could be like Wolverine. Cool. I do feel his smell is nauseating. Yeah, no F. I mean, I'm very easily nauseated right now. And the burgers were actually, I didn't mind at all, the smell of the meat and the cheese. But then you came in with this body butter. Yeah.

Terrible smell. Recline in oil. In oil. So there you go. In shimmery lady oil. Looking good, man. You look like a churro. Thanks.

Thanks, Johnny. That's the goal. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. That's the goal I was looking for. So anyway, if you watch the show on YouTube, this is what I'll be wearing every day this summer. This exact outfit. So get used to it.

Oiled up and greased up. So you're just going to stay shirtless now? I don't think I can put my shirt back on over this paint that I put on my body right now. and the weirdest part about it is on some days not a lot of people walk by the K-Rock Studios but today happens to be a full house here. I will say your shoulders and arms look very good. It looks like you kind of gave up

in the lower waist area. Thank you. Did you do core stuff? No. It's too hard. Okay, because it looks like you were only working on like two body parts. But they look great. I think you look very good. It's just, you know, I think you kind of have to do an all-over situation.

I don't like this version of Klein. I like old Klein. Allie, does any part of you... Let's take old Klein and grease him up. Old Klein was plenty greasy. Wait, does any part of you as a lesbian, does any part of you say, you know what? Now after seeing this,

I could see myself into men again. Think about that before you gag. Give it a little shake, Klein. Soak it in. You have so much hair under your armpits. Soak that in. Huh? Huh?

Oh, yeah. I'm actually jealous. This stupid part, Because of all the hair? This stupid part of the show can come to an end. And we'll get into a different stupid part of the show. And it's going to get even dumber, believe it or not, after this. Is that Lionel Messi in the studio?

Someone asked me. Someone called you Linoleum Messi. Okay, great. Thank you for that. The only one I wanted to know if your wife actually likes this. Oh, God, no. Does she think you're hot? No, no, no.

Hates it. So she liked your body before when it was emaciated? She said that she liked that I didn't care about anything. Yeah. And now she thinks I'm annoying. So, I said, yeah. So, are you going to keep going, or are you going to actually give up? No, I'm going to eat three cheeseburgers in a second.

Oh, okay. All of that. Now, we're going to get shredded cheese by summer. Yeah. Yeah, baby. After this one, this was the shredded by summer challenge. Hey, Vanessa, as a straight woman. Honestly, I think your arms look great.

Oh, here we go. The arms look good. I got arms and shoulders. Clang, good job. I'm proud of you. Vanessa, I'm going to take you to HR after the show. Oh, my. You look like a churro.

I'm going to pick you up and take you to HR. I'm going to pick you up and bench you over to HR after this. You know what I'm saying? I love it. Okay, so Vanessa, you're a little worked up. I'm not worked up. I was giving you a compliment. Oh, it is Rambo.

Oh, Vanessa. Rambo. Rambo. Thank you for saying that. Did you work on your chest? I tried. Thanks, Allie. Tried a lot.

Not easy. It's not easy. I'm just going to get implants, I think. Everyone else. You should get breast implants like Jake. Oh, man. If it was you but had Jake boobs, that would be ideal. 3-2-3 has said, please, I'm laughing so hard at work, just stop.

How does that make you feel? Not great. That was not the goal here. But anyway, the point is, I think a lot of times in the social media world we live in, you only see, like, I did this, and now I'm succeeded. And you get a lot of what I believe is, like, unrealistic, oh, that was easy. I think it's important to see some fails along the way as well. You know what you could do is you could completely lie and say,

I ate only pizza for three months straight, and this is what happened to my body. It's not that much of a lie. I love you. Oh, Vanessa. That was recorded, Vanessa. Vanessa, listen. I don't say I love you. Listen to me.

Hey, it's okay. We work together. I'm married, the whole thing. You're single. I get it. No, I don't say I love you. I know, but you just said it to me, though. I give it a little chimmy-chimmy.

All right, if you want it. You want a motorboat climb? Vanessa, is this okay? Why are you moving like that? Vanessa? Vanessa? can we do the next segment please ok we're going to do the next segment

a Mexican cutie you do look like a Mexican cutie it's just the oil a churro I told you I look like a churro you got the pass today that's right I got the pass right after this in the studio

Jake the Nerd blindfolded can he figure out which burger is which as we spotlight some of the best burgers that you can actually be eating and ordering during Burger Week Los Angeles that is after this on KROQ K-Rock Klein Alley Show. Summer's officially here.

I think we can all agree that hamburgers, cheeseburgers on the grill, one of the official foods of summer. Southern California year-round. I've switched into a tank top now that Johnny brought me, which is almost more ridiculous than me sitting here with my shirt off. But enough. If you're not watching on YouTube right now, we are live on KROQ. And this week is officially SoCal Burger Week, which happens now through the 28th, which means a bunch of different places around Los Angeles and Orange County will be offering exclusive one-of-a-kind burgers. Price points, $5, $10, $15, $20, all the way up to $25. And you can get all the details of the participating places at SoCalFoodAndBeverage.org slash burger-week.

Now, you know, we love burgers here at KROQ. We have our In-N-Out Sound Space, as you know. We do that all the time. We have these brand-new burger bibs that were just put together from us that Jake will be wearing. These are from Burger 3000. So there's no shortage of great burger places. And then, you know, L.A.'s got a history of some great ones that have been around for a while. Jake loves cheeseburgers and hamburgers more than anyone.

It's probably his favorite. Jake, is that your favorite food group, cheeseburger? It's pretty, yes. Is there anything you like more than that other than those weird hush puppies you're always talking about? Mustard sandwich, Doug. Mustard sandwich, but when you actually have money, cheeseburger, hamburger, that's your move. That, pizza, or surf and turf burritos. We have three different SoCal Burger places that will try to stump Jake,

who is blindfolded and sitting in the K-Rock studio right now. He was wearing the blindfold because he didn't want to see me with my shirt off. Oh, man, can I have a blindfold? Allie wants a blindfold as well. We are out of blindfolds. Pass. Everyone has blindfolds on today. And I will describe these three burgers, Jake, but you will only be able to try to figure

out which one is which based on smell. And if you're able to do it, then you get to eat the burgers. Well, that sucks because right now it smells like vanilla bean and like onions in here. Right, right. Because of the spray I put on me, it kind of altered the smell of the entire studio. It is designed to throw you off slightly. So I will tell you, Jake, that in front of you, you have three great looking burgers. Allie and I have been salivating in here for a while.

And Allie said everything's making her nauseous today because she's pregnant and whatnot. But she said these burgers are not actually making her nauseous at all. No, I want to eat all of those. She goes, I'm starving. Yes, I want to eat all three of those burgers for different reasons. So if I get to smell and guess right, I get to eat them all. Yeah, that's right. And if you're wrong, then we will get to eat them, and you will have to get in your car and immediately drive to the new Buc-ee's in Arizona, which will take you five hours and 35 minutes.

How about if I get it right, you have to drive to Arizona. How about that? That would be hilarious. Yes, you can show everyone your bod. I do feel like I definitely got to move to Arizona now. Get a load of this, Scottsdale. You'll fit in at the University of Arizona. Let's go ASU.

You see the neck like this? Come on. So, Jake, I will describe these three burgers. Wait, are you really, guys, agreeing to one of you drive to Arizona? Because I don't want to be invested in this. I'm not driving to Arizona. If you lose, one of us is driving to Arizona. Okay, then you.

But if you lose, then... Then one of us is driving. That's what you said. One of us is driving. Go ahead. Go ahead. You do it. Let me just do some math here.

If I leave after the show, five hours, 35 there. You're not getting back till like midnight. All right, but I will get back before tomorrow's show. Ugh. Ugh, tomorrow's show. That sounds terrible. Okay, so we're not really sure what the stakes are here, but someone might drive to Arizona. We do know this.

Jake, I thought you wanted to go because you love Buc-ee's. No, I don't want to go at all. I've been to a Buc-ee's, and that's why I say it's a store. All right. Let's just try some burgers, I guess. Let's just do the burger bet. If Jake gets these wrong, he cannot have any of the delicious cheeseburgers here, and Allie will eat them all. Great.

One of these cheeseburgers, I'll describe them. One of them is from a place that I've been to many times. It's been around since the 60s. It is one of the legendary Pasadena institutions known as Pie and Burger. They have brought today a classic cheeseburger, prime beef, American cheese, homemade Thousand Island pickles, tomato lettuce. That's one of them.

Been around a long time. Great place. Want to say maybe cash only? I'm not sure if they still are at some point. I feel like that was a situation there. They make the sodas from scratch there. Love that operation. It does.

I'm just looking at it. Beautiful classic burger. One of the burgers you will be trying is a place that has locations in Hermosa Beach, Redondo Beach, and Long Beach. It is proudly serving. They have brought a burger called the Big Matt Sesame Seed Bun, which is Martin's. The Matt Sauce, pickles shredded like me, lettuce, diced onions, double patty cheese.

And a little wife beater. And it's wearing a tiny little tank top. You better get back in there. It's adorable. And the other one that you'll be trying is from El Brujo. and you'll be trying their smatula garlic smash burger. Lettuce, pickles,

garlic caramelized onions, patty cooked in garlic butter with American cheese on a garlic aioli potato bun. That one I think will be probably the easiest for you to figure out by smell, but once again, Jake is used to making it. Jake's number one food he eats usually if it's not

cheeseburgers. If someone else is buying his cheeseburgers, if he's buying his beans or mustard sandwiches. Or if someone else is buying it, lobster roll. Which one are you excited about particularly, Jake? I am excited for all of them. I guess the last one you described sounds like the most exotic. So here's the thing. That is like a bold Mexican flair mixed to an American-style cheeseburger.

The other is more classic. But Jake will only get to try any of them if he's able to figure them out on smell lawn. He's blindfolded right now. Vanessa's going to hold up. Is she in here? Who's holding up the burger? Johnny's in here. Johnny's on his knees in the studio.

I thought Johnny was servicing Jake because Jake kept making these noises like, oh, Johnny's head just popped up on the table. What an exotic burger. All right. So whenever you're ready, hold one of the burgers. Just make sure, Johnny, you know the order that you're holding them. So we know. All right.

Burger number one is being held in front of Jake now. He's sniffing burger one. You can remove the top bun if you need to, but Jake cannot touch the burger. I was able to successfully do this with three different types of pizza. and everyone said it was an amazing thing to witness. Jake is trying to do this with burgers now. Johnny's taking off the top bun. Jake is

sniffing. That's burger one. Once again. Man, we're already ruining such a nice burger. I know. Jake is stumped on burger number one. Still, I just smell vanilla beans so much. That's me. That's me. That's my body you're smelling. That's me. It's all me, baby.

Okay. Alright, give Jake burger number two now, and Jake has to figure out which one is which if he wants to eat any of the burgers. Jake is sniffing. This is one of the most painful things you can do to another person, especially when they're starving. Johnny's lifting the bun up.

This is when Jake starts to have a tantrum. Okay. I think I got that one. Burger two, you think you got? Which one do you think burger two is? The caramelized onion thingy. You had to describe them again for me. But the more exotic one, the one with all the garlic.

That's burger two. All right, give him burger number three now. Burger number three, give it a sniff. Jake has got his nose into the cheeseburger right now. Okay. All right, now, are you ready to lock in your order? The only chance you have to eat these burgers is you have to get this exactly right. Okay.

He's so mad already. It's just, it's so hard. I mean, how long have these been in here? 20 minutes. Permanating in your oil scent? Yeah. This is like impossible, except for that one with all the stuff on it. Well, you know you got one.

Now process of elimination. Okay, so what's the first one again that you described? The first one that I described was from Pie and Burger, the classic cheeseburger. I'll say that was the first one. Okay. And then the second one was? You're going to say the second one was the El Brujo? And what's on that?

Because you're so nice. The garlic smash. This is supposed to be fun, Jake. You're making it unfun. The garlic smash burger. I'm all on that one. Then that's the one that I think is second. Okay, so you believe the third one by process of elimination is the proudly serving burger, the Big Matt?

Yes. I'll do it in order of the thing, which would be weird that you didn't mix them up. Right. So you're saying it would be weird if Johnny came in and put them in the exact order that we described them on the air? I mean, he'd be dumb enough to do that. Yeah. Well, shockingly, that's exactly... what happened. Johnny did not

in any way, shape, or form... These are already here. Johnny, you gotta rearrange the goddamn order because you gave it to him in the exact... You're not blaming this on me, you fool. You gave it to him in the exact order we described him. There was no mixing up. It's Jake. He's like an animal. His nose knows stuff. Forget it. Give Jake the goddamn hamburger.

Stupid segment's over. Yeah, Clyde's going to Arizona. Yeah! I'm going to Buc-ee's, baby. Alright, so SoCal Burger Week is on. Jake, we'll go ahead and have your celebratory bite. Enjoy all your burgers. Oh, wow, these look awesome. You gotta take a break. That was good how we really rearranged the order on that. Real shell game going on there,

huh? Let's just give them to him in the order the client describes them. Man, we're not good at stuff here. It was easy to follow along. So easy. We've got to take ourselves a quick break. You can watch along on YouTube right now as Jake is salivating eating burgers, and I'll be back after this.

I hear it, Lord. Hey, Rock. We are Client Alley Show. We'll find out what's happening in the world together. We can do that in a moment. If you need us, 800-520-1067 for you to interact with the show. Lots to give you today the bribery continues of course we uh like to bribe you to listen to the show because let's be honest our our personalities are not enough to keep you locked in for the next few hours here on k-rock although there are quite a few messages on the goat line that have a lot of questions new

listeners old listeners and let's go ahead and start with solving a mystery that we've never addressed on guys so uh kind of a new listener to the show um but i'm catching up on some of the older episodes. I listened to the one earlier today that Ali's wife, where she was picking up the tapping again, and I heard it say

that there was going to be some recital in June. Well, we're towards the end of June, and I may have missed it, but also... Before we get to the also in his message, Ali, your wife was supposed to do some sort of a tap dancing recital. It got canceled because of lack of

interest and also because no one wanted to pay for the costumes and for the venue and it was going to be really far in Ventura and nobody wanted to drive there. The only thing sadder than a grown ass woman rediscovering her love of tap dancing is the fact that there was not enough interest to actually share

this gift with the world. She's really upset about it, you guys. And then her two tap classes have actually been cancelled because nobody wants to go anymore. Now she's really depressed and I don't know what to do. Let's throw a party! She'll just walk in and see her tapping alone in the garage and stuff? She doesn't like tapping in the garage.

She wants to tap in a studio. Is it like a sad tap now? Yeah. There's no pep in her step? It's just nothing worse than sad tapping. Just her wearing the tap shoes to the refrigerator for one of those sad snacks.

Anyway, hopefully that answers your question, sir. Also, Jake, Bucky's is a gas station. Just go to one and it'll change your life. I've actually been to one I'm the only person on the show who's been to one Only person who doesn't know what Bucky's is, is Jake

Let's get into this, your news Then a brand new hour of the show can officially begin Good morning Grab your Adderall, it's time for ADD News Here's a name you don't hear much anymore Clive It's without a doubt an old person name And Clive Davis, one of the biggest names in all of music

Died yesterday, he was 94 No cause of death given, but I don't think we really need all that I feel like when you're over 90, unless it's murder Let's just save ourselves the time. Maybe she heard Katie's tapping. She's like, oh, my God, this is so sad. Yeah, that's it.

Clive Davis? Game over. Clive would have signed Katie. Yeah, right. So he was obviously one of the most well-known record producers of all time. He signed Earth, Wind & Fire, Aerosmith, The Grateful Dead, Kenny G, Alicia Keys, Aretha Franklin, Milli Vanilli, Ace of Bass, LFO, all of the classics. Yeah, there we go.

There's Kenny G. He signed that guy and was like, you're going to be big. There'd be no hold music. There'd be no hold music. He'd just be sitting on hold in silence. That guy also, I think, started a huge long hair for men trend. Oh, he did? Kenny G.

Oh, Kenny G. I thought you were saying Clive. I'm like, I think that guy's been bald forever. No, no, that guy was bald for a long time. He also helped Diddy create Bad Boy Records, which only went well. He was also fired from Columbia Records for providing drugs to artists and DJs. as part of a payola scam. Those were the good old days.

That's the whole reason we got into this stupid business. Finally got into this business, and then they go, oh, that whole reason you wanted to get here for the free drugs and whores? We don't do that anymore. It's sad because you get into radio, and then everyone tells you, oh, you know, I remember when this guy came in here with a briefcase of cocaine, and he put it on the desk and said, will you play my record? And they said, absolutely.

And that's how things went back then. You're all so effed up, and you're like, why are you? I think our boss went through a phase where he was getting a new Porsche every year. A new Porsche. He got a new Porsche, I think, for five years in a row. And a new assistant, by the way. I think that was cool, too, to just fiddle your assistant. Every year.

God, we missed the good days, didn't we? Damn, we sure did. It was part of the plugola. Oh, man, that's right. Here's somebody who's not having a funner summer, the guy who got stuck in a porta potty in Fresno for 20 minutes after diving in to retrieve his sunglasses. First responders rescuing a man trapped in a vault toilet near Shaver Lake.

Shaver Lake is a terrible name for a lake, by the way, especially if it's located in Fresno. A lot of loose hair in that lake. The whole thing, starting when the man dropped his glasses in a toilet. That's right, a toilet. Instead of letting them go, they say he tried getting them back before falling in. And we mean all the way in. Via Spanish translator, they advised that the subject had fallen into the chemical storage tank. The guy only spoke Spanish.

They had to use a translator while he was stuck in the porta pot. Do you need a translator for that? Yeah, yeah. Caca, caca. What is he saying? We need to get a translator in here. Ayuda. Ayuda me.

Our personnel responded. We were able to safely get him out, decontaminate him. The sheriff's office says he was in there for 10 to 15 minutes, and we're still working to find out whether the man got his glasses back. Who cares about that part of the story? We're still waiting. That's okay. We'll let those go.

But if you think your day is not off to a good start or maybe this is not the week you were hoping it would be, at least you're not the guy that spent 20 minutes face down in a port-a-potty. Because you were retrieving sunglasses, not even a phone. That is the only thing that I would instinctively reach for in that scenario. If I lost my sunglasses, who cares? Even if they were expensive, just let it go, man. I mean, your phone, at least, that's got all your data. There's a lot of problems that are associated with that.

I've had my kid in a port-a-potty before and I thought about, I'm just moving on. Let's make another one. We don't need this. Make another one. I don't want to be that guy face first at a port-a-potty. No way. There are a lot of pissed off middle-aged women today because they feel very betrayed by Bed Bath & Beyond. It was their go-to spot for all their discounted toilet cleaners.

But they closed down and they told everybody, even during the liquidation sale, even during the last couple of weeks, we will not accept your expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupons. Just throw them in the trash. People who had dozens, hundreds of Bed Bath & Beyond coupons, They all finally got rid of them when all the Bed Bath & Beyonds closed down. My mom had a folder, and she kept it in a drawer. The only thing in that drawer was just Bed Bath & Beyond coupons that she had been collecting for years. And nobody ever used them, which is the problem.

That's part of why they closed down. But now they are reopening as a co-branded, like, hybrid store with the container store. There's a couple of them opening up in California. There's Costa Mesa in L.A. and Century City. Those are going to be opening up very soon if they're not open already. And they are doing a contest where they are not only taking your Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons that are expired. If they can find the oldest coupon, they will give that person $100,000. So they are on the hunt now for the oldest Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon.

And now all the ladies that threw away their Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons are so pissed because they were told these aren't of use anymore. Just get rid of them. They finally got rid of that pack in the drawer, and now they're saying, get them back out, use them. Not only are they good, they could win you $100,000. I'm not kidding, Allie. I think my mom may have it. I'm not even kidding. She never threw them away?

Are you sure? I don't know. I feel like she's the type of person that would be about to throw them away and be like, I'm going to hold on to these for a rainy day. The oldest Bed Bath & Beyond coupon is worth how much? $100,000? One lucky entrant will receive a $100,000 home transformation. I mean, this would be crazy because I promise you she has ones in there from like the 90s. I don't know if that's old enough.

I don't know. When did even Bed, Bath & Beyond start? I'm talking 1890s. She's got old-ass coupons in there. No, she's not there. She's not there. I'm going to leave a message. She screens my calls now.

She does? Mom, do not throw out your Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons. They could be worth $100,000. This is a serious call. I know you don't take my calls anymore. This isn't a prank. This is not a prank for the first time ever in our relationship. These coupons, that drawer you have in the kitchen that you say stay out of,

that's my Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon drawer, could finally be worth something. So listen closely. Look it up on the internets. Also, have you seen your son's neck? It's huge. Okay, all right. Goodbye, Omar. Thank you.

Goodbye. All right, thank you, Mom. Did you love your son three noses ago? Okay, goodbye. What a lovely message. I'm sure she'll really appreciate that when she gets back from her morning walk. She'll appreciate it when she's rich. Yeah, when she's rich with that $100,000 Bed Bath & Beyond room.

It's going to be great. All right, anyway, we've got a decent hour to get into, believe it or not. We will get into it in moments.