Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Jake's Dating Profile Update, Giving Up Tings for a Pregnancy and MORE

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

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Recovery Monday, Summer Monday will make it worth your while this hour. We get you into a festival. I know a lot of people are calling right now. But don't waste your time. We will have those tickets for you coming up a little bit later this hour with a topic called Pregnancy by Proxy. Things that you are doing or not doing because maybe you have a pregnant person in your life that is asking you to adjust your cigarette intake or your turkey intake. Are you pregnant in solidarity? Did you do any of that stuff when your wife was pregnant?

Well, the problem I did when my wife was pregnant is that she would never know what she was in the mood for, so she would order like four or five different things, and then it would show up, and all of it would make her nauseous, and I would go like, well, I guess I'm eating all of this. Oh, so you got fat by proxy. Oh, yeah. I mean, as I said, I put on a ton of weight,

And it was basically because of food that we would get. And then she would be literally sitting in a restaurant. She would say, that looks good. We'd order it. And about the time it arrived, she'd say, I think I'm going to throw up. And I was like, I guess I'll eat that too. I'll put it on a breakfast, cook the breakfast, bring it here. And by the time it's time to eat it, I find it disgusting.

So that's a part of the stuff I did. And then, yeah, there was other things. Did you drink? You drank and she didn't? I drank. Yeah, I drank. I drank for two. So this time, Katie is not drinking.

Wow. And your wife's got a problem. Right? Well, she loves drinking. Yeah. I mean, I've seen her get after it before, and I've seen her get it. I remember the time she knocked over that candle, and she said, bartender, whiskey. Yeah, yeah.

She usually collects everyone's drink tickets throughout the night, and then she uses them all for herself. But there was another friend of mine who's also pregnant, just as far along as I am, and the guy is also not doing sushi. And I was like, that sucks. Like, how far do you have to go to be in solidarity? Right. And then on the flip side, you know, maybe you've got to convince the pregnant person, come on, a little glass of wine is not going to hurt. A puff of weed is not going to hurt anyone.

Yeah, did you break the rules? Right, so we'll get into that coming up later this hour, and that can score you these tickets to go to Hangout in Santa Monica at this new music festival. We'll have those tickets for you this hour and next hour. Allie, if you remember on Friday we played a message, and you called this person a pervert. Hey, Quine, when Ellie's masturbating down the freeway, it's not the 101. One. It's a one.

Oh, one. Oh, oh, oh. Ellie, you're looking hot anyways. Love the show. Bye. Remember, we played that message and you called that guy a pervert. Do you remember that? Did I say specifically pervert?

Yes, you called him a pervert. Well, he was not happy that you called him a pervert. Got it. And he just called back to say this to you. Hi, Clay and Ellie. This is Corona Kenny. And Friday, you played a clip of mine about Ellie driving down the freeway on the 101. You called it pervy.

How can you call that pervy? She's the one masturbating on the 101, I'm the pervy one. Yeah, so why is he the pervert if you're the one who's self-pleasuring while driving on the 101? I'm sorry, Corona Kenny. I must have been wrong about you being a pervert. How do we not know that we had a Corona Kenny listening to this show? Nickname he gave himself or given to him by others? If you'd like to go ahead and give your public apology to Corona Kenny, you have 12 seconds to do it.

I'm going to double down. Okay. Come at me, perv. all right you hear them you hear that corona kenny and fighting words from the freeway masturbators dating is tough and if you are on the apps you're probably off the apps because you say there's nothing good here anymore and you're gonna go old-fashioned try to find someone in real life but everyone's weird and smells funny so then you go i don't know i feel like i'm just gonna be single forever it's a real feeling and a lot of people have it and i feel

like dating now is probably more difficult than ever before and definitely more frustrating very frustrating. It seems like there's so many options to meet people, but everyone you're meeting feels like it's just a bunch of collections or rejects. I think that everyone just tries to move away and find a place that's not full of just a bunch of gross hookups. Right. And then it's like, oh, I'll get

off of Tinder and I'll go to LinkedIn. Okay, now that's for gross hookups. Now I'm going to go back to Facebook. Okay, that's not for gross hookups. Alright, now I'm going to join a running group. Now that's gross hookups. Gross hookups. And then you just kind of keep bouncing around. A bunch of people show up at these running clubs now. They're not even dressed for running. They just want to meet people quickly gay clubs oh great oh no bunch of gross weirdos but jake is trying something unorthodox

he's letting his dating profile completely go into the hands of ali and vanessa and then also postmaster johnny and i believe they've got him on two different apps now yeah because we decided to throw his dating profile out the window it was a lot of red flags in it and i get it was honest brutally honest but you want to pump yourself up a little bit it's like a resume for you you know You want to lead with the hits. Yeah, but you don't want to also set the expectations so high that you're instantly going to be a disappointment when you first meet. Yeah, but you want people to get your foot in the door first, right? So Vanessa and I came up with a dating profile.

We feel good about it. And Johnny came up with his dating profile for Jake, which is very short and to the point. So he put both on different platforms. And Jake claims he has an update, an exciting update, which, by the way, if you keep track, when he was doing his own dating profile, dating app, he had no updates. There were zero updates. You went on one terrible date. One terrible date that was his fault. So you put these up on Friday, which is probably a very popular day of the week, I would imagine, for people to freshen up their dating profiles.

And what is the update, Jake? Well, despite your best efforts to sabotage me, because Allie's picture was like, AI, make me fat, or AI, make me shiny and gross, Bumble is where I put Allie and Vanessa's profile. Okay. And I paid for the premium subscription for a week, which was $33. But it got me 62 likes and 8 matches. What? Is that good? I think it's pretty good.

Right. Did they hear your voice when they did this or no? No, no, no. Yeah, you sounded like you got something. I'm getting better. Okay. I don't know, dude. You're sounding like you're morphing into Moist Joyce.

That might be true. That cricket's really destroying you. So you got 8 matches? 62 likes and eight matches, yeah. And from those matches, now what happens from that? Now it's just conversation and maybe a meetup. Back to nothing. But you got the matches, and that's better than you were.

So were you on Bumble before? That's where I met my ex, yeah. And you don't think that when you pay money for that, they give you a few freebie likes just to make it feel like you're getting your money's worth because they knew you signed up for the weekly plan? No, no, no, I don't care. It made me feel good. Yeah. And have you had any actual back and forth with any of the matches yet?

Yeah, a bunch. And any plans moving forward? There is a plan, a tentative plan to maybe watch a Dodger game today with the lady. But we'll see. Perfect. See, you start with something that's easy for people to grasp, like a baseball game. Not like a weird rock show. Is the deal she has to go to your bar, though?

Yeah, probably, yeah. Wait, are you taking her to the stadium or are you going to a bar? No, she just said she's going to take her to his bar. Oh, they're out of town and playing Philly. Come on, man. So it's going to be come to my bar that's convenient for me. You know, that's going to be such a red flag because you're going to have Moist Joyce walk up. I'm like, Jake, wake up!

And then, hey, bar buddy Bob, what's up? And then just all of your weird bar friends are going to be. That makes me comfortable. No, because then they're going to, she's going to immediately go, this is a weird bar fly who spends all of his time at this bar, you know, and he doesn't have a life outside of it. Jake, would you like to have each of us come up to you, not as co-workers, but as like, hey, that's the guy who saved my life. High five. That would be amazing. Or I can walk up and be like, you gave me the best pleasure of my life, and then you left.

I'm still trembling from that orgasm you gave me years ago. Thank you, Jake. Yes, client, please say that. That would be great. Just please go to one bar over. Just go to a more neutral place. I'm open to it. We'll find out.

Okay. So that's the only thing that's coming from it is just a possible date today? Al, you sure you don't want him to get approached by this guy? Oh, greetings, goat lime. This is bar buddy Bob. I just want to tell everybody out there how important the climb in Alley Deodorant is. Okay, great. You don't want that guy approaching Jake when he's on his first date with you?

You don't want that conversation right next to a new person? That could hurt. All right. I don't think so. How many likes did you get from Johnny's profile? You won't believe this. Johnny's Tinder profile and I paid again

for a week premium that was $18.99. I only got two likes and one was a guy. That sounds like Johnny's done his magic. Actually, the most promising I got was

kind of a hookup from our Instagram post from a lady who said, yes, I'm very single and you would absolutely love me. I collect dead animals, catch reptiles, and have a ton of DMT.

and I'm a great F in time. Cool. And so I'm going to message her again and see if we can't connect. Sounds like you already did all the DMT. That's not what happened. All right. I'm hearing your throat.

Yeah, we hear it, dude. All right, well, congratulations. Oh, she catches lizards. That's right up your alley. Hey, listen, congrats to everyone who took advantage. And those are more likes than you've ever received on yourself, your own profile. So our experiment here with Allie and Vanessa and Johnny

all proved to be positive for you. Well, the Tinder one wasn't so great. That sounds like your wife, man. She collects dead animals. That was from Instagram. Oh, yeah. Even better, man. Johnny, you've got to listen to the show a little more.

We've got to take a break. We'll be right back. When we return, your chance to share with us your stories. Pregnant, what is something that you gave up? You were not pregnant, but the someone in your life was, and as a result, you were forced to give things up. Pregnant in solidarity. Pregnant in solidarity.

There's a big conversation in my house right now. What should be given up? We'll make it worth your while by getting you into a festival in September in Santa Monica with the Killers and Jack White and Sublime and many others. And that will be all worth it. So maybe you gave up some sushi, but you're going to go to a great show. Give us your call. We'll get you on the air next. 800-520-1067.

That is now. Hey, Rock Line Alley Show. If you're pregnant, there's a lot of cool stuff that happens, I guess. You get to grow a life inside of you, and you get to hold that over your significant other's face for the rest of their entire lives. You don't even know what it's like. and then we say things like it was only nine months and you go it's 10 months 10 months 40 weeks you guys think nine a man doctor said that and my mom he's never been the same never been the same but uh as you know if you are with someone who's pregnant it's also a sacrifice

as well because maybe you have to be pregnant by proxy you've got to make some sacrifices or you have to figure out ways to sneak sushi behind their back yeah and this just brought up the conversation of what do you do in solidarity if anything because the first time i don't think Katie really cared. There was not really any kind of change in her diet, her drinking habits, nothing really. This time around, she's cleaned up her act a little bit. And even yesterday when we were all deciding what to get for lunch, there was Jersey Mike's was on the table. Technically, they discourage you eating deli meat.

And I was like, man, I'm the one like, but I'm not going to expect anybody to change just for me and decide, hey, we're going to go with something else just because I'm not eating the deli meat. I will figure it out. You guys enjoy yourselves. Well, let me ask you some things. Can you do slip and slides or no? Is that out? Not with like a water park. When we went to Wild Rivers, I didn't go on any of the rides.

You couldn't do the rides. I think when you're like slipping and sliding around, it's not good. Like it can jolt. Trampoline, probably no good. Probably no good. What about Omar's favorite activity of ziplining? I don't think I would zipline, no. You don't think you could zipline?

I think you could zip. I guess I'd have to ask my doctor. You're just in a harness and then you zip down. We're going to give you a list of things to ask your doctor later and they will include ziplining. I actually do have a phone appointment today. So give me your list of questions. Yeah, I mean, I think zipping sounds probably fine, I would think, of all of them. I know that they always go extra, you know, let's err on the side of caution,

that if the zip line goes a little too fast and you go, you know, belly first into a tree, that's not a good thing. Yeah, I think it's just a riskier thing. But I think if you're plummeting down at a very fast pace, like they say, just don't go on roller coasters, and that's kind of the same effect, right? Can't you do roller coasters that don't have loopy loops? Couldn't you just do like a... I could do Soarin'. i could do goofy sky school i bet you probably can't though i mean i don't know because they

do have the i have seen those signs when you get on those rides that say you know most of us avoid them or ignore them because they're they talk about but if you're pregnant you probably should not do this but if we go to disneyland am i expecting katie to not ride space mountain because i can't ride space mountain how how far are you expecting your partner to go all right let's go let's figure this out we have tickets to give away so maybe you gave up something for someone else's pregnancy as a result uh maybe we give you something and that would be tickets to go to a brand new festival just announced in santa monica with the killers jack white sublime and more of course it's called the ocean way festival what's up uh james oh man what's up guys sweet

divots what'd you give up i i had to give up dairy among a lot of other things like the deli was hard alcohol is hard sushi is hard but man dairy dairy rules the world around us and why did you have to give up dairy well it there was there was just like she would she loves loves cheese and all of that and like it just gave her so much pain when she was when she was pregnant and thereafter it was so now did she like i i you know had to finish maybe some string cheeses here and there but like man it was it was so bad for her i just felt i know the soft cheese they're a big uh big fan of no soft cheeses they love the whole no brie no yeah because of they but that's a whole pasteurization thing it's like yeah but i think all cheese in america

is pasteurized i don't know how much it really matters but the fact that you did were you asked to do like did your wife ask you to do those things or you volunteered to give up all those things she she didn't ask but i but i i volunteered just because like she she loved it so much and and i kind of like i'm the the cook of our household so like if if like i was making pizza or something like they just came out with that like diet cheese and it was just oh god abort abort well and then when we were in hawaii we went to a sushi truck and i had to get like a cooked shrimp thing right katie got like this incredible you know raw fish roll and she's not only eating it in front of me but saying i think this is the best sushi i've ever had omar get your finger

ready on the sound effects nicole good morning on k rock hi hi good morning what did you uh you gave up something when you were pregnant no my sister is currently pregnant um i live with her so i have to give up eggs because she can't stand the smell oh you you you have to give up eating any eggs which is the in any form cornerstone of all breakfast right she can't smell the smell of it and so that's it now eggs are out for you basically and i tried to compromise with her, I said, fine, I'll buy the hard-boiled ones, the pre-cooked ones that kind of taste like rubber, because

at least I won't be cooking them. She said, no, they make the fridge smell like eggs. No, she's not lying. They make the fridge smell like eggs. Yeah, yeah. She just, she has a very sensitive nose. Yes. Well, eggs are a polarizing one, I have to say. It's like, one day I'm like, yes, and then the next

day I'm like, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted or smelled. But this is interesting compared to the first guy. The first guy said the cheese physically gave her pain. so she couldn't eat it while pregnant, so he gave it up. This is just an aversion to the smell. This is just a smell thing. She could actually eat it.

Nothing wrong with eating eggs. Eat all the eggs you want as long as they're not, quote, under-runny or whatever they say. You want to make sure they're cooked, but she doesn't like the smell, so the smell is making her so nauseous that now the sister who lives with her has to give up eggs by proxy because she's in the relationship. That's a major food to eliminate from your diet. And a major sound effect that we can't play. Imagine, I wonder if our sister has a problem with that sound.

And probably the most versatile food, period. uh denise this is well hold on hey good morning you're on k-rock we're talking about the things you gave up because someone else in your life was pregnant and we'll make it worth your while by giving you tickets to a festival what's up denise hi yeah um i had to give up coffee for my mother which was very ironic because she was kind of the one that introduced it to me and then she got pregnant and you know i tried to still make my own cup and whatever but Like, the scent, like, the smell. She was like, you know, this is not fair.

I had to start getting my coffees on my own, but then, like, secretly brush my teeth. And, like, so she doesn't get a whiff of it on me. Are you doing coffee? I learned it from watching you, Mom. Wait, Allie, you're not allowed to have coffee when pregnant? You usually limit your caffeine intake, but I know a lot of women that still have some coffee. But a lot of women don't want to drink it because of nausea, because they're disgusted by it. So, this woman who lives, her mom doesn't like the smell of coffee, so she can't have her coffee.

Of all the things we've brought up so far, that's... That's the most essential. How do you give up? I mean, it's a daily drug. It's your regular daily drug every single morning. How can you give that up? And not even for a significant other, for your mom. There's something so crazy about the idea, too, that if you're a pregnant woman and you're more tired anyway because you're growing a life inside of you...

You're not having the coffee. That they also say that you can't have things that would make you more awake, like meth or coffee. It's just crazy. It's just, yeah, it's sadistic. Jason on KROQ, you gave it up to accommodate a pregnant person. What's up? Yeah, we were in Honduras on vacation. We specifically went to Honduras to go scuba diving.

And the thought, concept of being on a boat made my wife nauseous. So we literally didn't dive the entire five days we were in Honduras. We took the entire vacation to sit in the hotel room because the boat made her feel nauseous thinking about it. Did you bring your own stuff with you, too? Like you packed a wetsuit for the trip and everything? Second skin, no wetsuit, full BC, full computer fins, mask, snorkel, weight belt. Just all sat in the hotel room. Wow.

You've got like an oxygen tank in the carry-on. Whole trip planned just sitting in the hotel room. Just staring at your flippers. Where are my flippers? Down in the lobby, I guess. That does suck. That sucks, too. Because that's not even affecting your daily life.

That's your whole vacation. That's the whole reason you went to that location. She was probably excited about doing it until she found out she was pregnant, and then it just happened to hit. And by the way, one week later, she could have said, I got no problem with the boat concept. Oh, yeah, then she's after the 13 weeks. She's happy, ready to go diving. Hey, Chad, I'm K-Rock. Good morning.

Things you gave up while someone in your life was pregnant. Allie's pregnant right now. She hasn't asked us to give up stuff. No, I wouldn't expect that. But I do ask you every day if I do bring food in the studio, hey, does this smell bad for you? Yeah, and I appreciate you asking. And the answer is I don't know. I won't know until you're eating it.

Hey, Chad, what's up? Chad, going once, going twice. Hello? Oh, man, under the wire. What's up, Chad? Hey. What'd you give up, personality? You're doing great, Chad.

I gave up two-word sentences. I like I gave up candy. Cool. That sounds really tough for you. Worst caller of the day. Let me say hi to Mike. Okay, Mike, good morning. You're on KROQ.

Hi. So I don't know if Allie's taken her digestional diabetes test yet, but my wife tested positive with our son, and so she removed all sugary food. So that meant my cereal in the morning, my candy stash, everything else was removed from the house so that she wouldn't eat it as well. But that just made me stop off on the way home from work and, like, pound Twinkies and donuts before I got home.

Good man. I like that. That's how you fight through. You just cheat on her in the car. Just pounding Twinkies in the car. 323 said they gave up sex for the entire pregnancy. Wait a minute. Hold on.

That may be one of these calls here. That's a tough one to give. The whole time? I feel like I thought, don't you hit a trimester where you're super horny? Yeah, there were a couple of waves of it, but, like, right now I'm in the point where that is the last thing on my mind. It is? Oh, my God.

I feel terrible. Always the first thing on my mind. It's the last thing I think about. Nothing is, you're not horny. Nothing is horny right now making you horny. Nothing is horny. If I did have sex, it would probably happen very quickly. Like, because there's so much nerve, you know, there's so much blood flow and stuff.

But as bad as I feel, as bloated as I feel, as tired as I feel, absolutely not. No, I'm not into it anymore. You've also rooted for me just now. So thank you for that description. You're welcome. Well, we've heard from a lot of people. There's a lot more people that like to share the things they've given up, the real heroes to accommodate the pregnant people in their lives.

Of all of the stories we just heard, and there are so, oh, here's, hold on, here's the person that gave up sex. Hold on one second. And then, hey, Susie? Hi. No sex for the entire pregnancy? Well, that too. That wasn't what I texted about.

Oh, that wasn't? What did you text about? i uh well i didn't have to give him a thing my husband didn't give up anything but he gained a bunch of weight because i was really sick the whole pregnancy and i could only eat by watching someone eat and i could only eat a little bit at a time so he literally ate like five meals wait you could only eat when you were watching someone else eat yeah i had hyperemesis gravidarum which meant i threw up the whole nine months and I lost so much weight because of it.

Oh, there's Hallie's horny again. Oh, wow. Keep going. So you had to watch someone else eat so you could eat. So how fat did you make your husband during this time? I think he gained, like, more than 60 pounds, and I lost more. 60 pounds. Did he lose it after you had the baby, or he still has that weight?

It took a couple years. Is that a truck backing up, or is that your boyfriend? That's her husband. Her husband's out in the room right now. Let me check, honey. We heard a lot of stories. One of these people's got to get rewarded with tickets to this festival. Oh, it's the candy guy.

It's the candy guy. We'll come back with that next. Hey, Rob, finally show. All right, listen, we talked to a lot of people. There were a lot of things that were given up to accommodate pregnant people. Someone said it's ironic that you guys are giving away the tickets to the people that gave up cheese and not the pregnant women that had to carry the babies the entire time. Oh, man, you had to give up eggs?

I feel so bad. But, listen, there's been some funny stories here. We appreciate that. So you gave up something. Let's give you something. Yeah, and take your pregnant wife to the show. Yeah, or maybe you've got a kid now. Who knows?

Jason, we heard a lot of stories, and a lot of them involve food. But you had to cancel. Excuse me. You didn't cancel. You went on this trip, but you were not able to go on the boat. So you just sat in your hotel room for a week and looked at your scuba gear to accommodate your pregnant wife who did not want to go on a boat. And we say to you, congratulations. You're going to be at the first ever festival happening in Santa Monica featuring the Killers, Jack White, and Sublime.

It's called Ocean Way, and you're as good as in, all right? Great, guys. Thank you very much. And I will take her with me. Okay, good. Okay, great. Take your scuba gear, too. You're right by the ocean.

I would love it if you wore your scuba gear and went to that show. It would make us very happy, please. If you could, that'd be great. All right. His goggles are all fogging up. Think about it. Yeah, please. Constantly falling over, stupid flippers.

We have more of those tickets for you coming up next hour. So if you didn't win or you don't have a story that fit with what we were looking for, don't worry. We have another pair of tickets for you to go see all those bands at Ocean Way Festival happening on the beach at Santa Monica on September 26th. You can win those tickets all week from 9 a.m. through 6 p.m. And that includes next hour with us right here on KROQ. We take a super quick break. We're back with some ADD news. And then we have another hour of the show to get into and lots of tickets to give you.

And it's all after this. Hey, guys. Sweet Bibbits. So I just wanted to give you guys a little shout-out today. I wanted to say that soundbite that you guys added at the end of each episode now of Vanessa going, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That is spot on. That is great. Please don't ever change it.

Please don't remove it. It's the best. Hell yeah. Happy Friday, y'all. Hope you have a great weekend. Later. I am a fan of the addition of Vanessa thanking the ladies and gentlemen for listening to the show. Just the one gentleman.

Just the one gentleman out there. We get into your news now that a brand-new hour of the show can officially begin. If you need us in any way, shape, or form, you can do a couple things. Use the text line. Use the phone lines, 800-520-1067. Or you can slide in the DMs. Or if you want to join in on the conversation that is happening as we're streaming live on YouTube, you can go find us there at KROQ's YouTube.

Lots of ways to get involved or just sit back and wait for your chance to call and win. And right now, let's find out what's happening in the world together. Grab your Adderall. it's time for add news well it is the biggest live action movie debut of the year the odyssey may have cost 250 million dollars to make but they made it all back in one weekend at least globally made 124 million dollars over the weekend domestically but twice that across the globe and they say it has disproven the go woke go broke theory that if you try to get all wokey with casting it'll tank the movie experts are saying that it's not necessarily a historically accurate

movie and it had i mean as far as the text goes and it's being purposely dumbed down for 2026 audiences but that's exactly why it's succeeding and not only that it has turned into a 24-hour experience people are staying up all night to watch this movie many movie theaters are staying open all night doing 1 a.m 2 a.m and 6 a.m showings in imax and otherwise playing it as many times as They possibly can on a loop, and that's the schedule for the next four weeks because they think the demand is going to stay for that long. There's a couple of changes that are happening to movies as a result of this, and I even saw that there were some theaters that were contemplating pausing the movie halfway through

so that everyone in the theater could take a bathroom break together. Well, if you're going to do that, you have to have a vote. If everyone wants to keep going, then they need to keep going. I hate waiting for somebody else to go to the bathroom. But imagine them adding an intermission into the middle of a movie. They're bringing back intermissions. That's a crazy concept because people that are going, I want to see it, but I don't know, three hours drinking that giant bucket of soda, that's going to be tough.

I don't know. I just feel like, yes, I mean, growing up in the theater, of course, I'm used to an intermission. However, there's always somebody that will abuse the intermission. That's on them then. Yeah, that's on them. That's terrible. Don't do that at all. Yeah, Johnny went to it over the weekend.

He said he was able to hold his Wii. It was the greatest movie ever, and the only people leaving to use the restroom were the middle-aged old guys, which, understandably, they have bladder issues. They're like, come on, hold it. Come on, you can do it. I was like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I was like, keep your ass out of here. Don't come back, bro.

Once again, rock pants, not just for theaters. That's like a great vibe. Rock pants, baby, I'm telling you. We talk about how these rock pants are just for concerts. You don't miss your favorite bands, but couldn't you throw on a pair of rock pants and enjoy the odyssey in theaters? Why not just put toilets in the seats?

They've got enough stuff tricked out those seats now. They recline. They have little heaters built in. some of them massage you? Why don't some of them just open up into a little toilet? You didn't see it, did you? No. Omar, you see it? No, I did not. It's on my list. I will see it eventually.

We should all go take a field trip and see it together. I just don't think I can hire a babysitter for that long. I know. If I see a movie, I'm like, I think I need two hours tops. Yeah, pay overtime. Yeah, exactly. Heavy TV watching, speaking of watching a lot of screens,

has been associated now with smaller brain structures, according to a new study and it is that theory that tv will rot your brain it has actually kind of been proven true with this new study they said that the people who reported to watching tv very often later exhibited reduced volume in certain areas of the brain mainly associated with memory what is wrong with your brain so they said that it will also increase it'll age you faster increase your stroke risk and it will have a faster cognitive decline which could lead to dementia That's not our fault.

And they said it's worse with men. Shows have gotten better. I mean, not that soccer game was a bore, but I mean, for the most part, shows have gotten better. So, of course, we're going to have cognitive decline. I did feel myself cognitive declining during the finals of the World Cup. Well, yeah, that was just insufferable. But it seems like now we're able to sit for longer. Like, you know, Johnny said, everyone's able to sit through that movie without going to the bathroom for the most part.

Everyone can sit and watch for a longer period where more people needed breaks, you know, 20, 30 years ago because people weren't used to watching so much TV. And just the concept that in general, if you're watching shows that have built-in commercial breaks, you'd get up, you'd walk around a little bit, you'd have maybe a conversation. Whereas now, you could stream a show that's got nine seasons and you could really find yourself not having to leave the couch for eight hours. Oh, you'd get bed sores. Great. There's no reason to leave the couch anymore. The ultimate compliment to a show is that I got bed sores watching this show because it means that you really were locked in.

I mean, that's a real compliment. I think so. It's a competition, and you're winning. If you were one of these people that were feeling yourself having cognitive decline during the World Cup finals yesterday, this is probably the reason why, because no one listened to this great listener of ours, Ali, that could have sped that up. Hey, what's up, guys? Sweet David.

I feel like my idea for two soccer balls in the overtime would have really spiced up this World Cup final. And you would get a lot of soccer purists and soccer nerds saying, hey, that's not real soccer. It's like, yeah, we tried real soccer for 90 minutes, and it was 0-0. And they would still watch it, and they would love it. And you'd get new fans, you know? So, yeah, that game was kind of boring and lame. Take it easy. But we all got cognitive decline as a result of it.

Also, you want to know something that happened in 3 minutes and 47 seconds? The world's fastest mile happened over the weekend. This is probably one of the most productive people. I saw that guy. And this British runner, Josh Kerr, he broke the world record for the mile time in London, three minutes and 42.66 seconds. And he beat the world record, which I believe was set in the 90s, 1999. And it was three minutes, 43.13 seconds.

So he beat it by nearly half a second. And now you got to wonder, where are we headed next? Like, how fast can humans really go? Yeah, I looked at the clip. It didn't even look like he was sprinting, but I guess he was. Yeah, but that's what runners sometimes, when you're just watching them, you're like, oh, okay, that doesn't look that hard. But then when you try and do it, like have you ever seen an idiot like me run? It looks like a real struggle.

They make it look hard because it is hard for me, but for them it looks easy. Well, congratulations. A rough weekend to accomplish things in sports because most of the focus was obviously on Spain and Messi and whatever team he's on. But the reality is that that guy is going to have himself a world record. For a long time. You can't take that away from him. Until the robots come and destroy that world record. We'll get into a brand new hour of the show in moments.

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