Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Klein's Dog Problem, Box of Shame and MORE

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

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Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your weekend. It's Friday here at K-Rock. Thanks for checking us out. If you're new to the show, you'll figure it out eventually, or you will find us annoying and you'll move on and we'll never speak again. And that's okay. But if you want to, follow along. We're on Instagram, Clown Alley Show. You can find us on TikTok as well. See some videos that are doing quite well, including Stanley from The Office. We've got the woman who slept with her brother.

A lot of stuff up there for you to check out. It's your pleasure. There's a lot of questions here on the text line for Vanessa626. Do they have Velcro, the sneakers, or do they have grown-up laces? I think they have wheels. 714 wanted to know if they light up when you step. What happened yesterday, Vanessa? I'm being serious.

You went into a regular adult store to buy shoes, and they sent you to the kids' section? I specifically went to a running shoe store, and I was like, look, I'm here for a regular running shoe. So he measured my foot, blah, blah, blah. He's like, I only have size six. And I was like, okay, well, which one from this brand does it carry my size? And then he's like, well, only the kids' one. So I was like, I'm okay with that. I need a running shoe.

I don't care. I let my pride away. So I have small feet. Who cares? Yeah, but you were cheaper because of it. But then what happened to the kids' section? Oh, the shoe color situation was terrible. Right.

It was either bright purple or bright teal. And I'm like, God damn. You just want grown-up colors. Yeah, small. You're upset about that. You know, we talked to Brad Williams. He says he saves a ton of money because he gets all, like, the cool new, like, you know, Jordans or whatever. But he gets to buy the kid-sized ones, which are way cheaper.

So jealous of that. And usually there's, like, a lot more selection there, too. And so you would think that'd be a good thing, but you're saying they all come in different kids' colors. That's the problem, more than the size. That was the problem. It did fit me perfectly. But you know what?

I saved $70. So I'm winning. And they have Buzz Lightyear on them. What are the odds that we go into a shoe song after all of that, huh? Oh. It's almost like we planned it. All right, this hour we'll get you into not one, not two, not three, but the next four shows happening here at KROQ.

That includes Fontaine's DC, The Paradox, and more. so be ready to win your way into those shows coming up later this hour. Plus, your box of shame is next. Just when you thought you were in a good mood because the weekend is here, we have the box of shame, our deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets, and one of us will be forced to explain ourselves. So here we go. The box.

What's in the box? Of shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. there's one thing in the box of shame that i put in probably two weeks ago and i am dreading pulling it out it will be by far my most shameful secret ever can i know what it's regarding no because i hope it never gets pulled out i mean there's some in here that i think have been in

here for over a couple years now we haven't pulled so it's hard to tell which one we pull out if it'll be a new one an old one another one of self-pleasuring oh yeah self-pleasure That's a lot of yours. Is there another one of you pretending you're deaf to scam old people? That's what I forgot about. I didn't pretend I was deaf to scam old people. I pretended I was deaf to get out of a timeshare presentation thing. Oh, okay.

What did you do to old people to scam old people? I don't think I scammed old people. No, you scammed an old person to buy a beard, didn't you? Yeah, but that was when I was younger, much younger. It was a different time, but it was okay. This person, not me. When you were deaf, how did that sound? Wow that's a bad impression

They didn't ask a lot of follow up questions But they did not have a I think Klein was just pointing to his ear I'll be honest because it's Boxer's shame I did do deaf voice But then they said that I could leave And I got the trip As you know if you go on a trip

They're expensive If you go and agree to sit through the three-hour timeshare thing. They are bad. I've done that before. They're cheaper, but a nice loophole is that a lot of times they don't have a, you know, they don't have one that is ADA approved or whatever. I don't know if ADA is the right group, but whatever. And so if you just go, they will say, oh, I'm sorry, you can go.

Omar, I expect to hear this in the weekend song by the end of the show. By the way, this was so many years ago, and I saved a lot of money. Well, because you got to take advantage of the free thing without having to sit through the hour of the presentation. That's pretty great. I want to say it would have been like a $2,000 trip that I think I paid like $300 for or something. Yeah, because I did that one time where I was supposed to get a free cruise,

and I was worn down. I didn't end up buying anything, but I ended up not doing the cruise because I was like, I can't do this, and that's me. And they tell you, if you don't sit through the timeshare thing, They'll bang you out for the full cost, the rack rate, everything. Like, no discount, no nothing. Like, if you don't do it, they're like, you will get hit with, because I think you have to put your credit card up,

and they'll be like, this will turn from being $300 into being like $2,000, like that. So what's on that piece of paper? It's not that. Thank God. And by the way, that was years ago. I can't believe we're even talking about that still. I'll pretend next time. I'm signing about it.

Next time you bring it up, Omar, I'm going to pretend I can't hear you. Okay. Can't wait. Bring it up a lot. What does that sound like? Stop it. Can you play the gong for him? He's getting so aggressive.

Oh, God. You guys are like too confident with it. You're harassing me. Most aggressive deaf guy I've ever met. And it's also one of your better impressions. We've already talked about it. We're not bringing this up again. This person broke something valuable in a store and then hit it.

Rather than report it. Repeat it, report it. Or buy it. Or buy it. Yeah, that was me. I'll say that was me. And I think you would have done the same thing. You break it, you bought it.

That's the rules. All stores have that rule. That's not, that's just what the sign says. That's the policy. You break it, you bought it. Yeah, but if the thing is super expensive and it was an accident, what are you supposed to do? It's always an accident. We go in there like a Greek wedding.

Hoppa! Well, this is why I don't like going into stores in general, especially antique stores. my wife wanted we were walking back from a restaurant and there was an antique store that was still open i don't i thought they were supposed to close at 5 p.m but apparently it's still open she goes let's walk in here and we have our kid with us why would we be walking through an antique store when we have a four-year-old who wants to pick everything up and touch it so he picks up this it's like a ceramic like a starfish type thing and he's walking around with it, and I'm like, I don't think he should be walking

around with this. It looks really expensive. I looked on the back. There was a price tag. You know, it's written in all cursive because it's all the old people running the antique shop. That's all made up crap anyway. Yeah, but it was like $500 and something dollars. For a ceramic starfish? Yes.

$500? Because they're antiques. No, no, no. They're just crap. It's just old crap that they mark up. And if they write it in fancy cursive, then you believe them. Yeah, you sell one piece of that. walking in there and oh it's an antique store it might be worth something. I know

you're a lesbian but gay guys love antique stores and they got money. Oh my god they can't stay away. And they tell them one story like that used to belong to the Queen of England. Like we must have it. Put that in the box the same too. I'm a thousand on this right now. And what would a deaf gay guy sound like? Not answering that.

So Katie keeps saying well we need to have more unique things. I don't just want to buy dishes on Amazon or whatever. I want to have things that have personality and are one of a kind. And I'm like, you mean junk. You mean just random junk and we can find this at Goodwill. It's at an antiques shop. They basically

just put a different price tag on it. That's the major difference between Goodwill and an antiques shop is they write it in cursive instead of a neon sticker. So anyway, we are milling about the aisles and eventually I see he no longer has this starfish in his hands. And I'm like, Wesley, what did you do with the starfish?

And he says, I don't know. And I go back through another aisle and I see it on the floor broken. I don't know. That's great. You're raising them well. So I go back and I'm like, oh my God, this thing has fallen.

I mean, it works, right? And so I picked it up and there was like a rack of old moth-eaten clothes and I just put it in there. I put it in a pocket and I walked away. Oh, you put the shards of the starfish in a pocket of clothing? So that a nice old lady can try it on and cut her.

Hand open now as well? I didn't want to buy. I'm not going to spend $500 on a broken starfish. That is some shameful-ass stuff. Am I right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Too much. It's just disgusting.

The whole thing is gross. I don't even want to go home anymore, to be honest. I think I'm going to stay here this weekend. Oh, no. That's right. Me and my dog. We're going to set us both off. This puppy, I mean, I love dogs.

I've always loved dogs. They do gross things, but it's not gross because it's a dog. so it's funny when dogs lick themselves and scratch themselves and burp and that's all it's hilarious

drag your ass across the carpet it's the best there's nothing funnier in the world than a dog dragging and they may say oh it's because

it's got worms which is gross but it's still funny but I forgot about this because I got this puppy again now and it is doing this thing where it takes a dump

and then immediately turns around and tries to eat it and that is like tries or well I mean he's great at it he's very good

he's like the Joey Chestnut of Dawn picking it up after himself in some ways it is helpful but in other ways the entirety or

Yeah, he tries to, and it's quick. Like, I got to, because, you know, the whole thing is I got to, like, I'm supposed to be out. I spend my whole life now just out there watching the thing walk in circles. So the second I'm trying to train this thing to go outside, so as soon as it goes, I'm supposed to jump up with a cookie and go, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, like that, you know, real excited. You know, you got to get real excited. Wait, wait, wait. What ethnicity are we in front of there?

No wonder he's eating those crabs. If you screamed at me, I'd eat my own crab like that, too. So they say you have to do. You'll go away if you keep eating. Yeah, exactly. You have a second to give them a positive reinforcement or else they don't realize. They don't connect them. So as he's, but you don't want to freak him out in the middle of it because you've got to get him to fully go.

So I've got to wait. The one second I wait for him to finish crapping before I start jumping out with a cookie and say, good boy, good boy. He, in that second, turns around and now he's eating his crap. And I think he thinks I'm telling him, good boy for eating your own crap. I think he's all confused now. Right. So now he's like, oh, this guy loves me. I better keep eating my crap.

He doesn't want to. I did my research. Are you making me do this? And now what I have to do. You're a good boy. Yes, you are. Which is gross. I'm supposed to put meat tenderizer.

It's according to the expert. This only happens to you. I'm telling you, someone else knows what I'm talking about. I'm supposed to put meat tenderizer in his food. What is meat? Is it like a powder? Like, what is it? Yeah, it's a powder.

Meat tenderizer. Unseasoned. And then supposedly what that does is when he actually ends up crapping afterwards, it smells so bad that even he doesn't want it. And then your whole lawn is going to smell like lawn and living room and everywhere else because he's crapping everywhere. So it's a terrible situation. I'm going to.

It may be a kill shelter situation today. That's just what I'm saying. Are you doing the meat tenderizer thing? Are you going to try that? I just I just got some. I got I haven't used it yet. I got I got to start sprinkling the food now. But it sounds good.

It's gross. Yeah, try it. See how stinky you get. You need some of your stuff. I'll try it myself. Spoonful for you, spoonful for him. If you would like to win yourself access into the next four shows here at KROQ, all you have to do is call us at this exact moment, 800-520-1067.

Today we're going to do a little Johnny Doesn't Know Body. We've got different body parts that we will be mentioning, and we'll see if Johnny knows where they are on the Vanessa doll. No, you weirdo. If he's right or wrong, you could win next. K-Rock, we have a Klein Alley show entering the studios right now. A man by the name of Johnny Genius, Postmaster Johnny, is going to try to answer some questions. Easy questions.

I think most people listening will know these answers, but Johnny may or may not. And all you've got to do is predict, will he or will he not? Everyone who gets theirs right, Alley, writes your name down. And one of you will win access to the next four shows here at K-Rock. That includes Dexter of the Moon Rocks, Fontaine's D.C., The Beaches, and The Paradox. So you get to go to all the shows, and all you've got to do is predict yes or no. Johnny, how are you feeling right now? I'm feeling full of chicken.

Yeah? It was pretty good. Yeah, everyone's been eating the chicken. You weren't eating that at first. I wasn't eating it at first because I was like, that's a little too early for some tendies right now, but now I was feeling the vibes. Yeah, Jake's already started going around trying to collect his take-homes.

Oh, my God, he's so great. He's like, how many are you taking home? I'm going to fill up my plate. I'm like, well, I don't know, man. This is why I have a Tupperware for these days. Did you bring it? For these days. Hell yeah, dude, it stays here.

He has it always here in case we don't have any leftover food. Smart. Let's get into this round of Johnny Doesn't Know. Here we go. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in battle for like a while.

Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jell-O. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wiggles. All right, Johnny, you've got in front of you three different dolls. You've got the Ollie doll, you've got the Klein doll, and you've got the Vanessa doll. and I will ask you questions about body parts

and you just have to pick one of those dolls and show us where on the doll you would find the body part and explain it obviously into the microphone as well for people that are not watching on YouTube and are listening and let's see if Johnny knows where certain body parts are located.

We say good morning now to Marco in Los Angeles on line five. Marco, welcome to Johnny Doesn't Know, first contestant out of the gate. You ready to go? Let's go, sweet divots. All right, sweet divots to you. Johnny, where would you find on the human body the uvula?

Will Johnny know where the uvula is? He's looking now at the Vanessa doll. Well, you know what's crazy? This is my first time holding this doll. Yeah. Fix her hair, by the way. They gave her a rack. Yeah.

Yes, I know. Why does she have boobs? It's their huge. It's like Sidney Sweeney. Yeah. And she's white with this doll. Yeah, light skin. Marco, what do you think?

Do you think Johnny will know where the uvula is? He will not know. He will not know. All right, Johnny, you're holding a Vanessa doll now, or the Allie doll. You can pick up any of the dolls you want, and just tell us while you show us with your finger where the uvula is located. Well, these dolls don't have mouths that open, but the uvula is all the way at the back of Allie's throat.

Like, wow. That's absolutely correct. You know, I thought when he picked up both of the girl dolls that he thought only girls have uvulas. Yeah, I was convinced. We all thought he was going to go vagina. In fact, I'll tell you right now, off the air, we were talking about this before you came in here, Allie had no idea.

No, I didn't. You had no idea where the uvula was at? Allie had no idea. No, you said uvula, and I thought, well, vagina. But then once you said the throat, I was like, oh, yeah, that's what that's called. The punching bag in the back of the throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the swingy thing. The vagina of the face, the uvula, right?

Yeah, vagina of the throat. All right, we go to question number two now. Sorry, you did not predict correctly. Johnny knew that one. We said hi to Tina in orange. Hey, Tina, welcome to KROQ. Johnny doesn't know body parts. You ready for this?

Yes. Okay. Well, Johnny, know where the navel is. Yes or no? Yes. Johnny, you're holding up the Klein doll now. Yeah. Where do you believe the navel is?

Navel rhymes with nasal, but it's not the nose. So I'm going to put the Klein doll down with that one. So what good does this rhyme do? That's how Johnny remembers all body parts. Good rhyme. The navel is a place on the body that you can actually get pierced. Because I've heard it in the commercial. Tommy T's.

Yeah. You're holding up the alley doll now. You're looking at her body. You're looking at her giant face. The navel. Oh, it's the belly. It's the belly button, I think. Oh, the belly button.

Yeah, that's the correct scientific term for it, I think. All right. Hold on one second. Tina thought you would get it, and you got it. That's it, right? Hold on one second. That is correct. The navel.

You have one still, right? Yeah, they don't remove it. Sorry, right? Not the belly button. You still have a navel, right? Yeah, I think so. Chewy and Whittier, good morning. Welcome to Johnny Doesn't Know.

Hi, good morning. Will Johnny know where the frenulum is located? Yes or no? I don't know. Okay. Johnny's not going to know the frenulum. Johnny is looking at the Kleindoll right now. and Johnny, this guy doesn't think you'll know

where the frenulum is located. Damn. I've never actually heard of a frenulum. And it's not a genital either. It's not a genital. It's not in the rectum. I love how you're touching and ruling out body parts on Klein. It's so uncomfortable. I mean, I get why Vanessa hates this

because now Johnny's holding the one of me. I could make him have sex right now too if I wanted to. Johnny, no. But I'm not going to because that's weird. This guy doesn't think you'll know where the frenulum is located. I honestly can't even take like a guess because I've never heard of that.

Frenulum? Let's go with part of the rib. I think it might be part of the rib, actually. Part of the rib? Yeah, like somewhere in there. Do you think you have a frenulum? I hope I don't. I hope you don't.

No, because I'm not gay. Is this because you had ribs yesterday? No, wait. Is that a... Why are you touching Allie? Well, I was mistaken. Why are you flicking your wrist like that? Well, because she said it's not because gay.

And I was like, oh, maybe it's something gay people have. We have different body parts? Well, now that I think about it now, I don't think so. Damn, I don't know what a frenulum is. Let's go with something around the chest plate. Something around the chest plate. Yeah, maybe like a breastplate. Uh-huh.

Yeah. All right. Chewy, good job. You said Johnny wouldn't know. Johnny, a frenulum is part of your penis, dude. Oh, I have one of those then. Yeah, well. What the hell?

I've never heard that. Yeah. Johnny doesn't know that, but that's where you'd find it. What is it? I really don't know either. Yeah, everybody's stumped on that. I think the frenulum. You're fake.

Well, I believe it's... Do you know? Yeah, I know. Listen, I know it's... I know I've got the biggest one around. Pull it out right now. Go with your frenulum, yo. I'm trying to figure out how to say this on the radio is the problem,

because I don't know what gets us to a point of being medical versus graphic. But it would be, Allie, where the, it's in the area where the tip would meet the shaft area. Can I, see what I'm saying? It connects the underside of the shaft to the foreskin. Right, that's what I'm trying to clean it up. Yes, yes. I know where that's at, yeah. Yeah, Johnny knows.

Johnny knows what that tastes like. All right, let's say hi now to Alex in East L.A. Alex, it is, Johnny doesn't know body parts. He's gotten a few right, but also a few wrong. Good morning, Alex. Let's see if Johnny knows this one. Will Johnny know where a cuticle is located? Yes or no?

Please, Johnny, please know this one. Please. She says, please know this one. Cuticle. Johnny, you want to pick up the Vanessa doll, the Allie doll, or the Klein doll? I'm going to stick with the Allie doll, I think. Thank you. Yeah.

The cuticle is actually a piece of the nail on the hand. Wow. Johnny. It's a nail. I'm shocked you knew that. Hold on one second. Alex with a correct prediction. Let's go.

So right now we've got Alex who's right, Tina who's right, and Chewy who's right. And it comes down to one final person. And then Allie will decide who is going to the next four shows here at KROQ. And there is interesting questions about function. Allie and I were talking about this off the air. Like, does Johnny know what the function of the liver is? Does, right. Like, he knows the organ exists, but what does it do?

Oh, yeah. People who are, like, alcoholics drain their liver, and then they got to go to dialysis, and they get put on a list to get a new liver. But it's like tough. So he clearly knows all that. This is the last question. This is for Christopher. Good morning, Christopher.

Welcome to Johnny Doesn't Know. Good morning. Will Johnny know where the clavicle is? Yes or no? The clavicle. Yes, I believe he knows. Okay, Johnny. Which doll would you like to use for this one?

I think I'll go with the Vanessa for this one. Yeah, the clavicle is right here on around the neck area. Right at the top of the breastplates and the shoulders. Why is everything a plate? Do you not have a breastplate? The body just keeps you in different plates, stack plates. I've hurt my knee plate, my leg plate, my foot plate. My hip plate.

Remember in Pulp Fiction, he has to stab her through the breastplate with the little thing there. So, yeah, breastplate. Yeah. You know, we all got one. Right. But, yeah, her clavicle is, like, right here. And that's where football players get hurt.

That's where everybody gets hurt. So I'm going to go right there. Christopher, good job. Nice job. Johnny got clavicle. All right, so Johnny does know the body. I mean, he didn't know about his own frenulum, but other than that, he did okay. Allie, who's going to the next four shows here at KROQ?

Will it be Chewy, Tina, Christopher, Alex? I mean, you're picking at random, and who will it be? It's Christopher. Congratulations. Wow, the last contestant. Oh, yes. Christopher, congratulations. You're going to the next four shows here at the In-N-Out Burger Sound Space at K-Rock.

Lots of music, lots of burgers in your future. Hang on, and thanks for waking up with us here on KROQ. Thank you. More show after this. K-Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. We'll get into the news in just a moment, but you may want to know a little bit more about the person who's going to deliver the news. Her name is Alley. She sits right there.

She is a lesbian. She's pregnant, and this guy's got questions. I've been wondering if Allie was either the woman or the man in her marriage. I never thought I would say this, but she's actually both because it's just it's not enough that she does the cooking and cleaning. It's not enough that she lets her wife use her credit card without having access to her credit card. Turns out she now has to carry her wife's kid. It's just insane. I need to learn Katie's manipulative tactics and use it against other people.

Oh, man, it's unbelievable. It is a superpower. You know, I was talking about that recently to somebody. I was explaining that I'm carrying the baby, but it's my wife's egg and the donor's sperm. And then I was like, I guess when you think about it, I'm really a surrogate. Yeah, you are. You're a surrogate. But surrogates make money, usually.

Like $10,000. More than that. Oh, more than that? I think some of them make like $20,000. Come on. I'll get pregnant for $20,000. Well, and then you have surrogates that are having babies for Lady Gaga and Lena Dunham and all these other A-listers, right? I'm pretty sure Lena Dunham's pregnant.

Okay. She doesn't have a uterus, dude. Oh, okay. Well, in that case, I'll go with the surrogate then. Yeah. So $20,000 is what someone can make for carrying someone else's baby? I would imagine that... Well, and you have to cover all the medical expenses on top of that.

And what about cravings, like pickles and stuff? You have to cover the pickle cravings, yes. Oh, man, that's another $20,000. I have to fund my own pickle cravings. That's crazy. I have to try and get free food at a radio station to get by. Allie truly is the male and the female in her lesbian relationship. And your wife's kind of just going along for the ride.

Excuse me. She cleaned up dinner last night. All right. She wouldn't stop talking about it. She cleaned up. Cleaned up dinner. There you have it. We'll get into your news now.

And then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. So we all know that AI engineers have been quitting their jobs, whistleblowing, telling us that the AI world is getting out of control fast. One engineer in particular said that AI has the power to kill us all by the end of the decade. And now OpenAI and Anthropic are reporting more problems,

and they're also finally acknowledging that they need to pump the brakes on this whole AI thing and make sure that we're not plotting our own demise. Six more incidents where its artificial intelligence models went rogue. The tech company says rather than hacking other websites, these systems hid mistakes, moved files into the open Internet without permission, and even made up statistics for inquiries it could not answer. So it's doing shady stuff to cover its own tracks, just like humans would, and it's not even being asked to do that. OpenAI called the actions concerning. Open AI and Anthropic are calling for a slowdown in the development of AI to address safety concerns.

So you know things are bad when Open AI and Anthropic, who could be making millions and billions more dollars by continuing to go full speed on AI, are finally saying, hold on a minute, we need to check ourselves and we need to do some safety protocols. By the way, we all understand that we're past the point of no return, right? I think we've already screwed ourselves. I don't think pumping the brakes. I think we've already gone over the limit. We're done, though. Yeah. There is no going back.

If they're doing, it's far. And by the way, the AI is smart enough to not divulge everything it knows right now. That's what it's doing right now. That's literally what it just did. It wants to freak us out little by little. But I have a solution. And we've created artificial intelligence, but we're not focused on artificial dumbness. And I think that we could create AD, which is artificial dumbness.

And this is the opposite of intelligence. They will do all the dumb things. Just study our show? Like have a computer just study our show? Yeah, just our show. I mean, go to the DMV. I mean, there's lots of places you could study dumb. I mean, the general people are dumb.

And then we need to create another thing that is going to basically unsmart the artificial intelligence. I mean, a guy who does this. I was just going to hear to browse hams, which is a normal thing to say. There you go. Exhibit A. Exhibit A. And you are the face of AD. Yeah, if Clyde just keeps talking to Grok, we'll come down.

We've said before that we are getting dumber because things around us are getting smarter, right? We don't remember stuff anymore. Our brains are turning into mush because we don't need to remember phone numbers. We don't need to drive anymore. We just listen for beeps and we don't change lanes. All that stuff. That is us getting dumber, which means if humans can be made dumber because of technology, can't technology be made dumber because of humans?

I guess eventually it could, yeah. I mean, think about how incapacitated we are. If any, like the Internet shut down earlier in this building for a couple hours and nobody knew what to do. Everyone just sat there in a corner and shook. It was crazy. So if if there is any way to incapacitate humans, robots, dumb or smart, all they have to do is just not exist and we will crumble. I know. I mean, I think about the first day we had on the show, which was Vance. If you remember Vance and Love Island with the good old days, the good old days when it was just when AI was just being used.

Yeah, just a gay guy trying to sleep with Jake, saying, respect my boundaries. Here's how you can take advantage of No Spend September. You can make some money with a new class action settlement. We've all challenged each other to not spend any extraneous money by the end of the month. And you can be entitled to a settlement check for Visa and MasterCard for excessive ATM fees. I know that everyone has to go to the ATM in a pinch. If you need money for those mushrooms and the only ATM is there that, you know, they charge eight, ten dollars sometimes to take out money. There's nothing you can do. Your hands are tied.

Well, some of these ATMs, like especially the business owners, they claim they tried to lower the ATM fees and the credit card companies wouldn't let them. So now you have years and years of excessive fees that people now are entitled to get back. One hundred and sixty seven point five million dollar settlement agreement has been made. So even if it's just that $3, $10 thing that you could be getting in the mail, it's still an ATM fee that you never should have paid. Get your money. Get your money. Allie's added up all of the hours she spent claiming these class action lawsuits,

and at the end of the year, she's net up about $63, so worth all of her time. No, the MacBook keyboard one, I don't even know why I qualified for that. I got like $65 for that just one. All you have to do is file a claim. File claims. Get paid. Yeah, it does take you a month to do. No, a lot of times you just put in all your personal information.

Sometimes they're not real, but a lot of times they are. There are plenty of places to donate your money for a good cause, and you can choose what cause is important to you and why. But for the people that are donating thousands of dollars to find out who shot Wendy the coyote, I urge you to rethink your choices. There are other things you can do with your money, but thanks to these donations,

there is now a $21,000 reward for Justice for Wendy. Wendy, as you recall, was the coyote with the big weird nose face where she had like inflated side of her face and it was all mangled and weird looking. It's called Klein Face. Klein Face. Kid Klein Face. Resting Klein Face. Resting monster face. She was, they found out that her face was like that because of an infection because she had been shot with pellets.

And then they took her in. They did an exam and they said, you know what? We're going to euthanize. So ultimately she was killed by the authorities. But. They want to find out who made her unattractive. Who shot Wendy in the first place, and they think it's egregious that this ever happened, and there is a $21,000 reward for the arrest and conviction of the person who shot Wendy.

Where's that money coming from? Who's putting up $21,000? And also, what's the penalty? $15,000? Right, exactly. What happens if you're like, yeah, I shot it, but I didn't kill it? What kind of repercussions are there for that? And also, it's like some dumb teenager who made a bad decision in his life, you know?

Probably, but you know what's even funnier to me? Are you not allowed to shoot coyotes? I have no idea. I don't think so. Probably not. What if they're on your property trying to eat your chickens or something or eat your dogs? Because we all live on farms here. Well, I'm just saying, what's the rules?

I know if a person breaks in and you're allowed to shoot them because they're on your property. You could. At my first house I lived in in Silmar, we lived next to a ranchero, and he had livestock on his field. And sometimes he had a little pellet gun, and he would shoot the coyotes. Probably the case right there, Ali. That could be it. Turn that guy in, dude. That guy probably clocked Wendy in the face.

You know what's messed up to me, though, is that the Instagram ad offering this reward has a picture of a hotter coyote. Oh, really? Yeah, it's like a totally normal coyote that looks beautiful. No coyote looks like this. It's like AI coyote. It's pretty standard, though. They're like, we're not going to get donations for this one. Put on the hot one.

Give me the Sidney Sweeney coyote for this. All right, we'll get into a brand new hour of the show.