Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Klein's Puppy Yoga, High Voltage Food review

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock on a Tuesday. It feels a bit like a weird Monday.

Apparently hot, humid, that's going to stick around. And now that everything's nice and wet. Keep it wet. You should be super uncomfortable for the next few days, so let's go ahead and make it all worth your while by giving you stuff. Alley from Anaheim, good morning. Alley, what? hello hi hi save that yelling you're gonna need it when you have uh the s scared out of you at not scary farm because you are going with three friends you got yourself the first four pack of tickets of the day congratulations thank you guys love you love you too and enjoy your halloween

fun and festivities opening night oh not only that excuse me i didn't even i buried the lead here i'm not even good at my job hold on let me try this again hey ali i didn't realize this because there There was a lot of words for me to read. You will be going to opening night of Not Scary Farm. Yay, thank you so much. That means you will get to experience the scares before anyone else. The first scares. And it's always important when you go with a group to have one person that is an over-screamer.

Always. Because it just makes the whole experience more fun. This fall, Not Scary Farm, escape horrifying mazes, traverse wicked scare zones, and come face-to-face with the terrifying creatures lurking in the fog. And if you've watched our show on YouTube, you know what terrifying creatures look like. Select nights, September 17th through October 31st. Tickets every hour, all day long, straight up through 6 p.m. on KROQ. Allie, would you like to hear a critique, a criticism, or a compliment?

Hmm. Let's go with critique. I love notes. All right. Here's a critique. And then I will play you the compliment because you're going to get both anyway. this is someone that was not thrilled about your gender reveal oh yeah sure critique it can always be better a critique as to how we could have slash done this better and uh this is what they had to

do more better so i just heard you guys talking about the gender reveal by bong and i watched it on instagram yesterday that was not a gender reveal by bong that was a man taking a really Big Bong hit and then Allie spraying something. Right. Like it would have been way cooler if you guys could have figured out a way to make the Bong smoke, the Bong Google, sorry. I have a

mouthful of pancakes. So that's our listeners right there. She called to critique the way we did a gender reveal via Bong while she was eating pancakes. You know she's critiquing us and she's leaving a message with a mouthful of pancakes. I have a mouthful of pancakes. Oh sorry

I'm eating breakfast and listening to you guys. But, yeah, you should have definitely figured out a way to make the bomb a color. Anyways, love you. Bye. Don't you think we tried? We tried. We're not good at science. We did try to do that.

And also, there was a limit to what the Miles from Dirty, Slightly Stupid was going to actually put into his lungs before he went up on stage to perform because he had to actually sing for the next hour. Yeah, because our original idea was to have the smoke colored. Yeah. You know, blue or pink. And then when that wasn't possible, we were like, well, maybe we could just inhale the smoke from the canister. But that apparently is toxic to ingest, and he didn't really want to ingest that, which makes sense. So this was our plan C. Here's a compliment for a change on the goat land as well.

Hey, what's up, guys? Bay Area listener here, long-time listener. Just wanted to call in to say I've been listening to radio a long time since Howard Stern, Art Bell. and you guys are the new thing on the radio and I just wanted to call in to say thank you for everything you do. I kind of hope you don't play this one

on the air, on the sleep or whatever. Yeah, thanks for everything you do. You guys, I'm excited to watch where you guys are headed. It's been a lot of fun watching you guys. Keep it up and love the show. Love you guys. Take care. So there you go. Some critiques, some compliments

on the go line. We'll see how you feel after this hour of live radio on KROQ. Hey, Rockline Alley Show. I'm holding in my hand right now the shot collar, which will go on my neck in moments, and then you can watch along on YouTube. Alley's going to try the new viral Cheez-It by chain, Cinnabon Cheez-It, Cheesy Bun, I guess. You call it something different every time. Because I can't quite figure out what it is. It's a monstrosity. Alley's going to get to eat. Cheez-It Bun. Cheez-It Bun. Alley's going to...

It's a cinnamon roll with Cheez-It on top. Yeah, it's available limited time only at Topanga, Westfield Mall. Anyway, it looks... I don't know, heavy. It's pretty heavy. I've been waiting, and I've been smelling it all morning. So Allie's going to taste it, but we're going to maybe warm it up in the microwave so you kind of get a more authentic flavor. And then I'll wear the shock collar and you give us the buzzwords. And if Allie says any of the words during the review, normally she'd get shocked because she's pregnant. I'm going to get shocked. Pregnant.

I don't understand why, but that's what's going to happen. I don't think we need to understand why. So get those buzzwords in. I'll take a look at them. We'll decide what they are. As stupid as everything we just said sounded, I have an even dumber sentence to drop upon you right now, Allie. And that is that I'm currently feuding with a puppy yoga studio. The most L.A. sentence ever.

And if you want a reason to judge me, I need to get... Oh, I don't need more. I need to get a real opinion from you more than Omar, but I'll take all opinions. This is, what do you mean by puppy yoga? Is this you're doing yoga with puppies or you're doing... The puppies do yoga. The puppies do yoga. No, no.

Here's the situation. We had no plans for this Labor Day weekend. When you have young kids, you hit the movies, boom. You do the Dave and Buster's, boom. You start running out of stuff. Then it's a rainy day. As you know, most of Saturday was a wash. Sunday, I can't keep track of the days.

And my wife goes, I found a place that does puppy yoga. And I said, that sounds like a great thing for you to go do with the girls. And I'll sit here and masturbate. That's what I called her. Is that what you told her? That's not what I said out loud. That's my yoga. It was implied.

and uh she goes i think it'd be fun for us all to go and i said not for me i mean it'd be fun to watch you do it so i don't know i don't do yoga i do like dogs but we puppy breath one of the best smells ever so she sends me the link is it like cute puppies or is it like those like sickly adoptable uh they're all they're all adoptable oh that's the part about it that i liked is that they were trying even though they were exploiting them for yoga the dogs i i think Eventually, the deal is you connect with the dogs, and then maybe you take one home. And you don't take your own dog. You don't bring your own dog, which I also was confused about.

No dogs allowed. It says that on the website. No dogs allowed at Puppy Yoga. Only our puppies. Right. So I buy the tickets. How much are the tickets? Not cheap.

I want to point that out. I was kind of, to be honest, surprised and not thrilled when I saw the total for four tickets to Puppy Yoga. I mean, any price is too much, in my opinion, for this. But what did you pay? It was $65 a ticket. Whoa! For an hour? An hour.

And do you get anything, like munches or bunches or whatever? Do they have some kind of clever? You get to kill an hour, which is all we were trying to do was kill hours. So we show up to puppy yoga. I book it on the website. It says 3.15. We show up at 3.10, walk in the door early, and I see that they're wrapping up a class, which is great.

That means they're about to start our class. And look at all the other sad dads that got dragged to puppy yoga. They're leaving. And they say, what are you guys doing here? That was our last class of the day. I said, that's impossible. I just booked on your website, 3.15. I'm right here.

It's 3.10. I showed up to this. I'm five minutes early. I put on different pants for this. I'm doing puppy yoga. And they said, that's weird. We don't have a 3.15 today. And then they go, maybe you booked at a different location.

Apparently, this is a nationwide epidemic. They have puppy yoga not just in L.A. They got it in New York and they got it in other places as well. Because goat yoga was a big thing. And then they must have expanded it to all animals. Other puppy yoga options. I said, well, I have been known to get the locations wrong before. I checked, didn't get it wrong.

I'm at Puppy Yoga Burbank, where I'm supposed to be. I'm very excited about this. And I said, aha. Puppy Yoga, the Burbank chapter. And the woman looks at my phone, and she goes, yeah, no, you are? Okay, you did book here. Yeah, it does say 315. She goes, yeah, you booked it for Saturday, and today is Sunday.

So you booked the day before his class? No, no, I said, that's impossible. I said, I just, I came up, this stupid idea came together in the last two hours. So there's no way. I didn't book this yesterday. I booked this today. Right. You wouldn't have been able to book a previous day.

How would I even be able to book a previous day? She goes, that's weird. That must be a website glitch or something. Anyway, you guys are more than welcome to pet the dogs, and then you got to get out of here because we're not doing any more classes. And then take it up with the website. Take it up with the website? So I sent them an email. And I said, hey, I showed up for my puppy yoga class.

The puppies were done doing yoga for the day. I can't believe I had to write this goddamn email. I'd like the money back. And I get this response from Puppy Yoga Club. Hi, we're sorry for the confusion and inconvenience. After reviewing the reservation, it appears the booking was made for a session that had already taken place. Unfortunately, we're unable to issue a refund for the past session. However, we'd be happy to provide vouchers for the full value of the four tickets so you can rebook for another date that works for you.

Please let us know how you'd like us to issue the vouchers. And I said, I wrote back, I said, I don't understand. I booked a thing that had already happened, supposedly. Yeah, but it hadn't, because you hadn't started, you hadn't gone to the class yet. It makes no sense. What they're saying makes no sense. So now I realize I'm, now I'm in a back and forth feuding. Which is the opposite of a yoga class.

Right. I'm very not namaste right now. I'm very angry. And so then I, and then I started wondering, my wife goes, don't you think this is some sort of like the money's going for the dogs. These are rescue dogs. Hell no. This is a for-profit operation.

You think so? Yes, dude. So I write back. I booked for 315. They probably whip those puppies when they're done. You're not doing downward dog? Yeah. I said I booked for 315 in Burbank. Paid for four people. When I arrived they said the 315 class doesn't happen.

I think this would be the exact example of a refundable situation. And now I'm in a stalemate with the puppy yoga people. By stalemate, you mean they're ghosting you? Yeah, they haven't responded again. This is the exact reason why a refund should be issued. Yeah, right. No, I'm actually, for once, I agree with you.

That is ridiculous. They should issue you a full refund. You know what you can do now is call your credit card company. I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy. The credit card company is where you go to complain. The last time I called the credit card was to complain about all the love tokens I was being charged for. And they definitely know now that I'm a weirdo.

and I don't want them to then add this to my file, and then he calls back three months later with an issue with puppy yoga? I'm done with that. I mean, you don't want that on your record. I don't want that on record. The guy had love tokens he accidentally purchased for a sex robot.

You know what you should do is take the vouchers, and then you should try and sell them online. That's not going to work. I'll go. I'll buy them from you. You want to go? I'll go for a fraction of the price. No.

You're such a bitch. When we get back... Ten bucks a ticket. I'll go. High Voltage Food Review. We'll be after this quick break. I'm K-Rock. High Voltage Review.

Not excited about this one, for sure. I am. Because usually the benefit of the High Voltage Review for the person that has to get shocked wearing the shock collar is they at least get to try the viral food item before anyone else. This is buzzworthy food. And when we found out that they were going to have a pop-up Cheez-It little situation going on at the Westfield Topanga in Los Angeles. A cup of cheese, it's a joke. I don't know, I don't really want to wear this. This thing is, by the way, this is at the, I've got the shot collar on my neck right now,

and it is at the absolute fattest it could be. The client needs a seatbelt extender for the shot collar. It is choking me right now. Because your neck has gotten so massive. The prongs are digging in deep on the side. So I'm going to get shocked, of course, if you say words, buzzwords. You guys have to give us the buzzwords. If Allie, during her one-minute review of this thing, says these buzzwords,

every time she says a word, I will get shocked. Usually, the person reviewing it gets shocked. That makes sense. This doesn't make sense, but we're doing it anyway because Allie's pregnant, and she's afraid that this could be bad for her unborn baby. Yeah, I don't think I should get electroshocked while pregnant. Probably not a great idea, but a great idea for you. And people said this is the best of both worlds because they love seeing you get shocked, and they love seeing me eat. Someone pointed out that Allie's so concerned about her unborn baby, but not too concerned to not eat an entire Cheez-It Cinnabon, which is interesting.

That has all the nutrients that he needs. Right, got it. Go for it. So, Vanessa, I'm going to hand you the shock. I'm wearing the collar. Let me do it. No, Jake, you can't be trusted with this. The client said he doesn't want Jake to do it.

Just like Jake's jokes, the timing will be off. So let's send it to Vanessa. Vanessa's the only one who will do it honestly. And Vanessa also, I know it'll pain her as much as it pains me because she feels bad. Yeah, but you want Vanessa to do it because you think she's going to be too nice. Inflicting pain. Vanessa, don't be too nice. You need to be accurate.

Vanessa, it's fine. Vanessa, do not hit the button. Do not crank it up. Stop cranking it up. Let me see where it's at. Stop cranking it up. No, do not give it to Allie. Do not give it to Allie.

Do not give it to Allie. Oh, my God. Allie. You turned this down. Oh, my God. You are such a puss. Put it away. Put it away.

Look at him smiling. Put it away. You turned it down, and it was on so low. Put it away. Put it away. Do not turn it up. What number is it at? What number is it at, Vanessa?

Tell me the number. Tell me the number. That's such a crazy number. Vanessa, lower the number. Lower the number. The number, don't lower it. Allie's not going to be happy. This is so hard for me.

I don't know who to listen to. Give it to Jay. He'll turn it up. Vanessa, do not give it to Jay. Can I turn it down two dials? No, it seems crazy. Turn it down ten dials. One, one.

She just hit the button so many times. Ah! Ah! I don't know how you turned it. You hit the thing. You hit the thing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

How do I lower it? Oh, my gosh. No, leave it there. Leave it there. Leave it there. Sorry, I thought that was how you lowered it. No, that's the shock. Oh, that was the double shock button.

Ah, the double shock. Stop it. God damn it. I hate this so much. All right, let's come up with the words. Cheesy. You need to leave the studio for this part. All right.

Vanessa, don't hit any more buttons. Don't worry about it. Just don't hit any more buttons. I don't get any more buttons. Don't hit my buttons. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Oh, man.

I don't... Johnny, no. No. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. I'm showing her how to actually work. Okay, thank you.

You let a child use this thing. Whatever button she hit, that one was... It made sense, but now I see it. I think we can test it again. The button that you thought was lower, it was the one with the double lightning bolts on it? I know. She hit a double lightning bolt one.

I don't think we ever hit that one before. All right, let's choose these words. I'm so sorry, Klein. Man. That was not on purpose. Yeah, right. No, I promise. I wasn't thinking.

Here's the words that people are sending us. Klein is a bitch. That's not a word we can use. Okay. Sweet came through a lot. So if Allie says sweet during her review, I get buzzed. Gooey came through from quite a few people. So write down gooey.

That's a good one. Cheesy. Yep. Or cheese. Yep. So which one? Cheesy or cheesy? Either.

Fine. Either. Oh, man. Salty from 818. And we'll go with our final buzzword is warm or melty. Warm. Hold on. These are better words.

Crunchy is coming through as well. Let's say crunchy. Yeah, crunchy is good. How about sticky? But it's got crunchy stuff all over it. She's definitely going to say crunchy. Yeah, that's why we're going to use it. Okay, sticky?

So it's crunchy. Sticky. She's going to say sticky. No, we're going with gooey, crunchy, cheesy. I'll have cheesy. Sweet. Sweet. Salt.

Salty. Those are all the words to describe this. I'm literally reading the description of the item that we're about to try, and it literally says in the description. Yeah. A warm, gooey cinnamon roll. Swirled cream cheese frosting

seasoned with cheese and extra cheesy flavor topped with shortbread crumble. I stopped stalling, dude. Come on. Let's go. Oh, man. I kind of feel bad.

I feel like my position... Give it another test, Vanessa. Do not... No, I won't. Allie's back here. I choose... Allie's back here. Allie's back here.

I feel bad. Hey, remember who gave you M&M's when you were having your woman issues? Oh, my God. Remember that. Okay, Allie, whenever you're ready. Give him a shock, Vanessa.

No, I won't do it again. I truly feel that. All right, Allie's going to try this now. This has gotten so melty already. The clock. Okay. Picking it up. All right, I can already see.

No, don't see. Just try. All right, bye. Oh, boy. Allison. Big pig. Why do I taste really sweet? Stop!

Stop! That hurt. Nope, that hurt. that she knows the words i know it um no i can taste the cinnamon for sure you know i'm not getting so much cheese right away but let me oh um let me take another bite on this side joey it's gooey it's um um and then it's not like 20 seconds it's definitely got the consistency of like a a Cinnabon. Oh, and then you got the crunch

of the cheese kind of at the end there. Oh. Did I mention it's gooey? You can't say the word twice. Ten seconds. Alright, I'm just going to get some of this cheese in my mouth. Yummy. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, I think it could be cheesier. I was honestly a little disappointed in that.

Time's up. Time's up. That was scary. Do you want some? No, is it actually good? It tastes like a cinnamon bun. You heard all the words out there? Yeah, you did. Ali, you said you came in saying the words

before you even tried it. What do you mean? You said sticky right off the bat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. What, did you read the text line? A sticky was one of the words?

No. There's not even one here. Oh, Ali. You look like such a mess. You do too. I'm trying. Thank you. All right, I'll come to the right place.

We've done our job yet again. All right, well, thank you. Cheez-Its. This was, uh, looked great. Available limited time only at the, uh... Westfield. Westfield, Topanga, Los Angeles.

Cheesy pop-up. The cheesy bun. Allie gives it two very gooey thumbs up. K-Rock, we are Klein Allie Show. Thank you, 310. Klein's neck is all swollen now. Oh, wait a minute. It's always looked like that.

Okay, great. Thank you. No, no, it didn't always. Thanks for the kind words and apologies for the people that claim they spilled coffee and shot coffee out their nose. It's always fun. Our pain brings you such pleasure on a daily basis. Do you want to try it while Jake gets shocked?

We could just keep this train rolling. No, that's okay. Jake, you can eat it, though, if you want. We've got extra ones. I want the corn dog. I don't think we have that. We did complete our funner summer challenges this weekend. Jake tried a drug.

What drug did you try? I know you were petting your dog and getting all weird on Instagram. Yeah, it's cool. Mescaline. For the first time ever? Yeah, it's a super hard drug to find, actually. And where did you even track down mescaline? I tracked it down from a cactus guy.

It comes from the peyote cactus. It's the drug that Aldous Huxley wrote the book Doors of Perception 2 Did you already have a cactus guy? I had a certain cactus guy I found a new cactus guy that makes his own mescaline Is this the thing that you have to drink In like a tea or whatever

And then once it's going to take effect You have to throw up or you vomit? No, you're thinking about ayahuasca, that's DMT What is it supposed to make you feel like? Is it similar to acid? Yeah, it's similar to acid or mushroom chips It's supposed to be more manageable And it definitely was

I want to go back to something you said a moment ago You had a different cactus guy. And you said, I've got to get rid of this cactus guy. I need a new one. And you found a new, so you found a secondary cactus guy. Yeah, I got a secondary cactus guy. Actually, this is my third cactus guy. Is it?

How many are there? I feel like there's got to be just the three. How many? I have no cactus guys. I've never had a cactus guy. And the cactus guy usually would get you cactuses for what, display purposes? He does both, yeah. He does display cactuses and special cactuses?

Yeah. And you say, I need mescaline, and he said, I'm your guy. Yeah, he says, yeah, I grow the cactus, and then I actually make the mescaline from the cactus. Oh, okay, so he makes it himself at home. Yes, I farm-to-table mescaline. And how is it presented to you, in what way? It's in a powder, and you mix it in a juice or something, and you drink it. And what is mescaline supposed to make you do?

It is like a light mushroom or acid trip. Again, it's the drug that Aldous Huxley wrote, Doors of Perception. I heard the boring story the first time you told it. The Doors get their name, the band. Right. It's like a big... Boring.

Fortunately, we're sober for this. I need mescaline to get through the story. I need a cactus guy to poke my eyes out. So you took the mescaline. Uh-huh. And then you... Did you do it by yourself? I did it by myself.

And you were just petting your dog? For that little bit of the video, yeah. Do you think that the dog is like, oh, my God, he's taking something? He's going to be petting me so hard for like four hours. I doubt it. So what was your big plan when you got the mescaline? Because this was your fun or summer challenge. My plan was to plan for like a heavy trip because I've never done it before.

I didn't know how hard it was going to hit me. But it was pretty mild. So I was able to get through it and manage it really easy and then go to the Guns N' Roses show that night. Oh, so you were on mescaline when you went to that show? I got a little bit, yeah. But for the most part, it was, like I said, very mild. That's kind of boring. The only thing that was more mild was your, like, lame, like, magic pills that you fell out of the chair with.

Those things were super weak. Clarify, because Klein falls out of his chair most days. You have to take more of the magic pills. You didn't take enough of the magic pills. And the magic pills have actual mushrooms in them. Cipa-Cybil-Blin or whatever it's called. Psilocybin. Whatever.

They're in there, dude. Who wrote what song about that? That's actually written from the book. Some stupid stupid thing. You can't even make anything up. You're a stupid bookie book. So I think that means then if we go over all of our goals for this funner summer 2026. Well, I do have a question about a couple of them.

Okay. Because Johnny was assigned going to a bounce house and spending the whole day at the beach and having sex on the beach. And I don't know. I haven't heard anything about Johnny's funner summer challenge. Did you knock any of those off the list? Yeah, real answer, Shani. Don't say something because you think it's what we want to hear. Well, we didn't get a bounce house for your party thingy.

Well, that wasn't on me to do. The bounce house was, there's bounce houses everywhere. You can also get one. You even said you had a cousin that has bounce houses. Didn't you say that? Well, he used to do that. He doesn't do that anymore. He got a real job afterwards.

So you did none of them? So you didn't get into a bounce house this summer? Didn't get into a bounce house, no. What was my other one? Did you have sex on the beach? No. I only went to the beach like three times this summer. Great effort, Johnny.

Thanks. All right. Johnny. That's Johnny right there. So you didn't do either of your things. Jake's got to find a third cactus guy to get his mescal in. That's effort right there. I know.

I really tried to do my one-night stand. I wasn't able to achieve it, but at least I made a valiant effort to try and make this happen and climb through that crappy party all for us. I didn't throw crap. I threw a great party. That was a fun party. What are you talking about? Great party.

It was fine. Ice cream cake didn't have ice cream in it, but other than that, it was a backyard kegger followed by the backup backyard kegger that we did last week. That was great. Yeah, that was great. So the backyard kegger we did. Did I pull an all-nighter?

Yes, I did, in Vegas. Went to that. So done and done. There's proof. Johnny, post all the footage I sent you from Vegas. They don't believe I've shown proof of the Vegas thing. Jake did try a new drug, mescaline. Congratulations, Jake.

Did you eat something fried this summer, Jake? Hell yeah. I ate all sorts of fried stuff. Me too. Like what? Corndogs fried. is all you eat corn dogs mustard sandwiches and corn dogs omar you're the only grown-up that i know that eats corn dogs your assignment was to have sex three times in one day

yeah that did not happen i did that jake did i did that too jake we both did that not with each other and then what and then water watercraft did you do anything on a watercraft this summer i was on one of those floaty things in a pool no that does that's not a watercraft what did Allie tried to pick up that one for you this weekend. I did kayaking this weekend in my inflatable kayak that I brought from home. Oh, then my tube works. So we didn't really do that one.

Johnny didn't do his bounce house at all. Didn't spend... I kind of did that, but I don't want you to make fun of me. What? It wasn't my friend's birthday. They brought a bounce house. I don't know. Was your friend six? No, she's older, but it's for the kids.

It's for the children. And I'm just like, oh, I did this. So, Johnny, I got you. Were you the only adult in the bounce house? Some parents were in there. Chasing their toddlers. But the parents were there trying to get their kids out to go home. Were you the only one in there by choice?

I was. I just. Sometimes I take care of the kids, too. Right. Okay. So, you were in the bounce house. All right. We got a point on that one.

Good job, Vanessa. Saving the show, as always. And then no one had sex on the beach this summer. No, I mean, I went to the beach, but I didn't have sex on the beach. They were too packed. Every beach was so overcrowded this summer. And then you got drunk at a water park. Vanessa did that.

Vanessa did, yeah. I organized that, by the way. Camping got canceled because of the heat wave, but then someone... I even rescheduled it, and then it was like another... Every time I scheduled a new camping trip, it got another heat wave. So, and then the one-night stand, which is what Allie was supposed to do. Did anyone have a one-night stand? Vanessa, now will be the time if you're holding back on us.

I know, I know, but I didn't unfortunately. Well, Jake's kind of counts. We've been sorry we kept seeing each other though. Yeah, he ruined it. Yeah, but what about the other dates that you had? They weren't full sex. He didn't have sex. So we didn't do the one night stand.

Alright, we did half I guess. I think we did pretty good. We made an effort except for Johnny. I did stuff. Yeah, we all made the effort except Johnny. I fried chicken. Right, okay. Thanks to any other day.

I got his fried chicken sandwich. It was dank, bro. I take it back. I take it back. All right. We all made effort. It was dank, bro. We got to take a break.

We get back in a second. We got your ADD news to get through. More importantly for you, more tickets so you can go to Not Scary Farm. We'll do that after this quick break. I'm K-Rock. K-Rock Funner Summer is moving right into an even funner fall. We announced earlier this morning all the details of our next show hang, which is called the Klein Alley Show Fiesta Siesta.

If you can't decide if you'd like to party or nap, we'll have both options available at our next event. Details up on our Instagram at Klein Alley Show. More show next. K-Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. We'll find out what's happening in the world with a look at the ADD News. In a brand new hour, the show will officially begin. As always, your messages are welcome on that go line, 844-956-GOAT. Comments, critiques, criticisms, and this.

Hey, Klein Alley. This is Phillip, which is irrelevant. It's early in the morning. I'm just getting up, doing my thing. But, you know, I just appreciate you guys so much, and thank you, you know. Anyways, didn't even need free tickets. I don't believe that. We have tickets for you, and we'll be hooking you up all week long.

Right now, though, let's get into this. It is your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. It was cool or it was terrifying, depending on who you are. The high surf from Hurricane Marie, it damaged the boardwalk. The seawalls in Long Beach were getting pounded all weekend. Again, people were boarding up their houses.

There were even some evacuations, too, though I think those were just kind of precautionary. I don't think a lot of people listened to that. But a lot of other people were being storm chasers about it. They were going right up to the edge of the boardwalk to get video of the 15-plus-foot waves crashing up against the wall there. And then you have other people that were racing to surf. And then people getting rescued, of course. The lifeguards had another big rescue weekend, almost 200 rescues over the weekend. And it was nice to get a little rain, but it is supposed to be hot as hell again this week.

And I'm wearing a sweatshirt in protest of that. Yeah, well, your hormones are all over the place, right? So you don't know how you're feeling. You just know you're hungry. I'm hungry always, yes. Sweatshirts are a good thing to hide your hunger. It's also a good thing to hide everything else. Right, that's why.

I think that leads down to sweatshirts. It's either muumuu's or sweatshirts. You know what I'm noticing now is that my sweatshirts are getting tight. Yeah, I was going to say, they used to be so baggy on you. Now it seems like it's shrunk. It's funny when I don't wear something for a while. It's been a couple of months since I've worn a shirt, and I'm like, I remember this being big. And then I put it on, and I'm like, nope, can't put that on anymore.

If I get you a muumuu, will you wear it? Yes. Oh, man. I'm going to get used to so many muumuu's. Are there muumuu's like 10 for like $1? I think you can get 10 muumuu's for a buck. Yeah. And it's crazy they're so cheap because it's just so much fabric.

Totally. Yeah, but I want to know if there are any pant muumuu's because I'm not a big dress person. Oh, got it. I think the whole idea of the muumuu is just kind of one giant, like, tarp you just put over yourself. You can use it to, like, cover your car. Yeah, but I want it to have pants, too, like a circus performer. Oh, okay, well, Omar, look into that if you could. You talked about storm chasing.

Can we make it uglier? Our very own storm chaser was out and about this weekend. Good morning, Klein and Allie. This is Blind Charlie, and I'm reporting live from Hurricane Marie. Ah. Oh, my God, it's raining! That is all for now. That's right.

That was the big report we got from our very own Storm Chaser, who's out in the elements this weekend. I missed all of it. The NFL season kicks off tomorrow. More balls, more bets, and, of course, more concussions. Should be exciting. Take it from a man who has had more than 1,000 concussions in his career, Mr. Brett Favre. Here he is to get you excited about the Packers season. Hello, everyone.

It's Brett Favre, former Packer. Speaking of Packers, I want to congratulate and thank the Colectivo Packers, Mexico, for bringing Packer fans together nationwide. And I want to invite everyone to the official photo shoot on September 13th at 12 p.m.

at Palacio del Balas Artes in Mexico City. By the way, Mexico City is a beautiful city. And then after that, you can go to the kickoff watch parties. There you go.

That's the end. I know it's sad because it's probably CTE creeping in, but the reality is... Also, I think he got diagnosed with Parkinson's a couple of years ago. But I also remember him reading stuff while he was still an active quarterback, and it was pretty similar. Well, I mean, think about the fact that the man has been hit in the head more than Johnny has ever as a baby. And, you know, it's a huge factor.

And the guy's only 56. He sounds like he's 80 years old. He's also like the whitest dude trying to speak Spanish. Right. You can't give a white guy like that anything about Mexico City. And by the way, I love Mexico City. I love beautiful city. There's no way that guy's ever been to Mexico City, right?

we can all agree and just mexicans in general i love them are vegans hotter than meat eaters this is a question people are studying cancer and then there are people that study this they're all scientists by the way they have determined that yes vegans are hotter both by perception and they actually can be physically more attractive because because of their diet so they basically showed a bunch of people other hot people and then they said you know there were some people that were vegan and some people that weren't and they decided that the people who were vegan most people thought were hotter but it also depends on what they're eating so you ever seen a woman eat a rib who are eating it's so hot well did then look at reina the competitive eater

that we've had on the show so many people were perving out on just watching this woman eat eats and eat really fast and eat large amounts of it i mean i watched her eat uh i think it was a 16 pound burger or something the other day and I was even turned on by it and I don't really care about stuff like that. It's funny because wings is one of those foods I would never order on an early date because I know I look like an absolute disgusting cannibal slob

eating wings. But watching a woman eat a wing is like very arousing to me. Especially if they have a system. Yeah, they do the twist and they suck the meat off it and then all of a sudden it's just bone there and then they lick all their fingertips. Oh my god. Apparently the orange and red pigments that

are found in fruits and vegetables like cantaloupes and mangoes and bell peppers and carrots can promote a healthier and more attractive coloring and also garlic can help optimize the attractiveness of body odor which i can't believe is true people who eat a lot of garlic well so good good on you vegans and the good news is vegans love talking about being vegan so you'll all know who they are and all the attractiveness is canceled out right by telling us about their veganism it's rainy you want my chili recipe it's vegan chill no i'm good thank you very much drown in these We'll get into a brand new hour of the show in moments.