Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- LieDay Friday and MORE

Episode Date: June 26, 2026

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Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock Klein Alley Show. I'm going to grab call 20 right now, give you some good news. Then we get into the hour we have in store for you. What an hour. I just saw him walking down the halls. Mr. Personality himself, John Grogan. The lie detector guy.

Polygraph examiner. This guy's performed hundreds of thousands of lie detector tests on people. Yeah, some on the TV with James Corden doing some FIFA things. Yeah, James Corden, once again. That was the same show that Vanessa could have been on. Arch nemesis doing some FIFA thing and not only stole our bit, stole our guy, our lie detector guy, John Grogan. But we don't pay him, and I'm sure they did, so I get it. Let me say hi to Brian, calling from a building.

Hello, Brian, from building. Thank you for being on KROQ. Good morning. Good morning. I'm calling from Oak Park. Oak Park, wonderful. Thank you for being on KROQ right now. Thanks for clearing that up.

And you are the 20th caller, which means you're going to get on that bus with Johnny. and head to Royal Otis in Santa Barbara. Hold on, all right? Let's get weird. Let's get weird, absolutely. We'll be celebrating weird all show long today with Allie and her womb. Today's the day Allie finds out

if she's got one, two, three, four, five, six kids in there. We don't know how many. I don't know, but I'm noticing that I have more symptoms, more nausea this time than I had last time. Last night, I didn't know what to eat for dinner because nothing sounded good. The only things that sounded good were a giant thing of fro-yo from Yogurtland

and a bunch of ravioli. That's hilarious. And that did not go over well with my stomach. I was very sick last night. Ended up drinking a lot of ginger lemon tea, which tastes terrible. Do you regret your decision yet? God, at the time, that fro-yo was so damn good.

No, I meant like getting pregnant. Oh, yeah, that I think I regret. Yeah. There's a couple questions about that, actually. Don't regret the yogurt. You may be asked. I think one of the questions that we're going to ask you when you're strapped in a lie detector

is if you find out later today that you have twins and or triplets, will you then regret this kind of journey you've been on? No, I don't think I would regret it. I would be very, very overwhelmed, though. Could you imagine knowing you have two kids when you thought you were surprised by one? Yeah, I know.

That would be... That's two tuitions. Happened to a buddy of mine who had two and decided, but he wanted the boy, understandable, went for the third and ended up getting twins. And now twin girls? I think he got one of each, I believe.

But still, I go, dude, not worth it. I know, not worth it. He said no. Not worth it. By the way, the good news about Allie being pregnant again is I completely forgot about it. But thank you for this reminder on the go line. Hey, did you guys hear the good news? I heard it's back.

It's back on tap. I was like, boobie milk, boobie milk, boobie milk, boobie milk, Allie. Big boobie milk. We haven't had the Allie's boobie milk song in a while. She's back with boobie milk. The return of Allie's boobie milk. Say it out loud, everyone. It's good stuff.

Boobie milk for my milk. Really stopped trying there. I love it. It's going to be great. All of the wonderful things that you've brought to the show. So thank you for sharing this all with us. We have, I guess we'll get into the hour that we have in store for you. Let's do it.

Papa Roach, because that's what's on tap. And then Allie's Boobie Milk, all coming up on KROQ. We've only done it once this month, and I don't know how it's possible because June has officially come to an end, which means Pride Month is ending, and we only did one round of Let's Be Honest, and it was a speed round, which is why we felt obligated to bring in the lie detector guy, who was also a listener's suggestion, I believe. So thank you for listening to the show and making it better. And they said, why don't we bring in, get Allie strapped in and do a legitimate Lie Day Friday,

Let's Be Honest Lie Day Friday, which we're going to get into in moments. If you want to watch Allie getting strapped in, you can check us out on YouTube as we're streaming there. In a moment, John will be in here to hook Allie up. I think since I'm a lesbian, you have to call out I'm being strapped on. Allie's being strapped on to the lie detector test. She got jokes, and she will be strapped on with answer questions. Tons that came in from you guys. Text us your final questions you want us to ask Allie.

She'll be forced to answer them, or we'll find out if she's lying. And that will be happening in moments here in the KROQ studios. But also, as Pride Month is coming to an end, we are listening to some of the gayest things that were said during this month on the show. A lot of these are out of context, and we'll figure out which one of these is actually going to be the gayest thing that was said in the month of Pride. I don't even think Ali is one of the—I think you only have one nominee. Most of them are things like this. I'm surprised they even have one.

Listen to this. This is what most of them are. You're baking me horny. Oh. That's a little back and forth. Your reaction made that gay. You're baking me horny. Oh.

That was during a Father's Day joke card redo. Then there was this line from Johnny. Wow, yeah. actually i was thinking of d again awesome that's really solid line right there these are all completely uh out of context at least a lot of them are than stuff like this whoa that is a giant dong so we don't know what is the one that is going to win the uh the gayest moments here's the one nominee that ali had oh man we showed a picture of the embryo i don't know why my my wife did this but she showed a picture of the embryo to my kid and he was so horrified yeah so once

again that's just ali talking about being married to a lady which is actually the only real gay thing that's being said on the show, but yet there's all these other things nominated like this. Or is this some sort of a giant Hulk and I'm not actually going to have sex with Tom Selleck later? Oh, that's a bummer. I'm sorry, Glenn. I don't know what all these are from, but apparently they're all stupid things we said this month on the show.

I think my favorite, the frontrunner for me so far is when you said you wanted to have a baby of an NBA player. I want to have an NBA player's baby. That's my plan. Whoa. Wow. That was weird. I think that was me playing it and Omar playing it at the same time.

Yeah, I didn't know if you had it queued up or not. I want to have your back. I want to have this NBA player's baby. That's my plan. No, I like how veteran surrounds him. When we get back from this quick break, I've got a list here of questions. Allie can only veto one of them. Will she veto the question about ever wanting to divorce her own wife?

Oh, that's a thinker. Will she veto the question about how many people she's given her herpes to? uh will she answer or veto the question about how often she checks out other girls asses at the gym at the oh these are all questions would ally rather have sex with john grogan the lie detector guy or jake the nerd oh i think we know the answer to that right so uh we'll get into these questions and real brutal honesty it will be uncomfortable for all parties involved including you and that is happening when lie day friday kicks off next right here on k-rock It's always exciting when we see that man in here, Mr. Energy himself.

The great John Grogan has entered the KROQ studios. He's currently setting up his equipment right now, getting ready to strap Allie down. John, thanks for being back here. It was great seeing you on that World Cup show that you're doing, even though you're doing with our arch nemesis, James Corden. Thank you for being here, making some time in your schedule for us. Thank you. John, is that the same lie detector shirt you've been wearing since the 80s

when you started doing these lie detector tests? I've got about 50 of them, all blue. You do? You sell those in the merch store, or are you the only guy that can wear those? No, the police units use it. Oh, cool. I would love to have a John polygraph examiner shirt. Yeah, I want to have John's name on it, though.

I don't want my name. Oh, no, I don't want my name. That's a cool shirt right there. Great Halloween costume as well. I know it's a little soon to start thinking about that. John Grogan, known as TV's lie detector guy, has got his equipment in here. He's been tabulating it for a while. The last time you were here for a lie detector test, it was Omar,

and you said that your equipment was so jumpy that you were concerned that maybe he had a heart condition or a heart murmur or something. Or some substance in his blood at that point. Yeah, Omar, did you ever get that checked out? No, I did not. Okay. I feel fine. I assume we know the answer was a substance, and I'm sure Omar knows exactly what substance it was.

No, I did not, because I knew it was cocaine. So he checked it out, all right, in the bathroom by himself. Of course, this guy is the best, and if you need him, CertifiedPolygraph.com. Allie's about to get strapped down. We've got ten questions here, Allie. You can veto one of them. And then your wife may join us for a bonus question. Yeah, because, you know, to be fair, it is a, let's be honest, final edition of Pride Month, Lied Day Friday.

How is my wife always available? Isn't she supposed to be working? You can ask her that question. Maybe she can ask you that question. Don't therapize someone. Hey, John, quick question. Allie, just so you know, I don't know if you knew this, but she is pregnant now. And she has maybe.

It's yours. Maybe it's your baby, John. Congratulations. Shocked? The NDA sign says I can't say I'm glad I could help. Oh, boy. John is, let me say something about John Grogan. He's going to strap Allie down with all this stuff on her fingers and her wrist, pulse, whatever he has.

But I just want to know, John, because she's pregnant now and potentially has multiple heartbeats inside of her, is that going to mess up your equipment at all? Is there any sort of a different thing you have to do for a pregnant woman on a lie detector test or no? The stomach strap, I extended it. Hey. I'm not showing yet, John. It's not even seven weeks. I was wondering why you brought so many cords in today.

Now I know. I was just so elastic. That's so much space. That size equator. So that's big time. So he's got like the seatbelt extender like on the airplane on Allie right now. All right. I have already gained a significant amount.

John, you let me know when she's strapped in and ready, and we will get to these questions. Once again, round one is the questions. Round two is the answers. It's a lie day Friday. No one has gotten through this unscathed. Even if the lies are small, there's always a little bit of dishonesty that we have found. And I've got a lot of the questions that you guys have asked, including things about lesbians and some of its general lesbian questions. Some of them are very specific for Ali lesbian.

John is making his way around Ali's body right now. He really did have to. It's tight. Yeah, it's not that tight. It used to fit you loose. It's time for a lie day Friday. You sit on a throne of lies. Why is it lie after lie after lie?

The only thing I know for sure is you're a goddamn liar. It's a lie! You're a parasite of lies, and I am your worst enemy. Lie day, Friday! Lie day, Friday! All right, welcome to Lie Day Friday here. I'm K-Rock. What a way to start your weekend.

Summer funner. Funner summer, guaranteed. For everyone except for Allie right now, who's going to find out later today how many babies she has inside of her. Who knows? Place your bets. Allie, are you ready for your... Well, I guess John's got a, he's putting your finger.

He's got one more finger clamp already. Is that because she's a lesbian and she has all those finger clamps? Or do you do that on all of us? You can do three fingers. You don't have to do two. Fizz clamp? You want to give her more clamps, John? Or is that regular?

Nothing special for lesbians? No, already. Okay. I will ask the questions the first round. John's going to make notes. You nervous, Allie? It is the same as everybody says. When you finally get into it, you get nervous even though you don't feel like you have anything to hide.

Question number one. I don't... Don't you also find the gays to be rather annoying this month? Yes. I do, at times. It depends on the gay, but it can be annoying. It can be a lot to commit to. We're being expected to be out and about all month long.

So as a gay lady, you're claiming that you also do find the gays to be annoying this month. Sometimes all year round. Depends. I can be annoying all year round. You know that. Oh, yeah. That is correct. John, is that the most honest answer you've ever gotten in the history of your testing?

Yes. Yes. Question two. You claim that you self-pleasured on the freeway. Yes, correct. But have you ever self-pleasured at work or any other public place? Huh. Not at work.

That's never happened. In another public place. Look at the way John's looking at you right now. It's so funny. You can watch this happening live on YouTube as we speak. You can see everything's on the up and up here at KROQ. In another public place. I can't remember, but I'm sure I have.

I don't really know. Like, no place comes to mind because I have a horrible memory. But I imagine I have self-pleasured in my car in a public setting, like at a parking lot. Oh, hi, Vanessa. I can see your face. Next question. There's no cameras pointed at me. No, there is.

All right. Next question. I can see your forehead. Great. Who on the show have you ever thought about sexually? I have had, I mean, like sexually when I'm doing stuff to them or just them in a sexual setting. Wow. Either.

I guess, yeah, all of the above. Well, I feel like every person, we've always imagined them having sex when they talk about their sex lives, right? Like, when Jake tells me that he hooked up with somebody and that he knocked the back out that punani, I do picture that in my mind, and that's what makes me gag. You do? Is that thinking? Yes. I don't picture that in my mind at all. Neither do I.

Really? I can't wait for the next song to start. Oh. That's what I'm picturing. Come on, Chili Peppers. No, stop making. No, I mean, if anybody is talking about a sex act, then, yeah, I'm picturing it. You are, too.

Come on. John, you ever smash the back of that punani? Yes. Now I'm picturing that. So I guess the answer is yes. Next question. Did you give your wife herpes? No.

I don't think so. We have the herp. At least if she does, she's a carrier. Next question. If you find out today that you're pregnant with twins or triplets, will you be instantly filled with regret that you'd started this process of getting pregnant all over again? No, I don't think I'd be instantly filled with regret. It might be a slow burn. No, I wouldn't regret that.

Yeah. Next question. Next question. Would you rather have sex with Jake the Nerd or lie detector guy John Grogan? Oh, man. You know, it would definitely be a Mr. John Grogan polygraph examiner. Yeah, it's just because I have too many images of like the sweat and the musk in the shack and having to put on the AC because it was just so sweaty and hot.

And I don't, none of that sounds good to me. John, what do you think about that? She chose you. At least she said she chose you. We'll find out in a moment if she's lying or not. I think you know if I am or not. Excellent. Excellent.

You gave a thumbs up. It's very happy. I'm going to knock the back out of that boonani. Are you concerned at all, Allie, that when you leave to take maternity leave, that you will be replaced by a hotter person and we will all forget about you forever? Yeah. I am. We're hoping.

Yeah, I think everyone in this job is afraid of being replaced. And I think the fact that everyone's so excited about the long list of hot women that you've talked about replacing me, it makes me a little bit more nervous. Yeah, especially because Alina Abovian came in here and said two words and everyone offered her like 10 jobs. I mean, that was insane. Never seen it like it. It was like an Alina Abovian job fair opened up in the middle of her. Took me 10 years just to get put on emails. We all regret it.

Next question. Do you check out other girls' asses at the gym the same way that guys do? This is like a lesbian kind of question. Check out is in a I want to have sex with you way or I want to look like that way? The question is just do you check out other girls' asses at the gym? Some I check out because I find them attractive and some I check out because I'm like, I wonder what ass exercises she's doing. so I guess

regardless of context the answer would be yeah in the locker room no I mind my own naked business last it is the YMCA after all have you ever wanted to divorce your wife um no

do I hold on don't say too much else you can say no with confidence on the phone right now is your wife Oh, hi. Katie, hi. Hi, honey. Hi.

You have a question you'd like to ask Allie as well while she's strapped down to the lie detector test, correct? Yeah, sure. Okay, do you support my tap dancing or do you think it's stupid? Nice. Do I still get to veto a question? You still get to veto a question.

Do I get to V heel toe a question? Oh, God. No. Does that machine have a muzzle on it, John? No, I do support Katie's tapping. I do. I want her to do something that she enjoys. All right.

Katie, anything else you want to know while your wife is strapped on a lie detector or is that it? Do you resent me for you carrying the child? No. This is a good one. Okay. Now we're getting somewhere. A little bit. Yeah, a little bit.

Okay. Does that change anything? I can't wait to hear about this divorce question. I was remembering this morning, you had a panic attack like the day of our wedding. I forgot about that. You're right. I did have a panic attack. Yeah.

And I was just thinking about that this morning. I'm like, maybe she didn't ever want to get married. Huh. Well, that's something to think about. Yeah. John, we're going to get to the results in a moment. A lot of questions we need answers to. I'm hot.

I'm warm. Let me ask you, were there any lies told during that? Yes. Okay. And now you can't make noises, Allie. When we get back from this song, we will get the exciting results of Allie's lie detector test on a lie day Friday. Conclusion next on KROQ. I don't know what to think right now.

I am blown away. Why? Because, you know, look, it's always exciting when you're on a lie detector test, but then when we get the results and we find out what things you told the truth about and what things you lied about, it gets even more exciting. It's Lie Day Friday at KROQ. You sit on a throne of lies. Why is it lie after lie after lie?

The only thing I know for sure is you're a goddamn liar. It's a lie. You're a parasite of lies, and I am your worst enemy. Lie Day Friday. Lie Day Friday. All right, the moment we've been waiting for. Anything you would like to admit before John reads the results, Ali, or no? No, I do think it's messed up to just have all of a sudden my wife on the phone.

That really threw me off. And John showed me my chart at the moment she called. Oh, that was her heart that spiked off the computer, John? It did. And what does that mean? Does that mean she's in love? Combined with lying. Oh, okay, great.

Well, I can't wait for the results now. John's going to read the questions we asked to tell you what you said and if they were the truth or they were lies. So here we go, John, whenever you're ready. When we asked her, who on the show have you thought about sexually, she said all, everybody, and that was true. Oh, my God, Allie. What a perv. You're a weird sicko.

We all picture each other having sex. I have not. I have not. What is wrong with you? You think of all of us having sex? No, when you guys, when we all talk. With you? No, not with me.

You're all respective sex lives. You're having thoughts about Vanessa and the chef. When she talked about having sex in the back of a car, I picture that happening. That's just, I think, in pictures. That didn't happen, Mom. John, can you tell she's lying from the back? Yes. Okay.

All right, moving on. That's question one. All right, one down. We go to the next question. John Grogan's here, by the way. He is certified polygraph detector, examiner. He's trained at this. He's done 14,000-plus tests.

tests. I would imagine more than that at this point, but he's the best. Alright, here we go, John. When we asked her, have you ever wanted to divorce your wife? She said no, and that was a lie. I think that happens to every married couple, right? Every married couple has thought

about it. You can't even, you shut your, you open your mouth right now and be honest yourself. You guys asked me this question. What about you, Omar? When I was on the line. We all thought about it. Okay. You guys are a bunch of lying liars.

Never thought about it. Yeah, right. Took a vow. Okay. Took an oath. Bow, bow, bow. Next question. When we asked her, don't you also find the gays rather annoying this month?

She said yes, and that was true. Yeah, okay. I love my community. Allie, at the end of this test, you're going to be hated by everyone. Your wife, your coworkers, and the gays. I have no one left. I only had a few. So you do find the gays annoying in the month of June?

I just think the idea of constantly being at Pride events can be annoying for me, yes. The expectation that we have to constantly be parading around. I just feel like I want to live my life. Next question, John. This is Ali. If you're just joining us, lie detector test results on a lie day Friday. A lesbianist final Pride edition. We asked her, you claim you self-pleasured on the freeway.

have you ever self-pleasured at work or any other public place? She said yes, and that was true. Yeah, probably. She doesn't even know where, so many places. No, I probably have, yeah, in multiple public places. Think of like a restaurant or something? No, I don't think in a restaurant, no. You don't think in a restaurant?

I can say without a shadow of a doubt, I've never self-pleasured in a restaurant. Like, I know that for a fact. I can't remember. I don't think so. John, is it possible that someone can smoke enough weed that they can beat the lie detector test by having too many memory lapses,

or no, you can still get through all of that? No, it won't change anything. Really? Wow. I would love to do this just to help me with what's happened in my life. Where are my keys? All right, moving on. We asked her,

would you rather have sex with Jake the Nerd or lie detector guy John Grogan? She said John, and that was true. Hey, John! How's that feel for you, bud? I already bought her a ticket. Okay. Hey, I'm going to change it back.

That's right. That's right. One ticket to pound town, huh? John, would you like to tell her you want to smash the back out that punani? She likes that. She'll never be the same after. Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Nah, nah. All right. Stop, Jake. By the way, Jake, big loss for you in the back. I mean, that is. Such bull crap. Moving on, John. We asked her, did you give your wife herpes?

She said no. And that was true. Yep. I don't think I have. I don't think you can catch it like that. What do you mean you can't catch it like that? You gotta catch it. It's not a softball, you weirdo.

All he thinks of is herpes. It's like fireflies. All right, moving on. No follow-ups to that one. John, a few more questions left. We asked her, if you find out you are pregnant with twins or triplets, will you regret trying to get pregnant again? She said no, and that was true. There you go.

Oh, wow. Yeah, I wouldn't regret it. You're a good person. I mean, you'll be free. I mean, that would be devastating. That would be a huge financial burden. And we're still going to give one away. We're still going to give one away Monday morning on the air.

Oh, totally. Okay, cool. We asked her, do you check out asses on girls at the gym? She said yes, and that's true. Yeah. For multiple different reasons, though. And I'm never creepy about it. That's a lie.

I know that machine's not on you still, but I can see it moving. I just always get on the machines that are in the second row. Right. Yeah, that already says something right away. You line up at the second row, and there's open machines in the first row. Pervert alert. Rant, rant, rant. All right, moving on.

We asked her, are you concerned that when you take maternity leave, you will be replaced by a hotter person, and we will all forget you forever? She said yes, and that was true. Yeah. And it probably is. Yes, also very true. That's right. And then we had, I think, your wife's questions, right? These were the wife questions?

Yes. Okay, here we go. This is the ones that matter most. Everything else has been just a giant waste of time until we get to this. All right, whenever you're ready. We asked her, do you support your wife's lame-ass tap dancing? She said yes, and that was a lie. No, okay.

I do support her doing something that she loves. I just don't like it. I just think that there's a lot of things that she loves that cost a lot of money. But the tap dancing, you support? And I don't like having to watch all the videos of her in the studio practicing and stuff like that. But I want to see her tap dance. John, do you think tap dancing is lame ass, as you refer to it? Yes, you do.

That's correct. That's correct. I love you, honey. I do support you. All right. And the final question. We asked, do you resent Katie for you being pregnant? She said yes, and that was true.

Yeah. Yeah. I hate to admit that, but I think if she could man up a little bit. By the way, I will say something right now. I think my wife resents me that I couldn't get pregnant and carry the kid. I think when you feel like this in this part the first trimester, I think you just resent everyone for everything

and I told her, I said I had to carry those kids inside of my nutsack for God knows how long and that was a burden on me a burden, but I did it but you know what, when I really do think about it me being pregnant is a lot less annoying than Katie being pregnant oh yeah, so it's a win for you probably

yes, I think it is overall a win for me well John, what did we learn today from Allie's lie detector test she's mostly truthful Yeah, she's an honest person, very hormonal. You give her a lot of credit for doing this. Oh, look at that. Wolves of Glendale have just arrived right now. Well, this is going to be, the show is just about to get even better,

and I don't know how that's possible. John, you're the best. Thanks, John. Thanks for being here. You have really, you've really opened up a lot of things. Has your wife texted you yet or no? Let's see. I just want to see if Allie's wife has texted her or not.

I think not texting is good. No, and that worries me. Okay. You gotta take a break When we get back We have some news to get into And then a brand new hour of the show will begin John, thanks as always

Find this guy on Instagram LieDetectorGuys CertifiedPolygraph.com Quick break Back with more show After this on KROQ Someone says goodbye Allie And welcome back Crystal B

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number is 844-956-GOAT. Before we get into this news, Allie, someone has got some interesting thoughts about you, and you were talking about pool rentals. People are renting out their own private pools, making a lot of money. This guy says you can have his pool. Hi, I was calling to let Allie

know she wanted to rent my pool. she could for a discounted price of $400 even for that family of pool peers. I'm not letting her come to use my pool as her personal toilet. Come on, I wouldn't do that. She should be charged $1,000 for... Well, you just raised the price significantly

from $400 to $1,000 because of how much you go pee in the pool. I'll pee in a different pool. Thank you very much. Anybody's pool. She's going to go in it and pee in it. And I asked this before, but it was never answered. Does your wife know that you pee in the pool

or does she pee in the pool as well? And this is just a family of pool pee-ers. Please tell me you don't teach your kid to pee in the pool. Please tell me you do not teach him to pee in the pool. That guy's nauseated by you and your entire family. I'm raising a family of pool pee-ers, and I'm proud of it. And it's the same as a family of people who clip their nails in public. They're just going to raise kids who do the same thing in public.

Allie comes from a long line of pool pee-ers. That's how she was taught. That's how she was raised, and she continues to pass that on to her family. It's a problem. It's disgusting. And it makes me. You know, and it's successfully 90% of people do it. So, boom.

That's not true. We've done our own survey here on the show before. And we said, just call now and just yes or no, you pee in the pool. And we found out that it is definitely less than 50% of the population. You're one of the laziest people I know. I know you are not getting out of a pool to go pee. Would never pee in my own pool. That's for sure.

Yes, you would. And I know you have. Not my own. Yes. Yeah, right. But other people's? If I were to pee in my pool, I would stand on the side of it and pee into it like a fountain. Oh, I like that.

I wouldn't actually swim around in it like some sort of a weird caveman, okay? We get into your news now, then a brand new hour of the show will begin. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. That big Boyle Heights fire from the storage facility is out, which means that the cleanup has begun. And the fresh new set of problems for the people in the neighborhood is the giant swarms of rats that are beginning to show up because they love trash. They love debris. They love meat.

And they want to feast on all that rotting meat that is inside the building. Rats are incredible at finding even just a tiny morsel of chicken left in someone's barbecue. So imagine 85 million pounds of meat and how many rats that is going to attract. They're already beginning to see them. Bunch of rats running around in a pile of trash off Union Pacific right near the logistics, lineage logistics building. There's quite a pack of them in this pile of stuff here. quite big too there's another one right there wait till they get a load of that building with all the food in it yep they're gonna have the best fourth of july ever these rats imagine you

get to spread that word if you're a rat and you get to tell your other rat buddies like yo you know we've been eating this woman's lesbian's barbecue little scraps of meat she's got in there there is a just a giant pile bigger than anything we've ever seen and it's all ours and imagine with 85 million pounds of meat, how many pounds of rat crap are going to have to clean up? Oh, triple that probably. And the other interesting piece of rodent news is that even though you might try and stop mice and rats by poisoning them and setting up traps, according to research, they are mutating and becoming immune to rodent poisons. If the thought of mice and rats makes your skin crawl, then the phrase mutating mice probably sounds like something out of a horror movie.

But researchers say it's a real growing problem. A recent Rutgers University study found that mice are genetically evolving to become resistant to the poisons designed to kill them. They're getting smarter by the day. It is fascinating that their ability to survive. I mean, rats and cockroaches and mice, they're just going to live forever. They are so adaptable. You know what they can't survive is that glue trap. Haven't figured out glue, have you, mouse?

Haven't figured out that yet, but sadly, my wife thinks that's inhumane, so she wouldn't let me put down the glue trap. So we had to catch them in these little no-snap. She wouldn't even let me snap the necks. She wanted them to go in these little cages where they lived. And then someone would come and pick up the cages and free them somewhere. Those things are bulky, too, right? No, they're not that much. Yeah, I mean, they're definitely bigger than the glue trap sticks.

But I've stepped on those glue traps before. And let me tell you, they have died. And I died. And I almost died. I stepped up for three days waiting to get rescued. Humans can't adapt. But those things are real sticky. They are.

Especially in the summer, they get real hot and melty. Wait, you're telling me that glue traps are sticky? Well, the ones, yes. Oh, my God. I knew they'd be sticky for rats, Omar, but I didn't think they'd be as sticky. I knew they'd be that sticky. I didn't think it would stick to my foot as hard as it did. Really?

Oh, yeah. Katie took a video of one of ours who got stuck in the glue trap and was trying to pry itself out of the glue trap and was trying to get out of the garage. It was like dragging itself out of the garage. My wife just washed itself. Sometimes they'll just rip their own leg off. Yeah. Like that guy that got stuck in the mountain climber.

I think it's foot came off at one point. And then they just scurry off with three legs. It's hard to know who to trust when it comes to your news. Most people these days are getting their news from TikTok. So who do the people trust? They have done a study, and it turns out that the people, their most trusted news source as of now is the Weather Channel. It has held the title of America's most trusted news source for the last five years in a row. Overall trust in the news, yes, has gone down over the years for obvious reasons.

But other than the Weather Channel, the next most trusted news source is PBS, followed by the Wall Street Journal and BBC. The least trusted were Breitbart News, Fox News and Comedy Central. You know, that's interesting because the Weather Channel consistently gets the weather wrong. I know that's the part that's crazy. It's like, what's the percentage that they're off? But I think people are like, hey, these guys are obsessed with the weather. They're boring. They must be able to have some kind of objective news reporting.

ability just because they're the most boring people on the planet. Do they actually deliver any news on the Weather Channel other than weather? No, I think they do. They do? Yes, and I think that's why people like it because they've got no skin in the game. They're just weather people who also report on the news. It's not like they have an agenda. It makes sense. That is the thing

is that most, it's very difficult to find anything that is, you know, quote, fair and balanced, right? Yeah, everything is got a political lean or all of a sudden they do some story about something and then you see like this brought to you by this pharmaceutical company that clearly paid for that last story. Right. But a person who's like, it's 62 degrees right now.

And also, here's what happened today. Oh, yeah, big weather, talking. You know, where I get my trusted news is gas station pump TV. Oh, that's good. I don't think they have any care in the world. They just deliver it. Sometimes it's a list. Sometimes it's a funny little video of a puppy.

What if it had such a... Isn't Mario Lopez on those things? I think he's on... He's pushing an agenda. He's hotel TV, sadly. Big Mario. I don't trust Big Mario, okay? But I get my trusted news from Gas Station TV.

If you are going to rate rotisserie chickens, I believe there is a clear winner. It's Costco. You can't go wrong with the price or the quality. And you have some at other grocery stores. A lot of other stores are trying to compete with the Costco rotisserie chicken. And Trader Joe's has released their highly anticipated version of rotisserie chicken. And people are now buying it and reviewing it. Would you buy this?

It is a pound of pre-seasoned, pre-shredded rotisserie chicken breast. It's big when it's shredded. I know you're probably getting more of the same amount. It's not a full chicken. It's also one pound and it's $8.99. So for $9, which is twice as much as the Costco chicken, you're getting less chicken. However, it's pre-shredded. You don't have to do any of the work to rip that chicken apart.

Though I do kind of feel like a cool cavewoman doing that. Yeah, I like that work. They say the convenience is great because you don't have to pull it off. And you can, like Trader Joe's people, they love, they're like, I mixed it with the spicy queso and I made an incredible taco out of it. And did they get creative? So if you're mixing it with stuff, people like it. But just a rotisserie chicken by itself, it's like wet, slimy, but also dry at the same time.

Yeah, I liked when Costco would give it to you in that little biodome. I really lost a lot of respect. I think the bag has changed it. Yeah, the bag of chicken for some reason. I don't know why, because I'm a man who got trapped in a rat glue trap. So clearly I shouldn't have standards. But for whatever reason, when they went from the little biodome to the bag, it lost a little bit. It's like the juices that are just accumulating at the bottom of the bag.

It feels gross. You're right. Everyone's playing for second place in the world of rotisserie chicken. Yeah, no one's going to compare. Or rotisserie chicken, as Johnny likes to say. Get into a brand new hour of the show next. Perhaps the greatest hour of your life.