Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Pantyhose Greg, Ally's Baby Speaks and MORE

Episode Date: August 14, 2026

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The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the World Famous K-Rock. Good morning. Thank God it's Friday! And welcome to your weekend. It is just after 9 o'clock here. From the World Famous K-Rock Studios at Mid-Miracle Mile Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles, California. Good morning, Orange County. Good morning, Pasadena. Good morning, LA.

And good morning to anyone who is watching us as we are streaming live on YouTube. We got lots to get into this hour on the show. We kick things off by getting you tickets to Six Flags for the 20th caller. The number is 800-520-1067. Then we are going to turn up the microphones on Allie's womb and check in with her baby. I believe today is supposed to be gender reveal day. And so maybe we find out. Will that be a boy or will that be a girl? If that's how we find out, I'm going to be pissed.

in my least favorite bit. I don't know what your baby's going to say because we haven't turned the mics up but Omar's got the power to do it so we will turn them up loud enough to hear just like they do with the cameras. You know, those cameras they use to show you what your kid looks like in there.

Those aren't regular cameras, Allie. That's not 12 megapixels. Those are real deal x-ray powered sonograms or whatnot. X-ray powered? I don't know. They're doing something in there. No, they're pretty messed up. They were constantly putting that on my stuff.

Whatever they're doing, they're able to see stuff. They got special cameras. We got special sound here in radio. So don't judge the system. There is no system. You're making up this whole system. Omar's going to... Omar, you can boost the levels, right?

Absolutely. 100%. We'll check in with Ali's womb in just a moment. Any movement on the helicopter thing? There is. Movement has been made. Yep. Movement has been made.

We have a lead on a copter. Johnny is trying to back out of this whole helicopter thing. But that's how we're going to do the gender reveal. Johnny and the chopper. He's going to throw out hot dogs. if it's a boy or tacos if it's a girl. And anyone who's below the helicopter will get a free lunch regardless.

I think that we're having a little bit of a roadblock with throwing food out of the helicopter, but I try to keep it vague. What do you mean? They said they wouldn't do that? Well, they were like, you're throwing things out of the helicopter? Is this going to be safe? And I was like, yeah, it could be. Who asked that? The helicopter people asked that? No, our sales guy that's got the

connection. Keep them out of this. I just kept it vague. I said, don't worry, it'll be safe. I'm trying to get help from all places. Kenya? Kiana. Try that again. Jesus. Is this Kiana?

Yes, it is. Hi, Kiana. Welcome to K-Rock. You're on Klein Alley Show, and you are the 20th caller, more importantly. Oh, good morning. That's so exciting. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. You have tickets coming to you for Six Flags, Magic Mountain, four of them, and if we

call you back, I don't know, this weekend or Monday or something, you're going to get a gold pass for all of 2027, all right? Wonderful. Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Hold on one second. Very nice to meet you.

That's Kiana right there. Looking at this, yeah, it's definitely spelled Kiana, too, so I don't know where that went in your brain. In a moment, we are going to boost the microphones up. No. And hold them down to Ali's tummy

and hear what her kid has to say. We could have a gender reveal in moments on K-Run. I think in some weird way, Ali, what we're doing now, which I know you're not a fan of, this whole concept of the gender reveal. Regardless, it's a part of society, but for the most part, people are just trying to one-up each other,

outdo each other. It's pink, it's blue, and it's definitely been played out at this point. Oh, absolutely. But the idea of shifting that whole thing, the whole pink-blue thing, to hot dogs and tacos, two foods universally loved by the masses. By us, especially. Yeah, I mean,

let's be completely honest. Hot dogs and tacos have both... Those are like foods that have saved us time and time again. You're broke, you're drunk, It's available in the street. I mean, I'm talking about foods where you've been... Cheap and filling, both of them. Both of them, for different reasons.

Both in cart form and in restaurant form. Right. And to be honest, very hard to make them bad. Like, even a bad taco, even a bad hot dog is still good. It still hits, yeah, in a way. Still hits. So we believe that there should be a giant shift in this whole reveal thing. And when you reveal to the masses, you are not revealing blues and pinks.

You're revealing something that can immediately be eaten and consumed by the masses. I'd like to expose the genitals specifically of the baby. But that's what it is. I mean, when I meet people that say... And it's about sex for me, not gender. You never know what's going to happen, right? This is the sex of the baby. You don't know how they want to be, quote, identified.

This is the junk they have. So let's just go ahead and do something that will be a crowd favorite. Universally, people will love... Even if you're like, oh, man, I really want a son. I wanted a son two different times. I failed. I wanted a son, but every time I had gotten tacos, it would have been like a great consolation prize. And then think about the headlines when people throw things out of a helicopter, like money.

Right. People freak out. Now, imagine tacos being thrown out of a helicopter, hot dogs being thrown out of a helicopter, and how much the public would love that. Love it. I mean, not if it hits you in the face, but if it, you know. Then that's funny. That's what it's supposed to do. Right.

So, anyway, that's. Just open your mouth. We think the gender reveal thing should completely shift over to a hot dog. And if you're going to have one in the near future, please wow your guests. Trust me when I say they will appreciate immediately having a hot dog. Even bacon wrap. You want to bacon wrap those bitches? Great.

Oof. You don't know. Someone's going to roll in with a cart. You don't know what's in that cart. It's foil. Is it going to be bacon-wrapped hot dogs? We're going to load two carts onto the helicopter. Are there going to be tacos?

I'm not talking about a helicopter in this scenario. I'm talking about regular people in the backyard. We are trying to incorporate a helicopter because Johnny said that he would go up into a helicopter where he's been going for his Jason reports. He brought it up and said he would like to. He would like to. So we believe we have a helicopter on the ready. Johnny will go up. I don't think it's going to happen today, sadly.

But Johnny says he will do it. But, Allie, we've decided, because your child is involved, that the baby that's growing inside of you right now is involved. We should hear what they have to say about it. And so if you could put the microphone down to your womb and or vagina. That's where it is. It's in the middle of my vagina. Well, no one knows how it works, but if you could put it down there, just in that general vicinity. We hear your heart.

Oh, sure. Let me. There you go. You're not moving. You're not playing along. I'm putting the microphone down there. Can someone come in here and hold the mic on Allie's room? Because she's not doing it.

A little help. God damn it. We can't. I'm turning it up. I'm turning it up. Just turn it up louder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Johnny's now trying to get out of going into the helicopter to reveal the gender.

So we're going to go right to the source. Hi, Allie's unborn baby. Can you hear us? Hello? Hey, guys. I hear that I'm about to find out my gender. I'm so excited. Although I guess if Johnny's involved, I'm a girl because he's a giant pussy.

Okay. Okay. Wow. You know what? That's how we've done the gender reveal. I like this bit. Apparently, he thinks he's a girl or she thinks she's a girl because Johnny's a giant pussy. Now we know.

So more tacos. Well, it's going to be a taco day today, baby. KROQ, we're your client-only show in the studios, Postmaster Johnny. Time for a little round of Johnny Doesn't Know. You don't need to know answers to these questions. You just need to know if Johnny will know the answers. The questions are all based on things involving school because everyone's got school on the brain these days. Welcome back to the KROQ studios, Postmaster Johnny.

What's good, man? Giant pussy. Oh, Allie's baby. Calm down. The baby. The baby's got... Sky pussy. That's crazy.

That's a good little baby. That's right. We don't know the gender yet, but we do know that the baby's got great vocabulary, so we got that to look forward to. Very advanced. Johnny, you are, once again, now you are refusing to go in the helicopter, or you're not? Yeah, I told you guys, it makes me uncomfortable, don't want to do it, and I know you guys would encourage me to do it, so thank you.

Ha ha, that's what you think. You can call me all names and stuff, I don't care about that. That's whatever. What if we just blindfolded you and led you into a secret location that happened to be very noisy and have a propeller? On a freeway? You're in a shaky room, Johnny. Just don't worry. This is what the general public thinks.

This is day two calling to say Johnny's a pussy and he needs to be held accountable. He's pussied out on the helicopter. He's pussied out on skydiving with blind Charlie. Listen, I don't care if you don't want to get in a helicopter. I get it. The thing that we don't like is when you say, like, very confidently on the air, yeah, that sounds great. I'll do it.

I want to do it. And then we go, okay, good. You're going to do it. And you go, no, no, no. I couldn't possibly do that. After we've decided that's happening, then on the side he goes, I actually don't want to do that. Yeah, like the same thing with Blind Charlie. You're like, yeah, I was going to have it with Blind Charlie.

You're like, you will? You're like, sure. Why do I care? We're like, great. And then we set it up. And then you're like, no, no, I couldn't do that. It's terrifying. You don't want to lie to our listeners.

They feel betrayed. So if you're not going to be a part of this historic gender reveal, dropping tacos out of a helicopter. It's okay. We don't need Johnny to make it successful. Yeah, I was wondering kind of, too, like, my correlation to, like, how I fit into Ali's gender reveal. Because you're the chopper guy. You're the one who said you wanted to go in the helicopter. I didn't jab her with the IVF shots, and then I was like...

Johnny, it's the chopper thing, because you do these Jason reports where you talk about all the cool events happening. That's the whole reason we started talking about helicopters in the first place. Yeah, because you've been doing a fake helicopter report for Jason. Do you want me to play any of those, or do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, play me a Jason report. I really didn't want to. Okay. But here's Johnny and the chopper.

All right, this weekend, Jason, you got the NFL preseason starting tonight. It's the Panthers take on the Cardinals, and finally we'll have something entertaining. We should have had a new Jason report today because it's Friday, but we don't have one, so I'll just play last week's. But anyway, the point is you're in the fake helicopter, so we put you in a real helicopter, and then you said, I will do Jason from a real helicopter. We said, great, let's do it. And then it became, while you're up there, might as well reveal the Allie's baby.

I got an idea. I got an idea. Sure, it sucks. No, it doesn't suck. Do a helicopter with the boss? No. How do you do that? They just take turns slapping you on the face with their Ds?

I'd settle for that for a gender reveal. That would be great. What's your idea? I was going to say, what if we went on a roller coaster, like at Disney or something, and then threw hot dogs and wieners off of that? No, no, no. It's a problem for so many reasons. Well, how is it not a problem to throw stuff out of a helicopter?

Why don't we do something I already like and want to do in a way? It's like the same thing. All right. Whatever. All right, let's hit the song. We're just not going to do it. Welcome to Johnny Doesn't Know. This is Postmaster Johnny, also known as Gay Leno.

And here we go. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in battle for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jell-O.

Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wiggles. All right, school. School's back. Johnny claims he got through school. Still talks to one of his teachers. We say good morning to Jeremy in Hermosa Beach. Everyone who gets theirs right,

Ali's going to write your name down, and one of you is going to leave here with tickets, tickets, tickets. Here we go. It's Johnny Doesn't Know School. Johnny? I'm going to give you some acronyms that you would hear in school.

I'm good at this. I know this one. Well, start easy. They'll get harder. GPA. Will Johnny know what GPA stands for, Jeremy? Yes. I'm going to say Johnny Does.

You're my boy, Johnny. All right, Johnny. This guy's got your back. He says you will know what GPA stands for. This is, once again, the easiest one, and they get slightly more difficult. He says you will know. What does GPA stand for? GPA is grade point average.

All right, and what was your GPA, Johnny? Oh, damn. What year? In college or high school? Because I had two different ones in high school. Let's do high school. All right, high school was 2.7, and then college, I had a 3.5 one semester. No, zero chance.

One semester. I'm dead ass. September 2017. Oh, the 2017 fall. I was on fire, bro. I had like five classes. They're all P.E.? No, no, no.

That was my first semester. They're all teachers that wanted to F. Johnny. I think that's what it was. A horny teacher semester. Hold on, Jeremy. You got that right. Well, they were all women, too. So, yeah.

That makes sense. Johnny, here we go. Next one. Yeah. Something I don't think you had to worry about. A.P. A.P. What does that stand for?

Don't answer yet. Let's say hi to Gabriel and Fontana. Johnny doesn't know. Will Johnny know it? AP stands for in the world of schoolwork. Sweet dibs, guys. Sweet dibs. Good, sir. Johnny, now AP. Yes. All right, Johnny.

AP. You ever take one of them AP classes? Nope. Because I was for the super smart kids and the foreign exchange students. They all took those. They were hella smart. And what does the AP stand for? Advanced placements. Good job, Johnny. Wow. Advanced placements.

Advanced placement. I didn't say Asian persons and all the other Ford Exchange students that were smarter than me. Everyone's afraid to laugh at that one. That's a compliment. It is a compliment. We go to question number three, and Johnny's gotten two right.

Didn't think he would get those first two right. Let me say hi now to Dina from Lakewood. Good morning, Dina. Hi, good morning. Johnny doesn't know. Will Johnny know what the SAT stands

for yes or no i'm gonna say no okay johnny you've taken the sat right sadly do you remember what you got on that hell no we all cheated and just did it quickly because it wasn't graded you said already 2.7 yeah that was just that was his sat score 2.7 also same as my gpa uh johnny what does the sat he stand for? I'm going to take a shot in the dark. I don't remember. She says you won't know. But I kind of remember. Standardized aptitude test.

That's a smarter answer than I thought you would have given. Wow, really? Yeah, you got nothing right other than the word test. Oh, what the hell? Scholastic. Oh, standardized aptitude test is a thing though. Scholastic. Book fair. That's right. Remember the book fair? That's what it stands for. It's very confusing.

We have to be super smart to figure that out. Yes. Scholastic. Aptitude. Academic. Ass. It always comes back to ass. How is it always about ass? Standardized. Wait. Scholastic. Scholastic.

Assignment. Assessment. There you go. Assessment test. That's right. Diane, I was correct in predicting Johnny wouldn't know. Johnny doesn't know what he got on that. Very good guess, though. I'm on it. I'm on it. Alex Costa Mesa. It's back to school. Postmaster Johnny. Will Johnny know? These are just basic

acronyms you would hear in school. Another one I'm not sure Johnny was a big part of, but GATE. Do you know what GATE stands for in the school or the world of schools? Johnny will not know. Okay, wow. Hi, Alex.

Thank you for coming in hot. Johnny will not know with confidence. What does GATE stand for? Oh, man. I don't know what GATE was. I don't think they had that at my school. I believe that. What was that?

Is that a real class? It's a real something. Allie, you know this one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Allie, Allie. I'm just interested in what you're going to say. Wow.

It's a big, big thing at school. He says you won't know. Can I take a guess as like what type of class this probably was? Sure. Are these the teachers that would come into class and take out two or three kids at a time and then go take them away for a majority of the class and then bring them back? You mean like a special ed situation? Is that what it is?

Maybe. Are those the gate people? We have the gatekeepers. The teachers come and they take the... I honestly thought he was going to describe a gate. Oh, really? Oh, it's a person. Yeah, like it's to keep the students in or out.

To figure out the front of the school with the lock on it. To keep the school locked. They have the cool security guard out front who is like the security guy. Don't overthink it. Maybe that's it. Gate. Gate? Okay, so like the security guard guy then, who's also the football coach and the history teacher.

No, that's wrong. It's the gifted. Oh, so it is the... And? Intellectual? Gifted and? Oh, gifted and terminally. Damn.

Gifted and? Gifted and terminal? Why would you invest in that? It's a waste of time. We're not really getting a lot of payback on this program. Great, you learned algebra. Goodbye. You've got to finish this paragraph before you die.

Gifted and talented. uh damn what does e stand for in school education education gifted talented education sure you want to show you were a part of that johnny i don't know man i was part of the gifted i'm sure uh terminal that's that's true all right we have time for one more and it's gonna be everyone's gotten theirs right julia that's amazing julie uh we end with you good morning julie good morning guys sweet dibs uh you think johnny will know what pta stands for this is the last one now will johnny know what pta stands for yes or no julie yes all right she's got confidence in you johnny uh make her proud and make this a clean sweep of everyone predicting correctly

i got you juliet pta stands for parent teacher association wow look at that all right ali everyone predicted correctly who's winning these tickets to go up to big bear for the uh grand prix congratulations to gabriel gabriel you've done it well done good sir you called you played you predicted correctly and you win uh hold on one second we get you those tickets and thank you for calling k-rock on a friday morning the reality of this show is that some days we have new listeners and some days we lose listeners and uh we did hear from someone at the beginning of the summer that said we would not hear from them again until september at the earliest they were going to take a sabbatical or a hiatus i'm not sure what the difference is

between those two things but they seem like people just want to take some time off and that man's name was a pantyhose greg he was not going to call or listen to the show for a couple of months he thought that it was for his own best interest and we were fine with it uh but jake has informed me that he has now left his 100th message of the summer are you kidding and this is it might be more. Bro, I'm so stoned and loving every minute of this. It's 1.15 a.m. on Friday morning. I'm going to cry all day. I'm going to cry all night. So this is 1.15 in the morning this morning, Friday morning. He did call and check in with us a few more times to let us know how his night It was progressing.

Clown and Allie, Danny O's Greg here. I've been up all night. It's 5.34, and I'm smoking more marijuana than ever before, my friend. So he is really, I think, going to attempt to smoke himself dead, which could be the first time anyone has ever actually overdosed on marijuana. I'm also amazed that he is up all night smoking that much weed, because I always smoked for a while, and then I would just fall asleep eventually. Eventually, yeah.

And they're loving every minute of it. Hey, Clyde, I just want to give you a shout-out. How you doing? Howdy, what's going on? I was Wesley. Oh, man. Give my son's name out your mouth. Give your son a shout-out.

How's it going? How's it going? How's Wesley? Doing the touchdowns. Good job, Wes. Hey, he needs a father figure in his life. He does. You know what?

I'll take it. So, well, he'll take that. He needs the support of a man role model. That little guy's funny, isn't he? All right. All right, well, there he is. Nice to know that painting host Greg is still alive and well. I don't know when he was asked to do a wellness check on him,

but Jake says he has left at least, I think at least three to four messages a day every day this summer. I'm amazed he can still fund this habit. I mean, this is hundreds of dollars of weeds he's smoking. I don't think he pays for his own weed, though. I think he gets... I think he panhandles outside of 7-Eleven. I thought he was banned, though, because I know they put his picture...

How do you get banned from panhandling? There's always a new 7-Eleven. No, I know, but he's been... He's made it to the top tier of the people that have been banned. Like, other people will panhandle and be like, get that guy out of here. Yeah, there's not many places left in Alhambra that he can go. Even if he did get the money for the weed, I think he's also been banned from a lot of the weed stores. Yeah, he can't go in there.

He can't steal any nuggets off the floor. Yeah, which is a great idea. I mean, how many nuggets do you see, though? A lot of times when I go, it's clean as hell in there. He would just go in the weed store to grab their shake off the floor and leave, and they finally said, you're not allowed back here. I think he also, if I'm not mistaken, is not allowed in a couple of Starbucks in that area as well. And he's not allowed at that guy's house. Shia LaBeouf's house.

Yeah, he can't go within 200 yards of Shia LaBeouf. We have to put a one sheet together of all the places he's banned. I mean, that actually would be interesting. I know you're probably sleeping at this point since you're up all night leaving messages. If you could leave a message of all of the places that you've been banned from. I'm curious to keep track of it all because it does feel like this is a growing list. No wonder he's in his little shed, because I don't think he can go anywhere. He got banned from that rehab facility, and I thought they're supposed to accept everyone.

And I think they kicked him out of his last place, too. Well, because he had those roommates. The Chinese roommates, yeah. Five Chinese roommates, and they don't want me here. Well, and he said they don't speak English, but we think they could. Right. It was being all loud like at 3 a.m. when normal people are sleeping. Yeah, and she was yelling at him.

Where's that message? That was so funny. Him getting yelled at by his roommate. She was so mad. God, I wish I could find that. That was the greatest, that was when his roommates were so angry at him that they tried to throw him out, I mean, I think in the middle of the night. I mean, gosh, I put Greg in here and there's just an endless. It never ends.

Hold on. Greg restraining order, Greg needs to move out. Good morning, Jake. It's Penny. How's Greg here? I was just calling to see if you might want to be roommates. I hear you're looking for a place. Anyways, let me know you got my number.

That must have been before he got thrown out He knew the end was near Even these call titles Greg, Rippin' Bong Hicks Greg, In-N-Out Onion Rings Greg, Swamp Ass Greg, Pickin' Your Ass Here's another one

Greg, Climbin' Alley, Penny O's Greg, I might move I found a place in a really cool location I'm sick of this Taiwanese landlady Who's always on my ass Everywhere he goes has got a problem. He's got to be understanding. He's the problem, right? Things from smoking weed

to making noise. It's just crazy. So I want to get out of here. I've been here long enough. But anyways, I should get out of the lease. She told me I think I could leave when I wanted to. Oh, sure. You can leave. You're out of the lease. She probably helped

him back. She ripped it up right in front of him. The amount of calls I have that said Greg moving or Greg thinking of moving. It's like 47. I know. We would have to go through these. It's too bad him getting yelled at by those roommates it's just the best well anyway please greg leave a message of all the places you've been um banned from i'm curious to find out how long that list has gotten and you're always welcome at the klein alley show events including the big endless summer

kegger that we'll announce on monday including the ones you got kicked out of yeah you got kicked out that's right you're welcome to all of our events that you've been kicked out from we got to take a quick break we're back with your news and then we got more tickets for six flags in in about 15 minutes on KROQ. Hey, God, it's Friday! And as a fact, good morning. Welcome to your KROQ. We get into your ADD news in just a moment.

But first, I think Allie should hear this message because she is an inspiration to all. Hey, guys. I just left Trader Joe's, and I was thinking, God, that cashier is totally flirting with me. And then I realized, oh, God, I'm being an Allie about this. No one wants to be an Allie about this, and that is the problem.

When you start to feel good about yourself for just a moment, and then you realize, wait a minute, and you do that with everyone. I've been alleyed. I'm not special. I'm just being an alley. Well, when they say, how are you doing? And you say, I'm good, thanks.

And then they make up a new thing to ask you about. It's like, whoa, enough already. I'm just trying to check out. I think that there was a whole video released about how they're trained, and they're trained to have conversations with you. Well, not you. You went to a Trader Joe's, and the guy was a dick.

That guy was a dick with a Carpe Diem tattoo on your neck. I know who you are, sir, and you did not carpe diem my day. Didn't Johnny go over there and disprove that? Wasn't he nice to Johnny? He was friendlier to Johnny, but we couldn't hear because the audio was so terrible. No, the audio was good.

He was chill. No, it was not about my neck. I thought you were a threat. Yeah, you look like a thug. When he was mean to me, my neck was not as big as it is now. So just remember, guys, don't be an ally. Flirting with me. And then I realized I'm being an ally about this.

don't be an alley here's your news grab your adderall it's time for add news well we may have mushed another one it's been a long time since we had heard from matt bellamy of muse we had him in the studio he was very nice we promoted the new album and he was talking about the new tour all very exciting just yesterday i got tickets to their show at the bowl was very excited about that i was there when miles popped in hey alley don't worry i got you all covered for the muse at the Hollywood Bowl. Amazing.

Thank you, Miles. Hours later, news broke that he's getting divorced. Oh, no. This does not seem like a we'll remain friends, we love each other

kind of thing. By the way, I don't know if there's a hotter person on the planet than his wife. Really? You think so?

Oh, yeah. She's kind of funny looking to me. No, she's pretty hot. I think at one point he came in here with her or something and I was like, whoa.

Why are we interviewing this guy? I mean, I can understand why. You're like a rock star. I think she's a model Professional model. I mean, she looks like a model.

He filed for divorce, and he is seeking sole custody of their two kids that are two and six years old. So it doesn't seem like a cordial divorce. It seems like it's going to be pretty messy. They have been separated for about a year already, so it's not a big surprise that their relationship didn't work out. But a custody battle is going to be hard to deal with while you are on tour. You might get some interesting performances. Yeah, I like that. Well, listen, a lot of these artists, they're able to come up with great songs when they're going through rough times.

So maybe this means good new muse coming. When life is good, maybe there's not as much inspiration. But, I mean, if you're the kids and you have a choice, don't you go with rock star dad? I'm trying to remember if he was here. Was there any conversation? I know he had talked to us about it. He was going to the world at the time. He's like, I already got tickets to the World Cup finals, going with the family.

I think he talked about his kids a little bit, but he did not. I mean, he didn't talk about family life or his wife or anything like that. I just kept asking to see pictures in his phone of his wife. And he said, not now. It's a weird question, sir. You think he still pervs out on her pictures, though? I think everyone, you know, you're with anyone. Anyone who's with anyone who's hot, eventually they're just annoying, I guess.

Yeah, I think everyone can be annoying if you live with them long enough. What's that famous saying? Show me someone who's hot, I'll show you someone who's tired of effing them or something. Yep, that's it. Did you make that up? No, that's a saying, guys. There's a saying. I've heard it before.

Will you show us? People say that saying. Look it up. Who says this saying? Confucius or someone said it. Confucius. Yeah, or it may have been Buddha. One of them said it, Ali.

Trust me. One of them was smashing, right? Definitely Gandhi. Yeah, Gandhi. He seems like so Gandhi. He was very hungry when he said it, but he did say it. He was a real carpe diem kind of guy, right? Right, right.

Klein, I want to make you feel better because you were caught violating a mannequin in Old Navy earlier this week. You were taking off her skirt. You were escorted out of the Old Navy. Possible ban on the way. But I want you to know that you're not the only one who has done bad things at an Old Navy. Cardi B, who is a new Old Navy ambassador, admits that she used to rob them blind and that she never got caught. Thank you, Old Navy, for holding me down in high school. You know, I used to steal from you guys all the time.

So it's just such a full circle moment that, like, I'm an ambassador for Old Navy and I used to steal all the time and I never got caught. Like, if it wasn't for you guys, I probably wouldn't be the freshest b**** in school because I was a fresh b****. I was stealing all the b**** from the cardigans from my a**hole baby b****. It was just like my experience there. The same. You did when you took your kids in there. Did you say you're going to be the freshest bitch in school? I said that.

I said, let's go. Let's go. We got to go freshen up, bitches. And then look at God. Look at God. Y'all need to understand, right? Like a BBL bitch, it is so hard for us to find jeans. Look at all my jeans, bitch.

I get it from Old Navy, Gap, Fashion Nova and shit like that because I'm 5'3 and I'm skinny. I got no waist, but my ass and hips is the size of Uganda. Is that help with your kids fighting? That's the section we went to, the Uganda ass section. The baby all section. That's where we went. It's the only way to find my jeans. We all want to live forever.

That's why we are stuffing our faces full of peptides and creatine. And now, of course, when we think it's good for us, we also think it's good for our pets. And apparently, pet owners are now turning to these alternative health methods to try and help their pets live forever. People are doing peptide injections for their dogs. And they're doing red light therapy. all the things supplements all the things that you are doing to try and live forever they think that they can pass that on to their dogs and of course there is no research saying that this is good for your dogs but people don't care they think if it's good for me and it's helping me

feel better why would i not pass that on to my animal there was some pill that was in the final stages of approval that was a weight loss drug no no the thing that was going to help our dogs live like 20 more years oh i didn't know about that one average dog taps out around i don't know 12, 13, you know, if you're lucky, right? I mean, I think. Well, you and yours was 17. Yeah, Chloe lived a good, almost 18, almost legal. But sadly, she didn't make it.

And the reality is that there's. Show me a guy with a 17-year-old dog and I'll show you a guy that's tired and what? No, that's not the expression. You're making that up. That's a fake quote now. So anyway, but I thought that that was the whole thing because everyone is the idea that we get dogs for such a short amount of time. Yeah, I mean, I know that it's cheaper than cloning the dog, which is what other, that's what Tom Brady did, didn't he? Well, we looked at, we spoke to that cloning expert at the time we tried to clone Betty White when she was about to die.

And they said that the cloning is still not even legal in this country. You can clone the dogs in Korea and then they'll send the one, they'll send them over here. But who knows really, because they look similar. And I know the people that have done it claim, oh, you can tell they've got the spirit of the same dog. But then some people have met, the dogs have met their cloned versions of themselves. Whoa, really? Yeah, that person was telling us. They said it gets real weird real quick.

The dog is like, hold on. It's like that Spider-Man meme. Yeah, that's exactly that. Both red rocketing at the same time. All right, we get into a brand new hour of the show in moments and perhaps the greatest hour of your life on KROQ.