Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Park Week Winner, Pickle Party and MORE

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Oh yeah, welcome to your K-Rock, welcome to your 9 o'clock, welcome to August, and welcome to a brand new week.

It is Monday, we are Klein Alley Show. Very excited this hour for all of you pickle enthusiasts, and I'm not just talking about the pregnant population, but we will have multiple pregnant people in the K-Rock studios this hour that all apparently have serious pickle cravings, And we will attempt to satisfy those cravings with one of the greats. And he's our pickle buddy, our insider. He's been working on all sorts of stuff, actually, for the last, like, hour. He's been outside the KROQ studios putting something together. He is Scott Kalin, founder of Kalin and Kalin Pickles.

You know that they are located at the Farmer's Market, original Farmer's Market right there. But I've seen them collabing all sorts of different places, and it's rare. I feel like every time I go somewhere and I get a sandwich, like, oh, by the way, the pickles are from Kalin and Kalin. And so they're exploding in the pickle space. We will satisfy all of your pregnant cravings this hour on KROQ. I mean, the amount of time this guy spends coming up with pickle concoctions. And I'm looking at this book, and there is a food category.

I mean, every food category is filled with pickles. You've got breakfast. You've got snack. You've got salad, soups. You've got desserts, cocktails, all of it containing pickles. Jake Dill, as you know, his last name is Dill. And he's also a fan of the pickle so much so that I know you try to put corn in all of your food inventions. jake but you agree that the pickle flavor is one of the best flavors we have don't you have that

you have that pickle of mustard you use for your mustard sandwich so uh listen we are we are all fans of the pickle here at k-rock but i would say that for whatever reason once you get pregnant that pickle craving gets intensified drastically pickles in a blanket client pickles with chicken and waffles for breakfast that's great anyway that's gonna be this hour on the show right now though let's go ahead and say hi to caller 20 uh give away some good news to sonia from downey hi sonia hi you are we did it you're the 20th caller at this exact moment at k-rock which means we have for you tickets to go see jimmy world the hollywood bowl those tickets are as good as yours that's on november 7th your name is the first name to go on a brand new standing standby boarding list

and if we call you back in a week you're gonna go pack your bags and head to atlanta for shaky Needs Music Fest, where you will see Jimmy World again, this time with Violet Grohl and The Strokes, Turnstile, and more, alright? Alright, nice. Hold on one second, what a way to start a brand new hour and a brand new week. Sonia is the first name, but we've got

plenty of spaces for your name, and we'll have more spots on that standby boarding list coming up on KROQ. Allie, after we play this one from Sum 41, we will announce the winner of Park Week, and we will talk about all of the terrible parking jobs, and then the pregnant women

parade will begin. Allie will be leading that charge, but there's other women that have showed up to KROQ now. Some of them have morning sickness as we speak. Others are, I think, in various trimesters of pregnancy. Hey, if you're going to throw something up, throw something up that's good. Someone could give birth on the show

this hour. I don't even know what's going to happen. So that all kicks off next right here on KROQ. KROQ, we're your Klein Allie show. Park Week was last week and Shark Week was also last week and they're keeping you safe from all of the sharks you'll probably not encounter in real life. But bad parkers we will encounter every single day, especially here in Southern California. Our driving may not be the worst in all of the states, but our parking is pretty damn bad.

And we're set up for failure. The spots are too small. Oftentimes the signs are confusing. And as a result, a lot of people just take it onto themselves to park however they damn well please. And as a result, we're left dealing with the mess that is Park Weekend. After receiving the most submissions we've ever received in the history of Park Week, we had to whittle it down from thousands to our eight favorites. And then you guys kind of took it from there.

And these have all been posted up on our Instagram at Klein Alley Show for you to look at. Yeah, among the finalists, one of my favorites, and I don't know if this is going to be the winner, but it is a person who, it looks like they repaved the parking lot and had just drawn fresh parking lane lines on the concrete. Oh, yeah, with a bunch of signs about please don't park here. Because it's wet. It's wet paint. Yeah, but it's still a spot.

So this person decided, you know what? I'm not even going to park in one of those lanes. I'm going to park in two different spots, all of which have fresh paint. They coned off a parking lot that had clearly just been resurfaced and painted so that no one would actually park there. And this person figured out a way to park between the cones, which is impressive, but also a real dick move. And that is why you have been brought to the finals for Park Week.

And, you know, we've got our favorites here. I mean, there's the, just spoke about In-N-Out, but here's a, In-N-Out's one of those places where there's limited parking a lot of times if you actually are going to go in. This is a pickup truck that has taken almost three spots at an In-N-Out, which is pretty impressive. Yeah. But very frustrating if you're the car that's waiting to go into In-N-Out and eat and you can't park because a truck took up three spots. Another car, Prius, was not even just on the curb. They're almost completely on the curb and halfway parked in a bush. which I didn't even know was possible.

Yeah, that looks like more of a drunk driver that realized what had happened and got out and ran in the middle of the night situation. Right. But we don't know the stories behind the cars until we talk to the winner. And between the voting that happened, the comments, and much more, we're about to call and announce who gave us our winning submission for Park Week. And I'm very excited about this. But this person sent us a picture of a car that is violating the standard norms of parking a few different ways.

and we will talk to this person in a moment and then tell them that they have won Park Week which is a pretty great prize pack we threw together this year and once we post this picture up on our Instagram as the winner you will see why this is the winning bad parking job of the year also on our YouTube right now

streaming live on KROQ's YouTube hopefully this person answers we can give them the good slash bad news hello is this Dan Yes? Dan, we are live on KROQ right now.

You've got Klein and Allie here. Oh, cool. Hi, Dan. We understand that you came in contact with a bad parker last week. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's not last week exactly, but it was last year, right? After park week of last year, I saved a photo. You saved this picture for an entire year?

Yeah. I was like, oh, you know, I've got to save this photo because I missed it this year. And I was like, you guys really got to see this picture. So the picture we are looking at is you're outside of a Pilates studio slash post office, and there is two handicap spots there. That's L.A. for you. L.A. No one's going to the post office.

I have to drop off these packages before my Pilates. Downward dog this over to Albuquerque in four days. So you've got here a car that has figured out it's a white SUV that is parked in between the two handicapped spots in the lines that are painted as buffers for the handicapped parking. Exactly. And it is parked so close to one of the cars

that they clearly appear to be the most handicapped of the three just based on how they parked this car. Exactly. Exactly. I saw the whole thing happen. I mean, I saw the guy. He looks like he just partied all night. This happened in the morning, Saturday morning.

Came from wherever he came from, stumbled out of the car and then proceeded to just walk into the Pilates class. I don't know if he was an instructor or a student. So the person that parked, I'm so curious to hear this because I was once again, we saw the picture, but we didn't know what happened.

So they didn't go into the post office, even though they left, they parked in the handicapped spot and then walked into a Pilates class. Yeah. And he looked like he was wearing the same clothes that he wore the night before and stumbled. Obviously he was not done partying and just

walked in. Dude, he probably reeked in that Pilates class, too. But it's funny because you can, not that this is excusable ever, but if you're going to the post office and you're going to run in, run out, that's a little more excusable than, I'm going to go to an entire hour-long Pilates class and park like this. There's different levels

of being a bad parker, and we have accepted, even though it's still not whatever cool, if it's a run-in, run-out, or I'm just throwing this Amazon return, guys, just throw it at UPS, they don't even need it. No receipt needed. People will put up with that. But the fact that this was left there for an hour. This is where I've chosen to park for an hour.

It is incredible. And you captured it, held this in your phone for a year before officially submitting. And you probably didn't realize, but this has brought you the top prize. This is the worst parker for a variety of reasons. Allie, I hate to break it to you as a lesbian, but this is a Subaru that was parked badly. I don't know if you saw that. Just because he drives a Subaru doesn't mean I stand with him. So you have won yourself, listen to this, as the winning submission for Park Week.

You'll be going to see Pierce the Veil at Petco Park, Rise Against at Great Park Live, and then you'll be heading back to Petco Park for Dia de los Deftones. All those tickets are yours. Wow, great. I've never won anything. You know, I don't usually submit things, but I was like, you guys, I just did it for you guys. I just wanted you guys to see this picture. It's incredible.

Listen, I think it's incredible. There's so many comments about this one specifically on our Instagram. Thank you for sharing it with us. Good reminder that Park Week, even though it's only one week of the year here, is technically never ends. It never ends. You may see a bad Parker next week or right when this thing ends. You may have said, I never submitted this year. Start an album.

That's what I did. I started an album, and then every time I find one, I just add it to the album. And then by the next year, I've got a whole batch saved. And this is incredible. Thank you for sharing this with us. And whoever is the driver of that car, shame, shame on you. You've been publicly ridiculed now on KROQ. You also have sick abs, I bet.

Yeah, you guys are great. You should probably kick our ass. We should probably stop ridiculing him so publicly. Regardless, thank you for sending this, Dan, and congratulations. You are the winner of 2026 Park Week. I'm so excited. Thank you, guys. And thank you, guys, for all the entertainment every morning that you guys bring.

And we're not trying to. Maybe they're not trying. You guys still provide it. Did you hear the news last hour? Yeah, it was really depressing. Thanks for depressing the hell out of me. Jesus Christ. Thank you, Dan.

All right, we've got to take a break. When we get back, if you want entertainment, we've got it for you. A multitude of pregnant women will be in the KROQ studios. I don't even know if the floor can support this. This is going to be wild. Pickle cravings are at an all-time high in society. You're going to be surrounded by pregnant women in a minute. I don't know what that's going to do to me.

I may develop a fetish. We're all going to. I don't even know. I won't be a part of your fetish. No, you will not. Okay. That's for sure. Allie's going to cure my fetish.

And we're going to cure your pickle cravings after this. It's a pregnancy pickle panel. You've got to see what's happening. Check us out on YouTube if you're not watching there. when we return, all the prego and pickles you can handle next on KROQ. KROQ, Peter Klein, Ali's show, back in our studios right now. It's a good friend of the show. He is a friend of all pickle enthusiasts.

And now, look at that, Ali. He's got his own book right here. For the love of pickles, please welcome back Scott Kalin, the founder of Kalin and Kalin Pickles at the original Farmer's Market where we first discovered, which was originally a little tiny stand, has now expanded because our love of pickles has grown. And in a few moments, you are going to have your toughest critics, and that is a room full of pregnant women.

i'm ready welcome back scott i think we were very excited last time you visited because you left us with jars and jars of differently flavored pickles and i think it only took us a couple weeks to go through them all less than that in fact we all got to fistfights over some of our favorites like i think your honey mustard ones the spicy honey i believe those are probably your most popular but they're great and i love going by the farmer's market for the pickle tasting and uh and why do you think and in a moment we'll get into the pregnant women uh it's a panel of pregnant women pickle eating but why do you believe that pregnant women love pickles so much crave them well i was just heard about the scientifics behind it but i i think it's one of those things that

you know there's certain traditions that have lasted for hundreds and hundreds of years and every time you talk about a pickle somewhere in the conversation somehow a pregnant woman comes up you know when we open someone's like pickle well you see we're saying off the air before we came on that you have met more pregnant women women now that you are doing this pickle job i mean there's two things i always say i've met more pregnant women than an obstetrician once i became the pickle man and also we have given away hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of five month olds first pickles that they've ever had really because that's when you can start eating pickles i guess what you have to wait it's it's cold it's

a lot of times they're teething it's good to gnaw on it and then you get a lot of moms that are like oh god i hope my kid loves pickles because i've eaten so many pickles through my pregnancy well and this recipe book and you're not usually a big fan of books no i don't like books but i plan on eating this regardless even though it's not edible you obviously have a lot of fans out there because you have a foreword on this book written by jb smooth himself he said that's dedication and that's scott a dedicated damn pickler and you know what i met jb because of my pickle business and we've become really good friends and he just stops by the pickle shop and talks yeah and i've been to his home many times there's a lot of contributors in that book i you know i've been very humbled by

this business in all aspects this i mean full imposter syndrome right now to be very honest with you the fact that i even have a recipe book and you know we there's a lot of really cool contributors in there that wanted nothing more than to just say thank you and for me doing the pickles that i do and supporting the first time you came here we did a high voltage food review I believe I was the lucky one who got to eat the sandwich that was going viral. It was you making the sandwich, the pickle sandwich. And there's a bunch I've had since. And some of them are crazy and have Nutella on them.

I remember you brought the caviar pickle, too. The world's most expensive pickle. I mean, we've gone to town on those. Now, we actually have a reason to have you here. Previously, we just wanted pickles. Now, Allie's pregnant. Oh, we want pickles even more. And she's demanding pickles.

And then we've got all these listeners that are pregnant now that are also going to be in here in a moment. You're going to feed them. And I think there's probably, that's going to be a real honest feedback because they crave this stuff. But also, as you know, with pregnant people, their cravings can turn on a dime. They can be like, I was craving a pickle this morning, and now if I hear the word pickle, I'm going to throw up. Yeah, but there's something about the pickle that is consistent with the cravings that I've had. Because I've had craved sweets and salty things, but it's the sour mixed with the salt. And you get electrolytes from it, and you also get that sour craving, that thing that can actually really help with nausea, too.

So eating a pickle can really help with pregnancy nausea. I mean, I had a woman the other day come up to the booth, and she was probably at least seven, eight months pregnant. And she looked at me. I go, are you okay? She goes, I'm just so sad. And I'm like, why? She goes, I ate pickles my entire life. I love pickles.

It's one of my favorite things. She goes, since I got pregnant, I cannot. Wow. That's the weirdest thing that happens to you. That's something you know you like, that you've always loved. That you're now disgusted by. And you hope it comes back, because you don't know. She said that.

She goes, I pray that I can eat pickles again after I have this kid. I will resent this child. Scott's origin story is rather fascinating for a few reasons. Because you moved, you were living somewhere, obviously, from New York originally where everyone loves pickles. You took for granted the fact that you get good pickles everywhere. Then you moved somewhere, I think it was Nova Scotia or something. Vancouver. And they had no good pickles there.

None. So you had to start making them. And then all of a sudden you realize they like it too. They just never had a good pickle before. And I didn't realize that when you would have first opened at the farmer's market. Because I remember walking by there and seeing the stand. Because I used to live right next to there. and now I go there from time to time,

but that you were one of the businesses that was considered not essential. So as soon as COVID hit and they said only essential people could show up, apparently pickle people are not essential people. Disagree. So he said, so for all the,

so they basically said, you don't get to come in and open your stand and you were on the verge of collapse and now you're probably at the strongest you've ever been. The height of your pickle career. And I will say society's finally caught up because pickle has been the flavor of everything now. Jake's eating sandwiches with pickle mustard.

There's pickled potato chips. There's pickled, everything's gotten pickled. People on the text line, too, saying they're starting to make their own pickles. It's like sourdough. Well, that's the best part about the book. You can go, he's got wacky recipes in here, like pickle pizza and stuff, which is cool. But I just think the concept of how to, like, make your own pickles, it's not that hard to do. It's not hard.

It's just hard to make a good pickle. Yeah, but you feel great about it when you eat it. And what I do, I cheat. Like, I'll take the leftover leavens from his pickles, and then I'll just put cucumbers in there. Oh, yeah, you just pour the sauce, the juice in there? And I'll be like, look what I did. And my wife said, you didn't do anything. You just took his leftovers.

Kalen and Klein. Yeah, you took his leftovers. You just added cucumbers to it and waited a week. Hey, great artist, Steele. Right. I want you to remember what you actually just said. Never. Before the show.

We've never said that before. Before the show's over. I want you to remember that statement, and you'll see why. Okay. All right, so we're going to bring in these pregnant women in a moment. Of the foods you have, you'll be presenting them in a moment. Allie will be on. We've got some listeners as well.

They're at different stages of pregnancy. What is the thing you're looking forward to most giving our pregnant listeners, our panel of pregnant people? Well, the most obvious one, we brought mini boat flights for everyone. So there's three different boats on there. Not yours, mine. I'm pregnant. Don't touch. I'm pregnant.

Jake's been hovering over the pickle table since you arrived. And there is a peanut butter, Nutella, and pretzels. That's the one thing that everyone talks about. So get ready. Get ready. I did a pickle sushi. Okay. which pregnant women aren't allowed to have regular sushi so this may be the only sushi

they get and that'll be after nirvana on k-rock you're fine ali show you come up with a lot of dumb ideas on the show and we said let's get a room full of pregnant women and then let's get the pickle guy in here and we'll figure out if the pregnancy cravings are as strong as we've always been led to believe ali of course as you know is pregnant right now with a gender we do not yet know we have two other women in the studio that are aware of the gender of their babies and i'd like to welcome to the k-rock studios right now ashley is 12 weeks pregnant you already know you're having a boy huh i do congratulations that's very exciting you just found out i well i did ivf and ali and i had almost i think the same exact transfer date

and a month before i had a field transfer at the same time as you oh man you went through all of it ali share a mic with her that mic's not working for some reason i don't know why they put her on green but that one's not working uh hold on swap out mics there so you but you live so you've been through all the ups and downs of Allie? Literally the same exact timeline. Like when Allie cried, I shared in your heartbreak. When you announced you were pregnant, I had the same exact excitement.

So I just feel such a connection. I'm so excited to be here. I'm glad we get to eat together. And do you smell the strong, the smell is very strong in the air of pickles right now. Is that making you excited or nauseous? I'm both excited and nauseous. Like I heard maybe there's tuna fish

and I was like, that might make me vom. Right. Everything else though you're excited about. There's a lot of stuff that we're going to try in a moment And all these are from the cookbook. The brand new book out, For the Love of Pickles. By the way, if you want to meet Scott and have him sign this book and dip this book in brine for you, you can do it at Barnes & Noble at the Grove tomorrow at 7 p.m.

Tickets for the book signing at Eventbrite.com. And you can get your book at Amazon or wherever you get books. And it's good. Not a lot of words in it, which is why I like it. Wherever you get books. You have no idea. I don't know where books come from, but apparently there's places you get them. Also on our pregnancy panel right now, Kimberly, who just went viral days ago

while allowing us to do her gender reveal live on K-Rock. Was that a great moment for you? It looked amazing looking at that footage on Klein Alley Show's Instagram. It was, actually. I know my family didn't seem excited, but my mom is over the moon. She's already talking about buying cribs, buying onesies, buying everything. Perfect. Let her keep thinking about buying stuff. Yeah, yeah. Don't talk her out of that.

You found out with us you would be having a girl. Yes. And you were confused because we played Beastie Boys, but the song was Girls, and that threw you off, and you know what you're having now. I am so excited I'm having a girl, because I have two boys, so I'm done. And you said that, you know, before we came on, you said you've been nauseous this entire pregnancy. All my pregnancy. But you're excited to eat the pickles today.

Yes. How many pickles have you had so far in your pregnancy at this point, Kimberly? Damn. I made my husband go to Sprouts, and he bought me two of the crunchy pickles in the jars. And I had to tell... Yeah, I did. Awesome. It was amazing.

How about Ashley? Has pickles been a big part of your pregnancy so far? I have been eating anything and everything in sight. I mean, just this morning, 5 a.m., we started off with a Chinese chicken salad. Oh, nice. It's aggressive for 5 a.m. By 8 a.m., I was on to the bagel with cream cheese. So this is like my third breakfast of the day.

Why not? It came on. Allie, you've been eating a lot of pickles, too. I've been eating a lot. I mean, I'm like Ashley. I've been eating a lot of everything. And it's one of those things where I don't know I crave it until I see it. And then I'm like, I need to be eating that immediately.

But I usually don't crave sugar, and I've been on a big sugar kick. But I like the salty and the sweet, which it seems like they're both on this plate. People are accusing me on the text line of rage baiting the pregnant women by immediately cutting the songs every time I'm about to give them pickles. And then I say, pickles on the way. Can we eat now? We'll be right back. All right, so what is the first thing, Scott? You are the pickle man.

You are the pickle master. Talking to your mic right there, what is the first thing the girls, the pregnant ladies should be eating? Okay, the first thing is going to be a bagel. So we'll start with breakfast. Now, why is this a pickle bagel? So, it's got very special cream. It's not pickle-flavored cream cheese. It's literally infused with my honey mustard pickles.

So, the brine and the actual pickles are in the cream cheese. Oh, my God. That's actually really good. This is fantastic. You're listening to three pregnant women eat. This on a burger would be amazing. Let's do that. Oh, my God.

You can tell they're pregnant when they've already combined it with other foods. I put this on a hamburger, too. That's called the flavor chain. Yeah. So this is actually second bagel of the morning, if you're keeping track, watching down Allie. Allie, you were so excited about the pickle day today, and the pregnant women are all, because I think, listen, you can get reviews from food critics all day long, but pregnant women reviewing your pickles has got to be the ultimate.

The ultimate thing. Yeah, I would imagine. Something weird about it, sure, yes, but also I think it's important, and it's honest feedback. No, and the chopped pickles on top really complement it. So the difference is, we were talking before about everything's pickled. this pickled popcorn, pickled potato chips, but they don't have pickles in them. It's just a seasoning.

Everything we do has actual Kaelin and Kaelin pickles in whatever we cook. I'm going to raise a glass. You ladies know I don't have this because I think there's alcohol in this, but this is a pickle martini. That is a K&K street dirty martini because you can't see through the glass.

That's delicious, man. Oh, that's good right there. I'll tell you, the pickle flavor is strong. I think it could replace the dirty martini. Having a pickled martini. Yeah, and I'm an olive guy, but I think this may be a better look, too. 50% alcohol, 25% jalapeno brine, 25% pickles.

You look sophisticated drinking that. Do I look smarter when I hold this up? You do. Pregnant women, are you turned on at all looking at me like this? Someone bring that to me at the hospital. Literally. All right, now moving on now. It's a pregnancy pickle panel here at KROQ.

These are pregnant women trying pickle recipes from the new For the Love of Pickles cookbook. What's next? Very choked up now. There's a lot here. Okay, so this is a flight of mini boats, which actually was originated at our top bar, but it's a big part of the book. Yeah, you've seen these viral all over the place now. I think millions and millions of views, especially the Hot Cheetos one, which is in the middle.

And then I think we've tried, once again, if you want to, Allie is not even waiting for us to describe them. She's already. Cream cheese and everything bagel seasoning. You think this is a pickle boat. Allie's about to be a pickle boat. She houses these really quickly. So, Allie, grab that mic right there. And the one you're eating right now, it's the pickle filled with the cream cheese and the everything seasoning.

Yeah, I just thought this would be a good transition from bagel with cream cheese to pickle with cream cheese. I would like pregnant woman number two, Ashley, if you don't mind grabbing. Which one looks better to you, the Flaming Hot Cheetos one or the one with Nutella and pretzels? I think I'm like 80% Flaming Hot Cheeto already, so we're opting towards that one. Grab that one and take a bite of it. This is the pregnancy pickle panel. They're reviewing some of the recipes that are in the cookbook right now. What's on the top?

They're very pregnant. Nacho cheese Nacho cheese on top Oh yeah Something that you would eat Maybe if you were stoned In a kitchen right now It's a pickle

Oh my god That is awesome Flaming cheetah That is the best one That's so good Oh my god Look at the pregnant women The one question I always get about this

Is how stoned was I When I came up with this And I was not You were not I just spent too much time On social media The next one though He was very stoned for

And that one is the one That I'm going to let I think the pregnant women Are going to say This is their favorite one Even though the combination Is strange It is a pickle

With Nutella and crushed up pretzels on it. And this has become one of your best sellers, correct? Yeah, this is the one right now. So whenever you're ready, pregnant women, lift the pretzel, the bagel, excuse me, the pickle. I just want to point out that Ashley has put the Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust on this pretzel.

Oh, she's added more Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust. She's really pregnant, guys. She's combining them. There's no denying it. All right, this one I think is going to be the thing that's going to set the women over the edge. Could one of them go into labor right now? is it possible? We're either so excited

about this one. Grab ladies, toast perhaps, to the health of your unborn, soon-to-be-born children. And now they are eating right now, what is the pretzel? With the hot Cheetos, it's not bad. You know what? I'm not a big peanut butter

fan, but I do like the combo, the salty and the sweet with the pretzels on top. It just cancels out. Are any of the babies kicking now? My baby has been kicking, but that's Because I know she's hungry. And right now she's like completely still.

Satisfied. Yeah. This is great. And if they have time to try one more thing, one more thing. Pickled sushi. All right, this is it. This is where we're going to end it on, guys. It looks like a full sushi roll, but it is not.

Okay, now I know the one thing that sucks about getting pregnant, in addition to the fact that it will ruin the rest of your life, ladies, is that you cannot have sushi for nine months. And that is a big loss for women that love sushi. So he has created and described this as Allie's picking it up using her chopsticks. Describe the pickle sushi, what you've done here. So I hollow out a jumbo pickle. You can stuff it with a lot of different things.

This one happens to be tuna salad. And then it has flaming hot Cheetos and nacho cheese on it. That is not bad at all. You can put anything in the middle. I was scared of this one. It's very good. Pregnant women, are you satisfied? Very satisfied.

Wonderful. Everyone says watching Johnny standing in the corner looking at the pregnant women eat the food is the funniest part of this entire thing because he looks so left out. Johnny, would you like to come and eat some pickle stuff? Yeah, he sure does. Hey, Scott, we appreciate you. What's going to happen after we go off the air is the pregnant women are going to fight with fists for this last jar of pickles. Look at this.

Oh, look at that. A limited edition. Allie, do you see these? He's made some Klein Alley Show pickle jars. I'm going to tackle him. Limited edition. Oh, my God. Klein Alley Show.

We've officially made it. We're on the reject pickles that we couldn't sell in the store anymore. I stole pickles from Lamar's class. I will steal this. Oh, my God. We take a quick break. We're back in a moment. We have more news, more show to get to with your ADD news after this.

Ladies, thanks for being here. Enjoy your pickles. Thank you, Scott. Congratulations. All the details about the pickle book signing will be going up on our Instagram at Klein Alley Show. Back with more show after this on KROQ. Klein Alley Show. Oh, my God, it's August.

Yeah, it's exciting right there. And I appreciate the enthusiasm as we get you through some ADD news and then into a brand new hour of the show. And listen, perhaps this show is not for you or perhaps it is for you. And this show could act as therapy if needed. Hey, guys. Julia here. So, today's a sad day. My dog died, but your stupid show helped. Thank you. I know what you're saying there is sad and also insulting, but I'm glad that our stupid show helped the loss of your dog. Because every time I think to say rest in peace to my dog, what keeps getting stuck in my head is R.I.P. Chip Bowley. that sucks that that's ruined the entire rip area for the grieving process i guess you go

through the uh you know the regret the anger the uh acceptance and the rip tip only jingle and that makes me laugh so thanks for that love you guys bye i am truly sorry for the uh the loss of your dog and i uh wish that uh this show was was uh funnier than it actually is because i feel Like, at the very least, you can deserve that. And I know that people going through stuff, breakups every single day, that someone's dealing with some sort of a mental health crisis. And maybe, just maybe, this show lets a little air out of the balloon. Or perhaps we make your life significantly worse, like it happens to all of us in this room.

We get into your news now, then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin. I was looking for the Tipoli jingle. I was thinking we could give her the Tipoli jingle. You're going to find Tipoli? No, I can't find it. Oh, no. No, we deleted a bunch of files. Oh, here we go.

This is not the, oh, here it is. I found out in honor of that lady's dog, here is the song for her dog. Let's assume his name is probably Bailey. Probably. Or Luna. It's much sadder than I remember it, the song. Email came through today. Overdue bills all paid.

Temporary lines retired 3-2-3, tip-bully expired R.I.P. tip-bully, done your part Hailed the calls, played your part No more rings, no more light Chocolate factories, corporate card Made it right You were the fix when Odyssey failed

Now your number's been derailed This is new Julia Woolf on cable R.I.P. to Bully, done your part Hell, the calls played your part No more rings, no more light Chocolate factories, corporate card made it right Beautiful song, a tribute. Balance cleared, line goes dead.

Have we ever heard this much of the song? Just static left instead. All right. The R.I.P. Tip Bully Tour is going to kick off in 2027. That's exciting right there. Congratulations. North American tour. R.I.P. Tip Bully and R.I.P. to that lady's dog.

And if you would like to get your very own limited edition 323 Tip Bully hat, just keep listening to the show and perhaps we'll give you the opportunity to call and win that from us. But right now, the much overdue and greatly delayed news on KROQ. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Well, I think the weather had something to do with this, but it was collectively a huge box office weekend. In fact, it was the biggest box office weekend in history. $430 million was made across all the movies and theaters, which was largely because of Spider-Man and the Odyssey. It's particularly good for Tom Holland and Zendaya

Who are in both movies So you had the movies themselves being good Then you have Spider-Man who's the most popular superhero Then you have Christopher Nolan who's one of the most popular directors And then you have two A-listers who are in love and married So all the Hollywood gossips in the world Want to see those movies too Here's a clip from Spider-Man

This will not spoil anything for you But just to help the story Hey kid, it's me, Spider-Man I hear you are sick Get better, I gotta go fly somewhere So there you have it That's a big movie right there. Tom Holland is revolutionary.

He's taking it in a different direction. After this is the fifth movie, I think he's filling it in a little bit. That's a great film right there. I mean, he's being overworked a little, right? I paid $60 for that stupid message. But the other most popular or I guess highest billing movie weekend was in 2019, and that was just for Avengers Endgame, which made $402 million. But that was the only other $400 million plus movie weekend ever.

I think you're right. I think the air conditioning is the real hero here. I know the actors and the writers and the directors will get all the glory. It's a combo. But I think the AC and especially knowing that if you're going to get a nice three hour. How long was Spider-Man? Was that long too? Probably.

Yeah. I mean, if you know that you're going to. I feel like every movie like that's over two hours. It's just a great three hours in AC. I don't care if that screen has got nothing on it. I'll sit in those seats for three hours. Vanessa and Johnny both saw Spider-Man this weekend. But I think Jake said he didn't go because he doesn't go to movies opening weekend.

He's got a lot of stupid theories, and that may be the dumbest of them all. I don't see movies when they open. I wait until no one talks about it anymore, and then I go. I hate to bring up sad dog stories again. This one, actually, no dogs were hurt. Or, I guess, no dogs died. Maybe some dogs were hurt. But when you go out of town, this is one of the responsibilities of having a dog,

you have to find somebody to sit your dog, and somebody turned to Rover, and it backfired. Natalie Jones planned a trip out of the country and needed someone to watch her dogs, Harry and Buddy. Jones decided to use the Rover app for the first time. And this lady in particular had 39 recent reviews. She came for a meet and greet. She was a vet tech. Although once she returned from her vacation and reviewed her camera footage, it told a different story. She neglected the animals.

Ben Cort and another person are seen on video carrying trash bags filled of Jones's belongings and then seen loading the bags into a car before leaving the Englewood home. You hear them talking about doing coke. You see them sniffing, flushing their nose out in the sink. This is like a nightmare. Was that her coke? Did they do her coke? That would be a travesty.

At least bring your own coke. I mean, for God's sake. Stole her stuff and didn't want it. Ever since this incident, her dogs haven't been the same. Yeah, they're probably alert. Very alert now. They haven't slept in days. They keep talking about some screenplay they're going to write.

And then finally, RIP to Vincent Pastore, a veteran actor. He played Salvatore Big Pussy Bonpensiero in The Sopranos. If you ever saw The Sopranos, he was 80 years old. He was also in Goodfellas and Awakenings, but he was kind of one of those guys who was always a mobster in every movie. And when you get typecasts like that, I think that's the best type of typecasting, is mobster. We will miss you, Big Pussy. You were one of the greats.

It's your honor today. We will play you the R.I.P. Tip Bully song once again in its entirety. No, we can't possibly do that. R.I.P. Pastore. Rewrite the song quick. But make sure we include still Chocolate Factory mentions throughout the song anyway. Brand new hour of the show will begin in mere moments right here on KROQ.