Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3-Single Party Bus, Gunshot or Firework and MORE

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

New episode of Klein Alley Show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Alley, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah for all the skiing, snowboarding, or wives you can handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco, San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great. this is the world famous k-rock good morning welcome to just after nine o'clock here on a wednesday morning klein alley show nice to meet you thanks for coming back for more

perhaps you're just using us for access to the k-rock party bus to santa barbara for royal otis that's fine it's been about a year since royal otis played our endless summer barbecue here at the building and this time we decided let's fill a bus up with fun k-rock listeners and send them to santa barbara it's lovely there this time of year from what they say and uh heat waves here perhaps but it always seems to be cool and nice in santa barbara the weather's always perfect up there i think someone did almost get eaten by a shark yesterday it's been great happens there's ali right there uh dj omar khan over there you got uh jake z nerd postmaster johnny and vanessa are feverishly answering your calls this hour on the show lots to get into including why are you

recently single or newly single. That could score you extra tickets on this party bus. And Allie has been working with a new AI dating coach. This is fascinating. Well, it's my effort to have a funner summer. Now that we have determined what our challenges are to have a funner summer, one of mine was to have a one-night stand, which would mean a threesome situation. My wife has said that she's not into this. So I decided to enlist a little bit of help. And there's this new dating app that you have an AI dating coach help you through the entire process can help break down your dates it can help you find what you're looking for so i downloaded

it and i gave it a try and this is you actually having full-on conversation with this ai expert i started talking to the dating coach just an initial conversation and it happened to me that the ai dating coach is very attractive oh you see what they look like too yeah well you can pick you can pick what they look like and i chose the hottest one so isn't everyone who signs up for this ai dating site aren't they all just going to start just hitting on and trying to flirt with the ai dating coach all of the day ai dating coaches are attractive right i mean i think you also will trust an ai dating coach that's hot rather than like some uggo who's like here's what you should do i would trust an uggo because if they're super uggo and they claim that they're

having success in dating they must be doing something right other than just whatever physical looks they were born with i don't know it made me more excited to talk to her well we'll get to that coming up this hour as well so it'll be an interesting hour of relationship stuff here at KROQ, and we say good morning right now to our 20th caller, which puts us in Eagle Rock. Good morning. Hello. Is this Erica? Yes, this is Erica

from Eagle Rock. You are the 20th caller, which means you'll be on the party bus to Santa Barbara for Royal Otis. Congratulations. Oh my God! Woo! Thank you so much. You are very welcome. No lamos. Who are you going to bring with you on the bus? Netbangers! Ah, another netbanger. Alright, well that'll be a fun bus

indeed. Thank you for watching as we are streaming right now live on YouTube as well. You can find us there. And we've got more show to get into, including the first official round of Gunshot or Firework next. One week from Saturday, it is America's birthday.

250, and we don't look a day over 29. It's beautiful, right? Which is why it's time for us to bring back everyone's favorite seasonal game, and a game that you play with your neighbors every single night when people ask that question, is that a gunshot or a firework? When you live in L.A.,

You hear nightly Night, night, night, night Not that That's just that lead Just that lead Here at KROG Uh-huh Talking about the sound

What sound? That happens on your block Firework or Good shot All right, if we go ahead and practice enough between now and the 4th of July, you'll be ready to go and you won't be the neighbor

who's freaking out and calling the cops because you heard gunshots only to find out they were fireworks. Jamal, you ready to play the game? Yes, sir. How y'all doing? Good. What area are you in, Jamal?

Glendora, California. Have you officially started gunshot or fireworks season in Glendora? No, not yet. Not yet. It's too many of them. All right. It'll start any day now when you least expect it, and then you have to start doing the math and going,

this can't be Fourth of July stuff yet. But then, of course, all the gunshot or fireworks will continue on pretty much through August as well. Yeah, because if you have leftover fireworks, What else are you going to do on a Friday night? I'm going to play you a sound right now. This is either the sounds of gunfire or a firework. One chance to play, one chance to win.

And here we go. Ooh. What? Hey? A lot going on there, and I can understand why you would be confused. I'll give it to you one more time before you lock in gunshot or firework. I'm going to go with gunshots. All right.

He's locking in on gunshot. Gunshot. You hear the squealing in the background almost sounds like sirens, which would make you think maybe that's some sort of gunfight. The correct answer in this particular case, sadly, is that that is a firework known as laughing gas. That is the name of the firework, and it is a combination of the sounds of the fireworks,

which you see exploding in the sky also with that like whooshing sound that's supposed to be the fun part of it so that is a firework that you could purchase where part where fireworks are legal which is apparently not here at least the good ones are not available here and that's called laughing gas sorry sorry thank you for playing i'm sorry you lose a lot of firework names are the same as weed strain names oh yeah oh yeah you good luck figuring out the difference between them and sex toys as well. Yeah, laughing gas I would have assumed is a weed strain. And that one looks fun, and that one I think is like

you've got to know someone in the deep south to get it. I mean, Omar, you saw that firework guy, or did he get locked up? He did not get locked up, but I think his – so it was a weird situation when I had to go. I had to meet him at his mom's house, and then we had to drive to the location. But I think that location got busted a couple years ago. Yeah, I was going to get him from Omar at one, And I remember there was like a whole treasure hunt I had to go through just to get the fireworks.

You had to meet a guy and pay him somewhere. Then you had to drive with another guy somewhere else. And then the other guy, you'd wait and he would go to a third place and then come back with the fireworks. Well, they were also like, you know, sizing me up and looking me up and down and make sure I'm not the fuzz, you know? Yeah, I get it. Because the guy didn't know me. Right, right, right. And Omar does have that kind of, could be like that good looking undercover cop.

Did they do that thing where like, you weren't a wire man? Yeah, I know. You are what? Did I take off your shirt? But that dude listens, the fan of the show, the guy who got me to fight a firework. If he's listening, I think this may be the year. I'm going to be around on the 4th, so I'm looking for some of the good stuff. So if you can get me some of this laughing gas.

That sounds fun. I'm looking to have my neighbors hate me even more. Right now, I've got no neighbors on either side. So it's a great time. It's a good time, yeah. It's a good time for me to start lighting some fireworks. Take a quick break. Back in a moment.

And Allie's going to let us know exactly what progress she's made with her AI dating coach. And then we'll get your stories to earn you a spot on the bus. If you're recently single, it could be the greatest morning for you. That after this. A few things help you get over a breakup faster than getting onto a party bus to Santa Barbara for some Royal Otis. They sing a lot about relationships. In fact, their newest song about a boyfriend, something about boyfriend. I wasn't really listening.

But regardless, if you would like to join us and you are recently single or plan on being single between now and when that bus departs, you can call us in the near future. The number is 800-520-1067 as to why are you recently single. And maybe we get you on the bus looking for some single people to potentially meet. And who knows what happens on the party bus to Santa Barbara. But before we get to that part of the relationship, let's get to the part where Ali's in right now, which is married and forced to have a one-night stand. Yeah. And I told you from the beginning, I don't think this is going to happen because I did have a threesome with my wife at one point. I had a great time. It was with somebody that we knew, but it wasn't like, you know, she knew the person for a long time. I was new friends with the person. We all got drunk one night. It happened. And she said, I never want to do that again.

Now, I'm down to do it again with a different person, anybody really. But she has given me a firm no. Why did she have such a bad time? Was it you and her friend just going at it, and she was just kind of like the third? Cat dancing in the corner? No, it was equal opportunity. Everyone was doing everything together. That's what you thought. Was it a jealousy thing then?

No, it wasn't at all. I think she needs to be a little more comfortable with her sexuality to be that open and do it, I guess. I think she just felt like, ah! Did the third person have fun, do you think? Oh, yeah, she had a great time. I mean, if you look at democracy, two out of three wins, it's a win. I know. That means we have to do it again. Got to do it again.

So you voted strong positive. Everything about it was great. The third person voted strong positive. Your wife, strong negative. She enjoyed it at the time. But after the fact. And after the fact said that was too much. I don't want to do it.

So I didn't know how I was going to go about doing this, actually accomplishing this. And I had heard about this dating app that's like, it's not a dating app, but it's like an AI dating coach type thing. It's called Pair Love. So I decided to download it and you get to pick your dating coach and they can kind of tell you what the best course of action is. I thought I should get like advice from an expert. People that are looking for maybe not necessarily what you're looking for at this particular point because these are people that are single and they haven't had a lot of luck on the apps or whatever. So they go, maybe I need a coach that can go ahead and give it to me straight. Yeah, and you're supposed to be able to talk to them about dates and they tell you straight up, here's your red flags.

Here's what you're doing wrong on the date. Here's how you should respond to this text message. So this is the dating expert I chose. Whoa, look at her. She looks human. She's AI? Yeah, she's AI. So I had my first conversation with her.

What's her name? Does she have a name? You know what? I don't know what her name is. I didn't ask. But I did hit on her. Yeah, oh good, I'm sure. This is what happened because I was able to record it.

And so this was the beginning. Hi, Allie. I'm so glad you're here. Let's chat about where you're at and what you're hoping for in dating. I can't wait to hear your story and figure out together what feels exciting to you right now. Well, right now I'm married. I've been married for six or seven years. Is that her snoring?

I'm part of a radio show where I was given the challenge of having a threesome, and my wife and I have done it once before. She said she didn't really want to do it again, but I'm interested in potentially finding a third person to have one night of fun this summer. I just don't know how to go about it. I'm out. Okay, so this isn't about dating confidence for you. It's about navigating a specific fantasy with your wife when she's already said no.

That's actually a different conversation. What does she actually say when you bring it up? Is it a hard no or is there room to explore? See, good follow-up question, I think. I think there's room to explore. I mean, we had a fun night the night we did it, but I think she just needs to get a little more comfortable sexually. But I feel like if we find the right person that she connects with,

I can connect with anybody, but I think she needs to find the right person to want to, like, do that with. Okay, I hear you. What if you flipped this? Instead of hunting for a third, what if you asked her what would actually make her feel more comfortable? Like, is it the person, the setting, talking through boundaries, or something else entirely? Well, what about you? I mean, you're very beautiful, and, you know, I know you're not real, but if we had one night to try it out, you know, with someone that's AI, It might kind of open the door in her legs a little bit.

Hey, I appreciate that, but I'm going to be real with you. That's not what I'm here for, and it's not going to solve what you're actually trying to figure out. Your wife needs to feel safe and genuinely enthusiastic about this with a real person, not sidestepped with a fantasy. That actually might push her further away from what you want. So what are you going to ask her tonight? Well, I was going to ask her what she didn't like about the other threesome, And if we were going to do it again, what are the circumstances we would prefer she would prefer or something? Does that sound good?

That sounds really good, Allie. Seriously, you're asking the right questions and doing from a place of wanting to understand her, not just convince her. Go have that conversation tonight and come back and tell me what you've learned. All right, well, I'm going to do it. And, you know, the door's not closed on you either. Just saying. That's still a possibility. Hey, I appreciate the interest, but that's not my lane.

I'm here to help you and your wife find solid ground together. That's where the magic happens anyway. Bye, Allie. Good luck tonight. She really shut you down, huh? Yeah, but you know what? I think she has a point that I can't just go straight to fantasy, and it's not about just convincing her.

It's about really trying to understand why she doesn't want to do it. So I'm going to talk to her tonight, and then I'm going to report back to my dating coach. Your dating coach seems like a bit of a prude, because I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to introduce you to my dating coach, And her name is Grok. And let me just give her the same proposition.

And I have a feeling mine's going to end very different. Just out of curiosity, would you be open to having a threesome tonight? Whoa, straight to it this morning? That's a big question to wake up to. How do you feel about it? I think we should do it. Are you in? I'm in if you are.

Want me to help set something up? That'd be great. Thank you. You're welcome. Who did you have in mind? Someone we know or looking for someone new? Hey, you decide. Choice is yours.

All right, leave it to me. I'll think of a good fit for us. We'll talk later when I've got someone in mind. You're the best. This is why I love you, Grok. This is why... You're going to come home to a big, naked black guy in your living room. Oh, man.

Oh, man. I should have been more specific. Hey, Grok, I'm looking for ladies. Hey, Grok. I'm right. Please listen. Hello? Where'd you go?

She's finding someone who's the best fit. All right. Why are you recently single? Give us a call now. We'll get you on our party bus next. I think you got five, six, two sets of best on the text line. You guys make it embarrassing to listen to your show at a red light with my windows down. That is why we're here.

Are you single? And are you recently single? Perhaps you have just been broken up with or just did some breaking up. We've got the solution. We've got the cure. And that is hopping on the KROQ party bus to Santa Barbara for some Royal Otis. They sing a lot about relationships, the goods and the bads, the ups and the downs. And if you have a reason why you are recently single, we'd love to hear your story.

800-520-1067. And we've got space for you and a plus one to hop on the party bus with Postmaster Johnny departing from the K-Rock Studios and heading to Santa Barbara for... Go for spoons. By the way, a lot of people are asking in that stupid promo that's airing about it... What the spoon joke is. The joke that Johnny makes. We think it's a joke.

We're not sure what it is. He redid it, I think. He did? I didn't write this. I just literally recorded it. Somebody wrote it out for me, and I just said it. Terrible joke. Yeah, I'm not a joke writer.

I'm not a comedian, self-proclaimed author. He's talking about how you get on the K-Rock party bus to the Santa Barbara Bowl, and then he says, I wonder if they have a giant spoon. Hey, I'm right there with you, man. I just read the thing. I wonder if they have a Santa Barbara spoon. Well, wait, did you record it? You re-recorded it?

No, I just recorded what was written in the email, and I said, all right, sent. You just record whatever they send to you verbatim? Yeah. That was a terrible joke. It's not my job to change it up. What was the, what do you think the joke is there? Oh, it's supposed to be like Johnny Buffoon, like, oh, is there a spoon to match the Santa Barbara bowl? Like some, like, you know?

Yeah. I didn't write it. That's pretty bad. All right, tell Trevor that. I think that if it was a different delivery, it would have been like, here's a campy joke. Right. You know, but because his delivery is the way it is, it makes it seem like he's actually wondering that. Or Trevor just F with Johnny.

and it's the greatest prank ever. Yes, which is amazing as well. Props to you, Trevor. Shout out, Trevor. Once again, undefeated, Trevor. Gio, you're on KROQ. Why are you currently or recently single? What's up?

Yeah, I'm recently single. My spouse just told me that she wanted to be separated and go look out to new people after 21 years of being together. When did she give you this news? uh right before right on thursday kind of like right before father's day oh man man people do anything i have to buy a car did you see this coming or was this something that you uh you know it was like i'm completely blindsided by yeah i kind of saw some signs and i saw that she was like obviously trying to like work out and obviously look up here uh you know more

more well and and just yeah kind of being like uh not around just being distant so there was some telling but they didn't really think it was going to be this much so she said to you on thursday this past thursday right before father's day weekend i think that we should separate she said or we should see other people what was her what was her verbiage oh no she said how do you feel about this and i was like oh okay well i definitely don't feel uh that way and she's like Well, I'm not asking you. I'm kind of just letting you know kind of thing. What do you think about this?

I don't care. I'm leaving you. God. That's a bummer. And I just feel like when you're married, don't you try and work on it a little bit first? You don't just do like a breakup, like, hey, I'm done with this whole marriage thing. This is maybe one of those situations where in her mind, I don't know, but I feel like she's like, I've made so many subtle, I've subtly said this for years. And he's like, I'm just a dumb guy, and I'm just watching TV and eating tacos.

I think everything's fine. Right. I thought everything's fine. But then once again, that's a subtlety thing. Hey, Raul on KROQ, good morning. Yeah, hello. So I read the room wrong with my girlfriend's aunt, and she offered me a massage. And I tried flirting with her, and she reported it to my girlfriend.

Hold on. You read the room wrong with your girlfriend's aunt. Yeah, she offered me a massage. I was having back problems at the time. She had me on the floor massaging me up. So I was like, okay. You know, I tried and no. What did you...

How did you make a pass? Yeah, so you're on the floor getting a massage from your girlfriend's aunt. And then how do you escalate that? Because you read the room wrong. She just kept going for the massage. And then my girlfriend left. and she just kept going and I asked for her number and she gave it to me so that was just her being friendly um a couple days later I text her and you know later on I found out she just messaged

my baby mama or my girlfriend right what did you text her that made her think that you were trying to flirt with her hey um I'm gonna need another massage please maybe more hands this time question mark right and subtle i like that and she delivered that wrong impression on my end right right so you thought that she was flirting and she was just trying to help you with your bad back yeah you know i mean now i know she was trying to be friendly but i know i get it i could see it sucks because you lose a girlfriend and you lose a good massage you lose a free masseuse at the same time that's that's a double that's a double bummer i mean i hate to reward the person who was attempting to cheat.

Listen, there are multiple reasons why people claim that they are single or will be single. Funny you guys are having this conversation now. It says 818 planning on going home and doing a pre-dinner breakup. Already have a date scheduled for a real dinner. So that's interesting when people plan ahead.

That must be a woman who's texting in because I feel like they're the ones that would potentially plan ahead. The planning part of it. That's something I think women are better at. The planning of the breakup. The planning of the breakup, but also already have, like, the next... Guy lined up, person.

Yeah, plan. Like, no time to waste. No, we're planners. We will get... Listen, we have to go through some of these. We have to take a break. We're going to be back in a second. We've got to give away a spot on The Boss.

If you are recently single, what is the reason why? What happened? We'll take your stories. Come back, give that spot away on The Boss, do some ADD news, and then get into a brand new hour of the show, and that is all next. K-Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. Good morning, 800-520-1067. You'll leave those numbers if you want to interact or just sit back and listen passively.

Of course, there's always that GOAT line there for you when we're not around, 844-956-GOAT. This is a faithful Boomer listener from Orange County. I just had to put my dog down an hour ago. What an uplifting way to start the show. Thanks for that. Went out for a bike ride listening to Monday's show and listened to the segment of the Waymos up in San Francisco. and Allie made a comment about the other driver's s*** in traffic and it made me laugh so hard I had to pull over and make this call.

Anyway, you guys are doing a great job. I'd say don't change anything, but, you know, you could get rid of Johnny. Love you. Bye-bye. All right, well, we agree on something, I guess. Thank you for the call, sir. You can always leave your messages on that GOAT line, 844-956-GOAT. We'll put him down for you. Yeah, we're going to put Johnny down.

He's going to go on the Rainbow Bridge with your dog, sir, and wish you nothing but the best. That's a terrible thing to have to experience. But the good news is, just when you think you'll never love another dog the same ever again, give it about a year and a half. Yeah, and get a new one, and you kind of forget about it. And you're like, oh, this new one's kind of cool, too. And then it gets sprayed by a skunk, and you don't think that anymore.

Are you speaking from experience, or is this all hypothetical? Hypothetical, hypothetical. Let's get into your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. So if you've ever been to Disneyland, you know there's a few rides that don't have any kind of strapped-down belt situation. Pirates of the Caribbean, It's a Small World, Tiana's Bayou.

It's all just kind of a free-for-all. You're just free-sitting, and you can technically get up at any time. That does not mean that you can jump off the ride anytime you want, but that's what happened at Tiana's Bayou. There was a 13-year-old boy who, right at the top of the hill, decided, I don't want to be on this ride anymore. He's right. And he jumped off. Why?

Are you sure he just didn't want to be more extreme? Because I think more people are going to start doing this because the video looks awesome. Well, you see him jump off and then you see him slide down the big water drop and kind of ricochet down the waterfall part

and he's okay. Are you sure it wasn't Steve-O? Could have been. They got that new movie coming out. They got to come out. Steve-O dressed like a young boy. It probably wasn't Steve-O. It was probably Wee Man and they thought it was a 15-year-old. They said they took him to the hospital. It was a 50-foot drop.

They just said he attempted to get out of the log ride at the top of the hill. I don't know if it was like a stunt that he was trying to do. Yeah, if he was just scared or if he was trying to make a viral video. I'm not really sure. But they said he only sustained minor cuts and scrapes. What a terrible place to get out of the ride. I mean, that ride is a real snooze fest up until the drop. I mean, that's the only exciting part.

The rest of it is just like... I like that stuff. I mean, it's cool, but you're kind of waiting for the end. Yeah, I think Omar's right, and I think that everyone wants to be YouTube famous. I was actually going through one of my kids' yearbooks, and they asked all the little kids, what do you want to be when you grow up? The amount of kids that said they want to be YouTube famous was nauseating for, like, jobs. A couple of kids still say astronaut, dinosaur hunter, a couple of weirdos that, you know,

they're probably a little slow. And then most of the kids are like, I want to be YouTube famous. And because of that, everyone's like, I just got to get my first viral video. This kid's going to have, not that he was posting this video, but now everyone's seen it. It's gone viral. He's going to get a taste of the buzz of how millions of people have seen me jump down the Tiana Bayou ride. And that's going to be his new thing. He wants to be the next Poodoo P or whatever.

PewDiePie? Whatever it is. Wow, that was way off. Is that who you follow? Poodoo P? Yeah, that's how I'm going to do it. That's a weird sex sign. It's a German person I follow.

Poo and do and be. So you're saying that YouTuber has replaced firefighter, astronaut, veterinarian. Yes. Oh, that's so sad. You see it once in a while now? I'd say one out of every five is like the classics. Like, I want to be the president or I want to be whatever. Well, I think also people have changed where they don't want any jobs with responsibility.

No, of course not. Like vet, that was like a very popular job that everyone wanted. And then they realized how many years of school you have to do just to, you know, put a thermometer up a dog's butt. And you're like, forget that. Forget that. We are addicted to our phones. We spend about four to five hours daily on it. Most people actually, I think, go above that.

But most of the time is spent doom scrolling or just mindlessly checking your phone. It's nothing meaningful. And if this makes you sad, here's a solution. You can buy a dumb phone. A new one just came out on the market. It's expensive, but your sanity could be worth it. 80s tech firm is releasing a new flip phone with no apps. It's called the Callback 8020, and it's billed as a digital detox device designed to break you away from doom scrolling.

The Callback 8020 can make calls and texts, but there is no touch screen. It also blocks social media apps, web browsers, and email clients. The flip phone will cost you about $500. Please be serious. $500? Really pricey. Yes. I know.

For a flip phone? Like, why? Like, why? Nobody's into it. That's interesting. I mean, I don't know why it's so expensive. When I first got my older daughter a phone, I was able to get her a flip phone for about $30. Yeah, I didn't think flip phones were hard to come by.

Why are you coming out with a new flip phone? And then you can practice your old T9 word, bring it back. Most people can go into a drawer randomly in their house and have a free flip phone just sitting there waiting for them. Yes, $500 is $500 too many. That is. You could buy a better phone that has all the apps for cheaper than that, which means that this is going to fail. So I know what we all need. It's another music festival, but this one promises to have the longest bathroom lines in history

because it's an all-female music festival. This new festival is created by Olivia Rodrigo. It's called the Daisy Chain Music Festival. It will take place in Irvine at California's Great Park on August 29. You can stop talking now because you've been scooped by this story already. My friends, can I just say that Lillian Rodriguez is the most beautiful woman I've seen since last Tuesday. Oh. She is gorgeous.

She's going on tour this summer, and it's at the Lillifare or something like that. All women are going to be playing. I heard Steve Nick is going to be there. I should be there. I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not, you know, but I am interested in Olivia Rodrigo. Who knew Pantyhouse Greg was such a fan of Olivia Rodrigo? It's the hottest woman he's seen since last Tuesday. Since last Tuesday.

Who did he see last Tuesday? Who knows? So, yes, Pantyhouse Greg is right. Stevie Nicks will make an appearance along with Karen O and Sarah McLachlan, who, as he just said, started the original Lilith Fair. So that was something that was started back in the 90s. It was a huge success, and then it all fell apart. But, of course, Olivia Rodrigo is bringing it all back. Also, Chapel Roan, Dochi, Cat's Eye, Bikini Kill, Garbage, and many more.

And, of course, Olivia Rodrigo. So it'll be lots and lots of female energy. And a lot of diapers, as you know. Olivia Rodrigo said she could smell the diapers from the front row of her tour. So get ready for Festrogen. It's going to be an estrogen festival happening this summer, and it comes right here. And you better believe that pantyhose Greg will be there. perving out on all the women he will not be allowed within 200 yards of any of those locations

we get into a brand new hour of the show in moments