Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 3- Spider Stuff, One-Armed Gary and MORE

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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All right, welcome to your weekend. Good morning. It's Friday. It's just after 9 o'clock. Busy hour to get into. This is the hour. Alley, we just got confirmation. One-armed Gary is going to be coming into the K-Rock studios this hour with not one, but two arms.

He has his new arm. And the first thing he's going to do with that new arm is give you your final shot in your butt of progesterone so that you can have a healthy pregnancy. Okay, so if he is on his way, we've heard this before. Oh, God, he's not going to get here until noon. Exactly. So I need to take this shot by 940 at the latest. He's going to end up in Bakersfield. He's got to light a boat on fire first.

I mean, the fact this guy's been on his way for every event. I think he's showed up after the events are over. Vanessa, when is he supposed to be here? Does he believe one-armed Gary? I was told 9-18. 9-18. Okay, so add how much Gary time? Four and a half hours.

Four and a half hours sometimes. I think that's the date. It's September 18th, 9-18. He'll be here. Anyway, we'll see what happens. If he gets here. If he gets here on time, I will let him do it. What a great way to break in a brand new arm.

I mean, this guy's been living life with one arm for a while. What a great way to break an ass. Yeah, Allie's going to let him give her that final shot. So this is going to be a real miracle of life moment here with one-armed Gary, who will now officially have a new nickname. So if he doesn't make it, am I on the bench? Yeah, you're going to come in. It's such a sad bench. It really is sad.

And starter. We've got lots of messages sitting here on the GOAT line, and we'll say hi to one of you in a moment, give you some Disneyland tickets. But this was waiting around today. The number to join us is 844-956-GOAT. Allie, what do you think of this idea? Hey, guys, so I listen to your podcast all the time, and I thought of a really good game that you guys could play that I thought would be hilarious.

You guys should have Allie's wife and Klein's wife play a game of do they know you guys better or do you guys know each other better? Because I would bet that Allie knows Klein better than Klein's wife and vice versa. I think that would be a really fun game to play on the radio. I think that would be fun because I think it's very obvious. I mean, my wife doesn't know my cell phone number.

she doesn't know I know your area code yeah okay that's probably better than she does really yeah I think yeah I don't think she knows

any part of it do you think if we were both challenged with bringing you your favorite meal who do you think would be better you would do better

than that really she would probably get you a stupid salad she got me a sandwich with sprouts in it I was like what are you doing

she doesn't think that's her favorite right she's trying to keep you alive Klein yeah but I don't think well what would you get me Allie i'd probably get you pizza and wings that's pretty good at least trying to kill you yeah

all right no i'm just gonna give you what you want yeah that's probably right i i would say all right you know what write down on our list of ideas listener ideas that maybe we do that one that's a much better that's a much better idea than this one by the way that came through as well this idea i hate but i'll play next time klein loses a bet you should you should uh get access to his phone for 20 minutes unfettered have him leave the studio or the room or whatever and just get all the ammo you can because you know there's some really damning stuff in there like his grok chat and whatever else

and all the shady stuff he does. So that should be the next bet. And also turn off his freaking 11 a.m. alarm. It's off. Thank you. We officially killed that during the show over time this week. I can confirm yesterday it did not go off. But I don't want to do that

because I assume if I go through your photos and videos, I will see a lot of weird gym selfies. No, no, I don't do that. No way. I also see rejected social media videos that you decided not to post. You will see a lot of stuff I've shot sitting in traffic that I never post because it's terrible. Hey, let me say hi, too. Is this Jose?

I got that wrong somehow. Hi, what's your name? Hi, this is Josie. Great. That's kind of like Jose. Just a letter off, an important letter. Sir, you got to read that again because it clearly said Josie. All right, Jose from Fullerton, congratulations.

You are the 20th caller. You'll be going to Disneyland. Nice. Thank you, guys. You're very welcome. No way, Jose. Hold on one second. Get you those tickets to Disneyland, and we'll have more of them coming up at noon today for Sluggo.

Then again at 3, and then again at 6. And then we've got tickets to give you all weekend long to that festival that was just announced in Santa Monica. Oh, yeah. The White Stripes, Kara. Allie's changing her shirt right now. Look at this. You can see some nudity if you're on YouTube right now. Look at that.

She's putting on, there it is, the I've never been intimate with Jake shirt. God damn it! Looks great on everyone on the show who's wearing them now. These are cool. Looks good. Yeah, we'll be giving more of these away later today. That's a good looking shirt right there. I've never been intimate with Jake.

It's something kind of cool about, I would imagine this is what a professional athlete feels when they put on a jersey before they go out on the court or the field. Do they each have numbers in the back? Yeah, you put on this shirt, you're like proud. You're like, I am proudly wearing an I've never been intimate with Jake shirt. And that feeling when you put it on, oh, goosebumps up and down your whole body. Like you did something. Actually, you didn't do something.

You may feel differently about that when you hear this theme song that Jake put together for our new segment. Allie and I both had spider encounters yesterday, and apparently spiders are dominating. I don't know what it is about this time of the year, man, but if you have not walked into a spider web today, I bet you will before bedtime. And the one that Allie has, which we're going to post a video up on our socials, this thing is not a local spider. This thing is one of those ones you usually only see in the rainforest. Yeah, it's like Amazon Australia style weirdness. This thing was crawling up Allie's leg. Put this up right now on our Instagram.

You can put up both of the spiders that we've encountered in the last 24 hours at Klein Alley Show. If you don't like spiders, you may want to avoid the socials for a while. You also may want to avoid going out in public because apparently it's time for spider stuff. Spider stuff, spider stuff. Now it's time for the spider stuff. Alley screams, Klein's a bitch. Giving us the real big kick. Look out, look out.

Here comes spider stuff. So glad I'm wearing this shirt. I like it. Never been intimate with Jake, who put together that theme song. Omar wants no credit in that. That's called Spider Stuff. My assistant. Allie, what happened?

I actually like that video. Thank you. Okay, so I was at the park yesterday, and I was doing this event that I was forced to go to for my kid is going into, like, real school, real kid school. And they did this event where all the parents and all the kids can all meet each other, and it's like a big introduction at a local park. and there's popsicles and there's games and it was like a first impression kind of moment i don't know why i had to do this as opposed to my wife who's much better at these things but i show up with my kid and it's a bunch of new people you're making a first impression i'm very awkward in those situations i'm kind of starting to talk to some people and then i decide i have to go to the

bathroom in the parks which is never a good thing i walk over to the bathroom and i begin to open the door and i look down because i feel something weird on my leg i feel like there's a like maybe a piece of grass like i didn't know what it was shorts what are you wearing i was wearing shorts yeah okay because it was hot as hell yesterday i never wear shorts and you know the reason i never sleep naked is because fear is a spider's gonna crawl inside you yes i don't like more opportunities for things to be crawling on me i'm usually always in long pants i'm always usually in long sleeves if i can help it to be honest i need to cover my body do you think because of how you are groomed down there you've created the perfect natural environment for these spiders from the amazon

rainforest i don't think that it's a breeding ground necessarily might be a thriving climate but i just don't i just want to eliminate the risk so one of the few occasions i am in shorts and I feel something on me and I look down and there is a massive spider crawling up my leg. I mean, I'm talking inches across. Yeah, I saw the video.

Usually, I would say women always think every spider is a quote master spider even if it's a tiny daddy long legs. It's still a quote master spider. No, if there was a regular sized spider, I would just brush it off. I'm not like...

This looks like one of the ones you would see at the zoo behind the glass and they would say this is only found in Belize or something. Like, how did that thing even get into this country, let alone on my leg? You maybe smuggled it back into your

privates from Hawaii. So then I scream like a freak, because anybody would in that situation, to which point all of the new parents look at me, and I start going, Spider! Spider! Spider! I'm sorry. Are you for real?

Oh, man. Are you in the bathroom or just outside the door? I'm just outside the door. So then I turn around and go, guys that was a really big spider and then everyone just kind of casually turns around and continues eating their popsicles and now i've embarrassed myself and my child we won't be playing with that family and then i go into the bathroom because the spider ran into the bathroom right and because it's waiting for me to go and i still have to go but i go in there and then i go in and

i start filming it because i'm like i at least have to film what this thing was i want to find know what kind of spider it was also people please take notice to ali's uh method of filming it looks like it's terrible because if you're ever questioning if ali's a mom or not why don't you go ahead and check out the way she decided i know it was a bad video it's the worst but it's also bad because another mom came into the bathroom and just saw me filming the wall so now i look even dumber you're in the women's bathroom with your camera which i think is a big violation of privacy exactly at a park bathroom and she comes in and she's like oh and i'm like Sorry, there was a big spider on my leg, and now the spider's over here.

You have to look at it. And she proceeds to pass me right by and go into the bathroom. So I left making no friends, but the video is shaky because I was talking to her as I was filming it and trying not to look like a complete idiot, which obviously I failed to do. Well, it's up there right now. No, I didn't. When their bodies are too big, I don't want to look. The butt is too bulbous.

This thing looks like a post-puberty spider. It's red and brown, like reddish brown. It's going to be like a girthy-ass, like, squish, too. That's so gross. Johnny, too bad it's not still June. You would have won for that comment. I tried to put this video into AI, and it couldn't give me an answer on what it was. It doesn't know what type of spider that is?

No. That's why I really want to find out what it is. I feel like any kind of weird spider expert has got to look at this thing and tell me. Well, it's up right now, Klein Alley Show. Take a peek at it. It is, she encountered this thing in the, what area were you in? So people can be on the lookout for this. This was in Agoura Hills.

Agoura Hills, California. You can find this thing. You can find this thing in the park bathroom. Crawled out of Allie's genitals. And now she's probably going to not be allowed within 200 yards of that park ever again. She had her baby already. And then, of course, you get that weird, there's always a spider on me feeling. Yeah, I know that.

Which I've had that for the last 12 hours. I've been picking fake cobwebs off my face for the last four days because I keep walking into them. And now I feel like they're always on me. Why are they everywhere all of a sudden? It must be breeding season or something. We've got to get a spider expert on. Why are they here? But anyway, that has been an exciting round of Spider Stuff.

Spider Stuff, Spider Stuff. Now it's time for the Spider Stuff. Allie screams, Klein's a bitch. Giving us the real big kick. Look out, look out, look out. Here comes Spider Stuff. Oh, man, what a fun surprise on a Friday morning. It's K-Rock, we are Klein Allie's show.

We're going to stop everything we had planned for you right now because a special guest has made his way to the K-Rock Studios. Which means I'm prepping. This is exciting, guys. This man used to be known as One-Armed Gary, but because of technology and insurance, he now is about to enter the K-Rock Studios, and I recommend you check out the YouTube

if you want to see what it looks like. One-Armed Gary has had one arm for a long-ass time. Ever since we've known him. Entering the K-Rock Studios. Please say hi for the very first time to Two-Armed Gary. Look at this. Oh, my God. Look at that thing.

Wow. What up, One-Armed Gary? Or should we say Just Gary? Wow, Gary. Wow. That thing is incredible. Look at that. Hop over to the microphone so we can hear you.

That thing is so lifelike. I went into this place. Talk into the microphone. I went into this place, and they put this on me. And it's supposed to be, like, fixed, right? Like, all ready to go? Yeah. And then he's pulling on this cord, and it snaps out, and it busts me in the mouth.

You punch yourself in the face with your new arm? I punched myself really fast in the face. And then when it did that, it swung and hit him. You hit the doctor. Now he has one arm. In the balls. With this thing. Oh, you hit him with the hook?

Yeah. I've got to describe this because it's not at all what Allie thought it was going to look like. It's not what any of us thought. Is it even attached to you? Dude, I have to get this thing totally. I've got to bring it back. It broke. It's broken.

Oh, yes, I can see that the wire is completely off. And it hit the guy in the genitals. Did you get this from a legitimate medical office? No way. I did. No way. I did. That's not where technology's at.

Back Allie Medical Office. Let me see how you... How would you pick something up with that? I wouldn't. And what's the point? I need to go get a new one. So it doesn't even... This is my whole trick.

Ready? Yeah. Wait, wait. But that's pretty incredible because you were able... That's currently attached to what? Your nub? No, it looks like there's a strap that's around your... A rubber thing that goes in and sucks into this.

It looks like your shoulder is detached. Is that thing properly... Omar, are you looking at this? I'm kind of dumbfounded here. There was a lot of build-up to this, by the way. You got this at a swap meet, Gary. No, no, swap meet. No.

Yeah. No. Gary, that was... Is this a piece of one of your boats? No. Please make marketplace. So this is... It looks skin-colored, so it's basically just...

Skin-colored? Ali. I mean, it's like the color of his skin, right? I mean, it's not, like, robotic. It is, it's made to look like an actual arm, but then the end is just two hooks that kind of clamp together. Gary, I don't mean to insult you by saying this, because I know it's a big day for you. You've had one, how long have you had only one arm for?

Um, since I was, let's see, um. I don't really need the exact date, but I mean, we're talking like years. 10 years, 20 years? 40 years. Yeah. You've only had one arm for 40 years. Right. So it's a big day for you.

Yeah, it's a big deal, but this thing, it can do nothing. It appears that you... Oh, we know that. We're telling you that, man. I think even if it worked, it wouldn't do anything. Gary, did you pull that off of another person and just put it on yourself? Because it doesn't look like it was made to fit you at all. Listen, after I hit him, the guy said he had to fix it.

And I said, no, I'm taking that arm with me because I got to go to K-Rock tomorrow. So he said this is not ready for you and you said I'm leaving with it anyway? Yeah, I said I have to take it because... I don't know if we can let you give Allie the shot in her ass with that thing. I just want to see if you can hold this. needle. That's Ali's syringe. It's the final progesterone shot she's taking, Gary.

Can you hold it in your other arm? Do you want him to wash his hands or sanitize? I guess too late for that. She's going to put it in the claw. I'm afraid it's going to crush it. Ali, if he holds it like that, can you back your ass into it and get the final shot done that way? I mean, if I also hold it, we might be able to.

Yeah, you got to back that ass up. I mean, listen, I'm all about funny, but I fear for everyone involved here. I've been watching Gary with that needle. I think I'll get tetanus. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Gary, do you feel comfortable with Allie getting... What's happening? I'm down. You're down? Yeah, I'll do anything with Allie. I mean, I will play her pool and anything. Yeah, you want a rematch because the time she took the $1,000 from you. I've been in two different clubs trying to get better.

Right. Well, I've got to be honest. This arm looks... It's comical. Is this the one that's supposed to have a pool cue attached to it? It's straight comical because this thing unlocks it, and it goes like this, and then... It gets too tight, and then it snaps up. It looks like it's technology from the 40s, is what it looks like.

I mean, they couldn't even give you five fingers? No. They just gave you two hooks? They didn't give me too much. Oh, careful with that. That's Alec Madison. She needs it. All right, well, first of all, what a great...

People are thrilled to see you in the studio, right? I can't believe this man is real. Did he get that arm made I can believe this arm isn't real Yeah that's Does anyone think you have two real arms What are you trying to show us on your phone This is what I've been doing

Are you playing something What is it Really easy In a sec These guys are cool Is this Razor No it's his new band Shout to the homies

Let's turn it up And it's all about you, Clint It's about me? How do you figure? How long is this guitar riff gonna be That we have to sit through? Right now I like it

Oh, shoot Rooster's wild Got time well spent We're in Cyprus We're livin' it Got the power, yeah To blow it up We're in Cyprus, we're living it.

What does this have to do with Klein? I think he just wants us to hear his new song. But it's a great song. It's all about K-Rock. It's about K-Rock. How is this a connection to K-Rock in any way? We're not in Cyprus. We're not living it.

Oh, man. What are you talking about? Can you explain? It's just the wrong track. It's all talking about... It's about roosters, I hear. That's what I'm talking about? Okay, good explanation.

All right. That's the new anthem for K-Rock. Well, it's a good song, Gary. I think you're very talented musically. I'd love you to play a show once you get the right arm on. I don't know what that thing is, but it's preposterous looking. I know. You have to see on the live stream what this thing looks like.

If you haven't been to our YouTube ever before, now would be a great day to check it out. 951 said, I think Gary went to Klein's dentist. I know the guy that made that. Did he check your chi first? Go-go gadget arm. Okay, well, there's a lot of comments coming through about your arm. But regardless, Allie's got to do her final shot of progesterone. So we're going to figure out a way to let you do that to her.

It's a big moment, I think, for you, Gary. And we call you Dr. Gary now when you do this? Sure. Wait, so we're really doing this? I think if he holds it. No. I don't know about this, guys. Allie, your body, your choice.

What is the issue you have with this, out of curiosity? Well, the issue is I just don't feel very secure with the needle being held between two metal prongs that are on a broken arm of a one-armed man. Right. But you know what? Let's get over that. But you know, we've done dumber stuff. Listen, if this had been 1943, you'd be impressed by what you're looking at right now. That's true.

I would have been like, I have great coverage. This is the Odyssey health insurance policy right here. So I'm going to put a Sublime song on because we have to. And then in a moment, Gary, you're going to give Allie her final shot. And then I think she's officially pregnant. You're a part of this process. Isn't that great? That's great.

All right. I'm excited about this. Gary, people say you look younger than last time they saw you. Oh, can't believe that. Yeah, your arm really brings out your eyes. Yeah. Look at that. Hey, could you wave to Allie with that thing?

Yeah. That's good. That's nice. All right. I'm going to... I killed her. You just gave me the middle finger, you jerk. He's waving.

Did I creak? I think I heard a creak. All right, Allie. You first, Gary. Make some WP4 to that thing. Allie, you first. I'm going to wave high. Eat your...

Allie, you first, Gary. I'm ready. Rock, paper, scissors. Okay, ready? Here we go. Roe, sham, bow. Get ready. No, no.

New arm. New arm. Roe, sham, bow. Oh, scissors. How come it's always scissors? Clubby's Rock. All right. We've got to take a break with Sublime.

Let me get back. The final shot in Ali's house. What an exciting day to be here at K-Rock. One-armed Gary is in the studio right now. He no longer has one arm. He's got two arms. He just told us during that song that that arm that he's wearing, Ali, cost him $40,000. Well, he said $40,000, and I was like, that seems fair.

$40,000. Still seems like about $35 too much I was like, that's a copay But this is a big day for you You guys had one arm most of his life And now here he is with two arms It's a pleasure to have you here That's the breaking news

Our very own One-Armed Gary Now has a hook for an arm And is going to help Put the final shot Into Allie's butt Yeah, I gotta get going here So why don't you come over here, Gary Whatever you want, however you want to do this

He's making his way over to Allie right now, and you tell him what to do. Okay, Gary, I want you to take this, put it in your little hand, your little arm. Oh, yeah. This is one-armed Gary. He's sanitizing Allie's ass right now, where the final shot of progesterone is going to go into. Already he's doing better than Jake, and it's preposterous what he has on. I mean, Omar, you've seen some things in this studio over the years, but this is one of them.

This is insanity here. It really is. Open it. Open it. Release. Release. Release the hook. Release the hook.

Allie, if this goes bad. It's actually a pretty firm grip, you guys. Really? Yeah, I couldn't get that swab out. You couldn't? Mm-mm. He's still learning how it works, by the way. Are we sure about this?

Oh, man. Vanessa thinks this is a bad idea. All right, Dr. Gary, stay still, please. Allie's gonna go ahead Hold on Is it in? Is the needle in her butt? It's in

The needle's in her butt This is the final shot Of progesterone Going into Allie And then she's officially Impregnated by one-armed Gary Allie I don't think that's how it works

This is crazy Now that's how it works Allie your baby Could come out Half coat hanger As a result of this There you go And now he's out

Allie it's in The shot's in The shot's in Wow One-armed Gary Dr. Gary Careful with that Whoa

Jesus Christ You should not shake it around. Do not shake the needle around, man. That's full of all that's got. Careful. Oh, my God. All right. All right.

Well, this has been absolutely ridiculous for so many reasons. I'm so glad I don't have to do this again. This is the thank you. Gary, in all seriousness, it's hard to be serious with that thing draping from you. But congratulations to him. Ali, congratulations to you for that's it. You went through this whole process on the air and you're very brave for that. Thank you.

And Gary, look at you, man. I feel so much better. You do? For what? How? Huh? How? It was just really, really kind of...

Special? Special. To put that inside of Allie? Yeah. Did you feel like you had sex with her, kind of? It was special. Yeah. Yeah.

What does your girlfriend Tina think about your new arm? We are seeing on the same hand, I don't think. Does that mean you broke up? She wouldn't even come in here. She won't come in today. No. Is there anything you'd like to say to her? She just said, I don't feel right.

And I just said, okay, whatever. Is it possible she doesn't love you anymore with two arms? She never loved me. Oh. But it's okay. I don't believe that to be true. She loves you and shows up with you and brings you places all the time. She's always calling on you.

I know. She does so much for me, and she really don't love me. What happened? Did something happen? No. She just never loved me. Yeah? She did drive you here today, didn't she?

Yeah, she did. She's driving me here. She's outside right now. She is outside. Listening to this. Listening to this, yeah. And my phone's ringing right now. Is it her?

Yeah. Tell her you love her. Do you love her? We aren't even on the same page. Well, that happens in relationships sometimes. I was in couples therapy last night, as a matter of fact. Yeah. And we've been just working on this K-Rock thing.

Trying to get the K-Rock. That's why I was telling you. The Cypress song? The Cypress 106.7 K-Rock. I didn't hear that in the song at all. I know you didn't, but it says it three times in there. Well, listen, I should have ended this five minutes ago. Concentrate your efforts on something else.

But anyway, I really appreciate all you guys do for me. We appreciate you. Gary, thank you. You came in here with your new arm. It's a beautiful thing to do with that new arm. The first thing you did was help Allie create life inside of her, so you're a part of the journey now. The life has already been created

Well, give Gary some credit, he could use it Thank you for helping me with the shot And whoever made Gary's arm, they should lose their job immediately Hey, you know what? Seriously I need a K-Rock sticker I don't think we should do anything to that I think you should try to return it, to be honest But for the new one

Yeah, for the new one, we'll give you all kinds of stickers Gary, wave to Miles, there's the music to you Don't wave with your real hand We gotta take a break This has been preposterous Hey, look at that. That's Derek Fisher from the Lakers. Give him a wave.

Why don't you wave at him? Run after Derek Fisher. See if he'll sign your arm. Yes. All right, we got to take. That's why I wanted you guys to sign it. All right, well, we're going to go. We'll be back in a moment.

This has been strange. Oh, there he goes. He's leaving. He's just walked out. That was so weird. That was one of the weirdest things I've ever experienced. Oh, my God, it was the best. It's like I want to take a break,

but I don't want to actually deal with the reality of now having to have a conversation. So we'll just go ahead and see you guys again in about three minutes with your ADD news after this on KROQ. It's very strange. Hey, guys, it's Friday!

Hell yeah, we are Klein Alley Show. Let's find out what's happening in the world together. First, let's see if there's anything good waiting on the GOAT line. You guys are so stupid.

Okay, I guess not. It's just more of the same, huh? More of the same. Facts, facts. Yeah, no, we don't disagree with you. Yeah, what you're saying is accurate, and I don't

even need to hear more. That message goes on for another 38 seconds, but there's so many reasons why she'd be calling us stupid and I'm sure she's right no matter what the reasons are. So let's just get into your news right now that a brand new hour of the show can officially begin.

And hopefully you've got a good mood, good energy, good vibes on a Friday morning. And here we go. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. It's official. The diarrhea parasite is from Taco Bell lettuce. Are any of us shocked about this? Well, and what's funny to me is that they already removed those ingredients.

They didn't even say what ingredients they were removing. They just said certain ingredients. But guys, there's been no link to our ingredients. We're just doing this for safety. And then two days later, it's like, OK, yes, it was us. The irony of the whole situation and the funny part about it is if you're eating a Taco Bell, you are trying to avoid most lettuce products as much as possible. Lettuce is if they had said to you a Taco Bell, hey, we can make everything you ordered, but there's not going to be any lettuce. You would go great.

Even better. If they took out lettuce, I don't even think most people would notice. I think some people defend their Taco Bell addiction by going, I think there's some lettuce in there. So it kind of counts as a salad. I mean, it does have a little bit of a crunch. Add something. Add texture. But it's the least necessary ingredient.

It's the least important thing there. If they were out of a bunch of other things, that would be a problem. If they're out of lettuce, fine. No problem. Keep on going. This is the thing with any kind of parasite, bacterial disease, like all the stuff that they tell. This is what it's called, Allie.

Cyclosporosias. There you go. A.K.A. Exploding ass. Thank you, doctor. That's the CDC. That's right. That sounds like you need to have a sinus infection.

All the stuff they tell me to avoid when you're pregnant is like deli meats and things that can be linked to listeria and all this stuff. And it's always produce, lettuce, like healthy stuff. So if we're going to be safe, let's just eat fast food, right? I mean, the most highly processed food and just stay away from all roughage because that's what's given us the diarrhea. The one, quote, healthiest thing on the menu there probably is their produce. But that Taylor Farms is somewhere not too far from us. Yeah, it's a California-based company, and they're called Taylor Farms, and they supplied the lettuce to Taco Bell. So it's not just Taco Bell.

I think they supplied it to a few different places. I'm sure that Taco Bell's not their only client. Right, but if they're getting a bunch of different lettuce crops, and they're going, like, this is the weakest of the lettuce crop. Let's go ahead and send that to Taco Bell. Those people don't care, I would imagine. And it's not mainly in California. It's Taco Bell's in more of the middle of the country. And how does, and I know you're not going to know the answer to this, so I should never ask you follow-ups,

But how does that let us get the cyclosporias? Yeah, I don't know how the parasite got in there. I mean, how does any bacteria... Is that like an animal went to the bathroom on it? Or was it grown that way? Or was it handled by a guy that had dirty poo fingers like you? All I know is that people on TikTok are trying to get it on purpose. Oh, really?

As like a cleanse. Yeah, lose 15 pounds like in a week. Yeah. Woo, good bros. Generally, people don't need help getting diarrhea. But TikTok is trying to get cleaned out for five days, five days straight with this. You are done. Kliaspariasis.

Yeah, Kliaspariasis. You burned a couple of calories just saying the word. That's true. You use your mouth so much. AI is changing the game in every industry. They say now the movie industry for the with Netflix in particular, 300 of their shows and movies have used AI in some way just this year. Of course, people are losing their jobs over it, too. But there is a new in-demand job.

as a result people are moving over to some of these other booming industries that are proving to be big money makers this one is coming through as a nice a nice way to make money it's a niche industry elevator and escalator installation and repair is now a high demand high salary career path that people are taking elevator and escalator installers and repairers are now among the highest paid blue collar workers in california and you can easily make six figures up to 130 000 a year They're just fixing escalators. The best part of that job is that you have that joke on the ready when people say, how's work? And you go, it has its ups and downs, which is a joke you can only make when you work in elevator repair.

And then you push that person down the elevator shaft. Push them right down the elevator shaft for making that joke. What's going to end on a down? I do know that every elevator you're in has some sort of like a fake certificate, like it went to college. Sometimes they don't even have it. And they say, see the front desk for our certificate. And I'm like, that means they don't have one. I have one that literally said elevator.

I was like, what? It was just like a printout and it just like somebody like it needed to be filled or something. And it literally just said elevator and the address of the place. The reason they need people to work in that industry is because, you know, the rules are these things have to be inspected, whatever it is, annually or biannually. And buildings are getting older and elevators are getting older. And I know I've been to a lot of buildings lately where if they have three, two of them are out of service. So there's a non-appeal fixing them. When someone when it needs to be fixed, it seems like a dire situation.

But they show up whenever they feel like there's someone inside of it. That's why. That AMC in Burbank always has the escalator broken, year-round, all the time. Yeah, and then they just put that little caution thing up, and they're like, meh, who knows when this will get fixed, whenever the person shows up. I've been to places before where the escalator has just turned into a staircase, and I refuse to go upstairs. Like, I just go, I guess I'll be on the first floor of this mall. I won't do it. I don't know what it is, but there's something about it.

If it had always been a staircase, I'd be not opposed to walking up it, but when I was like, those stairs are supposed to move me. Now I got to move? Forget it. Even when that little people mover thing doesn't work at LAX, I'm like, oh, now I can't walk like the bionic woman. I'll be going to my gate. There are a lot of important things going on in the world at any given point. There are wars, devastating earthquakes. But it's nice to know that this made the news. Of all the things that were going on in the world, the news felt the need to cover this.

Oakland firefighters helping a pigeon by giving it oxygen. You can see the oxygen mask on the bird in this video. It happened yesterday. Firefighters think the bird had smoke inhalation after a car fire. and they say it came to them seemingly looking for help. After getting oxygen, the bird flew away. I mean, that is such a waste of time and energy and resources. Yeah.

I mean, if you think about natural selection, right, the animals that are sick, you know, they just die, and then the animal kingdom moves on. I don't know why humans feel the need to step in all the time to save these animals. You know, like there was even a story about a fish that needed, Like, a person created a flotation device for this weird, sinky fish. And it's like, it's a fish, dude. Just move on.

There's plenty of other fish. After hearing that roundup of the news, I now understand this message. You guys are so stupid. Now it makes sense. Thank you for that. We've got a brand new hour of the show to get into in a moment.