Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- A Lifeguard AMA, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

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We are Klein Alley Show and this is K-Rock. I'm in recovery mode from Vegas, but obviously everyone who is watching World Cup recovery mode from all of the excitement that was that. And now we will never think of it or speak of it again for the next four years. I'm going to be sad. Vanessa gave us a long diatribe yesterday about how the only thing ruining football, or soccer as we call it, is Americans. And that it's a beautiful thing. I read your little, you gave us this hate. You guys get that too, or just me?

It's funny that she loves the World Cup so much because I feel like it's made her so mean. Mean? Mean Vanessa? I'm acting like the boys act when they watch any type of sport. Why'd you do that, man? Once every four years, we get mean Vanessa. She comes every four years, and she's all aggressive and mean and emotional. And anyway, grab some M&Ms out of my lady drawer, Vanessa, if you need those to calm down. Well, she also was watching while extremely hungover, so I think that affected her ability to watch.

Yeah, if you're getting drunk out in public, your job is to record everything you do. You understand that. I don't like when you're out there drinking and you're not recording. That's not fair for the rest of us. This hour on the show, we'll do an AMA with a lifeguard. Lifeguards are a lot more than just sitting in that chair twirling that whistle. Looking pretty. That's part of it, yes.

But these days, especially with everything that's been going on on beaches and riptides and currents, they've been stepping up, and we're going to do an AMA with a legitimate lifeguard to ask every question we've ever wanted to know. Like, do all the lifeguards bang each other? That probably happens. Do they not do mouth-to-mouth on ugly people? Right? These are all questions we're thinking, right?

I'm sure they don't do mouth-to-mouth on ugly people. It's all your dad, uggo. It's all the people who have died and being swept away. They were all just ugly. They probably do Heimlich on the uggos and do mouth-to-mouth on the ones that are hot, I would imagine. Or they get like a rookie lifeguard. Are they like hazing? You have to drink first.

Come on, you kisser. Come on. I got to get four shots down before I can do mouth-to-mouth on this. I'll go. Anyway, we'll find out a little bit later this hour. It'll be AMA with a lifeguard. Johnny doesn't know. Could score you some tickets so that you can go to this festival.

It's happening in Santa Monica in September. You'll be seeing the Killers and Jack White and Sublime and many others. That full lineup is listed at KROQ and on the socials. So we will get you into there as well. I just want to let you know, Allie, on the GOAT line, And there's a variety of messages from things that happened last week on the show. I guess we'll start with this. This is someone that is convinced that that dentist that I was going to go to,

the one that I met with at 5 in the morning, is not an actual dentist. And I know a lot of people think that way. This person is going to try to help my snoring. But listen to this call. Hey, this message is for Klein. So my neighbor is actually a dentist. And I asked him, what's the earliest time that you ever go into the office? And he was like, about like 8, 9 o'clock.

And I'm like, have you ever gone into the office at like 3 o'clock in the morning? And he was like, no, why would I do that? I'm sleeping. So I'm 100% convinced that your special dentist is the janitor. And he's selling you stuff that you shouldn't buy. And, yeah, you need to find somebody different unless you just, like, gag balls in your mouth to help your snoring situation. But, all right. Anyway, we did it.

What a great scam. That would be if you're a janitor at a dentist's office and you start seeing patients in the early hours of the morning. From 3 to 6, you got your lab coat on. You're just swindling people. What a great idea. Guy had a coat on. As soon as I saw him in that lab coat, I said, this guy must be the dentist. Yeah, but he's MIA now, isn't he?

Yeah, but he said he was going to be doing some travel. He said he had some trouble. A lot of people are concerned for my mouth. I appreciate you. You don't go to a dentist for anything related to sleep. I'm sorry. You need to get rid of that doctor. You need to report him to the medical board.

Okay. And you need to find a sleep doctor that can help you through this. Please don't go back and see that man. No, I'm going back. I'm committed now. Only if you've been accepted. Yeah, if he accepts me. Still in the process?

He says I'll hear from him in 7 to 14 days, depending on his travel. Does any of this sound normal to you? Yeah. Yeah, this guy's the best, I think. He's probably the best. All right, how would you like to call and play a little game with Postmaster Johnny and win your way into an amazing festival that was just announced that you will be in Santa Monica on September 26th

with the Killos, Jack White, Sublime, and many others. It's called the Oceanway Festival, and it's on the beach. Toes in the sand, bands on the big stage, and you will be there. Great lineup for a debut inaugural festival here in Southern California. I know what you're thinking. We don't have enough festivals. We need more. We need more festivals.

So Jason, as you know, is the greatest stretch of months of the year from July straight up through November. And this puts you right in the middle of Jason. If you'd like to win your way into the show, all you've got to do is answer one question. And the only one standing between you and that potential prize is a man by the name of Postmaster Johnny. You know, I thought this would be a great punishment later in the year. I believe it takes place in October and November. This is not local, but for the first time ever, there is a gluten-free festival. All gluten-free food so that gluten-free people can just enjoy a food festival without having to worry.

What will they possibly talk about when they can't talk about how, I don't know if I can have that. Sorry, I'm gluten. Oh, you too? Oh, you too? Sorry, I can't have that. Sounds like the worst L.A. people ever. Like, terrible festival. That's going to be, that festival is not in L.A. though?

It's not in L.A., no, but it's like a big, I guess it's going to be a big go-to for the gluten-free community, and I thought it'd be great to make one person on the show go, particularly you. Does it happen during Jason? It is during Jason, yeah. Add it to the list. Add it to the list. Gluten-free fest. Johnny, you have one question, and a lot of people that want in, so hopefully they're able to predict correctly.

Once again, I don't know if you're feeling smart this weekend, or you were feeling smart? I was feeling hot this weekend. It was balls hot this weekend. Yes, it was, yes. Yeah. You went to the beach? Yeah, on Sunday, yeah. I had to escape for, like, at least four or five hours.

And you got to that long-ass movie to sit in the air conditioning for three hours. The greatest movie, The Odyssey. I love that movie so much. Better than the app, The Odyssey app? Way better than The Odyssey app, yeah. All right, all right. Way better. Johnny is the guy that's going to stand between you and this prize,

and we say good moral. First, let's get into your theme song. It's time for Johnny Doesn't Know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was, like, in data for, like, a while. Johnny doesn't know.

Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jell-O. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes... Wiggles. All right. One question. One question only.

You don't need to know the answer. You just need to know Johnny will know the answer. We're about to talk to a lifeguard for an AMA, everything we've ever wanted to know from a lifeguard. And so to get you ready for that chat, which will be happening in a moment, we have a question that I'm sure a lifeguard knows the answer to, but will Johnny know the answer to this question?

We say hi to Colleen in Chatsworth. Good morning, Colleen. Hi. All right, here we go. You don't need the answer. Just will Johnny know the answer. Johnny, what does CPR stand for? Will Johnny know what CPR stands for?

In fact, I'm going to say before, he only has to get one of the letters. What? Whoa. Really? Do you think Johnny will be able to get one of the letters in CPR? One of the letters? Yes, he will know. Come on, Johnny.

All right. She thinks she will know. All right. Johnny, let's start with the C. Let's just start with the C. CPR. Okay, so it's been a while since I've been certified for CPR. Oh, you were certified at some point?

I was certified when I was a preschool teacher. They made us do it every, like, two years. I'd be very worried for my child in your classroom. I can save him. I know how to do it on a baby and how to do it on young infants. You don't slap him. That guy over there is certified, Johnny. He's eating Legos.

Nobody slap him. They're not Legos. We have the big little Mega Bloks because kids can't play. Anyways, Rob, I digress. Probably for Johnny's sake. Don't try to fit the Mega Bloks in your mouth. Johnny, CPR. All you have to do is get one of the letters in CPR.

She says you will know up for grabs. She gets to go to the beach in Santa Monica, see a bunch of bands. Johnny, CPR. You said you were trained in this, but it's been years. Yeah, it's been like six years. You're supposed to get that, I think, recertified every year, I believe. I think it lasts for a few years, but I'm not sure. I did one before I had my first kid, and it was weird.

A guy showed up in my house with a bag full of little babies, and the whole thing was so strange. I was certified in dog CPR, never human CPR. What a waste. Yeah. What a waste. Holly's around in an emergency. You better hope there's a doodle involved, because she's useless. I know how to breathe into the snout.

All right. Once again, Johnny. Let's see. She says you, I can tell you're stalling. I'm not stalling. I'm actually thinking. I know at least one, I think, for sure. The P, I'm a little lost on.

Come on, Johnny. I don't know the P, but C has got to stand for certified. Okay. P. No. Wait, let me finish, bro. He's getting it right. She said you'll know, and he's got three chances to get it right, so here we go.

P, I think, might stand for preliminary. So certified, preliminary, and then R is for resuscitation. That's what I know. Thank you, Johnny. That was the only one I know. I don't know what the R stands for with Johnny. Go ahead. You can say it.

It's 2026. Go ahead. Yeah, that's what. C stands for certified, you believe? No. The CP is connected. Does that help you at all? CP?

Yeah. The only CP I know is Chris Paul. Right. You got it. I don't know CP. Chris Paul resuscitation. Chris Paul resuscitation. Cardio.

Cardio. Pulmonary. There you go. Cardio pulmonary resuscitation. He got the resuscitation part, though, which means congratulations, Colleen. You're going to this festival at the beach. And if you fall down and can't breathe, Johnny will be there to slap you and feed you a Lego. So hold on.

Johnny, thank you. You're welcome. Johnny got you in because he knew one of the letters in CPR. Colleen, you're going. Congrats. More tickets coming up next hour. Sublime and the Killers and Jack White and others. We come back from this quick break with a person that knows a lot about CPR.

He's a real-life lifeguard. He's perhaps saved your life. He sits there. Which beach is he from, Vanessa? Sorry, can I have one more time? Which beach is our lifeguard calling from? Which beach does he work at? He's actually in Hawaii right now, but he is a lifeguard from California.

Hawaii, I should have called him. Oh, that's like the Olympics for lifeguards. Should have called him from Vegas. So he's in Hawaii now, but where is his main post? Oh, man, you're going to have to ask him. California. Okay. All right.

She's not wrong. We'll ask him. That'll be the first question. It's an AMA with a lifeguard. Everything you've ever wanted to know from someone who does this professionally. And we will come back with that after this. Hey, Rock. We are Klein Alley Show.

Yes, we do a lot of talking on the show. Alley and I are not experts in anything. However, we like to find experts and ask them questions and let you ask them questions as well. Because perhaps you've been on the beach recently and you look up at that lifeguard and you go, man, I've got a lot of questions for that guy. But he's too busy trying to save lives right now. So I can't ask stupid questions like how much urine must you put on a jellyfish sting. That's where we come in, right? So when you're just sitting there sexily twirling your whistle, just know that that's what we're wondering.

We have a lot of questions. We look at you. Up there in your lifeguard tower. What goes on in that tower? Is there AC in the tower? No way. These are all questions. We're going to get answers in a moment.

We've got a guy who's been a lifeguard for a long-ass time. In fact, since he was 16 years old, he started as a lifeguard. I would imagine he's probably saved some lives in that time. He is a lifeguard in Southern California, although I do believe he's joining us on the phone from Hawaii right now. His name is Drasco, which is another thing. I think you have to have a cool name when you're a lifeguard. Good morning, and thank you for being on KROQ. Hi.

Good morning. How are you guys doing? Thanks for having me on. Good. Of course, we have a lot of questions. Some of them are from us, and others are from our listeners. Don't take offense to any of these. We just want to know more about what it is that you do.

You got it. I will answer them to the best of my ability. So my first question is, which comes first, the hotness or the job? Are you hot so you're like, I should be a lifeguard, or are you a lifeguard, therefore you become hot? That's a good question. So there's obviously some physical parameters you need to get the job first. However, the byproduct of standing out in the ocean and getting tan all the time is also a factor. So I would say both, if I'm going to answer that. Yeah, because A18 posts on the text line, how come I never see any fat lifeguards? And I guess that makes it would be a hard job to do if you were very fat because there's a lot of running involved in swimming, right?

That's debatable because there's definitely some people that have a larger body habitus that exist that are much faster swimmers than you'd think. I mean, just look at like the Serbian water polo team who's smoking cigarettes on the pool deck. They still get first in the Olympics, you know? I would think that you could get a job if you're like a heavier lifeguard to be the sitter and the twirler with the binoculars, but then you call a different person would do the running into the ocean. Right, you're the medicine sitter guy. I wish it worked that way. That would actually be really nice. I heard that lifeguarding, though, the training for that is extremely long and rigorous. Is that true? How long does it take? yeah that's true depends depends what agency you work for i think at the at a minimum it's about

eight days and every day is obviously a lot of running in the soft sand barefoot swimming you know in the ocean depending on um i guess we're talking about ocean life grading here obviously you've got the pool side and stuff too but yeah in the ocean it's uh yeah non-stop and then if you mess up or don't go fast enough i mean you get disqualified we need you to be able to be you know quick and and athletic uh three two three wants to know what is the greatest gift and or tip you've received after saving someone's life so yeah that's good people offer gifts and tips all the time however legally it's actually not allowed for us to take them and but people definitely after you rescue someone i've been offered um you know a hundred dollar bill and

other things but we we politely decline however i will say if you offer us barbecue pizza and food you might be cooking while you're at the beach that doesn't count we will gladly take any food so if you feed the lifeguards that qualifies and that i think the best thing i had i had an entire uh family with a giant like i'm talking like uh almost the size of half of a bathtub of like a wok cooking noodles and like asian style cuisine and they fed the entire beach that day wow yeah is it true that lifeguards get access to better bathrooms than the grody disgusting beach bathrooms that all of us are accustomed to oh no quite the opposite so there are no bathrooms in a lifeguard tower um and you can't leave your post when you're watching the

water right if you look away for just a second um someone might go under the water right drowning is silent it's not this thing that we see like in the movies so in fact um we we'd have to get someone to come give us a break to use the grody bathrooms as like a privilege so i'll let you do the imagination as to how that happens in the lifeguard tower 714 wants 714 wants to know uh if you're uh saving hot people uh do you uh use cpr when not necessary because they're attractive That is a classic question. We don't discriminate against people that we save, whether they're hot or not. And we don't use our medical terminology.

We have a chance, Allie, to survive. We don't use our medical skills unless they're indicated. You have weaponry in the lifeguard tower as well. If you saw Allie, maybe you would think that's a whale in the ocean, a harpoon or something. Do you have anything you would need to protect in addition to just your skills? Look, anything is a weapon in a lifeguard tower if someone starts attacking you on the beach. But, you know, we have the hard lifeguard cans and then the lifeguard buoys or tubes that we call, which are soft. So they're two different styles.

You see the red buoys or cans. The cans are the hard plastic ones. Oh, yeah. And actually, so those, I mean, you can put those in between you and the victim because a lot of times when people are in panic, they will try to attack you. So you do need, let's call it, weapon is a strong word, but let's call it a defense item. The fins, I don't know if you've ever gotten slapped with one of those fins, but that also hurts as well, especially when we do our training stuff. So those can be utilized. But I don't know if you guys just saw, there was the news story of the L.A. County lifeguards that just apprehended that guy that was on the manhunt.

and he jumped off the pier and he was in the water and they used a paddle board and a can to grab him for the police. Oh, that's right. The rule used to be if you could escape the police and jump in the water, you were free. That's what I did in Grand Theft Auto.

Right, that's all you got to do. These are all the things the life preserves that people don't know about. What is the craziest rescue you've ever done? And what is the biggest mistake people make to put themselves in a dangerous situation? Oh, goodness. you'd need several more hours on your show

for us to go through a bunch of them but actually I won't use my rescue as an example the craziest rescue that comes to mind right now is a buddy of mine and this was down in San Lijo State Beach in the North County there was a wedding

proposal on a hot air balloon which the wind took them over the ocean and they couldn't land it because you can't land it in the water and they were floating outward You know, when we get those Santa Ana winds that just push outward out in the ocean. And so what they did was the operator lowered the hot air balloon just enough to where they could throw the line down to the lifeguard on the paddleboard to paddle them back in to land it so they wouldn't have to crash land in the water. Man, so there's just a lifeguard paddleboarding a hot air balloon to shore?

Casually, yes. Just another day in the life. 310 wants to know, do you get boners when hot people are on the beach? In bikinis. Back to hot people. Oh, interesting. Well, so I will send that back. I wouldn't answer that question.

I'll send it back to them that we wear trunks and bikinis, and so that would be pretty obvious if we had certain aspects of our body. It's pretty out in the open for that. They can answer it themselves. 909 wants to know, have you ever punched a shark in the face? Actually, recently also in San Diego, you've seen that there's this clip that went kind of viral. Yeah, the big great white, the biggest on record.

Yeah, well, no, no, no. There was a whale that the great white shark was eating, and one of our guards actually went down and had to, you know, because they have to tow that whale out to sea further so it doesn't wash in. So while the great white shark was eating the whale on the other side, he went down, tied the line around the tail so that they could tow it out with the jet ski. So not quite punching a shark in the face, but I would say that's pretty freaking close. Wow, and the tie, the thing that the whale, while the shark was eating it?

yeah because i mean you can't you can't you can't shoo the shark away from a from a carcass right get out of here there's no squirt bottle to get it to do it with no one it's doing a bad thing you know now what is the uh 714 wanted to know what is the least respected job for the lifeguard and the most respected is the least respected like kids pool and the most respected is like surf beach in hawaii um okay i think i see what which way that question's going in general people don't know what lifeguards do in general they think we're baywatch and everything is least respected because they think we're just tanning and checking out chicks which as evidenced by a lot of the questions but um actually whether whether you're in uh a pool or recreate i mean you've got like

you've got pools like atlantis uh you know the massive disneyland water parks where you have thousands of people so whether you're in a pool you're in the ocean you're in hawaii you're anywhere in the world for that matter if your airway goes under the water and you stop breathing that feeling is the same right you have to put a good mask seal return oxygen to that person's brain and with people screaming at you hope that you bring them back to life so there's no least or more respected i think it's a matter of perspective and seeing what you understand about the profession but we get to do some pretty crazy cool stuff no matter which environment whether it is hawaii or california or anywhere 323 wants to know do you respect the sand castle

if racing into the ocean to make a rescue will you attempt to leap over or move around or will you just plow right through the sand castle that's actually a great question navigating the beach environment like that we do our best um to avoid if we can because we like to keep the public happy but you know every single time there's a situation where you fall into a hole or you trip and then you'll do a yard sale trying to navigate, you know, the buckets and the kids and the towels on a busy day. You could only imagine all that stuff. And I will say just as a public safety thing, what people don't know,

digging holes at the beach is like one of the most underestimated hazards because when the sand collapses on you, well, it's cool until it's not. Yeah, we found out last week it's deadlier than shark attacks because people are getting in the holes they dug and then the sand's collapsing on them, right? Correct. And you can't, sand is so heavy, pure cubic, you know, cubic square inch or whatever that you literally can't, you could have most of their body out, but if their legs feel stuck in there, you can't pull them out. So now imagine your head's the thing that's stuck down there and you can't breathe. It's the same as drowning. People just don't know. Drasko is a lifeguard paramedic. I'm with us right now. I've been doing lifeguarding a long ass time over, I think, two decades, saving lives. How many lives do you think you've individually saved? That is a question coming through from 818. sure um that's a tough question right because the the majority of what lifeguards do is preventative

right so if i go to let's say a family of 10 people that were just about to set up their tent right in front of a massive rip current which you know they told you hey we can't swim we're worried about what's going on today in the ocean and i tell them to move 100 yards to the south so they can set their stuff up somewhere else where they'll go in the water where it's safer does that count you know so we don't really count lives saved and stuff now if you're asking me about dramatic rescues where you know someone's climbing the ladder and barely making it underwater and stuff those you know you kind of didn't do your job if you're lifeguarding good then those happen less frequently but i've definitely had a couple in different instances five six two i know

the answer to this but i'll ask you anyway is it true that female lifeguards will not go into the ocean if it's not their hair washing day uh that's yeah no no matter on the hair day the the lifeguards go in no matter what sometimes it makes them sexier i would imagine and as somebody who's constantly in a lifeguard tower and people watching at the beach what is the most annoying beach behavior i mean there are people doing very annoying things at the beach that we as just regular people have to deal with but since you see it all the time what is the top that is a great question i'm really trying to answer this well because there are so many i mean watching the beach environment is such a unique and interesting thing and i've seen a lot

of crazy stuff you know i don't think there's any singular activity that's annoying it's when if you ask them to stop let's say it's like someone sets up a tent so you can't see the water or they're playing blasting loud music and you can't hear your radio whatever when you ask somebody to kindly stop and they don't listen i would say that's the most annoying because i love seeing all the crazy stuff people do at the beach i've seen you know people carrying their cat while they're uh kite surfing a skateboard right like all these crazy things but if it's dangerous or if it's impeding our job that's when it gets annoying otherwise we love people having fun and doing crazy weird stuff uh this question came through a bit so i'll just read this to you and

then we'll wrap it up but if people are having sex on the beach do you let them finish or do you break it up so there's a reason why um tents aren't allowed at the beach that are closed on all four sides we have to see through now uh certain times in off season if maybe you see a tent and you say well i'll get back to that later um you know we don't really know what's going on inside there but i'll let you do the math yeah oh we hate math oh i didn't know you were gonna get I'm a little boring with math. All right, forget it. Interview's over now.

Well, anyway. Thank you, Drasko. Drasko, this guy's got a podcast all about lifeguarding. It's called The Lifeguard Project. I would imagine it's a good listen to. So we'll go put up the link to that on our Instagram. Thank you for spending some of your time. By the way, during this chat, he was supposed to be watching the water.

Now 11 people have died, so he can talk to us. Shark ate him. Worth it, I think. So thank you for joining us on KROQ, and thanks for protecting us here in Southern California. I greatly appreciate you. Thank you, guys. That was fun. Thank you.

All right, cool. That was fun. until the math part. Then it became unfun real quick. Fun is code for dumb. If you ever want to get out of a chat with us, just say it's time to do the math and we will end the...

Goodbye. No time for math. You'll let me? We'll do some takeaways and wrap up the show after this on KROQ. So, Rock, we are finally a show. Math free since 93.

Let's get into some takeaways from today's show and then we'll officially get the hell out of here. And I don't know if you want to take this as good news or bad news, But it's news. Instead of Sluggo, after we get off the air, your good friend Postmaster Johnny will be sitting here to get you through the next four hours and give away some more of those tickets. So you can go to that cool new festival happening in Santa Monica with the Killers, Sublime, Jack White, and others. And all you got to do is just keep listening to KROQ because you'll have another chance to win those tickets coming up in about 15 minutes and then all day long right here on KROQ.

Good thing you don't need to know CPR to do this job. No, you do not. He's being here by himself. Takeaways. What do we got? 6-2-6, my takeaway is Chad gave up candy. Oh, man, Chad gave up candy for pregnancy. 6-2-6, the most American thing ever is eagle-on-eagle violence.

6-5-0, don't slap the kids. 7-1-4, Klein's funner summer was made up of horny moms and staring at a fountain. It was a waterfall, first of all, not a fountain. I wouldn't waste my time on mushrooms staring at a fountain. 8-1-8, Jiminy Cricket is Jake's newest roommate. 818, we've all been lied to about Alaska. And 714, my takeaway is Johnny is certified to save a small infant or toddler that swallowed a Lego. Yeah, but that's it.

Anything outside of that, good luck. You're on your own, kid. What's your takeaway from today's show, Vanessa? PSA, you don't slap babies during CPR. Don't slap the babies. Although you are kind of supposed to karate chop them a little bit, if I remember correctly. Johnny, takeaway? Yeah, Allie is the fat and the furious.

She's the fat and the furious. More tickets for you tomorrow to go on that Fat and Furious ride at Universal. That's actually the Fast and the Furious ride, and we will get you in Universal Studios again tomorrow morning with a four-pack of tickets. Jake, the nerd, you got a takeaway? Yeah, we're just a bunch of weighted dummies. We are. We sure are. It's not the nicest way to talk about humans, but that's what we are.

Allie, takeaway? My takeaway is Jake is the kick it cring. He's the kick it cring. Don't be fooled. Omar, takeaway? Mushrooms and waterfalls. That's what Vegas is all about. That's what it's all about.

That's what built that town, man. Let's get into this, then we'll get out of here. And remember, tomorrow we're back at it again for another whatever the hell this show is. And thank you to our Lifeguard guests for joining us a moment ago. Thank you for everyone for interacting and participating. If you need us in the meantime, there's a GOAT line for you, 844-956-GOAT. Leave your messages there. Or if you want to, find us on Instagram or go to KROX YouTube and check out today's show with your eye holes.

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