Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Ally's Fat Pants, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE
Episode Date: July 27, 2026...
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This weekend, Allie could not do her camping trip because it was too hot.
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So she had to push it back to another week or something like that.
No, instead we did every indoor cooling activity you could possibly do.
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I don't know what you did this weekend, but if it wasn't putting away your skinny pants to bring out your fat pants,
you probably had a better weekend than Alley.
I think it's a big moment in your pregnancy now that you've officially gotten rid of all of your pants you used to wear.
Everything was getting tight, tighter and tighter.
And then, yeah, this weekend I had to make the switch.
I had to lay out all my jeans, and I had to say, these are the ones that need to go bye-bye for about a year probably, probably more.
And then I had to go.
Thankfully, I saved my fat pants because I knew this moment would come.
Also, thankfully, it's because you're pregnant.
I mean, people have had to go through this shameful wardrobe change before when they're not pregnant.
I mean, I know very well there's certain pants where I go, I ain't fitting in these 32s anymore.
Yeah, what's sad is that I also took out some of the fat pants and fat shorts.
And then I was like, oh, these are probably still too big.
And then I was like, these are a little tight.
Oh, the fat shorts are tight.
Yikes.
And then I was like, out of principle, I still wore them.
I was like, I can still wear these.
Still squeeze into these things.
Still do this.
I mean, I blame the makers of the pants because if you're going to make, quote, fat pants or fat shorts, why not give a little give?
No need to be so strategic with your button placing.
Yeah, there's some that can just be a little more forgiving.
A little stretchy.
A little stretchy in the material.
But I don't want to, I don't know about you, but I've always kept all my pants for different weight classes.
You never chuck them?
I never chuck them.
And even though I did go through some of them and they were bigger sizes, but they were skinny jeans, like actual skinny jeans.
And I was like, no one wears these anymore.
Because my fat pants are no longer in style.
You're trying to figure out which pants Sally's referring to.
Her skinny jeans were the ones that used to be held up in those Subway commercials.
Jared used to hold them up and show them off to everyone.
Those were Ali's skinny jeans.
But now there is that.
That used to be the big flex of I've lost weight is that here's the ridiculously large pants I used to wear.
But that whole system has been completely blown away now because, quote, giant baggy pants are in at every weight.
There are some pants that I've been wearing now and I can still wear for probably another three to four months just because they're so baggy.
Right.
It's almost like karate, but every time instead of getting a different color belt, you're just adding another hole to the belt you have.
Yeah.
I don't want to make this too sexy, but I was also at Costco yesterday and bought a two-pack of those large-sized bras.
Isn't that the place you returned your last pregnancy underwear to because they were too big or too small?
Yes, and I actually do have to return these too because my boobs haven't gotten as big as I thought yet, so I'm not quite there yet.
And I thought about saving them, but I'm going to bring them back and maybe get some mediums for now.
You're going to go through the line of shame at Costco to return some bras.
I have it on my to-do list.
Return bras to Costco.
Please wear the metaglasses for this exchange.
I got to see the person try to not gag.
When they ask me what was wrong with them.
Yeah, and you say.
I'm not as fat as I thought.
I'll be this fat, but I'm not fat yet.
Well, because my boobs have gotten much bigger.
They have already?
Yeah, they have.
It's like the first thing that happens in pregnancy.
Yeah, and a lot of times.
It's a tactic that historically was used to make sure the man sticks around.
Well, and they also, right now there's no man to stick around.
I know, in your case.
But I'm saying if you think about, like, if you go back historically to the, you know, the way God intended it.
It wasn't for the baby.
It was for the man to stay.
Of course.
Yes.
Yeah, because she'd be like, I have news.
I'm pregnant.
Usually that's when the guy's like, all right, I'll see you.
Say hello to the back of my head.
But all of a sudden, he's like, oh, but your boobs look bigger.
So now I'm torn.
I guess I'll stick around.
And then your nipples get darker because it's like a bullseye for the baby so they can find your nipples.
But I guess it's also for the man to find your nipples.
Also for the man.
That's interesting.
So mine have gotten bigger to the point where I was really just wearing those little bralettes.
I've kind of gotten rid of like traditional bras, but they're like tight kind of sports bra type things and they don't fit anymore.
So I have to, I don't have any big bras, so I need to go buy a bunch of bigger bras.
And I need to buy some leggings that are a little more forgiving than my current ones because those are starting to get too tight.
You're always jealous of your hot sister because she's younger than you and hotter than you,
and life has come easy to her, and she also has the naturally large breasts all the time.
Well, she has to buy swimsuits in two different sizes.
Right, tiny little bottoms.
The bottoms have to be small, and the tops have to be large.
Do you feel like you get to rub it in her face now, that your boobs are now her size?
I'm going to physically rub the boobs in her face?
No.
Yes.
No, do you feel like you get to throw that back at her, be like, ha, bitch?
No.
Oh.
Because mine aren't nearly as, like...
Oh, right, perfect.
Perfect, yeah.
And, like, they're not buoyant.
Like, they don't go up.
They're very boyish.
No, they're...
Oh, yeah, the most boyish.
...buoyant.
You have the most boyish moves.
But if I pulled this down, I got some cleave going.
Oh, God.
I see I got some cleave.
YouTube, check it out.
No, it's down there.
You see it?
Someone just took $300 of tips away.
Someone just took a bunch of tips away.
Come on, sister.
So, anyway, Allie had to make the big move.
It's a big...
It is a big move.
They don't talk about that in all of those pregnancy books, but when you officially move
all the fat pants out, fat pants in and skinny pants out.
And my problem is as a lesbian, I'm not really a dress wearing woman.
So a lot of pregnant women, they go with dresses and stuff like that to get through their pregnancy
and instead of getting maternity stuff, because all the maternity stuff is so, it's not comfortable.
It's really hard to find.
If you go to any department store, the maternity section is like three sad little items.
You know, they have these pleats on them that make it just maternity, maternity.
It's like so obvious, and it just looks tacky.
So you want to get cute about it, but I don't really have the style or fashion sense to do that.
And I don't wear dresses.
Okay, but would you be opposed to wearing a muumuu if we bought you a muumuu?
Like, we buy it, but we get to pick the style, but would you go into like a full muumuu look for a while?
You know, I could do something like that, but I wouldn't let you pick.
You would pick the most embarrassing.
You would pick cow print.
You would pick something.
I wouldn't pick cow print.
Yes, you would.
We don't make those.
We have to make one for you.
You'd be with whales, manatees.
It would be all the biggest animals.
Such a great idea.
It would be like a safari in here every day.
What will Allie be today?
I mean, a lot of girls now, they make it like they accentuate their belly.
They show their belly.
They wear like a sports bra and leggings and they just have their belly out.
I don't think I should be one of those.
People have the full belly on display.
Everyone take a peek.
Look what's going on here.
You shouldn't hide it under this tarp of animal print we're going to give you.
I mean, we'll put a little cutout so people can see it.
You think I should be one of those people that just always has it out?
I just think that if I had the ability to wear a muumuu in regular life, especially during a heat wave, I would be...
I'll do it if you do it.
Fine.
Why don't you wear muumuu's in solidarity?
Solidarity muumuu's.
I'll happily wear a muumuu with you.
Because they look comfortable.
They look real comfy.
I know that you know...
Let's see.
I bet we could find like a...
They're under $5.
They can't be more than $5.
It's like a toga, pretty much.
You spell muumuu just M-U-M-U, right?
No, I think it's M-O-O-M-O-O.
It's the noise you make when you wear it.
Okay, I found zebra already.
Did you?
Mm-hmm.
What's the cost?
$16.
For one pack?
Just for one, yeah.
Let me see.
Oh, here's a three pack for $35.
Of muumuu's.
Yeah, but these ones have moons and stars.
I think these are pajama muumuu's.
What's the size of these things?
Do they come in sizes or is it one size fits all?
is that I'm getting results for
Moo Moos and a grill cart.
They know what you've got to get.
I don't need a grill cart.
You just bundle it.
Three for $24.
Three pack Moo Moo for women.
This one has leopard print.
Do you guys all want to go Moo Moo
for solidarity? Vanessa, would you go to
Moo Moo? Moo Moo Mondays.
That sounds lovely.
I'd wear this to relax.
Just chill. Be in blankets.
I'll just get a bunch of them, guys.
Yes, Moo Moos.
It's going to be the Moomoo Show.
That's huge.
Oh, here's some busty Moomoos.
Or sexy Moomoos with lace.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Or maybe for Jake.
Shake it, shake it.
We'll take a quick break.
This just has a panther on it.
Why does it have to be him?
Cool.
It's very cool.
Omar Cole's dibs on the panther one.
We'll take a break.
We're back in a moment.
Johnny doesn't know up for grabs.
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and we'll come back with that after this.
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We are Klein Alley Show.
Johnny's in the studio right now.
Johnny, on Friday, did his impression
of what he thought dolphin sex sounded like
when asked a question about how dolphins breathe.
He misheard the question.
We got an interesting impression.
That whole video and exchange is up right now
on our Instagram at Klein Alley Show.
So watch it at your pleasure.
A lot of people said that they had a hard time driving
while listening to that.
I don't know if it's because they were laughing
or because they felt bad about the future
or because they were so turned on
hearing Johnny's impression of dolphin sex.
Yeah, it is NSFW if you're a dolphin.
Definitely, definitely, definitely.
We say good morning now to Riley in Seal Beach.
Oh, boy, Seal.
We say hi to Riley in Seal Beach.
Good morning, Riley.
Welcome to KROQ.
Hi.
Good morning.
I'm so happy you guys answered.
Of course.
That's why we're here.
It's nice to meet you.
And all you have to do is answer one question.
You don't even need to know the answer.
You just got to predict if Johnny will know the answer to a question.
And if you are right, you get yourself a choosing of merch from this show, limited edition, only a few pieces left.
And you can have your choice of a hat or a shirt, Klein Alley Show, all right?
Okay, sounds good.
I know it's not as great as the other stuff we're giving away this week, like cabanas to water parks and tickets to see Foo Fighters, et cetera.
But it is something.
It's something.
It's time for Johnny Doesn't Know.
Here we go.
Johnny Doesn't Know.
And I was like, okay.
Oh, Johnny Doesn't Know.
I didn't know Vegas was like in Nevada for like a while.
Johnny doesn't know, Johnny doesn't know.
Gelato sounds like Jell-O.
Johnny doesn't know.
It like goes, wiggles.
All right, John, as we are attempting to get to know more about Allie as she is in the pregnancy process,
I know she's talked about some of what she's going through, and it's been very clear in the back,
you have no idea a lot about the female body.
No, I just, I always just tend to like tune out when it comes to the pregnancy stuff.
I'm like, ugh, here we go, like I don't understand it.
Right, that's good support.
Thanks.
Yeah, Allie appreciates that, I'm sure.
Well, I don't think you know too much more, Klein, because I think you thought a mastectomy was when they take out your vagina.
Yeah, a hysterectomy is what I thought.
Or a hysterectomy, right.
Yeah, that's what I thought they took that out of.
I'm pretty close, though.
But let's not put me on the hot seat because it's time for John to answer one question.
And the question we have for Johnny today is about the female body.
But, Johnny, what is the medical term for the womb?
Allie's been talking a lot about this womb and her womb and how, you know, her womb is basically a space for rent because they're using your wife's eggs and everything like that.
But your womb is pretty much womb for hire.
Thank you, Jake.
What is the medical term, the official medical term for the womb?
Will Johnny know this?
Yes or no, Riley?
I think he will not know the medical term.
All right.
Johnny will not know the medical term.
Johnny, you want to sound this out, or do you think you got this?
Well, womb is easy.
Womb is just like a four-letter word.
Very good, Johnny.
Yeah, thank you.
The actual...
Do you know how to spell that four-letter word?
Womb?
W-O-M-B.
Oh, okay.
You knew about the B. Good.
And then tomb?
T-O-M-B.
Nice.
Great.
That's good stuff.
Any others?
We don't need any more.
Lamb is L-A-M-B.
All right.
Also helpful.
Thank you for that.
That's all I know.
That's your answer to the question?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She says you will not know.
I have two answers.
And I don't know which one of them is like maybe Greek and the other one's like actual medical.
I have the first one is uterus, but then the second one I have is in utero, like the Nirvana album.
And that's like a whole like pregnancy album cover and there's a baby in the womb.
So I'm like...
But we are asking you, what is the medical term for the womb?
For the womb, I would say maybe uterus.
No, I'm going to go in utero.
In utero.
That sounds a little bit better, I think.
In utero.
Okay, Riley, you said Johnny wouldn't know.
He said the right answer at one point during that, but then he changed the right answer.
The right answer is lamb, L-A-M-B.
Damn it.
No, it is the uterus.
I was right.
Now you changed it to in utero.
In utero is the same thing.
Congratulations, Riley.
Hold on one second for some limited edition Klein Alley Show merch.
And now Johnny's learned a little bit more about the magic of Alley's body.
And the embryo in my lamb.
In her lamb.
That's right.
And how fitting to go into this one from the offspring.
The kids aren't all right.
It's a real tune-out if you don't like pregnancy stuff.
That's right.
Real tune-out.
Johnny, stop paying attention as soon as we brought him in.
We got more show to get to after this.
We'll take your takeaways as well.
things that happened on today's show that you think you'll bring with you into your lives and
into the world you can get them to us on the text line 800-520-1067 uh but not before we give you
the offspring and some joyce manor and more from k-rock klein alley show good morning johnny warning
i know you're going to tune this out because it's baby talk but there was an interesting message on
the goat line and we need to make a decision if we want to do this or not we did y'all so i'm
calling because my husband and I have been fans of the show since we literally first heard it
and we just got the gender of our baby in an envelope this is a couple that I guess just
found out they are they're pregnant they got the gender in an envelope and they have been fans of
our show since they first heard it they said I wanted to know if Klein and Allie you guys are
down to read us our results let me know I'm so excited bye they're sitting there with a sealed
envelope and they don't know the gender of their own baby and i know the gender reveals are played
out and really who cares it's going to be 50 50 it's not like there's a million options there i
think they just need to make them more dangerous i agree i mean it's got to level up go over all
of the potential health conditions they could have but uh in this particular case if you would
like us to be a part of that for you i know we haven't even done ali's gender reveal yet
no we can do that anytime but you know it's it's funny you mentioned that because we um
we did get a friend of ours who's like a medium or psychic or whatever we you know told her hey
we're pregnant and she said oh i know that it's a yeah but that's an easy guess but no it was the
opposite of what we know and now we're like oh man maybe because i now i'm far enough along where i
can get the blood test to determine the actual sex and i'm pre-selected yeah pre-selected but
now's the time to determine and corroborate that the right one was put in and you're going to
assume that your quote friend who is a quote psychic was probably more accurate than the
science that went behind you predetermining just made me second guess a little bit and be like huh
interesting because she is right about a lot of stuff well and the fact that she saw a different
sex than the one that i that we picked is kind of shocking to me if you're a psychic it's like a lot
of these sports handicappers they give two different outcomes to the same game to different
people and then someone thinks they're a genius and someone else thinks they're an idiot you just
focus on the people that they're a genius i would like to reveal these results though it would be
nice to open an envelope probably the closest we'll ever feel to like a you know awards presenter
kind of thing where you get to have you're the only one that has that information if you want us
to um reveal that on k-rock and that would bring you guys some sort of happiness and your uh you
know whatever your journey is uh happy to do it happy are we yeah sure we'll do that it'll be good
you know we should do we should have jake dress in sharpie avatar based on the gender great idea
Sharpie blue for boy
or Sharpie pink for girl.
Pink avatar isn't a thing.
Well, you could be.
You better hope they're having a boy.
Kill two birds, one stone.
All right.
Yeah, we'll do it.
If you...
Yeah, I don't know how we get...
Vanessa or Jake,
I don't know how we get their phone number.
They left this message on the go.
I forward it to Vanessa.
Nice. Okay, good.
So Vanessa, tell them
we'll only do it if it's a sealed envelope
and then they have to film themselves
hearing the news
as we reveal it
and then they have to post it
and get all excited
and, you know.
Okay.
Thank you.
You sound really excited
about this.
Yeah.
We could also just say no.
All right, let's go with no.
I didn't realize
that was a short one.
Can't we at least
bake a cake or something
so we can eat?
We'll do it.
We'll do it.
They want to include us
in their...
It'll be boring
for most people
and Johnny will tune out
but everyone else
for them it'll be exciting.
Mildly exciting for some.
We'll practice on this one
before we do the Allie one.
It'll be coming up
This is Joyce Manor.
I used to go to this bar.
It is on K-Rock.
Come back with your takeaways next.
New K-Rock music.
Joyce Manor.
I used to go to this bar.
K-R-O-Q.
That's the song you just heard a moment ago, but my voice is killing me at this point in the show, so I let the big voice guy do it for us.
Who's that guy trying to take your job, man?
That guy did a much better job than I could have.
That's new music.
You made it sound more exciting.
Joyce Manor.
I used to go to this bar.
A quick little song on KROQ as we wrap up today's show with your takeaways, which we'll get to in a moment.
And remember, it's Park Week officially underway.
I'm just starting to go through some of these submissions we've received only this morning, day one of Park Week,
and already no shortage of terrible parking jobs out there in the streets.
Let us know what you see.
Take a picture.
You can just send them to us if you want to directly,
but if you want to be in the running to win all of these amazing concerts as part of Park Week
and helping us to publicly shame the terrible parkers that are plaguing Southern California.
And yes, people are asking, can I send bad parking jobs from outside of the state?
Of course you can.
I don't know if you're going to be able to make it to all these shows.
You can send all stuff to krock.com slash parkweek.
Better yet, tag us in it as well on our Instagram so we can repost all of the submissions we've received for Park Week.
Also, a reminder, Ali, this is a big week apparently for one of our own.
Good morning, guys.
I know you don't usually announce birthdays, but there's a very special birthday coming up on Wednesday, July 29th, and that is second-hand Cindy's birthday.
Want to guess how old second-hand Cindy is turning on Wednesday?
Oh, man.
I'm trying to think.
How old is America?
250.
Okay.
I'm going to go with 195.
195.
That's a good guess.
Omar, any guesses on second-hand Cindy?
I think she smokes so heavily that that ages her, so I think she's going to turn 19.
Right.
But she looks 119.
Right, because of all the cigarettes.
She does smoke a few cartons a day.
I know that you spent a lot of time with her.
Jake, you drove her around.
She passed out in your car next to you after we went to that buzz ball event.
She stepped on her chicken wing.
She stepped on her...
They ate it.
She was on her mushroom sandwich.
Any guests what her age is?
Oh, I know.
I know what the age is.
Oh, you do?
There's the answer.
And it is her 69th.
So, ooh.
69.
Oh, nice.
That is a hot-ass birthday, Jake.
And I think there's only one way to celebrate officially.
You know what I'm saying?
Mouth party.
No, I don't know what you're saying.
No, you do.
No, thank you.
So, well, thank you for letting us know about that, Blind Charlie.
And, yeah, we'll have to plan some sort of a birthday party for the great secondhand Cindy.
That's amazing.
We've got to do a big party for her.
Yeah, 69.
Right back at that 7-Eleven.
69 buzz balls.
We're going to meet her at that 7-Eleven parking lot in Inglewood.
She would drink 69 buzz balls.
She would.
So there you have it.
Well, let's make a note, Vanessa.
Wednesday, big day.
Secondhand Cindy.
We'll get a cake.
We'll put 69 cigarettes in it.
Light them.
Then she can blow out the cigarettes by smoking them all.
Make a wish.
Takeaways from today's show.
What do we got?
6-2-6.
My takeaway is Jake is approximately right.
He's theoretically fun and approximately right.
It's like wild
That is a known thing
Double an A at 30
If you want to get close
If you want something that's not the right answer
If you want to get close
2-1-3 my takeaways
Vanessa likes to make funny voices in the fans
She loves them
What are you saying
That's literally the voice
She loves talking to the fans
3-1-0 my takeaway is
Kurt Cobain was the ultimate Maxinista
A-1-8
Omar's got buckets to attract lesbians.
He sure does.
The softball buckets.
208, Klein's dad is going to turn his mom into a balloon animal.
Okay, enough of that.
That's gross.
Sitting on the other end of that, I don't like it.
Let's see.
It's the N-word.
It's the equivalent of the N-word.
818, my takeaway is get ready for Moo Moo Mondays.
And let's see, 661, my takeaway is Allie's baby is growing inside of her lamb.
What's your takeaway from today's show, Vanessa?
Cavi's parents are going through a rebel phase.
My parents are getting all rebellious buying Nirvana shirts and eating weed gummies.
Who knew?
Give them a proper talking to.
Johnny, got a takeaway?
All right, Kevvy.
Two Kevvy ones back to back.
Are they all Kevvy ones today?
Jay, give a takeaway.
Yeah, everyone overlooks the Fanning Brothers.
That's right.
Did I say Fanning Brothers?
We talked about that earlier.
The sisters got on the star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but no Fanning Brothers.
There's the Fanning Brothers and the Fanning Brothers.
No Fanning Brothers.
You got a takeaway, Allie?
My takeaway is you can almost taste the street.
Yep.
That recipe is up on our Instagram right now.
If you really want to waste a couple of minutes, check out how to make a properly grilled mustard
sandwich pressed to the street by a car.
It's actually fascinating watching that thing get hit by a car.
I know.
I kind of can't stop watching it.
Omar, takeaway?
Kevi's dad's giving it to his mom real good wearing a Nirvana shirt.
Talk about in utero.
Thank you.
That's like material.
Omar, got jokes now.
You should open up for Jake.
Jake's hit the stage again this week.
All right, no one knows where Jake's show is, but he's doing comedy this week.
I'm at the Improv on Hollywood and Melrose.
Not the real Improv, though, the store behind the Improv, right?
I think it's the alley behind the Improv on Wednesday.
I have free tickets.
All right, great.
They're going to be there.
They're coming.
I'm sure that's what secondhand Cindy wanted for her birthday.
Yeah, maybe that could be her birthday party.
Jake, for real, you're at the lab at the Improv?
Yes, yeah.
That's like the little...
The room off to the side, the left.
It's the bathroom.
It's the one scene.
Excuse me, the laboratory at the end.
That's where Jake is.
All right, we'll do it again tomorrow, we think.
Until then, find us online and on the goat line, 844-956-GOAT.
All right, goodbye.
Clown and Allie, it's just okay.
Do-do-do.
Clown and Allie, it's just okay.
Oh.
Clown and Allie, it's just okay.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Just okay.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
