Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Ally's Rudy Moment, Drama with Raina is Crazy and MORE

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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Earlier this morning, we announced a few things, including our endless summer kegger, also known as the unofficial clam slam competition, taking this thing to Newport Beach for the OC. People say we haven't done enough stuff there. And so we will be going there as we say goodbye to summer just before Labor Day weekend. Officially, it is going to be September 3rd. We'll get the Hyatt there, and we've got Slightly Stupid's going to provide the music. We've got all the fun, all those games you could expect to play, plus kegs and food

and other things that we cannot talk about on the radio for legal reasons. But it's going to be a good time. There are certain things that we shouldn't say in advance. Let's just have them there. because as soon as we start saying stuff and somebody hears it and then somebody asks questions and the lawyer hears about it,

blah, blah, blah. Just know you'll want to be there and we'll have more tickets to give you all week long as we get you ready for the endless summer kegger. No, it's nice. We're hearing from people going,

I know that Hyatt. It's right down the street from me. So it's great. You can just stumble home and walk rather than taking a long-ass Uber ride. Details up on our Instagram right now at Klein Alley Show. While you're there,

you can watch some of the hangout that happened on Friday as we were celebrating Omar's birthday at a pool party Omar could not attend. Yeah. So we celebrated with a UPS guy, and we gave him Omar's cake, and he seemed to be appreciative of that, and you can see all that footage up on our Instagram.

What kind of flavor cake was it? I was a little disappointed, Omar, because the word Carvel was thrown around, Fudgy the Whale ice cream cake, and there was neither. So here's, let me explain something, and I blame, I'm going to blame, I don't want to say the grocery store I bought it at. Why would you keep a cake in a freezer? Oh, when it's not an ice cream cake?

I got duped So you thought it was an ice cream cake? Of course I did I bought from that exact freezer before A cake, brought it home And that's what it was This one was in the freezer I don't know if this is something grocery stores are doing

To try to confuse people But they have a legitimate Not a refrigerator A freezer With a cake in it Does it say what kind of cake it was on the front? It said the flavors in there were And it said flavors were a mix of vanilla and chocolate

So I assumed those are ice cream flavors And they were talking about That was the flavor of the cake So I bought the thing from the freezer I cut it and I was like aww I know that's what I thought I still ate it though Would you agree ice cream cakes cost more than regular cakes

Yeah and they are the best This was a close to $30 cake In my mind I thought this is an ice cream cake Based on price alone Yeah I can't remember the last time I bought an ice cream cake Is it possible they forgot to put the ice cream in the cake Like someone messed up in the kitchen?

Why'd you put it in the freezer, you idiot? No, because I'm telling you right now, and this is a thing that's happening now. I think it is on the grocery store to put a big, bright sticker that says, not ice cream cake. So you think all ice cream cakes that are in the freezer are, all cakes in a freezer are ice cream cakes? Yes. Why would you waste valuable? There's no reason to put the other kind of cake in the freezer. It would be in the refrigerated area, all the other ones.

If I need to escalate this. Oh, you should. I think you should. I think you should bring it back. Is there any left? There is half the cake left. You should bring it back. You know who didn't want it?

Most people, because it wasn't ice cream. That's true. I was a little disappointed, but I couldn't be like, I'm disappointed. I was so mad. We were all like, aw. And I think, and I'd be honest, I think I paid for an ice cream cake. And once again, if anyone else has been fooled by this thing, we could be sniffing a class action here. Because I'm just saying, I couldn't be the first person that was sent out, came back with an ice cream cake, only to realize that it was a frozen, not ice cream cake.

And didn't you get it customized, too, with writing on it? Yeah. Because it said, Happy Birthday, Omar. Yeah. Did anybody clarify at that moment? No. When you were talking to a person? No, I said, can you guys put Omar on the cake?

And they said, oh, Omar's very lucky. He's going to be a great cake. I said, yeah, you're right. He is. And he won't be there. And you know what? I appreciate that. You know who loves it?

This guy loves it more than anyone. This is Omar's biggest fan. I'm listening to Friday's podcast. I got to say, Omar is probably my favorite now because on the radio, he's very professional. He makes jokes with Brian, Jake, you know, Ali. But as soon as you guys bring up something about, hey, let's hang out outside, he does not f*** with you at all. Damn it, Omar. I love it.

You guys have a good weekend. This guy loves the fact that we keep throwing these events for Omar. He doesn't show up at his own events. I know. It's very classy of you. This is the first one you threw for me, by the way. This is the first one. Just a bunch of them.

Okay, great. There's going to be a lot of Omar events coming up over the next few months. There are people commenting about this conspiracy. Someone said their theory is that a douchebag shopper picked up a regular cake, then changed their mind, and then put it in the freezer, so put it in the wrong section. Another person said they worked at a grocery store chain, and all the cakes come frozen, and they leave some of them in the freezer so that the dates last longer. I mean, what a scam.

If you guys aren't putting on there, and I mean, this should be big, big neon sticker. Not an ice cream. I think you still miss it. No, I would have read that sticker. At least that would have been on me. I don't read books. I read stickers. I grabbed the cake out of the freezer.

It was frozen like a brick. And it said, flavors include, and there was options, vanilla, chocolate, swirl. I said, that sounds like a great mix. Yeah. Luckily, I went to a birthday party the next day that had ice cream cake. So I got made that for it. Oh, great. I'm sure you enjoy it.

But I do think you should return the cake. I think you should bring back half the cake and say, I need a refund. Yes, you should. Hey, Mark, good morning. Yeah, hey, how's it going, guys? Good. You're up. Continue. I was just commenting that my son had a birthday party yesterday,

and he just turned 18, and he still wanted an ice cream cake. I know, they're the best. And so for the last six years, we've been buying ice cream cakes from there. Was there ice cream inside of your ice cream cake? Did you have ice cream in the cake? It was real ice cream. God damn it. There was a lot of ice cream.

Well, the other thing is, when I get an ice cream cake, I get it from like Baskin Robbins or a place that I know does ice cream. I know. I don't really get it from the grocery store. The reason I went there, this is what I went back to last week, is because Carvel's have all shut down in LA. There's none that exist anymore. There used to be one on the west side. That's gone now, too. But you can still get the Carvel ice cream cakes at, at least I thought so, at the grocery store.

Really? I've never seen that. Oh, yeah. They had them. Ralph's used to have them. And now they don't have them anymore? Apparently not, because that's what I thought I got. And it was not only not Carvel, it was not ice cream.

And I'm an idiot. And I feel terrible for it. And I could see you were all disappointed, as I was, when I cut into it. I felt like it ruined the whole thing, to be honest. Yeah, but you did a great job on the barbecue and all the cheese. It doesn't matter. The only thing people remember is the cake. That was the only thing you said that was going to be there was the ice cream.

I know. And so that's why, Omar, you made the right move not coming, dude. I knew it, man. You were going to let me down, Klein. Lame. Frosting was good, though. I'm going to stop by today and make a scene. Good.

Definitely don't change your shirt before you go. I will not. Here for you now as we are live, but when we're not around, there's a goat line for you. That number is 844-956-GOAT. This is an interesting message because I don't know what this woman's talking about, but maybe we can figure it out together. Hey, Klein, this is Toast Susie calling in. I'm trying to get a hold of you or Allie and give you guys some messages that you guys read. radio show rocks and i've been a listener for a long time sounds like since the 1800s but thank

you for your long listening to the show and you guys are awesome i like you guys but i have some words for ali because i have the situation that she lives in that i live in and i want to talk to her about it call me back time please suzy oats hoats h-o-t-z what do you think she's talking about the situation that ali lives in i mean there's so many suzy oats be talking about uh it's clearly a cat issue oh really that's what it is i can hear it in her voice yeah there's a three cat situation but i'm sure you can add a zero with her you think that's why that's the situation question about litter or cats waking her up in the morning something like that because she said i've had the same situation that ali's living in and i don't know if that could have

been the conversation about um the open marriage situation the one night stand thing that we talked about maybe that's it shouldn't sound like that would be her situation i kind of worked on that actually over the weekend i put i um ordered that movie the invite oh right yeah it's good because i was like this is going to be good because it's like the conversation about yeah and having sex with another couple and i was like this is gonna be good and then at the end she was like this is a horrible i never want to do this oh and i was like damn it yeah totally backfired you gotta uh i think you have to stop watching that movie when there's like 10 minutes left yeah yeah exactly so it still seems like there's a hope unless this is a body hair situation that's

the only other situation I can think of. And I want to talk to her about it. Call me back, time, please. Let it roll. H-O-T-E. You have her number, Jake? I believe I can find it. Yeah, because I'm curious as to what situation. Maybe her son sucks at sports. Excuse me, my

kid is incredible at sports. He had an incredible moment over the weekend. Allie wrote in the emails that her son had his Rudy moment over the weekend. And I'm just curious if you've seen the movie Rudy, because you know that that was a... I have seen the movie Rudy was was really sucked a lot and he was terrible and then they finally cheered he still

sucked he still sucked the entire movie he sucked he sucked the whole movie he was a terrible person and apparently in real life he's not nice either that's what I've heard but he wasn't a terrible person in the movie though in the movie he was likable and you kind of rooted for him but if you understand Rudy sucked and then when he came in at the end of the movie it was kind of this meaningless play where they were up 58 points so they threw him in and he did you know he got I I forgot that it was a meaningless play. This was the last play of the last game. So it was basically their Super Bowl.

And his team was down. So not his Rudy moment. You said his Rudy moment. It was a moment where he shined. He shone bright. And it was a moment that... Also Rudy... You wouldn't expect...

A shoe shine. He shoe shone bright. He shoe shone bright. Well... The issue is you're not... We just gave you a whole talk into last week about how you can't be the overzealous sideline parent i know and i told katie about it i was like you know what we listened back to some of the videos that we've taken at his practices and

at his games and it's just not cute look and we need to step away there's some parents that go to a separate area and they're just watching from afar because they want their kid to just be in their own environment they don't want to be that you know stage mom kind of thing where they're hovering they just want to let their kid be and i said i think we should go over there and she said not an effing chance i need to make sure that the coach is keeping an eye on you know making sure he's focused on certain things i know her uh family were season ticket holders growing up for nfl games but but the reality is she's equally loud and annoying at nfl games as she would be oh my god she's the person who will likely get in a fight with a fan in front of her team shut up

it's pre-season no one cares she's like i'm cheering oh she wants us to go to a pre-season game this weekend yeah it's a lot so so she gets very heated and involved so there was a moment where it was the second to last play it was finally my kid's turn to be the running back that would be his kirk gibson moment i mean you got if there's a moment where he did something that was amazing at the end of a game you have to it's not a rudy moment okay well it was a moment where an unlikely player did something incredible and everybody cheered for him that's that tutu boy he's running in the right direction for a change he's not necessarily the first pick when it comes to running backs.

So he does suck. There is another kid that's like six and he's incredible. I mean, his name is Beckham for God's sake. He's so good.

He either runs and gets a touchdown every single time or he knows how to block properly. Like he's just got it. He's doing like planks on the sideline. He's built for sports.

If you would have named Wesley Dominick, he would have been that kid. That would have been Dom. And they give the ball to Dom. So they give the ball to him, to my kid. Wesley.

And he starts running. Run, Wesley, run. This Beckham kid actually screwed something up and he was running in front of Wesley and they got their legs tangled up and he took a hit. My kid took a hit. Flag football.

No, he fell in flag football. Which they're not supposed to hit each other, obviously. But he went down, man. He hit his head on the grass and he was crying. It was a whole thing. He's got a huge head. He's got a normal size head. I don't know.

And we forgot his mouth guard at home that one time. So we were like, whatever, it's the last game. More importantly, is Beckham okay? Yeah, he's fine. He's not injured. So he was crying and then he was talking to the coach and I was like, this is it, man. He's out. He's not going to play anymore.

He's going to run to us and it's going to be over. I, of course, wanted to run out onto the field, but I didn't. I stayed there and let him work it out. Allie also running the wrong direction. That mom is running the wrong direction. Just that's where the boy got it from. just running away from a kid so they said let's give him another chance this was the last play he was still crying they handed him the ball and he was just standing there crying

after the they said hike and they said run when we said run he ran he almost went out of bounds but he cut across and he went all the way the entire length of the field and got a touchdown and he was crying as he passed through the end zone and everybody gave him a hug while he was still crying and happy. What a traumatic experience. I know, I know. Are you kidding me? And this is what we did.

Oh, Jesus Christ. You have audio? And you were proud of him crying. We didn't really help at all. We didn't change. Go ahead, run, Wesley, run! Run hard, baby! You got it!

You got it! Go, run! Run, you got it, babe! You got it! Woo! Oh, boy. Maybe that's why he's crying, because his parents are so glad.

So glad my ears don't work right now. I only heard part of that. Thank God. This was his moment, okay? I couldn't hold back. And we were like, you got to keep. It was that moment where I was like, keep going, Rudy. Yes.

Go. He did it. That's not what happened to Rudy. He didn't get to re-watch Rudy. Well, he was crying and everyone was like lifting him up, man. He was just having the best. The fact that he didn't quit. And everyone was saying, Rudy, you should quit.

You're no good. Right. And then he kept going and he got the final touchdown of the final game of the season against, there's only one other team. I play the same team every week. Still, he is a champion. You know what chant doesn't sound nearly as good? Wesley.

Wesley. Baby. Baby. Come on, baby. We need regular football back. We are so desperate. Two big controversies that are brewing right now. Forget about the dumb-off for a moment.

Obviously, we have a new controversy with someone that I thought was a friend of ours that apparently is not based on something that happened over the weekend. I'm angry. You're offended? I'm probably angrier than I should be about this. I don't know if anyone feels the same way I do, but I'm very mad about this. This is not the ice cream cake situation, which we'll deal with later. And this is also a different food battle.

This is also not the Buc-ee's battle that apparently Jake won't let die. In fact, he went up to someone over the weekend. He was walking around, saw a guy wearing a Buc-ee's shirt and immediately went up to him to try to get anyone that would get on his side of the argument that Buc-ee's is not a gas station. It's something else. And this was what happened. Ron, you weren't a Buc-ee's shirt. Yes. Would you consider Buc-ee's more of a gas station or a store?

i would say i mean it is from what i've been told and my wife has done a lot of research i heard that it was to go ahead and top off in your car place to go in and top off your car you son of a bitch not even fill up just top off okay yes this is what the guy said in your car place to go in and top off your car wow that was some selective editing right there so that's uh that's from the guy that jake approached in the streets so there you have it But enough about that controversy, because who cares there? We had that competitive eater in here last week or the week before. Her name was Rain.

Raina. Raina. Raina. And we invited her in originally because she's a local competitive eater and pretty incredible what she does. And you love that stuff. I love it. Love it. I think it's incredible, and I think society does not give enough value to, I think, teachers are greatly underpaid and competitive eaters are greatly underpaid and underappreciated.

And she goes around locally, but also nationally and internationally to take on food challenges. And I think she, you know, she wins significant money. Right. And one of the last ones she did, she won $1,500. Right. And if you do that, like, every week, you can make some serious money. But forget about the money for a second. All of the glory of, like, having her picture on the wall at all these local places because she was able to eat the entire sushi boat or she was able to eat the 10x10 hamburger, whatever it was.

It's incredible. And then a lot of these places will, you know, try to drum up business. They'll say, if you can finish this pizza that's the size of a table in 20 minutes, it's free. And if not, then you owe us $1,000, whatever it is. I think it's great. I think she had a six-foot quesadilla. I love the gambling of it all. I'm impressed by it all.

So when she was going to come in here, we said, let's go ahead and do something that you've never done before. And that's when we reached out to our friends at Fat Sal's, and we said, maybe we can have you eat the Big Fat Fatty. We spoke to Rain about it on the phone. She said, I've never had the Big Fat Fatty before. She knew about it. She knew about it but never had it. We said, great. That's fantastic.

We had Sal's come in early in the morning and make the Big Fat Fatty, which was a 15,000-calorie sandwich full of french fries and cheese burgers on it. Onion rings. Onion rings, everything. Chicken tenders. Meatballs. Hamburger. Pastrami.

She showed up in the morning. I was all excited. And then she said, I refuse. I refuse. She just said, I can't eat a sandwich that big this early in the morning. I'm not going to do it, and I don't even like sandwiches. So we kind of accepted, all right, we'll take her at her word. She's refusing to eat the sandwich.

She doesn't want to eat the sandwich. We did a smaller competition with her. We'll eat the sandwich instead. Who doesn't like sandwiches, by the way? She just said, I'm not... That's fine, because we ate a sandwich. I hate water. Right.

I mean, that's just insane. So she goes, I don't want to do it. I'm not going to touch it, and thank you. We go, all right, respect, respect. She came in here. I thought we had a decent time with her. Jake has been flirting with her ever since on her Instagram. And she did eat basically a Philly cheesesteak in a minute and 15 seconds.

She ate a sandwich. For the record, Jake's on her side still. Yeah, Jake is still on her side. Over the weekend, we had a bunch of listeners that sent us this video. And I'll play some audio for you because I feel like we've been somehow... You think we've been screwed over here? We've been bamboozled. My name is Raina, also known as Raina's Crazy.

You've probably seen me take on massive food challenges, so that's why I'm here today. I'm here at Fat Sal's in Hollywood because they have this massive Big Fat Fatty that can weigh up to 14 pounds of food. So we're going to check it out. Let's go see. So you have 40 minutes. Hold on, hold on, hold on. We tried to do this with her here. We had the sandwich.

We had her. We had everything. And she said, no, I won't do it. Yeah, but she also explained that she can't take on a food challenge at like 8 a.m. as soon as she woke up. There are certain circumstances when she does these. She made it sound like the big fat fatty was something she was never even going to. This is not my thing.

She said, I've got my things and this is not one of my things. So we said, all right, fair enough. And then we accepted that. That was her word. And then she goes, and she must have worked some sort of side deal with them, where all of a sudden now this big story breaking over the weekend, maybe the biggest news of the weekend. It wasn't the biggest news of the weekend. It wasn't hating a Pantier passing away or anything like that. It may be bigger than that because I got a lot in my feed.

And they said, and all of a sudden it was, Raina tackles the big fat fatty at Fat Sal's. I go, oh, great, the story about her coming on our show. But not about our show. We've been completely snubbed of the whole thing. Yeah, but she didn't take on the challenge officially. Listen, here's the same guy that came into studio and explaining to her the sandwich. So you have 40 minutes. You have to do it completely by yourself.

And you have to eat every morsel of food at Vardio. It is my off season right now. I don't think I can eat all this, but we're going to be doing something fun. We're going to see how much of this I can get down in 10 minutes. So that's what she did. That's all we want her to do anyway here. Same thing. We gave her the same offer.

You know, she's down for a rematch. We can just have her back. I don't think so, because now I feel like she's gone from my good side to my bad side. I don't think we should put Reyna on our bad side. Yeah. Why are we going to make enemies with a local competitive eater? That's stupid. Are you not mad about this?

You know, I'm not as mad as you are, no. I thought we're all equally mad. I think she wanted to take, I think that the sandwich, seeing it in person, piqued her interest, and she wanted to go back and try and see how much she could eat in 10 minutes. I don't think that she's, like, betraying us. But don't you feel like the story now that has gone international, massive story? It's not a massive story. It's a big... Didn't she... She made a video

for us and got it up in, like, no time when she was here. Yeah, and this is also a separate thing. It's not even on her social media. Okay. But, between the California Post, Big Fat Fatty's Fat Sal's, and Raina Competitive Eater, it's like we threw an orgy, and then we're in the corner self-pleasuring while everyone

else is having fun. I agree with Klein. We needed at least a mention, like, you know what? I attempted this at Klein and Allie's show. But she didn't. No, but she could have given us a shout-out. And by the way, We did introduce her to the Big Fat Fatty. Maybe she did, and they cut it out. This is California Post reaching out to her and saying, we want you to tackle the Big Fat Fatty.

We're going to buy it for you. We're going to take you to the restaurant and do all this. We should be mad at them. Vanessa agrees with my orgy analogy, because she jumped in right after I said that, that this is like that. We threw the party. We invited the guest list, and then we got uninvited from our own party. And it was so hard to get put together. We spent a lot of time on this.

We really did. I mean, I know people think this show, zero effort goes into it. The expectations are pretty low. Usually, that's true. But in this particular case with her, this was, I want to say, over a month in the planning. Over a month. I don't know. At least three weeks.

And you set up some chairs and a table and a microphone that didn't work. Yeah, we don't do that for anybody. Right, the mics didn't work. We got a six-foot table in here. And a tablecloth. Did you guys see that folding table? Yeah, did you get this? Do you remember that?

Do you remember this? Do you think that just came together overnight? She did eat a lot of it in ten minutes. I know, it was incredible. I was thinking to myself the whole time I watched it, God, I wish that had happened to me. She took the fries off and ate all the meat. Ray Knott's like, I want to love you, but I'm angry.

Let's have her back. I mean, if she apologizes. Oh, my God, really? We're going to demand an apology? Are we that bitch? I think it would be the right thing to do in this particular case. Because I don't want to have any beef with fat Sal. And I don't really have anything to say about the California Post one way or another.

But with her, I thought that she would have been, you know, she's. You think she would have refused and said, no, my loyalty is to Klein Alley Show, who asked me to go on their show once? Yeah, that's right. Is that unrealistic? Is that an unrealistic expectation? Yes. Oh, OK. Here's some takeaways from today's show.

Let me get the hell out of here. Normally, we leave you in the capable hands of Sluggo. But today, we leave you in the incapable hands of a man by the name of Gay Leno. Postmaster Johnny will be taking over the middays at K-Rock, at least today. So be ready to win your way into Just Like Heaven with Postmaster Johnny, who will be there, I'm sure, on Saturday. Brookside, the Rose Bowl. And we get you into that again at noon, 3 and 6. Tomorrow morning, we'll have more of those tickets for our Endless Summer Kegger, also known unofficially as the Clam Slam.

It's the first time we've ever done this. Looking forward to having you there as we take the show, or at least parts of the show, to Orange County, Newport Beach, Hyatt. Details all in our Instagram and Clown Alley show. And we'll have more of those tickets to give you tomorrow so that you can win your way. Again, people asking, can I just show up? I think the hotel is asking us to not say just show up. So we're trying to get you on a list so we can make that happen officially. Before we get into takeaways from today's show, Ali, just a message to make you feel good about something we've done today.

Hey, good morning, guys. I left a message and got a text back. This is Blind Charlie. He doesn't sound like he's great. I don't know if it's his phone connection. Yeah, he's gotten like an octave lower. I don't know if he's dying or what's happening. But, you know, we are trying to find Charlie a kidney.

and we did have a listener that said that they would like to give Charlie a kidney because that's how dedicated they are to the show, and we've connected them. She got a text back. She's going to give me a call today sometime. So just a little update. There's been movement, and, you know, no matter what happens from this, I really appreciate your guys' time. I know you guys aren't like my messenger service or whatever,

but it really get the feels so anyway I'll keep you guys updated love you can't wait for the show this week have a great one alright peace alright peace is what he said that's Blind Charlie I don't know if that's his phone carrier

or his body falling apart Hayden Panettiere now him here's the thing if that person is serious or if you've got a kidney I'd like to see if you are a fit for Blind Charlie we're not asking for this, but Blind Charlie is appreciative, and the first thing he's going to do when he gets that kidney

is walk across the country promoting our show every step of the way. Blind Man Walks Across the Country is an international news story, and we want to be a part of it. Oh, Raina's doing that already right now. God damn it. Are you serious? She is? Here I am. I've gone blind for this. Raina, you've done it again. Takeaways from today's

show. What do we got? 818. My takeaway is Klein's ear in oil. Actually, that's made some progress throughout the show today. How's that doing? It got better when I did that ham trick someone suggested, but then I tried to stick a fork in it. A ham trick? A hand. By hand, I was trying to pop it with my hand.

The oil needs ham. I told Ali to smell my ear because it actually smells like a marinade I've got going on in there. Yeah, 323 suggested I pee on it. Let's try it. Let's try it. Right now, I'm telling you, I don't know what's happening right now, but it's going back to terrible again. I'm half deaf. Sucks.

I know it's going to happen. It sucks for all of us, too. When that video, when it comes out later today, whenever I go, I'll probably have it go somewhere and have them suck it out of me like the old school abortions. You should ask to keep it. Well, I think these videos go very viral of people pulling stuff out of people's ears. Yeah, that's cool. So I bet you it's going to be candles loaded with wax in there.

310, divorced sugar mamas love to hang out at the griddle. 818, Heidi knows the news. Yeah, she does. 714, sometimes adding one and two is really confusing. 323, women can't be surgeons. and 909, my takeaway is Klein wants Tommy Dong to be covered by insurance. Tommy Dong, got to cover that surgery.

That's a big name. You got a takeaway from today's show, Vanessa? Earwax one, Klein's hero. Yeah, for now, for now, but later today that score will change. Yeah, it's going to be earwax two. It's just going to take over your body. What if it's like an unborn twin

trying to get out your ear? Oh my God. Maybe it'll cure your snoring. Great, all good suggestions. You got a takeaway there, Johnny? We love cheese leavens. Love cheese leavens. It's the best part of any good barbecue.

Jake, takeaway? Town. Town. Town. Town. T-A-W-N. Town. Town.

Town. Town. You have a takeaway, Allie? My takeaway is conjoined eggs. Conjoined eggs is the answer. Omar, takeaway? Pacoima's ghetto. Pacoima is ghetto.

That's a good takeaway for today's show. I don't know what I'm talking about. You should listen to more of the show. Alex on KROQ. Good morning. Hi. Hey, Klein. What's going on, man?

What's up? Hi, Allie. Hi. What can we do for you? Hey, I wanted to ask if I could get invited to the birthday party. It's my birthday, September 4th. I'll be 65. Ah, you're out of the demo.

Come on, Brian, please. Dude, I gave you the precepts. Sorry, if you were 25 to 54, we could have squeezed you in. But 55, you are meaningless. He's currently 54. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but only until the day of the party. You have to listen four hours every day until the party.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, Alex Get that, get that Hold on, we'll hang up on you separately Just not on the air Just make it look like we're good guys here Hold on, Alex, we'll take care of you, Blake Send him to Mr. Click, if you know what I'm saying, alright We'll see you tomorrow, we'll try to do it better

Clown and Allie, it's just okay Clown and Allie, it's just okay Klein and Allie, it's just okay, just, just, just, just, just okay, do, do, do. And now, 10 seconds of mindfulness. Hello, good morning, welcome to your K-Rock, we are Klein and Allie Show. Shut up! Klein and Allie Show, mindfulness is overrated. K-Rock.

We'll be right back.