Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Being Happy at Work, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

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Only had to add a letter. gave us a whole new K-Rock hot band. So thank you for that, and thank you for participating. We appreciate you being a part of MASHTex. I can't believe it, Daly, but we're going to bring Johnny back in here in moments for a round of Johnny. Oh, are we? Back more Johnny, huh? I like to play the game.

You can call us now for that. That's coming up. We do have a few issues we've got to deal with, though. Listen, as you know, putting on the show every day, it's fun sometimes, and sometimes it's very annoying. Right? Would you agree? Okay. Where's this going?

I'm just saying, would you agree that the percentage of fun to annoying is what, 50-50? No, 70-20. 70% fun or 70%? 70% fun, 20%? That's only 90%? Oh, okay, 70-30? Oh, man. Now, this is fun.

Now, now we're having fun. I like this. My favorite part. I would have thought that Vanessa would have thought it was 70% annoying from her side of things, wouldn't you? Yeah, because most of the time I think Vanessa is annoyed with us. us and stressed. And stressed. But that's just like a me thing.

So you think you're... Exactly. We're talking about you. You think you're always annoyed? I just get overwhelmed me silly. It's not you. It's me. Right.

Yeah, but are you enjoying any of this? Yeah, 70%. 70%, she said. Yeah, but I don't know. I think there's some people who seem like they're enjoying life, but it seems like they're actually getting through it. I think Johnny's enjoying the show 100% all the time because he should be enjoying it less. I wish he was 30% stressed about working.

I wish he would get stress or anxious at all. Yeah. There's always reason to enjoy it every day. Jake, see, that's goddamn positivity. Jake, what are you, 50-50? Yeah, probably about that, sure. He cares. Very positive answer there.

50-50 on answering this question. Curious about you, Omar. What's your percentage? That's a good one. I'm curious as well. I have a prediction, but what is it? Fun versus... I don't want to be here.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. Fun. Yeah, fun versus I don't want to be here. Is there a percentage of I don't want to be here that you'd like to add? Hold on with that fact without and now. Vanessa is going to add that in? I'm going to say 80%, 82. Now, yeah, yeah, 80, 20. 80. Yeah. That's kind of what I had it at.

80% fun? 80% I like the stuff that happens around here. 20% it's the annoying meetings. It's the BS. It's the, you know. Not getting compensated for it. Right, all that stuff. Yes, all that stuff. That's the 20%. That's 19. That's the 20%.

That's most of the 20%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alio, how do you have it out? God, I haven't really thought about it. I guess I would go similar. I would probably go 75% fun, 25% annoying. A lot of people have a moment where whatever it is they're doing for a job. They have that decision to make.

They go, do I want to even, do I like this job? Do I want to keep going in? Do I want to do something else altogether? I think if you're over 50%, you're winning. So that's, it's so funny. I thought that sounds seem low. But that is the, they, they're, say if over 50, even 51% is in the positive column, then that is enough of a reason to stick it out.

And the big problem now, especially with like younger people that are entering the workforce, is that they are under the impression that they are supposed to be having. Oh, fun all the time. 99.9% fun. And whenever anything feels at all like a job or like work or like, I don't want to do that, or what do you mean we have to help out on a, you know, after hours or whatever. They're like, forget that. I'm out.

Well, there are, I think younger employees also, if there are certain part of their job that they don't like, they just say, I don't want to do that part. Right. And they're like, but that's part of the job. Yeah, it's like, but I don't like that. It's like, well, yeah, there's parts of every job that you don't necessarily like. Now, I think that the numbers probably shifted over the years to like, you know, because I think back in the day, back in the day, probably a lot of people hated 95% of their job. But there was a job. So it's, I got to get paid.

I got to buy food and stuff. I think most, like all of my parents, of which I have many, regular and step, all just worked to work. There was no passion. No joy, no passion. No, this fulfills my life purpose. I think my dad was mildly interested in computers, and that's why he went into computer programming. Right. But that's a real boring.

I mean, it's a bore fest of a job, I'm sure. Right. But it's made a lot of people very rich. So think about it for a second. Take stock. Are you over 51%? Maybe like the people. No, this is going to be perfect.

But if you're over 51%, I'm, I guess you're doing the right thing. You know, it's funny because I think there are some people that no job would make them feel that way. Like my wife. She told me actually yesterday, it's funny, we're talking about this, that she doesn't get enjoyment out of work at all. She gets no fulfillment, no satisfaction. Isn't what you do slightly rewarding? She said, not really.

She's a therapist. I know, I'm like, don't you help people? And she's like, yeah, but I don't think a lot of people want to be helped. Yeah, but if is what she said? And I was like, didn't you go to undergrad and grad school for this? and you have hundreds of thousands of dollars of student loan debt because I thought this is what you were passionate about? And she was like, no,

I just had to go through school to get this job. And I'm like, but you don't even want this job. A lot of people, I think, start doing the thing they thought they wanted to do, only to realize, you know what? Yeah, they're saying, yeah, Jake's smelling armpits now. Is that part of the 50 or the 50 that you hate or love? You know what? We do my answer. 9010.

98. 98 now. Yeah, like, you know they used to say, at least you're not digging ditches. You can now use this as your expression. At least you're not sniffing pits. Exactly. Because Jake is technically doing the job he wanted to do. It's the modern day ditch digging.

And he's sniffing pits during heat waves. So think about that for a second. And we asked him to do that. And he had to say yes. When we get back, it's the fun 20% we promise after this quick break. 800520-1067. You can call, you can play. All you got to do is predict.

Well, Johnny know the answer to one question. And remember, you're listening for your free tank of gas that will be happening at some point this hour on K-Rock. Kron-Kline show. Take a break from your Amazon Prime Shopping. so you can play some Johnny Doesn't Know with us. One question, one question only. It's a lightning round edition. Up for grabs.

Something that we'll probably send you to go hang out with Johnny this Thursday. It'll be at a concert happening at Marongo with... BF Thursday? Dirty Heads on a BF Thursday. Breakfast for dinner and dirty heads. It's time for Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay.

Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was in Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Jolato sounds like Jello. Johnny doesn't know. It goes, wiggle, wiggles. I get it. You like the guitar.

We don't know who said that, but they're convinced you like the guitar. Johnny, welcome to the studio again. Did you listen to any of those criticisms you heard earlier to decide to change your work ethic at all? I actually went back to go play more guitar, actually. Well, great. I love it. Glad that we made it through. Let's add to Ricky.

Ricky would like to be the contestant today. John doesn't know. One question, one question only. You don't need to know the answer. Just need to know Johnny knows it. Johnny is wearing no sleeves today. Got the tank top out. Are you leaving work early today?

Johnny, my boy. What's good, man? What's good. You leave in work early today, Johnny? I don't think I have to. I have somewhere to be at 1230, but I don't think I have to leave early today. No. We're usually done by then.

Very good with the timing on our meetings. Let's get to the question now. Ricky, the question we have for Johnny today is, can Johnny explain why we see rainbows? Yes or no? Yes, lock it in All right, locked it on yes Johnny Why do we see rainbows?

So I know you see them Because you're a queer But I mean the rest of us I don't want to laugh at that Because that's a little too Like on the line dog I don't know about that joke

That's not a straight line It's okay Allie laughs She's gay So it's cool I thought that was hilarious I've been grandfathered I've been grandfathered into that joke

I worked with Ali long enough The ones that naturally occur in nature out of those happen. You know it's a rainbow. We're talking about the naturally occurring ones. Go ahead. Okay. So you see rainbows after precipitation, which is when it rains.

So you're basically just seeing the sunlight shine through, I don't want to see the water, but like the rain clouds and the precipitation in the sky. And that's what creates the illusion. It's the sun beaming through the water, and that's what creates the rainbow effect. Why do you see so many different colors? I don't really know, but I know like when my uncle Oh no, Johnny, come on. Wait, wait, wait.

That's good. There you go. See, this guy's seasoned, man. This guy knows what's up, man. Back to your uncle. When my uncle used to turn on the sprinklers, you would see the rainbow in it, and it was just a reflection from the water,

from the sunlight and the sun's powerful rays just like hitting it, and it would create these rainbow colors. Almost there. Almost there? Wow. That's not good enough. That's what would be the answer, bro. That is pretty much the answer.

I mean, it's pretty much the answer. Johnny, I will, just because I like this guy, Ricky, who's playing, I'm going to say, you're right. Ricky, hold on, enjoy yourself a prize. Thanks for playing. Some Johnny doesn't know with us. Yeah, Johnny, the reality is it's actually millions, millions of little water molecules. Particles of water. If you want to get to the nitty, gritty, sure.

But, like, what I said was pretty much on par with what the answer was. Your uncle's sprinkler. That pretty much summed it up. Absolutely. As opposed to anyone else's sprinkler. Right. Nope. Just Johnny's uncle.

Once again, back to Johnny's uncle. All of the things we. confirmed him about, he brought up in this last little segment. At my uncle's carna Asana, his sprinklers had a rainbow. I'll bring this sprinkler in as you guys can see it. It never shows up. All right, Johnny, congratulations. You made it through. Worth it just to

make Ali laugh that hard. All right, we'll get into some chili peppers now. And if you're riding around and you've got that flashing E light hitting you from your gas tank, do not fill up until you hear what we have in store for you next on Kro Q. Sombre is going to be at the forum on Friday, I think. So you can go there to

show and if you got a parking spot make sure you save it for Allie because she'll be heading there back to the forum back to the scene of the crime you know I will yeah I'll be there on Saturday night I believe because he's playing multiple nights and I can't wait to pitch the Hollywood casino free parking

to my wife and the mile and a half walk and see how she responds to that. No you're the one who's pregnant I mean if you could do it feels like you're the one who gets to kind of call the shots on how far you park and how far you walk right yeah but if I call the shots there's no end to I might as well walk from my house.

Walk right here from the station. Lindsay, why are you calling right now? Good morning. Good morning. I love the show. I'm also just calling to try to get some free gas. Hey, congratulations. You called at the right time.

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Hold on, all right? Awesome. Thank you guys so much. Love the show. Thank you for listening. And tanks a guest every day this week, our way of saying tanks for listening to the show. All right, takeaways. Or should we call them tankaways?

Tankaways makes so little sense, but we should call them that. That's what we're going to do. All right, 805, my takeaway is, have a good Wednesday, Mila. Hey, Mila. It's Wednesday. We don't have to do birthday shout-outs around these parts, but happy Wednesday. 213, umbrellas and sunglasses are a great disguise. 213, the regies coming soon to Amazon Prime.

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909, don't leave your house if Bruno Mars is in town. I think a lot of people could have used that advice last night. 818. Sushi helps the most with injuries. Yeah. If you're a pregnant woman in your injured, you've got to immediately double down on the sushi. 650. Fish!

There you go. You said it. 6.0 lightning doesn't strike twice, but crack does. 626 eggs in spice. That's where Jake was last night. And 925, a thought is a thing that happens sometimes before someone eats a bite of oatmeal. What's your takeaway from today's show, Vanessa? Ed's face.

Thanks for that. We just had that. I love that. Oh, it was. Someone stole your takeaway. It happens from time to time. Always have a backup on the ready. Johnny, takeaway?

Chipmunks. Eggs in space was mine too. We're just going to double down back here. You guys should really communicate back there. It seems like the two you should never have the same takeover. We got to like double down on it now. Like, forget it. Five, six two's takeaway was with Johnny, cooking times vary.

Cooking times vary. I don't know how long you cooked on the takeaway, but. Never done. Just keep cooking. Takeaway Jake the nerd. Clining Attitude, ground control We love talking to ground control That's all we get

We should air that tomorrow I gotta find that I think we may have deleted it To be honest I was looking for it earlier Your takeaway, Allie? My takeaway is buddy Has a negative condensation

Sure does DJ Omar Khan, takeaway This is definitely not Vanessa When you're answering phones Do you wait for Vanessa To answer the phones first? We don't know who that was Definitely not

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