Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Box of Shame, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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If you need us, you can use the phones. 800-520-1067. Call this hour. Chance to win tickets to go see Evanescence tomorrow. I don't know what your plans are for the weekend ahead, but if you don't have any or if they suck, let's go ahead and upgrade your weekend by getting you into that show. And once again, that is 24 hours from right now. And then all weekend long on KROQ, they just announced this festival from the guys that brought you Coachella. They're now dominating the Santa Monica Beach, and that is a decent lineup they're putting together there as well. That includes Jack White and Sublime and The Killers and many others.

And we will get you into that festival all weekend long. And then again next week, we'll have some additional tickets for you so you can go be a part of the first ever festival on the beach in Santa Monica. We have so many festivals, but it seems like this is one worth adding to the calendar. Ocean Way Festival, and just when you thought there was not going to be anything else to look forward to in Jason, the July, August, September, October, November span of the calendar year, we've got something for you to look forward to that's happening in the September portion of that on Saturday, September 26th, so we'll do that for you next week. You know, earlier, Allie, we talked about the concept of going out to eat with people that are super annoying. And both of us had experiences with relatives that were, quote, gluten-free or soy-sensitive or no egg or vegan pescatarian. And the waiter just brings you an empty tray and goes, this is all we got left. Pair down the menu.

But someone wanted to let us know on the goat line that their mom wins. And I think they're right. So if you're annoyed because you have an annoying eater, a picky eater in your life, at least you're not related to this person. Take a listen, because this will make you feel better about your situation. Good morning, you guys. We did it. Podcast listener. I'm catching up on Tuesday's show where you guys are talking about the worst people to eat with or have modifications to their stuff.

Not necessarily an eating out story. But growing up, my mom had a very specific Starbucks order. It had to be 120 degrees. She'd send me or my brother inside to go get her drink when it was ready. And if she took a sip and it wasn't 120 degrees, hot coffee, by the way, she would send us back and have the barista remake it. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. It didn't matter if we were late to school.

She had to have her coffee, and it had to be ready to drink. So that's my story. Love you guys. Bye. 120 degree coffee. This tastes more like 118. Make it again. How do you tell?

And also, how do you drink a cup that's that hot? Well, that's how she likes it. That's a different level of annoying because now you're not just complaining about some of the many things we heard from people earlier this week. Like, you know, this table's too drafty or this. Now you're starting to talk about temperature of stuff. And you're not even doing it yourself. You're making your grandkids do it for you. My mom.

It's constantly changing. My mom was a big soup sender backer. She's never. She's a temperature person. She's never, ever in the history, and I mean ever, never once ever received a bowl of soup that was at the right temperature for her liking. And I just tell her every time you order, if you're going to order soup, which is a lot, just tell them, make it hot.

Because she goes through this whole charade every time where they bring it, she puts the fork in it or the spoon in it, she puts it up to her mouth, she goes, that's just not going to do it. And then she has to call the person over and send it back and have it heated up. And it is. And how long it takes, like an extra five? And then do you feel like you can't eat until she's got her food back? She wouldn't want to do it, though.

She'd make my dad do it. He would just be miserable every time because he'd have to be the guy. He'd be like, can you heat up this woman's soup? It was just the worst. The fact that you make other people do your dirty work is the saddest thing. You feel embarrassed, so you're going to make another person feel embarrassed. So we get it. Don't worry.

Thank you for the interaction on the live show and, of course, also on the GOAT line. We'll get into everything we have in store for you this hour and more, including your box of shame, which is next on KROQ. KROQ, we are the Klein Alley Show. Another chance for you to get some of this limited edition merch that we've been debuting today. If you haven't been checking out YouTube or Instagram, you can see what it looks like.

Allie and I are wearing the brand new I've Never Been Intimate with Jake shirts, which are flying like hotcakes. The exact opposite of Jake's penis. These shirts are in demand. Co-workers asking for them. People are stopping by. It's wild.

But we will promise to give as many away as we can to you. And then we got the new Klein Alley Show hats as well. Thanks again to Print Gurus, fans of the show, that put these together for us. Thank you so much for that. All right, we'll get into the box of shame, and then we'll do some Johnny Doesn't Know, a chance for you to win tickets to go see Evanescence. Right now, though, one of us will have to be judged accordingly.

It's time for our deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets. Please bring in the box of shame. The box. What's in the box? Of shame. Shame. Shame. I think there were some new things added by me over the break.

I added a few more. I hope they don't come out today. I hope... Give it a good shake. No. Just give it a better shake. Yeah, come on. Lots of shame.

Shake, shake, shake. Come on, Omar. Come on, Vanessa. Vanessa pooped her pants. Come on, Vanessa pooped her pants. Come on, that was beautiful. Vanessa pooped her pants. Shelby pooped her pants.

Oh, crap. Again. Oh, this one. Jesus. I forgot I put this one in. Someone called... I pooped my pants and I don't have underwear. Great.

Thank you, Vanessa. All right, we're done. We can go to break now. What? Don't have to do another one. Hey, Vanessa, that's okay. She's so shocked. Every single time.

I did? She's like, where does that come from? This person called a boy a girl many times until they cried. Oh, no. Klein. Let me just say a couple things. You can't make assumptions anymore. This happened on the 4th of July.

I got, after I said I was not going to be the DJ of the block party that they put on for 4th of July, my wife talked to another mom and basically volunteered me to do it. After I had not, I had already said no to a few people, and they said we needed a DJ. I said, I'm not that kind of DJ. I'm not like a DJ at OmarCon.com. You know how to push buttons, though. That's a lot of DJing. What kind of tunes did you play?

They said, don't worry. We have someone that will play the music. All you have to do is host the family fun festivities that included a hula hoop contest and a water balloon toss. Oh, that's your wheelhouse. I still didn't want to do it, but I said I would do it. You're the hula hoop host guy. And this is where I wanted to be in my career. And they said, here's the microphone and the whole neighborhood.

It's a lot of people, a couple hundred people gathered around. This is the neighborhood that you recently got kicked out of the group chat of? Yes, for a different reason. Got it. Do you want to talk about that, or should I save that for a future box of shame? No, you can save that, I guess. Because apparently there's been more break-ins happening, and they were trying to figure out whose home got broken into in the middle of the night

while the family was home and the children were inside. And they responded, and someone wrote whose house, and I wrote back Ram's house. Oh, man. With exclamation points. And then he was removed from the group chat. And then it says, I've been now removed from the neighborhood chat. Was that before or after this happened? That was after this happened.

Got it. So you were on your last legs, probably. Now this, I will just say what I did, anyone would have done this, but there was, I don't know, 50 people hula hooping at the same time, all competing for who could go the longest. And I'm on the microphone trying to make it exhilarating. Was that the longest thing to host? It felt long because most people that, quote, would even agree to be in a hula hoop contest are probably good at it, right?

Are good at it. Were your kids competing? I told them they couldn't. It wouldn't be fair. so I didn't let my kids compete. Good for you. But they would have been out anyway because these were all goddamn expert hula hoopers

and I thought it would go on for like one song. Oh, dude, my kid, my oldest one, can go forever. Yeah, apparently. It's insane. In my head, I said maybe 20 seconds, 30 seconds, but I didn't realize that the people that do it, they'll just keep doing it. They don't stop.

And are you doing tricks? Like you're putting your arms up and doing... No, some people are doing stuff, but I said, hey, I'll put a song on now and whoever's still hula hooping at the end, you're going to win the hula hoop contest, some BS, whatever. and I'm trying to be all family-friendly and not swear.

Yeah, I posted one of these at Bar Mitzvah, and they go so long that you have to intentionally start, like, hitting the hula hoops and making kids lose. So I didn't think about that. I should have done that, Omar. Did you just let it go on? I just let it go on, and then I had to play another song, and it was still going.

And then I started telling the people they have to move. Like, all right, now you have to, because some of them got stuck. They stand in a rhythm, and they just hula hoop, and it doesn't end. So I'm like, now you have to take two steps to the left, People are still good at that It finally gets down to one man A grown ass man and one girl In my mind one girl

And I'm now saying it's down to the man and the girl How old was the kid do you think Oh I'm really bad at that Anywhere between Six and fourteen Somewhere in that range And I'm going I'm saying to the crowd

Who wants the man And then I'm like who wants the girl And everyone's kind of looking at me like why is this guy I don't know what they're saying because in my head it's a man and a girl

it's definitely a man and a girl so you didn't have like a list of the contestants or anything no there's 50 of them I didn't know

I didn't want to do this even I'd been drinking and um this is the reason why you were suggested because you're such a wonderful host who wants the man

who wants the girl well yeah I was trying to get the crowd excited and I could see the girl was looking at me kind of making

not like a sad face at me and I'm so I'm thinking I should and I'm like turn around girl And so I'm saying, I'm thinking she wants me to, like, get the crowd more on her side.

Behind her, right. So I'm going, like, come on, girl, girl, girl. I start chanting. Oh, my God. Was it someone with long hair? Yeah, it was longer. Yeah. Did the outfit look a certain?

It was, like, a tie-dye red, white, and blue shirt and shorts that looked feminine to me and longish hair. Long, yeah, like, you know. A lot of boys have long hair now. I know. And also at that age, too, it's they haven't developed features that represent a man. They don't have any manly features. No, I should have said that on the mic. But I just decided that once.

And the kid with no manly features. And then who wants the man? So now there's a dad and a girl and I'm going to get the girl and she's looking mad at me, sad at me like no one's cheering for her. So I'm really trying to go girl, girl, girl, girl. And nobody is. And, and I, and people, so I can now sense some people are kind of coming up to me and they're trying to tell me something, but I'm like, let's just get this contest over. You're like, let me work.

God. Um, come on. I'm getting the crowd. And some of the people, they're not really chanting girl, girl. And I'm like, why is no one chanting girl? Uh, and then, uh, the thing comes to an end. Who wins? The man finally just, he didn't even, he just stopped.

He just let the man, man, just let his hula hoop fall to the ground. Oh, because he was like, I can't let. And then everyone cheers, and I go, what's your name, girl? What's your name, girl? What neighborhood do you live in? And she says to me, first of all, I'm a boy. And I had, like, tears in his eyes, which I said is kind of girly. What was their name?

I don't remember. Was it, like, a gender-neutral name? No, it was a boy name. It was like John. It was a boy name. Peter, I think. Pete. uh so um so then i said oh hey i said oh you know now i got the neighborhood kind of all looking at

me did the parents ever approach to you i don't know who were the parents of this girl boy but they were they were mad they could tell they were mad at me and this wasn't the day situation i just want to make this clear yeah it wasn't i don't think this was a day maybe down the line it could be i didn't appear this was no there and i will say in my kids school there's a lot of boys that of longer hair and there's a lot of kids who just don't, you just look like everything. But I'm going to tell you what threw me off and I think people will defend me. Baseball players

have now popularized this look of like guys wearing pearl necklaces and he had these red, white and blue pearl necklaces. And boys were painting their nails too. I don't know what happened, but this is why I can't be out in public doing anything in a microphone. No, you shouldn't speak. So I apologized and then I said to the boy,

oh well, hey you know. Hey, at least you can check both boxes when you get to the DMV. You won All that matters is you won So let's give it up for this Boy Oh that's good

To negate his feelings And then I And then I said Let's give it up for this boy And then I started a boy chant Boy boy And no one jumped in Do you start a boy chant

After you try to start a girl chant This boy One of the most girly competition ever This is why Did you start a boy girl chant I just said Just they They

I didn't start I just said Boy boy And I had like two guys That thought what I was doing was funny And most people Did not like me and I don't think I'll be asked to do that again.

I would have loved to see your boy-boy chant. There's probably video of it somewhere. Oh, man, I've got to get my hands on it. We're going to take a break. When we get back, Johnny doesn't know or does he? That will get you tickets to go see Evanescence tomorrow. If you're a boy, if you're a girl, if you're undecided, it doesn't matter. Call and play.

We'll do that next on KROQ. That is truly a wolf. It's called In My Room. It's on KROQ. We are a Klein Alley show. Johnny's in the studio right now. We'll get into a round of Johnny Doesn't Know in just a moment. Up for grabs tickets for you to go see Evanescence tomorrow at the Kia Forum.

And just for playing the game, if you get yours right, because I know usually everyone who gets theirs right writes your name down. Only one of you wins the prize. Everyone who gets theirs right today will have their pick of some of the brand new Klein Alley Show merch that we have been wearing all show long. So if you want a I've never been intimate with Jake shirt, that could be yours. We got them in yellow, got them in white. Or if you'd rather have a Tip Boley hat or a Sweet Dibbets hat. Tip Boley with an I. Or a Moffa Make Alley Fat Again hat.

We have those for you as well. So call now and play the game in a moment. Johnny, this is a practice question. It doesn't count. A lot of people talking about Argentina, understandably World Cup action this weekend. What is the official language of Argentina? Will Johnny know that, Allie, yes or no? This is a practice question.

I think he will know that. You do? I think I know what he's going to say, but I don't think he'll know it. But, Johnny, this is just to give people a sense of where you're at now mentally. What is the official language of Argentina? Well, they speak Spanish over there. Oh, whoa. Hold on.

Don't give me that face. You're looking at me like I said something terrible They speak Spanish They speak some sort of like Spanish over there Some sort of Spanish? Yeah, some dialect, yeah Argentina, Argentinians They don't speak

Yeah, Spanish Vanessa, don't help them with the answers I'm just saying, some sort of dialect? Dialect You know what dialect is? No, man That's a dialect That is a dialect

That's a dialect So you're going to lock in on Spanish Oh, yeah, they speak Well, yeah, Spanish Argentina Spanish, it's like the battle of, like, Spanishes. Spain versus Argentina. It's the battle of Spanishes.

So that just gives you an idea where we're starting at for this round of Johnny Doesn't Know. We'll come back and play the game in a moment once we give you your Linkin Park. Once again, if you get your questions right, you'll get your access immediately to this limited edition Klein Alley Show merch. And then one of you will get the tickets to go see Evanescence tomorrow at the Kia Forum. So we'll play the game after this one from Linkin Park. 800-520-1067. other johnny doesn't know is next on k rock all right let's get into it time for uh johnny doesn't know on k rock johnny doesn't know and i was like okay oh johnny doesn't know i didn't know

vegas was like in vada for like a while johnny doesn't know johnny doesn't know gelato sounds like jello johnny doesn't know it like goes wiggles got a very exciting weekend ahead All things World Cup related, so we got some questions for Johnny about the World Cup and about Spain and about Argentina, and we'll see how he does. And let's go ahead and say good morning right now to Alex in Almonte, first person that gets a chance to play the game. Almonte, Alex, if you get your question right, all you have to do, you don't need the answer to the question, so Johnny will know the answer. You will get yourself a limited edition piece of Klein Alley Show merch, and then also your name will be written down, and one of you is going to get tickets to go see Evanescence tomorrow. Could be you, Alex, all right? Yeah, awesome. Cool.

All right, first question for Johnny. Johnny. Yeah. What is the name of the person that fights the bull in Spain? Oh. This is a Spanish tradition. It's been in Spain for a long time. Will Johnny know the answer to the name of the person that fights the bull?

Yes or no? He's got to know this. Come on, Johnny. I say yes. All right, he says yes. If you're right, you instantly get yourself a Klein Alley Show piece of merch. I'm trying to think if this was ever something in a Pixar movie, but I don't think so. No, none of them yet.

What's that about? It was in SpongeBob, actually. Really? But that's not how I know it, though. Yeah. That's not how I know it, though. Oh, hold on. Don't get too confident.

He's done this before and then says something ridiculous. So I know what this is because it was my college mascot. Oh, really? Cal State Northridge, CSUN. The CSUN Matadors. Wow. All right. We're all shocked Johnny went to college.

Yeah, let's go. Bet on Johnny. Which piece of merch would you like to get yourself, sir? I'll take the hat you have. Fine. The hat I'm wearing right now? Which one am I wearing now? Maffa.

Oh, I am? I'm wearing a Make Ali Fat Again hat? You got a Maffa. All right, great. Hold on one second. You get yourself a Make Ali Fat Again hat, and if Ali calls your name, you're going to get to go see. Great, congrats.

You can wear that hat maybe to the Evanescence show tomorrow if you win. All right, let's say hi to Chris now in Burbank. Hey, Chris in Burbank. Oh, sorry, that's not Chris. Chris is on line six. Hey, Chris in Burbank. What's up? How you doing?

Hey. What does FIFA stand for? There's been a lot of talk of FIFA. Will Johnny know this, yes or no? Oh, jeez. I love Johnny, but I barely learned it. I don't think he'll know it. All right.

He says he has no confidence Johnny will know what FIFA stands for. We've said it a lot. It's definitely a crooked organization, that's for sure. But what does it stand for? Johnny, he says you will not know. Well, to be fair, I didn't know FIFA was an acronym. I didn't know it stood for something. I thought it was just a good word.

Just FIFA! Yeah, they were like, let's just name it FIFA. But there's like a lot of Fs in there. So I'm going to have to say like F stands for football. Okay. In like Spanish or Mexico. Spanish or Mexico? In one of those.

so like the first F is like football in it can't be football again because that's dumb oh that's where it gets dumb? do you want to think it stands for football in football? it has to be like football in

federation that's what the last A stands for? uh I'm going to say the last A is for Federation, nah. The last A is for agency. Agency. The Football and Federation Agency.

Yes. Listen, it didn't sound smart coming out, but it's not as dumb as you would think. That is not right, so congratulations. Chris got his correct as well. The Federation International, the Football Association. International is a good I-word, too. Hold on, Chris. Hey, Chris, which piece of merch would you like to get yourself?

A Sweet Divots hat, a Make Alley Fat Again hat, a 333 Tip Bully hat, or I've never been intimate with Jake's shirt? I have too much clothes. I was going for Evanescence. All right. Well, hold on. You'll be running

for those as well, so hang tight one second. He passed up on a good shirt. Did I miss out? I have too many clothes. Wow. We move on to your next question.

I can't possibly have another I've been intimate with Jake T-shirt. All right. Once again, we're focused on all things Spain, All Things Argentina World Cup. We say hi now to Alex.

Good morning. Oh, no, hold on one second. This is, you are next in line. I got the lines all screwed up because everyone's calling to take Johnny's, take Johnny's pride away. This is Nadia in Montebello. Good morning, Nadia on KROQ.

Hi. Hi. Sweet divots, here we go. Listen closely. Will Johnny know Don Quixote's sidekick's name? We talk about all things Spain. Don Quixote as a well-known sidekick. Will Johnny know Don Quixote's sidekick's name?

Yes or no? Nadia? Hello, Nadia. What's up? Her phone, I can tell, is breaking. She's breaking there. Damn, Allie's ready to throw hands with this one. I mean, what is going on, guys?

Nadia. Going once. Yeah, you're barely, barely hanging on. I'm rooting for you, Nadia. Will Johnny know Don Quixote's... There you are. Will Johnny know Don Quixote's sidekick's name? Can you hear me?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Nadia. That was a good book. Is that our intern screen that call? That's good. Hey, Randy in Chatsworth. Will Johnny know Don Quixote's sidekick's name?

I am going to say no, he will not know that. Look at that clear phone connection. Nice and crystal clear. Johnny, Don Quixote's got a sidekick. He says you will not know. So you said sidekick. That's like little, like, sidekick, you know? Yes.

Well aware of what I said. I mean, you're thinking it out. It means what I said. So in Spanish, little, I think, is like chiquito. That's how you say, like, little person. So I'm going to say chiquita. You're just making up a word? No, chiquita is like little girl.

Okay. That is incorrect. Hold on, Randy. Don Quixote and Chiquita. El Chiquita. Sancho Panza. Oh, what the hell? How was I supposed to guess that?

From A Mano La Mancha, which is a classic. Classic musical. It's a classic musical, but it's got all Spain coursing through its veins. Sound of music. Sancho Panza. Sancho wrong. That's wrong. Never mind.

We still have Alan in Huntington Beach. One final person gets a shot at this. What's up, Alan? How's it going? What's up? What's up? What is the official, this is another Spanish question, because I think everyone's rooting for Spain to win this game,

so we've stuck with Spain. What is the official dance of Spain called? Will Johnny know this? Absolutely not. Johnny, the official dance of Spain. Well, there's two Spanish dances I know. It's either the hat dance or it's the salsa. Or the bailando.

There's only like three dances I know. Which one do you think? The Spanish hat dance? You know the, when they put the hat down and then they like dance around the hat and they're like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That song? Mm-hmm. That's where you're going? No, that seems more Mexican, I think.

So I'm going to go with. It's because it is. Yeah, it is Mexican, huh? It's because it's called the Mexican hat dance. It's because it's called the Mexican hat dance. Oh, that's what. Okay, yeah. You big dummy.

I didn't want to put a label on it because I didn't want to get racist or anything. I didn't know if it was correct. You are Mexican, correct? And Spanish, actually, yeah. Right, right. So I don't know this one, actually. You don't have a guess. I'm going to go with salsa.

Flamenco. Oh, I was close, bro. Alan, which piece of merch would you like? Limited edition Klein Alley Show merch. Could be yours. Sweet Divots. The Sweet Divots hat. All right, that's coming your way.

Allie, a lot of people got this right today. Will it be Alan? Will it be Alex? Will it be Chris? Or will it be Randy that will be going to see Evanescence tomorrow? Congratulations, Randy. You have won. Hey, Randy and Chatsworth.

You're going to go see some Evanescence. Congratulations. Thank you for calling. Oh, man, that's awesome. Thank you for playing. Have fun. What was your plans tomorrow night before you just won these tickets? Nothing, actually.

We have kids out of the house, so we had a free night. So this is perfect. Oh, man, nothing better than that. Hold on one second. Enjoy your show and enjoy your new piece of Klein Alley Show merch as well. come back with takeaways your weekend song and we wrap things up next let's wrap up the show with some takeaways then we'll get your weekend anthem on get the hell out of here sluggo will be in more does disneyland tickets coming up in about an hour at noon then three then six then

all weekend long you start winning yourself into that just announced big festival that's going on in santa monica it is called the ocean way festival and if you win your tickets you'll see the killers you'll see jack white you'll see sublime and you'll see many others if you can't win those tickets this weekend don't feel too dejected we'll have them for you next week on the show and we will also get you into universal studios next week so be ready to win your way into that all right uh let's do some takeaways and then we will get out of here ali what do we have on the text line okay let's see 818 my takeaway is ali's new baby is going to be part robot it's crazy thanks to one arm gary that was one of the weirdest moments i've ever experienced

213, be sure to pack your wearing sweater and your draping sweater on your next vacation. I mean, that is just one of the dumbest things I've ever witnessed. Wow. 213, what's your name, girl? 310, my takeaway is, according to Johnny, FIFA soccer is Battle of the Spanishes. And 650, my takeaway is Rams House got broken into. 562, my takeaway is the K-Rock Studios isn't in Cyprus. That's a good takeaway.

We learned that during the in-studio appearance from a one-arm, now two-arm Gary. I think he's back to one-arm. I saw him leave in here holding his one-arm in his other hand. It was very strange. And then we were like, how long is it going to take to get fixed? And he's like, I don't know, a couple months. I'm like, why does this take so long? It's a real process.

Can we get a follow-up on Monday? Because I want to find out when love died between him and Tina. Yeah, well, they have to try back together. I think they have one of those passionate relationships where they break up and then they make up. She said they break up a lot. all the time. Yeah, yeah. Because when he stayed with Jake in his Vegas hotel room, Jake was hearing a lot about his marital

problems. Not even marital. Right, that's right. They're just dating. There was a lot of problems. Wait, when Gary stayed in your hotel room in Vegas, he brought a friend with him, too? Yeah. And it was weird. I mean, I'm very impressed that you did that, Jake.

Thanks for taking one for the team. What a weirdo. What is your takeaway, speaking of Jake, from today's show? Jake? The only thing I Yeah, that's eight and a half and thick as my dog. Yeah. What is your takeaway from today's show, Vanessa? Gary got both parts for an arm. That's right, he did.

Johnny, got a takeaway? Jake rarely plays with children. Rarely plays with children. Add it to the profile. He did admit that publicly. Omar, got a takeaway? We're the Hot Mess Express. Hot Mess Express, baby.

Coming right through. Choo-choo. And Allie, what do you got? Claw beats rock. Claw beats rock in a brutal on-air match of rock, paper, scissors that happened earlier today. Thanks again for putting up with us. If you need us in the meantime, you can find the Instagram. That's at the Klein Alley Show.

Anything else we need to promote before we get out of here? No. How likely is it that we're going to get a call from our boss today? You don't think he liked today's show? I think today was a weird one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he liked it.

But I liked it. I mean, we liked it, which means... Can we call him? I think a lot of people didn't like it. I don't think he's listening. Yeah, I don't think he's listening either. He sounds like he has, like, Fridays off. Yeah, but sometimes he'll listen to a Friday show, guys,

and he'll get real mad about it. Yeah, because usually. If he does listen, sometimes it is off the rails, and then it's like, hey, guys, let's stay focused. What was going on on Friday? And we're like, I don't know. It was Friday. Also, this is live radio.

He's got to understand that this is going to happen from time to time. And it's going to get replayed Monday morning. Let's see if he thought today's show was up to snuff. Oh, no. We can just not. We can just not. I bet he won't answer right now. Let's not have a meeting after today's show.

Hello. Hey, we're live on the air. Did you think today's show was up to snuff? Yes, perfect. It was fantastic. Great. I love it. Is that sarcasm I'm hearing?

No, not at all. No, it was great. Ask him about one-armed Gary. Did you hear any of one-armed Gary? I did. And you were cool with that? Yeah. Cool.

before we called you were you planning on calling us after the show or perhaps oh man alright won't happen again guess we'll talk to you soon

very soon oh great oh man alright here's your weekend song goodbye have a good one that's the problem rock those panty lines Am I right?

Wait, what? Woo-hoo. The percentage is definitely low. And the percentage is definitely low for Jake. Sucked it dry right away. Who? Get it on. Alex.

Smile. Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend?

Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Spider! Spider! Spider!