Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Box of Shame, Weekend Watchers and MORE

Episode Date: September 11, 2026

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So awesome. Thank you so much. All right. That's happening September 17th through Halloween and tickets every hour, including right now and all day long straight up through 6 p.m. on KROQ. I know we have the box of shame, but I think we should talk about the shows that we are watching. On the off chance that you get an opportunity, maybe some downtime. And, yeah, football's back, so let's be completely honest.

Most people are not going to leave their couch. If you're a fan of college, you've got that all day Saturday, then you've got NFL all day Sunday. It's going to be hard for me to pick anything else to possibly watch, but maybe there's something in your house that doesn't like football, and you need to occupy them on a different TV so you can watch football. It's time for us to break down what we're watching right now because maybe you hear about your next favorite show on Weekend Watchers.

And now it's time for Weekend Watchers. Let's start with Vanessa, who is watching. I was so afraid that you were going to start with me because I forgot the name of my show. But I know what it's about. She's the same. Is it about Elmo? Same person. No, it's like it takes place in Australia.

A street, sesame, and a street. I'm looking for the name because I forgot the name. Her name is Gabby. She has a dollhouse. No, okay. It takes place in Australia. She explores and her name is Dora. Okay, then I tell you what it is.

Yeah, it's Bluey. Bluey. You caught me. We knew it. What is it? No, okay, so it's a period piece. So, that means that these girls couldn't have jobs. They could only get married.

But this girl wanted to be a writer. She's like, uh-uh, I'm going to become a writer. And the whole goal, her aunt is trying to get her to get married, and she doesn't. Boring. No, it's a great show. If you're a girl, you'll like it. It's so memorable. It's so memorable, you don't know the name of it.

It's because it's a hard name. And you guys know I'm not good at names. Well, I've got to hear you say the name of it now. Hold on. I'm looking for it. Talk to someone else while I look for the name. No, no, no. We'll install.

We're talking to you, Vanessa. Please don't do this to me. This is the same person whose picks recently have included New Girls, re-watching that over and over again, and The Rookie. Comfort Show. Right. And those are the shows she's usually watching. But when she's not watching The Rookie or New Girl.

Or the first half of Rams games. Right. Or the first half of Rams games. You know what? That was a lot of football that I did for you guys. For you. You're the fan now. And the show that you are recommending everyone watches this weekend, which is available on what streamer?

Netflix. Netflix. It's called? Dude, I cannot find the name. I wasn't ready because I needed a second. I'm sorry. So you are, this is a new one? Yeah, it's a new show.

It's eight episodes. And it's about an Australian woman. Yeah. Who wants to work. Okay, Netflix. She's an Australian woman. It's a period of time. I mean, I would think of all the people on the show that would have the proper stuff ready to go when we needed it.

Yeah, it's me, I know. I prep too many things. Of the show. My brilliant career. That one. It's that one. That's hard to say. I was like, this can't be it.

It's that one, okay? Okay? What's hard about that? Mine? Because in my brain, I remember BR, and I was like, it must have been something hard because I can't remember. So you are suggesting, if anyone has downtime this weekend, they watch that show on Netflix called what? Yeah, it's funny. It's cute.

And once again, it's called what? My Berlin career. She can't say it. I already forgot. Berlin career. She already forgot. She already forgot. It's so good.

It's so good. I'm sold. You know what, guys? Let's not do the rest of these picks. I think we're all going to watch Vanessa's show. Jake, what are you watching? I'm actually watching two shows, which is rare because I don't watch any TV. Probably a lot of anime in your house.

I hate anime. You know it. so shut up. First, what I really like is I like superhero stuff, so I'm watching Lanterns, which I really enjoy, but the other show I like on HBO

is Monsters of God, which is all about the underground reptile trade. It's crazy. Oh, you were saying, didn't you watch that? I watched the first episode and I said this show,

and as soon as Jake said he was going to do it, I got out of it, but no, we're not. I got out of it quickly, but it's similar to the crazy chimp show that we watch.

It's reptile people? Except these people have like alligators in their backyard Actually, I think it's done by the same guy who did it, that Tiger King guy. Yeah, it's Kimono Dragons. And these reptile people are effing weird, man. They're weirdos.

Weirder than the lion people? I get why Jake... And tiger people. Yeah, I think they are. And I think I get why Jake likes it. Because it's constantly guys trying to get snakes to mate and then selling the snakes and trading them and then... Jake is definitely lizard people for Jason.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that new song that the Wolves of Glendale debuted on K-Rock. I'm a reptile guy. Reptile guy. That's like Jake. He's a reptile guy. Not that. No, but you would be reptile guy.

You don't have enough space for a lizard. You have more space. I bet you know multiple people with lizards. Do you not? Jake pretty much lives in an atrium. Whatever that thing is called. He's the lizard. He is the lizard.

It's like bathing under a sun lamp. What are you watching? I'm watching Furious with Emmy Rossum. Oh, good show. Great show. Yeah, this one is on Hulu, so it could also be Disney Plus if you have the package, but Emmy Rossum, and she plays a cop, and she's trying to track down a female serial killer. She has a new job at the FBI, but she used to be a homicide investigator.

That's good. And yeah, it's really good. it's really twisted there's a lot of sexy stuff sexy through lines but also it's really messed up and then it kind of goes to the themes of like

there's a thin line between victim and suspect you know what I mean like she's innocent and she's the cop but is she so innocent because she wants dark things too

she's a naughty girl naughty whoa I watched the same show didn't pick up a lot of that but okay and Omar but it's good

don't you agree it's a great show yeah Furious is good Omar what are you watching Yeah. You know, at my house right now, the kids are around a lot, so we're watching a lot of reruns of I Love Lucy on Pluto TV. Oh, great.

It looks great. Yeah, but when I did, I did get a chance to see something on Netflix, and it was not great. It was okay. It was untold, Mr. T, that I pity the fool. Oh, yeah, that comes up on my thing, too. And it's not worth watching. I watched it.

It was not great. I thought it was going to be really insightful, and it was going to kind of, like, highlight on, you know, a lot of, like, behind the scenes, but it was like pretty much stuff that we already knew and it was a little time for the jibber jabber. Yeah, Netflix is getting a little hit or miss with documentaries. I sent you a good one, though.

Mother's Instinct. That was crazy. That's a crazy one. That woman is... You have to start the documentary and go, first 20 minutes, am I in on this story? Do I care? And then you can decide whether you want to move on. Now, Johnny, what are you watching? Well, I don't really watch TV nowadays anymore.

Alright, moving on. Wait, wait. But I watch, on my super box, I watch Everybody Hates Chris, 24 hours. That's a... Wow, what a specific love. That's an interesting throwback right there. God, I don't... I remember that.

Wait, you just mentioned I Love Lucy. Yeah, I know. Everybody hates Chris. How many chocolates can she fit in her mouth? So many. There's a new season of Always Sunny, which is on Hulu. The show continues to just be the funniest show in the history of TV. I've still never seen it.

I know. It's so... What's the number one show people tell me to watch? Oh, my God. New season. Every season I go, they can't possibly still be funny, and it's still so funny. What is it, season 15 at this point? I think it's 18, I believe they're up to.

What? It is? It's so good. And then there's a show called Lucky on Apple TV, and that is a great show. Is that? It's about a cool, it's some badass chick who's basically running from the law, a casino. It's all sorts of, it's all my favorite stuff. Is that the girl from the Queen's Big Gambit? Yeah, Ginger.

The one with the weird eyes? Yeah, yeah, the Ginger. So anyway, it's a great show. I recommend you check that out as well. I don't know if she's really lucky if she's a Ginger. Well, unlucky is what they should call it. But regardless, it's a great show, and I recommend you check it out. And that's all we've got time for now.

we gotta take a break we're back in a moment with your Box of Shame and then we have some other things in store for you after this quick break on KROQ

KROQ Klein Alley Show the Box of Shame is here it's a box full of our deepest, darkest most shameful secrets why do we share these with you?

we don't know I don't know why we started doing this but it was a stupid thing that we started and uh I think it's to highlight that everyone makes mistakes

and there are things that we can obviously regret but that that's not it no that wasn't it I think it was so that

we could make fun of you for something But now I feel like it's come back. Well, it's backfired because they make fun of you more often than I do. I know, I know. It has backfired. And I really hate this box of shame. It's backfat fired for me.

It's all backfat. So without any further ado, it's time for your box of shame. The box. What's in the box? Of shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.

All right. This person did the following. Self-pleasured in the bathrooms of K-Rock immediately following the interview with Alina Albovian. You put that in so quickly. There's numerous people doing that. It's signed by everyone who works here. That's got to be Wayne, right?

Every stall is full. This was signed by all of the employees of Odyssey. L.A. Odyssey. That's crazy. Wow, that was quick. And CEO Kelly Turner. Wow, careful. All right, here we go.

This person. That's not true. I made that up. Wow, this person's pet woke them up in the middle of the night, so they placed them outside, and then they went missing. Oh. Not me, by the way. I would never do that.

It's definitely an Omar thing, 100%. It's got to be Omar. I wish it was me. It was not me. That's not you, Omar? It's not. I wish. That was me.

Oh, you lost one of your cats? I lost him for a bit Yeah Wait what happened Until I found the body And the coyotes found him We're warned Wait the cats don't bark

No but they meow And then they play with each other And then they wake you up And then they go in the litter box And they're all loud when they go in the litter box I don't know why they have to be that loud They have been waking us up like crazy It's so effing annoying

I thought the whole reason people got cats is because they don't make any noise unless you put a little bell on them. I think it's so you're not as sad when they die. Or when they're in heat. I know they make that weird noise when they're in heat. They hiss and they spray you with whatever that spray is. Yeah, I know. All three of them find different, unique ways to wake us up.

But we've had a problem with it. We've been trying to troubleshoot solutions. We were talking about throwing them in the garage. There's a closet under the stairs situation that we've been trying out. and so at one point we have one cat that can go and that we put in the closet when he starts going and then the other just get louder no because it's downstairs i can't hear it with my earplugs but if they're trapped i'm saying i mean that's like you being annoyed no he knows at this point okay it's my time in the closet he's used to it now that's like you're running like a torture

chamber over there it's roomy in there there's pillows the other one though is usually the good one and he started meowing and going at it and i was so pissed at that point because i had already been woken up three or four different times and it was that situation client where you're about to fall asleep you're right about to go back to sleep and then it's a ow wakes you up starts all over again he's jumping on me he's trying to play you have no uh dominance in that house huh i do i mean it sounds like you have none because they have no respect for your situation respect They love me and respect me so much, they want me to play with them. Doesn't one of them pee on all your stuff still?

No, you know what the problem is? No, they're not peeing. It's the fact that I normally get up so early. So on the weekends when we actually want to sleep in, they're up at 4 in the morning. So they are ready to go. They want to be fed, all that stuff because they're used to my schedule. So they want me to wake up. They're mad that I'm not awake.

So your cats, which are, by the way, not outdoor cats, right? No, they're not outdoor cats. Because some people put their cats outside and they'll see them three or four weeks later. No, and our area, it's in the hills, so there's literally a coyote den like half a mile from our house, and we see them all the time. And you were like so angry and sleepy

that you just put it in the backyard? Well, we had talked about the backyard as an option because it's enclosed, and we said as long as they don't jump over the fence, maybe they would be fine going outside, sometimes under supervision. So we had talked about it, but not done it. Right.

And you decided, let's test this out in the middle of the night. In my sleep, I said, you're done. And I picked him up, I brought him downstairs, I opened the... You could just see Allie being all angry and frumpy. And I just threw him out there. I went right back to sleep, and I fell asleep for another hour and a half,

a blissful hour and a half. My wife and kid were not home. I think they had already gotten up and left at that point. And then I, you know, good morning text to my wife. I said, I got so pissed in the middle of the night or early in the morning, I threw Milo out into the backyard. And she said, well, where is he?

I said, well, I'm going to go downstairs and get him now. I went outside. Milo! Gone. Nothing. Milo! Then I'm doing the treat shaking, going around shaking the treats. Milo's nowhere to be found, and I don't know what has happened to him.

And I'm like, oh, God, in this short period of time, this blissful hour and a half that I had to sleep, he's already been eaten. What an idiot. This cat has already managed to get eaten by a coyote within an hour and a half of being outside. First time ever outside. Where do you rank this cat as far as favorite to least favorite? I mean, they're all third.

they're all least favorite oh man no i mean he's great he's normally the good one and he's kind of a dumb floofy cat where he's kind of always falling off of furniture he's the funny one right and so i was kind of bummed because he's not not the one that my kid is best friends with but he's kind of mine he's the one that me me and him have the bond if he's dead i'm not sending you another bag of flowers a grocery store bag of flowers my last cat died so i was thinking of you back it was a nice ralph's bag right well i didn't know who were love you bath i didn't say i love you bath i said thinking of you bath i'm thinking of you yeah i didn't write i love you i went up and down the path i went all around the neighborhood i was going oh my god i've killed my

cat because i didn't want him to bother me as i was sleeping now this is the story and i have to explain this now to my four-year-old that the cat is dead vanessa will do that for you hey i went around for I was even starting to make missing posters I was like I don't know what to do and then I was gonna start posting on some of those websites I felt really guilty for doing this and I couldn't have been held accountable for my decision making at that point finally I checked under the grill cover we had a grill cover that was sitting on the ground bunched up and I picked it up and he was under there sleeping soundly didn't seem bothered by the fact that I was calling his name for hours and hours and it seemed like he was just there the whole time i mean i

think paralyzed in fear but still he was there and he hadn't been eaten by a coyote so all was okay at the end but i did feel bad that i threw him out there the cat's never been outside before this was his first time outside ever and all because you wanted to sleep yeah yeah that's pretty shameful your cat is dying or i believe he's dead now this is just a little cat around your house and it's gone so no big deal cool bye okay there's beautiful inspirational words you'll save that for when you need it next time uh i'm carol q just keep giving and giving and giving and if you'd like to bring us with you you get four tickets so if you don't have that many kids or friends we are always available janet oh my god i did win well that's our job

hold on don't ruin that's the fun part of our job break the news yourself it makes us irrelevant You guys answered me. Let's try this again, because you've taken all of the glory away from us. Hey, Janet. I'm so sorry. Yes, I'm here. Did I win? No.

Oh, my gosh. Next caller. Why would you do that? No. Janet, you won, but you already knew that, because you spoiled it for yourself and for us. But congratulations. Enjoy yourself. All that fun at Not Scary Farm.

Opening night, you will be there, okay? So awesome. Thank you so much. All right. that's happening September 17th through Halloween and tickets every hour including right now

and all day long straight up through 6pm on KROQ I know we have the box of shame but I think we should talk about the shows that we are watching on the off chance that you get an opportunity

maybe some down time and you have football's back so let's be completely honest most people are not going to leave their couch if you're a fan of college you got that all day Saturday then you got NFL all day Sunday

it's going to be hard for me to pick anything else to possibly watch but maybe there's some in your house doesn't like football, and you need to occupy them on a different TV so you can watch football. It's time for us to break down what we're watching right now, because maybe you hear about your next

favorite show on Weekend Watchers. And now it's time for Weekend Watchers. Let's start with Vanessa who is watching. Oh my god, I was so afraid that you were going to start with me because I forgot the name of my show. But I know what it's about. She's the same

Is it about Elmo? Same person. No, it's like, it takes place in Australia. A street, sesame, and a street. I'm looking for the name because I forgot the name. Her name is Gabby. She has a dollhouse. No, okay. It takes place in Australia.

She explores and her name is Dora. Can I tell you what it is? Yeah, it's Bluey. Bluey. You caught me. We knew it. What is it? Okay, so it's a period piece.

So, diamonds and girls couldn't have jobs. They could only get married. But this girl wanted to be a writer. She's like, I'm going to become a writer. and that whole goal, her aunt is trying to get her to get married and she doesn't. No, it's a great show. If you're a girl, you'll like it.

It's so memorable. It's so memorable you don't know the name of it. It's because it's a hard name and you guys know I'm not good at names. Well, I got to hear you say the name of it now. Hold on, I'm looking for it. Talk to someone else while I look for the name. No, no, no, we'll install.

We're talking to you, Vanessa. Please don't do this to me. This is the same person whose pics recently have included New Girls, re-watching that over and over again, and The Rookie. Comfort Show. Right, and those are the shows she's usually watching. But when she's not watching The Rookie or New Girl. Or the first half

of Rams games. Right, or the first half of Rams games. You know what? That was a lot of football that I did for you guys. For you. You're the fan now. And the show that you are recommending everyone watches this weekend, which is available on what streamer? Netflix. Netflix. It's called?

Dude, I cannot find the name. I wasn't ready because I needed a second i'm sorry so you are this is a new one yeah it's a new show it's eight episodes and it's uh about an australian woman yeah who wants to work okay netflix she's an australian woman it's a period i mean i would think of all the people on the show that would have the proper stuff ready to go when we needed it i know either producer of the show my brilliant career that one It's that one. That's hard to say.

I was like, this can't be it. It's that one, okay? What's hard about that? Mine? Because in my brain, I remember BR, and I was like, it must have been something hard, because I can't remember. So you are suggesting, if anyone has downtime this weekend, they watch that show on Netflix called what? It's funny. It's cute.

And once again, it's called what? My Berlin career. She can't say it. I already forgot. Berlin career. So good. That's great. So good.

Unbelievable. I'm sold. You know what, guys? Let's not do the rest of these picks. I think we're all going to watch Vanessa's show. Jake, what are you watching? I'm actually watching two shows, which is rare because I don't watch any TV. Probably a lot of anime in your house.

I hate anime. You know it, so shut up. First, what I really like is I like superhero stuff, so I'm watching Lanterns, which I really enjoy, but the other show I like on HBO is Monsters of God, which is all about the underground reptile trade. It's crazy It's very similar You were saying

Didn't you watch that? I watched the first episode And I said this show And as soon as Jake said He was into it I got out of it No we're not I got out of it quickly

But it's similar To the crazy chimp show That we watch It's reptile people Except these people Have like alligators In their backyard Actually I think it's

Stunned by the same guy Who did that tiger king Yeah it's kimono dragons And these reptile people Are effing weird man They're weirdos Weirder than the lion people I get why Jake

Yeah I think they are And I think I get why Jake likes it Because it's constantly guys trying to get snakes to mate and then selling the snakes and trading them. Jake is definitely lizard people. It's like that new song

that the Wolves of Glendale debuted on K-Rock. I'm a reptile guy. That's like Jake. He's a reptile guy. Not that. No, but you would be reptile guy. You don't have space for a lizard. You have more space. I bet you know multiple people with lizards. Do you not? Jake pretty much lives in an atrium. Whatever that thing is called. He's the lizard.

He's the lizard. It's like bathing under a sun lamp. What are you watching? I'm watching Furious with emmy rossum oh good show great show yeah this one is on hulu so it could also be disney plus if you have the package but emmy rossum and it's uh she plays a cop and she's trying to track down a female serial killer she has a new job at the fbi but she used to be a homicide investigator and yeah it's really good it's really twisted there's a lot of sexy stuff sexy through lines but also it's really messed up and then it's kind of goes to the themes of like there's a thin line between

victim and and um suspect you know what i mean like she's innocent and she's the cop but is she so innocent because she wants dark things too she's a naughty girl naughty whoa i watched the same show didn't pick up a lot of that but okay uh and omar but it's good don't you it's a great show yeah furious is good omar what are you watching yeah you know at my house right now um the kids around a lot so we're watching a lot of reruns of i love lucy on pluto tv Oh, great! Yeah, but when I did, I did get a chance to see something on Netflix, and it was not great. It was okay.

It was Untold Mr. T That I Pity the Fool. Oh, yeah, that comes up on my thing, too. And it's not worth watching. I watched it. It was not great. I thought it was going to be really insightful, and it was going to kind of highlight on a lot of behind-the-scenes, but it was pretty much stuff that we already knew, and it was a little terrible. Yeah, Netflix is getting a little hit or miss with documentaries.

I sent you a good one, though, Mother's Instinct. That was crazy. That's a crazy one. That woman is... You have to start the documentary and go, first 20 minutes, am I in on this story? Do I care? And then you can decide whether you want to move on.

It took a weird twist and turn. Jake, what are you... Now, Johnny, what are you watching? Well, I don't really watch TV nowadays anymore. All right, moving on. Wait, wait. But I watch, on my Superbox, I watch Everybody Hates Chris, 24 hours.

That's a... Wow, what a specific... That's an interesting throwback right there. God, I don't... I remember that. Wait, he just mentioned I Love Lucy. Yeah, I know. Everybody Hates Chris.

But it's a classic. Like, how many chocolates can she fit in her mouth? So many. There's a new season of Always Sunny, which is on Hulu. The show continues to just be the funniest show in the history of TV. I've still never seen it. I know. It's so great.

It's like the number one show people tell me to watch. Oh, my God. Every season I go, they can't possibly still be funny, and it's still so funny. What is it, season 15 at this point? I think it's 18, I believe. What? It is? It's so good.

And then there's a show called Lucky on Apple TV, and that is a great show. Is that? Is that a cool, it's some badass chick who's basically running from the law at a casino. It's all sorts of, it's all my favorite stuff. Is that the girl from the Queen's Gambit? Yeah, the ginger. The one with the weird eyes? Yeah, yeah, the ginger.

So, anyway, it's a great show. I recommend you check that out as well. I don't know if she's really lucky if she's a ginger. Well, unlucky is what they should call it. But regardless, a great show, and I recommend you check it out. And that's all we've got time for now. We've got to take a break. We're back in a moment with your Box of Shame.

And then we have some other things in store for you after this quick break on KROQ. That's The Paradox on KROQ. We are Client Alley Show. We will get through some takeaways and then your weekend anthem and all that stuff coming up in moments. First on the GOAT line. All right. This call is just defending Jake. You guys are always on Jake for admitting that he always admits that he's never wrong.

But Client Alley, you two are exactly the same. Alley saying you weren't wrong about the whole Spider-Man Legos. Client saying you weren't wrong about so many things. No example, sir. No specific example. I can come up with a bunch of times that Jake does this. Ali did not admit the time she was wrong when Marcus Mumford was in here

and she said to him that his wife had an Oscar and he said no she doesn't and Ali said yes she does and she would not admit that she was wrong At the time I was shocked that Chad GBT could be wrong now I've learned that Chad GBT is wrong 90% of the time. I would hate to be in a meeting

with you guys. It would probably have to be the longest meeting I feel bad for Vanessa and everyone else One question for Vanessa Whose house is it? Rubs out. Yeah, don't feel too bad for Vanessa, all right? Trust me, when we're sitting in these meetings,

she's doing most of the rambling, and we're sitting around listening. Excuse me, she's doing her job. Right, no, I get it. That's an important part of the job is a lot of ramble. But I'm just saying, Jake is the one guy here that if he is 100% wrong, will not admit it. What are you talking about?

I've never been wrong in my life. Johnny, you want to show them the picture? Johnny went all the way to a thrift store yesterday. Oh, yes. So yesterday I went to Beacon Video in Burbank, and I went to go compare VHS and Betamax tapes. Yesterday on the air, I was talking about how beta were smaller than VHS tapes. And Jake felt the need to interrupt with a loud,

you're wrong, they're bigger, much bigger. And we moved on. And then when we had a lot of people defending on the text line that beta are actually much smaller, Jake then changed his argument to I was talking about... Instantaneous. I was talking about the box. So Johnny...

Well, we're not talking about boxes. Yeah, so... We're talking about the actual video. So Johnny went to an old thrift video store, and he took pictures, Jake. Would you like to see Johnny's... Great. I believe the tapes, yes.

But when you went to the video store, what we're talking about, and you went to go rent a video, the Betamax boxes were way bigger. Nobody was talking about the boxes. Yeah, no boxes at all. These are just old tapes, man. Did you take pictures of the boxes, too, Johnny,

or just the tapes? You didn't have the box there. You just had the tape. Oh, yeah, no kidding. Those are too big to store. How did I know this would not be resolved? Typical. If I search Betamax tape boxes, I can't even get...

I know. The box is just the sleeve that goes around the cassette. I mean, the Betamax is smaller. We can't do it. That's right, you can't. It's not worth it. It's just not worth it. I just want to play this for Omar because maybe it's something he can think about this weekend.

Hey, I had an idea since Omar is now a Redskins fan. Remember when he was doing those moments of mindfulness? Maybe he could do that with a Native American twist, possibly. Oh, God. I don't know. I just think it'd be kind of funny because he's, you know, kind of racist. Anyways, thanks for listening. All right, well, he's a fan now of the Washington football team,

but he only wants to be a vintage fan, not a modern-day fan. So he's taking a twist on his forced fantasy. I'm going to go get a machete or one of those hatchets. All right, great. It's a great idea. That will not lead to any trouble. A carbon arrowhead. All right, let's do takeaways from today's show, and then next week we're back.

Remember, Wednesday, hopefully you join us. We'll be all hanging out at Descanso again for the Fiesta Siesta. Come for the party, come for the nap. You pick which one you want to do, and we'll do it next week on Wednesday. Oh, my God, what a throwback. We used to play this when we said goodbye. I hope you'll join the show. Thank you, my friend.

We'll get you in the end. We hope to see you again. All right, takeaways from today's show. What do we got? Two and three, Mike. Takeaway is that in the apocalypse, Klein's role is going to be a naughty nurse. Yeah, you got to look like a nurse so they don't kill you

because they need me to sew them up. 925, English is Johnny's subject and he can write a bunch of yeah and stuff yep 818, hitting yourself it's hot 310, cats don't bark 818, doomsday, jake shack beans

let's see 626, all you need on a deserted island is a fleshlight happy birthday, Zeke 818, Alina Abovian is an all you can eat boyfay And 213, my takeaway is it's Friday, bitches. If you don't know what we're talking about, check out The Complete Show, and that will all make sense to you.

Although some of it didn't make sense to me when I was here for The Complete Show. What's your takeaway there from today's show, Johnny? Omar drags his dog. Omar drags his dog. That's a good takeaway. He loves that dog. You should throw him out in the yard. It's a great trick.

You have a takeaway there, Vanessa? Jake lives in a terrarium. Jake, do you have a takeaway? Yeah, Klein is a cigar guy. He has stocks in the weekends. That's right. Don't you forget it. Cigars and stocks.

That's what people know about me. That's my thing. Allie, what are you into? What am I, what? I don't know. Hey, yo! What's your takeaway? You are so horny, aren't you?

What's your takeaway, I meant to say? My takeaway is an eight-sided object is a spider. Omar, takeaway? My takeaway is that Klein should be divorced by Monday. All right, great. That's most takeaways on a Friday. All right, guys. here's your weekend

so have a good one we'll see you on Monday alright bye I got gas I am an asshole honk honk honk honk no

could be a crank hit it's not about that Monday Tuesday no one cares about Wednesday Thursday forget that noise

are you ready for the weekend are you ready for the weekend are you ready for the weekend are you ready for the weekend

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, trash Thursday, Friday, forget about that Friday, Saturday, Wednesday Sunday, sleeping in Eatin' brunch These are my people, baby Emojin poots If you want some, come get some

Hit the beach or hit the mall Sleep in, watch movies, read books Anything goes, just take a look Boring. It sucks. Oh, my God. Bitch. You f***ing bitch.

Idiot. Shut the f***ing bitch up.