Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Dog Walking, Petty Claims Court and MORE

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

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Noah Kahn is the next pair of tickets we have for you. It's part of K-Rock's summer ticket blowout. And if that's not enough to get you excited, in an hour you'll win used tickets with Sluggo. So be ready to win your tickets all day long. Already gave away a pair of Foo Fighters this morning. And right now it is your chance to win your way into Noah Kahn. if you are the 20th caller at 800-520-1067. Good morning, I'm Klein, there's Allie.

Good morning. Jake the Nerd over there, DJ Omar Khan, Postmaster Johnny, and producer Vanessa. You can watch the show as we are streaming live on YouTube right now for your viewing displeasure, or you can just keep listening or downloading. Someone's upset with us about something that was said this week on the air, and that doesn't seem like a big surprise, but here we go. Hey, guys, just listening to the Monday show on the podcast, And I heard you all talking about how dogs would rather have their paw pads burn off than wear those silly shoes.

And I just wanted to call in because I kind of expect it better. Now, that was your fault for expecting better. Whenever you expect better from us, you will always be disappointed. Take it from us. Having low expectations is the way to go. Don't think things are going to go well. In all seriousness, I hope you understand the difference between sarcasm and real life. And, yes, I don't wish pain on any dogs.

And I do think a lot of people do not take into account just how hot the asphalt is, which is why I said during that conversation that I pick my dog up when I cross the street. A lot of times when it's like 100 and something in the valley and I can just tell how hot it is. Or I will do the other move, which, you know, I love walking around barefoot. I love getting grounded, Allie. And I'll just go barefoot myself. That way we're in pain together where I realize too hot. It's a really fast walk.

Too hot. Very fast walk. Just high stepping it the whole way there. One of us takes a dump in a bush and we go right back inside. I'm not going to say who. Question. How long is the walk that you do with your dog? I do one lap.

I do one block. One block around. So whatever that works out to. So it's like 10 minutes, 15 minutes? 10. And you just do that once? No, a couple times a day. But I mean, sometimes I'll switch up the block.

I'll go counterclockwise to throw him off. But never more than one block? Do you ever take it to the park or anything? Yeah, he goes to the park. He doesn't like the park anymore because my dog has that weird thing now where he gets humped by all the other dogs. So he's been very emasculated now. He needs a safe space. So, like, he would go to the park and he used to like it.

And then he started getting just like, like, I mean, they would run the Eiffel Tower on him, the E.F.E. Tower. Same reason women don't go to the park alone a lot. Same reason. I get it now, ladies. So I stopped taking him because he would just get, everyone would come up to me, one pet owner at a time would come up to me and say, my dog has never done this before to anyone. I'm so sorry. And meanwhile, my dog would just be getting, like, sandwiched between, like, a Rottweiler and a Great Dame.

And they'd just be going to town on him. He'd be like the bitch boy in prison. Oh, yeah. Immediately. Would you just let this happen? No, I mean, no. I would not let it happen. I was into it.

It sounds like you were watching. I was not. Sometimes it was across. The Eiffel Tower, the dog. I mean, one dog's enough. But two? Well, sometimes I would be across the park and I'd have to move over there. I'm not going to run.

So I would walk. I would walk over there. And I'd say, hey, guys, cut it out. Come on, guys. Cut it out. I mean, I think, once again, if you're the person whose dog is humping another person or dog, you're the one that should... You've got to get your dog off. The humper needs to step in, not the humpy.

I'm the victim. Yeah, I do think it's a responsibility, but a lot of people don't watch their dogs, really. The park is where they can just let their dogs do whatever the hell they want. You've got to keep, like, a half an eye roaming. No, they said the ideal time, the ideal length of a dog walk to keep a dog happy. Oh, according to dogs? Well, it's not according to dogs, but this is like the scientific answer of how long a dog's walk should be for its overall health and wellness. Well, Jake does zero minutes with his dog.

She doesn't like walking. I do, you know, probably combined works out to around 40 minutes a day, maybe a little more than that. How do you figure that with two 10-minute walks? Well, I do two 10-minute walks. My wife does a walk in the morning. Oh, okay. Kids take them for a walk. Oh, so there's several little walks.

Several, yeah, shorter walks. But usually once he does his business, he pulls toward, he doesn't want to stay out. He doesn't like, the world is not being kind to him. Seems like a lot of owners are blaming the dogs for the short walk. Well, what's the number supposed to be? An hour and seven minutes. No way. That is the ideal.

Well, when I was a dog walker, it was a minimum of 45 minutes to an hour. Yeah, because that's because people are paying you, paying someone else to do it. Yeah, but that's how much it is because that's how much it should be for a dog to get truly exercised. Is that combined over the course of a day or is that one walk? I actually, it says just an ideal, a dog's dream walk would last an hour and seven minutes. It would include 16 different sniffing opportunities and some water. I took Kibbe hiking once and she gave up in 30 seconds. Well, that's because your dog's not used to it.

It's completely out of, I mean, it's very out of shape, your dog. Yeah, I know. Well, yeah, she has no stamina to handle any of that. But most dogs, they do have the stamina, especially if they're going out regularly at this amount of time. They're used to it and it feels good for them. On trash truck day? which in my neighborhood is on Wednesdays, I cannot get...

He doesn't want to go outside at all. He's terrified. Well, what I can't find in this study is 10 minutes and getting humped by four different dogs. Well, they haven't done the right study then. They should look into it more. Yeah, it's the kinks. Hey, let me say good morning to...

Oh, puts us on caller 20, line 5 in Anaheim. Is this Pooria? Yep. Good morning. Your parents named you Pooria? Pooria. Pooria, yeah. A combination between poo and diarrhea.

They went with that. Very similar, yes. Wow. Did you get teased in school? Not really. Not really. No one has brought this to your attention that your name is Poo-ria? You're the first one.

Wow. Well, that's what we're here for. We're so immature. I appreciate that. Well, listen, forget about all that. The good news is you. You still got your last name. What is your last name?

Don't even say it. Please, I'll be Wiper. In my pants. You are color 20. You're going to go see Noah Khan. Congratulations. Thank you so much, guys. If there's any show he should get tickets to, it's this show.

I know, because Noah Khan had to do a PSA about people wearing diapers at his show and pooping on the concert floor. So, Pooria, don't let that happen. I'll make sure I wear a diaper for sure. Thank you so much. In all seriousness. I know you just want the tickets and you want to end this conversation, but thank you for sharing your story with us.

It was hard, but thank you so much. I appreciate you guys. That's not a fake name. You didn't think that would help you get on the show or something, right? I mean, you are technically... No, it's for real. I even asked for a spelling.

I'm looking at it. P-O-O-R-E-A. Pooria. Well, I put the dash for you. Yeah, I get it. Thank you. You figured it out. All right.

Well, Pooria, congratulations. I think everyone is saying, I'm sorry I didn't win these tickets, but I'm glad they went to Pooria. Thank you so much, guys. I appreciate it. All right. That's Pooria. He'll never listen again, but at least it was worth it today. That's amazing.

You can hear it in his voice that he's just so over it. I know. No, I've never heard that one before. Thank you so much. I wonder if that gets you more jobs or less on a resume. What if they're like, I've got to meet this guy. His guy name is Pooria? Pooria, come here, man.

If Poo-Ria wants a job here, he is hired. I can't wait to say my name. Name alone. I mean, Jake, you may have to legally change your name to Poo-Ria. Poo-Ria, too. Yeah, you earned it. Back in the day when they would name you after things that described you, that would be Jake. Well, congratulations.

That's exciting. I'm blown away by that whole thing that just happened. Oh, man. In a moment, Allie. I can't believe it. It's finally here. A petty claims court battle for the ages. We've got a couple whose relationship is hanging in the balance.

They need us to help determine who's right, who's wrong. we will of course turn to you a jury of their peers and all we need you to do is listen to the case text us your votes and that will determine who wins and who loses and we've had a few relationships that have ended sadly for the for the people in the relationships i mean marriages and boyfriend girlfriend stuff that have come to an end after petty claims court but every once in a while it does strengthen the relationship too and i don't know about you but my wife has listened to some of these petty claims courts and then been reminded of things that i do that annoy her in that same realm.

Yeah, I mean, I'll say this right now, and my wife has refused to come on Petty Claims Court, but her idea of when something we have in the kitchen is done, like, for instance, yesterday, she started to throw out a jar of peanut butter that, in my opinion, had 30% left in the peanut butter. Like, she thought, she goes, it's empty. There's nothing left.

And I sort of go, there is probably three, four sandwiches worth of peanut butter left here. Oh, she doesn't want a scrapey scrape, right? And she just goes, her whole thing is, we have another one. Why don't we just open the new one? And I go, you are out of your effing mind here. No, I'm in her corner. You're in her corner?

Oh, yeah, dude, because you spent like 10 minutes scraping all that gunk out of the bucket. Yeah, dude. It's so annoying. That is the equivalent of the peanut butter with the stupid oil in it that you have to stir. I thought you said the N-word. What? That's the equivalent of that. Everything is the N-word now.

Well, you do when you put your hand in there, and then your hand gets kind of peanut buttery. I mean, it doesn't take 10 minutes. It's not a keg. But you have a brand new spiffy one. Yeah, we had a brand new unopened one, and she decided time to chuck the... If you want to open the new one, I get it. There's some people that like first chips out of a bag. You're right.

There's nothing better. But don't throw it. The other one's still fine for the kids. You just move it down the food chain. And if you're like me, you cut the jar, or if it's plastic, so that you can really scrape the bottom. And then you can pile it on top of the new one. Allie's a monster. Take that, Pooh-ria.

He had no problem with this. I don't know why you're bringing him back into this. We're going to take a break. We'll come back in a moment. We need your votes. Petty Claims Court is next. All right, the gavel of justice has been brought into the KROQ studios. And in a moment, we're going to meet a couple whose relationship is hanging in the balance over something that's going on in their lives.

It may seem petty, but as you know, with all petty things in relationships, if not handled while petty, they become a giant chasm that will eventually tear apart the very foundation of your love and then you will have to burn your partner's stuff

in the front yard. Yeah, I know. That's how it goes. And it feels like there are new things. I don't know about you but for me just new things

are kind of popping up this year. Yeah, I mean that's this whole thing last night with the peanut butter I know that's what she's just very wasteful.

Like she believes food is throwoutable when there's 25% or less and I go that's crazy you use it till the end but I'm not. Well she's right on par

with the American average, I think. They waste 30% of what they buy. Right, so she's an average American, and I said she should be more than that. What do I want? It's time now for Petty Claims Court. Here we go. In the legal system,

cases are tried from Supreme Courts to Small Claims Court. But what about stuff that's too small for Small Claims Court? This is Petty Claims Court. All right, let's meet the wife first. She put in the claim against her husband. They've been together for a decade.

There's enough time to decide. What's that? Is it the 10-year itch? When's marriage? Seven-year itch? Seven. Seven. So they've made it past that part.

And we say hi to Hamilda right now. Hamilda. Names on par. Hamilda, good morning. Did I get that right? Ish. Close enough. All right.

Close enough. We'll take it. You're bringing your husband to our courtroom today, and we will hear your case, and then we'll turn it over to a jury of your peers, listeners of KROQ. They will vote, and we'll decide who wins and who loses, and that's what it's all about in relationships, is keeping score and holding stuff over your partner's head until you die. Right? Yes.

What's going on with Bill? Imelda? Oh, so Bill, so the reason I'm bringing him to Petticoat Sports is because although he does 80% of the cooking in our household, which I appreciate, in return, I wash all the dishes after he's done. But he loves to use every pan, every pot, every spoon, every measuring cup that we own every single time. So after dinner, I'm left with a giant pile of dishes that I have to wash. So he doesn't try and clean as he goes like some people do while they're cooking? He just throws everything in the sink or it's not even in the sink?

Oh, no, it's not in the sink. It's in the kitchen. It looks like a bomb went off in the kitchen. So that's my job afterwards. So hold on. What I'm hearing you say is your husband does 80% of all of the cooking. And it sounds like he's making you real home-cooked stuff right here, where he's using all the measuring cups and everything else. And your problem is that that creates a big mess bigger than it should be?

Like, do you think that, for instance, he's using four pans and something that he could use one pan for? Is that the argument you're making? Yes. I mean, you don't have to use a mixing bowl and then pour it into another bowl and then pour it into a third bowl. Like, it's just one bowl. Yeah. Yeah, and you know what? I don't know about you, Klein, but I have been accused of this, and I have a head to consolidate.

And I understand. If you're using one bowl to, say, defrost some shrimp, and then you take those out, you can just give it a quick rinse, maybe a little soap, and then use it for something else. You don't have to take out a brand-new bowl when you only use it to defrost something. I'm not going to put words in Bill's mouth because he's going to join us in a moment, but he's probably going to make the cross-contamination argument, which is a strong argument. So you always have to use a fresh bowl for everything. Always fresh. Fresh, fresh, fresh.

Also, if you know you're not the one, if the deal they have is I cook you clean, which is a great deal, once you know I'm not the one unclean, you lose count of all possible bowls. You're like, am I going to look for this fork? No, I'm going to get a new one. Just grab another one because I'm not unclean. It doesn't matter. It doesn't affect me. All right, that's an interesting case, and I think it is relatable. Let's say hi to Bill.

He's your husband, at least for now. Hey, Bill, good morning. You've been accused by your wife of doing 80% of the cooking but making a giant explosion-style mess in the kitchen. How do you plea? uh i'm not gonna say that i don't uh create a lot of dishes but um uh i mean like i'm cooking uh a good meal every day we're talking balanced uh meal here you know protein salad fruit sides like uh vegetables uh again like uh like you said the crop contamination you know that's that's where you gotta be careful what'd you make last night uh well uh last night um uh we had um

what do we have the bear leftover chicken yeah leftover chicken so that doesn't count that's definitely a smaller description than all the beautiful things that you just mentioned yeah uh let the jury be aware of the fact that last night they had leftover chicken and neither them so you're excited about it all right okay so this morning you know i did uh ramsay style eggs so you know uh uh scrambled eggs with a little bit of milk salts uh with butter in the pan ramsay style what's that exactly uh uh so you make eggs and curse it on the whole time you gotta do them the right way and you know you get your hot pan you put it in with the butter and uh 30 seconds on the heat and then you take it off the heat you're still scrambling

Are you like a real chef or are you like an aspiring guy that's learning from TV and TikTok and stuff? Aspiring. That's kind of annoying too because I think that the aspiring chefs are the ones that most want to do all the things so they do make a larger mess. They're like hold a bowl over the boiling hot water while you scramble it. It just does make way more dishes. I'm sure it tastes like 10% better, but is it worth it in the end because of the mess that's being made? Yeah, is the food good he makes, Hamilda? Yeah, it is good.

But I should mention that, you know, he does do like a majority of the cooking, but I do try to help sometimes. But I get scolded for chopping instead of mincing the onions. And I get kicked out of the kitchen, so I can't even contribute to the meal. There is a big difference. My wife does not know how to mince or chop or do anything like that, but I now cook in batches. I'll use one pan, cook something, put it on a plate. Then you put a different food in there, cook it. Yes, because I don't want to dirty up three or four different pans.

Yeah, I mean, listen, there's so many thoughts coming through on the text line already, primarily that people hate. There's nothing worse than finishing a meal and then having to go back to the monstrosity of a mess that was left behind. So there's an understanding. Everyone gets the complaint. The complaint you've made is legitimate. We all hear what you're doing. Although I will say that in the brief interactions we've had, I feel like Bill is putting a lot of thought and effort into putting together a decent feast every night.

And could he, even if he were to reduce his, you know, mess by, I don't know, 30%, it still sounds like it's going to be a lot. It might compromise the cook. Right, it may compromise what you're getting. You may not be getting a good proper mince. You may be getting a chop. You may not want that. I'm okay with just a little reduction of the addition.

it's okay it doesn't need to be like one pan but just less than four pans maybe yeah and you know the whole clean as you go thing is kind of easier said than done because there are some times where i'm like i've got five minutes to clean some stuff and then i do some dishes and then i come back and the food i'm trying to make is burned and i'm like oh crap i should have been watching it the whole time 9-1-7 says i'm with her 100 when my wife cooks she does not clean as she goes clean as you go is a must when i cook uh food goes on the table with an already cleaned kitchen It can be done. So the people that think – I, once again, think this is two different types of brains.

I think you've got the creative brain that's just trying to cook and make stuff and just going, oh, I'll use that spoon. I'll use that dish. And they're not thinking in a more logical way where kind of that other type A where the brain would go do this now, then clean this now, then do this now. It's more of a big-picture thought process. I don't think everyone thinks that way. But I think you have to keep in mind as a couple, the common goal is to just have dinner and then move on to the next part of your day, which is just relaxing, right? And if you spend an hour cleaning the kitchen, then you really don't get that time. Bill and your wife, you will both get the opportunity for 10 seconds closing arguments.

The case, if you're just joining us, it's been admitted that Bill does most of the cooking, but he leaves a giant effing mess behind and she has to clean them. Have you guys ever, Bill, have you guys ever swapped roles by chance where she does the cooking and you clean for a change? Yeah, absolutely. I actually do 50% of the cleaning, just to be perfectly honest and disclosures. But flavor matters, and that's why I end up doing the cookie. 714 said, I am with Bill 100%. If he's giving 100% in the kitchen, she should be giving 100% with the dishes.

If he's going hard on food, she should go hard on dish. The problem is the food. I think most people, once they eat the food, it's already forgotten. There's no thought that went into the effort that went to making it. It's like food was there, now it's gone, and now we've got this mess. How are we going to handle this? It's like after you're done self-pleasuring, and then you look at the computer and like, ugh. Yeah, right.

Look at what I've done with my mess light. Disgusting mess light I am. You can't draw in reflection. Someone's got to come up with a computer screen that does not reflect back your own face when you're done with that. Side note. Vanessa, make a note on my desk. We have to build that. All right.

The notes on your desk that are piling up. That's a very important note. We should do a note reading. There's another. Add that note to the list of notes. Vanessa, a computer does not reflect your own face after you're done self-pleasuring. Ew, I'm not going to do that. That's a note.

Write it down, damn it. Add it to my list of things to build. All right, we will get to the final voting in a moment, but phones are firing on all cylinders right now as people are heated about this. Ten seconds, closing arguments. Himelda, you brought your husband here of 12 years. You get to go first.

Go ahead. I'm not asking for punishment. I'm just asking for a small reduction in place and then to remember that I did carry two children for nine months. Just playing that card. Yeah, it's good to throw that in. It doesn't apply here, but if you've married a woman who's had kids, she will always make it.

So I should never do a dish again. I mean, I said something to my wife. Literally yesterday, I said something about come up with plans for the girls that don't have school yet and we need to do something. And she's like, well, they lived inside of me for like 10 months, so figure it out. I'm like, all right, this has nothing to do

with what they're going to do tomorrow. That's such a disproportionate amount of time as well. It's just a couple hours on a Thursday. Can we figure it out? All right, Bill, final 10 seconds. Go ahead. Well, you guys have been misled with like it's 100% Imelda.

I mean, I do at least 50% of the cleaning as well. And I'm sorry, but flavor matters, man. I want a Bill dinner. Time is up. I would love to have Bill come in here and cook for us, too. And then Johnny can do all the dishes. Hold on one second. We're going to turn this over to a jury of peers now.

We'll come back and read the verdict in a moment. If you'd like to vote, your vote is either going to be for Bill or the wife. If you'd like to spell it out, it's Himilda. Himilda. Himilda. 800-520-1067. The first 100 votes determines who wins and who loses. This petty claims court.

Man, someone's going to be disappointed with the results here. We'll get into the petty claim court verdict in a moment. Once again, it's Bill. It's his wife. She says he does all the cooking for the most part. But, boy, he leaves a real mess. He's a messy cook. It's part of the reason that as much as I love making pizzas at home, love making them.

That's a messy one. Can you call the flour and crap? She has shut it down. She goes, it's just not worth it. Yeah, they're good, but it's just you make such a mess. There's flour everywhere. Well, I guess it's not as affordable now, but it's so much easier, right, to get a pizza. And that's the point she's always made.

She's like, by the time you set it up and actually do it and then have to clean it up, she's like, we could have just ordered pizzas for 25 bucks. Like, why are you even doing all that? I'm like, because it's made with love. I make it with love. Love is overrated. That's what they say. You know, there's a lot of votes for Bill on the text line.

562 said, I vote for Bill. I was voting for Himelda, but then Boo Bear brought up her kids. Oh, yeah, Boo Bear. And I decided to switch my vote. There was a nickname that was brought into this as well, which we will accept. That will not be overruled. Let's go ahead and say hi to Zeke, who is a bit of a relationship expert. He listens to all the petty claims courts and gives us his honest opinion.

Good, bad, or otherwise. Zeke, you heard this case. What are you thinking right now? I think that homegirl's tripping. She should be happy that he ain't making her a peanut butter sandwich or a hot pocket for dinner. Second of all, she can't use her baby card that she was pregnant because I wonder who was cooking and cleaning for those nine months when she was pregnant. Obviously, it was Bill. She needed to settle down, relax, and clean with a smile and be happy.

Like, you know what? And he's still helping her clean, though. So, really, in all due reality, she's not really even doing nothing. So, she's really being petty. So, you know what, Bill? You too, man. You know, like, parts and pans. I know you're trying to be Chef Ramsay down here, but, you know, you can't be going on out for somebody who ain't really, like, going to appreciate it as much.

And remember, you've got to be the husband, not the butler, not the chef. You know what I'm saying? what i'm saying like you gotta be smart well said a lot of times you say know what i'm saying i don't know what you're saying this time i knew exactly what you were saying zeke well said uh well used once again that's zeke right there he said uh he said it well he said this guy he could be making her hot pockets of peanut butter sandwiches every night no mess there but also no love yeah i'm surprised but through no said though i vote for uh himalda yeah bill enjoys cooking but cleaning up is not fun and it takes a long time so he should at least try to limit the number of dishes that

he gets dirty, just to make the process a little smoother. He says he's doing 50% of the cleaning, 80% of the cooking. Mathematically, I don't know where that leaves us, but it seems like he's putting in his fair share. Before we read the verdict, 818 wanted to know, is this just dishes, or is it also

countertops and stove cleaning as well? Because that does take... Oh. Is it that? Countertop, countertop, stove, the floor, I sleep and mop after. Oh, whoa, you mop after? So it's like a crime scene, you're saying. It's just every surface has stuff on it?

Yep. Okay. It's all that mincing he's doing. All right. He's going to get to the verdict in a moment. Let's bring these husband and wife back on. You guys have a good marriage usually? Yeah, it's great. Still having sex and all that after all these years? Yeah.

Okay. Bill? I'm going to schedule it in. Oh, boy. That'll be next week. Who cleans up after that? Is that back to Bill again? He just makes a mess. He's an artist. i'm gonna give you the old gordon ramsay yeah all right let's get to it now it's time for the moment of truth ali's been tabulating votes the first 100 always determine who wins and who loses

you've heard the thoughts of many people listening to your case right now very relatable a lot of people say they're in a similar situation so here we go yeah and i did tabulate the votes i was surprised that this was so one-sided i thought that this would be a little bit more of an even split, but with 88% of the vote. Wow, 88. That's a big win, whoever this goes to. It is. This is a win for the man. Wow.

Bill, you have won Petty Claims Court. Congratulations. Bill, you have done it. Thank you so much for this victory. This is huge, and what this means now moving forward is you will be required to use twice as many dishes, pans, and utensils while cooking.

Oh, no. Twice as many. Some you can just pick up and throw on the ground. Yeah, you don't even need to use them. Just take them out. Sometimes just take stuff out of the cabinet and just leave it on the counter. That's probably not going to go well for your wife, and I'm sorry. But listen, you brought him to trial. You got the ultimate.

Usually you bring someone here when you know you've got the case in the bag. Yeah, why would you go to trial unless you think you're going to win? So sorry. I know, I thought so. You learned that the hard way. But bad news for you and good news for Bill. And congratulations. Big victory for you.

and hopefully your marriage can survive this petty claims court. All right, we'll give you the chili peppers because we must. It's a requirement here, legal on KROQ. And then we'll come back, do some takeaways, and wrap up the show next on KROQ. KROQ, we are a Klein Alley show. Hey, everybody. Great show today. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks for the enthusiasm. That means a lot coming from you, sir.

Thank you for that. We're going to do some takeaways. I didn't realize this. We never played the part two of the improv where Jake could not yes and Johnny. And we don't really have time to do it now, but because you've put up with us long enough, I'm just going to give this to you because I know some people listen to the show

on podcast form, so it doesn't really matter when it happened. Maybe we'll re-air it tomorrow, but this was the moment, Allie, where we were told, you're going to sit with one other person and you're just going to have a conversation where you react to what they say.

And we learned a lot about Jake in this interaction with Johnny. Just one mundane sentence and then the person reacts to that sentence. This was during our show's team-building improv class. We should force each other to do more team-building activities. I don't know if this sounds like we built anything at all. Listen to the reactions we got from Jake the Nerd here.

Whenever you're ready, just say one line of mundane, just stupid sentence. I heard it's going to rain tomorrow. I didn't hear that. So once again, Johnny says, I hear it's going to rain tomorrow. And Jake immediately just gets combative and goes, where the F did you hear that? I heard it's going to rain tomorrow. I didn't hear that yesterday when I was on my phone. Get off your phone, man.

There's nothing wrong with my phone. I like being on my phone. The weather is what's wrong on your phone. Damn, man. All right. So hold on. We've got to hear the improv coach. He has to jump in here in the middle of this and shut it down.

They said it was going to be really wet and rain. So I brought my jacket. It's July. Let's pause it. Dude You're pummeling this guy I mean It's just so great

Johnny's just trying to play by the rules Of the improv and Jake is just Attacking him I had a f***ing beanie on In July Jake can't get out of the scene man I mean Jake do you Listening back think that maybe you should have made some different choices

Nope not 100% Oh my god Wow. That was the best. I'll do it all over again. That was the best. This is what we're like off air, too. It's like wild that we couldn't even do it.

There's really no wrong way to do this activity, and yet they did it the wrong way. It's the wrong way. And then this guy even thought that they were like fighting each other. Yeah, listen to this. I'm not here to comment on personal. I'm not even a girl. Let's do one more of these. He's like, clearly you guys hate each other.

I'm not here to solve your personal problems. The next one we do is pretty good. Let's just not comment on each other. Jake, why don't you start us off? Just any line. Why don't you start us off for once? Any line of boring dialogue. Your phone sucks.

That's what Jake started with. I want to get lunch. Great. That sounds delicious. Great. Would you like to get pizza? Pizza's my favorite. Second favorite.

Oh, what's your... Okay, but I can't. He's even mad about this. Pizza's my favorite. Well, second favorite. He could argue with himself. Second favorite. It's July.

Jesus. Omar, how much are you missing out that you weren't there, huh? I wish I was there for sure. How are we all surprised that Jake had a complete meltdown the next day? I mean, this is clearly brewing. Yeah, this is why we believe something got stirred up in you during this improv, and then that's why you had that big meltdown on the air yesterday. We're convinced of it.

It was a trigger. Anyway, let's do takeaways from today's show and get the hell out of here. While we're still talking to each other. By the way, after the show today, in about a half an hour, the driving instructor arrives here at KROQ. So Allie will be hitting the open roads. And we're going to do a Showvertime podcast. And we have a show over time to drop on you today as well.

But it's really great. Today, Jake versus Allie on the Open Road Driving Test. We'll have results tomorrow morning. He'll call in, let us know who won, who lost, and who's got to go sit in the DMV this weekend. Oh. I know. Not this weekend. I think they have to do it Friday.

All day Friday after the show. Let's go to the airport. Well, cancel it. I can't cancel my trip. You better hope you don't lose to Jake. 818, Kevin Kline is always being bamboozled by statues. Goddamn statues. 2 and 3, the ShamWow is a mix of a shammy and a wow.

We learned that during Generation Wars. 424, my takeaway is, hi, you're always so clipboard-y. 562 is you got to prove that you've been thinking about Jake. 650, the Eaglets got Omar'd. Yeah, they sure did. 323, once AI can make a good jelly roll, we're all cooked. Let's see, a 909, my takeaway is beat feet. Beat feet.

You got to beat feet, baby. Let's bring back that phrase, popular boomer phrase that I think is ready for a return to glory. What's your takeaway from today's show, Postmaster Johnny? I'm a boner donor. All right. Well, I'm not very generous of you. Vanessa, good luck following that one. You got a takeaway?

Take that, Poo-ria. Take that, Poo-ria. Allie, do you have a takeaway? No, I don't. Okay, great. Jake, you have a takeaway? Yeah, you got to get crock pops. You got to get a crock pop.

Omar, takeaway? Vanessa's truly a chicken lady. Come here, chicken. Man, she proved that. 3-1-0 also had the takeaway that... I don't think I can read that one, actually. Let's clean it up for radio. Omar wants a big black D.

Oh, yeah, okay. I did not specify ethnicity. Yeah, he just said he would like to get a transplant. All right, we'll do it tomorrow. Try to do it better. If you need us in the meantime, we're around on the GOAT line, 844-956-GOAT.

We got a Showvertime podcast that we're going to go do down the hall, and we'll be dropping that on you in a few. And that's it. Okay, bye. Climbing Alley, it's just okay. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.