Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Gayest Show Quotes, Johnny Moves In and MORE

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:35 Let's cool you off. You deserve it. We got water parks all over Southern California. Nice water park situation going on here. We get you into one of them right now, every hour, all day, all week. And looking for you, call it 20 at 800-520-1067. Alley spent this past weekend in a water park. Vanessa got drunk at a water park.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Funner summer is underway. I think you know you're having a good summer when you spend half of it looking a little bit homeless in a towel on a bathing suit. Yeah, that's the look. That's called summer chic. Yeah. So, Allie and Vanessa inspired many. And now we will send you to either Wild Rivers, Not Soak City, or Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. I believe, are we giving them tickets to all of those, Vanessa?
Starting point is 00:01:19 That's correct. All three? It's going to be a wet summer. Well, hold on. I just want to clarify. I thought that we were picking one. They were going to get tickets to all of those different water parks? Correcto.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Wow. That's so cool. We are super generous. Someone definitely did not fill this form out correctly. But anyway, all right. So you get to go tickets, four-pack of tickets to Wild Rivers, Nantz Oak City, and Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. That just got way better.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Someone's so in trouble. You weren't going to call a moment ago. Now is a good time to call us. so we can go ahead and give you that good news on KROQ. This hour, we have lots and lots to still get into. It's been an eventful week already, and here we are still on a Monday, and we say good morning to Brenda in Glendale. Hey, Brenda.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Hi. How are you guys doing? Originally, I thought you were just getting four tickets, but I guess you're getting 12 because you're going to be going to three different water parks this summer, so congratulations. Thank you so much. I'm really hot. I need to go get wet.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Oh, I like that. And are you a pee in the pool? Hey, I'm talking to her about peeing in the pool. Allie's immediately going to suck all the hotness out of this conversation. Do you pee in the pool, Brenda? A lady never pees and tells. That's right. Oh, that's a yes.
Starting point is 00:02:32 A lady never pees and tells. Even more proof that Allie is not a lady who loves to pee and tell. It's her favorite thing. I didn't pee in the Wild Rivers Water Park. You're welcome. Thank you for not ruining one of the sponsors of the show. Great. Really appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:02:47 If you need us, we're here for the interaction. Congratulations to Brenda, who will spend most of her summer nice and cool in the water parks. You'll have another chance to come up in less than an hour with our good buddy Sluggo. And we have more stuff to get into after Lincoln Park Go Nowhere show continues next on KROQ. KROQ, we are a Klein Alley show. You can always reach us even when we're not around. There's a GOAT line for you, 844-956-GOAT. Hey, guys, podcast listener.
Starting point is 00:03:12 And I just realized one thing. I just remembered, like, maybe a week or two, maybe a few weeks ago, Well, Omar said that he turns off his shower while he soaps himself up to conserve water, you know, to save the planet. How is that not the gayest thing to ever say on a show? Come on, guys. Well, I don't know if that was pulled specifically. I also don't know if that happened in the month of June. Also, to clarify, I don't give a crap about the planet.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I just feel that I need to soap myself up without water around. Oh, so it's not even about saving money either? It's not, no. No, it's about the soap doing its job. And if the soap's getting washed off the second it hits your skin, it's probably not getting off the layer of filth. It's defeating the purpose. Right. No, you turn and you soap up the front of your body while the scalding hot water covers your back.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I do not enjoy that at all. And then you turn around, and while that gets off your front, then you soap the crap out of your back while your front is being scalding hot watered down. The month of pride has finally come to an end. Thank God. I think tomorrow's the last day. And so everything that's happened on this show. We have 17 more pride parades. There's still more pride.
Starting point is 00:04:13 I think there was one this past weekend. There's another one. It's crazy. And there's more in October. There's more in August. You think they have a hard time walking with all the gay sex going on. All these parades. They've got to keep on walking.
Starting point is 00:04:24 It's crazy. So we kept track of everything that was said this month on the show. And we have for you now the definitive list of the gayest things that were said. And I don't know if these are in any particular order, so I don't think it's going to be most to least. But here they are, Allie. These are the gayest comments that were made this entire month on the show. And because you are the only actual gay person on the show, you get to make the decision as to what was the gayest thing that was said. So here we go.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And once again, these are all very out of context. I don't know what necessarily why these things were said, but here we go. This is, I believe, number 10. I never heard it, but I like the suck my ass. Okay, interesting. Thank you. Johnny throwing in that one. Never heard it, but he likes the suck my ass.
Starting point is 00:05:10 This is number nine. I like the glitter. I don't know. So Omar's saying... Gay, but I think he could go gayer. Yeah. This was... I forget what this was,
Starting point is 00:05:22 but this was another comment that was made in the month of June on our show. Prying open a manhole in Queens and slipping into the sewer. It was from a newscaster. Talked about prying open a manhole in Queens and slipping in. A manhole in Queens.
Starting point is 00:05:35 I do like the location makes it extra gay. Number seven. Or is this some sort of a giant hoax and I'm not actually going to have sex with Tom Selleck later. Something I said about having sex with Tom Selleck. A giant hoax? Hoax. I think that's the word I was looking for.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Hoax. You know, like he's buff. A big hoax. Hoax. I think they're talking about... Hoax. That kind of made it gay. Hoax.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Okay. Number six. Here we go. The only issue that I currently have, and I'm dealing with it, and it sucks, because they're ruining my hibiscus plants, are white flies. Omar admitting that he has hibiscus plants. Combined with the lamest insect. Right now, the freaking white flies are winning, by the way.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I can't stand them. That could be another one. Omar, don't run away with this. Move on already. Number five now. Once again, these are the gayest things that were said on the show this month. I want to have this NBA player's baby. That's my plan.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Yeah, I like that one a lot. NBA player's baby. and you won't be able to walk. I forget what I was talking about. This is number four, I think. I got a jug of jizz. He sounds so happy about it. Johnny does sound happy.
Starting point is 00:06:50 It's like he just discovered that he has the jug. I got a jug of jizz. Oh, man, there's my jug. I thought I lost you. It's like the kids in the old Sunny D commercial when they finally found the Sunny D. Oh, jug of jizz. What's your mama?
Starting point is 00:07:02 Purple stuff? Mama's got a jug of jizz. She was so excited about it. Number three. Whoa, that is a giant dong. Okay, yeah. I don't know what that was in regards to, but it was something that was said. Number two was this one.
Starting point is 00:07:17 You're baking me horny. Oh. Oh, yeah, the you're owed. Oh. There was this. Someone said this. Yay. Who said it?
Starting point is 00:07:30 We'll never know. We'll never know. It's a mystery. And then there was, I think there was this one. But it's our wedding day. Oh, I like that one. I don't know what that was. I think that was music.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Can I hear that one again? But it's our wedding day. I think I was talking about a gay person upset. It's you and Omar's wedding day. And I think that's enough right there. I mean, there's more. Good nut didn't make it? Good nut.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Good nut. I mean, I think that's my favorite. That didn't make it. These were all things that were taken out of context. How did Jake not have anything with all his tantrums he had this month? I can't believe Jake didn't have anything on the list. I'm looking at it. You probably had some of these that weren't funny.
Starting point is 00:08:12 You didn't pull them, you think? I don't know. There's nothing else here. Vanessa, nothing from Pride? All those gay people you talked to at Pride? Mm-hmm. You're talking about Keisha's and stuff? That didn't make it?
Starting point is 00:08:21 Oh, here's another one. Sorry. This was recently added. You got to peel off the membrane. You got to make, well, I make, you know, a custom rub. Oh, yeah. Not peeling off the membrane with the rub. Allie, a lot of gay things were said this month on the show.
Starting point is 00:08:33 But all of them, you know, in honor of Pride, right? So which one of them do you feel... You sound so happy in Pride. Which one of these... Because of you and your stupid rights. Well, I mean, most of these I feel like... In my memory, there were so many gayer things that were said this month on the show. What about this one?
Starting point is 00:08:51 Wow, yeah. Actually, I was thinking of Dee again. Yeah, that's pretty gay, too. You know, I will say there are a lot of favorites here. Obviously, Omar having his hibiscus issue is one of my favorites. And you having an NBA player's baby is another favorite. But I think because of the delivery and the happiness that comes with the delivery. It's our wedding day.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Jug of jizz is my number one favorite. Hey, congratulations. Low-T Johnny gets the gayest saying this month on the show on Pride Month. Jug of jizz is the winner. I got a jug of jizz. Congrats. I love it because of the music behind it, too. Yeah, it's Johnny, congratulations
Starting point is 00:09:31 I got a jug of jizz You win, anything you'd like to say As you receive this honor Yeah, what do I win Another jug of jizz Secondary jug of jizz Is there anything Johnny, is there anything you'd like to say
Starting point is 00:09:46 As you receive this big honor right here I got a jug of jizz Nice That's all you want to say That's all I got, I don't know I mean, you're the gayest, you don't like it when you're called gay Can you do a little parade? Shout out to all my gays, theys, and the don't knows.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Y'all are a real inspiration. I'm proud of you. Keep being yourself. And there's people that love you everywhere. That's a pretty gay speech right there. Wow. I didn't realize that was going to be so impactful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:15 And as of all of the many stupid things that were said this month on the show, and all of the things that were taken out of context, I mean, Jake whittled down hundreds of things. It could have been yours was selected by Allie. The gay lady on the show has the gayest thing said. And you're not feeling proud about that? Are you done? Oh, he's drinking his jug of juice.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Ah, got it. You know, to celebrate, he also has already gone gay in a video that we did. Oh, I know. That's right. I can't wait to see that. That's great as well. That made him very uncomfortable, so I was surprised by the speech he just gave. On the flip side, though, Johnny is getting to experience one of the big, I think, probably one of the top five lifetime kind of moments you can have.
Starting point is 00:11:04 It's a milestone. It's a milestone for sure. I think it's... That's not it. It's a very painful milestone, but he hit it. He hit it hard. The moving in with your girlfriend, where the relationship goes from just casually banging to moving in with each other. It's a big milestone.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Oh, yeah. And then there are all the little things that might annoy you that you didn't know about. They're all going to start showing up. So we will get into that because there's some interesting stuff going on and some new rules that have been placed. A lot of times you're on about rules until you move in with each other. Then you realize, oh, no, now we got rules here. So we'll get into that after this quick break. Of course, we've got lots to get to after this.
Starting point is 00:11:44 The show continues. More Klein Alley Show next. It's K-Rock, Klein Alley Show. I guess we can probably all agree that the five major milestones that happen in any relationship are, in this order, usually sex, then moving in, then married, then divorce, then moving out. Those have got to be the five, right? Those have probably been five big ones. Is there a kid in there somewhere?
Starting point is 00:12:04 Oh, yeah. I mean, the kid, I guess, would be in there somewhere. I would assume, like, exclusivity is one of the steps. Well, oh, you have that conversation. about, like, hey, are we just, you know, is this, like, a casual thing, or are we, like, exclusive, that sort of thing? All right, let me cross out, then. First fight.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I don't want you to say I love you. First fight? Yeah, first I love you. First I love you? That's a milestone, you think? Yeah. In the relationship? Of course.
Starting point is 00:12:27 The first time you say I love you. What if you're just saying it for the sex? Well, I think most people do that, but... You can't say that. That's so, like, insincere. Do you tell your girlfriend you love her yet, Johnny? My guy. I've been with her for, like, almost, like, three years now.
Starting point is 00:12:42 So, no? Yeah. What do you love more, your girlfriend or a jug of jizz? A jug of jizz, 100%. Thanks for that clip as well. So, we would agree then, sex is the first time you have sex. Yeah, that's the big one. That's the big one.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Moving in? I think sex, then exclusive, then moving in. Exclusive. Now, we're exclusive. Now, we're moving in. Then engaged. Oh, I didn't think about engaged. Right, engaged.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Then married. Married. Then breakup. Then breakup. Then move out. And the move out is a big one, too. Yeah, because then also you're fighting over all the things you've accumulated throughout your relationship. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:13:23 No kids? No, we already talked about that. It's too complicated. You can take them or leave them. Not everyone does that. Just take them or leave them. Interesting. So the point is Johnny has now just achieved one of these things, which is the moving in.
Starting point is 00:13:35 And if you remember, the last time we had someone on the show that moved in with their significant other, it was when Jake was getting rid of his bachelor pad. And we threw a bachelor pad. His bachelor pad. Did we ever attend? No, none of us went to it. It was our idea, and none of us went to it. But it was so dead.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Hold on, Omar, did you go to it or no? I did not. No, also he did not. Who went? Did anyone from the show go to your bachelor paddy? No! The shed was so small Wasn't it just like a flight suit
Starting point is 00:14:06 This was before the shed This was the apartment This is the place where he lived in it For a really long time And when he took the frames off the walls They were like That was dirty as hell That had the candle marks all over the walls
Starting point is 00:14:22 It was filthy Nasty bitch Johnny you went to his bachelor party Yeah well I didn't go to the party but, like, I went to go pick up CDs from his house once. So no one went to your party. Who was at your party? Just, like, a couple of friends.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And that was a big moment for Jake because he was getting rid of his bachelor pad to move in with his girlfriend. Now, little did we know that that would be the beginning of the end of that relationship. The day he moved in with her... The party was over. It was game over.
Starting point is 00:14:53 But that was a different thing than what Johnny's doing because you moved in to her place. So she already had ownership, and I believe she was the owner of the place. She was the owner of the place, but she had just moved back into her house, too. She had kicked out her tenant. But Johnny and his girlfriend, they went and found a place together. A neutral place. A neutral place.
Starting point is 00:15:11 No memories, no. So you guys went on the hunt together, and this weekend, I think you officially live there with her now, Johnny, right? Yep, all moved in. You slept there? Is that why you came into work an hour late today? I actually forgot my pants. I was here early, and I walked in.
Starting point is 00:15:28 What the hell? You came here not wearing pants? I came here wearing my pajama shorts, and then as soon as I walked through the door, I was like, ah, damn. So I had to drive all the way home to go get him and come back. You know, this is radio.
Starting point is 00:15:41 No one cares what you're wearing. Yeah, but I had to go do a shoot. We're filming something for a commercial that Vanessa and I are shooting after work, so I needed pants today. Oh, today's the day you got to go to that college? We have to go to the college. Oh, you should have worn your pajama pants.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Pants-less college. That's the greatest thing ever. No one can relate with that more than a college kid. You can get a degree without pants. I should have, man, but it was a day I needed pants. Today, I needed pants. So, Johnny, is everything still great? Because you move in together, and sometimes you go, this is great, we're happy.
Starting point is 00:16:13 It's usually when the relationship's in its best possible place. But there's also a lot of decisions you have to make together. Right. A lot of where does this chair go? What kind of, you know, where are your clothes going versus my clothes? Who gets the most space? like are you equal in closet space yeah i actually also just surrendered the whole closet to her because i was kind of like you know you do fashion like that's your like actual job and stuff like
Starting point is 00:16:35 you take over the closets and whatever i'll have this tiny little closet in the living room like it's fine i only have like five shirts johnny fast forward 10 years look at klein's life you're in a bad suit that's what i that's what i right where i was where you are and i was like hey i don't want to i don't want to start any trouble you got more clothes than me you take the closet we'll figure this out too quickly yeah i gave up too quickly man and you realize whatever you give up now you're still going to lose more of down the line so you gotta you gotta fight for that closet oh i got the living room i got the tv and everything please you don't have it you don't have it for long pal enjoy it while you can did you get to make any style decisions or decorating
Starting point is 00:17:08 decisions um no well i get to like hang my records and like i get to hang my records this is listen to him yeah this is how men talk when they're being it's really sad she's letting me hang up my records where are you gonna where do you get to hang them on the inside of the closet or somewhere where people can see them. No, in the outside, in the living room, like putting up all my signed posters and the records and whatnots. You know? The good stuff. Before they draw the curtain over it.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Yeah. And you have no... In the bedroom, she has complete say over what that looks like? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I didn't really care about the bedroom. Right. Be careful not caring. Yeah, if you don't care... Then she's going to be used to making all the decisions.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Yeah, the only decision she made really was just like where we got the furniture and stuff. Yeah, Johnny said he was going to spend all weekend building furniture. I said, oh, you're going to Ikea? He goes, no, man, she won't allow it. I go, what? She won't allow it? She wouldn't allow the Ikea furniture.
Starting point is 00:18:03 This is where the rules start all of a sudden. It's this fun little. It sounds like she wants more unique items. She wants. Not just things that you can get anywhere. But I'm just saying, Johnny, cautionary tale, dude. I'm like the ghost of your future. I look at your life, though, and I'm like, Klein lives a good life, though.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Dude, I'm saying, though, you think it's fun for me to go home when I had to live out of pantries in my kitchen because my wife took all the closet space and I had my shoes in the kitchen. Yeah, but I think of it, I'm like, well, you got to go home to a family and a nice house with a dog. It's overrated, bro, overrated.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Cancel out get to from that sentence. Yeah, legally have to, all right? Let's go ahead and change the wording. So we've got one question now for this edition of Johnny Doesn't Know and it has to do with something that he probably wouldn't know what it was, but maybe now that he lives with a woman,
Starting point is 00:18:50 maybe he would know. If you'd like to play, you can call us at 805-201-067. It's a lightning edition round of Johnny Doesn't Know. Now that he's moving in with his girlfriend, one of those big milestone moments. If you'd like to play, call now and battle Johnny's brain next. This man, by the way, forgot his pants today when he came to work. He's employed. Think about that for just a second.
Starting point is 00:19:12 And he's about to be doing a commercial for a college. So think about that as well. It's K-Rock with Klein Alley Show. It's K-Rock with Klein Alley Show. One question, one question only. Will Johnny know or not know the answer to this question? He's never been accused of being a genius on the show until he was drinking.
Starting point is 00:19:28 When he started drinking, then he got smart for a little bit, but then it all fell apart for Johnny. So this is something that I would imagine Johnny wouldn't know, but now that he's living with his girlfriend and they're in the process of putting furniture in their apartment, perhaps he will. It's time for Johnny Doesn't Know. Johnny doesn't know.
Starting point is 00:19:42 And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in bad for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jell-O. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes...
Starting point is 00:19:55 Sarah, good morning. Welcome to KROQ. I know that we were having a conversation in the back office recently where someone brought up an ottoman, and Johnny got all perplexed as to what an ottoman was. You know now... That's not your question, Johnny, but you know what that is now, right? Yeah. What is an ottoman?
Starting point is 00:20:12 An ottoman... Remember there's a microphone in the studio? The ottoman is the leg rest. Right. So he learned that. That took some time, but that's not his question today. But, Sarah, that should give you an indication as to what you should guess as we give you one question. And Allie's going to give it to you, Johnny.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And once again, this is just a question. I'm giving him the question. Oh, I've got it. We talked about it off the air. I thought you wanted to ask it. Oh. Okay. If it's one thing and if Johnny knows what it is, yes or no?
Starting point is 00:20:39 This is something that you may be adding to your apartment. Who knows? Johnny, what is an armoire? Will Johnny know this, yes or no, Sarah? No. You say no? No. Okay, strong no.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Didn't even think about it. Johnny, the question is, what is an armoire? Allie asked it. Do you know what it is? Sarah says you will not know. Armoire. Armoire. Armoire.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Armoire. You heard that before? Never. Oh, you've never heard that term before? It's like Swedish, huh? It's got to be from Sweden. Sweden? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Sweden, Swedish. Definitely from Sweden. Wherever they're from. The land of the Swede. Iceland. Armoire? Kind of, I kind of think like armrest, but maybe it's like Swedish. Well, Ottoman is a legrest, so yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Ottoman is a legrest, like you automatically put your legs up. It's armoire. Armoire is kind of like armrest, or chair with an armrest. It's a table for armwrestling, clearly. Yeah, like you put it up when you sit down in the chair, you got to like wrestle with the person next to you to get the armrest. So it's like armoire. So I think maybe that's where they're going with it, I think. That's where they're going with it?
Starting point is 00:21:51 Who's that? The Swedelanders? The Swedelands, whoever put the charity on. They do always look like they have very rested arms in Sweden. Yeah, that's because they fought for it. That's why. So you believe that, like, the ottoman is something that you would rest your feet on. You would have an armoire to rest your arms on?
Starting point is 00:22:05 Is that what you're suggesting? Yeah, it's either that or, like, a coat rack or something like that, I think. Okay. Sarah, you thought Johnny wouldn't know armoire. Good for you. He was nowhere near what it actually is. Congratulations. You win something at KROQ.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Johnny, is that really your best guess? You've never heard of armoire? No. I'm like, is it an armrest for a couch? Is it a couch part? Yeah. It's a couch part. It's a couch part.
Starting point is 00:22:31 An armoire is like a wardrobe. Think about one of the things that came to life during Beauty and the Beast when she gets to the room and that big wardrobe that opens. Starts talking to her. Starts talking to her. It's like a portable closet. I've never seen Beauty and the Beast. Oh, well, it's a chest of drawers, so there's drawers,
Starting point is 00:22:49 and there's also a little area where you can hang things, hang clothes. So it's like kind of a closet mixed with a... But it has to be brown? No one said that. Oh. It doesn't have to be brown. No, but an armoire is a wardrobe. It's a chest of drawers, and that also includes a place where you can...
Starting point is 00:23:07 I don't know what a wardrobe is either. Okay, all right. I'll just show you a picture. Should I have fun? It's the same as some time. Johnny doesn't know what a wardrobe is either. Okay. Oh, I have that.
Starting point is 00:23:16 That's in my bedroom. There you go. That's an armor, buddy. Yeah, mine's white, though, and it's connected to the wall. Oh, there you have it. The color doesn't matter. It's irrelevant to the conversation. But you see, you got some space to hang.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Yeah, I got one of those. Yeah. What are some things you could put in there, Johnny? Well, my T-shirts and my pants, if I don't forget them next time. Any particular jugs you can put in there as well? 12 jugs of jizz will be there. That's right. That's a good armoire right there.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Hey, I'm Armoire Chubb, and I need something that can hold 12 jugs of jigs. Exactly. Wrap up the show. Do some takeaways next. K-Rock. Do some takeaways
Starting point is 00:23:46 from today's show, then we'll get the hell out of here. Remember, Sluggo's got more of those tickets for you to go to every water park in Southern California coming up again
Starting point is 00:23:52 in about 15 minutes, all day long. Get you into all the water parks all week long. Tomorrow, got a bunch of other stuff planned for you, including another round
Starting point is 00:23:59 of gunshot or firework. More tickets for you to go to Monster Jam and everything else you joey chestnut world's number one ranked competitive eater for joining us today if you missed it check out that in the podcast or on youtube guy is um fascinating a fascinating individual i can't ally we talked to him i don't even know 25 50 times maybe and yet every time i feel like there's something new learn something new about that man who is just a mountain of meat
Starting point is 00:24:26 disguised as a man joey jaws chestnut is it too late for me to get one more comment yeah i think I mean, that's going to win there. I could win the month. I just snuck in one last-minute win. All right, takeaways from today. That guy's a specimen of meat. Takeaways. Yay.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Takeaways from today's show, and then we'll get the hell out of here. What do we got? 310, my takeaway is nothing hugs you tighter than a Benadryl. Strong takeaway. 818, Allie loves hearing what her unborn baby has to say. Oh, he's got something else to say. No. I'm glad you brought him up.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Can you put the microphone to your womb so we can... No, we don't have to do that whole formality. I'll crank up the microphone. I'll crank it up. Omar, if you turn it up loud enough, we could probably hear him. Here we go. Here we go. He's not going to play along.
Starting point is 00:25:08 We're listening. Go ahead, unborn baby. I keep hearing this annoying tapping sound. God, I hope my mommy isn't a tap dancer. Oh, bad news, kids. Bad news for you. Take your blood. Back in.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Tuesday nights at 730. One of your mommies is a tapper. 818, my takeaway is you don't need personality when you're hung like an aspirin. 909. Watch out, ginger walking. Ginger walking. If you see a red-haired guy on fire walking between here and his house later, please give him a ride or throw in some SPF.
Starting point is 00:25:41 That's Justin. 909, before you order a pig, make sure you have more than four burners. 661, a lady never pees and tells. And 213, my takeaway is those Swedelanders have some strong arms. Yeah, we learned all that stuff on today's show. Educational program for sure, which explains why we're a nonprofit. What's your takeaway there, Vanessa? Mine was taken, but look out for Ginger Justin and his rainbow umbrella.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Oh, he's got one of them rainbow umbrella hats. That's what we've got to get him, a scooter and a rainbow umbrella hat. I think someone already sent us the link that they have sent the rainbow umbrella hat our way. Cool. I also just realized I have a Power Wheels. Oh, even better. That would be cool. You'd probably have to stop every couple of miles to charge up, but whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:21 It'll work. What's your takeaway, Johnny? Jake has a sharing problem. All right. Jake doesn't like to share. Jake, takeaway? Yeah, you got to get them growlers out. Yeah, that was Joey's tip for how he wins these contests, gets those morning growlers out of his system.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Allie, takeaway? My takeaway is going home to your family is overrated. That's right. And legally required. We quote, get to. What is your takeaway, DJ Omar Khan? You can't throw up, but you can wear a diaper. You can wear a diaper.
Starting point is 00:26:51 That's one of the many rules of competitive eating that we didn't know about, but man, we learned a lot on today's show. All right, we'll do it again tomorrow. Try to do it better. If you need us in the meantime, Goat Line's there for you now. 844-956-GOAT. Thanks for following along, downloading the podcast, checking us out on YouTube, and all things Klein Alley Show. All right, goodbye. Klein and Alley, it's just okay.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Do-do-do. Klein and Alley, it's just okay. Wow. Klein and Alley, it's just okay. Just, just, just, just okay. Do-do-do. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

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