Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Getting the Flu Shot, Dealing with a Family Tragedy and MORE
Episode Date: September 18, 2026...
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Good morning.
Thank God it's Friday.
Welcome to your weekend.
We are a client-only show.
It is after 10 o'clock, but here we are still together again.
Huh?
Look at that.
There's a little tech problems, but it's okay.
Soak it in.
I don't understand.
Justin, the engineer, was in here yesterday.
He told me I'm crazy.
I think he's sabotaging you.
I fixed everything.
It should work great, but my mic is still all messed up.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crackling, snap, crackle, pop.
I've got some loose wirings going on.
And I've done, all I know how to do with anything is unplug and replug.
This is all I do.
And you did that yesterday.
I did it.
That's what I'm good at.
I did it with my car.
I fixed it, so.
You did?
Yeah.
You unplugged it?
That's solved.
There's a little thing I unplugged near the battery, and I put it back in and reset the hybrid thing.
Cool.
Yeah, that really does solve most problems.
I mean, sometimes you've got to do the hard reboot.
Sometimes you've just got to turn on, turn off.
Sometimes turn off.
let's sit for a minute and turn on.
If it's anything outside of that,
I'm not good at it.
Do you blow air into it?
That's the only other thing I can do as well.
Like the old school Nintendo cartridge fix
where you just blow into it.
What else you can do that works
every once in a while is ignore.
If you ignore long enough,
sometimes the problem will just go away.
But I think I could open up a place
like one of those Dr. Fix-It places
that fixes your iPhone screens
when you crack them.
And I could just, like, my only level of expertise would be,
I would expect enough old people would come in, hopefully, with problems,
and all I would have to do would be turn on, turn off,
and then charge them $100 and give it back to them.
Right.
And then they would think, and I'd wear a lab coat,
so they would assume I was, like, you know, knew what I was doing.
I mean, that's probably half of what the Geek Squad does is just restart things.
Right.
It's a lot of restarts.
And I get it.
We're dumb, and we don't have confidence in ourselves,
and electronics seem confusing,
and none of us paid for the extended warranty.
So, you know, that's, but, I mean,
to think about how many problems could be fixed.
This particular one, with whatever's going on with the mic wires, I did the best I could do.
But Justin, the engineer, he is more skilled than we are.
Well, yeah, he's the engineer.
He's supposed to know the inner workings of all this equipment.
He came in and did the whole unplug, replug thing.
I said, don't worry, man.
I've done unplug, replug.
You're talking to Mr. Unplug, Replug.
I've already done the unplug, replug.
You're supposed to know better things than that.
Yeah, I actually had a problem with my phone last night.
And once I turned it off and turned it back on again, the problem stayed.
I just put my phone down.
And I was like, I've got nothing.
It's not solvable.
Just wait for the new phones to come out any day now.
So anyway, we are here.
It is a collection of technical issues on a daily basis.
But thanks for putting up with all of that.
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Tendi-fest in the studio today.
Man, it really has been.
Tendi's all over the place.
And Vanessa's back at it.
I saw her dig it in.
She said she was quitting at three, but I saw her going back.
Did you go back, Vanessa?
She put on her little kid shoes, and she sprinted over there for another Tendi.
That's what you would like me to do.
I'm actually extremely full of stuff.
Yeah, all right.
And I'm wearing regular size shoes right now.
Okay.
It's my running shoes, Dars.
I know.
Now you got a marathoner on the text line that wants to take you on the marathons with him.
I don't know if you saw that, but a lot of tempting offers.
She's trying to give me advice, and I'm like, look, I'm not a racer.
I'm just a runner.
I'm not going to commit to a race.
Yeah, but Omar wasn't a runner either, really.
You weren't either.
No, I'm not a runner.
I hate this trend that's happening around here, by the way.
That's what I'm saying.
I just want to run for funds.
Yeah, she doesn't need a medal, Ali.
She doesn't need that validation like you do that shows you did it.
I know you're just trying to do a better picture than that one that haunts you from behind you.
That's really what I'm chasing.
But Omar, I mean, I was devastated when I heard Omar was jumping in on it, too.
It was a one and done, though.
I told you about that.
It's BS, dude, all the training and stuff.
Yeah, but you got kind of into it when you did the 5K, when we did the OC5.
Into it?
I didn't get into it.
Yeah, you were like, what was my time?
You were all proud of your time.
Because I ran it blindfolded, and I was carried by another listener pretty much through the
whole course.
Yeah, but you can kind of get on board with what's addicting about it.
No.
People talk about, oh, you get runner's high.
I say, you know what's better than that?
Real high, with weed.
Yeah, boy.
You don't need to run for that at all.
Yeah, boy.
I got high plenty of times without leaving my couch.
So, but if you're into it, good for you, I guess, right?
I don't want to yuck anyone's yum around here, but okay, if that's what you're into.
That's a fat thing to say.
Paying to run is ridiculous.
It does seem stupid.
I mean, people paid money to go run.
Dude, people spend a lot, too.
I know.
And if you, like, some of these races are like 100 bucks each.
Stupid.
And you like to be around other like-minded people that are doing it.
Well, you just want to accomplish something.
The times I've done it, I haven't talked to anybody.
I'm running.
It's not like I'm like, hi, how many races have you done?
I'm just doing my own thing.
I've got my AirPods in.
Yeah, but I'm sure you hold your medal.
You put your whole thumb up in the sky.
Like, look at me.
What?
No, why have I done that?
When you get a medal, you don't do the picture where you give a thumbs up and you hold your medal.
You bite it like it's made of chocolate.
You don't do that?
No, I do this hand signal.
Where's that?
Oh, God.
That's way worse.
That is offensive.
This is Adonis.
It's hard to take a selfie this way.
We are Klein Alley Show.
Do the deaf noise.
Hate to tolerate.
That's usually the life cycle of the show.
and someone that used to hate Omar
has now come around on Omar.
Normally, I'm not a fan of Omar,
but during the Old People's Secrets,
I was laughing and crying
while driving on the freeway,
and I almost missed my exit.
I had to get my son to call it.
So that was amazing.
I mean, the freaking audio drives were perfect.
They were just amazing,
and nonstop laughter.
Love you guys.
Keep up the work.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
Bye.
The guy completely turned around his whole tune on Omar because Omar was able to, using audio, make me have sex with an old lady.
And it brought that man so much joy, he almost caused an accident on the freeway.
Sometimes it just takes one sex session with an old lady to come around.
Does this sound a lot?
That's Omar's favorite sound of mine, I believe.
Hey, let me ask you.
Are you guys flu shot people or no?
You skipped the flu shot.
You are.
Well, they tell me to get it and then I just listen.
Really?
And they push it on me.
They pushed it on me.
Actually, I had an ultrasound a couple days ago and they were pushing it.
They are officially now in pushing season.
I went into CVS the other day, and they said, are you here for your flu shot?
And I said, no, I'm here for candy.
Why would I want to be here for a flu shot?
It's the opposite of what I wanted, which was candy.
And then they're like, well, while you're here, would you like a flu shot?
Yep.
Do you do your flu shots?
I don't know.
I feel like some years I feel like I get it, and other years I don't,
but I wasn't prepared mentally to get a flu shot at that moment.
What mental preparation?
Prepared mentally?
What kind of bitch are you?
Oh, he's buying candies, a little bitch.
Yeah, I wanted to eat some candy.
I went there for candy and a soda.
Excuse me, I have to get the flu shot bite set where I get another lollipop.
Which person's going in there for, you know, you go to CVS for a billion different reasons.
Oh, I love how convenient it is.
They're like, while you're here, boop, and move on.
You like that they put you in that fake little voting booth that's like one curtain that gives you a tiny little bit of...
I feel exclusive.
It's the saddest little setup they have there.
Everyone's just sitting around waiting for their prescriptions, and they put you behind this one little half a washcloth.
No, wait, those do nothing.
Like, just don't do that.
Why do they have that thing?
It just can be open.
It's okay.
Yeah, right.
What is the...
What are you hiding?
Right.
No one's getting a flu shot on their ass or something.
They're hiding Klein crying because he's afraid of needles.
I didn't...
I wasn't prepared.
I just...
And then the person's like, yeah...
Can you ask for that breathable one?
The one that you could just inhale or whatever?
They have that?
Or the nasal one, I think.
That's a thing?
Oh, yeah.
My kids get it.
Oh, the nasal one.
That'll be right up your alley.
Start it right up.
It takes so many.
There goes our entire supply of flu shots this year.
Oh, no, Klein's here at CVS.
Run!
I hope he's not here.
They say the opposite.
I hope he's not here for the flu, Stinghill.
So, Omar, you do every year, too?
I do, yeah.
Every year?
Well, because the first year I did it, it was, I had a bad, not a bad reaction, but
like, it made me feel like I had a cold and all that crap.
But if you keep doing it every year, you don't feel that way.
Yeah, but aren't there some years where they go, and I don't know how they know this, but
They're like, this year is going to be a bad flu season.
They say that.
It's like every year they say it's going to be a record travel weekend and Labor Day weekend.
They say that every single year.
But I thought some years they also say the flu vaccine this year is not that effective.
And then some years are like, it's very effective.
Well, I don't think they know.
It's a guess every year.
Because it's a cocktail.
In 2024, it definitely wasn't like as effective because I got sick immediately right after
Christmas and I like regret it so much.
But you know, my wife is a non-flu shotter.
Right.
And every year she gets something weird and I don't get it.
And I'm happy that I got the flu shot.
And she refuses to get the shot.
She just doesn't want to make the effort.
She doesn't want to go in.
She doesn't have to.
Well, that's the thing.
For me, it's convenience.
If I'm there, if I'm at a doctor's and they're like, hey, you want it?
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Shock her.
Shock her with you.
It's convenience, Jake.
Of course.
The man will not speak in perfect.
He looks in his drawer.
Is there a flu shot?
No.
All right, forget it.
So I couldn't possibly get a flu shot.
So, Jake, you will get it if it is super convenient, but you don't make a point to get it.
I don't make a point to get it, no.
And Vanessa, you do it?
Last year, I made a point to get it.
This year, I already got sick, so I feel like I already got the flu shot.
Interesting.
Everyone's got their own theory on it.
I already got sick.
I thought the flu shot was to prevent the flu.
You didn't have the flu.
You had sniffles for a few days.
I had the flu.
Vanessa, you're the one who is always passing things to us.
So what you're saying is I should get the flu shot?
Yes.
Okay, I'll get it.
The biggest spreader of germs on the planet is bounce houses.
and you are on more bounce houses than anyone.
And then she's like, it's because of your kids.
And we're like, our kids are healthy.
Our kids are you.
Okay, and then my second blamer is the AC and the heat.
Right.
Okay, once again, don't think that's pride to fluidize.
No, yeah, yeah.
So clearly.
I arrest my case.
I know there's a lot of medical professionals
that listen to this show
and say that we are a danger to society.
So what, why'd you bring this up?
Is your arm sore?
No, no, I didn't do it.
I told you.
Oh, you said no?
No, I didn't do it.
No.
Why?
Did your kids get the flu shot?
Yeah, they got theirs.
You got to do it, man.
Yeah, I'll wait around a little bit.
I'll wait and see what the research shows.
You'll wait until it's too late?
I'm going to wait until it's too late, yeah.
That's nice.
So you can pass it around to everybody.
If I start to feel like I'm getting the flu, I'll run out and give myself the jab.
Then I'll get an IV.
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Richard, you've been on hold for a bit.
What's up?
Hey, just a little comment on the shots.
I mean, anti-dense shots, either it's for COVID, all the booster shots, even the ones in children.
You know, a lot of them, in my theory, what I've been hearing is they're getting, you know, ADD.
My nephew was talking fine, and after three years, he started getting all the shots, and now he doesn't talk anymore.
It could be a coincidence.
And the people that have the COVID shot, you know, it gets rid of some of their blood cells, and it's harder to fight.
A lot of people have lost their lives from the ouchie-couchie, in my opinion.
Right.
Well, we're not medical experts around here at all.
I just know that I don't like the sharp needle.
That's what bothers me.
That's what bothers me.
I know what you're talking about is different stuff, but I'm more concerned about the needle.
You understand?
No, I think he's more of the conspiracy theorist when it comes to what shots are killing our brain cells and things like that.
But if the shot doesn't kill your brain cells, this show sure will.
Oh, yeah.
We say hi to Johan.
Johan, what can we do for you?
Good morning.
hey klein alley love the show been a long time loyal listener um thank you and i'm the
brother of eliana marino the fallen journalist fallen aerial journalist um that just passed a
few days ago and uh wait a minute oh my god i heard you're her brother go ahead yeah i'm uh
eliana i'm still on marino eliana's brother yes so you obviously have had a horrible week
You lost your sister a few days ago.
This is the biggest story that's happening in Southern California this week.
Yeah, it's been an unthinkable thing, you know, that has happened in all of our lives.
And this has clearly been the worst week of my whole family's lives, just dealing with this sudden tragedy and the loss of life that happened, you know, during this crash.
And yeah, it's been absolutely just rough and we're completely devastated.
Man, I, uh, well, first of all, um, terribly much better than talking to the anti-vaxxer.
Terribly sorry for your loss, uh, for starters on a, on a very human level, because I think
that, uh, it's interesting, you know, a lot of people are obviously talking about the
story and I think that it's a very few people that are, uh, as you know, we're all talking
about it as just regular viewers that are devastated to look at the footage and hear
about what happened.
But for you guys going through it, I can only imagine what you're saying.
It is probably the hardest week for your family.
And I'm real sorry.
I'm sorry to meet you under these circumstances.
I'm glad that I didn't realize you listened to the show.
And hopefully you heard.
We tried to give your sister a proper tribute yesterday with the help of Stu Mundell, another one of the aerial reporters for Fox.
Yeah, it was a very beautiful segment, and thank you for that.
You know, Stu was a very good friend of Eliana's.
She really looked up to him.
And, you know, we all looked up to, you know, these reporters as children as well.
You know, we grew up in Orange County in Tustin.
And growing up, instead of watching cartoons, my sister and I would watch the news.
And we wouldn't just watch, you know, NBC News.
We'd watch KTLA.
We'd watch Fox.
And, you know, when she got into journalism, she became really close friends with a lot of those people that we grew up watching.
And so to see this happen is just insane.
And I also want to mention, you know, yesterday I did go out to lift some weights, you know, just to kind of clear my head.
And I have K-Rock on and I heard Johnny not know what a CPA is.
And it brought a lot of levity to my day.
So I really appreciate this show and, you know, how you guys kind of turned my day around yesterday, at least for, you know, a few minutes.
So I appreciate it.
You know, I'm so glad that Johnny's dumbness could bring you just a little bit of happiness or at least a smile on your face during one of the most tragic weeks.
Do you mind me asking how? Because when this happened, you know, the chopper had gone up because it was covering this accident, obviously breaking news and a tragic accident.
And then this crash happens and the news is breaking in real time during this live news feed.
Is that how you found out this happened as well?
I'm just curious how the family experience was.
Yeah, so the way that I found out was a little bit different
because I had actually been living in New York for the past two years.
And so I was in New York City on Tuesday, just, you know, normal day.
I come back from the gym, and I get a call from my brother.
And he basically tells me, you know, hey, Ollana's helicopter went down,
and they told us that there might be a possibility
that one of the two people in the helicopter survived, right?
And so we kind of lived on this hope that, hey, maybe she made it, right?
And, you know, immediately I called my sister, I called my family.
We're just all on the phone together, and we're reaching out to everyone we can,
and we don't hear from any of the authorities.
We don't hear from, you know, anyone at the network.
as far as whether she was dead or whether there was a chance that she could still live.
And, you know, I'm up at 2 a.m. in New York, and the way that I found out is, you know,
it's the headline news at 11 o'clock news on NBC that she had passed.
So that's how I learned.
And, you know, the other thing I would say is it's one thing to deal with the loss of your sister,
but it's another thing for it to just inundate every one of your feeds.
Absolutely.
And just to see the video over and over again of how your sister passed,
It's just, you can't even think about that happening.
You know what I mean?
So it's just been really rough, you know, not just for me, but the whole family.
And, you know, especially with AI, now you see all these AI-generated videos of my sister after her death.
And, you know, it's just very freaky, you know?
So, yeah.
Yoann, first of all, thanks for calling us, man.
And I'm glad you heard at least some of the things that were said yesterday on the show.
I sadly never had a chance to meet your sister.
obviously saw her work on NBC for years
and
just being here in Southern California
and I think that
for a few reasons, I think because
of how Kobe passed as well, there's
something that creeps us all out about just
Chopper. There's just something that ties
us all together in a tragic sort of weird
way and
so I don't have any words to say
other than the fact I'm glad that we brought you
a little bit of levity. People tell us that about the
show. I think that we're in here just killing time every
day. And I know it's not going to bring your sister back. Do you remember the last conversation
you guys had? Did you speak to her frequently? Yeah, I would check in with her frequently. I
mean, my last memory. So I've been, you know, like I said, I've been living in New York now
for two years and I was out here for three months earlier this year. And we got to spend a lot of
time together. You know, she had an electric golf cart. She liked to race around her neighborhood
in Mission Viejo, and, you know, we got dinner,
and it was just a really good time.
The last thing I kind of texted her about was
I was actually looking at condos, buying a condo.
I don't know if you know this about my sister,
but my sister bought a home, like, right out of college.
I mean, she was always prepared.
She had a plan.
She was a planner.
She, you know, was just the best at everything,
you know, you could think of,
and always challenged herself to do better
better in every area that she could do you know whether it was in her personal life or her
professional life and um you know i know a lot of people admire her work professionally but i would
say like as a person knowing her person to person it just you can't find a better person out there
you know who's supportive and you know anytime you would call her or text her she would just
get back to you right away that was the way she was as a human being and you know it's just sad
that I'm not going to get those texts back
anymore, you know? It's really tragic.
I did see the statement that I think your
family had put out, and it said
that the one bit of
I guess
solace in all of this is that she
did pass doing the thing that she loved
doing, the thing that brought her passion, the thing that gave
her drive, and not that
anyone ever wants to go out that way,
but at least she was really doing the thing that
she said she would do from a young age and was
kind of fulfilling her dream. There's something
strangely poetic about that, and
I am terribly sorry. I wish we just
had Johnny here looking like an idiot. It probably would have been
an much more fun phone call for you. We can get him back in here to look
like an idiot if it'll make you feel better, Johan.
Yes. Johan, thanks, man.
Sorry about everything, but I'm glad
I was able to... Thanks, man. What the hell is this, Johnny?
He's saying,
I'm glad... I just lost my sister, Johnny.
Come on. Jesus.
Jesus, Johnny.
What's wrong with you?
I love you, Johnny. I love you.
Vanessa.
Love you guys.
Ali Klein. I mean, I've been listening
to some Strikers on, so
really appreciate
the community that K-Rock is.
I also just want to say to
everyone that has reached out, whether I know you or
not, I mean, I've been getting thousands of messages
and same with the rest of my family.
We truly appreciate
everyone reaching out
and telling us about how much you love
Deliana. It has really
made this process just a little bit easier
to see all the stories, you know, and
And so we really appreciate all the outpouring of love and support that the Los Angeles and global communities have given us.
So we truly appreciate it.
And thank you for giving me the time on this show as well.
Absolutely.
If there's anything we can do for you, either in the immediate future or down the line, consider us at your disposal.
We have chicken tendies here if you want to take it.
If not, Jake's going to steal it all.
So you can come in here and grab that.
And seriously, thoughts with your entire family.
Yeah, we appreciate you.
And thank you for calling us to share that with us, man.
It means a lot.
We share a lot of our lives.
It's always nice to hear from listeners as well going through stuff,
regardless if it is as globally newsworthy as what you're going through right now.
But thanks, Johan.
Nice to meet you, man.
Yeah, thanks, Klein.
Thanks, Alex.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.
I did lots of prayers, and I know that doesn't seem to do much these days.
Chicken will.
But chicken will.
Chicken will.
Well said.
Well said.
It's KROQ.
We're Klein and Alicia.
Fontaine's D.C. on KROQ
and we say good morning now to
the person that we'll be seeing Fontaine's D.C.
It's Marco from Anaheim
This is him
Marco, you're going to this show and three others
on top, all four shows will be yours
at KROQ, congratulations
Awesome, thank you guys so much
I don't know if you currently have a job
but you'll probably have to quit that job to accommodate
all of your upcoming concerts
Yeah, no, I'll set it up, I'll line it up
Alright, do whatever that is
And thanks for listening to K-Rock.
Hold on one second.
Are you wagging it right now?
Yes.
Why are you out of breath?
Marco?
Yo.
Are you self-pleasuring?
No, no, no, no.
Why are you so winded?
Are you a fat guy?
Yeah, you know what I am.
Oh, okay.
You got to the bottom of that.
Did you just say fudge?
Are you eating fudge?
He said fudge.
He's currently eating fudge.
All right, Marco.
Well, I'm sorry to ruin this experience for you.
But congratulations on the fudge.
I would tell you to take a deep breath, but you're already doing that.
So just keep doing that, all right?
All righty.
All right.
Thank you, Clyde.
You're welcome.
Hold on a second.
You can't bring anybody.
No plus one for you, okay?
You're already plus enough.
That's fine.
Guys, let's not fat shame the winners.
Oh, okay.
I just eat air.
Marco, congratulations.
Can we call you Fudgy the Whale?
Is that okay?
Yeah, that's cool.
All right, hold on.
I like that guy.
That's Marco.
Good guy right there.
He's a winner, and he's going to the next four shows of K-Rock.
I don't understand it.
I've heard a lot of people give away stuff on the radio for years,
and no one has ever been so rude to them.
No one has ever fat-shamed the person within 10 seconds of winning.
They did what we asked them to do.
Then they won.
He had the greatest moment of his life,
followed by just the 20 seconds of just being...
Liz, ask everyone that from now on.
Are you self-pleasuring, followed by, are you a fat guy?
Like, aren't you glad you didn't win?
If you're calling right now, you didn't win.
Aren't you so happy?
I'm a fat guy to self-pleasure now.
Oh, Jesus.
Marco.
Hey, Marco, apologies on behalf of these people in this room.
It's just a rough crowd today.
No, it's all good.
Do we have any more chicken tenders?
I'm sure this guy will eat them.
Yeah, you want some tendies?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Oh, my God.
That went perfectly with my punch.
Marco, I'm going to give you a one-time opportunity now to trade away the prize you just won,
which is the greatest prize we've given four shows at KROQ,
for two tickets to Tenderfest tomorrow, unlimited chicken tenders.
No, throw it in, dude.
Give him both.
You have to pick.
What are you picking?
Can I get both?
That's you ordering at every restaurant.
All right, Marco.
Congratulations.
Give that man his prize.
Ranch or blue cheese?
I'll take both.
I'll take both.
Can't decide between the steak and the chicken.
Both.
Which side would you want?
All.
All right, congratulations, Marco.
You're a good guy.
I'm going to guess
Are you going to guess the weight like a carnival?
Yeah, I am
I don't even think he's north of 300
I think you guys are being crazy
What are you, 280, Marco?
I think he's 265
I think he's just over 300
375 plus
No way
What is the number, Marco?
So a year ago I was about 308
And now I'm 245
Wow
Going backwards, good for you
60 pounds.
Good for you.
Nice, Marco.
GLP-1 or hard work?
Both.
Both.
Jesus, you can't say no to anything.
I'll take it all.
I'll take both.
That's Marco.
Well, anyway, he was a nice guy.
R.I.P. or something.
He was a nice guy.
We'll get you information.
You'll be dead by show number four.
Let's weigh him after chicken tenderloin.
Let's do takeaways from today's show.
and then forget that.
It happened, never.
Next week, we have more prizes to give.
You want to call it next week
and feel terrible about yourself.
We'll have some stuff to give you.
You have too much confidence.
Your mic is really crap.
I know, I know.
It's giving out.
I think the mic has quit.
I think it's trying to hang itself.
I get it.
All right, 925, my takeaway is
the Queen of England owns this.
We must have it.
909, my takeaway is
according to Warren Buffett,
you become a billionaire
because you don't buy
banned T-shirts and dumb posters.
818, navel rhymes with nasal.
213, it's fine.
It's future Christmas money.
9-0-9, my takeaway is, did someone say Francisco?
9-2-5, thoughts and prayers don't do much these days, but chicken will.
3-1-0, Klein could carry a baby, would carry a baby for 20K.
Klein also does a great aggressive deaf guy impression.
And 2-1-3, my takeaway is, humanity's last hope is artificial dumbness.
It's going to save us from artificial intelligence, just some artificial dumbness.
What's your takeaway there from today's show, Postmaster Johnny?
I've always been Team Vibrator.
Thanks for that.
That is so weird.
That has nothing to do with the show.
Allie said it this morning.
No, she didn't.
Yeah, she did. I got it.
7 a.m.
No one's ever said that before.
I want to get an air check on that.
Whatever, dude.
Allie, say your line.
You said it earlier.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, my God, bro.
Dad.
Okay, everyone calm down.
Vanessa, takeaway?
Dong.
What is that?
I think that's a gong.
She's gonging now.
Jake, your takeaway?
The sound effect.
Never mind.
Jake, takeaway?
Yeah, I would like a vaccine and then I'd have to hear the words ouchy-fouchy again.
Yeah, seriously.
That's right.
What's your takeaway there?
Allie?
My takeaway is hon-hon.
Hon-hon.
Hon-hon.
That's right.
Also, let's go to nose boogers.
What's your takeaway there?
Yeah, let's go to nose boogers.
What's your takeaway, Omar?
If you want your dog to eat its own poop, just do this.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We said a lot of stupid things.
That sounds like a chicken impression.
Don't get Vanessa.
Good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy.
What are those words?
Are you saying good boy?
I think I would crap myself if I heard.
Apparently, the problem is I sound angry when I'm happy.
So when I say good boy in my natural tone, I'm like, good boy, good boy.
And it sounds, the dogs hear that.
It sounds mad.
Hear that as me yelling at them.
I'm scolding them.
So you're trying to go opposite and sound like a lady?
So I have to try.
That's me trying to sound
like excited.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
That also sounds terrifying.
I'm terrified of this guy.
Is that to anybody on the street?
So, like, why me?
Why did I get picked by this guy?
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
It's the same thing.
I guess I'll just eat my crap.
All right.
Let's give you the weekend song
and get the hell out of here.
We'll do it next week.
And one more message to Johan
who just called us a moment ago
about your sister
and thank you for sharing
all that with us on K-Rock.
Thoughts with you and the family
all weekend long.
Hopefully this brought you
a little bit of levity.
Whatever you're going through,
anyone listening right now,
hopefully this show
helped you escape it
for at least a little bit.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right, that's it for us now.
Sluggold will be in here
in a moment.
He's got more of those tickets
for you.
Then we're back again next week
and here is your weekend anthem.
Enjoy.
Goodbye.
Ba-boom.
Fish.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Marie.
And my brain,
I want to punch everyone yeah, but I'll be out here man
Go attend the party!
Are you ready for the weekend?
Are you ready for the rerun?
No!
Oh, no!
Are you ready for the weekend?
Yeah!
Are you ready for the rerun?
No!
We must have it!
