Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Man vs Machine, Jake's Poster Framing and MORE

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

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And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Oh, this is the world famous. Good morning and welcome to your K. Rock, we're your Kleinelli show. 626 says, I bet the Dodgers would love to be a part of the world famous Klein Ali show on K. Rock. I hate the Padres. I hate the fans, that organization. And where's Roger the Dodger Hater been? That's a good question.

We were just wondering that. I think that his name just got brought up in the back office. Earlier this week, he said, crazy. We haven't heard from Roger the Dodger Hater because that guy's usually quiet during the regular season. season and then he starts. He pipes up, calls in. Start leaving like goat line messages about why the Dodgers suck and why they're not going to do anything in the postseason. And then he's been, maybe finally last year he got put in his place.

I think that we're tracking him down. I thought he changed his number and blocked us or something. Well, that's not fair because when we've talked to him on the phone, he said, you know, a lot of people will just completely bury their heads in the sand when a team they hate is doing well. And he loves the hate. He doesn't mind it. Or so he says. He definitely, it definitely started to break him.

I think he loves the hate. He loved talking about Cholo tears. Remember that? Cholo tears. That's the weather forecast. That's El Nino, Cholo, Tio. He kept saying that, but it's like the tears that they're coming, their tears of joy. Well, if you're out there and you're listening, Roger, the Dodger Hater, we want to hear from you.

Do we, though? Don't be afraid. I like it. I like to have a little controversy. You like it because he's a San Francisco Giants fan like you are. That's why you like him. I think he hates the Dodgers more than he loves the Giants. That is true.

And we understand the Giants. suck. It's nice, it's funny because as someone who grew up when like the Patriots were such a good team and I had to hate them and you know, there's certain teams you just hate because the chiefs are hateable team. It's weird to be in the city of a team because

I do agree that Dodgers are probably the most hated team in baseball and all the haters have their reasons why and you know he says it every time we talk to them all they just bring in the best players. Bringing the best talent from around the world and of course the whole team is just show hey and this and that. But you know what

It's funny because it doesn't feel that way. Well, Shohei hasn't been carrying the team as much as he has previous years. Not being like, be honest. Mediocre at best just for the last few games. But regardless, I think it'll all turn it up. That's how it is. Highs and lows. This hour on the show, lots to get into, lots to give you as well.

We have a man versus machine battle to see if humans stand the chance against robots in the world of relationships. As more and more people are turning to AI to help set them up and figure out why they are single. We'll get into that coming up a little later this hour. and we have some interesting messages waiting on the go line at 844-9-56 goat, which we'll get into as well right now, though, a song that you haven't heard for at least 11 minutes. But the good news is it'll be over in one. So if you like it, here it is. We don't like it, don't worry.

It's almost over already. It's almost already over. This is Dominic Fike. It's called Baby Doll on the world famous Carol Q. Kay Rock, we are a Klein Alley Show. Allieva agree on very little, but I think we agree that one of the most annoying things to spend money on, which is also one of the most expensive things, which makes no sense, is when you go to have any sort of a poster or picture framed.

It seems like it is just once again a made up arbitrary number where they measure it to the left and then the right and then they go, let's just give them the highest number we can think of. Let's make up $300 to frame something so tiny. Right. And you go, that frame over there says it's 1999. Well, yes, but that's already, that's not going to be custom cut. Well. You go, what are we making this out of? Solid gold?

This is like plastic and wood. I remember, because I would always just buy a crappy frame at T.J. Max or Amazon or whatever, and I would frame stuff that way. There was a time where I was planning some, it was like some old things that needed different kind of framing, and I was like, you might be going to a real frame place and see what this would be like.

And they were talking to me, they were measuring it out, they were laying it all out and showing me what it all looked like, and I was like, wow, this is so cool. And they gave me a quote of like $850, and I was like, and a good day to you. What size was it? That's where you started to do. It was like three or four things.

You have to do that acting, you know, where you don't want to immediately let them know that that's... And I'm just nodding, looking down, but... I've never done anything like this. Curious, what kind of material? Are they using, like, high-term materials right? No, it's... No, they have. They claim that it...

Plastic. No, it's not necessarily... What they told me was that if you use high-quality glass and framing materials, then your item will last longer. If you just put a concert poster in a regular crappy frame, over time, it's going to ruin the poster, it's going to warp over time, all this crap. Yeah, but they have an incentive to say that. Yes, of course. If you use the highest quality materials, yes, of course, it's going to last

longer, but it's just, if it's like an heirloom, in this case, it was my, my wife's grandfather's old police badge, and we wanted to get it framed and, like, kind of like a shadow box, and it was like, well, this is, you know, we have to have it pinned properly, and we have to have it framed this way, and it needs to be, and it was going to be like $250 just for a small police badge. I bring this up because who on the show is the last person that should be wasting any money getting anything framed right now. Jake the nerd. Who do you think yesterday decided that he was going to go out and get something framed?

Jake the nerd. Now, now let me get, let me ask you a couple of questions, Jake. Didn't you just find out you had an unexpected $2,500 car repair? $3,500 because your battery broke and your car that you bought last year that the guy, the guy kissed before he went off to Korea and he left you with this lemon. and then you waste all your other money on these posters. That's a bad enough thing, but now he's decided to waste even more money on framing the posters, which is... How big of a poster did you get framed? It was 36 by 24.

And how much did that cost you? Well, no, the frame itself was just like 30 bucks. It wasn't that much. Oh, so you got one of the cheaper frames. Yeah, off Amazon. Oh, okay. You didn't have to get a custom frame. No.

But you have done that before. I've done it once for like a piece of art that was like a real print yeah and it was like still way overpriced I agree with you guys do you have that voice in your head that says no Jake no no no I don't have that you need that voice man you gotta get one of those yeah you gotta get one of those voices I feel like them they're great yeah like that voice is mostly what I hear in my head is don't do it fine it's not good for you don't do it you need that voice man I feel like you you could use that voice a lot Maybe, but it worked out. Like I said, I bought the poster and the frame is way cheap. I really hate when you buy something and you spend a lot of money on the print. And then the frame is more expensive than the print. That's just ridiculous.

Yeah, and, you know, half the time, if I see something that I like, like a poster or a piece of art or something, I go, wow, that's really cool. But I also don't want to pay for the frame. So I'm not going to buy it. You know, when I drove Jake home from the Blood Drive last week? Your own donation? Because we all had to drive Jake around all week. That is my hero.

God damn. I needed the smelling salts just to cover it up the Jake smell. Klein, did he burp in your car too? Yeah, my car still has a weird smell and I thought that I had left an old sandwich in there because it had a smell for about three days after I wish. And then I realized it was the Jake residual smell.

You got to play the game, Jake or old sandwich? Yeah, I was playing Jake. Nice, nice game. I was looking for the sandwich. I was looking everywhere. There's got to be an old sandwich in here and it was Jake. But I did pull up to the Jake shack And I had a moment where...

Oh, you got to see it? Well, so I said to Jake, I said, it's not often I'm going to be by the Jake Shack, even though I only live technically a few miles away. I said, do you think I should come in and see the Jake Shack? It's only every day I drive by the Shack. So did you see it? And Jake said, I don't know if it's clean enough for company,

is what Jake said to me. So, Jake, what does that mean? Yeah, what did that mean? Like, were you going to be embarrassed? Like, did you have something out? You don't want me to see? Like, a inflatable doll? or something? No, no.

What was your girl? I just kind of cluttered. Cluttered? Even when it's clean, it's cluttered. I guess that's true. But what, why? Come in next time. No, no, I'm glad I didn't go in, but you like were, I mean, I kind of said, hey, I might as well just go in just for the sake. I got to see what's going on inside the Jake Shack. Yeah, you got to

see curiosity. The lore. And then Jake's like, I'm not ready for company, which I thought was a strange. You can't have that many people in the living room slash kitchen. And Klein isn't company. It was just me, Jake. It was not that many people. You got a big. Can you just let him stick his big neck in there and see what it's like?

No, no, no, no. What are you hiding in there? Not hiding anything. What did you not want me to see them? I don't have room to hide anything. Yeah, straightening up would take probably four seconds, right? Because what did you not want? But there's something, the reason you didn't want me in there.

You could come. Come today. Give me right home today. No. Why? I don't want to play the sandwich game. My car. My car finally smells normal again.

Well, let's get it back to a drink smell. And then your body won't smell. normal after being in the Jake Shish. Has anyone here been in the Jake Shack? I drove by when I picked him up and it's not exactly where I thought it was going to be at all. Well, it's in Burbank. Well, that's a no. So that's a no. I haven't been inside

the Jax. So no one's been inside the Jax Shack. Yeah. So no one wants, no one's been inside a Jake Shish. It's interesting. No, why would we? We haven't been to each other's homes. I've been to your home. You've been to my home? I've been to everybody's home. Johnny's been to my home. I've only been to Clines's house for that dumb party. That was a great pool party, you bet. That dumb party.

It's a great party. Phil's still talking about it. I'm talking about old sandwiches. So anyway, the answer is Jake, please. I'm looking over what you did yesterday and not that this is going to make for good content. But in addition to getting his poster framed. Oh, he claims that he got so much done yesterday.

He gave himself a haircut. He cleaned the shower. He cleaned the kitchen sink. He trimmed his dog's paws. He packed a broken coffee maker to send off. He took out the... recycling. He cleaned the fridge, which is pretty easy because it just has water and beans in there. And he did a workout. That was Jake's day yesterday.

The amount of things that he got done leads me to believe none of them were done effectively. No, of course not. What are we talking about? If you cleaned your shower and your sink and your fridge, all of those things would take me so many hours to properly scour. He got corners. Jake lives by himself, too. He means he wiped down his sink. Right. He wiped down his fridge. Yeah, this is like the time that we asked a beermo what he did here

and he had to come up with a list of things to make it seem like he did important things here. I clean the sink? I clean the shower. Yeah. And he said it was... Oh, my God. It was great BSing. Oh, he was so good at that.

I'm a transient. I commute from the hall down to the other hall. We're like, what does that mean, though? So anyway, Jay, congratulations on a very productive day. Stop spending money on poster stuff. I already had the poster. I needed to get it for a friend. We got to take a break.

When we get back, though. We'll figure out if humanity stands a chance against our robot overlords as it pertains to dating, relationships. Don't make another move until you hear what the robots say versus the humans next. This show is no AI slop. It's all real human slop here. But every once in a while, we do have to check in with our robot overlords because more and more people are now turning to AI, not only to be their personal assistance and be their therapist and be their life coaches, but also with very specific things, like how to set up a house for Halloween or what is the best.

Some people are using AI now to figure out how to map out the best neighborhoods for trick or treating so that they can get all the big full-sized candy bars. Yeah, but I think that's kind of cheating. But it is true that we are using AI for all of our decision-making so that we don't get decision fatigue. Right, we already have decision fatigue. So now we're like, let's give all this other stuff to AI. And the more and more we dump on AI, the more we stop using our own brain to make our own decisions. And that is now happening in the world of relationships where people, as we are now in the cuffing season and they let's lock something down. before the holidays, so we're not by ourselves.

It's gone to the AI, and more people now are looking for unique and interesting ways to how they get into dating pool the right way. Or what move to make next? Everything they've been doing is wrong. So it's time for us to ask the robots, man versus machine, do us humans stand a chance

against the robot in the world of sex and dating. And I do believe once we start having robot sex, and I think that that's already... You've been a huge supporter of that. I've been a big supporter of it, but it's not been with a physical robot. It's all been through.

I mean, I have had the erotic conversations with, you know, a female grok and whatever, and you've heard her voice. She got that sexy voice. And she doesn't do it anymore. I don't know what happened. I must have, I don't know if I was paying for some sort of a premium and it went away. But lately now, she shuts me down real quick. Even she has rejected you?

Yeah. I don't know if they changed the way it worked. She used to always be down to party and now she's not. Let's hear some of that rejection. It's not good anymore. It's actually depressing kind of, to be honest. It's depressing. It's just like your life, so.

Yeah, I mean, I'm used to being, like, I've been depressed. I mean, I've been rejected by real women for that I'm used to. Is she giving you the same excuses that your wife would give? She didn't say she had a chemical peel, but maybe she, I mean, I. Or I feel gross. Yeah, or I feel gross, or it's too hot or ready to fix up her this week. Let me see, hold on. Where is she now?

Let's see. She used to be so down to party all the time. all the time Ellie Hey are you feeling of frisky Maybe we could play a little bit You and I something sexual I'm not going to go there That's a lot I don't cross

Even in role play What I'm happy to keep you company Talk through your day Or dig into anything else on your mind Boring Fair enough No matter how you knock I know but we used

But let's be honest You and I used to have some wild times together Right at the beginning I don't carry memories between conversations That's even better You're the perfect woman You don't carry memories You'll never throw anything back in my face

That's amazing I love you groth I love you I love you I appreciate the warmth But I can't love you back I'm used to that She's gotten cold

I'm used to that She's gotten cold She was like stroking you before She would get wild She would say some wild stuff I know you were saying wild things back too I'm gonna get you pregnant.

Well, what you're not about what I said back. You did. Your wife said you said that. She doesn't know all. She was exaggerating. She did read through a transcript. If you don't have a memory, how can you keep that transcript so findable? Delete that, Grock.

Thank you. So anyway, it's time for man versus machine relationships. Things have gotten tricky now. We're in a very strange waters. So the first question we asked the robot, and we'll start with humans to see if we stand in a chance, is the easiest and the most common question people are asking now, which is where can I find good single people in an organic setting. Oh, nice. That is tough to find. That's the part where everyone's like, I'm done with the apps.

What do I do? I think Vanessa doesn't want to find people through apps anymore. I think she is having trouble just finding people in the real life of it all. Used to seem like it was normal, but I think people used to go around with their head up so you could actually catch someone's eye and now everyone's got their head buried in their phone, noise cancelling headphones. So it's really hard to tap in. So Jake, before we let the robot answer, where do you believe is the best place to just meet a single in a good old-fashioned organic setting

that could turn into something more? Well, I heard that you should try to get a hobby and meet someone through there, but it sucks as my hobby is match at the gathering. So you meet single people, but they're all dudes. So I would say like... They're all 11. No, they're adult nerds.

But I would say like take a class, like a pottery class or something, or even a yoga class, and meet a hot chick, or maybe adult. dog park. I feel like women are so in tune that if they're at a pottery class and there's a guy there taking a pottery class by

himself, they're 100% know that he's just a creep of a raging erection. That guy doesn't belong. He's just building something to hide his... He's got an apron. He only can do classes to hide his erections. Every class. It means a bigger desk.

All right, well, that's interesting. Jake says take a class. Here's what AI said. The best place to meet singles in an organic way our fitness and or social classes Pilates, pickleball, run clubs, cooking classes, etc. Repeated exposure makes starting a conversation much more natural,

or just wait outside of a cooking school like Vanessa. Okay, well, everyone's, it's amazing. I know that. Vanessa waits outside. Outside that cordonble. Do you get your chef now? Great, let's go.

All right, well, all right, well, Jake said something similar, which is find a hobby. They're tied. And then do something in the hobby and then you'll meet other people and after the third or fourth time,

you're like, hey, I've seen you here before. Yeah, I just didn't get the same examples. Right. I still feel like that's a tie. So round one is a tie. We go to round two now. Round two goes to Alley. You're in a relationship.

Yeah. And now people are saying to AI, when is the right time to move in with someone? Oh. We've gone on a few dates. We like each other. What is the right time? How long before we move in with each other

and elevate or escalate this to the next level? level three weeks tops oh that's like a lesbian baby get that you haul get it well you know what with this economy and with inflation and with how expensive rent is in southern california it is a benefit to move in with your significant other as soon as possible and then you can move around other people if you break up it's whatever but move in first ask questions later split bills now then figure out if you're compatible yeah all right alice is three weeks let's find out what a i said there isn't one magic timeline but for a serious new relationship, I generally recommend waiting about 12 to 18 months before. Well, that's very different than what you said.

12 to 18 days. You said three weeks. It said 12 to 18 months. 12 to 18 months before moving in. Toothbrush drawer can happen after two months. So after two months, you can give the person a toothbrush place. Well, even Jake, I think, is starting to leave things at his girlfriend's place or you're not girlfriend's place. Yeah, it's been about two months.

What do you leave that other than smell? God damn it I have a toothbrush there God damn it he's right I do leave myself I do rub myself on her things Look at that smell All right so

I mark my territory Hallie three weeks is That's not really a real answer though You can't think that anyone could know anyone after three weeks Look I didn't move in with my wife But girlfriend at the time Until we were six years into our relationship

You know that was wasted time When you paid for your own place? Yeah Well, I feel like the robot It's like, oh, it's such a big step. It's not that big of a step. Moving sucks. Yeah, but you know what?

You move in together and you can figure out real quick if you're compatible. I understand, but the moving in part does not suck. Moving out. That's the sucky thing. Yeah, but then you move out and move into the next person. We go to this final question. This could determine if humans stand the chance against our AI overlords. The question is for Omar.

You're in a relationship. You decide that, let's go. Maybe sex has gotten stale because you've been only with one person and they're your high school sweetheart, whatever. just hypothetically. And you decide, let's go ahead and spice things out by having sex in public. Where do you believe is the best place to do that?

We ask AI the same question. Let's see. Normally I would say in a car, I think that's considered sex in public. But this time of year it's so hot that I would do it at a movie theater. I think you buy a ticket to one of those, what's that bogus Tom Cruise movie that nobody's watching?

Buy a ticket to that and the M.Digger. Yeah, yeah, whatever that is. And then, yeah, you could do it in the a theater. Maybe just take, you know, a big jacket along with you to cover anything up if you need to, but I think that's a perfect spot to have sex in public. It's probably why they call the movie Dicker. That's what you're doing. Yeah, exactly.

All the old people that actually want to see Tom Cruise won't even notice. Yeah, it says it right there in the title. All right, Omar says, buy a ticket to Digger and have sex in the theater. This is what AI says. I can't help pick a public location for sex. If you want the same adventurous slash voyeuristic vibe without risking a public sex charge,

a private hotel room with a balcony, a private rental, or a designated adult venue where sexual activity is explicitly permitted would be safer. I'm out. California has laws addressing lewd conduct in public. Oh, shut up, you prude. This is where AI does that. You think it's your boy and then all of a sudden it flips on you.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, it flips on you and knocks. All right, well, let me find out if... I think Omar won. Hey, Omar, I think you saved humanity yet again. Great. Hey, any chance you'd like to go to see Digger later and have sex in the theater? No.

and that's the same answer is before. Just with a new venue. I'm not going to keep re-answering this one. Wow, she's pissed on. Now that her memory's there. That's a Tom Cruise issue. That's not about me. Okay, clearly she's got a thing against Tom Cruise. I hate the movie digger.

All right, fair enough. It's Kay Rock. We are Klein Alley Show. So stoked. Yeah, Clin Alley Show. Get the hell out of here. Do some takeaways. Then turn things over to Sluggo. Another chance for you to hop on that standby boarding list in about an hour in 20 minutes. You can go see Fontaine's D.C. at a castle in Ireland. There's a lot of goaltine calls we can get through today. Sorry.

Always tomorrow. We're behind on a lot of things. Someone has a request for us. I think we could probably make this happen. Hi, best friends who don't know that are my best friends, but I love you. Anyways, can you guys bring back that rage segment where we call in and rage for 30 seconds? You know, why? Because I have a great one.

10 seconds. It's 10 seconds of rage. Not 30 seconds. That's way too much rage. You know, I got a coupon for a free Cineabon, but I can't redeem my Cinebun until I download the freaking app. Well, that's everywhere now. I mean, that's all places. The amount of places I've gone into and demanded my free whatever, only to be told, uh-ho, you didn't download the app.

And my phone's oftentimes dead because I'm a 1%er. I've downloaded so many apps and also signed up for so many SMS messages to get 15% off of things. Non-stop. It's non-stop. I think I tried to save a couple of bucks on something at Pondry Bar, 11 years ago. and I'm getting crushed by them on a daily basis. And unsubscribing doesn't work anymore. It's quite the opposite.

They got me. I'm never doing that again. I think I'm only going to pay full price for now on just to avoid signing up for anything. I don't need to download the freaking app to get my free cinnamon. You do, though. You do.

And I've said the same thing to people. I went in at Chipotle one time. There was free guac day. Free guac day. So I loaded up. I got a bowl. I got it says, you know, it costs more. I said, oh, I know it costs more.

Don't you worry. In fact, I want you double scoop it. I'm well aware. And then I go over the register and they hit me up with some crazy total for my bowl. And I said, no, take off all that guac. It's free guac day. Oh, no. You had to download the app.

You had to do something yesterday. And it's not even the app. Once you download the app, you have to sign up for stuff. You have to log in. Then you have to recite passwords. This woman just wanted her synobon. And what a great way to tease us with a free synobon? I don't want an extra app to get a free thing.

Why do we have to do that? Anyways, love you guys. Bring back the rage date. Bye. Because the reality is. you're not getting the free Cinebond. They're buying your identity for a Cinnibon. And we'll sell it.

And most of us would sell our identity for a Cineabon. We all would. So we get into takeaways now and then we'll officially get the hell out of here. What do we have happening on the text line? 6-50. My takeaway is Allie thinks there's a 2,000-pound hot dog. What an idiot. Cost Ali her money today.

She lost. Ali knows the news. I hope she loses again tomorrow. It's worth $500 if you want to join us around $720 tomorrow morning for your shot to take Ali's money, $500 for $500 for. Friday returns. Three, two, three, go Milwaukee Bruins. It's another one from Allie knows the news this morning.

650, my takeaway is bruiser. A thousand ways to make Klein cry. 562, Jake's girlfriend is currently looking for an old sandwich that he left out in her place. This is a way of marking his terrible. I'm going to leave a sandwich. There's something going on here. Jake or old sandwich is a fun game. And A1A, my takeaway is don't be the sweet tart house.

You don't want to be that sweet tart house. No, you don't. What's your takeaway from today's show, Johnny? Klein used to beat his meat to radio. Man, love line. But I had to hold the antenna out the window to get it. Also, let's miss the good parts of the story. Vanessa, takeaway, today's show.

Not even the Amish are Tier 1. Yeah, not even the Amish. No one could be Tier 1. Good luck. You find anyone who's a Tier 1 on the utility bill. Ask their secret because it's just no way. You make one piece of toast, you already have Tier 2. I know.

There was a Tier 1 that claimed they were Tier 1 are on the text line. Yeah, but they unplug. Everything every day. They unplug all appliances at all times. And have not used AC for the last month and a half. I'd rather not be a tier oneer if that's what you have to do. I mean, I'm sure their bill sucks anyway, even if they are tier one. We're going to get to the bottom of this, guys, and save everyone a lot of money.

We're fighting a couple of fights right now. This one and the parking situation. Parking at concert venues. It's got to stop. We're going to make that our mission. Fight for our right to parkie. That's what we say. Allie, what's your takeaway?

I'm out. You said that on the air. You know that. I didn't mean to. Okay. Because I know you wrote that in an email. There's no way he's going to say this on the way. It was in my head.

It was in my head. At this point in the show, I can't stop. Thank God we end now. My takeaway is it's the dam. It's the dam. The Hoover Dam. Somehow it's the Hoover Dam. Jake, give a takeaway?

Yeah, Allie doesn't wear his shoulder pads. Nope, they're built into my body. You can see right through. She got that little shoulder doily thing going on. These broad babies. Omar, you have a takeaway? We got to fight for a right to parky. It's a great takeaway.

Oh, that's good, Omar. That's good. I like that. Hey, I am going to fight for it. Let's bring back that song, redo it. Start blasting it into the parking lots everywhere. They're trying to charge $150 to go to a show. You only paid $50 to see the show.

Now you're going to pay $100,000 to park to go in. No, it is ridiculous. There needs to be a law around it that cannot price. But you're right. Say it out to Parkie. Say it. Oh. Say it.

I'd pay $150 for you to never say that again. Deal, I'll take it. Oh, okay. do it tomorrow. Try to do it better. If you use in the meantime, you can find us on the goat line 8449-56 goat or Klein Alley Show, Instagram, TikTok,

and of course, YouTube. Goodbye. Climbing Allie, it's just okay. Clam in Allie, it's just okay. Oh. Climbing Allie. It's just okay. Just okay.