Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Man vs Machine, Klein's Half Birthday and MORE

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Hell yeah. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock Klein Alley Show. Vanessa, that's been ordered, so you can go ahead and send what's-her-face over, as Alley calls her. Who? Cattle. Soup.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Who? Soup. Soup. Send soup over. We got lots to get to this hour on the show. Good morning after 10 o'clock. Right now, we get you into a bunch of water parks, three to be exact. You, three friends, family members, the choice is yours.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Four-packet tickets to multiple water parks in Southern California are yours if you're the 20th caller right now at 800-520-1067. So call now and claim your way in and go ahead and take care of all of your plans for the summer. Allie, would you like to hear someone that has a compliment slash insult for the show? The whole show or just me? I think it's an insult for you and me together. But also a compliment for us as well. So here we go.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yo, Klein and Allie. Hey, man. You know, me and my wife were discussing it. And you guys are pretty terrible at, you know, interviewing people. Your interviews are horrible. They're boring. They're long, Allie, after, you know, 85-second questions. And honestly, I want to put a gun to my head every time.
Starting point is 00:01:42 But let me tell you, the other day when you guys interviewed the Wolves of Glendale, man, that was probably your best interview. I swear I enjoyed every second of that. Maybe it was them. Maybe it's the fact that they were just so cool and you guys are just whatever. But let me tell you, please do your interviews like that. Because normally you guys, you know, ask the feds big time with interviews. Thank you. Every single time, I'm just like, dude, are these the worst interviewers of all time with the worst questions?
Starting point is 00:02:07 Wow. But, man, the Wolves of Glendale, man, they rock. You guys rock that interview. I appreciate you guys. Sweet divots. My pearls. My pearls. One out of every 20 interviews.
Starting point is 00:02:16 This guy and the band. I think that may have been one of the Wolves of Glendale calling to salute that interview with them. He's really just complimenting Wolves of Glendale. Right. I mean, I know it's not my forte, but are they really all that bad? Pretty bad. Yeah, I think they're boring for most people. Because, listen, if you're like Muse, then you want to hear what Matt Bellamy of Muse has to say.
Starting point is 00:02:37 But if you don't care about Muse and you just want to hear us make fun of Jake, then you'd rather hear us make fun of Jake. This guy does not want to hear us make fun of Jake. Hey, I'm a Southern California kid, grew up on K-Rock. You guys are the best in your chemistry. Stop picking on me. Not, by the way, not according to the last call. The last call said we're not the best.
Starting point is 00:02:54 So this guy says we're the best. This guy, the last guy, said we're the worst. You guys are the best in your chemistry. Stop picking on Jake. He's so funny. I work nights, and I put my earbuds in, and Jake just makes me laugh. So be nice to Jake. I don't care if you have amps.
Starting point is 00:03:14 You're cool. I think we are nice to Jake for the most part. Jake brings it on himself a lot of times because he's so stubborn in his, you know, he will never admit he's wrong, and he's wrong a lot. No, I am not. Especially with the Buc-ee's thing. Buc-ee's is clearly a gas station, and he won't let that go. Did you see that TSA put out a statement saying some of you may have visited a very large gas station,
Starting point is 00:03:37 and we're going to let you know what Buc-ee's items you can take through TSA and which ones you can't? Yeah, and that's according to a government agency, Jake. Okay, well, according to Buc-ee's, they're a store. And they're going to be expanding. And it's interesting because this whole Buc-ee's thing, you talk about manifestation. There had been no conversation of Buc-ee's in the history of the show ever. It was a stupid question during a round of Allie Knows the News where I said this viral gas station is expanding to Arizona, whatever it was. And Jake got all upset and said, it's not a gas station, it's a store.
Starting point is 00:04:04 That started this whole thing. Since this started on our show, I don't know, three weeks ago, Buc-ee's, it's like a reverse mush situation. It's everywhere. They are now, I'm here because of the World Cup stuff and because of the fact that they're now announcing that they're going to open locations, I believe, in Southern California. No way. Whoa, no way, really? Yeah, I think I just saw their expansion plan includes a bunch of more gas stations. A bunch of more gas stations that will be opening in Southern California as well.
Starting point is 00:04:34 And every time this stupid man makes this stupid argument, we get all these people to call that listen to us in Texas, listen to us in Buc-ee's land, and they say, I'm a regular. And that place is definitely a gas station that has other stuff as well. Yeah, I don't see anything about it opening in Southern California, but you never know. Look, Klein's wrong again. 14 new – I looked at a map, and it had dots. I thought I was looking at a dot in Southern California. I don't know where the dot was. It was at a store.
Starting point is 00:04:59 But you know what? It was definitely a gas dot. That much I know. It was a dot. Store dot. You know, if you were to search gas stations in Arizona, Buc-ee's would come up, right? If it was a gas station, yes. But if I search stores, would it come up?
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah, type in new stores in Arizona and see what comes up. I gave you the link. Read any news. And you refuse to play it. New stores. New stores. Read new stores. Well, you're the audio arbiter of sound.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Why don't you play it, Jake? Fashion outlet. I have an ability in here. Fashion outlet. Desert Ridge Marketplace. That's not Buc-ee's. Arizona Territory, Scottsdale Fashion Square, Local Nomad. Now, if you type in, out of curiosity, that's Jake in the background.
Starting point is 00:05:42 If you type in gas stations in Arizona, let's see how quickly Buc-ee's pops up. I'm just curious because this is now looking at the general population of the world and the Internet. Buc-ee's in Goodyear, Arizona, open 24 hours. Our fave gas station is the one review that was written here. Jake, I hope when you're floating on that river, doing your stupid annual float, you have some time to really ponder what a stupid argument you're making. It's a solid argument, and people on the goat line have made other arguments in my benefit, too, but you just refuse to play them.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I haven't. Okay, there is one person who reviewed it as the following. Make the trip to check out the brand-new Buc-ee's. Wow, this isn't a gas station. It's a destination. There you have it. Ariana, you are the 20th caller. Congratulations from Rosebead.
Starting point is 00:06:29 And you are going to go to not one, not two, but three Southern California water parks to have the wettest summer imaginable. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Also, my son loves Johnny, and he turns 10 on Friday. So this is his birthday present, Ben. That checks out. Johnny does relate with many 10-year-olds on the show and in the listening audience.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Wild Rivers, Not Soak City, Six Flags, Hurricane Harbor, Los Angeles, and happy birthday to your son. What's his name? Logan. Logan. Johnny, you want to give Logan a special birthday shout-out? He's a big fan of yours because you guys have the same. Yo, it's Logan.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Happy birthday, bro. I hope you enjoy the water park. Don't drown and eat lots of hot dogs and go swimming immediately right after. Later, Logan. All right. Thanks. Thanks for listening to the show. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Yeah, thank you. Logan's going to drown. Yeah, that was a weird. Oh, and go pee in a pool, Logan. Go pee in all the pools. Get into a brand-new hour of the show next on KROQ. Good morning. On Saturday, we celebrate America's birthday, 250 years.
Starting point is 00:07:33 But today, we celebrate something that I think is equally significant. And no one has taken even a moment to acknowledge it. Would anyone like to wish me anything? Wish you anything? Anything? Anyone? Nope. Is it the anniversary of your weird nose surgery? It's the fall in the hall anniversary. Nope.
Starting point is 00:07:54 It's a merry neck miss. No, it's not merry neck miss. Is it when you got your nipple pierced? No. Merry Nickmas to all. It's your first day at K-Rock. No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:08:05 This is a very significant annual day that should be on all... Something related to pizza. Should all be on your radar. And I'm shocked that I've made it this far in the show and no one has even taken a moment to acknowledge or... July 1st. Happy half birthday. Thanks, Vanessa. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:08:21 Thank you, Vanessa, for paying tribute where tribute deserves to be paid. Pull that out of your ass. happy birthday because today is July 1st today is my half birthday but you don't care I do care I think it is
Starting point is 00:08:33 you don't even care about your regular birthday why would you care about your half birthday you're absolutely right he cares more about his half birthday I don't care about the regular birthday
Starting point is 00:08:39 I care about the half birthday I think the half birthday why because we're all at work I think the half birthday is more of a day to be celebrated than the actual birthday the actual birthday
Starting point is 00:08:47 for you maybe at some point gets sad because you're just like oh man I would not expect anybody close to me or otherwise to know of
Starting point is 00:08:55 or wish me a happy half-birthday? No one gets madder, and this happens every year. I'll usually wait until sometime tonight, and then I'll say to my wife, I can't believe you didn't do anything. And she'll say, for what? And she gets mad every year because she just thinks it's the most insignificant of all days
Starting point is 00:09:11 and that I'm a grown-ass man, and why should I care at all? Because you're right, I don't care about my birthday. I don't care at all about my birthday. I had no idea in the 10 years I've known you that you care about your half-birthday. That's how much it bothered me that I've been sitting on this for 10 years. And so I would like to
Starting point is 00:09:26 What would you like? I'd like to call my wife And put her on blast right now That here we are now Almost done with the show And there has been no mention of it And she will not be happy about this Because she's asked me
Starting point is 00:09:37 In the last few years To never bring this up again Because that's how much She dislikes this day And her actual birthday Is coming up this week So that's Oh yeah it's just a few days away
Starting point is 00:09:51 Gets all the glory and no glory is left for my day. What about her half birthday? Ah, who knows when that is. It doesn't matter. No one cares. Once again, she's dodging these calls now because she knows. Maybe she's out getting me a cake right now.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Probably. That's probably what it is. She's ordering the strippers. She's doing the whole thing. Your call has been forwarded. And this is right after Father's Day. You've already been celebrating. Not really.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Are you going to keep calling her? Yeah, because everyone expects some sort of something on their birthday. That's the expected. like a surprise party on your birthday it's not that much of a surprise your birthday half birthday that's where it's at you should get half of nothing which is not more nothing not half of nothing you should celebrate it's a great uh tradition tradition hello i can't believe she's dodging these calls she knows she doesn't know or care i know she definitely doesn't care that much i know who has ever done anything for a half birthday i think it's once
Starting point is 00:10:48 again why why have we decided the day you were born is significant because everyone has she's not taking the calls i'm so annoyed it ali so would you do you want me to order you a pizza or something i already i already bought you i already bought you guys coffee okay happy half birthday so that you to everyone omar you don't believe in celebrating the half birthday no of course not that's ridiculous vanessa you're with me um i feel like for you yours counts because This December 1st is such a, like, not a birthday. That's also not his birthday. January 1st.
Starting point is 00:11:20 It's amazing that you thought today was his half birthday, which isn't right. January 1st is not like a birthday because New Year's just happened. So, I understand. According to 818, the Cheesecake Factory, Yogurtland, and Blaze Pizza all offer special half birthday deals. Well, I stand corrected. Did you know that that is a celebration? The big three. the holy trinity baby of celebrations i mean i hope i'm never at the point in my life where
Starting point is 00:11:51 i'm walking into a yogurt land demanding my half birthday treat well if you get a free yogurt today a free fro-yo that's actually a pretty good treat now you gotta go there and record audio yeah you have to tell them it's your half birthday you have to go to all three of these places are you glad you brought it up now no now i'm upset hi could i have a 7 000 calorie pizza I just want to let you listen you may not think that's important but in a moment hey one-armed Gary yeah you have a big day today don't you yeah you're my arm today today he gets his arm arm day that's way more important uh don't you steal my thunder one-armed Gary it's my half birthday oh well happy birthday half birthday you don't even say happy birthday happy birthday
Starting point is 00:12:36 Hey, Duke, happy birthday. Drink wine. Happy birthday, Duke. Happy birthday to you. Hey, you're going to become... It's arm birthday day. It's arm day. I'm so honored to share my half birthday with your day
Starting point is 00:12:47 where you become half a man, become a full man today. He gets his arm today, Allie. Today's arm day. So when you go in and they... Are they just clamping it on and it's going to stay on forever? And they have this... They have this... When is new phone day?
Starting point is 00:13:06 That's great. Hey, One-Armed Gary, we do want to talk to you, but we can't hear you. Okay. Our plan... This is going great, guys. Our plan, Allie, was with One-Armed Gary, he gets his new arm today, and we were immediately going to have him hold a firework and light it and see if the new arm can beat the firework.
Starting point is 00:13:25 It's like the people getting the Cybertrucks. You have to test them out. But the new arm is made of titanium, correct? It's red and black, and it has tattoos on it. It does? What is she saying? Does it have different attachments? I think it does.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Yeah, it has four. Four attachments? Okay, what's one? Can opener? What else? It's got to be like one of the shoe horns. Vibrator and a holder. A holder?
Starting point is 00:13:56 Isn't that just a hand? That's what they call it, though, in his world. But what I'm getting at, this isn't one of those arms that looks like a human arm, right? This looks robotic? it kind of looks robotic yeah it's red and black though well listen happy arm birthday to you happy half birthday to me let's just agree both very important days right that guy's excited send us a picture yeah yeah congratulations we'll do a christening next week uh well at some point come in here and we'll look at your arm i'd love to be able to give
Starting point is 00:14:29 you fire would you hold a firework with your new arm and light it or no for sure okay great I'm sure your health insurance is going to be very happy about that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Slap on your wrist. We're going to do a round of gunshot or firework coming up a little bit later this hour. A chance to win and prove that you know the difference between the sweet sounds of fireworks and the dangerous, very scary sounds of gunfire, which is a game that you'll be playing with your neighbors and your family for the next foreseeable future.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Right now, though, it's time for us to figure out if humans stand a chance against robots, as many people are planning for backyard barbecues and Fourth of July hangs. More than ever before, people are turning to AI to help them plan their backyard barbecue and figure out how to cook stuff and what to get. And so we've decided, do us humans stand a chance in the world of barbecuing? It's time for Man vs. Machine. Three questions that are asked to artificial intelligence, but also that we attempt to answer as regular, red-blooded American human beings.
Starting point is 00:15:27 So we go to this first question. The human representation will be from DJ Omar Khan, representing humans. Omar is the most robot-like on the show because he's got all the ability to play sounds and whatnot, but he is still human technically. Well, and I think they just now have AI designing the ideal burger, so they have new kind of AI technology to determine how to grill something properly and how to make food the right way, which you would feel like humans would have that. Remember Flippy, the burger that was going to be at all the places doing all the flip?
Starting point is 00:15:59 We talked to the inventor of Flippy. Yes. Did that become a thing? I think it was a thing because I feel like I got a bunch of pop-ups on Instagram that were like, how would you like to invest in the future of hamburgers? Flippy, the Flippy robot. And I was like, I got to put my money in that thing. And bet the house.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah, I was like, I'm going to go in that. Everyone's like, you should go into SpaceX. I'm like, no, no, I'm all in on Flippy. Flippy. It's a robot that flips hamburgers. It's going to change it all. So first question is, Omar, let's say you're throwing a barbecue having people over. You're not a seasoned pit master.
Starting point is 00:16:27 What is something simple, easy that you could probably figure out how to do that would impress your guests? The easiest thing that you're going to do is a hot dog. There is very little ways to screw up a hot dog. And it's very forgiving because even if you do burn it a little, it has a little black. It tastes great. I know. So you can't screw it up. And also.
Starting point is 00:16:49 I love the hot dog. Everyone does feel like they love the hot dog. Even if it's undercooked, like, it's already pre-cooked. Right. Yeah, you can't make anybody sick. And undercooking can't really overcook. I mean, you can't overcook sometimes. Sometimes they leave a few on there.
Starting point is 00:17:02 A few days later, you find them, they're covered in maggots. Yes, but it is more forgiving if you overcook or it's dry because you're usually eating it in a bun with a bunch of other stuff on it. All right, Omar says hot dog. It's a crowd favorite. Let's find out what AI Robot says in Man vs. Machine Barbecue. If you're just getting started with barbecue, chicken thighs are the easiest choice. they're inexpensive, flavorful and much less likely to dry out
Starting point is 00:17:24 than chicken breasts if you get the seasoning wrong on the chicken thigh they're going to come out like crap I mean there's definitely more margin of error on the chicken thighs but at least the chicken thigh you feel like you're getting something a little bit more elevated than a hot dog
Starting point is 00:17:40 but I don't know it's tough right there because people also undercook chicken that's Salmonella City yeah but AI's right it does cook pretty quickly and it's more flavorful because of all the fat. No, but the question is, what's the easiest?
Starting point is 00:17:54 What can you figure it out? I think you have more room for error when you're trying to cook a chicken thigh. But I also think that you're not going to impress your guests as much with hot dogs as you are with chicken thighs. That wasn't the question. And by the way,
Starting point is 00:18:07 you know that you played that clip of Vanessa saying she loves the hot dogs, but also she loves the chicken. Let's not forget that. Oh, man, that is true. I love the chicken thigh. That's going to be a tie. Round one is a tie between human and robot.
Starting point is 00:18:18 We go to question number two, Allie, for you. This is what people are using now, AI, more than ever before. You have 20 people at your backyard barbecue. How much meat do you need? Oh, got to go a pound a person. A pound a person? Yeah, you got to make too much. Because then everyone goes, oh my gosh, Allie, you way outdid yourself.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Look at all this food. We can't possibly. But you just made all that food. No one wanted it. No, I barely had any leftovers. People were eating salad at your barbecue. At a mommy's salad. One friend made a particularly delicious salad.
Starting point is 00:18:49 So you're saying that a pound a person. Yes, and you have to have variety. You have to do a pound a person, and you have to do at least three or four different things. I did chicken, regular beef burgers, turkey burgers, and grilled sausage. But where's that salad? That's what they're all saying. The edamame salad was a side that was just waiting in the wings to compliment what I did. AI said if you're planning on inviting people over for backyard barbecue at all during the 4th.
Starting point is 00:19:16 For a typical backyard barbecue where you'll also have buns and side dishes, plan for one-half pound of cooked meat per person for 20 people. That's about 10 pounds of cooked meat or 15 pounds of raw meat. Yeah, because you've got to do the math on that, and the meat loses a little bit of its weight when you cook it. So they're saying 15 raw works out to about 10 cooked. 10 pounds cooked meat does not seem like enough. It doesn't. You want to make too much. Yeah, because you have the initial thing you're going to eat, then you're going to go swimming or do activities or whatever, and then you want seconds.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah, you have, like, the plate that you did properly, but then you have the people that just go by and pick stuff off the grill with their fingers afterwards. Yeah, if you run out of barbecue, you have done it wrong. Yeah. You need to have lots of other. I think Allie's right. I got to give the point to, I mean, she's not good at cooking, obviously, but she gets the point anyway. I am good at cooking. Final question.
Starting point is 00:19:59 We go to our fashionista on the show, Jake the Nerd. Yeah. What is the appropriate attire? This is a big one. People get invited to a Fourth of July barbecue, and there's a lot of questions you have to ask yourself before you get dressed. And so we go to you, Mr. Fed. with the extensive jort collection.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Mr. Jorts. This is when jorts shine the most. Is that a 4th of July barbecue? Saddest sentence ever said. This is when jorts
Starting point is 00:20:23 shine the most. It's jorting season. Do you wear jorts on the river when you go down there? No, I got boar shorts. I got boar jorts. Boar jorts?
Starting point is 00:20:33 That makes no sense. Why are they jeans? Any jorts near Jake are boar jorts. Pretty quickly. Go ahead, Jake. So you believe jorts is the answer?
Starting point is 00:20:41 Well, I think it's really forgiving uh like uh attire for the fourth of july barbecue because it's pretty lax so wear whatever you want george is a good one because it's blue and you want to wear like red white and blue if you can or at least something with an american flag print yeah all right that's what jake says gotta be patriotic let's find out what the robot says final question only one outfit is acceptable for the fourth it's a red white blue stars and stripes bikini anything else means you are a dirty communist okay well thank you robot for that so jake is kind of right take that jorts
Starting point is 00:21:14 but i think the robot really gave us the hottest outfit ever which is the red white and blue stars and stripe bikini i know and you gotta buy a new one every year yeah so uh sorry jake robot wins that round and us humans got defeated by our future robot overlords that will kick our ass while wearing jorts it's k rock line alley show as promised we have time for one game and one game only it's that time of year where we play firework or gunshot if you'd like to call us now this will get you prepared for all noises you'll be hearing above and near your neighborhood for the foreseeable future 800-520-1067 is the number to call once again 800-520-1067 uh you give us a call and you have to figure out if this is the sweet sounds of a firework or a gunshot you'll
Starting point is 00:21:59 be playing it with your neighbors if you don't believe me just check out any ring neighborhood next door at a chat that's going on right now probably over the last few days you've had quite a few i don't want to alarm anyone but i think i just heard multiple gunshots and then someone else said they're fireworks dummy and then they get into a big fight about it i know and then you look like an idiot if you're the one don't don't be the boy who cried fireworks right and also you think to yourself should we call this in or not and the police department talks about how they get so many calls this time of year from people i don't know after uh your neighborhood But after Mexico won last night, I mean, everything was lit up over here.
Starting point is 00:22:31 It was insane how many fireworks went on. It was a nonstop celebration. My dog started doing a real freak out right when the game ended. And I was going, I didn't realize my dog was such a fan of Mexican soccer. And then I realized that he was hearing the fireworks that even I couldn't hear. And then they were getting. Whoa, really? Yeah, because then I went outside.
Starting point is 00:22:49 And then you could hear it pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. It was everywhere. So that was a good warm-up round. Let's say hi to Adam in Los Angeles. Adam, are you ready to play the game? Sweet divots. Yeah, let's go. All right, time for a firework or gunshot.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Here we go. When you live in L.A., you hear nightly. Night, night, night, night. Not that. That's just L.E. Just L.E. Here at K-Rock, talking about the sound. What's there?
Starting point is 00:23:13 That happens on your block. Firework or gunshot. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, Everybody! All right, listen closely today. You just get a little sound of it. And is this a firework or a gunshot?
Starting point is 00:23:30 Adam, listen closely. Here it is. Whoa. Jeez. Give it to you again. That's going to be a firework. He says firework. We've only had one winner so far this week.
Starting point is 00:23:43 It's been difficult this year, this season for sure. He believes that is a firework, not a gunshot. Let's find out if he's right. Like that. Look at that. That is absolutely... Look at that. I've been shot in the face.
Starting point is 00:23:59 That's a woman. A woman that was murdered. No, that is absolutely a firework. Congratulations. That one there, I believe, is called Grim Reaper, Allie. It looks like a lot of fun. So you can go ahead and light that one up. It's illegal in the state of California.
Starting point is 00:24:13 So you're going to have to find someone else to get it for you. But if you are looking to have some fun, listen to how much fun Grim Reaper is. Like that. Look at that. Look at that. Hold on one second. Congratulations. hey that woman took my jacket son of a bitch it's k-rock clown show k-rock we are klein alley show
Starting point is 00:24:33 just takeaways let me get the hell out of here it's wednesday which means we'll drop a bonus podcast on you whether you want it or not it's called klein alley show over time some people love it some people hate it but it is uncensored rambling and you'll get that coming up soon if you're not already following along you can find us wherever you get your podcast that's lots of possible places. Just search Klein Alley Show and once you get the spelling right, maybe you'll find us. Unfiltered rambling to your heart's content. Yeah, so we'll
Starting point is 00:24:58 get to that coming up a little bit later today. Takeaways from today's show and then we will officially turn it over to Sluggo, who's got more of those water park tickets for you coming up in about 15 minutes. Let's see. 818, my takeaway is Allie's a shipper. That's right. I only want to go back and forth
Starting point is 00:25:14 by ship. Allie looks good if she traveled by ship. Like cargo. When you're horribly seasick and puking off the side of the boat uh let's see a 909 my takeaway is someone knows klein 50 pizzas i don't know who we had a lot of gambling that went on today but someone owes me 50 pizzas maybe for your half birthday i want it 626 rosio's husband needs directions to a new personality it's 562 happy birthday klein happy birthday to me thank you for saying that it means a lot coming in from the text line 510 klein is a candlelight six or seven but a light bulb four that's why candlelight
Starting point is 00:25:50 is great. Everyone looks better. That's why whenever you see one of those movies where we're all making love and it's all romantic, it's usually candlelight. Yeah, you can't see anything. The flicker of the candle is just enough to be like, I think that's a human I'm doing, but you don't have to look at all their weirdness. We would have crushed before electricity. Crushed in the candlelight days. 818, my
Starting point is 00:26:06 takeaway is careful with those fireworks or you might be getting the number. And 818, my takeaway is Steve needs his medicine. Yeah. Allie's dad, number three, needs his meds. It's going to erupt all over Hawaii. So get ready for that
Starting point is 00:26:21 Mount Vestivius It's going to be exploding all over the throat Mount Vestivius My mom said that Steve thought it was very funny today He's got a great trip to look forward to A18 said if you want to get out of work You got to say You got to go to Tijuana to identify a body
Starting point is 00:26:39 That's right Thank you, Footlight Bros What's your takeaway from today's show? Vanessa, what do you got for us? It's sports George season. It is George season. That's right. What is your takeaway there, Postmaster Johnny?
Starting point is 00:26:55 Dead cousins get you out of work. That's right. Just make up another cousin. Don't be stupid and say grandparent because that runs out after a while. Just keep killing off cousins and uncles. It can go on forever. Jake, takeaway? Yeah, I've always been a big fan of the Idaho Elsewheres.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Yeah, go Elsewheres. You may see LeBron playing there next year. We don't know. Allie, takeaway? My takeaway is Jake's culture is not your costume. That's right. Jake has a crapping problem, so don't use that as an excuse. It's not funny to him.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Omar, final takeaway of the show. Merry Neckmas, everyone. Merry Neckmas. Merry Neckmas to you all. It's not Neckmas. My other takeaway is if you're committed, you have to let out a couple of farts. You have to. It's the only way to commit.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Have a great day. Do it tomorrow. Try to do it better. Stick around. Get some Sluggo next, and then we'll go in the other room and have ourselves a little fun with the Showvertime Pod. All right. Clown and Allie, it's just okay, do-do-do.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Clown and Allie, it's just okay. Oh. Clown and Allie, it's just okay, do-do-do-do. Just okay, do-do-do. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

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