Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Man vs Machine, Klein's Half Birthday and MORE
Episode Date: July 1, 2026...
Transcript
Discussion (0)
About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be.
The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports.
That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day.
Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.
Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport.
Okay, enough shilling.
Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.
This is the world famous K-Rock.
Hell yeah.
Good morning.
Welcome to your K-Rock Klein Alley Show.
Vanessa, that's been ordered, so you can go ahead and send what's-her-face over, as Alley
calls her.
Who?
Cattle.
Soup.
Who?
Soup.
Soup.
Send soup over.
We got lots to get to this hour on the show.
Good morning after 10 o'clock.
Right now, we get you into a bunch of water parks, three to be exact.
You, three friends, family members, the choice is yours.
Four-packet tickets to multiple water parks in Southern California are yours
if you're the 20th caller right now at 800-520-1067.
So call now and claim your way in and go ahead and take care of all of your plans for the summer.
Allie, would you like to hear someone that has a compliment slash insult for the show?
The whole show or just me?
I think it's an insult for you and me together.
But also a compliment for us as well.
So here we go.
Yo, Klein and Allie.
Hey, man.
You know, me and my wife were discussing it.
And you guys are pretty terrible at, you know, interviewing people.
Your interviews are horrible.
They're boring.
They're long, Allie, after, you know, 85-second questions.
And honestly, I want to put a gun to my head every time.
But let me tell you, the other day when you guys interviewed the Wolves of Glendale, man, that was probably your best interview.
I swear I enjoyed every second of that.
Maybe it was them.
Maybe it's the fact that they were just so cool and you guys are just whatever.
But let me tell you, please do your interviews like that.
Because normally you guys, you know, ask the feds big time with interviews.
Thank you.
Every single time, I'm just like, dude, are these the worst interviewers of all time with the worst questions?
Wow.
But, man, the Wolves of Glendale, man, they rock.
You guys rock that interview.
I appreciate you guys.
Sweet divots.
My pearls.
My pearls.
One out of every 20 interviews.
This guy and the band.
I think that may have been one of the Wolves of Glendale calling to salute that interview with them.
He's really just complimenting Wolves of Glendale.
Right.
I mean, I know it's not my forte, but are they really all that bad?
Pretty bad.
Yeah, I think they're boring for most people.
Because, listen, if you're like Muse, then you want to hear what Matt Bellamy of Muse has to say.
But if you don't care about Muse and you just want to hear us make fun of Jake,
then you'd rather hear us make fun of Jake.
This guy does not want to hear us make fun of Jake.
Hey, I'm a Southern California kid, grew up on K-Rock.
You guys are the best in your chemistry.
Stop picking on me.
Not, by the way, not according to the last call.
The last call said we're not the best.
So this guy says we're the best.
This guy, the last guy, said we're the worst.
You guys are the best in your chemistry.
Stop picking on Jake.
He's so funny.
I work nights, and I put my earbuds in, and Jake just makes me laugh.
So be nice to Jake.
I don't care if you have amps.
You're cool.
I think we are nice to Jake for the most part.
Jake brings it on himself a lot of times because he's so stubborn in his, you know,
he will never admit he's wrong, and he's wrong a lot.
No, I am not.
Especially with the Buc-ee's thing.
Buc-ee's is clearly a gas station, and he won't let that go.
Did you see that TSA put out a statement saying some of you may have visited a very large gas station,
and we're going to let you know what Buc-ee's items you can take through TSA and which ones you can't?
Yeah, and that's according to a government agency, Jake.
Okay, well, according to Buc-ee's, they're a store.
And they're going to be expanding.
And it's interesting because this whole Buc-ee's thing, you talk about manifestation.
There had been no conversation of Buc-ee's in the history of the show ever.
It was a stupid question during a round of Allie Knows the News where I said this viral gas station is expanding to Arizona, whatever it was.
And Jake got all upset and said, it's not a gas station, it's a store.
That started this whole thing.
Since this started on our show, I don't know, three weeks ago, Buc-ee's, it's like a reverse mush situation.
It's everywhere.
They are now, I'm here because of the World Cup stuff and because of the fact that they're now announcing that they're going to open locations, I believe, in Southern California.
No way.
Whoa, no way, really?
Yeah, I think I just saw their expansion plan includes a bunch of more gas stations.
A bunch of more gas stations that will be opening in Southern California as well.
And every time this stupid man makes this stupid argument, we get all these people to call that listen to us in Texas, listen to us in Buc-ee's land, and they say, I'm a regular.
And that place is definitely a gas station that has other stuff as well.
Yeah, I don't see anything about it opening in Southern California, but you never know.
Look, Klein's wrong again.
14 new – I looked at a map, and it had dots.
I thought I was looking at a dot in Southern California.
I don't know where the dot was.
It was at a store.
But you know what?
It was definitely a gas dot.
That much I know.
It was a dot.
Store dot.
You know, if you were to search gas stations in Arizona, Buc-ee's would come up, right?
If it was a gas station, yes.
But if I search stores, would it come up?
Yeah, type in new stores in Arizona and see what comes up.
I gave you the link.
Read any news.
And you refuse to play it.
New stores.
New stores.
Read new stores.
Well, you're the audio arbiter of sound.
Why don't you play it, Jake?
Fashion outlet.
I have an ability in here.
Fashion outlet.
Desert Ridge Marketplace.
That's not Buc-ee's.
Arizona Territory, Scottsdale Fashion Square, Local Nomad.
Now, if you type in, out of curiosity, that's Jake in the background.
If you type in gas stations in Arizona, let's see how quickly Buc-ee's pops up.
I'm just curious because this is now looking at the general population of the world and the Internet.
Buc-ee's in Goodyear, Arizona, open 24 hours.
Our fave gas station is the one review that was written here.
Jake, I hope when you're floating on that river, doing your stupid annual float,
you have some time to really ponder what a stupid argument you're making.
It's a solid argument, and people on the goat line have made other arguments in my benefit, too,
but you just refuse to play them.
I haven't.
Okay, there is one person who reviewed it as the following.
Make the trip to check out the brand-new Buc-ee's.
Wow, this isn't a gas station.
It's a destination.
There you have it.
Ariana, you are the 20th caller.
Congratulations from Rosebead.
And you are going to go to not one, not two, but three Southern California water parks
to have the wettest summer imaginable.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Also, my son loves Johnny, and he turns 10 on Friday.
So this is his birthday present, Ben.
That checks out.
Johnny does relate with many 10-year-olds on the show and in the listening audience.
Wild Rivers, Not Soak City, Six Flags, Hurricane Harbor, Los Angeles, and happy birthday to
your son.
What's his name?
Logan.
Logan.
Johnny, you want to give Logan a special birthday shout-out?
He's a big fan of yours because you guys have the same.
Yo, it's Logan.
Happy birthday, bro.
I hope you enjoy the water park.
Don't drown and eat lots of hot dogs and go swimming immediately right after.
Later, Logan.
All right.
Thanks.
Thanks for listening to the show.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
Logan's going to drown.
Yeah, that was a weird.
Oh, and go pee in a pool, Logan.
Go pee in all the pools.
Get into a brand-new hour of the show next on KROQ.
Good morning.
On Saturday, we celebrate America's birthday, 250 years.
But today, we celebrate something that I think is equally significant.
And no one has taken even a moment to acknowledge it.
Would anyone like to wish me anything?
Wish you anything?
Anything? Anyone? Nope.
Is it the anniversary of your weird nose surgery?
It's the fall in the hall anniversary.
Nope.
It's a merry neck miss.
No, it's not merry neck miss.
Is it when you got your nipple pierced?
No.
Merry Nickmas to all.
It's your first day at K-Rock.
No.
Oh.
This is a very significant annual day that should be on all...
Something related to pizza.
Should all be on your radar.
And I'm shocked that I've made it this far in the show and no one has even taken a moment to acknowledge or...
July 1st.
Happy half birthday.
Thanks, Vanessa.
Are you serious?
Thank you, Vanessa, for paying tribute where tribute deserves to be paid.
Pull that out of your ass.
happy birthday
because today is July 1st
today is my half birthday
but you don't care
I do care
I think it is
you don't even care
about your regular birthday
why would you care
about your half birthday
you're absolutely right
he cares more about his half birthday
I don't care about
the regular birthday
I care about the half birthday
I think the half birthday
why because we're all at work
I think the half birthday
is more of a day
to be celebrated
than the actual birthday
the actual birthday
for you maybe
at some point gets sad
because you're just like
oh man
I would not expect
anybody close to me
or otherwise
to know of
or wish me a happy half-birthday?
No one gets madder, and this happens every year.
I'll usually wait until sometime tonight,
and then I'll say to my wife,
I can't believe you didn't do anything.
And she'll say, for what?
And she gets mad every year
because she just thinks it's the most insignificant of all days
and that I'm a grown-ass man, and why should I care at all?
Because you're right, I don't care about my birthday.
I don't care at all about my birthday.
I had no idea in the 10 years I've known you
that you care about your half-birthday.
That's how much it bothered me
that I've been sitting on this for 10 years.
And so I would like to
What would you like?
I'd like to call my wife
And put her on blast right now
That here we are now
Almost done with the show
And there has been no mention of it
And she will not be happy about this
Because she's asked me
In the last few years
To never bring this up again
Because that's how much
She dislikes this day
And her actual birthday
Is coming up this week
So that's
Oh yeah it's just a few days away
Gets all the glory
and no glory is left for my day.
What about her half birthday?
Ah, who knows when that is.
It doesn't matter.
No one cares.
Once again, she's dodging these calls now because she knows.
Maybe she's out getting me a cake right now.
Probably.
That's probably what it is.
She's ordering the strippers.
She's doing the whole thing.
Your call has been forwarded.
And this is right after Father's Day.
You've already been celebrating.
Not really.
Are you going to keep calling her?
Yeah, because everyone expects some sort of something on their birthday.
That's the expected.
like a surprise party on your birthday it's not that much of a surprise your birthday
half birthday that's where it's at you should get half of nothing which is not more nothing
not half of nothing you should celebrate it's a great uh tradition tradition hello
i can't believe she's dodging these calls she knows she doesn't know or care i know she definitely
doesn't care that much i know who has ever done anything for a half birthday i think it's once
again why why have we decided the day you were born is significant because everyone has she's
not taking the calls i'm so annoyed it ali so would you do you want me to order you a pizza
or something i already i already bought you i already bought you guys coffee okay happy half
birthday so that you to everyone omar you don't believe in celebrating the half birthday no of
course not that's ridiculous vanessa you're with me um i feel like for you yours counts because
This December 1st is such a, like, not a birthday.
That's also not his birthday.
January 1st.
It's amazing that you thought today was his half birthday, which isn't right.
January 1st is not like a birthday because New Year's just happened.
So, I understand.
According to 818, the Cheesecake Factory, Yogurtland, and Blaze Pizza all offer special half birthday deals.
Well, I stand corrected.
Did you know that that is a celebration?
The big three.
the holy trinity baby of celebrations i mean i hope i'm never at the point in my life where
i'm walking into a yogurt land demanding my half birthday treat well if you get a free yogurt today
a free fro-yo that's actually a pretty good treat now you gotta go there and record audio yeah
you have to tell them it's your half birthday you have to go to all three of these places
are you glad you brought it up now no now i'm upset hi could i have a 7 000 calorie pizza
I just want to let you listen you may not think that's important but in a moment hey one-armed
Gary yeah you have a big day today don't you yeah you're my arm today today he gets his arm
arm day that's way more important uh don't you steal my thunder one-armed Gary it's my half
birthday oh well happy birthday half birthday you don't even say happy birthday happy birthday
Hey, Duke, happy birthday.
Drink wine.
Happy birthday, Duke.
Happy birthday to you.
Hey, you're going to become...
It's arm birthday day.
It's arm day.
I'm so honored to share my half birthday with your day
where you become half a man, become a full man today.
He gets his arm today, Allie.
Today's arm day.
So when you go in and they...
Are they just clamping it on and it's going to stay on forever?
And they have this...
They have this...
When is new phone day?
That's great.
Hey, One-Armed Gary, we do want to talk to you, but we can't hear you.
Okay.
Our plan...
This is going great, guys.
Our plan, Allie, was with One-Armed Gary, he gets his new arm today,
and we were immediately going to have him hold a firework and light it
and see if the new arm can beat the firework.
It's like the people getting the Cybertrucks.
You have to test them out.
But the new arm is made of titanium, correct?
It's red and black, and it has tattoos on it.
It does?
What is she saying?
Does it have different attachments?
I think it does.
Yeah, it has four.
Four attachments?
Okay, what's one?
Can opener?
What else?
It's got to be like one of the shoe horns.
Vibrator and a holder.
A holder?
Isn't that just a hand?
That's what they call it, though, in his world.
But what I'm getting at, this isn't one of those arms that looks like a human arm, right?
This looks robotic?
it kind of looks robotic yeah it's red and black though well listen happy arm birthday to you
happy half birthday to me let's just agree both very important days right
that guy's excited send us a picture yeah yeah congratulations we'll do a christening next week
uh well at some point come in here and we'll look at your arm i'd love to be able to give
you fire would you hold a firework with your new arm and light it or no for sure okay great
I'm sure your health insurance is going to be very happy about that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Slap on your wrist.
We're going to do a round of gunshot or firework coming up a little bit later this hour.
A chance to win and prove that you know the difference between the sweet sounds of fireworks
and the dangerous, very scary sounds of gunfire,
which is a game that you'll be playing with your neighbors and your family for the next foreseeable future.
Right now, though, it's time for us to figure out if humans stand a chance against robots,
as many people are planning for backyard barbecues and Fourth of July hangs.
More than ever before, people are turning to AI to help them plan their backyard barbecue
and figure out how to cook stuff and what to get.
And so we've decided, do us humans stand a chance in the world of barbecuing?
It's time for Man vs. Machine.
Three questions that are asked to artificial intelligence,
but also that we attempt to answer as regular, red-blooded American human beings.
So we go to this first question.
The human representation will be from DJ Omar Khan, representing humans.
Omar is the most robot-like on the show because he's got all the ability to play sounds and whatnot,
but he is still human technically.
Well, and I think they just now have AI designing the ideal burger,
so they have new kind of AI technology to determine how to grill something properly
and how to make food the right way, which you would feel like humans would have that.
Remember Flippy, the burger that was going to be at all the places doing all the flip?
We talked to the inventor of Flippy.
Yes.
Did that become a thing?
I think it was a thing because I feel like I got a bunch of pop-ups on Instagram that were like,
how would you like to invest in the future of hamburgers?
Flippy, the Flippy robot.
And I was like, I got to put my money in that thing.
And bet the house.
Yeah, I was like, I'm going to go in that.
Everyone's like, you should go into SpaceX.
I'm like, no, no, I'm all in on Flippy.
Flippy.
It's a robot that flips hamburgers.
It's going to change it all.
So first question is, Omar, let's say you're throwing a barbecue having people over.
You're not a seasoned pit master.
What is something simple, easy that you could probably figure out how to do that would impress your guests?
The easiest thing that you're going to do is a hot dog.
There is very little ways to screw up a hot dog.
And it's very forgiving because even if you do burn it a little, it has a little black.
It tastes great.
I know.
So you can't screw it up.
And also.
I love the hot dog.
Everyone does feel like they love the hot dog.
Even if it's undercooked, like, it's already pre-cooked.
Right.
Yeah, you can't make anybody sick.
And undercooking can't really overcook.
I mean, you can't overcook sometimes.
Sometimes they leave a few on there.
A few days later, you find them, they're covered in maggots.
Yes, but it is more forgiving if you overcook or it's dry because you're usually eating it in a bun with a bunch of other stuff on it.
All right, Omar says hot dog.
It's a crowd favorite.
Let's find out what AI Robot says in Man vs. Machine Barbecue.
If you're just getting started with barbecue, chicken thighs are the easiest choice.
they're inexpensive, flavorful
and much less likely to dry out
than chicken breasts
if you get the seasoning wrong
on the chicken thigh they're going to come out like crap
I mean there's definitely
more margin of error
on the chicken thighs
but at least the chicken thigh you feel like you're getting
something a little bit more elevated than a hot dog
but I don't know it's tough right there
because people also undercook chicken
that's Salmonella City
yeah but AI's right it does cook pretty quickly
and it's more flavorful
because of all the fat.
No, but the question is,
what's the easiest?
What can you figure it out?
I think you have more room for error
when you're trying to cook a chicken thigh.
But I also think that you're not going to impress
your guests as much with hot dogs
as you are with chicken thighs.
That wasn't the question.
And by the way,
you know that you played that clip of Vanessa
saying she loves the hot dogs,
but also she loves the chicken.
Let's not forget that.
Oh, man, that is true.
I love the chicken thigh.
That's going to be a tie.
Round one is a tie between human and robot.
We go to question number two, Allie, for you.
This is what people are using now, AI, more than ever before.
You have 20 people at your backyard barbecue.
How much meat do you need?
Oh, got to go a pound a person.
A pound a person?
Yeah, you got to make too much.
Because then everyone goes, oh my gosh, Allie, you way outdid yourself.
Look at all this food.
We can't possibly.
But you just made all that food.
No one wanted it.
No, I barely had any leftovers.
People were eating salad at your barbecue.
At a mommy's salad.
One friend made a particularly delicious salad.
So you're saying that a pound a person.
Yes, and you have to have variety.
You have to do a pound a person, and you have to do at least three or four different things.
I did chicken, regular beef burgers, turkey burgers, and grilled sausage.
But where's that salad?
That's what they're all saying.
The edamame salad was a side that was just waiting in the wings to compliment what I did.
AI said if you're planning on inviting people over for backyard barbecue at all during the 4th.
For a typical backyard barbecue where you'll also have buns and side dishes, plan for one-half pound of cooked meat per person for 20 people.
That's about 10 pounds of cooked meat or 15 pounds of raw meat.
Yeah, because you've got to do the math on that, and the meat loses a little bit of its weight when you cook it.
So they're saying 15 raw works out to about 10 cooked.
10 pounds cooked meat does not seem like enough.
It doesn't.
You want to make too much.
Yeah, because you have the initial thing you're going to eat, then you're going to go swimming or do activities or whatever, and then you want seconds.
Yeah, you have, like, the plate that you did properly, but then you have the people that just go by and pick stuff off the grill with their fingers afterwards.
Yeah, if you run out of barbecue, you have done it wrong.
Yeah.
You need to have lots of other.
I think Allie's right.
I got to give the point to, I mean, she's not good at cooking, obviously, but she gets the point anyway.
I am good at cooking.
Final question.
We go to our fashionista on the show, Jake the Nerd.
Yeah.
What is the appropriate attire?
This is a big one.
People get invited to a Fourth of July barbecue, and there's a lot of questions you have to ask yourself before you get dressed.
And so we go to you, Mr. Fed.
with the extensive
jort collection.
Mr. Jorts.
This is when jorts
shine the most.
Is that a 4th of July
barbecue?
Saddest sentence
ever said.
This is when jorts
shine the most.
It's jorting season.
Do you wear jorts
on the river
when you go down there?
No, I got boar shorts.
I got boar jorts.
Boar jorts?
That makes no sense.
Why are they jeans?
Any jorts near Jake
are boar jorts.
Pretty quickly.
Go ahead, Jake.
So you believe
jorts is the answer?
Well, I think
it's really
forgiving uh like uh attire for the fourth of july barbecue because it's pretty lax so wear
whatever you want george is a good one because it's blue and you want to wear like red white
and blue if you can or at least something with an american flag print yeah all right that's what
jake says gotta be patriotic let's find out what the robot says final question only one outfit is
acceptable for the fourth it's a red white blue stars and stripes bikini anything else means you
are a dirty communist okay well thank you robot for that so jake is kind of right take that jorts
but i think the robot really gave us the hottest outfit ever which is the red white and blue stars
and stripe bikini i know and you gotta buy a new one every year yeah so uh sorry jake robot wins
that round and us humans got defeated by our future robot overlords that will kick our ass
while wearing jorts it's k rock line alley show as promised we have time for one game and one
game only it's that time of year where we play firework or gunshot if you'd like to call us now
this will get you prepared for all noises you'll be hearing above and near your neighborhood for
the foreseeable future 800-520-1067 is the number to call once again 800-520-1067 uh you give us a
call and you have to figure out if this is the sweet sounds of a firework or a gunshot you'll
be playing it with your neighbors if you don't believe me just check out any ring neighborhood
next door at a chat that's going on right now probably over the last few days you've had quite
a few i don't want to alarm anyone but i think i just heard multiple gunshots and then someone
else said they're fireworks dummy and then they get into a big fight about it i know and then
you look like an idiot if you're the one don't don't be the boy who cried fireworks right and
also you think to yourself should we call this in or not and the police department talks about how
they get so many calls this time of year from people i don't know after uh your neighborhood
But after Mexico won last night, I mean, everything was lit up over here.
It was insane how many fireworks went on.
It was a nonstop celebration.
My dog started doing a real freak out right when the game ended.
And I was going, I didn't realize my dog was such a fan of Mexican soccer.
And then I realized that he was hearing the fireworks that even I couldn't hear.
And then they were getting.
Whoa, really?
Yeah, because then I went outside.
And then you could hear it pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
It was everywhere.
So that was a good warm-up round.
Let's say hi to Adam in Los Angeles.
Adam, are you ready to play the game?
Sweet divots.
Yeah, let's go.
All right, time for a firework or gunshot.
Here we go.
When you live in L.A., you hear nightly.
Night, night, night, night.
Not that.
That's just L.E.
Just L.E.
Here at K-Rock, talking about the sound.
What's there?
That happens on your block.
Firework or gunshot.
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot,
Everybody!
All right, listen closely today.
You just get a little sound of it.
And is this a firework or a gunshot?
Adam, listen closely.
Here it is.
Whoa.
Jeez.
Give it to you again.
That's going to be a firework.
He says firework.
We've only had one winner so far this week.
It's been difficult this year, this season for sure.
He believes that is a firework, not a gunshot.
Let's find out if he's right.
Like that.
Look at that.
That is absolutely...
Look at that.
I've been shot in the face.
That's a woman.
A woman that was murdered.
No, that is absolutely a firework.
Congratulations.
That one there, I believe, is called Grim Reaper, Allie.
It looks like a lot of fun.
So you can go ahead and light that one up.
It's illegal in the state of California.
So you're going to have to find someone else to get it for you.
But if you are looking to have some fun, listen to how much fun Grim Reaper is.
Like that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Hold on one second.
Congratulations.
hey that woman took my jacket son of a bitch it's k-rock clown show k-rock we are klein alley show
just takeaways let me get the hell out of here it's wednesday which means we'll drop a bonus
podcast on you whether you want it or not it's called klein alley show over time some people
love it some people hate it but it is uncensored rambling and you'll get that coming up soon if
you're not already following along you can find us wherever you get your podcast that's lots of
possible places. Just search Klein Alley Show
and once you get the spelling right, maybe
you'll find us. Unfiltered rambling
to your heart's content. Yeah, so we'll
get to that coming up a little bit later today.
Takeaways from today's show
and then we will officially
turn it over to Sluggo, who's got more of those water
park tickets for you coming up in about 15 minutes.
Let's see. 818,
my takeaway is Allie's a shipper.
That's right. I only want to go back and forth
by ship. Allie looks good if she traveled
by ship. Like cargo. When you're
horribly seasick and puking off the side of
the boat uh let's see a 909 my takeaway is someone knows klein 50 pizzas i don't know who
we had a lot of gambling that went on today but someone owes me 50 pizzas maybe for your
half birthday i want it 626 rosio's husband needs directions to a new personality it's 562
happy birthday klein happy birthday to me thank you for saying that it means a lot coming in from
the text line 510 klein is a candlelight six or seven but a light bulb four that's why candlelight
is great. Everyone looks better. That's why
whenever you see one of those movies where we're all making love
and it's all romantic, it's usually candlelight.
Yeah, you can't see anything. The flicker of the candle
is just enough to be like, I think that's a human I'm
doing, but you don't have to look at all their weirdness.
We would have crushed before electricity. Crushed
in the candlelight days. 818, my
takeaway is careful
with those fireworks or you might be getting the
number. And 818, my takeaway
is Steve needs his medicine. Yeah.
Allie's dad, number three,
needs his meds. It's going to
erupt all over Hawaii.
So get ready for that
Mount Vestivius
It's going to be exploding all over the throat
Mount Vestivius
My mom said that Steve thought it was very funny today
He's got a great trip to look forward to
A18 said if you want to get out of work
You got to say
You got to go to Tijuana to identify a body
That's right
Thank you, Footlight Bros
What's your takeaway from today's show?
Vanessa, what do you got for us?
It's sports George season.
It is George season.
That's right.
What is your takeaway there, Postmaster Johnny?
Dead cousins get you out of work.
That's right.
Just make up another cousin.
Don't be stupid and say grandparent because that runs out after a while.
Just keep killing off cousins and uncles.
It can go on forever.
Jake, takeaway?
Yeah, I've always been a big fan of the Idaho Elsewheres.
Yeah, go Elsewheres.
You may see LeBron playing there next year.
We don't know.
Allie, takeaway?
My takeaway is Jake's culture is not your costume.
That's right.
Jake has a crapping problem, so don't use that as an excuse.
It's not funny to him.
Omar, final takeaway of the show.
Merry Neckmas, everyone.
Merry Neckmas.
Merry Neckmas to you all.
It's not Neckmas.
My other takeaway is if you're committed, you have to let out a couple of farts.
You have to.
It's the only way to commit.
Have a great day.
Do it tomorrow.
Try to do it better.
Stick around.
Get some Sluggo next, and then we'll go in the other room and have ourselves a little
fun with the Showvertime Pod.
All right.
Clown and Allie, it's just okay, do-do-do.
Clown and Allie, it's just okay.
Oh.
Clown and Allie, it's just okay, do-do-do-do.
Just okay, do-do-do.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
