Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Megan Holiday, Human Bingo and MORE

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock.

Oh yeah, happy BF Thursday and happy Thrifty Thursday and happy Prequend and everything else you're looking forward to this hour. Lots to get to, including Alley's going to make the weather even hotter if that's possible. It feels really hot out there, but she's going to figure out a way to sex up your weather. And that used to be the bread and butter of doing the weather in Los Angeles. This was a bunch of very attractive weather people, and we didn't care that nothing was happening. It was going to be 75 and sunny yet again. They're like, let's just give you some eye candy because we can't give you an interesting weather report. But that's gone away now, and Allie's going to try to bring it back.

Also, Johnny will be high above in the Jason chopper, giving you an update as to everything you can look forward to in the next few months ahead with your Jason report. So we have that to get to this hour as well, and more access to the endless summer kegger, if that's your kind of thing. We will make that happen for you coming up later this hour. So lots of ways to get involved. Special guest joining us in the KROQ studios in mere moments, walking through the hallways, and she will be in here after this one from Temper City. It's called Self-Aware If You Care.

And once again, you can interact with the show lots of ways, but remember these numbers. You'll need them this hour to win. 800-520-1067. We are Klein Alley Show. This is KROQ. KROQ, we are Klein Alley Show. Not that you need to know that.

And Jesus Christ, I'm all tangled up in my headphones like a cat. Were you nervous? I was nervous. Was there a guest in? Megan Holliday has wandered through the halls of K-Rock. I thought I smelled something delicious. Here she is, finally giving you something to stare at on the YouTube. Hey, Megan, not to, I know why you're here, but Vanessa asked if you could come in and

you had donuts for us, but I don't see any donuts. Okay, so here's where I went wrong. I thought that our Life of the Party donut was going on sale today, but it's going on sale tomorrow. Oh, man. So they're not ready yet, but... So you didn't just bring

regular donuts? I'm going to... This is such false advertising. It is false advertising. Vanessa said... Vanessa said, actually... What are you eating? Wait, hold on.

Did you eat the donuts? What? I gave them all to Vanessa. We're eating cake back here. Vivian the Greek brought us some good Greek cake. They're eating cake. You got that cake?

You want some? Yes. Let me get this. Hold on. Let me get this straight. You say, can Megan Holiday come in? She's got donuts.

We said, of course. Now, she comes in no donuts and you guys are back they're eating cake? Hey, brother, when it rains, it pours. That doesn't make sense here. Johnny, that's not exactly, that doesn't describe this at all. No. It's not raining or pouring.

I'm going to Uber Eats the life of the party donut to you guys tomorrow morning. That is what's going to happen. This is an event that Megan does because she's actually a genuinely good person. And last year, I got a chance to stop by and Danny Trejo was there and she was selling these donuts and of course the money's all going to your

non-profit where you literally save lives, which is why it's so cool. and you believe, last time I think we asked you how many lives you had saved, and you didn't want to you ballparked it at like 5 to 20. Yeah, I think we're up to like 11, 12. We're at that number. And you know what

else happened last year? His client showed up, we were all so excited that he was there and he goes, Megan, I'm going to make a $100 donation to Life of the Party and he shows it to me on his Venmo and we're so stoked about it and then my co-founder goes, hey, we never got that

oh stop it are you serious this all tracks it doesn't track i'm you never got it hold on wait so the donation never went through he wanted me to make sure that you know i felt felt that he was such this great guy and that he really had my back are you being serious the donation never went through i'm gonna do it right now hold on i'm doing it live on the air why are you gonna show her the phone again and then put it away hold on okay so it's at life of the party org on Venmo. I probably spelled it wrong. I'm sure I sent some guy a life of...

How much did I say I was going to give? You showed me $100. That's what you showed me. But I thought, wasn't I supposed to get donuts for that? Well, yeah, you could go in and buy donuts, and small proceeds do go to us. A direct donation, I'm sure, is what you're after.

We love a direct donation. You're not Life of the Party Florida? No. You donated to Florida? That's probably just actual drugs. I'm part of the problem. You're probably a problem. That's probably a guy selling...

I think I bought meth from Florida. Just send it to Life of the Party Florida. He'll know where it's going. Now, here it is. You guys are the... Okay, well, to be fair, there's a Life of the Party Florida. That's people.

Life of the Party... Org is a charity. Yes, sir. Here we go, Maggie. I bet that guy's so happy. He got a donation from a random guy. Party Florida is a cover band in Florida. Oh, that's nice.

I bet you Jake likes them. Yeah, I got that shirt. Megan, look at this. Look at this. Oh, my God. You sent it to the wrong place. Now I just made it right, I think. Is it happening?

Hold on. It says I just made a donation. Now you have to send double the money. I did send double the money. I will also, I'm also going to donate to Life of the Party Florida. By the way, I just wanted to come in here and give you crap. I was not anticipating you guys actually donating. There it is.

It went through. You don't owe me a damn thing. Oh, there it is. $200 donation. Life of the Party, Florida. Congratulations, Life of the Party, Florida. Buy yourself a new guitar. Wow.

Don't donate to the cover band in Florida. Give Megan your money because she's using it to save lives. I'm going to support the band. All right. I think that's important. And we'll be out there on Sunday giving out Narcan, doing the thing 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. So you can come by and grab a donut. Yeah, right.

Are you going to have donuts there? We're going to have donuts there. I'm going to send some tomorrow. And also, we're going to have some music going. A local artist named Beebs. The guys from Real Big Fish are going to come by and maybe do a couple of songs. Oh, very cool. So, we're just trying to create a fun little community vibe out there at Trejo's Donuts on Sunday.

Hey, you know what? Every single weekend, all we want to do is sit on the couch and scratch our balls. Right, Klein? And Megan's doing way more than that, and we respect it. And I plan on cheering Megan on and sending her Venmo while I have my hand in my pants on my balls. But last year I did go, and it was an incredible event to see actually come together because I hear Megan blah, blah, blah on the radio, and I tune out, right? They all do, yeah.

This was a real, like, to see it happen and to see people in the community truly affected by it, I think to myself, if only I was a good person like Megan Holiday. And Danny is a soft spy, too. And he came by, yeah. He looked good, and he was all excited about it. He had donuts. I don't know why Megan said donuts. No donuts, but whatever.

It's a great event. All the details, I'm sure, are up on the socials. Yeah, you can go to the Life of the Party org, Instagram, or at Megan Holiday, Instagram. Stop by and support. Fans of K-Rock are always there. They always come out. Yeah, the Netbangers are always coming out. Yeah.

Except for the Netbangers. They always show up. They really do. And unlike a disappearance, there actually will be donuts at Trejo's Donuts. I'm never going to live it down. You know, Ali's pregnant right now. You know how excited I was? I didn't bring my lunch.

You know, Allie, literally today we were talking about, I don't know, six something this morning. I'm just trying to survive until 10 a.m. when the donuts arrive and then 12 o'clock when the lunch arrives. She says, Megan's coming by with donuts. I go, Allie, that's in four hours. She's like, I know. I'm so excited. And poor Vanessa back there. And then I turned down the cake because I thought the donuts were coming.

But to be fair, I did text Vanessa and say, I got the days wrong. They won't be ready till Friday. I'll send them on Friday. Vanessa, you didn't pass that on to us. What? I did not get that text. Oh, please. Oh, my God.

It probably went to that band in Florida. It went to that band in Florida. I get all the horses in the band in Florida. All right. Well, anyway, you're doing good work. We love you, Megan. I love you guys. I'm so fired up about this no donut thing.

I think I need some of that Narcan. I got you. Can I rack the sugar that would have gone in? We've got to take a break. We're back in a moment. We have more show, believe it or not, after this. Once again, if you want to go see Weezer, listen closely. Around the human bingo in today's show, if you're listening and you fit into the category

of the people we're looking for right now, we have spots for you. at the endless summer kegger, also known as the inaugural Klein Alley Show Clam Slam. So listen closely and be ready to call if this is you. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a game of bingo unlike any other where you are the star. This is human bingo. All right. Call us now if you are one of the following or potentially all of the following. Earlier today, we met people that were hooking up with relatives and missing body parts and drug dealers.

And now we are looking for you if you have ever died and come back to life. You've officially died. They declared you dead, but then you returned again. Not almost died. No, no, no. You died. Not could have died, not hypothetically, and not one of those, the joke was so funny that I'm dead. Not talking about that.

Like everyone on the internet. I'm just talking like you died. They said that was it. You heard that loud beep. Maybe you saw the light. and then you return to life because something happened, we will talk to you. If you were ever chased by police,

we'd love to hear from you as well. And if you have just moved here, you are a brand-new resident of Southern California, don't know anyone, and would like an opportunity to hang out with some people and maybe meet your new friend group, we'd love to hear from you right now at 800-520-1067 so we can spotlight you in this round of human bingo.

It's like regular bingo, only much more fun and with humans. And we will take your calls and give away some tickets next. Don't care, huh? All right, it's the Klein and Allie Show. It's K-Rock. We got a lot of people on the phone now that want to get involved in the human bingo, and I get why. You want to be at the end of the summer kegger. We're slightly stupid, and we'd love to have you there. And we are looking for you right now if you fall into one of the three following categories you've ever been involved in a police chase. You have died and returned to life, or you just moved here.

You are brand new. No nobody. Perhaps you're listening to us right now, and you're way back from, I don't know, the airport or the bus station or whatever the hell you got here, and you go, I don't know anyone. I want to meet some people. Maybe you're calling from your moving truck. So, and if you're currently in a high-speed chase, please let Vanessa know that so she bumps you to the front of these phone calls now. It's time for us to meet some people in this exciting edition of Human Bingo. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a game of bingo unlike any other where you are the star. This is Human Bingo.

Amber, good morning. Why are you calling us? I have been chased by the police. I love it. What was the reason for this? So I was like 18 and I was with this guy that I liked a lot. And I guess he had a warrant and we were leaving a party and the cops got behind us and he did not stop. And we went on a high speed pursuit for like a good 20 to 30 minutes. And then they like finally, I don't know, but he ended up stopping and then hopped out of the car, took off running.

I stayed in the passenger seat, and I guess there was a bunch of drugs in the car, and I ended up getting arrested. Wow. Dude. I understand why you like this guy. Real bad boy. I think I like him. And did you end up with a charge and having to do time? Well, they ended up dropping everything because he was the driver, and I was like, well, I don't know.

I just met him and da-da-this and da-da. So, like, I did end up spending the night over jail, but all the charges were dropped. How high did the speeds get in the high-speed chase? Oh, like 80. and uh and what what do you have what's the conversation you're having with the guy while you're being chased by the police are you saying hey pull over and or is it like i'm like what are we doing this is crazy oh my god i'm getting in so much trouble and then if you go i have a warrant i'm not stopping and i don't know it's kind of fun do you remember how you

got stopped like did they do a pit maneuver how did you or he he was the one who voluntarily stopped He voluntarily stopped. Wow. You tell him, get out and run. So, like, he went into, like, this neighborhood, like, he was aware of, like, that he knew. Oh, that he knew he could kind of disappear. Right. Did your chase make TV?

I don't know. I have no clue. Oh, man. I feel like a 20-minute one wouldn't make the news. I don't know. Sometimes it depends if it's a slow day and they don't have anything else to report on. They'll cover that. I mean, if you're going fast enough.

All right, that's Amber. She was in a high-speed chase. That's pretty cool. let me say hi to uh chad chad why are you calling good morning you're on k-rock human bingo what's up chad hey sweet divots i died and i came back how long did you die for i was dead for a minute and 32 seconds back when i was 16 years old and how did you die um actually i fit in both categories um i was being chased by the cops um got into a confrontation i threw a knife he shot me twice um on the way to the hospital i is when i actually died and they did a blood transfusion

everything when i got there and brought me back and they said you were dead officially uh they wrote you down as a deceased or maybe they don't write you down until you're dead for more than a couple of minutes but they wrote you you were dead for over a minute for sure a minute and 32 seconds what happened when you died you remember seeing anything feeling anything um i i don't know if was a combination of being dead or um anesthetic because they had to do surgery on me um in the process but i remember standing in front of a big pile of skulls an individual sitting on the pile of skulls i saw no visuals of what the person was or what it was just a human figure and pointed a finger at me said you're not done doing my work yet and next thing i know i woke up i was mid

surgery the doctor had my intestines in his hand whoa and then i went back to sleep wow i think jake has that poster on his wall pile of skulls this man it seems like that's the that was the devil was that the fingers on yeah yeah i believe and why were you being chased by police in the first place because you had a weapon um i was in possession of firearms explosives and knives We've got to have this guy at our party, for sure. You should be in public. How can we possibly have a fun, endless summer kegger without this guy? That's incredible.

Hold on one second. Almost died while being chased by cops? Vanessa, I don't want that guy at the party, but I don't want to tell him. He'll kill us. He'll kill us. We'll tell him off the air. It's your call. Hey, you're welcome to our party, sir.

You come on in. Allie and I say you're cool. Get in here, you. Bring all your stuff. Vanessa. you know what I'm saying wait wait I'm not on the mic

I'm confused by what you're asking that guy's coming to the party you gotta cut him loose ok don't cut him don't say cut ok ok

don't ask about the splosives alright let's say hi now to our next person the human bingo right now You want to talk to someone who died? Someone who ran from the cops? I want to hear more ran from the cops. All right. Let me say good morning now to Jimmy on KROG.

Jimmy, what happened? Hey, man. Yeah, I left the bar, got in a Corvette. Happened to be in my... I had a Corvette at the time, and the keys were in this vent. So it ended up being a GTA, but it was also going to be my fourth DUI. So I ran on a chase. I was on the 405 freeway helicopter.

It was on the news. My dad called my actual, or my wife at the time, said, hey, do you know, and because my car was left there, they knew who I was, and he says, hey, do you know where Jimmy is? She said, no, we got in a fight that night, which is a typical drunk age, you know, start a fight so I can go to the bar, and so they said my name over the air. I got out of the 405 in Ellis and jumped. It's a 46-foot drop.

Shattered my ankle, jacked up my back. Oh. Wait a minute. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You jumped out of the car? You jumped out while the car was going, or you jumped off a bridge or something? Jumped off the bridge. the 405 overpass.

Whoa! 36 feet. This is on the news? I can find this footage? It was in 1999, so I'm sure you could somehow, yeah. Wow. Jimmy was running for the cops

in a Corvette. That is drunk confidence to go, I can jump this overpass. I'll be fine. And you jumped and immediately shattered your ankles upon landing? You know what? The raddest part of the story

was that time. So when you jump, let's say you jump off a regular roof, like, put your hand in the fire. You have a time to think real quick. ouch, that's hot. I had three full like, if you jump off a regular roof, you hit the ground so fast, it's not even safe.

I had three full thoughts. Like, wow, where's the ground? I'm going to get hurt. And then my other thought was I'm really going to get hurt. And then I impacted. Those are great thoughts. And what is the You have three chances to think of something better. I don't have a third thought,

so I'll just go with hurt badly. So you jumped off the bridge. You couldn't get away at that point because now you're limping, but they pull you in. How long are you in jail for for this? Two years, which at the end of the day, it was my fourth DUI, too,

so I was going to prison no matter what. But two years, I made it to the end of June. I think maybe like 10 and a half months, I made it to a halfway house in Long Beach and everything. It ended up being kind of cool. I think that the appropriate prize for someone with four DUIs is inviting them to an endless summer.

Yeah, are you sober now, or are you off the wagon? No, way sober. I was married 17 years and stayed drinking. I owned a tow business and everything, so I was an idiot. But I destructed. We got divorced a while back, but then I destructed again. But since 2019, I've been sober seven years.

Oh, good for you. It's time to help you fall. Will it be too triggering to go to a kegger event? I put him on hold. But I like your story. Catherine, I'm trying to squeeze one more story. What happened to you, Catherine? Hi, you're on KROQ.

Hey, how are you guys doing today? Good. So, 2023, I was admitted to Mission Hospital. I was in a beach for some sort of diabetic episode of type 1. and uh long story short the icu nurses gave me some antibiotics that antibiotics stopped my heart for a good nine minutes and they had to do cpr and the shock pads on everything for nine full minutes you were dead they believe you were dead for nine minutes nine minutes dead yeah i was i was i was flat line trying to get me back everything and did you see anything did you

see a pile of skulls i didn't see a pile of schools but i saw my body just a naked version of myself looking down like looking down on myself and i was on a black glass like ice it was just nothing but black glass there was nobody there there was no sound i was looking down on my naked body my adult naked body kind of like a bird's eye view and i faded out i would like to look back on my body with clothes if possible i don't want more clothes i just want to see i think i touched myself a little yeah okay so that so you died nine minutes that's incredible and then you're back to live to tell the tale. Back to this guy.

This guy that just had his cough story, you know, if it wasn't for that 15 days admission in the ICU, I wouldn't feel this. Now I'm sober because alcohol was part of that. Oh, I see. Good for you. I feel like this kegger is a weird prize to give for this round. Well, you don't have to drink at the kegger.

Do you want to talk to someone who just moved here from North Carolina? Yeah. It's risky. It's not going to be as exciting. Do you regret your decision, North Carolina? We have to go through some of this. And, Vanessa, seriously, I'm being serious about that first guy.

You invite him, okay? I invited him. No. Winky face. I don't know. Winky face. Winky face doesn't mean I still invite him. You know what that means.

We're going to give you Julia Wolf now. We're going to come back with takeaways and get out of here after this on KROQ. That'll do it for us. But the good news for you is you don't have to go to the same meeting we have to go into, which is taking place now. So the longer we stall here, the longer we don't have to go to the meeting. Cool. Take our time.

Take our sweet-ass time with these takeaways, huh? Do you guys have your jerseys on? No. No, we did not wear costumes. You guys are not playing along. Ali is, actually. I'm wearing a shirt with a team on it. I'm not wearing a jersey.

You're wearing a Niners. Yeah, Johnny's wearing. Johnny looks like one of those fun boys that stands outside of an Abercrombie. Let's go, bro. Styling right here. You got the cut-off shorts. You got the crop tee with the number 69 on it. He's got like a jersey that doesn't have an actual team on it.

It just looks like Fun Times. One of those weird jerseys. Vanessa, you should have worn your sports hat. I totally forgot. Yeah. But that would have been a good one. This is going to be to raise team morale around here. So you can always tell things are going bad when they have to have a raised team morale meeting.

You know what will raise my morale? My bank account. That's right. Omar, are you coming to the meeting? Oh, I'm there, dude. Omar's there. Omar's going to be there. He's going to be in the B costume.

He's going to be wearing his favorite baseball jerseys. How hilarious would that be? Takeaways from today's show, and then we leave you in the capable hands of a man by the name of Sluggo. 323, my takeaway is that Klein wouldn't save his daughters for $50,000. I mean, I think I went way lower than that. $10,000, I believe was the number. 408, you have suave. You got suave.

You know what that means. 424, stay out of this, Boomer Lisa. 818, my takeaway is ladies need more electricity. 818, my takeaway is Marcos, a.k.a. Anonymous, slept with his cousin. Yeah, that was a crazy story from Marcos. 818-GOOD-NEWS-CAMEROON. And 323-MY-TAKE-AWAY is always check someone's phone before you hook up with them. Yeah, got to make sure it's not a relative.

Crazy story today. Thanks for everyone for joining us for Human Bingo. That was fun. We should do that more often. Vanessa's going through that last crop. She'll call some of you back and give you the access to the endless summer kegger. We'll keep hooking you up with those tickets tomorrow. More shots to see Weezer.

And then we give that trip away Monday morning, plus some cool stuff that we have in store for you next week as well. What's your takeaway from today's show, Vanessa? Life of the Party Florida got some drug money from Klein. Yeah, I must be the biggest fan of that band, Life of the Party Florida. But not to be confused with the real one, Life of the Party Org. How do you navigate your life, man? Not well, not well. Jesus.

Well, look, I'll be honest. What's that subscription service you're paying for? Was that on the air or off the air that we talked about? I'm paying for insurance for my dead dog. Oh, that's right. And I'm paying for Jib Jab. And still O Magazine. And O Magazine, which I don't even think they release that anymore, but somehow I'm paying for it.

Oh, man. You probably still have a highlight section. I hired one of those companies that's supposed to go through and find all the things I'm paying for. Oh, they still pay then, too. It's good to spend money on that. I'm paying this, but I don't know where they are. Those stupid asses. I don't know where they are.

What's your takeaway from today's show there, Johnny? She's fogged up. Fogged, with a G, so you can say it, FCC. What do you say, Jake the Nerd? I miss those Kraft and cheese and crackers. Oh, man. Those Kraft cheese and crackers. What a great name.

Kraft and cheese and crackers. They were delicious. Allie, takeaway? My takeaway is fat people don't wear jeans. According to Vanessa, that's how we knew that we were being duped. They can't do this. We were being duped by this man who calls himself Rob the Blob. Hey, Omega, not that big.

Rob the Blob. Something's not right with this. Her detective work in this photo was crazy. You have a takeaway there, Omar? It takes six buff men to move the fat. That's right. Six full-grown buff men have to move one fat. We'll do it tomorrow.

Try to do it better. If you need us in the meantime, you can find us on the GOAT line, 844-956-GOAT. Pray for us. We're heading to a meeting now. All right, goodbye. Glenn and Allie, it's just okay. Do-do-do. Glenn and Allie, it's just okay.

Wow. Glenn and Allie, it's just okay. Do-do-do-do-do, just okay. Do-do-do. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.