Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service, The Show Quiz and MORE

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock.

It's Friday morning. It's 10 o'clock. We are in now the bonus hour of the show. Last year, I believe, it was the creation of summer hours where we went on an extra hour. And then they said, we like it so much, let's keep it. So here we are almost the end of the following summer, still doing summer hours. That's why half of the show is gone. That's why half the show has given up.

But you know what? We're all getting through it together. It's Klein Alley Show. I'm Alley. Vanessa's in the studio with me. Some people in the live stream were wondering why Klein's neck got so small all of a sudden. It is kind of funny because Vanessa's shirt is actually the same size as Klein's. It's like she's wearing Klein's clothing.

I wanted to be comfy because I needed to relax. Hey, I am with you. I understand. Vanessa is so nervous she has essential oils with her that were given to her by Jake. That's right. The nicest thing anyone has ever done for me, really. Do you feel like it's helped? I think it did.

That's so sad that that's the nicest thing that was ever done for you. For my mental health, when I come to work sometimes, guys, I freak out. And I was like, I'm literally not a doctor. Everything's okay. So sometimes I'm like, hey, Jake, do you have anything for this feeling? He's like, take a shot. Other than a shot. So the next day I came in, I had that for her.

Why didn't you bring a shot? That would have been way better. She didn't want a shot. We have shots. I don't want a shot. Come on. If you turned into an alcoholic, you'd be way less stressed. Literally, in my brain, I was like, that's how alcoholics are made.

Yeah, I know. They just try to get through the day with a little sip of whiskey here, a little moonshine there, and all of a sudden, you're in rehab. Exactly. So we've got our opportunity later this hour to win tickets to our Endless Summer Kegger. This is happening at the Back Bay Amphitheater at the Hyatt Regency in Newport Beach. that's happening on Thursday, September 3rd with Slightly Stupid. We're all going to be there.

My gender reveal is going to be happening there because we've been procrastinating long enough. We're also going to have a dunk tank for Jake. That's such bullcrap. To finally bathe. Is anybody else doing a stunt? I've got to do the shotgun cigarette and dunk tank. I'm doing a kegger stand.

That's not fair. Trade. Trade with me. You know, you're all doing keg stands, according to the GOAT line. You know what's going on? At this kegger party that you guys got going on, you should have a competition who can do the best keg stand. Allie, I know you can do it, but you're pregnant, I know,

so you won't be drinking. But Johnny, Johnny's the man. I know he can do the keg stand. Vanessa, I believe in Vanessa, too. Jake, I don't know about Jake, because he's going to have his dog tied to his chair. But, yeah, let's do some keg stands. Let's see who can do the best keg stand.

Let's go, K-Rock. Peace. That guy sounds like he's done many keg stands in his life. I would love to do my first keg stand with you guys. That means I only have, like, a couple days to get my upper body strength going. But I'm going to show you guys freaking rock and hope you guys do this forever. Or something better, actually. But, yeah, you guys are awesome.

Peace. What a great compliment. I hope you do this forever or maybe something better. But that's what Klein Alley Show is. It's just okay. Thanks for slogging along with us. More show in the show quiz. Coming up later this hour, your chance to win.

Klein Alley Show on KROQ. 106.7 KROQ. We are Klein Alley Show. It has obviously been super hot this week, and I think that we have some relief in sight. But do you feel like when you – I've always talked about when I get home, no matter what the weather is, the first thing I like to do, especially if I know no one's home, is take off my pants or at least take the belt off, just that feeling. For you, it's like the bra, right? the removal of the bra is a great feeling.

Yeah, I mean, I've always felt this, and my wife, too, said every time she takes her bra off, she hears Tom Petty's Free Fallin'. Well, it's probably not that hot, but okay. It's a nice feeling. It's just something in her head, though. Right. It's a feeling of freedom.

It's a feeling of freedom, and on the hot days, those simple reliefs are even better. And now I'm with you because I'm pregnant, so everything I'm wearing now is constricting, So now when I get home, I also unbutton or take off the pants. And that's the first thing? Kind of, yeah, within the first 10 minutes. Before shoes even?

No, shoes are first. Oh, you do shoes. Always shoes, yeah. We're one of those shoe people. I think that, oh, that's right, you don't have a lot of shoes in the house. It's not like we're like, take your shoes off, but yeah, we don't wear our shoes in the house. But do you do that thing where you pass up aggressively when people say things like that? No, we don't say anything to guests.

But people see, they see the pile of shoes and they just do it. Don't you keep those little, like, booties by the door like they have when you visit, like, tour homes that are under construction? And they're like, put these booties on. Yeah, the ones that look like shower caps. The little hairnets for your feet. And we have a little box you can pull out. Because a lot of people will say things like, we don't wear shoes in our house, but you can. I'm not going to tell you.

Yeah, I know. It's like you're basically telling us to take them off. Well, we stopped. What kind of dick would be like, oh, you don't? All right, that's fine. I'm going to stomp around with my shoes on. Oh, my parents. Really?

Oh, yeah. They said, well, we take our shoes off. They go, well, we don't. And they said we don't take them off. Nope, and they just walk around with shoes. So doesn't that completely eliminate then what you've done? Yeah, but it's temporary. For the most part, there's no shoes happening.

So it just keeps everything cleaner in my opinion. Omar, I couldn't imagine you giving ass about shoes. I don't, but we recently, about a year ago, redid our flooring. So more often than not, we go shoeless. I'm just more comfortable without my shoes on, though. Right. Well, most people are. This is why I came up with toasters.

Yeah, so we just take them off. The coasters for your feet, so you can kick your feet up on the table. Another ridiculous thing we can offer people. When you take a seat. I just think that this week particularly, that feeling, especially if you have AC on. A lot of people understand why. You would not leave the AC on while you're not home. So you come in to a boiling hot house.

The house is hot. It feels hotter than outside. and then you have to sit there and slowly like reverse lobster it while it gets a little bit cooler and you get to finally feel a place of comfort. But if you are lucky enough or you're someone's home or whatever, you walk into the getting hit with the cold air, it is that feeling of the cold air hitting you

followed by pants off, shoes off, bra off for you is like the greatest one-two punch I think you can get. Well, then if you're like, oh, I forgot something outside or my car in the garage or whatever, you go back outside and then you go back inside. You get to get it again. It feels like you're walking into a refrigerator all the time. It's truly like an amazing thing.

And I know it sucks that everyone's been hot. And I'm already dreading what this utility bill is going to be. I already know it's going to be one of those ones that you can feel it. It feels thicker. There's so many pages on that little stupid graph. Yeah, yeah. That's my usage graph. The graph that shows.

Okay, it's a lot. Okay, I understand. The graph that shows every other house is down here. But you're up here. And maybe next time you can try to be down here. And I go, I don't understand. I'm just trying to survive the hot. You know what?

And I don't ever look at those things, but I understand that it's just going to continue to go up every single year. Yeah. Because it's also global warming. Every single electric company is loving this right now. Yeah. Heat advisory. Oh, it's like dollar signs in their eyeballs.

You know, like when I, when you ever see, like when you're, you know, driving next to a car, pulls up next to you in a light, it's a really nice car. Like, you're like, oh, used to always be in your mind. Oh, that must be a, that must be a rapper. That must be a professional athlete. It's probably like that guy must run the power company because they're probably, there's no way they're not just making money hand over fist. No, I mean, and they know that they're doing it. But also because of all the lawsuits from the fires, they're jacking up the prices, too, of everything over and over again.

Well, enjoy it. Wishing you guys the opportunity to go in to your house, take your pants off. If you're a no-shoe house, you can put that little basket by the door, that passive-aggressive basket and tell people, put your shoes in there. I agree that now when I walk through, especially if I know no one's home, I go almost full naked. I keep my underwear on just for my own self. Oh, even this morning, I was half naked until probably two minutes before I left. It's that the pants, shoes, shirt off almost at the same time is like something. If you're not the type of person that does that normally, try it today.

Let it out. Let it jiggle. Let it out. Let it jiggle, baby. It's a jiggle summer. We're Klein Alley Show. This is KROQ. KROQ, Klein Alley Show.

So a little less than a week from now, we are going to be at the Back Bay Amphitheater at the Hyatt Regency Newport Beach with Slightly Stupid. There's going to be beer. There's going to be good music, obviously. We are going to be there. There's going to be a dunk tank. There's even going to be some poker. You can play some cards while you're there. Lots of good stuff.

And, of course, Rob the Blob still might be showing up. We're not sure if he's going to make an appearance. The AI image he sent us the other day has us a little bit of a questionable state. But it's going to be a good time regardless. And if you want tickets to win, you had to have listened to the entire show today. I know that's asking a lot. But if you can get three in a row right, you're going to the Endless Summer Kegger. It's time for the show quiz.

The Klein Alley Show Quiz. Yeah, that's funny. Titi Kaga. I don't have please, I have aunt. Chris Greger likes Walmart. You never call. Ozzy. I'm with you, Hitler.

Bitch, I call. Voila. Here's how it works. I have a list of questions here. All things that happened on today's show. you have to get three in a row right to win. So if you get two in a row and then you get the third one wrong, we start all over again with a new caller.

This is our favorite thing. Hopefully this is just going to be a one-and-done situation. We'll start with Sabrina. Sabrina, what's up? Good morning. Sweet divots. Good sweet divots to you. How long have you been listening this morning? Early 8th, 7th, 9th. In and out. I was driving and then I'm at work. Okay, this is true dedication.

This should be interesting. All right. Question number one. Earlier today, I was talking about an animal that I had to try and get out of my apartment while I was in the middle of a fight with my wife. What animal was I trying to get out of my apartment? Oh, man. It couldn't have been a cat, right?

You love cats. I let them in. Yeah, no problem. Open door policy with cats in my place. A mouse? I'm so sorry, Sabrina. I'm Sabrina. I'm Sabrina, and I know the news.

Thank you so much for calling. Sorry you were kind of in and out today. I know we were kind of in and out as well. Tough to listen to at certain times. Thanks for calling, but we do have more chances next week, so it's not over for you, Sabrina. All right, Robert. We'll go to Robert next from Pico Rivera. What's up, Robert?

Hey, hey, good morning. Good morning. Do you think you can answer this first question? What animal did I have to try and get out of my apartment? A story I was telling earlier today. It's a rat with wings, a bat. There you go. A bat.

I was like, please don't say rat. She said mouse. What are we going to do? Congratulations. All right. You're one down. Here's your next one. What form of public transportation did Johnny say he's going to take for the very first time?

Choo-choo, a train. There you go, a choo-choo train. Johnny thinks he's finally ready for all this time. He's an adult. Very good. All right, you're one question away from going to the kegger. Here's your final question, hopefully. What country did Jake say he's going to go to when the world ends?

This was during clickbait. We all guessed which country was the safest country to go to in an apocalypse situation. Something with the wall. I don't know what the wall was, but it's Norway. There you go. Robert, congratulations. Seed vault. Something with a wall.

Yeah, none of us were listening either. I know. I understand, Robert. Congratulations. We will see you there. Sweet divots to you. Have a wonderful weekend. We'll see you next week in Newport.

And we've got more show next. And get your takeaways to us. It's Klein Alley Show on KROQ on a Friday. k rock klein alley show whoa that ended quickly uh we're gonna get out of here pretty soon it's a friday thanks for hanging with us today uh klein will be back on monday we will be in full force omar's gonna be back as well and it was kind of weird having two people out and of course the text line is all over the place this is the worst thing i ever heard oh you guys are doing great love the female power the estrogen the studio regardless i know it's

always just okay at the end of the day so thanks for hanging out with us let's do some takeaways before we get out of here actually before we get to takeaways let's clear out one more goat line call it has been hot as balls and greg pantyhose greg has some uh advice on how to deal with swamp ass clowning alley man the weather huh it's so hot and muggy i bet everybody's suffering this swamp ass everybody's suffering the swamp ass i'm serious oh man i'm just sitting here you know if i get the swamp ass i just jump in the shower wash it up blow it and dry it off because i ain't walking around with the swamp ass there you go all right you guys good luck with the swamp ass today all right all right if you get some swamp ass just jump in the shower like pantyhose greg

and now we can get to our takeaways as if that wasn't takeaway enough 424 my takeaway is every festival needs between two cars it's better than any female urinal 213 my takeaway is embankment is a fancy word 213 face sweat is different than pit sweat 818 the jason report is funny and everyone likes it damn right it is 909 bats have saved Katie and Allie's relationship. That's very true. 213, Vin Diesel is an actor boy. 213, Allie thinks you shouldn't poo-poo incest.

That's right. Don't knock it until you've tried it. 707, my takeaway is Klein's dong destroyed a village. And 818, my takeaway is dog-a-stan is how you pronounce dog-a-stan. Speaking of, Johnny, do you have a takeaway? Yeah, Norway better get ready for Jake the Nerd. Yeah, I don't know if Norway's ready. we were gonna send jake to the netherlands i know that's not the same country but we still

got to do that i think we were trying to make that happen and the sales team was like yeah yeah we'll get to that they suggested utah they did utah yeah what what is the comparison there i don't know that is so typical here's something really cool that we want to do uh how about something that is way less interesting and you have to crowbar it into the next three weeks of content sounds Sounds about like K-Rock. Yep, there it is. You know what? I'll go to Utah.

Yeah, Jake will go to Utah. It's hard to drink there, though. Oh, yeah. All their beers can't be, like, over a certain proof. Yeah, and then I think they have a lot of rules. Like, on Sunday, you can't buy it in a lot of places. What is your takeaway, Jake? Johnny is a mature adult.

He sure is. He's a mature adult that can handle dehydration. And, Vanessa, what's your takeaway, my love? Katie is the sister in the relationship. The younger sister? Not the older sister. That's way too much responsibility. All right, we're going to get out of here.

We're going to see you Monday morning, full strength. Another live show, and we'll announce the winner. See who's going to Boston to see Weezer and get that signed guitar. And, of course, we'll have a few more tickets to the Endless Summer Kegger, where we'll have Slightly Stupid, a dunk tank, we'll have some poker, and we will do the gender reveal of my baby, if anyone still cares. Until then, have a great weekend. And here's some weekend song to get you into the weekend.

It's not about that Monday, Tuesday No one cares about Wednesday Thursday Forget that noise Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end?

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday They trash, Thursday, Friday, forget about that. Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Sunday, Sunday, sleepin' in, eatin' brunch. Diddy, great guy like Diddy. I pull my pants, I don't have underwear. Dagestan. No. Hit the beach or hit the mall.

Go out with friends, do nothing at all. Sleep in one of these green cars. Anything goes, just take a look. Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? Are you ready for the weekend?

Cancer Schmancer Are you ready for the rear end? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? Thank you ladies and gentlemen