Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Old People's Secrets, Vacation Plans and MORE

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

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I actually failed to mention one other thing that's happening now that we should probably talk about, and that is the future of LeBron James, who has, I guess, declared once and for all that he is not retiring, but he will not be a Laker anymore. He let the Lakers know that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere. And the rumor is that the Warriors are trying to pick him up. Now that Draymond Green declined his one-year option, it opened up flexibility for them to get him and possibly trade for Anthony Davis. So LeBron James and A.D. would be reunited.

In the greatest prank ever pulled by any NBA player, he forced the Lakers to bring Bronny James on to the Lakers. And now he's leaving the Lakers, but we are stuck with Bronny James. Are we? Oh, yeah. I believe. You can't just cut him loose? I don't think so.

So there you have it. That is... He's like, peace. They're like, damn. I know. Fell for this one. So that's... Listen, I still...

Is that a huge loss? I think it is for a couple of reasons, and I don't want to talk... Oh, I think the Warriors are stupid for trying to go after him. I think they're going to try to put together a team of the Expendables, all these old guys. Wow, that sounds so exciting. Well, it will be. Let's get a bunch of olds together. I believe that, mark my words, this is a negotiation tactic.

No. And that's the Warriors of next year. And LeBron is, I believe, going to be a Laker. That's what I think. Do you think he really needs to do this whole bargaining thing, though, at his age? Wouldn't you just be like, we're doing this or we're not doing this? Do you think he's too old to play those games? I don't think so.

I think that this is what the public... He's too old for this game. ...publicly what he wanted to get out there, and I think the Lakers are going to realize this is stupid, although... Do you think that they would lose that many more games without him? Oh, look, it's Lucas' team now, and they just gave Reeves a pretty massive contract extension. Great, let them go at it.

They got some good young players, but listen, I'm saying... The Warriors need some good old players. Get some old. They're bringing all the old ones back. Everyone will take turns playing for five minutes each. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is coming back. They're all coming back. It's going to be great.

Anyway, that's some breaking news developing as we speak here at KROQ. LeBron will not be a Laker. At least that is the message that has been put out there. But I don't buy it. And I'm probably going to be the only person who says I don't buy it. You don't bet? Yeah, I'll bet, Jake. What's the bet?

That he's going to stay with the Lakers? Yeah. Okay, yeah. We want to bet. We'll figure that out. We'll figure that out in a moment. From the dome. Caller 20.

I'm not crumbing the dome. My hair just started to grow back. I'm not shaving my head again for the love of Christ. You do it right this time, bitch. Caller 20 right now. We're going to get you into all these water parks if you want to go. Just be caller 20 right now. 800-520-1067.

Come back. Grab your phone call. Make you a winner next on KROQ. Say good morning to caller 20, which puts us in Burbank, California. where you will probably see Jake walking the streets later today. And this is Nate. Good morning, Nate. Hey, good morning.

How are you guys doing? Doing good. You're doing a lot better. You're going to be going to, listen to this, Not Soak City, Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, Los Angeles, Wild Rivers all this summer. Tickets to all those and enjoy that. Those are all yours.

Hold on. That's amazing. Thank you guys so much. Love you guys, man. Thank you. Thank you, Nate. Appreciate you checking out the show. Oh, we got the L word.

Want to work on living forever now? I want to give people the gift of eternal life. There's an old person that is going to be joining the Warriors next season. But before they do that, they would like to share with you their secret to living to 106 years old. It's time for an old people's secret. Here we go. From chicken brain to drinking rain. Not getting laid.

They call me the barmaid. They call me the barmaid. That's right. Let's live forever with Sweet Dibbets Time for some old people secrets 106-year-old, listen closely Want to live forever Doing a lot of things

Keep doing those steps every day But that may have nothing to do with it According to this old person Bubblegum, penicillin, sliced bread That's the secret It's this woman's diet That is the secret It's penicillin, bubblegum, and sliced bread

If you do that, you'll live forever Bubblegum, penicillin, sliced bread. Those are just a few things younger than a woman living right here at Valley V&A Senior Center. I'm your Nina neighborhood reporter, Darby McCarthy. And I got to meet Irma Peters, who just turned 106. So this woman is older than the invention of bubblegum and bread. I'm glad she said she got to meet her. Sliced bread.

Sliced bread. She had to meet her. Right. She got a chance to meet her. She's our neighborhood reporter, which in the world of news, I think, means you are the newest person at the station. I think so. Yeah. Now you're going to go over to this lady's house.

Can I cover the international stories? No. National, no. Local, no. World Cup, no. Neighborhood. Oh, damn. Well, I came from a family of cans.

This woman came from a family of cans. That's how old she is. Do you know how old that makes you when your relatives were cans? My brother was tuna. I was black beans. That's wild. Well, I came from a family of cans. I was the middle one.

The middle can? She's the middle can. Even those ones that aren't fully the right height? Right, right. I have one sister. The youngest one is living. She's 92. In 1917, Irma Peters was born 18 presidents ago

when Woodrow Wilson was in office. She's lived through two world wars, several pandemics, and... If you hear them in the background, they're singing some song for... They're singing 106 over... Listen to this. When Woodrow Wilson was in office, she's lived through two world wars, several pandemics, and prohibition. When she was born, the Green Bay Packers weren't around yet. They were founded when Irma was two years old.

So, also, add to the list of bread and bubblegum and penicillin older than the Packers, the Green Bay Packers. You know, it's interesting that they're singing this song for her. I feel like it's just to let her know. Right, just a reminder, a reminder song. You're 106. They're, like, rhyming it with other things. Irma lives at Valley V&A Senior Center, surrounded by friends and caretakers. What makes you happy?

Just the same way. I think at the senior center, she's just surrounded by other really old people. Right. I don't think she's surrounded by family and friends all the time. What makes you happy? Just to see my friends and actually. Back then, some things were very different. We couldn't work.

Oh, that sounds great. Sounds amazing. I wish I could go back to the days when women didn't have to work. She couldn't work. Never vote. Everyone was fighting for the right to work, but now you're probably rethinking that, aren't you? Yeah. We couldn't work if we were married.

They didn't want pregnant women. Ah, got it. You can throw her on that, right? Yeah, yeah. You don't like working with pregnant women. Allie, it's a lot of them. Attorney leave, what a ripoff. All those emotional ups and downs.

Allie's feeling a little cranky today. She married her husband, John Peters, and had twin daughters. Over the years, she also has two grandchildren and one great-grandchild. Is there a lesson you've learned? Just be friendly. I asked Irma about the secret to making it to 106 years old. All right, so now we're going to get her secret. Lock in your bets, but keep in mind, she said, you know, be friendly.

That's where she started. She doesn't sound friendly. She doesn't have that friendly tone to her, but she does say be friendly, and she still has people showing up to her birthday party. So what is her secret to living to 106? So we start this round with Vanessa. Hanging out with friends and family. All right, Vanessa's hanging out with friends and family.

Allie, what is her secret? You know, I'm going to go rogue on this. I'm going to go smoking. Ah, she's a smoker. She's a smoker. She's got that low voice. Every once in a while, you know that a big tobacco needs to get one of these old people in the news. I made it.

Right, talking about how old they are and how they smoke a carton a day and they have since the 30s. Yeah, I think when you smoke enough, it cancels out all the diseases. That's what Secondhand Cindy says. Yeah, that's like big tobacco's answer to the Surgeon General. Oh, you got the Surgeon General? Guess who we got? This lady. This lady.

Omar, what's your secret? Irma, 106. I think in that song, I think, first of all, she's going to say, I love big Ds. Because I think in that song, I heard, you're 106, and you really love big Ds. I heard that, too, in the song. But I don't know if they're doing, like, dirty songs for her. Yeah, they're weird. That's what I heard.

That's what we heard. Omar says big D. That would be interesting. All right, finally, Jake? You got to work hard. She didn't work, though. She didn't work those Ds. She literally said she doesn't work.

Yeah. She said she didn't work because she was pregnant. They didn't want pregnant women. Terrible guess. Terrible guess. I asked Irma about the secret to making it to 106 years old, and she told me it's simple. Eat a lot of desserts and drink orange juice. NBC 26.

That person's so disgusting. I think that was the result of it. That explained the breath. All that orange juice. Very acidic. And drink orange juice. NBC 26. That was me falling down in the background.

Another disappointing story. Back to you. There you have it. Desserts and orange juice if you want to live for at least another week. We'll come right back after this break. We've got more show to get to, including a round of gunshot or firework, and more after this. K-Rock, Klein Alley Show. Summer's here.

Maybe you've got plans to do some traveling or road tripping or you're going on one of these trips you won from us at K-Rock. But the real question is I think that people fall into one of two schools when they go on a trip. They're either the do things or no things. I'm usually a do-things person on vacation. I know you're a don't-do-things person. I just, if I go to a new location, I want to explore that location. I want to see what it's like. I want to see what are the things that I have to see that I can't miss.

What are the meals I have to eat? What are the views I have to see? But this time around, I'm kind of on board with your... You've got to jump on board with the no-things. No-things takes away all the pressures. You get bored in two days, Tom. No, you don't. Yep.

No-things. If you start to get bored Omar You do even less things You just keep eliminating things Less things But then I feel like at the end of the trip I'll be like I should have done a couple things And I'll regret that I didn't

You guys have seen my itinerary Oh my god it's exhausting I already started planning out Because I'm going to Tennessee and Missouri I already started planning out all the activities God forbid his kids want to sit down for 11 seconds Oh my god Yeah but they're down aren't they

Oh, yeah, they love it. They have no choice. They're terrified. They're terrified if they stand up to Omar and say, I need a break. I want to do a no things day. Omar's going to go on a trolley tour, riverboat tour. Yeah, but climb. Maybe that's why you're.

We're going to go to the Grand Ole Opry. Oh, my God. That sounds terrible. Every single one of these. Less things. Less things. Doesn't sound fun for kids. Omar, no things.

Because if you're a go on vacation and do things person, you're the type of person that comes back and goes, I need a vacation from that vacation. I mean, I do feel a little sleep deprived and everything and tired. If you're a no-things person, you come back and you feel recharged because you did nothing. What did you do? I did nothing. Where did you go? I don't know.

Went to Mexico or went somewhere. I just – what did you do? Nothing. What did you do there? Nothing. I didn't leave the resort once. But there are certain places, like where Omar is going, you kind of can't do no-things because that's a place where you're supposed to go around and see some stuff. Sightsees.

Sightsees. In certain areas, if you're going to any place that would be, quote, tropical or have like a pool, good hotel pool situation or a beach, that's more welcoming to the no-things. So we're doing a family trip to Hawaii with my mom and the stepdad and the kids. No things. There's so many things to see there. Exactly. There is an itinerary. There's a group itinerary, and then each family has made their own separate tab with their own itinerary.

And I don't know where we're going to fall on this itinerary because I can join in all the things that they have planned, or I can opt out and just not do any of the things. Yeah, no things. I'm telling you, team no things. You've got to do the ATV thing where, you know, they guide you through Jurassic Park locations. They always try. Sounds good for a pregnant person. They always, it's always.

You're not that pregnant. You've got to fill, whenever you do things, you've got to fill out paperwork. You've got to sign waivers. You've got to go somewhere. You've got to usually meet a bunch of other strangers that are all sunburned to. Yeah, the ATVs sound fun. You think to yourself, you know what's fun? Doing no things.

And sitting around and then being like, and then sitting around some more. And then what about that fake meet? factory. You gotta go see that. Fake meat factory? Yeah, what is that? Oh, spam. The spam factory. I can go to the spam factory? They love spam in Hawaii. Is that from Hawaii or just popular there?

I think they have a factory there. Allie, if you don't go to the spam factory, we should make up... You want a spam factory. Yeah, we should make up a bunch of stuff that Allie can't possibly do. I'm checking in for two under spam factory, please. Listen, I think that... Don't your kids get bored?

I don't care. Oh. It's a no-things trip. See, that makes it your problem. If there's nothing to do, then it comes back on you. You have to plan things so that they... Probably not even if you're going to hang out by the beach, you're going to get like a boogie board or something.

No, no. Nothing? That's too much of a thing. Maybe plan a snorkel? Grab a snorkel? Oh, terrible. People's mouths are all over that thing. You don't want to see fish?

You see the gross people that get out and put that thing in a little saltwater bucket, and then the next people grab it out and they put it in their mouth. I think it's funny when they decide to clean it. They're like, here's how you clean your goggles. and then just rub it around and you're like, ew. And then they go,

wait, that's not yours. Grab that one over there. We just cleaned it. This will help me see the sea turtles. This is great now. I can see the sea life through all this phlegm

in my goggles. Right, so I could do nothing or I could hike Makalakahoa Falls Trail. The answer is, like everything, right, you want to have some sort of balance.

I think Omar's is way too far on one side because every goddamn second is completely... You're going to go see Third Man Records, too. I plan two, three things. Two to three things.

One thing. I got one thing. Yeah, one thing seems like a, even that's, if you have, if you're lucky enough to have a couple of days where you can have a day or two of nothing, then followed by that one day in the middle where you do a thing, and then two more days to recover from that thing, then you've, I think, planned out your week properly. So it's like a massage, there's a day where they're all going to the spa. I'm not doing that.

But is that, can classify as a thing? That's more of a thing than I'd like. Because this is like there's reservations being made and all. It's like planning, which seems like too much work. I don't want to plan anything. Just showing up and sitting somewhere. I want everyone else to plan it for me. Until they tell you it's time to check out.

And then they go, you've got to stop sitting here and check out now. You go, all right, well, that's what I did. That's Hawaii for you. There's an imprint of my ass in the sand for seven days. If you look that way, you'll see the ocean. I don't want to bother. I don't want to see the ocean. I just want to sit right here.

Hold on, you can't see it. Now you can see it. Now take a look. You solved that problem. Are you a thing people or a no-thing people? That's a good question. And you will ponder it, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, someone says you've got to go to McDonald's in Hawaii.

They've got the delicious spam dishes there. So now you've got something to do. That's a thing. That's a thing. Gunshot or Firework, you will ask yourself that question more than a few times over the next few weeks. So we'd like to get you all prepared and ready to go. If you'd like to play with us right now, the number is 800-520-1067. It has been difficult so far.

We've had zero winners so far this year in Gunshot or Firework. It's crazy how every single time someone feels like they know the answer, which is exactly what you'll be doing when you lay in your bed at night and go, I don't know, should I report that, or is that just fireworks? So this time of year, usually I think the odds would be in the favor of fireworks, but still, you play the game every single night, and we get you ready for it. It's time for Gunshot or Fireworks. When you live in L.A., you hear nightly.

Night, night, night, night, night. Not that. That's just thatly. Just thatly. Here I can't rock. Uh-huh. Talking about the sale that happens on your block. Firework or...

All right, Saturday is the 4th of July. It does not mean that we wait until Saturday to light fireworks, and it doesn't mean we stop lighting them on July 5th, because you'll be hearing them pretty much now through Christmas, we believe. And then you've got a few left over just in time for 2027, baby. Let's say hi to Jasmine in La Puenta and welcome you to a brand new round of Gunshot or Firework. Good morning. Good morning.

You will learn a thing or two. Here we go. Today, listen to this. Is that a gunshot or firework? So far, we've had no winners this year in gunshot or firework. I'm going to go with gunshot. All right. She's locked in on gunshot.

The last few times, I believe we had something called laughing gas that was a firework. Yesterday, I believe it was another firework. I forget the name of it. She says gunshot. Once again, here's what it is. Why do you say gunshot before I give you the answer? I feel like the echoiness of it just sounds like a gunshot to me. Recoil.

That's what us men say. I don't know. Us men. We don't know how you sound. I'm just kidding, Jake. You are not. Stop it. You're off today.

Say the word then. What are we looking for then? Doesn't matter. Yeah, right. Turn the mic off. Here's, let's do it again. She says gunshot. Ah, the recoil, and that's great.

Oh, hear that recoil. That is an absolute gun. I believe that's a Colt .45, Jake. Would you know that by hearing it? No. That's what it sounds like to me. And I know guns. Could be a Remington.

Could be a Glock 9. I don't know. A Smith, a Wesson, or both? Probably both. It doesn't matter. You got it right. That's gunshot, Jasmine. Congratulations.

Congratulations. The first winner of the season gunshot or firework, which means you're already a better neighbor to have because you will not be calling the authorities to report fireworks. Hang tight. We wrap up the show with some takeaways after this. Give that lady a prize, some illegal fireworks or something even better next on KROQ. KROQ, Klein Alley Show, that'll pretty much do it for us. But stick around because Sluggo's in here with more of those tickets for you to go enjoy all the water parks in Southern California.

You'll have a chance every single hour starting again in about 20 minutes. Keep on calling. Keep on winning. and keep on swimming. When you go to those water parks, you can either sit there and do nothing or you can do things.

The choice is yours. I did a little of both when I was at the water park. Takeaways from today's show and then we will get into whatever else we have after this. We have meetings today. What do we have after the show today?

Meetings? I call no meetings. Okay, no meetings. All right. I need a nap. Oh, boy. Plus, I just don't want to go. That's Vanessa for you.

She needs a nap. She's gone through a lot today. It's not a soccer I've been watching. It's exhausting, isn't it? It's exhausting. It really is. It is exhausting because I tried to watch one of those matches last night, and they played for two damn hours, and then they did the penalty kicks,

and it was too much. And then it's still basically a tie until they just do kickoffs. It's too hard to score in this game, guys. You've got to rethink it. I've got a whole plan to save soccer. No one's going to like this. Start the game with the penalty kicks. Great idea.

And then if anyone wins, game's over, everyone can go home. But if it's tied then, then you go play the game. Yes, because I feel like the game is a formality. Wait, so potentially the games can be only minutes long? Yes, maybe less. Or not at all. Yeah, if done the right way, and, you know, a team scores two, another team only scores one, and the penalty kicks,

and everyone gets to leave. And the penalty kicks are BS, too. It's like, where am I going to go? Where am I going to go? Yeah, but that's exciting. I'm going to kick it this way. I'm going to kick it that way. That's the exciting.

At least you have a chance for a goal there. Yes, at least there are goals being scored. You get to see what it's actually like. Hey, but Omar made a good point earlier. We'll have to look into this. He said that Kevin Ryder, now back on Afternoons at KROQ, half of the Kevin and Bean show, well, I'd argue 40%, maybe 30%, but whatever, part of the Kevin and Bean show.

Now you're being kind. 25% of the Kevin and Bean show. There you go. He used to be a real soccer hater, and now there's probably not a bigger soccer fan in the building than Kevin Ryder. He hated it with a passion. He even wrote an article for a magazine on how much soccer sucks.

Yeah, and now he's really coming around. And then he did an entire 180. I think he's a season ticket holder at the Galaxy now. Well, he's traveling around the world to see soccer. He's going to the World Cup. I think he goes to whatever country it's happening in. I mean, that guy is really flipped. So maybe, who knows, Allie?

You hate all you want, but maybe. He needs to keep watching. Maybe he needs to keep watching and eventually get back into it. I don't know. It just seems too hard to score. I would be fine with soccer, but now I've got kids playing soccer, so I'm back to hating it again. If you're playing something for 90 minutes straight and you can't score, it's too hard. I know about that.

Jake sure does. Sure does. Takeaways from today's show. What do we got? Okay, 562, my takeaway is Jake doesn't look for houses, he looks for shacks. Yeah, he's on Zillow looking for other shacks. 626, Allie's a dummy sexual. 818, Klein's a simp.

909, my takeaway is who the hell is Campbell? 818, Santa Monica College wasn't built for short people. 213, my takeaway is the sound of bacon and some maybes is a great sign in your relationship. and 310 my takeaway is stilts Vanessa walking we haven't forgotten about that yeah getting Vanessa some stilts thank you all you shorties for joining us on the

show today with your horror stories of being tiny and short hopefully you make it through the day without being petted or stepped on and Brad Williams unexpected stop by earlier so thank you for that as well Vanessa what's your takeaway from today's show speaking of shorties Brad Williams rocks a lesbian hat

he does he does have that lesbian hat I thought he was wearing a hat with a hair. I know. I was thinking about that, too. Why is he wearing the hat if he's got the hair now? I almost asked him to take it off. I feel like the hair fell out. It must have.

Yeah, it must have fallen out. I didn't see a tuft under there. No, you're right. I didn't see it either, which makes me think it was all AI to begin with. Maybe that's his new hair, that hat. Maybe. It's like glued on. His hair is just growing so thick.

It looks like a beret. What's your takeaway from today's show, Johnny? Allie likes ice. Fancy ice. Allie likes fancy ice. That's right. Allie, takeaway? My takeaway is if you make the lollipops, you should get to eat them.

Hey, if you make them, you get them. That's the rules. You have a takeaway, Jake? We're not Princeton people. No, we're not. Omar, takeaway? If you see Vanessa, pick her up. She loves it.

Yeah. No! She does love it. She does. She said... If you not pick me up, I will punch you. She did say that she loves it. Yeah, that's right.

I'm strong. It'll be right in the crotch because that's where she's at. Have a great day. Do it tomorrow. Try to do it better. If you need us in the meantime, there's a goat line for you. 844-956-GOAT. Download the podcast.

Check us out on YouTube and all that other stuff. All right, goodbye. Glenn and Allie, it's just okay. Glenn and Allie, it's just okay. Wow. Glenn and Allie, it's just okay. Just okay. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.