Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Petty Claims Court and MORE

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

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Thanks to Ginger Justin, who is keeping the show rolling there. This hour, we got more access for you to come to the Endless Summer Kegger with the Slightly Stupid happening in Newport Beach. It's been a while since we've taken this cast of characters over to the OC, and people said it's long overdue, so we can't wait to go over there and hang out, drink together, eat together, enjoy some live music and other shenanigans that we cannot get into on the radio. That'll be happening September 3rd, and you must win your way in, so tickets coming up later this hour, plus a petty claims court battle.

Two people battling it out. I think they are roommates slash maybe related roommates that are dealing with something. They'll be dealing with it over the radio. You'll determine who's right, who's wrong, So you've got jury duty to look forward to coming up this hour on the show. If you're a new listener or you have no short-term memory, I'm Klein. There's Allie.

Morning. That is DJ Omar Khan over there. Jay Z Nerd back there. Postmaster Johnny and producer Vanessa taking the calls at 800-520-1067. And then the GOAT line is there when we're not. And that number is 844-956-GOAT. Hi, Klein and Allie. Penny is going to hear 126 in the morning.

So he's moving at the normal speed for pantyhose Greg. He thought he had a real problem he was dealing with, but luckily, problem averted. Tuesday morning, I'm watching Punish It Out and listening to the radio. So anyways, I go, oh, damn, I'm out of weed, right? And then I kind of move over in my bed and move the flake and a big old nugget rolls out.

Oh, it's my lucky night. I'm so happy. So he thought he had no weed, and then all of a sudden he moved his blanket, and he found a little spare nug in there, which is, for him, that's about the greatest thing that happens. Yeah, usually it's the carcass of a rat that he finds when he moves his blanket. Immediately, though, his mood changed because, you know, he is our on-beat entertainment reporter unofficially,

and he had to call back with this breaking entertainment news. Hi, Climbing Alley listeners. We're live with the entertainment report. I'm Danny O'Shagan, and here is some sad news to report. Caden Pantiera has passed away. You don't know what happened. It's tragic. It's sad.

I mean, her name alone was so cool. Caden Pantiera. So that was a nice tribute right there from pantyhose Greg, and that's why he is our unofficial entertainment reporter. What I love is that he starts off with this is live when it's not live in any way. Live for him. And it's like four days old at this point. Yeah, so now you're all caught up on what's going on with that man, pantyhose Greg.

Somber for you now. Show continues next. And then your petty claims court battle over the airwaves. K-R-O-Q. K-R-I-P-L-I-N-A-L-E show. I know that you will argue that I'm the type of person that would complain about a picture that is then misleading to what it is you're actually getting because I'm in the middle of fighting about this ice cream cake situation.

You're in many fights right now. Not that many. You're in a fight about the cake. You're in a fight about the color of the shirt. I'm not in that many fights. And the things that are misleading. This guy who works at Jersey Mike's. You know, Allie and I love Jersey Mike's.

But he's asking people to stop harassing him because apparently they're promoting some sort of a sandwich there, which they do. And the picture that they have up there is a giant picture of the sandwich with chips and a drink because that's a better picture than just the sandwich. And it's saying try the sandwich for $8, okay? And people are demanding when they go in there apparently that it's false advertising saying in the picture you're showing chips and a drink and a sandwich. And that's what you're advertising and that's what I want for $8. I didn't realize. So chips and a drink are in the picture of the sub? Yeah, yeah, because that's, in general, when a place, especially like a place promoting food, they're actually going to show you.

The only food. They're going to show you the whole thing. And then if you try to recreate it, apparently the price is almost double that because you're adding a drink and chips. And people are going, and this guy said, hey, I'm just working at a Jersey Mike's. But he turned to social media to post a video to say, everyone, stop yelling at me. First of all, customers, look, what do you see here? Try a regular sub for $8.95 plus tax, right? That chicken salad?

You don't get a chip in the drink. It's not a combo. Because the next one of you will yell at me again. Look, listen. Listen, I don't know what type of attitude you're on. All that hooting and hollering ain't going to get you it. So he says people keep harassing him. He said, I want that exact picture for $8.

He said they're hooting and hollering. And the guy's going, I can't take it anymore. All you have to do is talk about some false advertisement. False advertisement. Ain't nothing but no false advertisement. When it's right here in red, it says try our regular stuff for $8.95 plus tax. When you talk about some false advertisement. Because it doesn't say combo.

It doesn't say subcombo. They show you the combo. A lot of times I'm convinced. I think Jersey Mike's sadly is a Pepsi operator. Are they Pepsi? They're not Coke, that's for sure. I can't remember. I never get their soda.

I assume a lot of times that the soda brands are the ones that will oftentimes pay. Oh, for the combo things? To do the big printings because they want to include their products in there. Because why not, right? I assume that that's what it's all about. Of course, you know, you go in, you see it, you go, I'll take that. You point to the picture. They do purposely make it confused.

I'm not saying it's, it is misleading intentionally. I think all deals are. Right, right. Even just taxes and fees and all that kind of underlying crap. You know, you think you're saving money and really you're saving like, what, two bucks, three bucks? I mean, I don't want to go back to the whole $5 footlong fiasco from many years ago, but even that started with catchy jingle $5 footlong, certain days, only certain things were $5. They changed the rules.

And this is only one sub. Right. And I would argue their least popular sub. Chicken salad? But I think what they try to do, and I get the same thing every time at Jersey Mike's. You get turkey provolone, do you not? Turkey provolone. That's the sandwich.

Every time. Mike's way, no tomato, whatever. I think what they're doing over there, because they try to cycle stuff through. There's cold cheese there, too. Cold cheese, baby. The only option is cold cheese. Actually, there I say hot cheese, just to mess up the system. Because all you was thinking about was that chip in the drink.

That's what you was thinking about. Got me over here talking about something, hooting and hollering. Hey, I need to get it. No, you don't. No, you don't. You're not going to get it. This guy's, you know, making minimum wage, working Jersey Mike's. You don't want to deal with people harassing him for the free soda.

People harass enough. They try and take advantage of the system there. First of all, he has to deal with bread scoopers. They're really annoying. Then you have people that try and customize things and then go, I want a giant. But I actually want you to dress the giant in four different ways. And they try and get four different sandwiches out of it. I mean, they deal with some crap there.

If you want a free soda, do what everyone else has done for years. You ask for a water cup. And you fill it a thousand times. Right. And you stand there with little shots of Pepsi until you're satisfied. Yeah. And you do that thing where you look around and make sure no one's looking at you. I just need a few chugs.

Or that move I watch a lot of people do where they do the, clearly they steal the soda and kind of do the oops, oops. Like, oh, I thought they kind of do that thing. Oh, I thought it was water. Oh, whoopsie. This is Mountain Dew again? By the way, everyone knows if you're going to go with the stealing of the soda, which is kind of a socially acceptable crime that gets committed a lot, at least don't steal the obvious.

There used to be an art form to the stealing of the soda, and the art form was I will steal Sprite or I will steal something else that at least resembles like it could be water. Now there's no shame anymore. People are full-blown neon blue. stole a whole cup of Powerade. Look at it. Oh, I had a whole... Well, last time I was in Jersey Mike's, there was a family of five that went up and said,

can we please have five water cups? And then they went one by one to the soda fountain, and they filled up whatever the hell they wanted, and the person that worked there didn't care. Now, what's next? You're gonna go back behind the counter and just start putting meat in your water cup? Just filling it with meat? That's water cup. Or you can maybe ask for extra meat. See if they do it. I've got a

free cookie there a few times. This poor guy's gonna have a mental health breakdown because people are looking at the picture and demanding they get their chips and drink. Would you like and chipping a drink for an upcharge, I can do that. You know, Jersey Mike's will give you a free chocolate chip cookie if you're with a child. Yes, I get a free cookie a lot when I'm with them.

And if you're not with a child, and I've said this before, I said, hey, and I'm not trying to pull an over on them. I'm like, hey, I'm picking up this sub for my child. And they say, no child, no cookie. Really? They have to. Pick one off the street. A child?

Yeah, just grab one. Oh, they're talking about a street cookie. I can do that. Shoot. Over here, cutting up the day. Two customers like that. What? This guy is having a rough one.

Yeah, but it is unfair that they put the chips and the drink in the picture. They should just do the sub. It is misleading on purpose. It's misleading, but maybe that's what makes you end up going, I'm going to order that. Now that looks like a complete thing. And I feel like that happens a lot around. Because most people don't look at the price at the end. They assume they're getting a deal.

It's like when you go to the grocery store and you buy something because it's on sale, there's a coupon. And then you don't even know if the coupon really took because they're just doot, doot, doot, dootin'. We got a petty claims court to get to in a moment. and I see already on the phone right now, we have some roommates that are unhappy with each other about something that you could be dealing with at your house and or apartment. So we get into that after this, which means you have jury duty. Stick around, help us decide,

and get yourself some access to our endless summer kegger all after this. Jabba Love Justice has been brought into the KROQ studios, which means it's time to meet some people that are battling over something that may seem small, so small that no one else would waste their time hearing it. But that's where we come in. We've got tons of time to waste every single day, and we appreciate you letting us waste your time as well but we need your help because you will be

a jury in a moment you're going to meet kelly and tiana oh it's uh sisters nice these are sisters that live together i guess they've been roommates for six months that's always weird when you live together growing up then you separate you go on you do your things and then you're somehow back together again yeah and i know that this is something hey you live together so you live together at one point when you were in the same house so kind of it's easy like it's something you know but it can really tear a family apart something going on and as a result one of them has brought their other sister here for petty claims court so without any further ado in the legal system cases are tried from supreme courts to small claims court but what about stuff that's

too small for small claims court this is petty claims court all right let's get to it The sister that is bringing her other sister to us is Shocker, the older sister. Older sister likes to lay down the law. Younger sister's job is to fall in line. What's the unofficial caretaker of the oldest? Let me say hi to Kelly. Hey, Kelly, good morning. Welcome to KROQ and welcome to Petty Claims Court.

What's up, guys? We did. We did. So your sister has moved in with you, your younger sister, or you guys moved in together? I think that matters a lot before we get into the issue. Was it one of your places first, or you moved into a brand new neutral place? So it's my place, and she's kind of staying with me until she can get herself together. And do you think that that's going to be temporary, or she's going to outstay her welcome?

It's going to take a while. And you, just so I get this quite clear, you listen to our show, which is why you reached out to us for Petty Claims Court. Your sister has no idea who we are or what this is. That's right. I'm a loyal listener, and she's just out there in space, Bill. Okay. Sounds like you guys have a nice relationship. Let's bring your sister on board.

Once again, the jury of your peers will vote and determine who's right and who's wrong. Is this Tania? Yes, it's Tanya. That's some way to spell it. All right, Tanya, welcome to KROQ, and welcome to Petty Claims Court. Your sister has accused you of something. We don't know what it is just yet, but how do you think the living with her is gone? Um, you know, I feel bad because I shouldn't be there right now in my life, but I'm thankful

that I have a sister that'll let me crash there for a few months until I get back on my feet. It's funny, someone's buttering her. She's trying to butter her up early with a compliment. I'm just so thankful for my beautiful sister. Smart move, also. She's attractive and intelligent. Are you paying rent during this time period?

Yes. You are paying rent. Fair share rent or like family rent? Which is like, eh, throw in 20. Yeah. Fair share. It's not much. Okay.

Oh, got it. All right. Kelly, what is it that you're accusing your sister of? Once again, if you're just joining us, Kelly and Tanya are sisters, but now they are also roommates. And Kelly has brought her sister to Petty Claims Court for an issue that's unfolded over the last six months of living together. What's up? So, like, it's not enough that I'm letting her, like, hang out at the house. This bee eats all my food, drinks my beer.

She's one of these people that leaves, like, crumbs in the chip bag. like half a bowl of cereal in the box and still calls that good and never replaces it you know she says oh i'll give you money for it never happens oh i'll go by the store on my way never happens well i think that's the bigger issue of all of this is the person that doesn't want to be the quote finisher of the item because then they're responsible for throwing it out and also you go who finished the chips and clearly it was tanya so they leave a spoonful of something enough But the issue of what is enough, what is a serving versus what is just leaving. And she's leaving, leaving.

Bingo. And it doesn't seem like she's contributing financially to the groceries at all, correct? Not, yeah, correct, Allie. I'm going to go ahead and put her on blast. That's correct. Okay. And then did she do this when you guys were kids, too? Was she the finisher and the lever?

Yeah, pretty much. Time to break old habits. Tanya, do you care to defend yourself at all? Because I know it feels like you're on the defensive now and you're being attacked by your sister. But do you believe that you are leaving what would be considered an edible portion of this stuff? Or do you think that you are purposely leaving nothing but crumbs? You know, I don't think I do it on purpose. You know, sometimes I just, you know, can't get up and get myself to the store.

I hate going to the store. Literally hate. Going to the store is the worst thing for me. and Kelly is just, she's a better shopper, and she buys the best snacks. So she loves to say that I make more money. She loves to say that I make more money. That's what this is. Yeah, and she makes a little bit more, so she can, you know,

she can take that responsibility. Well, there are certain people that are better shoppers, I'll be honest. Like, they just know, they come back from the store with good snacks. They know how to get the good snacks. They get the good stuff. And there's other people that suck at it. I know. And I'm the better shopper in our marriage.

My wife never goes to the store. And if she does, last time she went to the store, she came home with a giant Costco-sized box of baking soda. Oh, that's right. Well, terrible. What is that about? She came home with that whole bucket of baking soda. Like, why do we need a lifetime supply of baking soda? Why would you buy this?

Terrible purchase. So, Tanya, you're not doing this in a passive-aggressive way to get back at your sister at all. You just, you think that you're leaving, like, what would be an example specifically, Kelly, of the last thing you went to eat? You go, oh, good, there's this left, and then you open it and there was nothing there. So, I love a good cold Coke, right? And the rule, like, the courtesy rule is you never take the last thing of somebody's, right? You never take the last one. about three nights ago i came home from work went for that ice cold coke and guess what wasn't there

and tanya how do you explain that oh my gosh i just was thirsty you know oh my gosh uh you know it was it was in there i was gonna go to the store and replace it and i never did But it sounds like that's more of a, that's not like a once in a while thing. She says you never go to the store. Has there ever been a time that you've replaced anything that you can think of in the last six months? No. No, probably not. Uh-huh.

Oh, my. All right. It sounds like your only argument is that Kelly makes more money and should pay for you. Yeah, and she's a better shopper, and she likes to go to the store. I don't. That's exactly what my wife says to me. You like it. Right.

Don't you know that you like it? It's that Jedi mind trip stuff. but you're good at this. You're better at this. And we, people like me, are fishing for a compliment at every turn. Am I? I know.

Thank you so much. My wife told me for a while I was better at picking up the kids at school than she was. And I was like, you're goddamn right I am. And then I thought, what am I doing every day like a sucker? How do you have to be good at it? You just pull up your car. Anyone can do it.

You are good at sitting in your car, though. I am great at sitting in my car, so she's got a point there. All right, well, let's get to the final 10 seconds closing arguments that a jury of your peers will vote. If you're just joining us, it's a case between two sisters. They live together.

Kelly is the older sister, but she opened up her house and her heart to Tanya, her younger sister, who's going through something. Did you just get divorced or break up recently, Tanya, is what it sounds like to me? Yeah, just had a nasty breakup. Okay, fair enough. So sister did what sisters do, and she opened up her house. Nothing wrong with that, but now she says you are taking full advantage of fridge slash snack privileges by finishing everything, including the last drinks, not replacing.

But even worse than that, giving that whole false illusion that something does exist by putting the packaging back when there's nothing left in there. Yeah, that's egregious. You know when you pull that Oreo thing out and you're like, this feels weirdly light, but it's an Oreo. And you pull it and you just keep pulling

and keep pulling and pulling and pulling. Nothing, like a half, one half. And then there's like a half one that's all broken. With no cream on it. Oh, it's the worst feeling you can have in the world. All right, 10 seconds, closing arguments. Kelly, you get to go first.

Go ahead. You know, I love to have her. She's my sister. This is super annoying, but it would be really awesome if she could like once in a while Instacart, maybe some groceries to the house or DoorDash or something like that.

Even order it, I'll pick it up, something like that. But I think the bottom line is she's just chasing the show. Tanya, 10 seconds to try to get the jury on your side. They will vote. The first 100 texts, 800-520-1067, will determine if Tanya wins or if Kelly wins. My sister, Kel, is the best shopper. She likes to go to the store and get the best snacks.

She's better at it. So I just let her do it. I don't understand the big deal about sharing snacks. We're sisters. We literally share everything. Sex toys? And she does make more money, so she can afford it. A kiss occasionally?

Yeah, many, many. All right. Time will use. This song is called Loser. And in a moment, we will find out who is the loser in this relationship. Your votes will determine that at 800-520-1067. 6-7. Tame Impala. I'm K-Rock. Yes, that is in the new Spider-Man

movie. It's called Loser. It's Tame Impala. I'm K-Rock. We are Klein Alley Show, and in a moment, we're going to have the verdict to share with you from this petty claims court battle between Kelly and her sister, Tanya. Tanya went through a breakup. Kelly said, I'm your big sister. You can move in, and I guess for six months now, Tanya has been finishing snacks

and not replacing, not refilling, not offering to do the shopping. She claims the argument, I would do it, but I hate going to the store, and let's be honest, Kelly is a better shopper and makes more money yeah there's a whole argument now that is a brewing in the jury between freeloading versus making the good point that if that's something you're good at you know spread your wings and fly you chopper i know there are a lot of us for kelly but also 323 wanted to vote for

tanya because everyone knows that feeling when you go visit your parents and you raid their fridge it's a comforting feeling right now you have this window where you can eat and drink whatever you want for free and tanya's just taking advantage of that for her sister i don't want to put words in your mouth, Tanya, but I mean, let's be honest. You go through a breakup, how much of Kelly's ice cream do you eat? How many pints of Ben and Jerry's? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, a couple pints of Ben and Jerry's for sure.

Okay. And the beers, I think, is egregious, too. Josh, you have a vote. We'll read the verdict in a moment, but final thoughts here quickly before we wrap it up and move on. Josh, go ahead. Okay, so I'm on the side of Kelly here because

Tanya, let's be real here, no one likes a mooch, okay? I know that you're going through a really crappy situation, and we've all been there before. But if you're going to eat the rest of something, it's no more than just a text away to say, hey, I finished this. Can you stop by the store and get it? Okay, so finish, eat away, but just as a courtesy. If you want that cold soda when you get home, that's gone. Just to let you know.

Maybe update, constant updates. Just let them know, yeah. I always like the idea of, I think people are very concerned about putting cameras around their house to monitor the ins and outs. I don't know why there's not more people that have live fridge cams, so you can see what's going on in there all the time. That's a great idea. You're right. Maybe you're on to something. Vanessa, note on the desk.

Prototype, live fridge cams to monitor what's happening. Nothing worse than getting home thinking you have a leftover waiting for you, only to realize it's not there. You should take it a step further and make it like a hotel fridge where it's all waited. Oh, it's waited. I like that. So that it can notify you if something was moved or taken. Someone has taken my last drink. Zeke? Yo.

Are you doing woodworking right now, or what's happening over there? Oh, yeah, man. I'm at the job right now, but you know I ain't tripping in nothing. They can wait. We'll check this out. This is all I got to say like this. I know I'm really going to say Kelly in the right, but it's a real, real, real situation. I'm really going to vote for Tanya because I was in a similar situation when I pulled

over from prison. I didn't have a place to go. so my brother let me stay at his house and you know my you know my brother is kind of like telling this you know serious oh i need the money and stuff it's always gonna be like that you know the youngest sibling is always gonna be you know the fun kind of get into something similar you know something bad stuff like that but you know you're gonna need to help but at the same time she's wrong because you gotta get up and go find out what the grocery you better clean the pad you know what i'm saying you better provide some smoke provide some something you gotta do something you

can't just sit there at the pad and expect your sister just because she'd make more money than you for her to provide for you you're a grown-ass woman you gotta be out there and be able to go make your money and not only that but make sure you got to keep your sister happy because remember she's the one who's going to stay at her house it's not the other way around yeah the really good points i understand you felt like you were a tanya at one point in your life but you also do have to contribute in some way even if you can't tribute contribute financially yeah you gotta do something you know like if you can't if you can't like if you can't provide the rent but you could provide some smoke you can provide some drink or hey some something something gotta give you know

you just can't be there for free because eventually it could be your sister as much as she loves you she's gonna have to cut that cord and you know then you skip it i don't know what most of what he said but uh sounds good tanya are you providing any smoke you know i clean more and uh i do smoke her out sometimes. Okay. All right. So there you have it, Zeke. Richard, we'll give you the final word, and then Allie will read the verdict. We've got to wrap up the show today, sadly. Go ahead. Just

put some phony expiration dates on there. Get a stamp and staples and put like a ridiculous, phony date on there, you know, outdated maybe a year ago. It's expired in 83. That's a good idea. Yes, I better read it. That's good. To be a good sister. It's a great tip if you're living with a roommate

that's eating your stuff. Just go ahead and stamp some phony expiration dates on stuff. All right, Allie, we've tabulated the votes now. Only one winner, one loser. You guys understand that the verdict's final here, petty claims court. Tanya, Kelly, thank you for bringing your dispute to our show. And, Tanya, maybe now that you are done freeloading off of all of Kelly's snacks, you'll freeload off some free radio and start listening to Klein Alley Show Mornings.

What do you think about that, huh? I'm definitely going to tune in. Yeah, I don't believe that. Just like you're definitely going to buy groceries? Definitely going to replace those Oreos. All right. All right, Allie, let's go ahead. Well, I tabulated the votes from text and from the YouTube live stream, and with 93% of the vote, Kelly, you have won, and you're a very good sister.

Kelly, I think you knew that was going to happen because, yeah, you brought us an open-shut case, and there was a few votes, very few votes for Kelly, I mean for Tanya, but congratulations. Hey, moving forward, Tanya, here's the deal. If you finish anything, you will leave a $5 bill by the thing you finished. Like a tip for the housekeeper. I like that. I like it. And then Kelly can put that towards the fund. Or, you know, she's right.

Every once in a while, just keep one of them open. Download some DoorDash or something like that. All right. Thank you for bringing the case to us. We have to wrap up the show. We're way behind. And who's in today? Is it Sluggo or is it Johnny?

I can't keep track. Sluggo. Sluggo's back. Oh, thank God. Sluggo's back. So there you go. Stick around. Listen to more KROQ after us.

All right. Takeaways from today's show. Allie, what do we got? You know, before I get to takeaways, 562 said we need to invite Zeke to the kegger. We've never met Zeke before. Oh, yeah. Zeke should come. 816, my takeaway is when you have diarrhea, what comes out is a lot of E's.

Well, if I'm spelling it, that's true. 424, my takeaway is if something dies in your house, just put a cup over it. Man, I'm going to go. How many cups do you think I'm going to go home to today? I think it's going to look like beer pong when you get home. It's just all dead cockroaches under cups and I've got to deal with it. You've got to figure it out. 310, purple is the new blue.

Thanks, Klein. 213, my takeaway is the answer is... Wait, what did I say? 650, pregnancy brain cancels out hurt brain. I think I proved that that is not true. 818, one of Shakespeare's most famous plays was Juliet with Rome. And 818, my takeaway, have you seen The Mummy? And let's see, 909, my takeaway is Jesus died for our roid rage.

If you don't know what we're talking about, you should listen to more of the show. Thank you for all of the contributions on the text line for Calling Tomorrow. We have many more. We haven't been doing enough of this. Vanessa says we've got a lot of these kegger opportunities tomorrow. So tomorrow we're going to start blowing out chances to come to our endless summer kegger, also known as the clam slam. Johnny, takeaway? Is it brothers or brothers?

You have a takeaway there, Vanessa. Don't trust the cake at Ralph's. Well, I'm just saying something's going on. There's a cake-spiracy. I'm going to get to the bottom of it today. I will have a full investigative report to deliver to you guys tomorrow. This isn't over. It's not over.

It's far from open. It's actually just the layers are just getting deeper, like one of those layer cakes. Gluten-free layers. Just keep more and more layers to plot thickets. And there's still no ice cream. No, there's no layer of ice cream. Ali, takeaway? My takeaway is M-S-E-W.

Oh, no. Vanessa cursed us three days in a row. Jake, you have a takeaway? Yeah, we want the banging, sister. That's right. And finally, DJ Omar Khan. Yeah. Klein's wife is not in elementary school.

She wanted to let us know. I don't go to school. that she does not go to school. So there. Well, we learned something today on the show. It's all bad. She did. Have a great day.

We'll do it tomorrow. Try to do it better. If you're new to us, in the meantime, there's a GOAT line for you. 844-956-GOAT for your comments, critiques, and criticisms. Or if you'd rather, you can just find us on the Instagram,

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