Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Show Bets, Park Week and MORE

Episode Date: July 31, 2026

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Oh yeah, welcome to your weekend. It is just after 10 o'clock on a Friday morning, which means we have tickets to give you right now. And if you're a fan of the Foo Fighters, now is a good time to be the 20th caller at 800-520-1067. It is part of K-Rock's summer ticket blowout. Blowing out all them tickets, we've given away pairs upon pairs upon pairs every single hour all week long. And now is your chance to win your way into the Foo Fighters. Of course, we'll continue to give you these tickets until we have none left. That means none even for us. So enjoy them so you can get them.

And 20th caller right now will be going to see Foo Fighters. So do not be a stranger unless you're one of those creepy, handsy ones. You think we can just go to all these shows whenever we want? No. We ask for the tickets, too. They say, nope, there's not any left. I did ask the guy, Ricky, Ricky Ticky, I call him, who's responsible for keeping track of all of the tickets at the K-Rock and a bunch of the radio stations. And I asked him who on our show is the biggest violator and who asks the most for tickets, who bothers him the most.

Who do you think he said, Allie? He said it wasn't even close. The old barefoot man himself, Shakey Jakey. You think it's Shakey Jakey? Of course. We already know this. Omar, who do you believe bothers Ricky the most asking for tickets to shows? Yeah, of course it's Jake.

Or Johnny. Johnny goes to a lot of stuff, and he's friendly with Ricky. Right. Johnny does go to a lot of things. I go a lot, but I also get invited to stuff, too. Yeah, Johnny, he says usually Johnny's not the one asking. He said that Jake, in the history of this entire company, has asked for more tickets than anyone else ever, and mostly Jake will ask for tickets to go to shows

that are banned, that we wouldn't even touch with a 10-foot pole, so he's got to go make effort. No way. It's not like I've got extra tickets. Every once in a while, one of the perks here, they go, hey, extra tickets tonight to the show, wherever. If anyone wants to go to the Greek, we may have a few extra tickets. That's one thing.

Jake will reach out to Ricky and say, hey, can you find me seven tickets to go to Warm Uncle tonight or something. I don't need tickets for Warm Uncle. I'm tight. Yeah, but Jake, don't you feel a little bit bad for some of these more up-and-coming bands where you're not paying for a ticket? I pay for those tickets,

and usually those shows are free. And if I ask Ricky for something that we don't play, he says no. How many times a week... He says no all the time. How many times a week would you guess you ask him for tickets? Once.

What? You ask him once a week? Or once every two weeks. There's a lot of shows I go to that I don't even ask because they're free shows or they're cheap enough that I just buy a ticket. He estimated it's multiple times a week, every week. This week, I asked a bunch. Klein, how many times a year?

Oh, a year? Sometimes zero times a year. Maybe one time a year. Maybe if I have a friend or a relative that says, hey, is there any way you can help me get tickets if something's sold out or whatever? Maybe. But, I mean, it's very rare. You purchased tickets recently.

Do you want to talk about that? No, I don't. I don't want to talk about that. Oh, yeah. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. And that's not the most embarrassing purchase you've made. You've made two

ticket purchases. Whatever I'm trying to say. But anyway, it's embarrassing for you. What's the most embarrassing purchase I made? Benson Boone is for one, but then we all know you're a big crow head. Alright, well, let me just say a couple things.

The Benson Boone one, and I actually did ask Ricky for those, because I wasn't going to pay. Why are you asking him for Benson Boone tickets? My kid is a huge fan of Benson Boone. My kid. Not me. I may not even pay attention. He's fantastic.

I'm not going to look. I won't even look at the stage. He's no warm uncle. I will not look. But my kid is big into that one song, which is frustrating because you know that's going to come at the way end to end. And it's ironic because it's stay. I'm going to have to sit there at the song, wait for stay.

I have to stay for two hours for stay. But he's going to be doing flips and stuff. I won't look. You don't like that. No, not going to watch it. It'll be like a stunt show. So that one, yes. And the thing you guys are making fun of me for is counting crows at the Hollywood Bowl.

I think you got a box. They call it a nest if it's... It's a nest. I got myself a nest for the crows. I mean, a crow's nest. That's right. A terrorist's nest. Because summer nights at the Bowl, nothing like it, Ali.

Sitting outside, drinking your own drinks, eating your own food. Cut up, Maria. Okay. Show me some of that Spanish dancing. Oh, yeah. Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones. Pass me a bottle, you can bring your own. Believe in me.

That's right. Help me believe in anything. Okay, well. Because I want someone who believes. They're not as good as he once was. They should quit. That guy used to date Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox in their prime. Let's just point that out.

Yeah. Hey, Ama? Ana? Ana from Ontario. You are the 20th caller at this exact moment. You put up with us for long enough. You're going to go see the Foo Fighters, all right? Heck, yeah.

I'm excited. Let's go. Congratulations. Officially, you are now going to forever be in the history of K-Rock as one of the winners of the summer ticket blowout. And no one can take that from you unless Jake calls Ricky quickly and tries to get those put in his name. So hold on one second and get them while you can.

We've got lots to get to this hour on the show and an update with Park Week as we save society next on KROQ. KROQ, we are a Klein Alley Show. That was Green Day, but you already knew that. And thank you for helping us to make Southern California a better place to live, although we've had a ton of submissions from outside of the state as well for this exciting annual tradition known as Park Week. We are at the finalists now.

The finalists will be posted up on our Instagram, Klein Alley Show. Let us know who you believe captured the world's worst parker. And like every year, we get a lot of similar types of bad parkers, And there's everything from the person with the tiny car that pulls all the way in to make you think the spot is open when it's not. Then you've got the person that parks the giant, you know, truck in the compact spot. We've got a lot of people that were line violators, as always. But there were some real standouts this year and some ones we've never seen before as we try to capture some of the worst parking jobs in all of Southern California. Yeah, including this truck.

This parking lot is up against a short wall. And this truck parked up so far that the front of their truck is hanging over the wall and onto the sidewalk. I mean, this just looks like an actual car accident took place. But this person actually parked and said, I'm good, got out of their car and left. That was sent in by Amanda. I'm trying to figure out what neighborhood that was in. But the other thing I noticed about that parking job right there, it appears that someone was trying to reverse, accidentally went forward, and then the car got stuck. And they were like, I'm just going to walk away.

So they just left it there for now. the amount of, talk about getting inside of each other's personal bubbles, the amount of cars that are parked way too close to other cars where it really makes it so that no one can get into their car is remarkable. And we've got submissions for regular parking lots and parallel parkers who left

no room for anybody to get out. Right, so I would say it's a good thing that so many people are taking the GLP-1s because if not, you're not going to be able to fit in and out of these cars anymore. Yeah, or I hope you've got a sunroof. And then there's my personal favorite in this latest batch, and we've got to go through the hundreds that have come through. You can get them

into us, tag us at Klein Alley Show. A lot of people have just been DMing us these pictures. But my personal favorite I think is the person that in between two handicapped spots you know, there's that like those white lines that's kind of It's like the buffer zone to help

the handicapped people have additional space for their wheels or canes or whatever. And this person has put their car and parked it between the two handicapped spots The two handicap spots are taken, by the way With cars that have handicap plates This car is not a handicap car

But parked in the handicap crosswalk Between the two handicap cars And the best part of it is It's right in front of a club Pilates Pilates and a post office Clearly wanted to go into the Pilates place Which would make me think that they're not any of these things They're dancing and cartwheeling their way

Into the Pilates studio It feels like, once again, I'm blown away We received for the first year ever this year a few Waymos that were parked terribly, so we thank you for those submissions. Yeah, and I also enjoy the person who submitted a parking enforcement vehicle that was badly parked. Yeah. Because they're the ones giving us parking

tickets, but they deserve them too. Yeah, this guy has got his car completely diagonal, taking over about three spots. And I know that they don't think the rules apply, which is why we started Meter Beaters, where we give the tickets to the ticket givers. But in this particular case, the first ever submission from a parking

enforcement vehicle that's parked poorly as well. A couple people sent those cars that were parked on wet cement, which is great as well because that will forever leave their imprint there. There is definitely one that is in a construction zone, like in the cones. Right. So once again, we have proven yet

again, not that we need to do this year after year after year, but that most people in Southern California, even if you do know how to drive, you definitely do not know how to park. Someone even sent us a video of a lesbian attempting to parallel park yesterday. I did a great job with that. Only to have her car sticking out diagonal

and weird looking. No, it was slightly slanted, but pretty good, a 20-1. Once again, if you want to see some of the finalists or if you want to see if your submission has made it, please get them. Go check out our Instagram, a Klein Alley Show. We're putting together the slideshow of some of our favorites right now.

It's hard to whittle it down. It is very hard. I mean, the guy that went completely perpendicular at the Home Depot is pretty good, too. And the person that pulled their car all the way to blocking the door of the 7-Eleven that they parked in front of. So there's some great submissions in Park Week, and we will go ahead and announce

on monday the big winner that gets the trilogy of concerts and that'll be happening on monday's show but thanks for participating and making the 2026 park week our our biggest one yet quick break we're back with more show i believe we still have box of shame to get into and we'll be gambling on the future of this show including the gender of ali's baby and who will be the next person on the show to get married these are all actual bets that can be made for real money and we'll get into all that next hey rock we are klein alley show i know people think that i have a gambling problem and maybe they think that because it's true and with all of the world of sports gambling that's been around for a while now and it's becoming more and more mainstream and more and more people are

having fun at that but now with all of the things available on calchi and poly market people can pretty much bet on anything in the world political stuff you said calchi calchi that's another one that you can that's a cereal it's a oh it's a cereal damn it i've lost all my money uh that's I'm so regular, though. My fiber intake. Don't bet on that. I bet on the over of fiber intake. So there's all these different now ways that you can bet on things that are just happening in general life.

And instead of you betting against the house like a casino, you're technically betting against other people. So people will change the outcome based on the way their money's going. And then in real time, you're watching the stats change. For instance, Allie, I know you don't care about sports, so I'm going to go ahead and break this down in a way that you would get it. Like you could right now put money on when the Grand Theft Auto 6 is going to be released. Will it be released on November 19th or will it be released on December 31st? There's all these dates that are changing. I think the release date is set.

But they claim that just because it's been set, though, doesn't mean that's really going to happen, right? It's moved several times. People have many guesses as to things. So you could gamble on that. You could bet on who Time Magazine's person of the year in 2026 will be. And there's odds, like the Pope. Will it be Elon Musk? Will it be, there's all these different people.

How is this fair with people, with so many people having insider information? Well, it's funny you say that. There's a special that just came out, I think, this week on Netflix, and it talks very specifically about why this has become problematic. And, for instance, recently the guy that was operating. Really? I think we know. Well, because inside information is the reason that, like, for instance, Trump's teleprompter operator got busted because he put in a bunch of bets knowing that Trump would say certain things in his speeches. There's so many ways to cheat. Right.

There are people that can get access to inside information, political stuff. There's people that are involved in very high-end, top-secret meetings with the government that are able to then make money gambling on which countries will be invaded. But then there are things you can't cheat on, like the weather. Because, yeah, you can read weather reports all you want, but then what is the temperature actually going to be? It's funny you say that, Allie. You say you can't cheat on the weather. There was a recent story that happened because the way that they usually will determine what the weather is, that's something you can gamble on right now, what the high will be today in L.A. And it's based usually on one very specific weather station that's at LAX.

They found that someone put a bunch of money on the overhappening. And when they looked into it, because it did go over that day, they found that there was a very strange spike in the weather station. And I think what they found is someone went near the weather station with a bunch of hair dryers. Stop it. I'm not kidding, because they wanted to win their bet on one of these future bets. How did the person get all the way up there? And they jacked the, I don't know where the weather station was, but they basically raised, by holding hair dryers near the weather, were able to actually raise the weather enough that their bet paid off.

And the whole thing that they're trying to say now is we can look into these anomalies, and if you do cheat the system, we will catch you eventually. which is what's happening after the fact now where they're finding out that people either fix things or add insider information. And that's the one potential downfall in this world. But you could put a bet in right now. What will be the top song of all of 2026? The Macarena. Next. It's not even on here.

Who's going to be the – you can start putting bets on who's going to win Academy Awards already. The Odyssey. Is that going to win the Oscar? It's the favorite right now to win the Oscar. You could put money in right now on that. That'll win Best Picture. And then there's all these other things. But we've decided if you can gamble on everything, including how many U.S. measles cases, will there be in the year 2026?

Do you want to know the numbers right now? You're going to try and give your kid measles to get the over. Above 4,500 cases, that is the favorite right now. You have to risk $200 to win $100. But then there's also above 5,000 cases. You can start making some money. If you think it's going to get really heavy, like over 10,000. Come on, kids, get sick.

Get measles. I got the over. Let's go. Come on, you anti-vaxxers. Keep going. You could have bet on how many syphilophorous SIAS cases there were with the exploding ass. Have you bet on this stuff? Is this stuff that you're actually betting on?

Some of this I have bet on. You could bet on it. What will be the top Netflix show this week? Just this week. What's going to be the most watched show on Netflix? God. What's that toxic love show? No.

Well, maybe. That's not one of the ones you could bet on, though. So who's making this up? The Boss Baby. Like, could we make up our... 72 Hours. That's actually... Oh, my kids watch that last night.

Boss Baby? Boss Baby. Yeah, I believe it. Then there's Ransom Canyon Season 2, The Hawk. Shout out, Hawk. So anyway, just to give you an idea of some of the stuff you can bet on. So we decided if you can bet on everything, and truly you can, then let's go ahead and put in some bets on this show.

And here are some bets right now, and I want to get your thoughts on this. Keep track if you want to bet. Unfortunately, not available yet on the apps to actually make real money, but let's figure out. Yeah, can you just add this stuff? If you were to place a bet, you need enough people in the general public to care, But if enough people do care, that's our biggest problem, not enough people care. Who will be married first on the show, between Jake or Vanessa?

Or Johnny. Johnny was a favorite because he wasn't even on the list. So the question would be between Jake and Vanessa. Oh, Vanessa. I don't think Jake will ever get married. Oh, really? So you think Vanessa is a stronger bet than Jake? Yeah.

I mean, I think it'll be, I don't think Vanessa, I don't think you care too much about marriage right now, right, Vanessa? I'm not seeing anyone, but I do care about a big party. She just wants to have a party. I think I could see either of them, it happening quick. And I could see, I don't think Jake has any interest in it, but I could see the right Burbank Asian coming along. If he has somebody that, yeah, checks all the boxes, he would instantly fall in love

and totally propose. Especially if they had a little money or something and they want to take Jake out of his shack, you can move maybe some divorcee I could see Jake I could see Jake like meeting someone and being married

maybe like even two weeks later Jake doesn't want to be tied down yeah I think Jake I don't want to say has commitment issues but I think he might

have commitment issues I think Vanessa's way pickier though that's my point is that Jake I think will settle and I think that now that he's out there

dating Jake if things start going well with this hot girl who plays Magic the Gathering I could see you getting locked down with her pretty quickly

I haven't even met her yet in real life she's ghosting him already have you gone on a second date with any of those other girls Yeah, I had a couple of second dates.

And how'd they go? They're fine. Oh, boy. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Strong pick with Vanessa. All right, moving on. Will Ali have a boy or a girl?

Now, we don't know the gender of Ali's upcoming baby yet, although there have been people that have said you slipped before on the air and said he, and you claim that you said that when you were talking about your actual son who's alive, not the unborn son. There's some conspiracy theories going around. Is a lesbian couple allowed to choose to make a girl? Would that be a conflict of error? I think so. Did they pick the right one, you know, when I asked them to choose the embryo?

So right now, the odds as I have it is that it's plus 500 that you have a girl, which means boy is the strong favorite. You're going to have another boy. There's still an outside-outside bet that eventually when you give birth, there's going to be a few in there. But I think that favorite right now is Allie has a boy, but let's lock in bets. What do you think? Vanessa? I think it's girl. Okay.

Vanessa's almost always wrong. Jake? I'm going boy. Omar? It's definitely a boy because I picture Allie just thinking about the future and all the hand-me-downs she's going to get to this new kid. Oh, you're right. Of course. Because she chose it just for that reason.

Oh, it makes perfect sense. For sure. On cheapness alone. Allie's the one person who goes, well, I guess we don't have to buy any new clothes. We just have another boy. Now, keep in mind, the first try did not take. So I chose one sex it didn't take, and then I chose the other sex. Also, keep in mind, too, that Allie doesn't really care what they wear and no matter how foolish they look.

Because if she has a girl, at least that girl will be able to wear all the tutus her current boy is wearing. It doesn't matter what the sex is. They're wearing his clothes. Yeah, right. I mean, right now, I think Allie's trying to squeeze into his clothes right now. I love you for thinking I care about that. All right, we move on. Everyone's locked in on.

Oh, Johnny, who do you? Yeah, me. I think it's definitely going to be a boy. She bought a boy, and she is lesbian, too, so she likes boys or likes being like a boy. so she wants a boy again. Thanks so much. Insulted in so many different ways. Insulted?

Will anyone on the show, our show, be fired before the end of 2026? Wow. Interesting. Ah, God. I think, I think no.

I think we're safe. You think we're safe? All as a show and as, because there's an answer. 2027, I don't know. But I think we've got six months left.

We're all right. I wish you had not said that. I wish you had not, you of all people, I wish you had not said that, Alex. This whole question is mushiness. That's true. You brought up the question.

This is a real gamble, though. Will anyone on the show be fired? It's not real. You're just making it up. These could all be real things people gamble on. This is the kind of world we're living in now. They could be real. Does quitting count as firing, too?

No. Quitting and firing are different. The question is... I think now I've changed my mind. All right. So, if you don't know, you don't bet, you think everyone's here at the end of... Everyone's still here at the end of 2026. This includes Ginger Justin?

This includes Ginger Justin, yes. I see, man. That guy has some skeletons in his closet probably. If something comes to light, I could see them being like, okay, you know what? We need to part ways. You weirdo. Yeah, that's possible.

I could see that happening too. He does have pierced nipples. He did leave the company once before. Yeah, he did. But he came back. Yep, but that was out of necessity. Yeah. I just think that Justin is too important.

He has too many skills at this point for them to fire him. I don't see anyone getting fired. I mean, I think we run the best. I would say I'm probably the favorite because I'll probably say something that's, like, I cross the line sometimes. If the wrong person's listening at that time, they'll file a complaint. I'll probably get, you know. You'll get suspended. I don't think you would get fired.

You know, you would get, like, a week without pay. Yeah, it depends on how the show's doing. By the way, a week without pay here is pretty much the same as a week with pay here. It's almost the exact same. It's unnoticeable. Johnny went a month without pay. It'd be unnoticeable. All right, next one.

This is a tough one now, and this is the last one we have time for. who's the first to die from our dedicated listeners? Oh, my God. And the Betts are his father. That's a question. Who made this? This is all available

on the Poly Market in Calchi. They're not. Secondhand Cindy, Blind Charlie, the Bud Light Bros, either one of them, One-Armed Gary, or Pantyhose Greg.

Who's the first that will meet their ultimate demise? Oh, God. It's tough because some of them I just feel like are going to live for, like they could die

at any moment, but they also could live forever. No, all of them could die at any moment. I don't actually... Moist Joyce is a great one, too. She's been terminal for like 20 years, right? Oh, yeah. Since Studio 54. God, I guess...

I'm going to go Pantyhose. Pantyhose is great. A lot of people on the text line are saying the bet is that Jake gets fired because he's going to have another one of his mantrums and say things he can't take back. And based on how angry he gets, as we learned during improv and during the show and on stage when he was yelling

that the crowd's like, no one Fs with the Violent Femmes. That was a callback to one of the intros on their album. No one Fs. But you said it with such anger. Listen to the record. The guy says it like that. I didn't even say the real word. Okay, so Jake's going to get fired.

First to die, Jake. Oh. I'm just going to say Penny House Greg, because that's the one I want. Oh. Why do you want him to die? Why do you want him to die? Out of all the other ones, that's the one that I care about the least. Oh, dude.

Are you trying to say you don't agree? Any answer is going to be messed up. Anything we pick. Once again, we're not playing favorites here. We're just playing odds. If you want to actually make money. I'm not trying to mess with my friends. All the odds are the same, in my opinion.

You really think so? Yeah. Second Aunt Cindy's been around forever, but she's almost died so many times. Then you have Blind Charlie, who has an illness. And, you know, if it doesn't get taken care of soon, he could die. but he could also continue to live on forever if he gets a kidney. And then you have the Bud Light Bros who seem to be doing just fine. I don't know how they haven't gotten cirrhosis by now

because they're raging alcoholics. They're Hispanics. They last forever when they drink so much. And then you have Penny House Gray. They're like pickling themselves. Who I feel like would get killed by Shia LaBeouf. Yeah, I have a one-armed Gary as my pick. Yeah, one-armed Gary.

Just because he's come so close to death so many times. And now he's got that new arm. My bet is more on him losing another limb. That's a good bet, too. All right. Well, anyway, that's just some of the things you can look forward to. The future of gambling is officially here, which is very exciting. That's been our first official polymarket or couchy futures from the show.

Not sponsored, but could be if any of you future prediction sites are listening. Here is Sublime. I bet you knew that was going to be the next song we played. K-Rock finally show coming to an end for now. But fear not. We have the weekend anthem to get you all hyped for all things that lay ahead for the next 24 to 48 hours. Back on Monday for an all-new live show. We'll announce the winner of Park Week, which is pretty cool.

We also have, this is exciting for next week. I lost my sheet, but I think I threw it out already, Vanessa. But I know we're giving away some cool stuff next week as well, I believe. Oh, it's a trip to go somewhere and see someone. Shaky Knees in Atlanta. Oh, that's right. Go to Shaky Knees in Atlanta. Shaky Knees in Atlanta.

Shaky Knees in Atlanta. Do you get an expander in like my kid? My mind else. Dude, I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with my mouth. What's she saying? Let me translate. Jimmy E. World has just announced, I believe, a show at the Hollywood Bowl.

In November. Vanessa, were you trying to say that? Yes, that's what she was saying. What the hell? No, I was trying to say the grand prize. That's the hook. So you're going to get to go see them at the Hollywood Bowl show just announced. And then one person is going to win themselves a trip to Chankanese and Tatanta.

In Atlanta. In Atlanta. To see Jimmy E. World and Violet Grohl and the Strokes and Turnstile. Oh, that's a cool. That's a cool thing. That's what she was trying to say. So if you figure that out, that's going to be the game next week. Figure out what we're giving away and get it.

One for Jeckanese. So that is going to happen next week, and that's cool. And then we'll also continue hooking you up with other things as well, I'm sure, which we'll figure out over the weekend. If you need us in the meantime, there's a GOAT line for you, 844-956-GOAT. I'm sorry we couldn't get to all the messages today. There's some great ones there that we'll try to get into next week. And, of course, you can find us on the Instagram, Klein Alley Show. Congratulations, Jake, for losing the on-road driving test.

he will be spending next week at the DMV. Hey, Jake, true or false, next week your birthday is on Tuesday? Yes. Would you like to do the DMV thing on your birthday

and we could throw like a little birthday party for you at the DMV? I mean, that would make my birthday memorable. See, and people would show up, I bet. Perfect.

We'll just pick a DMV and I don't know which one's most convenient or least convenient to you, but you'll just be sitting there and no one's ever in the history of the world had a birthday party

at the DMV, trust me. Not even the employees there. Can I bring, like, decorations? You would automatically have guests. They don't be with numbers, but they would be there. They'll bring that pizza, send you your pizza over there that you like, that you gotta get every year for your birthday? Alright, let's do it. Really? On my birthday, yeah.

Cool! Wow. Birthday party at the DMV for Jake. A DM birthday for Jake the Nerd next week. Now we've got a great payoff for this bet. Alright, takeaways from today's show. What do we got? Okay, let's see. 714, my My takeaway is the nipple is the skittle in the middle of the pepperoni. 714, that thing is up there on the pooch.

There's a lot of learning that happened during Johnny Doesn't Know Today. 818, if you have $50,000, Victor's kidney could be yours. 818, typist is here, baby. 213, Jake is an L.A. tool. Allie was born to play the bush lady. And 650, my takeaway is somewhere next week, there will be a DMV bathroom that's about to get destroyed. That is true.

It's already been destroyed. Probably destroyed all over again. What's your takeaway from today's show, Postmaster Johnny? Listen to K-Rock next week to win your pair of tickets to Chicanese. Chicanese all next week on K-Rock. What say you, Vanessa? Jake is the

Jake is above average when it comes to farting. Farting. Above average when it comes to farting. Your accent has gotten thicker during the show today. Like during today's show It feels like you've digressed a bunch. I don't know what's happening. I think it's the coffee.

Vanessa has been in this country, she claims, for like 30 years. That's 30. The accent is going backwards somehow. It's like 25. I don't know. You're like Benjamin Buttoning, your accent. Your accent. It's wild.

You know what it is? My family's here from Colombia visiting, and I'm hanging out with them a lot. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. All right. Well, I'll look forward to that next week. That'll be fun. Roll some audio over the weekend.

What's your takeaway from today's show, Jake? the nerd? Listen to Desperate and Horny in the mornings. Desperate and Horny every morning here on KROQ. Hey, Horny, what's your takeaway? My takeaway is that it should be renamed the Queen Bloody Mary. That's right. God, that was a weird-ass call today. My God. Check out the early part of the podcast

if you want to have your mind blown with the update from the gummy worm guy. Omar, takeaway? My takeaway is that Kai eats cream all the time. Kai loves the cream, baby. Here's your weekend song. Have a good one. We'll do it next week and try to do it better. All right, goodbye. Wait, what? Oh, my God.

Woo-hoo. She's a bitch. Sunday, sleepin' in, eatin' brunch My pearls Let's get high Whatever, you fat bitch That be sick It's the beach or it's the mall

Go out with friends, do nothing at all Sleep in, watch movies, read books Anything goes, just take a look Eggs Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah Are you ready for the rear end? Oh, oh, oh

Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah Are you ready for the rear end? What'd you do that, Fandango?