Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- The Dodgers' Klein, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

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Two of them at Petco Park. And you've got Pierce the Veil and Dia de los Deftones at Petco Park. Rolls right off the tongue. For a white lady. We're going to make that happen for you and then also get you into another show. Rise Against. Rise Against. So ultimate grand prize, whoever gives us the worst parker,

as we publicly shame all the bad parkers in Southern California. And there's been a lot of similar stuff we've received. As per usual, there's different categories of bad parkers. We'll go through some of those submissions we've gotten this hour. And if you're waiting to send us or you haven't come across a bad parker yet, don't worry, today could be your day. it is officially park week and we need your help to save the streets of southern california and beyond because people are sending us bad parkers across the country now new bad parkers new bad

parkers in that badly park in ways we never knew was possible uh so uh let's go ahead and say good morning chicago 20 and then we give you the even greater news of a brand new hour of k rocket store for you and you can watch us as we're streaming live on youtube right now as well so you can see what the show looks like there. You never know when Allie could break out into some white lady dancing like she did yesterday

during the big gender reveal announcement. That was not Allie's baby. There's been a lot of confusion. Did we reveal the gender of Allie's baby? No. We have no idea

what thing is growing inside of Allie right now. Could be a they. Could be. We don't even know. So we will get to that I'm sure sooner or not. When are you going to do

your reveal? Next week? We can do it next week or the week after. I actually just took the blood test yesterday that officially determines it. Oh, so you now know?

I don't have the results yet. Oh, okay. Well, you're supposed to know it anyway. Yeah, because I chose the embryo that had a certain sex, but this is like the double confirmation. Oh, there were no oopsies. This was the right one that you picked. I'm rooting for oopsies.

Come on, oopsies. Let's go, oopsies. Well, I hope for oopsies, too, a little bit, because then I'd probably have a lawsuit. Hey, Sarah. Hey, good morning. You're from North Hollywood, and you are the 20th caller right now on KROQ.

Congratulations. Yay, thank you, thank you. I know you're thinking, what's the point of even trying? I'll never get through. I'll never get on the air. And now here we are. We've got tickets for you to go see Avenged Sevenfold as part of KROQ Summer Ticket Blowout. Congratulations.

Thank you so much. You are very welcome. Everyone's been so pleasant today. I know. No problems. No weirdos. What's going on? Well, I mean, then we did have that whole segment about crazy people and then the secondhand Cindy call.

So there's still been plenty of weirdos on the show today. Right. We didn't say crazy people, Caller 20. We just said Caller 20. Congratulations. More stuff to give you this hour on KROQ. Put some respect on our goddamn name. Klein Alley Show on KROQ.

Thank God for Will Klein, Dodgers pitcher, who went out there during last year's World Series. And when he came in and they said Klein is going into the game, I said, if this does not go well, I will be somehow affected by this because Klein will be a laughingstock of a city and he could be that guy. Every sports franchise, every city has some player that has done so poorly that they become almost like an ongoing meme joke for the remainder of the entire existence of that team. They're a legend just for the failure of it. And I go, please don't let this happen to this guy, Klein. He's a ginger, so he's already got one strike against him. But he went out there and he pitched unbelievable. And some people say that, you know,

obviously a lot of heroes of that World Series last season for the Dodgers, but Will Klein definitely gets a lot of glory. And I was excited because it costs extra if you want to get a Dodgers jersey and you want to put your own name on it. But if you buy a jersey that already has a player's name on it, it is more affordable. And I said, so it's easier to just get, hopefully a team gets a player that has your name on it so you can just go get one of those jerseys. Did you get one?

If your last name is Otani, you're in luck because there's no shortage of merchandise you can get that has your name on it, which is great. Right. Well, apparently, I did not, when I went to get it at the store, they actually didn't have any yet because they said he's a backup, backup, backup pitcher. Oh, I remember this. He's deep in the bullpen. Right, right. There was not enough demand for the Will Kline jerseys. They're like, that ginger?

We don't have his jersey. Yeah, we don't make ginger jerseys here. is what they said to me. I said, that's offensive, but now I think you can get it. Well, listen to this, Allie. Will Kline was approached before a Dodgers game recently, and he was asked about our show, and he was told that at the same time that he broke into the spotlight

that at least the person who was chatting with him believed that there was some sort of an effect that it had on our show as well because all of a sudden people started associating Kline with victory and goodness and greatness, and they think that we got some of the rubs from his shine. Some of his shine rubbed off on us. Oh, okay. So it was a fluke and it was also just because somebody else did something cool?

Yeah, we get no credit. It's a bit of a stretch. Dave Stiles, who works in radio, he's been in radio a while, but he's the in-stadium announcer. What a cool gig, man. It's a really cool gig and he does a good job of it. It's not easy. He's the guy who's always running around during the Dodgers games,

getting people to play games and interviewing people in the stands and every inning he's somewhere else And, you know, these games now, it's exhausting because they can't. Because they need something entertaining. Right, because baseball is such a bore, according to Omar, that they have to constantly be playing games with people. You can only do the where's the ball inside the hat thing so many times. They do it a lot.

They do it a lot. Just hold up fingers. Three, two, it's got to be two. Come on. I always get it right. Three. Of course you get it right. It's so impossibly easy.

We're kind of as hard. They want everyone to get it right. I think they even lift up the hats and show you where the ball is again one more time. That's how you know we win. I do. In the middle, they give you another peek. They give you another peek at it. Jake's going, I got this one.

I'm undefeated. So anyway, he goes up to Will Klein, and he talks about our show. And anyway, this is a very humbling moment, but nice to know that we're at least on the radar of a Dodgers pitcher by the name of Will Klein. So Will Klein, there's a guy who's on the morning show on KROQ named Klein. Are you familiar? No.

Klein and Allie, and ever since? Very quick. That was so fast. Lightning fast. I've done nothing but say wonderful things about this man and how amazing it is and how I'm honored to share the last name with this guy that went out and just became such a hero for the Dodgers. I don't remember you saying any of this.

I said some of that stuff, probably off the air, but I said it. Are you familiar? That was the quickest response. I'll tell you, I think that guy's got a fast fastball. You should see how fast he is at saying no, he's never heard of our show. I know. That was wild. You could tell he just wants Dave to go away now.

Familiar? No. Klein and Ali. And ever since you became, you know, you had that World Series moment, he became popular. If you have anything you want to say to your counterpart, the other Klein, represent the name well. Let's keep it going. Yeah.

So, nice words from a... Let's keep it going, but not this competition. Yeah, I want nothing to do with this anymore. He's not a great guy. Do you want to say, just F him, right? It's a hero. You can say that. I don't...

He's too nice. He's nicer than you. He's the nicer Klein. So now that guy's being called the nicer Klein, Will Klein of the Dodgers. And if you ever like to come on the show, maybe one of these Fridays that I decide to not show up. I don't think he's listening. Yeah, why don't you keep inviting him?

Like, he's in his car right now. Will Klein, we know you're a huge fan of this program. So please. Come on in. Thank you, Dave Stiles, for reporting live from Dodger Stadium and giving us one of the players. And putting him in a bad mood. Yeah, I mean, it's ballsy to come up to him and bring all this up.

We'll post that up on our Instagram, but he looks angry. He looks angry the entire time this is happening. And I feel bad for that, but also glad we got it nonetheless. Do you wish that this hadn't happened? I wish, yes. So you could just live in a dream world? Of course I wish this had never happened. Are you kidding me?

What good of this comes of any of this? The guy says no, never heard of them. How do you feel about the shirt you have now? Still going to wear it? I don't know why. I got it. Don't know why. Now you just look like you're a big fan of his.

no one knows you're Klein you're right are you like that ginger pitcher they sold one we take a break we're back in a moment more show after this people asking for updates

did I get myself a leaf blower yesterday as I planned on doing sadly I did not get it a lot of people want to know why alright Klein I'm in I got my leaf blower Omar can bring his we'll meet up like superheroes at night

and we'll just go and start blowing cities out blowing people's yards Crap. Let's do it. I'm in on that, dude. Woo, blow bros. We all meet up in the middle of the night with all these blows. That's kind of gay to me, dude.

No, it's not. We'll get up at night and blow. Come up with another name, man. It's cool. This guy is convinced that Omar is setting me up for failure yet again. Omar, you see Jess climbing into 125er, mild power blowing thing. That'd be like holding on to a balloon with the air getting let out, dude, and flying around on that thing. What, are you going to ride it to work, dude?

Yeah, right. You couldn't even handle a 10-mile-per-hour wind you shoved it away. Oh, thank you. Keep the blower so the real guys do that and stay on the ground, dude. You're going to hop on, like, a broomstick. You're going to stay on the lot, you weirdo.

Call TaskRabbit to do your stuff for that. Come on, man. Keep your weenie check back. I am serious about it, though. Did you order it yet? No, I didn't. I got all... Here's another three weeks of Klein saying

he's serious about leaf blower. I will get it today. I also had to do a terrible thing, and if you're a parent, you may have to do this at one point. They don't tell you this part. You see everyone having kids, and you say, oh, it's going to be so fun, and kids are fun, and you get pictures of them, and they smash a cake. Who the hell says that? I think people think that when they have a kid, when they decide they're going to have a kid. I mean, we did that gender reveal yesterday.

Everyone was all happy. It's all high fives and happy. And then you meet with an orthodontist, and they say you have to get a palate expander, and you go, what is that about? and it's some medieval torture device that they crank into your kid's mouth that they have to wear. Do you feel like you're abusing your children when you make them do that?

Of course. It looks torturous. Isn't it a scary client? Yes, and then you've got to go in there with another medieval tool and crank the thing. You've got to crank it. It literally is what they used to do when they would torture people.

They'd be like, tell us where the witches are. I'm not telling you. And they'd be like, crank, crank. I am shocked we have not come up with better systems for this in 2026. We're still just doing hand crank? It's insane. The whole thing is insanity.

It is full-blown insanity. And I had to put that into... I now have two daughters that both have these... That are both nerds. They both have these palate expander things in. And once again, I have no... They seem so young, dude. Once again, they claim the earlier you start, the better.

Yes, I'm young. Al, you should probably get one for your unborn child right now while they're inside of you. But I thought you wanted to wait until they're all into adult teeth. They still have baby teeth. Almost all gone. That's what I did. They quote, I have no idea. They know I'm a dummy.

Sucker. So they look at me and they go, well. Or they look at your mouth and go, this guy. Well, my parents didn't do anything for my, but they ended up getting the last laugh because my teeth all got knocked out by a baseball. So they were like high-fiving each other. They didn't waste any time fixing my teeth because they would have been knocked out anyway. What a risk that you're taking on these teeth.

You're investing in these teeth. Investing in them. And who knows? Maybe my kid's getting a meth later in life. Why would I waste money on teeth now? You know, making their smile. But they claim there's nowhere for the, they show you these x-rays and they try to freak you the F out because they go, here's what the mouth looks like now.

And then they basically do, like, I thought it was a joke from the Simpsons, but it's a real life thing. They basically say, if you choose to not do anything, this is what their mouth will look like in five years. And they show you the guy from the Goonies. And they show you like Jewel. Yeah, it's like shark teeth. It's like different rows of teeth.

That's what I had. Yeah. Yeah. They show you like the mouth that doesn't even look human. And then they go, and if you are okay with your kids looking like that and going to school and having to open their mouth and being bullied, then you don't have to do anything right now. And I'm like, all right. Oh, great.

Yeah. And they go, or if you would like to give them the best chance to not be bullied and made fun of. They won't look like this Mako shark. I thought they were showing me Shark Week. Wow. And then they put in this device, and I'm telling you, the thing looks like it was. Nobody's making fun of Bruiser, man. I know.

She can headbutt him now But sadly now Bruiser's got this device in And she's lost her edge It's like a muzzle I should roll audio But I mean it's everything Because you can't You need a recorder

I feel so bad because it's hilarious And she's like And I was like I was like what? Yeah I can't understand a damn thing you're saying And I'm like Slightly just a slight one And I don't know if you get used to it.

Do you get used to it? Because you're always expanding it, right? So it always hurts. As soon as you get used to it, I got to go up there like the torture guy. Like one of those black hoods and go in there at nighttime right when they're in bed. Just like lay down like Frankenstein. Time to come in and bring out the torture and crank, crank. I mean, it's the same thing they do to, aren't there people doing those experimental leg lengthening procedures where they do the same thing?

Yeah, your daughter just looks maxing. they definitely not look maxing at all it's wallet maxing is what it is it's terrible so i know so yeah dental insurance doesn't cover any of this but had i bought the leaf blower and i couldn't go yesterday to deal with that covers some of it not a lot and they know it going in they're like it sucks too it's it's a terrible the whole thing is a terrible experience from what they say it's going to cost to what they say well you go oh i have dental insurance and they go oh that's cute you're like what oh insurance just sign here and shut up that's a beautiful thing but you where is this going to lead is this preventing things later like they're going to

have beautiful teeth this is the scam because here's what they say if all goes according to plan this should create enough space in their mouth so that when their big teeth come in there'll be plenty of space for the big teeth and we can just go ahead and say goodbye have a great life but also sometimes even after we do this there's not enough space for the big teeth or they come in at a weird angle or a million other things could happen and then we're back into another situation and all i'm hearing is a ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching it's like construction where it's like it's supposed to work out like this does it ever no no it's always twice as expensive and twice as long and they always say like oh yeah no we should be done with this by

august at the latest and then you're like where are they right they're gone so but the but omar's right and i and i don't know when this thing was when this device was originally invented but i promise you there's been not one advancement made to it since it was originally invented which is no other things i mean it's like it's like the it's like the dentist just decided after the iphone one uh what you can stick with this one this one's fine well iphone 15 forget it we don't need it we got the one it was made like a brick yeah but then they always get a new x-ray machine every single year then they have flat screens on the walls now they have upgrades they're making Just not to that.

Not to that. It's all of these things are just, I mean, it's- Yeah, it says like 1860. Yeah. It's probably 1860 technology. It really is. It's like, I think the same people that made Gary's arm made this thing for my kid's mouth. And if you don't do it now, this is what you'll look like.

310, I don't know if you're into this, but this person had a palate expander as a kid, and my dad would give me two Tylenol and a sip of cognac before he cranked it every day. Oh, cognac. I got to find a bottle of cognac. That's great for me, probably, once I get the bill. Full bottle of cognac. Hey, Dawn, good morning. You're on KROQ.

Hi. Hi, sweet dibs. I just wanted to let you know that I had a palate expander in the late 80s, went through the torture, then they decided I didn't need it, so then I had to do it in reverse. Oh, my God. You've got to be kidding me with this. See, I think dentists are making it up as they go along. I agree.

I don't think any of them know what is going on. I think it's all just guessing, and they go, we could be right, we could be wrong. I think it's just a scrapey, scrapey, flossy, flossy. So let me get this straight. You went through the thing they said to do, which was put that thing in, crank it up every night, open your mouth all big, fat, and wide, and then they decided we went too big, and they didn't have to do it, so now we have to crank it the other direction? What had happened is that I apparently didn't have one of my incisor adult teeth,

so they ended up ripping one of my bottom teeth out and then making me crank my face back together to put braces on. This is the part that blows my mind about dentists in general. And I know it's a hateable profession. But it's like when they make a mistake, they get rewarded by getting paid again. By getting more work. Like, oh, oopsies, that's all bad. What incentive they have.

We now need to rip out these teeth and put them there, which we can do for a price. And you're like, wait, what? You're the ones who made the mistake on the first thing. Yeah, it's like when something's kind of broken, just don't mess with it. Right. Because once you start taking off the lid of the toilet and figuring out what's going on in there, There's all kinds of problems, and then you realize that it's a bigger project than you imagine. You know how you could avoid all this?

Don't go. Just don't go to the dentist. Just stop going. Let's all just take a stand. It's got its own potential problems there, Allie. I'll have little crust strips. We'll fix it. I'll take care of all problems.

If you'd like to join us for a lightning round of Johnny Doesn't Know, win yourself some Klein Alley Show merch. Call now, 800-520-1067. Oh, there we go. K-Rock Klein Alley Show. We've got people on the phones that want to get inside of Johnny's brain for a little bit, hang out there, hopefully answer a question correctly and get themselves some Klein Alley Show merch. Alley's looking at some of the many, many submissions, by the way,

that have been given to us already this week during Klein Alley Show Park Week, The Return, as we solve the terrible parking situations all over Southern California. The themes this week, as we've said this year, are that it is multiple, it's cars taking up four spots, not two spots, which has always been the issue in the past. Looking at some of these, these aren't even just bad parking jobs. These are arrestable offenses. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's gotten, it's way past just being over the line.

Execution. Seriously. So aggressive, to say the least. Keep sending them to us and keep tagging us using hashtag Park Week and at Klein Alley Show. Johnny, how are you feeling? Smart? Feeling good, yeah. Yeah, all right.

Well, we've got a question here. Earlier, you thought Alley was eating a, you asked Alley if she was eating a mango or a peach. It was orange and it was circular. I think she was eating an apple or something. I was eating a nectarine. A nectarine. Johnny got very confused by it. Fruit has always been troubling for you, which is weird because you are the gayest on the show.

It's fine by me. Gays rock. Let's get into a quick round of Johnny Doesn't Know. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know. I didn't know Vegas was like in Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know.

Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jell-O. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wiggles. All right. One fruit question for Johnny. Say hi to Dylan at Simi Valley. Good morning, Dylan.

Welcome to KROQ. Hi. Hey, Dylan. Are you there? Hello. Yeah, I'm here. All right, good. Beautiful.

Once again, one question for Johnny. You don't need to know the answer. You just need to know if Johnny will know the answer. Johnny, you know, obviously, I'm not telling you anything you don't know, but you know that grapes become what in the world of fruit? This is not your question. This is just to set up the question. What do they become?

Yeah. Like after you eat them? Yes. Like digestion? Is that what you mean? I didn't know I could mean anything by what I asked. Sure, let's go with that. Well, you eat the grape, it goes through your body,

and then it comes out as a stool sample in, like, five or seven hours. It's always a sample? It's for science. I am eating these only for medical reasons. I'm in the lab. Jan, let's start this again. If you don't eat the grape, what does it become? Shriveled up and it becomes a raisin.

There we go. Grapes become raisins. We got that. That was the setup to the question. Oh, okay. I get you now. Okay. Just to get you in the world.

I thought you meant wine. The question for Johnny is, what do plums become? Will Johnny know this, Dylan? What do plums become? I'm going to go no. Johnny? He says you will not know. This sounds like a little nursery rhyme, kind of.

Almost like it's a song lyric. What do plums become when I'm done? Eating this plum. I don't know. That sounds like you're making it up. Where did you go to school, my sir? You got to get better nursery rhymes here. All right, kids, get out of here.

Go play. Get him on guitar. Little Miss Muffet ate a plum, and that's it. Hey, if Crystal Method's listening, you want to turn that into a banger, go ahead. We'll send you this down. Very nice. All right, once again, Dylan says you will not know. We just learned that you were reminded that grapes either become stool samples or raisins.

Or wine. Right. And plums become? None? I don't know. I've never eaten a plum. I don't like plums. Plums become none?

Yeah. I don't know what you mean, what do plums become? Well, grape is to raisin, as plum is to. Oh, you're just going to confuse yourself. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. Ouch. All right.

Well, Dylan, congratulations. You did not know. Oh, blackberries. Blackberries. Blackberries. He got it. He got it. Dylan, hold on.

Hold on one second. Congratulations. You got yourself some merch. How could I know? What's the answer? You want to make Ali Fadigan a hat, a Sweet Divots hat, or a 3-2-3-Tip Bowley hat? What was the second one? I forget.

Sweet Divots. You're getting him off a hat. Yeah, you don't ask any follow-up questions here. Oh, we'll send that man a hat. Damn plum hat. Johnny, come on. Johnny. I don't know plums.

I don't eat plums. When they shrivel. When they shrivel? Apricots. Oh. Oh, man. Whoa, wait. That was two different responses for me.

She was like, ooh. Well, it's just in the more correct realm. You're getting closer, but you're still wrong. What color has the plum become? It's the same color, dude. Okay, I've never seen a plum. You've never seen a plum in your life? I can't play this next song until you give us an answer.

I mean, you must have known. Is it purple? Yeah. It's purple. Okay, yeah, it's purple. Like an eggplant, kind of? You think it gets bigger? I don't know, man.

Now you guys are messing with me. Today's a plum. I don't know. It's like the size of my fist, probably, right? Yeah. See if you can put that in your mouth. Go ahead. KROQ Plano Show is it for us.

But don't worry, Sluggo will be in here in a moment. When he enters the KROQ studios, he brings with him more tickets for you to KROQ's Summer Ticket Blowout. What tickets are next, Vanessa? Let's go ahead and tease the fine people that are listening right now as to what they'll win at 11 a.m. The next pair of tickets is Death Cut for QT. Nice. Lots of bands, lots of shows, lots of tickets. It's a summer ticket blowout.

Don't let that heat wave get you down. We will get you up again with tickets to all sorts of things. So if you want to win, keep listening every hour, including in about 15 minutes with the great Sluggo in here on KROQ. All right, takeaways from today's show. We'll start on the text line and then get over to the phones and then in-house and then get the hell out of here. What do we got?

All right, fine. 925, my takeaway is Captain Crunch surfed three tours in Nam and is a real person. Yeah, it's an educational show. I didn't know that. 208, my takeaway is Gavin Newsom will get you wet. That's his campaign slogan. That would be incredible.

You should consider that. 310, my takeaway is Klein is triggered by shark tanks. 562, boobs and junk are front pockets. 818, I wore pants today and it's hot. Here's to another 45. Yikes. 323. I didn't say it, Jake.

That was takeaway. 818. Be triggered. Three, two, three. My takeaway is to get your uniform in the WNBA, you have to do a lot of half-court shots. Yeah, you've got to win them. 818, Jake got raw kiss applause last night. 213, food tastes better in a bucket.

And 818, my takeaway is Cindy likes doggies. She sure does. Hey, Omar, I know you're the fan of the chain restaurant. Someone said on the text line, a couple people said that there's a whole bucket of bones thing you can get at Friday's. Oh, yeah, what was that? A bunch of different things served in a bucket. Bucket of bones. You know what?

Friday's is one of those chain restaurants that I hate with a passion. Oh. They suck. Oh, no. What happened? They did you dirty? Something happened? You know what?

Back when I was just out of high school, probably a freshman in college. No one holds a grudge working over us. Jesus Christ. It was the only place I could afford. It was just crappy service, crappy food. I mean, it's been 20 years. Give them another shot, dude. Jesus Christ.

You know what? a ball since Good Writens and they've all closed down around my location. Wow. Yeah. Bucket of bones. Sounds like that's the future.

I'm sorry I asked. Jesus. What's your takeaway from today's show, Postmaster Johnny? Fried condom in the chicken. Chicken strips. Chicken strips.

Sounds delicious. That woman's great, by the way. She should be a regular on the show. We say, Vanessa, takeaway? Actually, factually. Is that it? Is that triggering?

That was my takeaway. Wow. Take a deep breath, Jake. Calm yourself down. What's your takeaway from today's show? I want to be in your skin. Oh, yeah. That was crazy.

Takeaway from today's show, Allie. My takeaway is ho-hum, said Dumb Dumb as he spoke of the plum. That's a good nursery rhyme right there. By the way, prune, Johnny. I know no one's told you what the answer is, but it's prune. Congratulations. Now you know something. Oh, prune juice.

That's what that is. Which would make a good stool sample, ironically. That is, yeah. You were right, actually. It all gets there eventually. Actually, factually. You have a take. It all comes full circle.

Are you going to take away Omar? Happy birthday, Cindy. Oh, yeah, screwdriver. That's right. Yeah, raise a buzz ball up for secondhand Cindy today. And tonight, if you want to go support Jake, crickets are not invited, but every human is. He's going to be at the lab, improv lab, which is right there in West Hollywood, I think on Melrose. So you can stop by and support Jake.

And you can say hi to secondhand Cindy and Blind Charlie, who will be there. Yeah, they will be there as well. And, all right, that's it for us. Have a great day. Do it tomorrow. Try to do it better. Goodbye. Clown and Allie, it's just OK, do-do-do.

Clown and Allie, it's just OK. Wow. Clown and Allie, it's just OK, do-do-do-do, just OK, do-do-do. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.