Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 4- Who has the Most Annoying In-n-Out Order, Guessing John Williams and MORE

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

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Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock. Just after 10 o'clock. Looking for a Caller 20 situation right now. If you'd like to go to Six Flags, you don't have to call. But if you don't call, you won't win. And let's be brutally honest. Probably not going to win that Powerball worth a billion dollars tonight with a B.

However, if you do, remember who reminded you to go buy yourself a ticket this morning. Your friends right here at K-Rock. That's who. I feel like I've won every time no one wins and I didn't buy a ticket. That is as close to feeling, and I've, listen, I've played a lot of lottery. You know, I'm a degenerate gambler. I've lost a lot over the years, gambling in every possible way, sports gambling, casino gambling, shady bookie deals. Slots, cards, you name it.

I've gambled on the weather. I've gambled on international table tennis. I've gambled on the price of Bitcoin. I've gambled on a lot. You've gambled on your own relationship. Daily, still, to this day. And I will say that Allie is right. One of the best highs is remembering, oh, man, I didn't buy a ticket,

and then finding out that no one won, and then being like, whew, nice. I would be so mad if I said I was going to buy a ticket, forgot, and then saw someone won and won in my area. That happened when that $2 billion lottery winner happened. I forgot to buy a ticket, and then someone in effing L.A. won. I mean, right across the street, the Ralphs across the street from K-Rock, where I have bought many a losing tickets. Someone won a huge $150 million one there before.

I feel like that's the part that is, most people would look at it and go, it's not going to happen to you. Move along, pal. You're just a loser. Even when I scan my ticket, it has to shoot me that dirty not a winner message. You know, it's not a winner.

And we've said before, Lottery. Like, I know my mother already told me. Don't tell me what every teacher I've ever had has already told me, okay? Just, you can just, instead of not a winner, Put a flash, a little message, like a little compliment, like a fortune cookie message. Like the Starbucks baristas. Yeah, exactly.

Be like, you are blessed or you are loved or something like that. Feel better, Kevin. And then you get that when you go to Starbucks. That was the thing that Starbucks wrote on my cup one time. Feel better. That was like not even a nice message. So anyway, today, good luck with the lottery. You're probably not going to win it, but we do have some things you can win from us this hour.

That include your Six Flags tickets right now, four pack, plus you qualify to get that 2027 gold pass. And right now, we have that for you. But then later this hour, it's my turn to go ahead and pick up an instrument for a change and attempt to get you into the Hollywood Bowl for the maestro of the movies, John Williams, with another round of tickets to go to enjoy some bowl on a summer night. So we've got that to look forward to. 323 said, I hit mega four numbers, but no actual mega number from the last big jackpot. And I'm waiting for my, no, $1,800.

Oh, really? I'm waiting for my $1,800. It's funny because one time the closest I ever came was three numbers and the ball. And how much was that? A hundred. That's cool. No, it's not cool. It sucked.

I spent way more than that on tickets. Well, in your world, it's not because think of all the money you've lost. Yes. Gambling. But by the way, if someone were to say to you. That's all. Yeah. Two away from winning the jackpot.

I got three numbers and the ball. And I want to say it was worth like a hundred. I want to say like they were able to pay me. That wasn't even a go-collect somewhere else. It was, here you go. Hey, you're donating to the schools, right? That's right. That's right.

We're all funding libraries. Hey, Maddie in Whittier. Hello. Hi. You are the 20th caller. Congratulations. Thank you. You have just won, so experience that.

Imagine that, but with a billion dollars. It's almost just as good. Maddie, you'll be going to Six Flags, Magic Mountain, four tickets, and if we call you back, you'll be getting that 2027 Gold Pass, which means you can go every day. Heck yeah. That's right. Keep it clean.

I told you guys 46 times yesterday trying to get these. There you go. Wow. Be persistent. It works. Not a winner. Is that what we're supposed to say? 45 times.

All right. I'll hold on one second. Thank you. You're just joining us this morning. You've missed a lot already, but one of the important things we should mention is that we have a listener that has offered up a kidney for Blind Charlie, so we think we've got that going in the right direction, and because of the overwhelming demand that people wanted to come to this forced fun, fun or summer pool party on Friday.

I cannot accommodate all of these requests. So we have decided that we are going to throw some sort of a show party that will be that way. I don't want to have to turn away people, especially listeners and people that have said, dude, I just want to stop by. I'd love to hang out. I would like to bring something by. And there's been so many offers of people that want to do bartending or DJ or just want to come and hang. And I would love to be able to get a good hang in while summer is still technically here. So we have found, we believe, a location.

Yeah, the clock is ticking. We have to throw this together pretty quickly. And we are going to announce, hopefully sooner rather than later, a hang that we can all get into this summer. I know last year we did our endless summer barbecue situation, which was pretty much just us piggybacking onto something that was happening downstairs. No, this is original. This is from us. This is going to be us. And so we will come up with a place, and we'll invite as many of you as we can possibly get in there, and it'll happen sometime soon, like within the month.

Yeah, this is our sweet spot, though. We do better with last-minute throw-together type things. When things are like, hey, in October, you've got an opportunity to do something. Come up with, you know, then it always is a disaster. We've been trying to plan a Halloween thing for the last four years. And we actually have had meetings about it. It never happened. But whenever we say, hey, we're all getting together and doing something this Thursday,

it usually works out. So Friday, sadly, listen. Is it canceled? No, not canceled. You guys are still able to come and swim in the pool. So we're just going to use your pool? Because I can do that. Nope.

You're going to come and swim in the goddamn pool. Me too. It's Omar's birthday party. Jake, Jake, you're going to come. Omar's not going to be there. I know, Omar's not going. So it's just us and a cake? And a keg.

Oh, we are going to have a keg. One keg. We can't eat the cake. We got to watch it melt. One keg, one cake. I don't, I can't watch a cake. I'm pregnant. We're going to watch, that's going to be the fun part.

I can't eat a cake either because I'm lactose. Sorry, it's not for you anyway. The cake is for Omar who's not showing up. So we're going to watch the kids' ice cream cake melt in real time. It's going to be great. That's going to be fun. And then we'll have a real fun party with listeners soon enough. By the way, Alia, if you think we're annoying.

Oh, don't worry, I do. This expert wants to clarify who is the most annoying on the show. Hey, fine, Alia, what's going on? This is Jason from Lakewood, your local In-N-Out insider, catching up on some of the podcasts. You guys talk back and forth about your In-N-Out order and whose is the most complicated, the most annoying. Well, as a former worker there, I can tell you from all aspects. This guy used to work at In-N-Out, and he always gives us intel about things we talk about because he went through the training and knows the ins and outs of In-N-Out.

And I know you guys gave me a hard time because you thought my order was annoying, even though Lindsey Snyder, president, CEO of all things In-N-Out, liked my order on Instagram. She liked the post. She liked my order. She liked the post. It doesn't mean she liked the order. Whether it's from the order taking, making the fries, cooking the burger, or assembling the burger, I can pretty much list which one is which. I don't recall whose order is what, but as always, I'm more than happy to do an AMA style of a former In-N-Out employee about what's what.

This guy claims if we submit our orders to him, he will tell us which one he would be the most annoyed by. We know which one. Yeah, but you know what, Jake? I don't know that we do because I do protein style, and I imagine that's very annoying for a person to have to construct that burger without the buns. That should be easier. No, but wrapping it in the lettuce and all that, you have to try to find a way to hold it all together and then wrap it in that little bag,

the little bag that kind of just keeps everything from falling out. That's a cool job, though. That's almost as cool as the person with the giant biceps that's cutting the potatoes all day. I mean, yours will take a lot longer. You're definitely the most annoying person to the person behind you that's waiting. I do know that usually when I order and they're doing the counting and they go like 16, 17, I'm under 20 now,

They go 16, 17, 18, 19, 23, 24, 25, 26. And then they'll shoot back to 20. And I go, wait, what happened here? And then I realize it. Well, we know what happened. It's your order. That's what happened. I won't have all the answers like Lindsay Snyder did.

But she probably didn't give you all the answers. I'm more apt to because I don't work there anymore. But just be aware, I haven't worked there in over 10 years. So some things have changed. But I can give you a lot more insight than anyone who works there can just because they're obligated by contract. All right. So this guy claims he's a former employee. he'll give us

so everyone write your orders down we'll send them to the solicitor and he will decide who has the most annoying order and he says a lot

has changed I don't think a lot has probably changed they are just that's their thing is that they don't really change they have their

same menu and yeah you can customize and do secret menu all you want but they've been doing the same old thing for years

I know that we give away a lot of tickets to go to live music events and this is different than a K-rock band but it is an

iconic soundtrack to our lives and his name is John Williams who goes by the nickname the maestro of the movies because he's given us songs like this now that was our version of his masterpiece for

jurassic park but you were able to figure out yesterday that johnny and vanessa were playing that song and as a result someone's going to the hollywood bowl to watch him perform live with that whole orchestra it's going to be great i'm sure they practiced that earlier this week ali gave us this classic. Oh, there's the Darth March. The Darth Vader March. And that woman knew that that was the Darth Vader March.

I had no idea, but apparently she did. Well, today, guys... God, I thought I did a lot better on that than I really did. It sounded so much better when I had the music in my ears. Yeah, you thought you were good, because you were listening to it. But this is not that good. But I sound just like you. Yeah, I really do not.

We've got the harmonica in studio today. Klein brought the harmonica. It's my day to try to tackle one of these. Are you good at the harmonica? I can answer that. No. First of all, we don't know yet because I haven't played it yet. It's also, I think, not easy to be bad at the harmonica.

Because the harmonica is just, just. Kind of does itself. That's pretty good. And that's just me blowing into it. Well, some instruments like the trombone, it's tough to even make a sound come out of it. And this, you can make a sound just by breathing. You're doing your job already. This is like the official soundtrack of hobos right here.

To be really good, to pick out actual notes that you want to play from a harmonica is difficult. If you'd like to, go ahead and try to figure out what classic John Williams song I'll be playing. And trust me when I say, you all know the song. It's maybe his most famous of all of his famous songs. Yeah, I think it probably is. And I will play that for you. I'll attempt to play it for you next. If you'd like to play the game, win your way into the Hollywood Bowl, give us a call.

800-520-1067 That is next on KROQ Alright, school's back, Lakers are sold And that's pretty much everything that you've missed out on so far Today, we are Klein Alley Show This is KROQ, and if you need us, phone's open Actually, they're not open now, because people want to play the game But you can text us

800-520-1067 Up for grabs now, tickets to see One of the greats The Hollywood Bowl, September 4th If you're a fan of movies And or live music And or a combination of the two This is the maestro of the movies by the name of John Williams.

He's done movie scores for Star Wars, Home Alones, and this Olympic song right here. And he's pretty much responsible for so many soundtracks. And imagine that happening under the stars of the Hollywood Bowl. We've got tickets for you right now. I'm going to attempt to play a song. We're just proving that what he does is not that impressive because we can do it. Well, I mean, we didn't write it. It's true.

We didn't write it. Technically, we can't really play it either. That's also true. But we did attempt, and by the way, we'll give credit where credit is due, and that is to the listeners who either got really lucky or were able to figure out just... This is Vanessa doing an acapella. That's Vanessa using only her voice to recreate this classic from Home Alone. I mean, I imagine this is what John Williams did when he was writing it, right?

He was probably just in his head going, and something like this, and the trombones. You got to hear Ali play the drum kit, and she brought you the Imperial March, and yesterday it was a guitar, or excuse me, it was a ukulele that brought us the sounds of Jurassic Park, and once again, the listeners were able to figure it out. So today, it's my turn, and I am not talented in anything, but specifically with musical, music stuff. With musical. I don't like musicals.

I don't like music. You know, I've got that thing called, whatever the hell it's called, tonsophobia. Oh, yeah, where you, yeah, what is that? Is it, you just don't enjoy music? You don't get any enjoyment out of it? It doesn't bring me any joy. You also don't know how to sing on beat or clap on beat. Right.

I think that translates into dance sometimes. Yeah, no rhythm. Yeah. And I forget that, what's the condition I have called? Mesophilioma? I think it's called. Jake, you don't, you usually say I've got it. You're the one who keeps track of my conditions.

Your condition for music? Yeah, that I don't like music. I'm like the opposite of Jay. Misophonia? Maybe that's what it's called. I forget. Whatever. I got it.

Good. All right? So I'm going to try. It's terminal. Anhedonia. There we go. Definitely doesn't matter. No, that's what you got, buddy.

I think she just text us. Oh, man. Is that the second curse in a row? Yesterday you said, oh, man, Vanessa, I don't like it at all. Anhedonia. Yeah, on you and your family. Okay, some of them boil a bat's wing. Save us all.

Vanessa, it's the second day she's cursed the show. Man, oh, man. All right, let's say hi to Abby and Pico Rivera, who's brave enough to call right now. Before it's too late. Abby, good morning, and welcome to KROQ. I have a harmonica here. Good morning.

Good morning. I'm going to attempt to play a John Williams classic, and I promise you when I say you know the song, So don't just say, Jesus Christ, Klein, what the hell is that? That's not the correct answer. I know you're going to be thinking that, and that actually is the correct answer. But please, I would love to give these tickets away without having to do this over and over again. So here, I set this backwards.

Hold on. Hold on. How do you know which way? I've got to tune this. Tune it. Okay. I'm ready. It's tuned.

It's tuned. Are you ready for this? I'm ready. All right. To see John Williams at the Hollywood Bowl. Knowing what this is is just hilarious. Any guesses? Oh, come on.

That was so good. No. The answer is no. How could she not have a guess? It's so good. That was better than even my practices. That was really good, actually. I was, like, actually shocked back here.

Klein was practicing all day and getting very out of breath with each practice. Man. Abby, no guesses. I'm just going to go with Jaws. I'm a goddamn musical genius. She got it. What? Clearly, one.

What? That is exactly what I was doing. I can't believe it. We're three for three. This is, I'll do it with this. Oh, do you need that part? Congratulations, Abby. We almost hung up on you, and yet you stuck with it.

And now you are going to the Hollywood Bowl to experience this, Which will not be as good as my performance, but it will be. I don't think I've listened this far in. I can't believe it. Thank you so much. You're welcome. We're all shocked. You deserve to go.

We're all shocked. Thank you one second. Hold on. Can you play the harmonica with your nose? Oh, maybe you're like a genius with playing it with your nose. Let me try that. Oh, no. I can't imagine what's going to come out of there.

You're going to get a hell of boogies in that thing, bro. Careful. Here we go. no play jaws i'll play jaws hold on that sounds so wet oh god it's in there i won't say it's a lot of things hold on jaws hold on let me learn how it goes make me sick okay here we go that's my inspiration You have to remember the two notes. That's better.

That's actually better. It's hard. This is not Klein's Nose anymore. This is Dominic Fife. It's called Baby Doll. More show, believe it or not, after this on KROQ. Good morning. Thank you, Foo Fighters.

we will wrap things up with takeaways before we officially get out of here and turn things over to Sluggo who will bring with him more spots for you to go see everything there is at Six Flags Magic Mountain four tickets, four packs, coming up again in 20 minutes and every hour all day long win them with Sluggo, win them with

Kevin Ryder, win them with Megan Holiday just keep winning, winning, winning and we'll have more for you tomorrow here on KROQ in the meantime there's a GOAT line for you 844-956-GOAT Al you asked a question yesterday to a listener who apparently lives in a psych ward and he's called back with your answer.

Good morning. It's psych ward Justin calling back. I'm not allowed to use the phone until nine, so that's why I couldn't really answer. But I heard you guys play my message. That's awesome. Yes, Allie, baby. I'm convinced they're going to keep this guy in there

because he's going to keep telling everyone. I heard my voice on the radio. They're talking about me. Okay, then. Okay, Justin. That's eat your soup. Take this applesauce and put on this coat and sit in that room and shake.

But apparently, I feel bad. Take this coat. We were trying to make this guy, this guy is telling the truth. If you know a guy named Justin in the psych ward, we are talking about his messages. And are still allowed to be called psych wards because that's what they are. Allie was asking if that term has been canceled because it's not, you know. Well, I just know that they closed a lot of the, quote, insane asylums out there. Well, that you can't call them, I don't think.

Then what are they called? Well, you can call them, you know, mental health facilities or nut houses or whatever. But I think psych ward is cool. I think everyone's on board with psych ward. It's psychiatric. Because that's just a ward. You're not calling them a psycho. You're saying it's psychiatric.

And are still allowed to be called psych wards because that's what they are. Because. Because they're trying to eat me. I'm not talking to myself. Well, right now I am. I guess kind of. I just got off the phone trying to call you guys. Vanessa answered the phone.

She thought I was on the speaker. I'm not. Vanessa, you spoke to psych ward Jimmy or whatever his name is? I don't know. I couldn't hear him that well. They just give us crappy pay phones. So that's when I felt like I was talking to a brick wall right there, but that's okay. But anyways, still loving you guys' show, and it was awesome.

All right, you guys, I'm looking forward to hearing the rest of the show today. All right, take care. Thank you, sir. And, oh, no need for this. And now today he's going, they're doing it again! So now they're playing my other message! That's Psych Ward whoever, isn't it? What is his name?

I want to get his name right. Hold on. Justin. It's Psych Ward Justin. Psych Ward Justin. Great name. Thank you, Psych Ward Justin, and we're here for you, and thank you for being there for us, even though I guess you're forced to be. All right, takeaways from today's show, and then we can get out of here.

So what do we got on the takeaways? 818, my takeaway is tardy is no way to get starty. Remember that, kids. I got called tardy a lot in school. Had nothing to do with his attendance. 213, my takeaway is Jake is a tornado chaser. He loves those tornadoes. Let's see.

949, Allie's new passport photo. Looks like she's a dude trying to play in the WNBA. Nope. Speaking of. By the way, that picture's up on our Instagram right now. Doing numbers. People say it's truly the worst picture ever taken. The number is one.

You know when you see those really bad courtroom sketch artists that are drawing like this? Yeah, like during the Diddy Trials? Yeah. That's kind of what Allie looks like. Diddy, during the Diddy Trials. 626, Klein's daughter is mannequin-sized. and Klein is dishonorably discharged from the Old Navy. I don't think I'm allowed back there.

310, my takeaway is, all right, my kid's here. That's a good takeaway. I know what that means. Service. All right, I love you, bye. All right, what's your takeaway from today's show, Vanessa? They land plans at Old Navy with those headsets. What?

Sometimes she talks faster than her brain works. I also didn't understand myself. Okay, just making sure none of us did. Okay, they land planes at Old Navy with those headsets. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Tell you what they're not doing. I was like, oh, my God, I'm missing it. What do you got there, Johnny?

Klein Lennon can really blow. That's right. Thank you for that. Apparently, people rave reviews about my harmonica playing. You should take on some other songs. I'll be doing that on the back of a train later. Allie, you got a takeaway? My takeaway is I got to get me some beak soup.

Beak soup. Don't waste a part. Jake the Nerd, takeaway? Yeah, I'm looking forward to the Rocks Country Soul Music Festival. Yeah, yikes. Omar has no takeaway because he's not here today, but we will do it tomorrow and try to do it better. And if you need us in the meantime, you can use that GOAT line, 844-956-GOAT. We're going to go do our Showvertime pod today.

Let's go do that Showvertime podcast. What do you say? F yeah, and we can say the full word. Uncensored goodness and performed in full nudity, available for download soon enough. So get ready for that. Are we going to do the kettlebell swearing? Oh, yeah. Johnny, go steal some kettlebells from the gym.

We're going to see if we can lift heavier weights if we swear. What if I get banned? I go all the time. Just hide them. Hide in your shirt and walk up. Pretend you're pregnant or something. Okay. We'll take a quick break.

We'll see you again tomorrow. The Showvertime podcast will be coming your way in about 30 minutes. All right. Clown and Allie, it's just okay. Do-do-do. Clown and Allie, it's just okay. Wow. Clam and Allie, it's just okay, just, just, just, just, just okay.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.