Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Jake Becomes a Diva

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

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Who are you? Hello. Good morning. Hey, I'm Nate from Canyon Country. Nate, you are the 20th caller at this exact moment, so we will see you later today at the Endless Summer Kegger. No way. Thank you, guys.

Appreciate it. Looking forward to Clam Slam. Shout out, Jake. Jake, you know me. It's Nate, man. What's up, Nate? No, Jake's a real problem. Jake's become a real problem today,

so any friends of Jake is not a friend of ours. But if you need a place to crash, Jake has demanded his own hotel room. Nate, would you like to go and join Jake in his own private hotel room? Oh, I mean, if he's paying, I'll bring the milkshakes. Hold on. Jake, you know this guy? Oh, yeah, I know Nate. Like, is he a friend?

He goes to Champs. Oh, he's a regular at your bar you go to. Oh, cool. Well, he won them fair and square. He was the 20th caller, so we're not rigging the deck at all. He loses nightly by going to Champs with Jake. By going to Champs, yeah. So now he can win.

Did he ask you personally to try to get him into this? No, he didn't. I haven't seen him for a second. Well, there you go, Nate. Congratulations. We'll see you at the Clancy. That guy obviously knows how to drink if he's a regular at Jake's local bar. It would be so like him, though, if a friend was like, hey, can I go to your event?

And he's like, yeah, be kind to 20. I could see that happening, too. He's like, but Jake, I've done so many favors for you. Sorry. I just bought you this beer. Jake, you have been a bit of a diva about this whole thing. This is such bull crap. Well, we can't get into it now because we've got to do clickbait, but, I mean, you do understand.

Why don't you just get into it now? Well, because we can't. We could. We need way more time to go over this. We don't need much more time. It's all because of Allie. It's Allie's fault. Excuse me?

Why is it my fault? No, it was otherwise your fault. No, I don't. Yes, you were complaining about me crashing in the hotel room. He was like, you should just get your own room if you need to sleep. And so that's what I did. I heard the word on the street is Jake demanded his own hotel room to nap. I didn't demand anything.

I was going to crash in a communal room or whatever because Sammy said that no one's going to be there. And I told you guys on the chain. And Ali's like, well, if you need to sleep, you should get your own room. So I had to call Sammy back and say, hey, is it cool if I get my own room? Jake, you demanded a hotel room to take a nap. I didn't demand anything. I asked if it could happen. I didn't demand anything.

To take a nap in because you want to nap. I didn't demand anything. A napping room. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. It's all because of Allie's little prissy bitch self. What? If you need to sleep, you should get your own room.

Jake. You know I love the bad one. You know what they said? They said, we got a room so that everyone in the morning show can have a place to get ready, to eat dinner, to get snacks. There's a communal room for the show. We're all getting there at different times today. And then there's another part where you can get crashed by yourself. No, you don't even know that.

And then you came in yesterday and said, I would like to use the room to take my four-hour nap. And I said, well, everyone has access to this room, okay? If nobody is going to be there, which you don't know if no one's going to be there, because it's a communal room for the show. It's supposed to be another spot that's private. You don't even know that. It's not just the show. That's what my understanding is.

That's what Sammy told me. Listen, hold on. We're all getting down to Newport at different times today. Some people are going right after the show. Some of them are going to get there closer to the kickoff of the kegger. So they said, if you guys are coming straight from the show, you want to change? There's a room. Yeah, you want to get ready?

I don't want to be seeing Jake sleeping in a corner. I would like to have access to the room for all of the show. Jake said, do you guys mind if I take, commandeer the room to take my nap? If I take over the whole room for my nap. No, I'm not okay with that. And we said, when does the nap end? And Jake says, at 5 o'clock, exactly when the kegger starts. So no one else would have access to the room.

So I said, if you want uninterrupted sleep, then you should get your own space. So I didn't demand a room. It was because of your suggestion. Because you're taking over our community. Because you need your fancy space to get ready. Jay thinks he's like one of the Gallagher brothers. I didn't say I need. I said everybody.

It's not that I would like to take over the room. That's what you wanted to do was take over. You didn't say everybody. Everybody. Johnny is going to be there, too. He said he wanted to get there early and enjoy the room and have snacks. Regardless, I did not demand my own room. I only asked because you said so.

Oh, my God. You've been talking about this for the last day and a half about where you're going to effing nap. Let's not gloss over the fact that this is a grown mask, a grown man asking for a napping room. Right. And it's not like it's like he's going like 48 hours without sleep. The amount of energy that I have spent on where Jake is napping is ridiculous. What energy? One text?

No, you've been talking about this during the show yesterday, too, about where you're going to effing nap. How is that on you? This is because Jake's... Because it's our room for the show, Jake. Jake's on the spectrum. He can't get off it. And the reality is that he is tunnel vision now on this nap today. And if he doesn't get it.

Oh, my God. Then get your own effing room and nap in it. That's what I did. Right. But I didn't demand anything. And I'm not wrong to say get your own room if you want your own place to nap. But it's all because of your text. I didn't demand anything.

I just got a text from Sammy. Don't blame me, dude. Jake definitely demanded a napping room. You texted the show yesterday and said, should I get my own room? if you want sam offered to give me my own room uh i would like my own room to nap in is what jake said because the rest of the show wants to use the communal room yeah show me it's a communal room is that what is that what you said you would like your own room to nap in i know i asked if it was be okay if i can get a room is that possible still because i was calling kind of late because

after ali's text you said sammy asked me if i wanted my own room to crash in right so and because i wasn't some demanding asshole i said no i could probably just crash in that room no i'll just take everyone else's communal room wait he said there's a kind of private spot in there and because i didn't want to like waste a room or anything else because i'm not staying the night there i was like well maybe i could just crash there because i'm not a demanding asshole i said is the green room a hotel room or a common space for everyone and you said the way he made it sound it seems to have both, but I'm not sure. So I said, if you want undisturbed

naps, I would probably just get your own room, and you just said, cool. So why am I the a-hole here? Stop saying I demanded something. I didn't. Jake definitely doesn't sound like an a-hole right now. Jesus Christ. Because they're bitching about me, saying I'm some demanding asshole, and I'm not. Did you demand

things in your room as well, Jake? Like a certain accoutrement? Yes, numerous six-packs of Francis Conner. Some cashews, salted and roasted. I mean, this is wild. I mean, it's unbelievable. And Klein and I have demanded nothing. Zero things. Jake, could you not nap

at your shack and then drive there? Or on a bench outside? Could you not nap at a Greyhound station? Is that possible? So wait, when I go to this green room later today, I would expect to see Jake. No, you can't go in there. Yeah, you can't go in there. Jake's going to be napping.

That's what I'm saying, Johnny, is no, I don't want that. I want us to all be able to use the room. I heard that Jake tried to eliminate all of the crunchy snacks because he doesn't want anyone to chew loudly and wake him up. Or bags. Yeah, so I'm serious, guys. Any crunchy snacks or bags?

This is a grown-ass man, a grown-ass adult man. We did three rooms in my room. Omar, have you heard anything more ridiculous in the history of your time at this radio station? It's insane. I want to make sure I'm not crazy here. And the fact you're coming after Allie, a pregnant woman. I know.

The fact that I'm the bad guy here is... What? This is going to be our first and last time being offered a green room because of this. I agree. I agree. It's so stupid. It was them. This is like the same thing I do with my own children here.

I say, you guys want to go to Disneyland? And they go, oh, my God, it's great. And then they start trying to hammer me. Can I get nine churros? All right, you know what? Can I buy a toy? No, no, we're going to Disneyland. That's enough.

And then I finally go, why did I even bring up Disneyland? Right, exactly. We can't even get a hotel room. One room for us all to share, and we can't figure it out. The truth is, I didn't demand anything. I didn't demand a room. I didn't demand any of that. I only asked because Ali told me to.

Man, y'all some divas. This is Jake here from Sammy. I need a room if you guys want me to attend. I need to get my nap. Three hours would be great. You are making that up as complete horse ass. And if you want to be honest with the listeners, tell the truth. It's not making me look like some dick.

Okay, Klein is making that up. But you already are looking like a dick on your own. Yeah, that text I already made up. Only because you told me to. I didn't tell you to, dude. You read your own goddamn text. We got to take a break. Wait, so I have a green room to come to today or no?

No, you can't go. Damn it. Yeah, you can go, but you have to be very quiet because Jake will be sleeping in there a little bit. Why don't you say thank you to me for not completely giving the common room to Jake for his napping, Johnny. Now we all have a space where we can be and get ready. Come down to Allie, the queen. Oh, my God. You are a pansy-ass bitch.

I'm not going. Boxing match tonight. Why don't you take a nap in your own shack and stay home and don't even go to the event? I would love to do that. Great. Go ahead. Jake, some people want you at the event for the dunk tank. I would love to skip that dunk tank.

I'm the only one doing a goddamn event while I'm there or some kind of stunt. I got to do that. That's not true, actually. Secondhand Cindy. What are you doing with secondhand Cindy? Shotgun a cigarette. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you have to be there.

I don't have to be there. I'm with Jake now. You are being a bitch. We need Jake there. We have to take a break. This got very heated. Very quickly. I think someone needs a nap.

That's the problem. We're going to come right back. We've got clickbait to get to after this. And if you want to win tickets to watch this happen before your very eyes, oh boy. Tonight's going to be a heated fun event, I think. Maybe not. Hey, who knows if it even happens at this point? I don't know.

Maybe we should cancel it. We've got tickets for that next on KROQ.