Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Jake's Date Exit Interview

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

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some questions if you're a new listener and need to understand what the hell's going on that number is 844-956-GOAT. I think that Jake has more red than Johnny or anybody else on the show this guy is gagging Topanga hot moms and pervasions. So this guy is not be using that term that uh hot moms no the other one that he said which i'm not going to repeat which term i'm not going to say it he says it jake is this guy who left the message is asian so he can say burbasian a burbank asian yeah you know who can't say it you right well i'm saying what he said you made it up that's the thing guys he stinks he lives in the shack he has no class no money he's kind I mean, there is something to be said for what's happening with Jake right now.

And I give Ali and Vanessa a lot of credit because they revamped his entire dating profile. And now he's been on, I believe, a three-night tear. Which is a little thirsty that he's planned out three first dates in one week. I think he's planned out more than that. I think a few of them had to cancel. But Jake is making up for lost time. The guy couldn't get a match to save his life until Ali and Vanessa took over his dating profile. And now he's going out every night this week.

In fact, we're going to listen to a brand-new exit interview he did with a new date in a moment. Jesse, you leave him alone. Stop making fun of Jake. He's the Riz Master. So this guy says you are the new Riz Master of the show because despite the fact that you are broke and stink and live in a shack, you have no problem getting all these women. Women crave authenticity. So here is Jake. he went out with this woman

this is exactly Jake's type she's Asian, she lives in Burbank, hence why she was referred to as a Burbasian a new term. By who? You? It doesn't matter, it's the term, there's nothing wrong with the term in fact Jake asked her if there's anything wrong with the term and she gives us her opinion about it but

here is how that date supposedly went. On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the date? I'm gonna say 10. That's an excellent I mean, it's unbelievable. Wow. My mind is blown.

My mind is blown at how low the bar is. That's the part that's crazy. And I feel bad for women and gay men out there, I guess, but mostly women, that they have to deal with such terrible... Douches. On a regular basis that Jake is a 10. That Jake is a 10. Best case scenario, Jake's a 4. Best case.

Jake, did you take her, this person, to the same bar that you took the other girl to? Better believe it. Oh, my God. And by the way, Allie, I think you wore the exact same thing also. You did? I didn't wear a hat this time. I dressed up. No, but you wore the same jean shorts from the first date and all the one that the girl gave you a one on.

The first exit interview, the woman gave you a one on your outfit. Yes. And you wore the same outfit again the date number two. No, I dressed up. I didn't wear a tank top and I didn't wear a hat. I had a normal shirt. How long was this date? A little over an hour, hour and a half.

Oh, that seems short. See, that's why I think these girls are getting bamboozled into saying that they're tense. If you spend any amount of time with Jake that's over two hours, you will get to know the real Jake. We ended up spending more than two hours together. That's like the meanest thing I've ever said. I don't disagree with it. We've reached that two-hour mark too many times. Yeah, we reached it two hours ago this morning.

Oh, yeah. So because you think that Jake is one of those guys that can come across as great in a one-hour. Absolutely. He's a good one-hour hang. What do you think people like about Jake initially with personality? I think it's the zero Fs given. Like, he does care, obviously. he's got a lot of insecurities and stuff but

when you see him you think to yourself this guy didn't, even though he is real thirsty for these dates, you go this guy did not try at all and I think that even though that should be a turn off I think some weird way that's a turn on for some women That's what I'm saying. And it's a little interesting but it's going to get old quick. Right

when you realize on date six he's wearing the same shirt. Right. And then Jake, what do you guys talk about? Just all sorts of stuff, you know what you do for a living, you know, just your experiences So just general first date things. You're not getting into like deep conversations, nothing different there than the norm.

Sometimes we get into like deep conversations about just experiences in life and stuff. Is she a listener to the show at all? Does she know the show? She does now. Okay. But she didn't before. She did not know.

Hey, at least we're converting listeners. Did she know K-Rock is a thing? Yeah, she's lived in like, I think Burbank her whole life, yeah. Okay, so she knew K-Rock. And when you say you're in radio and you're going to interview these people, Or does it kind of, do they feel trivialized at all, you know, that you're doing this for your job?

No, actually, so far, they get a big kick out of it. Wow. This woman seemed like she was excited. Here's her giving a review of the date overall and then Jake's outfit and smell. Really? Yeah, very excellent. How would you rate the place we met? Now, a lot of the answers he asked do result in her laughing at him.

I like that. And he takes that as a good thing. Because you like making a girl laugh even if it's at you? Right, right. You can't get laughs at a comedy club, so you've got to get somewhere. That's what I'm saying. Right. You can do an exit interview with your audience.

They've all already exited. It's been interesting. Oh, no. I don't think Jake hears what she's saying. She laughs and goes, it's been interesting, which means she hates it. That's terrible. Yeah, but the last date that he took there, she actually really enjoyed the location. Because she was a Dodgers fan and there was a Dodgers game on.

So Jake was able to use the Dodgers game as like his wingman. In this particular case, was there a game on or no? I don't know if there was a doggy game because we actually spent most of the time outside the bar on their patio because it was super loud that day. She was trying to run into oncoming traffic. Let's get closer to the cars, shall we? Dragging the table. Let me sit right at the table for two with this double yellow line, baby. Not what I'm used to, but your dog just made everything amazing.

and now i would say no it's solid like 10 oh so she's trying to convince herself she said 10 now she's trying to back it up but she couldn't really back it up here's uh here she goes on to jake's outfit okay okay wow how would you rank my outfit now keep in mind on his last exit interview the woman gave him a 1 out of 10 on his outfit one and he asked her twice and both times she said one your outfit is very i mean it was hot you have shorts on i haven't really been with a lot of people's shorts on and jake you're taking this as positive still yeah man that's a it's a ballsy choice she's lying of course are you kidding me thank you voice of reason well it's hot it's hot you have shorts on i haven't really been out with a reasonable thing

it's 90 goddamn degrees i haven't been out with a lot of guys with shorts on i mean she's saying Vanessa, does it sound like she was having a good time? I just feel like she fell out bad and she wasn't honest. It's so obvious. I've been with a lot of people with shorts on. But as long as you're comfortable, which I feel like you are, I'm happy. As long as you're comfortable. Which you clearly are.

The fact that you think, once again, Jake said, I'll do another home run date. And I'm hearing these answers. It doesn't sound like that. So Jake follows up with this quote. So when you say I haven't been with a lot of people with shorts on, what's that mean? I think usually, I think I just go on dates with a little more formality. But I had a lot of fun. So you go on dates with more formality.

What are you wearing? Now, this is where Jake starts to get aggressive. Hey, look, she wasn't dressed formally. Yeah, so Jake turns it on. He's wearing shorts. What are you wearing now that's so special? You go on, Jace, more formality. What are you wearing?

I am wearing a dress, like a summer dress, because it was really hot. Okay. Do you like it? Yeah, I like it a lot. But it's casual, right? It's pretty casual. So I'm casual and comfortable. No, I have nothing against you.

Oh, my God. This is like... They're already arguing. They're having their first fight. First fight. So anyway, they go into... This is the final thing about smell. It sounds like you have something against yours.

Not at all. Okay. All right. How would you rank my smell? I haven't smelled you. There it is. You said the word in the question. Answers in the question, sir.

Rank. Your dog. And your dog smells very pleasant. I can't smell you. I just smell your dog, she says. That's another lie, right? Now, Jake claims... Jake, you claim that after all of this,

after this whole thing we heard, you then convinced her, or she chose, or she wanted to go back to the shack. Yeah, I think I asked her if she wanted to continue, and she says yes. Jake is the new love shack baby He's created this love shack And she went to the shack

And you guys got intimate And when you tell the ladies That hey you want to go to my place Are you up front that it's a shack That's what I say it's a shack You say do you want to go back to my shack My shack yeah And they must think it's a joke until they get there

How much of this is you know what I just want to see where this night ends I'm just going to see what's going on Authenticity I would think if I had a mansion I would say to a woman, you want to go to my shack? And then the big funny thing would be it would be a mansion. Like in Jake's case.

Albert, he'll get you a drink. Yeah, come back to my mansion. So anyway, they get together, and then Jake hits her with this question. Just to give it to me. Would you be offended if someone referred to you as a Burbassian? So the term Burbassian, which is. His inside shack voice is like. Yeah, I don't like your inside shack voice.

You can't look out the window because there is none. It's like as soon as you close the door, it's like, welcome. Absolutely. It's like, it's just like, it just sounds offensive.

Just based upon the sound. Yeah. Probation. Totally offended. Why do you keep saying it then, Jake? She said she's offended by it. I just want to make sure. Can you hit me now?

Just punch that person in the face. You want to punch him in the face? Don't do that. Did you drug her? Why does she sound like this, Jake? She's having a good time. Well, there you have it. Jake is continuing to wow us all with his dating.

That's crazy. What do you think? Did she lose a bet? She must have lost a bet. So what did you guys, what base did you get to with her? Just like, I don't know, first, second. And out of all the girls you dated this week, are you going to see any of them again? Yeah.

Both, all of them? Both of them? What? Yeah, yeah, both of them. You're telling me you got the second base. She felt you up? Yeah, kind of, yeah. She felt you?

Yep. Can't wear the shirt. All right. Now that that's over with. I'm not hungry. Let's get into the quiz. If you've put up with us today, the very least we can do is reward you with tickets.

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