Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Jake's Mustard Sandwich Recipe

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

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As we are in the middle of a heat wave again that will continue this week, and we are accepting your nominees for Don't Be a Dick. People in the heat wave, there's some great ones on the text line, great ones we've already heard from on the phones, and we must give away some tickets right now for someone to chill and cool off in a cabana for $400, food and beverage at Wild Rivers Waterpark in Irvine. We'll be doing that every day this week to combat the heat. And a lot of people pointing out the biggest dicks are the people that will sit around a pool

but not go into it because there's a million reasons why people will be like, clearly that's the solution to the problem. It's a giant hole in the backyard full of water. You're just sitting there baking. Why don't you go in the pool? I saw people in the hot tub this weekend. I was like, what are you doing? You have a death wish?

Leo on KROQ, good morning. Hey, good morning. Yeah, my nominee is those airlines that have you board the plane with the AC off. And then they get those latecomers, and then you've got to wait for everybody to sit down. You've got to wait for the instructions, and it just sucks. That's such a good nomination. It's a great nomination because the airlines will oftentimes say, it's okay, we told everyone to close the shades.

And you go, all that does is not let me see what potentially fresh air looks like. It also kind of worries me that they're like, we have to turn the AC off and put all the shades down for this all to work out. Right. If you want us to have enough. I can't handle some AC. We have enough juice to get off the ground here in a few moments. It's like, okay. Hey, Leo, listen, there's a lot of nominees.

I'd love to continue with this, but we're going to go ahead and say yours is the best because it's the most recent one we heard. So we'd love to send you to Wild Rivers. Hold on one second. Four tickets and a cabana and a hundred bucks for food and beverage are coming your way. All right? All right. Hold on. Thank you.

That's right. It's a major morning. That's why we're here. Thank you for that. I'll tell you what's going to make your morning. If you're sitting around thinking to yourself, what are you going to eat for lunch or dinner, and you don't want to go ahead and make your house even hotter by turning on your oven or your panini maker, you don't need to do any of that because Jake has a recipe.

And listen to this, Sally. The beauty of a mustard sandwich is that you can almost taste the meat. But a grilled mustard sandwich, L.A. style, you can almost taste the street. So Jake is going to show up. us all how to where the video we're putting up on our instagram right now how to make yourself a grilled mustard sandwich in the street now if you have meat money in your life you could potentially make a similar recipe with meat jake doesn't have meat money he has mustard money i mean we're trying to capitalize on all those viral videos of somebody cooking an egg in their oh you know

on their on their sidewalk outside their house or trying to cook bacon inside their car mustard sandwich i don't think it has the same ring to it but we'll find out and i know we asked ai what's the best thing to cook in the street to take advantage of the heat wave and they suggested cookies so just get some cookie dough and plop it down and you get kind of those nice doughy cookies that are cooked the right way and you could do all that and it is hot enough that we could all be cooking out of the streets and yeah the streets in la are probably not really sanitary to eat off i think a lot of them are overflowing with water at this point uh that's true you can make a good soup in any of the broken water pipe streets in southern california but jake claims that the

grilled mustard sandwich in the street which he he eats uh you eat out of the street regularly jake or every day man i'm like a raccoon so uh here's uh just some of the recipe in the street we're gonna put the sandwich there and hopefully hopefully we'll get we'll get it grilled here soon hopefully i don't have to wait too long come on grill my sandwich grill my sandwich it sounds like you're doing it very close to traffic jake of course is this your you you know how there's somebody who lives in the actual house like you would live in the shack but somebody lives in the house on your property is this person watching you take a mustard sandwich to the street and set it on the driveway not that i know of because i think if they saw me they'd probably

ask for a bite i highly doubt that like what is he doing now but you feel like this only works if you put it in the middle of the busy street you can't put it right in the middle because then they won't hit it you gotta put it like where the tires go oh because the tires are panini pressing it yeah yeah yeah oh my god that is so much worse than i anticipated oh so your plan is to get the sandwich hit by a car and then eat it yeah got it that's exciting oh grill my sandwich so it's the pressing of the car onto the sandwich onto the hot street that's how you get a good grill a good press wasn't there a concern at all the sandwich would stick to the tire and it would We'd go your sandwich away?

Oh, man, I didn't even think about that. That's scary. I can't afford to lose that to sandwich. You didn't think that maybe it would taste like rubber? It makes it good. Oh, my sandwich. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's how you grill a sandwich.

That's how you grill a mustard sandwich. I'm telling you guys, this is the good stuff. This is what's up. So a car hit it finally? Oh, yeah, it got crushed. You ate a sandwich that was run over by a car I have to see Is this video up?

Pressed by a car By Goodyear I mean it's not like Does it turn black Because it has like tire grease on it This cooking segment is brought to you by American Tire Depot Here's the hard part about

Doing an authentic LA street grilled mustard sandwich You really don't know how long you're going to be waiting You got to get a good press on it You got to get a good flat press on it There you go, come on, grill my sandwich Grill my sandwich Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about

Now that looks good That looks like it was done well I like that a lot Here we go You have to see this sandwich Getting run over by a car Really? Really?

It's delicious. It's like in the left lane. You put it all the way over, and this sandwich gets obliterated by this car. How did you pick this up again? Are you kidding me? So now Jake goes over to the sandwich. Pretty grilled. Oh, and it's got, oh, look at that.

You can see the street. Forget about even tasting the street. You can see the street in it. Look at that. Oh, that's the good stuff, man. That's what I'm talking about right there. That's the good stuff. Grilled mustard sandwich on the streets of L.A.

I'm telling you mmm you can almost taste the meat and you can taste the street oh my god that's what I'm talking about that's some good stuff the recipe is up

on our Instagram for those of you who want to recreate it right now it's a grilled mustard sandwich I mean only half of it got run over I'm going to obliterate it. I think it's good. All right, so that's the recipe for that. So before you make your boring eggs in the street again, there's a new...

I'm still full. That's disgusting, dude. A1A says, I think this is on par to be the worst thing I've heard on radio about Jake. I agree, and that's a tough beat on top. Meanwhile, someone else said, I got my dinner planned tonight. I think the kids will love this. I just think this kind of has nothing to do with the heat. It's just about a sandwich being run over.

Well, I think the street has to be a certain level of hot because Jake's theory is it's heat plus pressure. Like a good grilled cheese. Everyone wonders how a good grilled cheese gets good. It's usually the pressing of it. Okay. Yeah, I stand corrected. I was wrong. I didn't realize you would use another car to do that.

I kind of thought you could just press it against the street yourself with a spatula or something, but all right. That's too dangerous. To each their own. There you go. Now you know how to eat a grilled mustard sandwich, which is one of Jake's favorites to have during the heat wave. We're going to take a break. Let's forget that ever happened. And when we get back, we'll have some news.

And then we will give you more tickets. It's a KROQ Summer Ticket Blot. And next band up is Death Cab for Cutie. So be ready to win those tickets from us at 10 a.m. sharp right here on KROQ.