Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Johnny Doesn't Know

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

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Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. KROQ, we are calling Ali's show, entering the studios right now. A man by the name of Johnny Genius, Postmaster Johnny, is going to try to answer some questions. Easy questions. I think most people listening will know these answers, but Johnny may or may not. And all you got to do is predict, will he or will he not? Everyone who gets theirs right, Ali writes your name down.

And one of you will win access to the next four shows here at KROQ. That includes Dexter of the Moon Rocks, Fontaine's DC, The Beaches, and The Paradox. So you get to go to all the shows, and all you got to do is predict yes or no. Johnny, how are you feeling right now? I'm feeling full of chicken. Yeah? It was pretty good. Yeah, everyone's been eating the chicken.

You weren't eating that at first. I wasn't eating it at first because I was like, that's a little too early for some tendies right now. But now I was feeling the vibes. Yeah, Jake's already started going around trying to collect his take-homes. Oh, my God. He's so great. He's like, how many are you taking home?

I'm going to fill up my plate. I'm like, well, I don't know, man. This is why I have a Tupperware for these days. Did you bring it? For these days. Hell, yeah, dude. He stays here. He has it always here in case we have any leftover food.

Smart. Let's get into this round of Johnny Doesn't Know. Here we go. Johnny Doesn't Know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny Doesn't Know. I didn't know Vegas was like in Vada for like a while. Johnny Doesn't Know.

Johnny Doesn't Know. Gelato sounds like Jell-O. Johnny Doesn't Know. It like goes wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Wiggles. All right, Johnny, you've got in front of you three different dolls. You've got the Ollie doll. You got the Klein doll, and you got the Vanessa doll.

And I will ask you questions about body parts, and you just have to pick one of those dolls and show us where on the doll you would find the body part and explain it, obviously, into the microphone as well for people that are not watching on YouTube and are listening. And let's see if Johnny knows where certain body parts are located. We say good morning now to Marco in Los Angeles on Line 5. Marco, welcome to Johnny Doesn't Know,

first contestant out of the gate. You ready to go? Let's go. All right. Sweet divots to you. Johnny, where would you find on the human body the uvula? Will Johnny know where the uvula is? He's looking now at the Vanessa doll.

Well, you know what's crazy? This is my first time holding this doll. Yeah. Fix her hair, by the way. They gave her a rack. Yeah. Yes, I know. Why does she have boobs?

It's their huge. It's like Sidney Sweeney. Yeah. And she's white with this doll. Yeah, light skin. Marco, what do you think? Do you think Johnny will know where the uvula is? He will not know.

He will not know. All right, Johnny, you're holding a Vanessa doll now or the Allie doll. You can pick up any of the dolls you want and just tell us while you show us with your finger where the uvula is located. Well, these dolls don't have mouths that open, but the uvula is all the way at the back of Allie's throat. Like, wow, that's absolutely correct. You know, I thought when he picked up both of the girl dolls that he thought only girls have uvulas. Yeah, I was convinced. We all thought he was going to go vagina.

In fact, I'll tell you right now, off the air, we were talking about this before you came in here. Ali had no idea. No, I didn't. You had no idea where the uvula was at? Ali had no idea. No, you said uvula, and I thought, well, vagina. But then once you said the throat, I was like, oh, yeah. That's what that's called.

The punching bag in the back of the throat. The vagina of the face. The uvula, right? All right, we go to question number two now. Sorry, you did not predict correctly. Johnny knew that one. We said hi to Tina in orange. Hey, Tina, welcome to K-Rock.

Johnny doesn't know body parts. You ready for this? Yes. Okay. Well, Johnny, know where the navel is. Yes or no? Yes. Johnny, you're holding up the Klein doll now.

Yeah. Where do you believe the navel is? Navel rhymes with nasal, but it's not the nose. So I'm going to put the Klein doll down with that one. So what good does this rhyme do? That's how Johnny remembers all body parts, the rhyme. The navel is a place on the body that you can actually get pierced. Because I've heard it in the commercial.

Tommy T's. Yeah. You're holding up the alley doll now. You're looking at her body. You're looking at her giant face. The navel. Oh, it's the belly. It's the belly button, I think.

Oh, the belly button. Yeah, that's the correct scientific term for it, I think. All right. Hold on one second. Tina thought you would get it. And you got it. That's it, right? Hold on one second.

That is correct. The navel. You have one still, right? Yeah, they don't remove it. Sorry, right? Not the belly button. You still have a navel, right? Yeah, I think so.

Chewy and Whittier, good morning. Welcome to Johnny Doesn't Know. Hi, good morning. Will Johnny know where the frenulum is located? Yes or no? I don't know. Okay. Johnny's not going to know the frenulum.

Johnny is looking at the Klein doll right now. And Johnny, this guy doesn't think you'll know where the frenulum is located. Damn. I've never actually heard of a frenulum. And it's not a genital either. It's not a genital. It's not in the rectum. You're touching and ruling out body parts on Klein.

It's so uncomfortable. I mean, I get why Vanessa hates this, because now Johnny's holding the one of me. I could make him have sex right now, too, if I wanted to. Johnny, no. But I'm not going to, because that's weird. This guy doesn't think you'll know where the frenulum is located. I honestly can't even take like a guess because I've never heard of that.

Frenulum? Let's go with part of the rib. I think it might be part of the rib, actually. Part of the rib? Yeah, like somewhere in there. Do you think you have a frenulum? I hope I don't. I hope you don't.

No, because I'm not gay. Is this because you had ribs yesterday? No, wait. Is that a... Why are you touching Allie? Well, I was mistaken. Why are you flicking your wrists like that? Well, because she said it's not because gay.

And I was like, oh, maybe it's something gay people have. We have different body parts? Well, now that I think about it now, I don't think so. Damn, I don't know what a frenulum is. Let's go with something around the chest plate. Something around the chest plate. Yeah, maybe like a breastplate. Uh-huh.

Yeah. All right. Chewy, good job. You said Johnny wouldn't know. Johnny, a frenulum is part of your penis, dude. Oh, I have one of those then. Yeah, well. What the hell?

I've never heard that. Yeah. Johnny doesn't know that. What is? I really don't know either. Yeah, everybody's stumped on that. I think the frenulum. You fake.

Well, I believe. Do you know? Yeah, I know. Listen, I know. I know I've got the biggest one around. Pull it out right now. Dorothy frenulum, yo. I'm trying to figure out how to say this on the radio is the problem

because I don't know what gets us to a point of being medical versus graphic. But it would be, Allie, where the, it's in the area where the tip would meet the shaft area. Can I? See what I'm saying? It connects the underside of the shaft to the foreskin. Right, that's what I'm trying to clean it up. Yes, yes. I know where that's at, yeah.

Johnny knows. Johnny knows what that tastes like. All right, let's say hi now to Alex in East L.A. Alex, it is, Johnny does know body parts. He's gotten a few right, but also a few wrong. Good morning, Alex. Let's see if Johnny knows this one. Will Johnny know where a cuticle is located?

Yes or no? Please, Johnny, please know this one. Please. She says, please know this one. Cuticle. Johnny, you want to pick up the Vanessa doll, the Ali doll, or the Klein doll? I'm going to stick with the Ali doll, I think. Thank you.

Yeah. The cuticle is actually a piece of the nail on the hand. Wow. Johnny. It's a nail. I'm shocked you knew that. Hold on one second. Alex with a correct prediction.

Let's go. So right now we've got Alex who's right, Tina who's right, and Chewy who's right. And it comes down to one final person. And then Allie will decide who is going to the next four shows here at KROQ. And there is interesting questions about function. Allie and I were talking about this off the air. Like, does Johnny know what the function of the liver is? Does, right.

Like, he knows the organ exists, but what does it do? Oh, yeah. People who are like alcoholics drain their liver, and then they got to go to dialysis, and they get put on a list to get a new liver. but it's like he clearly knows all that this is the last question

this is for Christopher good morning Christopher welcome to Johnny Doesn't Know good morning will Johnny know where the clavicle is

yes or no the clavicle yes I believe he knows okay Johnny which doll would you like to use

for this one I think I'll go with the Vanessa for this one yeah the clavicle is right here on around the neck area right at the top of the breastplates and the shoulders

why is everything a plate do you not have a breastplate the body just keeps you in different plates stack plates my knee plate, my leg plate, my foot plate remember in Pulp Fiction he has to stab her through the breastplate breastplate

Yeah. You know, we all got one. Right. But yeah, her clavicle is like right here. And that's where football players get hurt. That's where everybody gets hurt. So I'm going to go right there. Christopher, good job.

Johnny got clavicle. All right. So Johnny does know the body. I mean, he didn't know about his own frenulum. But other than that, he did okay. Allie, who's going to the next four shows here at KROQ? Will it be Chewy, Tina, Christopher, Alex? I mean, you're picking at random.

And who will it be? It's Christopher. Congratulations. Wow, the last contestant. Oh, yes. Christopher, congratulations. You're going to the next four shows here at the In-N-Out Burger Soundspace at KROQ. Lots of music, lots of burgers in your future.

Hang on, and thanks for waking up with us here on KROQ. Thank you. More show after this.