Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Klein's Strange Visitor

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

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because they go, maybe it's someone who would give me a giant check and some balloons. Especially around here because if you're getting a knock on the door, you're like,

is this a distraction for somebody entering my house and breaking in? It's usually just some kind of a scam. Sometimes delivery. It's weird. I have some Amazon guys

that leave and go. Some knock. There's no rhyme or reason to it. Some just drop the package. An Amazon driver knocking? Yeah, sometimes they knock. Sometimes they'll ring the bell. Sometimes they'll...

Probably because they've heard of your snack game and your bathroom open policy. They have to take a dump. That's why I'm probably fully loaded. I need to get in there. This loser will let us. Not three times on this house.

Door will open. I don't usually pay much attention. And then, of course, I have an app so I can look at it if I have my phone charged, which I rarely do. And I'll be like, oh, there's someone there, and they look like they're selling something. I'm not going to answer. They'll walk away eventually. Yesterday, middle of the day, Jerry, my dog, is out in the front yard, and he just starts barking, which is nothing new because he barks at anything. A leaf blows, he'll bark.

A dog walks by, he'll bark and he starts barking, but it's a louder, like more aggressive bark than normal. So I just go to take a peek at what's going on. And this old lady has wandered from the sidewalk kind of up to my front door and she doesn't have a clipboard with her. She doesn't, I don't know her, never seen her before. It's not like one of those old, there used to be an old lady that would rake, that would kind of sweep the street constantly. she died. I watched her get carried out of her house in a stretcher. That was sad. The sidewalk's probably a mess now.

It is. A lot of leaves. Jude, why aren't you out there with your blower? I was going to ask about the blowing. The blower is not... I didn't get a good blower. Oh my God. It's dead already? It's not dead, but it doesn't hold the charge like it used to.

Like it used to four days ago when you bought it? I kind of got over that phase pretty quickly. But this woman is wandering up, and she's wearing a big sun hat. She's wearing a neon pink bathing suit top and then weird shorts, but not attractive, but a very strange situation. And I don't know if she's looking for – I don't know if it's a silver alert situation. I don't know if she's wandering around. And by old, how are we talking about, like 60 or 80?

Somewhere in that window. So I'd say maybe if I had to place her, I'd put her in the mid-70s. Oh, okay. Yeah, mid-70s. You turned on Omar? Omar's in the door. Almost at Omar's sweet spot. Yeah.

And I say, open the door. I say, hi. Hi. I've been waiting. You're just dry enough. I say, can I help you? And she goes, you live here? And I said, yeah.

She goes, well, it's my house. Oh. I go, excuse me? She goes, this is my house. You need to leave. I say, this is your house. So there's a lot of problems in there. You want it?

Oh, you admitted it. You're like, are you friends with these roaches? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The roach is yours? I said, what? And then she starts describing what the house used to look like before they had knocked it down and rebuilt the thing I live in now. She's like, an old blue house with a garage that used to be right there. And I'm like, okay.

She's like, yes, this is my house. Maybe she was in a coma And then she woke up and was like I gotta go back home But it's not her house anymore Maybe she's ghost Maybe she's Encino Man Oh, so many possibilities

She's a little It's probably Encino Man She's like two miles east to be Encino Man But okay, regardless She's confused Encino is just over that way So she You're in the wrong movie

I say, I don't think I say, I think you're First, I'm trying to be pleasant Because she's like an old lady So I go Yeah, she seems like dementia confused I think you're confused I've been living here for a while

now and so I'm sorry this is not your house and she like goes to reach and grabs my wrist and her hand is cold very cold feeling you think she's a witch I don't know she kind of looked like that woman from weapons

did she have one of those weird sticks with her that had the rope around it she touched me you got a voodoo curse on you she touched me on my wishy potions Wishy potions. I got them on me.

Cooking some wishy potions. Vanessa, did you put a curse on my family? This woman grabbed my wrist and a very cold feel, cold and very strong grip. Like old men have a strong grip, but not usually old ladies. And she grabbed my wrist hard and she goes, this is my house and I live here and I'm going to live here again. Whoa. And I'm like, what the? And then I said to her, I'm like, and my dog at this point, he's even like, it's weird.

He stopped. It's almost like he stopped to watch, but he wasn't continuing to bark. And he like got weird. Like he was mesmerized? He was kind of weirded out by the thing as well. And then I said, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. And she goes, you can leave. Oh.

And then I said, if you don't leave, I'm going to have to call the cops. Oh, damn. You got really spicy with her. And she goes, you don't need to call the cops. It's my house. And then she just walked, like in a not fast way, but in a slow, very weird way, just walked. Maybe when someone's playing a prank on you, maybe someone hired an Etsy witch to come visit your house.

No, this was like... That'd be so cool. You followed her, right? Did I follow her? You had to see if she was going to hop in a car, get a license plate, get something. No, I didn't think about that. You didn't follow up with her at all?

Because that's a weird thing, dude. What if she comes back? Well, it was very strange. And then I did... I took a picture. I mean, I looked on my, you know, video footage of her walking up. I can't even see her face in that photo. I know.

I got to find the doorbell footage. You are just so bad at investigations. I didn't think to follow her. That was a curse you put on him. Yeah. Dumb. She gave me the dumb curse? Oh, no.

No, she's going to come back and pivot and try and sell candy bars for her basketball team. So I don't know what to make of any of that. Because she didn't, like, demand anything other than just told me that I was living in her house and it was going to be her house again. I think there's a situation where there's maybe another reality where this is her house. Maybe she's from another dimension. She went through some kind of a crazy portal. In a pink bathing suit? Yeah.

Or she has Alzheimer's. Yeah, that's not as fun as portal, but it could happen. Yeah, it's either portal or Alzheimer's. Did you call anybody? No. I grabbed my wife. So I kind of started to tell her, and then I said, what am I doing? If I say this to my wife, she's going to be completely freaked out

and want to get out of there immediately. Do you have the actual video footage of you talking to her? Yes, I do. And her touching you? Yes, I probably have that on footage as well. And I'm telling you, that was the part of all of it. That was the part that was weird. I felt some weird energy transfer when she held my wrist.

Oh, my God. In a weird sort of, like a weird-ass way. I can't explain it, really. 626 said when she said this is my house you should have said no this is Ram's house Ram's house

whose house I've already made that joke to my neighbor it didn't go over well