Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Lieday Friday with Ally

Episode Date: June 26, 2026

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The great John Grogan has entered the KROQ studios. He's currently setting up his equipment right now, getting ready to strap Alley down. John, thanks for being back here. It was great seeing you on that World Cup show that you're doing, even though you're doing it with our arch nemesis, James Corden. Thank you for being here, making some time in your schedule for us. Thank you. John, is that the same lie detector shirt you've been wearing since the 80s when you started doing these lie detector tests?

Got about 50 of them, all blue. You do? You sell those in the merch store, or are you the only guy that can wear those? No, the police units use it. Oh, cool. I would love to have a John polygraph examiner shirt. Yeah, I want to have John's name on it, though. I don't want my name.

Oh, no, I don't want my name. That's a cool shirt right there. Great Halloween costume as well. I know it's a little soon to start thinking about that. John Grogan, known as TV's lie detector guy, has got his equipment in here. He's been tabulating it for a while. The last time you were here for a lie detector test, it was Omar, and you said that your equipment was so jumpy that you were concerned that maybe he had a heart condition

or a heart murmur or something. Or some substance in his blood at that point. Yeah, Omar, did you ever get that checked out? No, I did not. Okay. I feel fine. I assume we know the answer was a substance, and I'm sure Omar knows exactly what substance it was. No, I did not, because I knew it was cocaine.

So he checked it out, all right, in the bathroom by himself. Of course, this guy's the best, and if you need him, certifiedpolygraph.com. Allie's about to get strapped down. We've got ten questions here, Allie. You can veto one of them, and then your wife may join us for a bonus question. Yeah, because, you know, to be fair, it is a, let's be honest, final edition of Pride Month, Lie Day Friday, so. How is my wife always available? Isn't she supposed to be working?

You can ask her that question. Maybe she can ask you that question. Don't therapize someone. Hey, John, quick question. And Allie, just so you know, she, I don't know if you knew this, but she is pregnant now. And she has maybe, maybe, it's your baby, John. Congratulations. Shocked?

The NDA sign says, I can't say I'm glad I could help. Oh, boy. John is, let me say something about John Grogan. He's going to strap Allie down with all this stuff on her fingers and her wrist, pulse, whatever he has. But I just want to know, John, because she's pregnant now and potentially has multiple heartbeats inside of her, is that going to mess up your equipment at all? Is there any sort of a different thing you have to do for a pregnant woman on a lie detector test or no?

The stomach strap, I extended it. Hey. I'm not showing yet, John. It's not even seven weeks. I was wondering why you brought so many cords in today. Now I know. Mine is so elastic. It's so much space.

All right. That size equator. So that's big time. So he's got, like, the seatbelt extender, like, on the airplane on Allie right now. All right. I have already gained a significant amount. John, you let me know when she's strapped in and ready, and we will get to these questions. Once again, round one is the questions.

Round two is the answers. It's Lie Day Friday. No one has gotten through this unscathed. Even if the lies are small, there's always a little bit of dishonesty that we have found. And I've got a lot of the questions that you guys have asked, including things about lesbians and some of it's general lesbian questions. Some of them are very specific for Allie, lesbian. John is making his way around Allie's body right now. He really did have to.

It's tight. Yeah, it's not that tight. It used to fit you loose. It's time for a lie day Friday. You sit on a throne of lies. Why is it lie after lie after lie? The only thing I know for sure is you're a goddamn liar. It's a lie.

You're a parasite of lies, and I am your worst enemy. Lie day Friday. Lie day Friday. All right, welcome to Lie Day Friday here on KROQ. What a way to start your weekend. Summer funner. Funner summer guaranteed for everyone except for Allie right now, We're just going to find out later today how many babies she has inside of her.

Who knows? Place your bets. Allie, are you ready for your... Well, I got to ask John. He's putting your finger... He's got one more finger clamp already. Is that because she's a lesbian? She has all those finger clamps?

Or do you do that on all of us? Yeah, you do three fingers. You don't have to do two. Fizz clamp? You want to give her more clamps, John? Or is that regular? Nothing special for lesbians? No, all ready.

Okay. I will ask the questions the first round. John's going to make notes. You nervous, Allie? It is the same as everybody says. When you finally get into it, you get nervous even though you don't feel like you have anything to hide. Question number one. I don't.

Don't you also find the gays to be rather annoying this month? Yes, I do at times. It depends on the gay, but it can be annoying. It can be a lot to commit to. We're being expected to be out and about all month long. So as a gay lady, you're claiming that you also do find the gays to be annoying this month. Sometimes all year round. Depends.

I can be annoying all year round. You know that. Oh, yeah. That is correct. John, is that the most honest answer you've ever gotten in the history of your testing? Yes. Yes. Question two.

You claim that you self-pleasured on the freeway. yes correct but have you ever self-pleasured at work or any other public place not at work that's never happened in another public place look at the way John's looking at you right now

it's so funny you can watch this happening live on YouTube as we speak you can see all everything's on the up and up here at KROQ in another public place I can't remember but I'm sure I have I don't really know like no place comes to mind because I have a horrible memory,

but I imagine I have self-pleasured in my car in a public setting, like at a parking lot. Oh, hi, Vanessa. I can see your face. Next question. Well, there's no cameras pointed at me. All right.

Cool, next question. I can see your forehead. Great. Who on the show have you ever thought about sexually? I have had, I mean, like sexually when I'm doing stuff to them

or just them in a sexual setting? Wow. Either. I guess, yeah, all of the above. Well, I feel like every person, we've always imagined them having sex when they talk about their sex lives, right? Like, when Jake tells me that he hooked up with somebody

and that he knocked the back out that punani, I do picture that in my mind, and that's what makes me gag. You do? Is that thinking? Yes. I don't picture that in my mind at all. Neither do I.

Really? I can't wait for the next song to start. That's what I'm picturing. Come on, Chili Peppers. Save me. No, stop making... No, I mean, if anybody is talking about a sex act, then yeah, I'm picturing it. You are too.

Come on. John, you ever smash the back of that punani? Yes. Now I'm picturing that. So I guess the answer is yes. Next question. Did you give your wife herpes? No.

I don't think so. We have the herb. At least if she does, she's a carrier. Next question. If you find out today that you're pregnant with twins or triplets, will you be instantly filled with regret that you started this process of getting pregnant all over again? No. I don't think I'd be instantly filled with regret.

It might be a slow burn. No, I wouldn't regret that. Yeah. Next question. Next question. would you rather have sex with jake the nerd oh my god why again or a lot or a lie detector guy john grogan oh man you know it would definitely be a mr john grogan polygraph examiner yeah it's just because i have too many images of like the sweat and the musk in

the shack and having to put on the ac because it was just so sweaty and hot and i don't that none of that sounds good to me john what do you think about that she chose you at least she said she chose you we'll find out in a moment if she's lying or not but i think you know if i am or not excellent excellent you gave a thumbs up it's very happy i'm gonna knock the back out that are you concerned at all ali that when you leave to take maternity leave that you will be replaced by a hotter person and we will all forget about you forever.

Yeah. I am. We're hoping. Yeah. I think everyone in this job is afraid of being replaced. And I think the fact that everyone's so excited

about the long list of hot women that you've talked about replacing me, it makes me a little bit more nervous, yeah. Especially because Alina Abovian came in here

and said two words and everyone offered her like ten jobs. It was remarkable. That was insane. Never seen it like it. It was like an Alita Bovian job fair opened up in the middle of her. It took me 10 years just to get put on emails.

We all regret it. Next question. Do you check out other girls' asses at the gym the same way that guys do? This is like a lesbian kind of question. Check out is in a I want to have sex with you way or I want to look like that way? The question is just, do you check out other girls' asses at the gym? Some I check out because I find them attractive, and some I check out because I'm like, I wonder what ass exercises she's doing. So I guess, regardless of context, the answer would be yeah.

In the locker room, no. I mind my own naked business. It is the YMCA, after all. Last one. Have you ever wanted to divorce your wife? Um, no. Do I? All right.

Okay, hold on. Don't say too much else. You can say no with confidence. On the phone right now is your wife. Oh. Hi. Katie, hi. Hi, honey.

Hi. You have a question you'd like to ask Allie as well while she's strapped down to the lie detector test, correct? Yeah, sure. Um, okay. Do you support my tap dancing or do you think it's stupid? do i still get to veto a question you still get to veto a question do i get to v heel toe a question oh god uh no i have a muzzle on it john no i do support katie's tapping i do i want her to do something that she enjoys all right katie anything else

you want to know while your wife is strapped on a lie detector is that it do you resent me for you carrying the child. Hopefully, you just want some. This is a good one. Now we're getting somewhere. A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Okay.

Does that change anything? I can't wait to hear about this divorce question. I was remembering this morning, you had a panic attack the day of our wedding. I forgot about that. You're right. I did have a panic attack. Yeah, and I was just thinking about that this morning. I'm like, maybe she didn't

ever want to get married. Huh. Well, that's something to think about. Yeah. John, we're going to get to the results in a moment. A lot of questions we need answers to. I'm hot. I'm warm. Let me ask you, were there any lies told during that?

Yes. Okay. And now you can't make noises, Allie. When we get back from this song, we will get the exciting results of Allie's lie detector test on a lie day Friday. Conclusion next I'm K-Rock. I don't know what to think right now.

I am blown away. Why? Because, you know, look, it's always exciting when you're on a lie detector test, but then when we get the results and we find out what things you told the truth about and what things you lied about, it gets even more exciting. It's Lie Day Friday at K-Rock. You sit on a throne of lies. Why is it lie after lie after lie?

The only thing I know for sure is you're a goddamn liar. It's a lie. You're a parasite of lies, and I am your worst enemy. Lie Day Friday. Lie Day Friday. All right, the moment we've been waiting for. Anything you would like to admit before John reads the results, Allie, or no? No, I do think it's messed up to just have all of a sudden my wife on the phone.

That really threw me off. And John showed me my chart at the moment she called. Oh, that was her heart that spiked off the computer, John? It did. And what does that mean? Does that mean she's in love? Combined with lying. Oh, okay.

Great. Well, I can't wait for the results now. John's going to read the questions we asked, tell you what you said, and if they were the truth or they were lies. So here we go, John, whenever you're ready. When we asked her, who on the show have you thought about sexually, she said all, everybody. And that was true. Oh, my God, Allie. What a perv.

You're a weird sicko. We all picture each other having sex. I have not. I have not. What? What's wrong with you? You think of all of us having sex? No, when you guys, when we all talk.

With you? No, not with me. You're all respective sex lives. You're having thoughts about Vanessa and the chef. When she talked about having sex in the back of a car, I picture that happening. That's just, I think, in pictures. That didn't happen, Mom. John, can you tell she's lying from the back?

Yes. Okay. All right, moving on. That's question one. All right, one down. We go to the next question. John Grogan's here. By the way, he is certified polygraph detector, examiner.

He's trained at this. He's done 14,000-plus tests. I would imagine more than that at this point, but he's the best. All right, here we go, John. When we asked her, have you ever wanted to divorce your wife, she said no, and that was a lie. I think that happens to every married couple, right? Every married couple has thought about it. You can't even, you shut your, you open your mouth right now.

And be honest yourself. You guys asked me this question. What about you, Omar? When I was on the lie detector test. We all thought about it. Mm-mm. Okay, you guys are a bunch of lying liars. Never thought about it.

Yeah, right. Took a vow. Okay. Took an oath. Vow, vow, vow. Next question. When we asked her, don't you also find the gays rather annoying this month?

She said yes, and that was true. Yeah, okay. I love my community. Allie, at the end of this test, You're going to be hated by everyone, your wife, your co-workers, and the gays. I have no one left. I only had a few. So you do find the gays annoying in the month of June.

That was the truth. I just think the idea of constantly being at Pride events can be annoying for me, yes. The expectation that we have to constantly be parading around. I just feel like I want to live my life. Next question, John. This is Ali. If you're just joining us, lie detector test results on a lie day Friday. A lesbianist final Pride edition.

We asked her You claim you self-pleasured on the freeway Have you ever self-pleasured at work Or any other public place She said yes and that was true Yeah, probably She doesn't even know where so many places No, I probably have, yeah, in multiple

Think of like a restaurant or something No, I don't think in a restaurant You don't think in a restaurant I can say without a shadow of a doubt I've never self-pleasured in a restaurant Like I know that for a fact I can't remember, I don't think so john is it possible that someone can smoke enough weed that they can beat the lie detector test by

having too much uh too many memory lapses or no you can still get through all of that no it won't change anything really wow i would love to do this just to help me with what's happened where are my keys all right moving on we asked her would you rather have sex with jake the nerd or lie detector guy john grogan she said john and that was true Hey, John, how's that feel for you, bud? I already bought her a ticket. Okay. I'm going to change it back.

That's right. To Pound Town? That's right. One ticket to Pound Town, huh? John, would you like to tell her you want to smash the back out that punani? She likes that. She'll never be the same after. Oh, my God.

Oh, man. Stop, Jake. By the way, Jake, big loss for you in the back. I mean, that is such bull crap. Moving on, John. And we asked her, did you give your wife herpes? She said no. And that was true.

Yep. I don't think I have. I don't think you can catch it like that. What do you mean you can't catch it like that? You gotta catch it. It's not a softball, you weirdo. All he thinks herpes is like fireflies. All right, moving on.

No follow-ups to that one. John, a few more questions left. We asked her, if you find out you are pregnant with twins or triplets, will you regret trying to get pregnant again? She said no, and that was true. There you go. Oh, wow. Yeah, I wouldn't regret it. You're a good person.

I mean, you'll be freaked. I mean, that would be devastating. That would be a huge financial burden. And we're still going to give one away. We're still going to give one away Monday morning on the air. Oh, totally. Okay, cool. We asked her, do you check out asses on girls at the gym?

She said yes, and that's true. Yeah. For multiple different reasons, though. And I'm never creepy about it. That's a lie. I know that machine's not on you still, but I can see it moving. I just always get on the machines that are in the second row. Right.

Yeah, that already says something right away. If you line up at the second row and there's open machines in the first row. Pervert alert. Rant, rant, rant. All right, moving on. We asked her, are you concerned that when you take maternity leave, you will be replaced by a hotter person and we will all forget you forever? She said yes, and that was true. And it probably is.

Yeah, also very true. That's right. And then we had, I think, your wife's questions, right? These were the wife questions? Yes. Okay, here we go. This is the ones that matter most. Everything else has been just a giant waste of time until we get to this.

All right, whenever you're ready. We asked her, do you support your wife's lame-ass tap dancing? She said yes, and that was a lie. No, okay. I do support her doing something that she loves. I just don't like it. I just think that there's a lot of things that she loves that cost a lot of money. But the tap dancing you support?

And I don't like having to watch all the videos of her in the studio practicing and stuff like that. But I want to see her tap dance. John, do you think tap dancing is lame ass, as you refer to it? Yes, you do. That's correct. That's correct. I love you, honey. I do support you.

All right. And the final question. We asked, do you resent Katie for you being pregnant? She said yes, and that was true. Yeah. I hate to admit that, but I think if she could man up a little bit. By the way, I will say something right now. I think my wife resents me that I couldn't get pregnant and carry the kid.

I think when you feel like this in this part, the first trimester, I think you just resent everyone for everything. And I told her, I said, I had to carry those kids inside of my nutsack for God knows how long. And that was a burden on me. That's a hard to carry. A burden. But I did it. But you know what? When I really do think about it, me being pregnant is a lot less annoying than Katie being pregnant.

Oh, yeah. So it's a win for you probably regardless. Yes, I think it is overall a win for me. Well, John, what did we learn today from Allie's lie detector test, huh? She's mostly truthful. Yeah, she's an honest person, very hormonal. You give her a lot of credit for doing this. Oh, look at that.

Wolves of Glendale have just arrived right now. Well, this is going to be, the show is just about to get even better, and I don't know how that's possible. John, you're the best. Thanks, John. Thanks for being here. You have really opened up a lot of things. Has your wife texted you yet or no? Let's see.

I just want to see if Ali's wife has texted her or not. I think not texting is good. No, and that worries me. Okay. I'm listening. You want to take a break? When we get back, we have some news to get into, and then a brand-new hour of the show will begin.

John, thanks as always. Find this guy on Instagram, lie detectorguys, certifiedpolygraph.com. Quick break. Back with more show after this on KROQ. Someone says goodbye, Allie, and welcome back, Crystal B. Damn it. All right, we'll see you next.