Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Pit Stops

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

We'll get into an episode of Klein Alley's show in just a moment. But in the meantime, let's tell you about our absolute favorite place on the planet. Yep, that would be San Bernardino International Airport, where you can go through the airport process without waiting in long lines and overpaying for parking. Quick connections to the Bay Area and the world plus ski and snowboard in Provo from San Bernardino all winter long. Every other airport, you're going to be in long TSA lines. You're going to be miserable. You're going to say, oh, I've got to get there two, three hours before my flight, not at San Bernardino International Airport.

And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Record setting heat is affecting us all. So we want to make sure that you are wearing the right amount of deodorants. The wrong week to run out of deodorant. The wrong week to realize when you get to work and you get that little sniff and you go, whoa, wait a minute. Damn, I forgot my deodorant today. Even this is the week sometimes, and I've always said this, deodorant, your body will morph over time. Sometimes you've been wearing the same brand for a year and all of a sudden it just stops working.

Like allergy medication. It's outperformed it. And then this may be the week where your body's like it no longer holds in the stank. So we are out there doing what I believe is the most. important thing we can do for society, and that is a K-Rock pit stop. Yeah, and I feel bad because there are a lot of people who smell, and they don't know that they smell, and then they're in highly public scenarios, like sitting on the middle seat on an airplane, which happened one of the last times I flew. It was really, really bad.

I was just in line yesterday to get coffee, and someone in that line was stanking up the whole line. And you can see people shifting around, looking for the smell. Looking for the smell. Go, and does anyone else smell this? And they're texting somebody about it. That's why we sent Jake into the streets, because that man, no sweat, and that man no smells. And here he is with a brand new round of heatwave pit stops. Hey, what's your name? My name's Rock and Bill McClure. Now, everyone Jake encounters seems like a weirdo.

And I don't know if it's because he only goes to the same place in Burbank to sniff pits, or he just always is around characters. But the first person he approaches is Rock and Bill McClure. What's your name? My name's Rock and Bill McClure. Rock and Bill from where? Well, from Burbank, California right now. Originally from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

All right. It's one of the highest days of the year. What are you been doing this day, cool? Oh, my God. I've been hungering down in my apartment, and my AC is working overtime, and Jimmy Crack Corrin, I don't care. All right.

At K. Rock, we... I think the people that Jake approaches are kind of like other Jakes, where they're just happy to have conversation with anyone. And is Jimmy Crack Corn just an expression, or is that another person? That's another person he's going to talk to. I'm not sure what's going on there.

At K. Rock, we think it's important to keep smelling fresh during a heat wave. That's what we do a thing called pit stop. Is it okay if I sniff your pits? Absolutely. Go right ahead. Now, people are so free, willing. Jake can't figure out why everyone is, like, so happy to have him sniff their pits.

No one has any shame or dignity. Yeah, when we told Jake to do this, we really thought that it would just be rejection upon rejection. That was the funniest part about it. And everyone's like, get in here, take a sniff, bud. It doesn't matter. Men, women, he gets hardly any nose. It sucks. Oh, God.

How do you think you're smelling? I think I'm smelling pretty good. Oh, man. That does not sound like someone who smells pretty good. smell good? Well, we're going to find out. Here's the pit stop. It's only been a few hours

since I actually showered and reapplied. Yeah, reapplied. All right, here we go, here we go. Well, what, that's very good. That's very decent. It's been a successful pit stop. Mew! You've got to make the noise.

Mew! So that's the first pit. That's really aggressive. You know, Jake doesn't go far without his deputy. Luckily, he ran into his deputy. He met this woman, I believe, the first time he was ever doing pit stops. That's how he encountered Moist Joyce. That's how she got her name.

That's how she got her name. Moise Joyce. In the house. How you doing? I'm doing great. How about you? That's the sound of health. It's a good day for Joyce.

Sounds good right there. I don't know what just came out there, but it sounds like it was part of a sandwich or a fur ball or something. Doing well, you know, it's one of the hottest days of the year. Yeah, I'm having trouble not being moist. Yeah. I'm just permanently moist when it's like this. Uh-huh. Well, when it's this hot, you know what we do.

Are we going to smell some pits? And she looks forward to this as well. So usually when Jake encounters her, he then brings her along as this trusty sidekick. Yeah, you know, you have to bring somebody who looks official. Right. We've got to do a K-Rock pit stop. Okay. How do you think you're smelling right now?

Oh, right now I'm always good. I smell good all the time. Yeah? Yeah, I don't really have much body odor. Well, now, not all the time. The first time, I think, I'm not really ripe. Maybe, yeah. All right.

There's probably from a lot of drinking. I think that makes me smell more ripe, too. Today I haven't had but half a beer So my Lakers shirt is extra warm Oh great So yeah Here we go I'm getting in there

Here we go So she doesn't think she's going to smell today Because she didn't mention her Laker's shirt Is a little warm She only had half a beer You're right She says I don't really have body owner And he's like except for that time

That you had horrible body odor And he's like sure So he's giving her a sniff now E Oh see It's the Laker shirt It's the Laker shirt I don't know about all

that Jake, not good? Moist Joyce? It wasn't good, no. Lakes of liquid on that Lakers shirt. Oh, man, she has the lake to Lakers, huh? It's been hot all day. A little ripe. A little ripe. That's okay. I'm like a rape app, well, then. Yeah. Sorry.

It's just recovering. That was a bad one, huh? One of the worst. I'm sorry. Really? It was that bad? I love how she was just kind of like, well, there it is. That shirt. It just like a sweater. Oh, really? It wasn't a jersey?

It was a super thick cotton, yeah. Oh, man. Set up for success in this heat. There's been a K-Rogg pit stop. Brum-Rum, pit stop. All right, well, that's voice joyce right there. Why do we keep me into smelling the deputy? I don't know why.

She technically works for us now, right? Klein and Allie always, love your show. Thank you. Everybody listen. Listen to Kira in the morning. The Klein and Allie. It rocks. Thank you for that.

That's moist Joyce right there. He did encounter someone who he believes was his favorite armpit of the day. And this goes to a man by the name. His pit pick? This is Jake's pit pick. He goes by the name of Moog Star. I got two joints. So this guy was in the middle of smoking two joints.

Just like the song, great. And Jake went up to him and he said, put away those joints. We have important business. to get to. We must smell some pits during this heatwave. Yow. What's your name? Moog star. Moog star. M-O-G-S-T-A-R. M-O-G-S-T-A-R.

M-Sar from where? From another planet. It can't get straight answers from any of these people, which makes me think everyone's trying to perform. Like, uh, Moog stars from another planet. He talked to another guy, Ali, this guy who, uh, claims that he, um, he's in the witness protection program. Whoa.

It's hard to get. Do you these people give you real answers, Jake? Or they all try to be... I think he was high enough to believe that. Oh, really? Man, are you finding all these people at your bar? No, I went out to Tarzanah last night. Oh.

Oh, man, deeper valley. New pits. Good. Moog. Why was a moist choice all the way in Tarzana? No, no, she was in Burbank. Okay, got it. It's been one of the highest days of the year.

What are you been doing to stay cool? Stay in the laboratory, man. Once again, like, not an answer. Not a real answer. Right. But would you give Jake real answers if he approached you? You'd probably make up a name in all your answers. I wouldn't let Jake approach me.

I would move on quickly. And then we'd another spot. It's just not air condition, but it's where you smoke at, you know. But it's a cool fan there. Fans are doing nothing in this heat. It's blowing the heat around. Get out of your fan. So this guy has not been an AC.

At K-Rock, we think it's important to keep smelling fresh during a heat wave. Yeah. So we do a thing called pit stops. Pit stops. Yeah. Is it okay if I sniff your pit to see how fresh you're smelling? Hell yeah, come on. Yeah.

I mean, it's not only that they're okay with it. Get over here, you. They're excited about it. I can't believe it. Yeah, we're waiting for this all day. Yeah? Yeah, all right. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Not bad, man. Not bad. That's pretty decent. Yeah, yeah. This has been a successful K-Rock pit stop. Mew-y-y-o-y-ha-ha-ha.

Nice. You can see Moog star up on the Instagram right now at Jake Sniff and his pits. We have to take a break. Jake's doing the good work. There's a lot of people who don't have time to listen to. But he did encounter some real rank pits. So just a reminder, double up on your... Only one no.

Yeah, I know. There's like an 11 yeses and one no. People are proud. We'll take a quick break. We're back with more show after this. Ruin proposals. There's a viral one that's happening that was happening in Laguna Beach. It went very badly, very quickly.

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