Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Secondhand Cindy Checks In

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

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Cindy never calls the goat line. Never. And her life so fascinating because she's always driving cars off of cliffs and she's uh yeah i learned something new from second end city every single time i see her that when at the um siesta fiesta she told me that she used to be a phlebotomist what does that even mean that means she used to draw blood for people oh really she used to poke people with needles well that's a job title that sounds way different than what it is i thought that was some of the like dances and like uh weird clothing maybe she thought that's what it was i think she was also that sounds like such a fun like festive thing and you're jabbing people with needles all day. Yeah, sometimes

she'll say things to us like, oh, I never told you guys I was shot one time, six times, and we're like, no, how did you not tell us that? She's lived so many lives. First of all, with the ribs, I worked at Tony Romas for five years. Jesus Christ, she does live a life. Maybe that's a flammatimus. She worked at Tony Ramos

for five years? I worked at Tony Romas for five years. I've got I make the best ribs ever. There's a secret to it. Low and slushed by smoked. They're cooked over her smoking cigarettes. That's how they're smoked. She's, she's, it's, puts a rack, her living room.

It just smokes cartons and all the sudden, that's a real low, slow. It's fall off the bone just like her. And I'll say about it one day. Also, I wanted to, um, let you guys know that I had so much fun at the party. I had a great time there. Oh, and I also wanted to let you know. You know, she's, uh, listen, this second hand, Cindy, she's all over the place, but, uh, we got to pin her down.

I think, how much do you think she would charge us to buy the rights to her life? Like if we said, all kids. Getting aside, what's the number? We get to hear all your stories, we get to turn it into something. We don't know what it'll be just yet. Could be a podcast, maybe a movie, a TV show sort of situation. You think she would sell us her life for like 100 bucks? Two buzz balls?

A couple of buzz balls? Yeah, and a packing cigarettes. What do you think the negotiations would be? But we would own the stories. I think it would have to be 12 buzz balls and a carton of cigarettes. You think we could buy her whole life stories for 12 buzz balls and a carton of cigarettes? I don't think we should. I don't want to shortchange, Cindy.

I would want to offer her something fair. and then I think we should turn her life into a book, which eventually will be a Netflix series. Yeah, you start with a book so that you can then do a Netflix series. Not doing the book. Yeah, the book seems like a real skipper. For sure. Then there's people.

If we do the book, we have to make sure all the pages are made out of rolling papers. Yeah, we have to do that for sure. Wouldn't you want her to do an audiobook of her life? I would listen to her. Look how soothing this is. This really is like a sleep story almost. Yeah. great about myself and life and moving forward and that is the best medicine i could get thank you guys

so much for being you secondhand Cindy out wow second hand Cindy out that was still so cryptic even though she didn't say anything specific listen let's uh Vanessa get her on the phone later and then I made out with my brother chapter four find out uh I do want to to negotiate buying the rights to her life because let's be honest she's she says she's healthy but we've all seen well and you know what i think i'm getting a little sick of just celebrities writing memoirs because i am a celebrity yes i booked this role in this role my life's great and i have millions of dollars what about people that just had fascinating lives there aren't really memoirs like that out anymore celebrity on the planet that's life could go toe to toe with second hand cindy you find me a celebrity

was driven off a cliff multiple times tongue kissed their brother uh used to work at tony romos she got hit by a semi oh Oh my God. I think twice. They get backed over her too. She did time in federal prison for counterfeit checks. She was counterfeiting. She was like you catch me if you can. That whole movie was one part of her life. Yeah. Doesn't she have like

15 DUIs? Oh, more than that. More, more. More. She has a record. She can't drive in certain states ever again. No, she came to our event on a lime scooter. It's the best. It was the best. It's the best. She kept blowing into the handle of at the startup. We say you don't have to. So anyway, that's

secondhand Cindy. We've got to buy her. We're going to let's get a serious offer and buy her rights. We'll take a quick break. We're back in a moment with Allie. Five questions about the news. If you can do better than Allie, call now, play next on K Rock.