Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Secondhand Cindy Offers to Shotgun a Cigarette

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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and how it's shifted quite a bit and there are certain nuances and variables. A video went up on our Instagram yesterday that has a ton of people commenting saying that we are either completely wrong, they don't agree. There's a guy who's got a very similar question, but a topic that we did not cover yesterday and he needs us to give it an answer because apparently his relationship is hanging on by a thread based on how he answered this question, which is waiting for us on the GOAT line. Before we can do that, though, we have a very special guest joining us right now on the hotline.

No. It's second, second, second, second, second-hand Cindy. My queen. Second-hand Cindy, good morning. Good morning. How are you guys? We're doing great.

A couple of questions. First of all, are you already drinking this morning? I am. And what is your drink of choice this morning? Well, I thought I'd start out easy, just having a white Russian. Oh, nice. That's kind of like coffee. I mean, it counts.

I don't think I've had a white Russian since I was 19. That's an acceptable breakfast drink, I believe, because it's very sweet. It's so thick. It's like cereal almost. Second, Cindy, I hope that we see you at our endless summer kegger. The reason we're calling those specifically is because Jake, I know this is going to be shocking for you as someone who is a carton-a-day smoker and has been for a long time, but Jake the Nerd, who I know you know well because he drove you home from our last hangout in that 7-Eleven parking lot. It's all true. We're not making this up.

Everything I'm saying is true here. Real rager. Where you were stepping on your chicken wing before you picked it up and ate it. I'm going to pass out of my car. Jake said that he has never smoked a cigarette in his entire life. What do you think about that? that's amazing he didn't even like try one as a kid never and he was like a d1 uh track not star but a track participant or something so as a result i think that once he got involved in the

running he kind of you know smoking and running don't necessarily go hand in hand the question we have is and he had offered this up he said the only way he would ever try a cigarette because he's made it this long in his life without ever smoking is that if he were to shotgun one of your cigarettes out of your mouth that's not what i said i would say i had to try one of hers shotgun out of her mouth are you down for either of these cindy or both i'm down for both all right great love it so i haven't done that in a while yeah well cindy i know that you uh you shotgun many cigarettes probably with your brother but also you are willing to to give up a cigarette for jake i know it's tough ass because cigarettes are more expensive than ever

oh absolutely i will give jake whatever he needs yeah he needs his medicine all right so the answer is how do you shotgun a cigarette she would take a nice long drag you know i've seen her take down an entire cigarette with one drag it's incredible to watch uh she can do that she's got the power she's secondhand cindy let's not forget and she would do that she would take an entire cigarettes what's your brand currently cindy well right now i'm smoking Palmo Light 100. So for someone that's never smoked, it's very

light for them. Yeah, it's like air. It's like the Bud Light of cigarettes? Yeah, basically. It's like a tall boy. Right. That would be a good way. It's a good gateway one to get you into smoking, Jake. But it's basically, and smoking's back. It's very trendy again now. If any kids are listening, you should probably start smoking. So she'll

take this hit. She'll suck down the cigarette and then she'll blow it into your mouth, Jake. Oh, okay Like, lips to lips? I think so No, you don't have to do lips to lips You can just get close to lips

Cindy, you decide It's really, it's your body, your choice Well, what I'll do is I'll light it up and let it go down At least halfway And then I put the cigarette in my mouth With the lit part first And then I'll put my lips around it

And then I can blow it into him Whoa, I've seen that trick before. It's badass. So you get halfway through the cigarette, and then you put the lit side inside of your mouth, and you can blow the smoke out of your mouth? Right. Into Jake.

Great. I can't wait. I'm all for it. It is an endless summer. So this is going to be at the Kegger. So you can get out to, you'll have no problem getting there. I know you can't drive because of all the DUIs and stuff, but you can get to our event, you think?

Oh, absolutely. And I can drive, even though I have all those. But, yes, I'm going with Doug. That's amazing. You're still on the road after all these years. You know, it's a 26-strike-you're-out policy here. We get it. You get a second chance.

All right, second chance Cindy, we call you. Yeah. All right, listen. These are all party tricks you would see at a kegger. Of course. I mean, the Bud Light Bros can shotgun a beer. She can do smoke rings, all these smoking tricks. It's going to be great.

We can't wait to see you. Secondhand Cindy and Jake's going to have his first cigarette courtesy of you, So that's going to be fun for him as well. Oh, I'm so excited. Can't wait to see you guys. We love you. Thank you. Thank you.

There she is. The great secondhand Cindy. You enjoy the rest of that white Russian. I know we're supposed to take a break now, but I did promise we'd answer this man's question. And his relationship hangs in the balance and is exactly 20 seconds long. So, Ali, here's the question. Is it considered cheating if you don't want to give phone access to your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever you have? uh you know the uh lock unlock phone passcode uh i'm just wondering not that i'm cheating or

anything but there are conversations with the boys that we that we have that wife slash girlfriend should not be seen not because it's cheating or anything but because of the stupid conversation anyhow that's my question is it cheating thanks guys sweet dears love you guys it was one of the things that we didn't quite get into yesterday when we talked about it, but the idea that if you do not give your significant other full access to your phone, then that is somewhere in the realm

of cheating. And this guy's making a very good point. I have some of the dumbest conversations you could possibly imagine with guy friends. And even just stuff I look at online is so stupid. And I don't necessarily need her to judge me based on that, even though it has nothing to do with being unfaithful. So are you saying you don't give your wife access to you? No, she has access.

So she can look on your phone all she wants. She's going to respect me less afterwards yeah i'm gonna find anything suspicious here's the thing if you say look at my phone i don't care you have all the access you want that will put the person at ease knowing that if they want to they can go through your phone now they probably won't because you're allowing them full access if you start cutting it off and saying no you can't have my passcode why what do you you know what are you hiding that's what they're going to start thinking and then it's going to make them want to go through your phone so i say give the access yeah well you got to give

the you got to at least give the illusion of access yeah exactly even if you have things to hide or you feel like you're going to be judged for certain things if you're denying access that's going to put up a red flag but you went through your wife's phone recently and you found her talking trash about you with a friend yeah we were in a fight and she was talking about the fight to our close friend and talking crap about me. Do you wish you had not seen that? Like, going back now, do you wish you had not grabbed the phone and gone through it? No, because it was great

when I whipped it out during our fight. I was like, that's not what you said to so-and-so, and she was like, uh, and that was the best. I was like, you got got! You gotta load up on all the arsenal. You gotta keep growing your arsenal. Check once a month, write some things down, so that you

have it in a fight. I don't think this was probably good advice for you, sir, at all, but you can take it. It's free. We'll be right back with your news, and then A brand new hour of the show and access to the endless summer kegger and more after this.