Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - SHOVERTIM 6-24!!!

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

In today's bonus pod we cus our asses off

All right, check, check, check, check. Here we go, show over time. Episode number, Who Actually Cares? Ba-ba-da, it's just Klein right now. Just us, hanging out. Ah, that's the good old days. Ah, before that whole equality and gotta hire Allie and Handicap Jake.

Just me and you hanging out together. But no, Allie will be down here in a moment. She was here a moment ago, but then she said she was cold because she's all pregnant and hormonal. So she ran down back to the office to get some sort of a blanket and her sweater. Also, she claims that this building, and I'm going to make a bet with you right now. When she comes in here, I'm going to ask her why she's so cold.

And she's going to probably say this fucking building is fucking freezing because men operate the thermostat. In the summer, they don't know how to fucking only run the AC low. So it's goddamn freezing. That's my impression of Allie. let's see how spot on that is in a moment when she walks down here wrapped in her blanket uh for the uh show over time oh here she is hold on hey what's up i got started i got started because i know we're very busy what's that you got you got a hoodie what's that yeah it's freezing in here i gotta get something otherwise i can't concentrate is that an issue with uh the building

or no i did well this this room is freezing but also you know what happened last time i was pregnant and it's starting to happen this time is if i get cold my nipples hurt so fucking bad it's like searing pain i remember having to leave a trader joe's because we were at the freezer section and my nipples started hurting so bad i had to abandon the shopping cart abandon everything and leave how long do you think you could do in the freezer section right now like in a walk-in they're not at that point yet but they probably will be by a couple weeks from now it's starting where as soon as i get cold like i feel it just feels pain you can't wear those um like earmuffs on your nipples what what are the earmuffs on your nipples well i don't think they

exist yet but they could but you could buy you ever wear those uh things that don't exist no i haven't i came in at a good time hi johnny nipples earmuffs johnny i don't know if you heard the news but you've been recast in the video we're about to go shoot thank god what video what happened to What video? Yeah, the burglar video, right? The video we're going to shoot today. Yeah, we're going after the Showvertime episode to a residential neighborhood somewhere, but in order for Jake to show up, it has to be Burbank.

So we're going somewhere. It could be anywhere in Southern California, but between you and me, it's Burbank. I think it's like three blocks from his bar. Yeah, yeah, Jake. The house is actually two blocks away from my new place, too. Oh, really? It's so close. Oh, wait, you're in Burbank?

I'm in like, well, it's like Toluca Lake, Burbank. Cool. Damn, why am I saying that right now? Wow, Johnny. I shouldn't have said that. Johnny's out on himself, dog. Sorry. To look alike is fancy.

Johnny doesn't want that to get out there because he's afraid Jake will hear and want to hang out with him. Hey, Johnny, let me get a ride. Can I get you a pee? Oh, no. Yeah, that's not good. You don't want to live in that vicinity. No.

I made sure I live far away from Jake. There was a long conversation yesterday after the show about this concept of sending Jake to the Buc-ee's in Arizona, and then somehow it became me going to the Buc-ee's in Arizona, and then there was a conversation about maybe Jake and I driving together to the Buc-ee's in Arizona. Yeah. and I don't think anyone wants any of this. I had a great time, though.

I'm not going to lie. I'd tag along for that. Six hours. Dude, when I go to Big Bear with him, that's like a two-hour tops, and that drive feels forever. And it's not because it's the drive. It's because of Jake.

Of his rambling. I've done that drive by myself, and it's a great... I actually love that drive by myself. That drive with Jake feels long. Oh, he takes his shoes off, too. Fuck. That pissed me the fuck off.

Last time we all drove up to Big Bear, this motherfucker's sitting in the front seat, takes his shoes off, and Klein's blowing the AC in the car. Yeah, he puts his feet right on the vent. On the dash? Yeah, because he goes... He's a dash foot guy?

He goes, my hooves are hot or something like that. So he put his feet to catch the... To air the dogs out. Yeah, got to air these dogs out. And it just took the smell, blew right in the hot box of the whole car with Jake's foot smell. I was dead asleep, knocked out, driving back.

And all of a sudden I get awoken up from the smell and I'm like, what the fuck? Who the fuck? What the fuck? Who farted? and I just saw Jake's feet out and he's like relax it's fine

and I was like dude relax it's fine I'm not fucking driving with him no more so you wanna know Jake's natural foot natural foot

Vanessa's out of the room now hi Vanessa Vanessa that must have been a short meeting you were in you said you were gonna have this long meeting you couldn't make it for show time

no I knew it was gonna be short because Uncle Scott's out he's in vacation he's like in Greece or something he's living the life that guy knows how to live dude I think he's always on vacation with that one couple too

and I think they all fuck each other Whoa. He was wearing pineapple swim shorts for the last Vegas pool party? He was wearing pineapple stuff every day. Yeah, and he looks like he like. Yeah, and then I saw like an old picture of Scott where he was like freshly married and he looked like a stallion. You think Uncle Scott is Swinger Scott?

I think that they get down. Wow. I did not even think about that. And this is how you spread rumor. Yeah, well, you heard it from Vanessa. Instructional. Unless he comes out and says, hey, I actually am a swinger. Maybe.

judge me, I'll be like, hey, AMA with a swinger. Great. Get him on. Maybe I think Friday we have lie detector guy coming in for a lesbianist. He's not going to be back. Damn, too bad. He would probably hop on the lie detector seat with us. Dude, Scott's been here for like 30 years too. He knows all the secrets.

I think that's why they can't get rid of him. That was like in the briefcase of cocaine days. Oh yeah, he saw it all. He saw it all. He'll take this place down. Would you guys do bloke if an artist came by and they're like, hey, popular DJ, play my record a little bit. and it's like 30 grams of coke or some shit like that?

Well, for us, I don't think we really have stakes with playing songs. If somebody said, play our song, we'd be like, okay, I don't really have... If your song sucks enough, Miles will play it. Yeah, but if it was somebody famous that was like, hey, everyone's doing cocaine with Dave Grohl or something, and you have that story.

In this scenario, am I pregnant or not pregnant? You're not pregnant. Wrong, you're very pregnant. Oh, shit. And Dave Grohl wants that story. I just did coke with this pregnant woman. What if he wants to do a line off your belly? You'd let him do it?

Yeah, that I would let him do. Would you let a listener drink your breast milk again this time like last time, or was that too much? Do I have a choice? Of course, your body, your choice, your milk. I don't think it was my choice last time. I think we just added breast milk to the wheel of shots. As now you know, I'm just trying to get as big as possible I am in a need to get your colostrum. Yeah, you are going to probably reach breast milk territory.

Yeah, I'll make Patrick and Ellie's breast milk. Because eventually the creatine's not going to work, and you're going to need breast milk. You're going to be buying breast milk on eBay soon. So I might as well buy yours, or I've got to buy it anyway. Right? No. Vanessa, anything come up in that meeting we need to know about? Or do we have to have a separate meeting after the meeting?

This place loves meetings, so it's like Vanessa goes to a meeting, and then there's a meeting after. Sometimes there's a meeting before the meeting, where she'll say, what should I bring up in the meeting? And then sometimes Vanessa does what she's about to do, which is brief us on the meeting, and then K-Dub comes in after that to also brief us on the meeting. He scoops Vanessa. Yeah, he tries to get there before her and tell us everything.

And then she comes in and goes, all right, you guys ready for the meeting? And we go, we already know about this band and this thing. And she's like, how do you know? Like, K-Dub came in here. He came in and scooped your meeting. And she goes, oh, why do I even go to the meeting? I go, I don't know. So anyway, anything important in the meeting?

No, but I did bring up Jake, like taking Jake abroad. And they're going to put Efren to it. Whoa, they are? Yeah. They're going to bring Jake to the Netherlands? Where's that place he's going to? Colostrum. Colostrum.

I literally said I was like, somewhere in the Netherlands starts with an H, I think. It does start, actually it starts with an S dash, and then it has the name. It's so, I forget the name now. And that was all brought to you, what was that? Hauwostenberg or something. That was the random world roulette generator. Earth roulette, yeah. Earth roulette, you want to plan a trip, you don't want to start thinking about where to go,

just earth roulette it, it'll give you a location, give you a destination. Some people actually started using it when we were talking about it on the text line. They said that they put in a random location generator, and it gave them West Hollywood. really that's a solid spot so convenient yeah dude they have

Prince Street Pizza over there I go there all the time yeah that's all yeah they got Johnny's two favorite things

there Prince Street Pizza and dick don't say it there you go and again with the fucking gay shit he loves the gay shit

sorry let me rephrase that pepperoni and pepperoni yeah pepperoni nipples and pepperoni pizza they have Johnny's favorite thing there dick

and cum that's what you're getting bored with the dick jokes what is the narrative about you you like the least you're dumb or that you're gay or that um or that you blew guys to get this job that i didn't mind so much because i was like pretty outlandish the gay i understand because like a lot of people in my generation are gay looking dudes even straight dudes it's like in to look kind of fruity the clothing and shit yeah it's

like in yeah i got it yeah right um you got gay face too kind of i mean i think that's a compliment though because it's like they say it's gay face it's like guys girls like it's like okay right to be gay to be a nerd used to be an insult look at that nerd and now all these nerds are billionaires and they finally you know they maybe have a hot chick in high school but now they've got some hot wife hot ex-wife etc because they you know they just wanted their money and to have gay face or to be gay looking that means you're probably in great shape probably have great skin yeah probably look young no one ever no one ever saw some fat guy that's got four chins and that guy looks gay as shit well and think about what women straight women like they love gay guys

and they wish that all that right vanessa i love gay guys right so if a straight guy wants to get girls he should look like a gay guy although the difference is that i think that the reason that women love gay guys is because they know that they're like not threatening they don't have that threat factor so they don't think like they like oh this is fun to look at and i don't have to worry that i have to be a certain way i have to be raped later exactly well said well said that's the reality though sadly it is the sad reality but also i think then also women feel like i don't i'm not going to be judged yes you are going to be judged by gay guys they're the most judge yeah they will judge you if they judge you it's like all right we're playing

that game all right i must pay that back to you buddy right like every gay guy that's always come up to me and hit on me they always lead with the same line they're always like you're a bottom right they always ask so like what are you doing later so what are you doing later what are the plans later and i was like who the fuck am i supposed to respond to that going home right going homo going homo yeah i mean that's probably it's funny because guys focus so much on what the right pickup line is for a woman but to another guy it's just what are you doing later let's fuck yeah let's fuck it's so easy that's why i got they hook up all the time because everyone just it's easy dude when i used to go to the bars my easy hack and i shouldn't even be spitting this

out publicly but like easy hack if you want to go get girls at a bar go and wear like a band shirt and just watch them flock and come up just watch them come up you wear a band shirt it's a conversation starter to come up yeah oh my god i love strokes or like jake wears a band shirt every day and i have a feeling he's never been approached i'm not gonna talk to that tool guy yeah i'm not gonna talk to hum or whatever the fuck he's listening to hey is that a warm uncle shirt oh man what are you doing i'm going to avoid that conversation starter who the fuck is that band but if you were the kind of like there's conversation uh can you leave this bar you're killing the vibe end of conversation

there's dudes like that at the bar sometimes like jake age dudes that come and they're just standing there and it's a bunch of like young college kids hanging around and it's always that one or two like fucking old guy that's just standing there yeah i'm like bro you were scaring the hoes yeah i know wait what are you doing here dude it's like the guy that never danced with anybody and sit at the sixth grade dance and just stood in the background by a chair and now he's the same yeah he's the same

but adult scenario too late man just standing awkwardly I feel bad because Jake's not here to defend himself but also I feel great

that Jake's not here because it means that this room smells nice it does smell nice but Jake is a sweet man Jake is a he is a sweet kind hearted guy

he is we've talked shit about him for about 90% of this podcast episode but he's a sweet man were you guys talking shit about him before I came to no I think it started

when you sat down oh yeah but no actually I think we did We did take a few jabs off. I think we did. A few jabs. I can't remember.

It's hard to keep track anyway. So we've got, we're going to leave here to do this video, which hopefully we'll be able to release when? This week, we think? Well, it depends on how fast it can be edited. It's not my department. We're waiting for that. At the same time, we've been waiting for Johnny to get the Retired Porn Star hat video up.

Oh my God, I forgot about that. Or the donut video that took forever to get up. Donut video is done and posted. Or the Celebrity Trash Museum video. I wasn't on the Celebrity Trash Museum. That was another train wreck. We have to redo that. Well, it was just not filmed.

The effects were not working. It's funny that when people would actually realize that we have some sort of standards and a lot of the stuff that we spend a lot of time working on, we end up just not even doing anything with because we go, this really sucks. When we actually do things on the air and they suck, in our mind at some point we thought they wouldn't suck. We've tried to make a lot of efforts to make sure that they would not suck. and then when they do it so frustrating other times we're like this is gonna suck let's just

kill it right now yeah i know we've ever done it's crazy because you know there's so much effort that gets put into some stuff and then as it's happening on the air i'm like oh my god this sucks this sucks what happened yeah that's what i've learned like it sometimes it just sneaks up on you and you're like oh fuck this isn't good that's a bummer anything how do we get there i've learned that in the past like four years of working i'm like anything we really put a lot of effort and time into always like yields the

worst results not everything do you remember the eggs do you remember the eggs eggs that no one's

going to see that contest no but remember the egg contest the end contest we had them smash the eggs on their head

the best content we ever created that was great and that did take a lot of effort and it was worth it and then it was scrapped

and then we had to delete it like the tipping video remember that we had to like do that that took a lot of effort

that was buns That was a lot of effort, but... Yeah, but I think it was nice that we did that. Yeah, gave away thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars. $73,000 worth of tips. That's what we gave out total? Yeah, and we got like 63,000 views only. Man, no wonder none of us have gotten raises.

That was all of our budget for the last... What a crock of shit. We all went to that nice server at Yard House. Thank you, sir. And some of them were like, wow, thanks. That was the funniest. Yeah, they didn't give a shit. I was like, what is wrong?

wrong we had this idea every yeah because it was like if you tip someone a lot of money that it always went viral and we were trying to get some attention for the show because we were a brand new show so we go let's just start giving these tips for 1067 a couple of funny fucked up things happened during that one is that i had a hard time remembering what we were giving and a few times i would leave a tip for 1607 and that threw off the entire budget they had for this put together because it was 600 more dollars per person we were supposed to do. Oh, 600, oh, I see, right.

Because I was putting, I couldn't figure out my stupid- Didn't you do a 10,000 one time? I think, yes. And then you, I think we corrected it. And then the person got really excited and then I was like, that is a total- Hold on, too many zeros, whoa, whoa.

I really fucked that up. Yeah, that was- But, and it was cool because we got to watch a lot of people get excited about it. But then also- We got free lunch every time we went. Yeah, they were like forcing ourselves to go to,

I remember when we went to Salsa and Beer, I love that place Oh yeah that was a memory I love that place Yeah They're opening one by my house I'm so fucking excited We don't have any good

Mexican food out by me I got into a fight Two nights ago And I just decided I needed to go for a drive So I got in my car And drove And just

With no plan Of driving anywhere And I was just driving down Like I want to say Oxnard Or some random street In the valley And all of a sudden

I see a salsa and beer Not the one we went to Just a different location Yeah there's a lot of them And I was like oh my god this sign is a sign what a great name that i need to go into salsa and beer and did you and i went into salsa and beer solo and had exactly what they recommended on the sign and was it salsa and beer there you go and it was great and i and i and i and i remember thinking to myself

like after the whole thing happened i was like i went home and i was like i wonder if i imagined that whole thing or if that really happened because i had no you know when you go somewhere with a plan is one thing but we talk about this all the time you're not having fun because fun sometimes has to be spontaneous yeah and i was just driving just thinking i was gonna drive around and all of a sudden like whoa there's a salt and beer and i remembered that we went to that one i was it was so good i know it was so memorable there was like a i want to say there was a football game on then too maybe i think that was a yeah it must have been because it was 2022 was it world cup yeah it was world cup oh yeah yeah i think it was like i think it was

world cup and i want to say it was like usa or something we were there for like a great game too. It was a good day. It was like 11 or 12 o'clock in the afternoon and we went. That's right. I forgot that. And the beans were great. Yeah. Beans and chips we just fucking devoured. Oh my god, stop. I know. So good. Oh, you missed it. Guys, should we not do the video and just go eat?

Let's go eat. Salsa and beer, dude. Hey, I'm down for that. But I think the and is pronounced E. Salsa y beer. Y cerveza. Y cerveza? Because salsa y beer? That's weird. I think they call salsa y beer. Look it up. Is it salsa y beer?

I think it's Salsa e-beer. Hey Siri, where's the name of Salsa e-beer? Yeah. I don't know if it's and beer. Yeah, it's Salsa and beer. It's the hat sign. Yeah, Salsa and beer. You went to the one on Sherman Way in North Hollywood?

I don't even know where I was. Salsa and beer, they'll take care of you, man. That shit will raise your spirits. Yeah, I know, it's good stuff. Speaking of spontaneous fun, we were talking about how we should send Vanessa to Miami for the World Cup, and she's already created a list of demands

and also said that she doesn't like to do spontaneous things. She likes to plan ahead. If we found out on Friday afternoon. If it's a big thing, I need a little bit more prep. But for the most part, night out, I'm spontaneous and I have the best time. But this is a trip. No, it would be like a 24-hour turnaround. You go there, you go to the game, you come back.

I know that's not fun for you. You seem stressed about it. I would like to go, but I want to experience that with a friend. You know what I'm annoyed about is that Vanessa had this great opportunity to go on this TV show that's on Fox. I would have loved it. You guys want to be famous, not me. Not about famous, but she could have been the representation of the fans of Columbia, and she would have been on this Fox show, and it would have been funny.

She could have told James Corden, this big fat face, what a loser we think he is. Loser. She said she didn't want to because she wanted to watch the game with her friends and family. And every time she lets us know, she's like, I went to a bar by myself. Just yesterday. The other day I went with friends. So where's your family? Jake's here.

Family. Jake's out here. Hit that shit. Hit that shit. Guys, let go. We do? Aww. All right, Jake, say your line.

All right, well, we better be going. Wee. We do have to go now.