Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - SHOVERTIME 10-14!

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

In today's bonus pod we go over pee flaps and last texts

All right, testing, testing, one, two. Here we go. Look at that. Back together again. It's Klein Alley Showertime. First time we've done one of these in a while, like the classic traditional way. Last time we had the secondhand Cindy, and then we did the big hang with everyone at Descanso. So it's been a while since we've had a nice proper shovertime hang just down the halls here at K.

You got Klein in here with you now. Johnny has just arrived. RIP to the thicker kicker, man. All right. RIP, RIP, thicker, kicker. He kicked just long enough to get fat-shamed, and then he's gone. And now entering the studio, we got Allie. Yay, Allie.

Hello. Let the fat-shaming continue. Hey, let's go back. That'd be a great costume for you for Halloween. That would be a good costume for me. I should be. I should fucking do that. Oh, my God, that'd be so funny.

That's what I'm doing. And by the way, like, in two weeks, whenever everyone forgets about that guy, you're like, remember that Ram's... I'm Mavis. Remember that Fat Rams kicker that everyone made fun of for a week? week and then he got traded? I would have to, I think, put on the back of the jersey thicker kicker. But maybe people don't know that either. I bet you that jersey, especially because he just got kicked off the team, is probably a... $4.5. A deep discounted. It was probably

deep discounted to begin with. I don't even think it was sold at the games. It'd be funny if it's only sold in like really, really small sizes like his... I have to wear one that's too small where my belly is out. You honestly could win Halloween. I hate to give you any sort of confidence boost here, and I know it still involves us making fun of you, but the idea of you winning Halloween because you're dressed like the Rams Fat Kicker with your pregnant stomach hanging out is the fucking funniest thing in the world. It'll be funny for every guy. Every girl will be like, cute.

Who are you? Tell them you're a sexy football player. They'll be like, you are? It looks like I can get one for $19.60. Inauthentic, huh? That's pretty good for an NFL jersey. No, there's one at the NFL shop for $150. Not bad.

$150. For a Nevis jersey We're gonna have Alley dresses The Thicker Kicker for Halloween Great costume, right? Yeah, Jake. Even Jake, even Grumpy old Jake Put a little smile out there.

Yeah, too. Is he coming down from the bubble gum? Oh, dude, never. He's asked me like 15 times today. I don't know if you've noticed this, but your mouth is now permanently in stroke position now because... I love it.

You're gonna get jaw problems. I feel great. I'm gonna start snorting that shit. It'll be good. Then you can't talk so much. Oh. That'd be great. More gum for Jake. You guys buy it for me. I'll chew it.

Let's just get Jake in a bunch of hobbies that all require his jaw being wired shut. Do I get a large or a medium? Get a sh medium. I think you've got to go the smallest size because that'll be the funniest. Like you have to... It's medium, not numbers? Yeah. Yeah, get a medium.

Let's look at a... That's so funny that you'll be the only person on the planet that is currently buying a Mavis... Ram's Mavis jersey the day after the guy got traded. Miss two kicks. Maybe the people who run this website are like, oh. This has got to be an error. They're going to probably

think they're getting hacked right now. There's no way. This is a real order. That must be his mom. You know when they ring those bells at the grocery store you decide to donate a dollar? It's probably like on the website. They're like the NFL website.

Someone finally bought a Mavis jersey. If it rings a bell. Every time a bell rings, Mavis eats another dozen wings, is what they say. So a medium of it would be like a 40. I don't know those numbers.

40 is like your chest Like a crust Well how dare you talk about Allie's chest like that Sorry Ali So probably a medium I would think Speaking of chess

When the girl saw you downstairs Changing in the locker room Can you feel her staring at your body? Well I wasn't looking Because I was so focused On getting my clothes on Did you turn around? Did you at least turn around

And give her the rear burger The rear burger? Oh her butt? Show her butt? Well kind of the area Well then I was also taking my I was taking my pants off and everything and I was bending over to put on the underwear.

I was like, great, she can't see anything. And then I realized there's a giant floor-length mirror behind her behind her behind. And I'm like, she could see my whole butthole and vagina, I'm sure. And that's one of those mirrors where there's a room of people behind the mirror, too, watching in. So they do that in this building. You hear people behind them? Like an interrogation room? Oh, yeah.

Oh, man. Toasty the wall. Where's that coming from? All these people putting pens in their eyeballs? No, I was turned to the side. But then she was talking to me about being pregnant and stuff, like, oh, I can't imagine what it would be like and what is it like. And she was asking all these questions about it. So I'm like, maybe she was just waiting to see like, what does her stomach actually going to look like?

Maybe she thought a hand was going to, like, pop out of your pus and wave at her or something. Hey, what's up? It's coming soon. That's crazy. You know, I haven't even seen that girl here at the office yet today. Usually she comes in. I told you, she's taking a mental health day today. She might have gone.

She's recovering. That could have been it. She's taking some time. That was her numb. She could have left. And she was in, like, walking into the bathroom and the door was open as if she was walking in there and she just held the door open and was talking to me. Well, maybe she thought if she left too quickly, you would have thought that she's leaving because of me. She's disgusted and she's running off so she felt obligated to stay.

You did such a big star now. You know it's crazy. Why didn't she just take your clothes with you when you go pee? You could have just taken your clothes with you. Allie thought if she changed in the stall, it's the same reason people like swim with a t-shirt. You're like, what are they hiding? It's like. Yeah, it's strange to be.

I think it's strange in front of other women to be like, I don't want you to see me. I need to retreat to a bathroom. You don't do the thing where you wear the towel. You can put the towel around you. They have a towel. They have a towel pre-workout. Yeah, that's a good point.

Why would I just get a towel? Yeah. And plus those towels aren't big enough to cover. Look, when the one time I went to the other gym with Johnny, the fancy gym, and Johnny went in the steam room. He wore his boxers in there. And it was really fucking weird. Not because I was naked.

I had a towel wrapped around my waist. like a normal person, but Johnny was just sitting there in his boxer shorts. And I wasn't going to ask client like, hey, you got anything on under that towel? Because that's a little... No, why would I have anything on under the towel? I've never been in a sauna before. But for some reason, a towel it looks a lot more normal.

Also, you can take it off and be dry. If you're just going to wear it boxers, you get out there and your boxes are wet. I didn't understand Johnny's playing at all. It was really strange. I was more afraid because I was like, bro, I don't want anybody to ditty me in there. Let me just like keep my clothes on. Like in an area too, like in my other, the gym that I actually go to the YMCA, there was, don't name drop.

I was, it's a good Y. It's a good Y. Okay, they just reeded the floors. But I was in there. This was months ago. But I was in there and I was full naked getting dressed and one of the, my kids, my kids' friends' parents walked by. Oh, that's another one. And I was like, what the fuck?

And I'm like, don't look. I didn't want to make eye contact or acknowledge that like we're in the same locker room. And she was there like walking with the kids. And I was like, well, this is fucking weird. Why are there locker rooms anymore? I also saw, this is why I don't go either, but it was exactly the same thing. My daughter's friend's dad. And he was like a real gym guy too.

And I think he was one of those guys that liked walking around with his dong out. Like, like, certain dominance. Yeah, like I think it was one of those. Dongonance. This is my dongence. Boo! So, Kent boo in the showtime podcast. We save the bad jokes for the podcast.

We save all the bad ones here. It's a great episode. All right, next time my stand-up. But anyway, the next show for time is just going to be all of Jake's stand-up. It'll be like that sleep story one we did. We've experimented with a lot of things during this. Oh, yeah, a sleep story. The sleep story, Jake won, which people either really hated or some people said they got the best sleep of their life during that

when Jake was just talking about Magic the Gathering. Did you put those trading cards on my desk chair today? Was that you? No, I don't know what those, where those came from? I don't even know what those are. John, was that you? No, that wasn't mean. I don't do trading cards.

It wasn't like a sports cards. It was like weird anime. should I assume that was a flyer for some band and I think they left it on your desk or something I was that's what it was like that's what it was like who you climbed that I like how we none of us read it we just love cards like okay I assumed it was Jake and I just threw it on the floor it was on the floor it's a long song not even in the trash no I just go look get this out of here Jake's trying to get me to get into one of his hobbies hey can I ask you guys a question when you have boxers on and it has that little slit for your penis do you use that when you

No. Fuck yeah. No. Fuck yeah, dude. Slit? Never. Never used to slit. Katie just got Wesley some ones that have a slit.

She was like, it's time for him to have a slit. And I was like, I don't think guys use that. That way you don't have to undo your pants all the way or undo your belt. No, that's weird. You have a belt. So you unzip your fly and take it out of the flap? Yeah, and it goes through both. I feel like most guys probably just undo their pants because there's more space.

Yeah, you're supposed to. I, to be honest. No, you're not supposed to. I think I'm going to do. I'm going to do. Why would you just move your shirt for? Why would you just move your shlong through the hole? Like, just aim it through there.

Johnny's right, though. I think that I actually do a weird move, Alley, where I will go. Pants down. To the ground. If I'm wearing button fly, I hate button fly as you can't. Button fly, you go over the top, over the fence. Oh, really? I think if I'm wearing zipper fly like now, what I will actually do, and this is going to sound really weird, I'm maybe the only person that does this, I don't go penis through the slit, and I don't go penis over the drawstring.

I go penis through the leghole. What? What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, the boxers, not your pants. Oh, I was like, oh my God. Like, Jesus Christ. Wait, that's talking about it. I'm trying to think I just peed before we did this.

So I unzipped regular and then I pull, I pull penis out of the leg hole, the leg. You have enough space, like it pulls all the way up like that. That's so much harder. Why your boxers that's that small? They're not that small. But like the distance from my like shlong to like the end of my bosom. The slit hole sometimes is confusing. It's layered.

There's like, there's like, um. You're not supposed to use that. Yeah, I don't use it. Well, you go over the, you go over the waistband. I go over everything. Like just pull all down and you're like a child. You're not supposed to use it. What else is it fucking for?

You only use it when you fuck sometimes and you're like not, like. Oh, really? You fuck through that? You don't take your boxes off to fuck. I didn't know. Like a Hasidic Jew through a sheet. Well, quick, they put on my calvins. That's what I thought it was for.

And then afterwards I was like, no, this isn't feel right. Well, I do think there is interesting. Johnny's right. But that is an easy access thing. I think that the slit is there as like a, if you're not fully ready to commit to like sex, you're like, let's just. You are fucking high. First you start with like the over the underwear, but it's kind of like you're fucking. And then there's a like it sneaks out the like a little puppet show.

And then it's almost still like, well, we're not really fucking because there's fabric here. But this is an easy way to go to the next step without I'm taking my pants off. I think there's a lot. I think. Is that really what you're thinking right now? Is this a real thing? Yeah. Because this is the fucking dumbest idea.

I'm on Johnny's side. If you wear a belt. Amen, brother. If you have a belt on, the slit in the fly is specifically for that. So you don't have to undo your belt in your pants. You can just pee through your fly in your flap. Do you use it for sex too? No.

I'm a fucking real man. Jake uses nothing for sex. I'm not even sex. No, you've got to go over and like, the only reason. Over under, yeah. I'm trying to, I'm trying to make over, shut down. They can even conceptualize that. Down and then up.

Stick their dick through the fucking hole in the front. You're not supposed to do that. Well, my kid will take off everything and put it all the way down to the floor. Yeah, yeah, that's a move. He'll push his whole body up to it and then he'll even. That's an alpha move. Yeah. Like, he'll pull his abdomen up a little bit to make sure that it's like going all the way across.

That kid is a G. Sometimes he holds his shirt up too. Yeah. That's how I always love that's how butters in South Park peas. Yeah. Dude, I would do that today, honestly. Yeah, that's a shirt up. We should film that.

I mean, too, we can't. I don't think that's appropriate. Oh, you can't, yeah. Plus, I think we'd get reported to HR. It would be funny just to watch Johnny standing at the urinal of his pants all the way down, lifting his shirt up. My flat ass just sticking out and somebody walks in, they're like, what the fuck? Yeah, I guess it's for you, that's confusing. Is there any other issues you have as a woman in a relation with another woman where you have a son?

knows, you know, gong out and everything and you have questions for guys because who do you go to? You don't ask, you don't really, you ask your dad these questions or you do have a lot of to pick from? No, I did when he was learning to pee when we were potty training. My dad was like, because he would sit, he would sit because it was like, that's how you practice are you just sitting and waiting for him to go and things like that. And then my dad, when we were teaching him, he was like, well, you don't want to teach him that. You don't want to teach him to sit because then everyone's going to make fun of him. And I was like, well, yeah, but I think of Eventually he'll want to stand up.

We got him a regular potty and a urinal one, but he didn't want to use the urinal one. He wants to use the potty. But he wants to stand up in the potty, but he doesn't like using the urinals. But every time I take him to bathroom, I have to take him to the girls one. He doesn't go to guys' bathrooms that much.

Right. So he also does, I think he's like, but the urinal thing kind of freaks him out because he's never around urinals. It's kind of like I'm watching with these two dogs now. I got that little George is watching Jerry lift his leg up and pissed like a man. And then he squats like a little, like a lady.

and then he saw Jerry do it so then he tried to lift his leg up but he just tipped over his own piss so funny somehow it wasn't filming I was like this the greatest thing ever but that I was like annoyed

because I was like I gotta clean this up now this sucks but yeah they learn that's why you gotta be careful because he's gonna start doing that he's gonna start wiping and shit like a lady no no he stands now

but he and he used to like kind of wipe the tip but now he just kind of wipe the tip because no now he doesn't but I think when he was like two and he would just see us and be like I have to wipe.

Some kid in my high school told him you don't have to do that. So he doesn't do that anymore. But my other question was that if he's just sitting on the, because he likes just being in his underwear or being in nothing and he just likes to lay on the couch and then he'll just sit there and have his hand there.

You see, it's like natural. And he'll just be sometimes over the underwear and sometimes if he's not, doesn't have anything on, he's just grabbing it, pulling it, just making sure it's still there. And I don't know if I should just let him do that or if I should be like,

Hey, we don't do that around other people. Like, if you're going to do that, do that privately. He's like, I am private. But he's like, I'm in my fucking house on my couch and I'm watching, you know, Spidey and friends, and this is my life. This is my comfort zone. If you do about where our arms hang naturally, just when your arms hang naturally, they kind of hang right there.

Like our arms, they don't hang to our knee. They hang right to our junk. The other night. Because God did that. He measured right. Yeah, he probably measured exactly. He was like, hold on. His arms are a little long.

That's for me, baby. Short and then put them right there by the ball. But my wife walked down the other day And I was on the couch I had the both dogs on the other side of me Jerry was licking his dick The other dog was scratching his dick And I was there with my hand in my pants

It's just like it's un-fucking believable And I'm like, yeah, it's right I guess this is just gonna keep happening It's just there I wasn't self-pleasuring No, if I went to a birthday party And every boy is touching his dick Yeah, yeah

They're always dismaying shirts As adults we would do that too It's just not like socially cool So that's why we have the pockets They were like in Mary of Children When Al Bundy did that, he sat down the couch, put his hand down his pants, and then people would cheer, like, the audience are more?

Yeah, we're going to nods. Yeah. And he's like, ugh. It's a standing ovation. Now I'm fucking comfortable. He's got to scratch your nuts once in a mile, man. Yeah, you don't get it. Just them.

I don't know. He just has to check if it's all there. Just comfort. It's not necessarily a scratch. It's not for sexual reasons. I think there's different. There's stinking scratches. There's wondering scratches.

It's also a great, a great spot for warmth. When I go in the coal plunge, which I hate doing, I will immediately put my head. hands on my balls to try to give myself any sort of warmth to survive the plunge. Well, like, if I'm cold, I'll put my hands, like, just right in. Not necessarily. It's just, like, kind of right near it, like, in between my legs, just because I know it's

the way to keep my hands warm. Yeah. Right, right, right. You know, it's always a fight to keep warm. I mean, even in this studio where we do the show over time, it is, I would say cold as balls, but that actually would be the right terminology. Yeah. What age are you going to stop taking your son into the women's restroom?

Well, when he's old enough to go in by himself without getting, like, molest and Yeah, I'm scared about that. Because that's the only thing that freaks me out is I don't know who else is in there. And if I know that it's empty and I stand right outside of the door, I'm happy to let him do it on his own. Because he can also wash his hand and do all that by himself. But if it's like a, you know, populated bathroom, I'm not going to let him be in there by himself with a bunch of random dudes. I'm glad you bring up that problem because I was thinking about this. You know how we successfully stopped a lot of home burglarlies with the client aisle, please don't rob me signs?

And you were saying the other day we don't have any kid merch We've got a lot of merch How about a Klein Alice show Please don't touch me Kid shirt That's good Maybe that's the one thing

Standing between I won't make another video With your big neck And then we'll have Vanessa be the kid Actually If it's a bathroom is If it's crowded He's probably more safe

If any kind of guy Trying to fucking touch your kid And get the shit kicked out of them What do you think it's gonna be What I also don't know How many people What if there's only one or two? Or somebody hiding in the stall.

Yeah, I don't know. Okay, scream if you need me. I'll right ahead of the door. Like, what are you, like, it's fucking going to be fine. It doesn't need to necessarily be a full on. It could be just a random touch. It could be just a, hey, I'm grazing the ass. I don't know what's going on there.

He's not that attractive. Yes, he is. I will still take my seven, eight-year-old daughter now into the men's room sometimes. And it's terrible because some of the men's rooms you can get in too quickly. Sometimes you have to walk through the gauntlet of urinals. Oh, right. That's got to be traumatizing for a kid. And those ones, depending on the setup of the bathroom,

sometimes you hit sinks first, stalls first, you're good. Sometimes you do have to walk through, like, wipe out for dicks. You know, like the... Yeah. And I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah, she's a dick level. I'm like, hold her head to me. I'm like, let's just go.

Plow through it. Oh, my God. Plow through. It's like a fucking human spanking machine of dicks. And then we get through all of that. I'm like, all right, we're safe in the stall. It's like an NFL combat. ever been into women's though?

If there's nobody in either one, my kid has gone, let's just go into the men's one. And I'm like, fuck, should I do that? Because I don't want a guy to walk in, and then I'm in the men's room, but maybe it's better for him to go into the guy's bathroom. I was going to, I think I wrote this in the box of shame. So if it comes out again, I'll just skip and go to one of yours.

But I've been lately using the women's bathroom here on the sales side pretty regularly. Oh. Yeah, it's a one off. It's a one off. That's a good one. It's just got two stalls, nice and warm in there. Can you lock the door? I lock the door.

So when I'm in there, I lock the door. a couple of times because they had for a while... That's Vanessa's poop bathroom, though. I would... Oh, that's her poop bathroom? Yeah. I think one time I went in and she was in there, so I left because I saw little legs dangling. What is that elf?

It's just going, A, B, C, D, she's singing to herself. I wonder if the legs actually do reach it. They touched the bottom. That one did have a sign. For a while, that one had an out-order sign on it, and then when they fixed it, they, like, left the sign nearby it. So I was like, this is great. I'll just go and lock it, hit the out-order on. And I was doing that for a while.

And then when I walked out one time, one of the saleswomen saw me come out of there. I was Lady Becky saw you. Not sales lady Becky. It was, yeah, we got the one. Wait, who? And it became like an uncomfortable thing. Oh, damn, bro. She looks like she blows that shit up to all the time.

No comment. She does have a Delcote Taco account. I like that we mouth the nose. We mouth the name. names to protect the innocent, followed by the name and description. All right. This show for time podcast is going to be the death of us all, man.

Oh, yeah, guys, do an extra show. People will love it. Okay, great. They're fucking just stockpiling. These go right to HR. They just got a folder. Everything we talk about here. Well, there we have. What skin condition does your dog have now, Jake? She seems like she's itchy aggressively. No, she's good.

She's got a couple lumps. She's okay. Lumps? Yeah, well, she's had like a lump on her belly for at least a couple years now, but the vet says it's all right. And then during the summer she has an itchy problem, but now it's getting a lot better. I have like, I had like pills for her. There was, yeah, there was a couple times where I was like, this dog needs help. She was uncontrollably itching.

During the summertime, she gets, I think she gets bit and then she'll have her eyes. Or she probably just gets dry skin. Yeah, and those pills, I don't know why they're so expensive. You're just trying to, like, get the petruli offer. Like, she's just trying to... Is that what it is, you think? Scratch it all. Oh, yeah, it's like OCD people where they're, like, washing their hands.

I think that's... Won't go away. I still smell it. And that's... It's everywhere. It's so funny. I asked, in my interview with Mastod on this last weekend, I asked, like, who smells worse? Shamelessly fucking...

It's crowbar that in there. I asked, who do you think smells worse? Hippies are metalheads? And he said hippies, because he got patchouly. I go, oh, fuck. He goes, why? You don't get him? Yeah, pretty much.

Oh, wow. Well, what did you have to ask? It's obvious, isn't it? That you smell like patchouly? Well, I guess he has, like, he couldn't smell me. He has like a bad sniffer, whatever. That's going to be the one theme with all the bands Jake interviews. They all have bad sniffers.

Yeah. Interesting. Well, I'm glad we went on this road. Now we have nowhere to go. I guess we've gone into a dead end colvice. I can tell you about eggs and space. No, no, no. No, no.

Hey, let's end this shit. We do actually have some things to get into in the back, which is not nearly as much fun as this. but I hope that John, I think you were talking about earlier. Don't mention it. We have a date for that or no? Is there a date? Oh, there is a date. It was in the email.

Is it what month? Next month. Very soon. Oh, November. Very soon. Yep. Oh, that's interesting. All right, well, there's an Easter egg in space for you.

We will hopefully be able to share some more information about that. And don't worry, I know you're thinking, oh, let me guess. It's back at Descanso. No, thank God. It's something else. It's something else that I think. you'll be into. Let's all just go ahead and quickly, go through our phones and read the last text we received

as we wrap up this episode of Klein Ali Showtime. Okay. Hi, Ali, it's dad. Do you know if Laura and your Aunt Jane are also invited to the baby shower? Aunt Marianne is asking. Okay. That's exciting. There's so much baby shower drama. There was another lady, another aunt in our family that was hurt that she wasn't invited

to the baby shower last time. I'm like, isn't that a good thing to not be invited to a baby shower? I feel like they're the worst thing to be invited to. What's your last text? Last text I just got, which came in at 1118 this morning. Man oh man, someone just told me that if I hear that Kevin Klein is single to let them know. That's much better than my text. Is that from a random phone number or actually someone that you know?

It's from a guy that I know and I asked him who said that. and who is that? Hold on. Well, now I'm intrigued. Who is that? So I said, who said that? And now he told me a name, but it's a name that I don't know.

So now I'm wondering who that is. Is it Gary? If they're hot, that changes the answer. Someone just told me if Kevin Klein is single. I hope to mean me and not one of the other millions of Kevin Klein's running around. Sadly, I'm not single, but, you know, it's just nice to be wanted. Of course, yes. I'm interested.

I'm not getting any of those texts. This is from, you know, you know, this to me is Bert, the barbecue guy. But it must be from someone at the dog park I go to because I was actually at the dog park. I went back to the dog park yesterday. Oh, this is who said it. This is who said it.

The guy in there? No, no. The guy is. It's the girl. What do you think of the girl? What do you think of the girl? Very attractive. Yeah.

Give us a look. Give us a look. And your type. That's the girl. What do you mean my type? What does that mean? Pretty. I don't think that's Klein's type.

Why? She's pretty bad on us. She's because he's brunette. Yeah, she's like, that's not like a bottle of perox I can't take care of. I'll bleach the shit right out of her. Just crack up with a battery and drop it on her scalp in the night. It'll be fine. This just got interesting.

Why? What are you going to do with it? I'm going to just ask him left or right and then say that I'm taken. All right. What do you say, Jake? What last text you got? Lasara sale, 50% off GLP 1. peptides off deadly and skincare treatments.

His code fall 15. Check out. Johnny, last text you got? The homie puds saying yes to go into a show tomorrow. And that's it. Nothing crazy. The second, the last text I received was from Vanessa, and it was the following. Are you single?

Germo's very excited about his massage. Here's his email address. Oh, wow. And he, I'm going to show, Alie, don't read this on the air. but this is a very funny email. This is Guillermo's email address. Allie, read this. This is a great one.

Read the email address. Don't say it out loud. How funny is that? Oh, that's awesome. I would expect nothing less. I can't believe that it's not taken already. I'm shocked. It's still available.

Well, let's see it. We want to see it. It's not available anymore. It's not available. It's gone. Oh, look who's here. Hello. Oh, just in time.

Right from ET. Yes. Yes. This is your ET outfit. Now she's wearing red to be more attractive. A big thing coming, and that's all I gotta say. This is the thing in November? Oh, Ali's right?

We know about that. Yeah. Do we all know that? That's taking place. It takes place every year. I don't know what I'm going to say about it. Oh, okay. Is it about us doing a show before the show?

Did that get discussed? No. Oh, okay, good. Phew. Oh, good. That's going to happen, I'm sure, but they won't tell us about that until the day before. Is there anything you can share with us? No.

That's all we got then. Yeah. All right. Can you share it later? Yeah, with you. I want to hear this news now. Should we turn the mics off? Should we hear the news?

Yeah. Should we pretend to turn the mics off and that Vanessa tells everyone? All right, that'll do it for us. Jake's going to say wee. Thanks for hanging out. We'll do this again next time. All right, goodbye.

All right, wee. All right, Vanessa, Mike's are off. Go out. How about it? The mics are on. Oh. How about now? They're on.

How about now?