Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - SHOVERTIME 7-15!

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

In today's bonus pod we go over the best idea for snacks, a new race and MORE

All right, show for time. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Not sure when you're listening to this. We have got this episode number, who cares? And right now in the room, you got Klein, you got Postmaster Johnny. You got Intern Steve. What's his name? Will. I'm just kidding. I knew that. He didn't know that name, actually.

Of course, how can you forget Will? Anyway, Allie will be here in a moment. She's going to be miserable because she's pregnant and it's freezing in here. Oh, boy, here she comes. Here she is. Snacking on popcorn. Yeah, making her way. I need a few days to dip into this.

Yeah, I figured it was going to... We're just going to keep... We're putting a lot of snacks around to try to get Jake fat again, but it's backfiring on Allie. They're good, healthy snacks, though. We got, like, the good ones. I never tried the white cheddar flavor. White cheddar's good. It's not too cheddar-y and it's not milky cheese either.

It's really good. It's not powdery. You know what I learned is that anything, even if it's designed to be healthy, can be made unhealthy pretty easily. Like cheddar powder. If you have enough of it, you can do it. I figured out a way that if you put enough bacon and honey on Brussels sprouts, you can make them very unhealthy. So if I eat too many strawberries, I'll get diarrhea? Strawberries, yeah.

Place your bets. Also, that diarrhea story is spreading everywhere. Because when I'm going to go to the newsroom to go talk to them really quick, instantly they're like, bro, are you getting diarrhea? Well, the reason is because, as we've talked about, it's a great excuse. We've all used that. It's a funny word. Of all the words to say, it's one of the funniest words to say. It's one of the words that sounds like what it is.

The parasite itself is not fun to say. No, that's hard to say. And speak of the devil, here he comes. You're speaking of diarrhea. Jake is in. Jake's upset about this. Jake's going to give, Jake, this is like one of your moments to shine. As a guy who spends most of his life on the toilet with uncontrollable turds,

you would think that this would be a time for you to kind of speak to the people now that are dealing with what you go through on a daily basis. Oh, man, it's a process. You just got to get used to it. And then eventually you flush yourself out by about, I don't know, 8, 9 p.m., and then you can be free for the night. Allie just walked so far away from you while you were talking. Why would you do that?

What are you talking about? Allie's just backed up so far. Eventually you get used to it, and then when you don't have it, you miss it. What do I do with all my free time? So much weight. Do you take a shower at the end of the night to kind of like cleanse yourself, though? Yeah, I take a shower every night. What are you drinking, Jake?

What's in the koozie today? America's beer. Budweiser. There it is. Budweiser. Originally, on the show today, Ali did the blind water taste test, the $12 water. The thought was we were going to have you do it. Ali gave your palate credit and said that you're one of these guys that can taste if

the beer has a little too much carbonation because you'll send it back. You're all like... Oh, yeah, when the keg is flat, that's such horse shit. You do send back a good percentage. A bottle of beer that has turned? Or, yes, and then I know if it's a funky one, too. You can just taste it. Yeah, Jake, I've seen Jake before have a sip of beer,

look at the bottle, and then look at the date, and it's been like three days past the date. I can taste that. I'm like, it's three days, dude. It's bullshit. It tastes all fucking skunky. Yeah, but that also could have been something that was in the fridge, out of the fridge,

in the fridge, out of the fridge. No, I don't think it works like that. But also, it could be, if it was a can, it it's a it's a longevity thing but if it's a tab it could be the lines it could be all sorts of shit all right well now as a former bartender people who take back beers are the worst usually they don't give a fuck no but if somebody opens a bottle of beer and they're like this tastes weird i don't like it like i understand if i poured it wrong but usually a beer is a beer Yeah, unless it's fucking skunky and old.

Or if your lines are fucked. Like at my bar, the lines were fucked up for months. Months and months. I couldn't have a Budweiser for six months. Because the line, whatever, going to that keg was fucked. And they eventually cleaned them, like I said. And then I went back to Budweiser. Sometimes they finally...

Never mind, you sound like a great time. I stand corrected. I was nice about it. And finally I got them to change the lines. Definitely not annoying at the bar. I need so much beer to get through this story. I don't know how much there is, but I'll drink it if it's dirty or not. Oh, God, I'm going to miscarry.

Allie's kid just hugged himself with her umbilical cord during that story. Anyway, here we are together again. Snack-filled episode. What you got in your hand right there? Shitty bar. That's a shitty bar. You want a Smuckers? Name one good granola bar.

Every bar is just okay. Make your ballot. Chewy. This is a peanut butter chip. Allie. It's got brain nutrients in it for me, clearly. I need that. And it's got

magnesium, vitamin E, flavonoids. Flavonoids? What the fuck is that? It tastes delicious, I bet. And lion's mane, a goopin' gin. So I got that. Alright. Cool, that sounds like something to look forward to. A goopin' gin.

Oh, it's a goopin' gin. I'm excited for this. It looked so much better in the picture before I read all the shit that's in it. Every granola bar is terrible. The best scenario would be something like Johnny's talking about, which is just like a candy bar, essentially. But there's a reason that Uncrustables are having a moment right now and these is because these are all things that you can easily put into your pocket. And pocket snacks, I think, is the key. And if they could figure out a way to take other foods.

What are you talking about? A Werther's is a pocket snack And that's been around forever That's not a snack A Werther's is not a snack, dude It's not a snack It's candy It's a tiny little

Hey, Siri, what is Werther's? It's a grandma ecstasy, dude It's old ladies carrying their purse It's a snack It's not a fucking snack It's like a lozenge Is candy a snack? It's a glorified lozenge

No, have five of them then Have five of them then Yeah, have five of them then Jake really is the oldest Yeah, yeah, it's a Werther's reference A Werther's reference That it's not a punchline Yeah

Usually Werther's is a punchline Jake gave that as an example A Brock's? Butterscotch Oh man Listen the reality is If we had more good foods And we figured out ways

To make them pocket friendly We would crush Like think Allie What's your favorite food? Mmm God Well I do like a nice casserole Chicken and broccoli casserole Pocket casserole

Or like a pocket steak A pocket burger Yeah because even the concept Of quote a hot pocket I know the idea Is you put it in a microwave But guess what You don't really have to

Put it in a fucking microwave Oh like those empanadas They used to give us in lunch and it was like pizza filled yeah and if you walk around mini calzones your body

the body heat will get that to a good and then all of a sudden you remember and then at some point in the day you're like I'm starving and then you realize oh my god

I have this thing in my pocket I love it and when I went and saw that Blair Witch project in the movie theater I had had a I used to be a two cheeseburger meal guy at McDonald's

and I'd always oh not the double cheeseburger the number two two separate yes I did that for a while and I would always put one away in my pocket

forget I had it there because I was usually pretty high and then I know that's a big It was the early 2000s, so they had big jeans back then. Yeah, pockets were big, and I was watching that movie, and they were in the woods all talking about how hungry they were, and one of them was like, I wish I had a cheeseburger.

And then I remembered, I have a fucking cheeseburger in my pocket, and it was warm because it was in my pocket, and I was kind of sitting on it in the seat, and I ate it, and it was actually a great, no, it was a really good, it was like a perfect temperature cheeseburger. So I'm just thinking, once again, pocket snack to the rescue. Pocket snack. Yeah, but pocket snacks don't satiate me enough. Yeah, that's in the storm. That bar would probably, like a half an hour later, it'd be just as grumpy.

Yeah, that might be nasty. Yeah, not if I have all these flavor gnoids. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi. Welcome to the show. What do you have to share with us? Oh, my gosh.

Big news? I have one thing. I'm doing the thing. I can't share it, but Johnny's going to freak out. Yeah, wait. Is it what I thought it was going to be? Is it a lineup for that thing? Not even what I thought it was going to be.

It's nothing that you think. Is it about a guest or an event? A guest. A guest in studio. In studio or phone? In-studio. Wait, can I write it down? Can I write it down?

In-studio guests. This is a preview to something that... That Johnny's... Johnny's wrong. Allie, write down a guest. Okay, yeah, go ahead. Everybody take a guess. Write down a guest.

I love when she comes in and she has news that I would love. Vanessa just came from one of the bigger... A bigger meeting, and she said that... That one? No. Is it... I don't know who that is. Is it SpongeBob?

No. Sponge Bob's birthday was yesterday. His birthday was yesterday. I don't know if you knew that. Johnny wanted to celebrate it. Oh, Johnny did say something about it. I forgot about it. Oh, wait.

Now I'm thinking about who Johnny likes. This is who Johnny likes? Don't answer. Don't answer. No. Oh, damn it. I was really hoping for that one, too. Oh, you said don't answer.

My bad. That's okay. I thought that's it. So it's not Paul Rudd. You said Johnny would be excited about this coming in here. I love Paul Rudd. Let me see here. There's only one more guess I have.

And if it's not this person, then I have no more guesses. What did you write down? A popsicle. Oh, cool, great! Fuck it's there! Well, it's obviously a K-rock artist, right? Thought you and I would be excited. Well, I think you guys would actually be excited, too.

Yeah, if I'm excited, you guys will definitely be excited. I'm going to play the odds on this one and say it's sublime again. Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute. What about... We're guessing. We're writing down. What about... We're writing down and guessing.

There's three bands under her name. Is this a... Oh, by the way, Vanessa, before Ali gives you her guess, is this definitely happening, or it's just one of those things where we have these meetings and they go, there's a chick.

Okay, 99%. No. Let me see. Oh, damn it. Fuck. That would be amazing too. Damn it. We can read the guesses

that are wrong. I thought it might be Phoebe Bridgers because she has a new movie, got a new music out. That'd be cool. Dave Grohl, no. Not Dave Grohl, no.

Now this is all disappointing. Whoever it is, I don't care anymore. I've lost it. I've just given you my list. We're going to act like we're really happy when we come in.

I'm really excited. Are you sure it's not Popsicle? because that was my best guess. Because that was funny. That's a good big name. All right. Well, anyway, we have a big guest

according to Vanessa and A-Lister that will be stopping into the K-Rock studios. Yeah, because we play their music all the time. You know what that means, Allie? Is it?

You can fuck them. I can fuck them. You can fuck them. A guy. It's a guy. All right, I'll do it. Is it Serge from System of a Down?

Here's the thing. I'll tell him you got me pregnant. Yeah, that'd be so funny if you had sex with me. By the way, I'm pregnant. That person freaks out. No, don't worry.

It happened months ago. That would be a great trick. That would be such a great trick. In fact, you should be selling used positive pregnancy tests to people online just for pranking season. Yeah, but you know what you can do now? You can buy the pregnancy hormone that gives you the ... You can buy that, and then you can take it.

You just pour it in the thing? Pour it right in there? You take it as a pill or whatever, and then you can pee on a stick and get a positive pregnancy test, and you can show them, hey, I'm pregnant. That's a good prank. That's a good prank. Who can we do that to? That's fucking mean.

You could do it to your girlfriend. There's no other girls that work at K-Rock, though. Maddie, I'm pregnant. I am. You can see Johnny fucking up the whole thing. Look at the stick. Both of you are like, whoa, what are we going to do? It's true love, baby.

Vanessa, so we have an A-lister joining us when? Next week? This week? That's what they're trying to figure out. That means it's not happening. It's not going to happen. I'm going to vote. I'll bet you right now it's not happening.

I'll bet you right now, because it's not negative. There's a thing around here I've learned, and it's the bigger the deal about something and the more excited people are, the less of a chance it ends up happening. Yeah, remember Maynard? Well, that one was, no one was really that excited about that. Uncle Scott, you can come in here. Uncle Scott needs us. Bring in Uncle Scott.

Big guest joining us on the Shower Top Podcast, the great Uncle Scott. Uncle Scott. Yeah. He's singing like Bear. Hey Uncle Scott What do you need us for We're live We're on the

Showvertime podcast Which I know that is Making a ton of money For the company What would you like to What do you need us for I just wanted to Welcome you all back

From vacation I hadn't seen you And see how I was looking Oh great Bulky as ever You may go Sorry to disappoint you How was she looking

Looking good Thanks Thanks Scott Yep That's it I was going to mention And Don Francisco's coffee is going to be the official coffee. Yeah.

We've got a coffee sponsor. That's the big announcement. Was it Don Francisco, Vanessa? Was that the guest? The A-lister? Don Francisco's coffee. The A-lister is Don Francisco. Yeah, decaf.

I'll take some decaf for sure. Got ourselves an official coffee sponsor so we can get all jacked up on caffeine during the show. So thank you to our future coffee sponsor, Don Francisco. When are we getting our first shipment? We're going to start August 1st. All right. I'm excited. Happy birthday.

That's great. What, your birthday? My birthday is August 4th. Ah, goddammit. I gotta buy that pizza again? Yeah. Jesus. I hope you've been saving up.

Oh, my god. That's your recovery this year. Oh, man. Great. Super. Extra diarrhea. All right, well, all right. Do you need us after this or no?

No, I'm going to slowly back out of your studio. You don't need us for anything? Do you need us for anything else? I had a question for you, but I'll talk to you later. Okay, we'll talk after this. Yes, we'll do it. How big was that bear? Didn't you have a bear in your backyard?

Big-ass bear. Yeah, you get bears in your yard. You're one of those guys. I had a bear swim in our pool, and then I was over at my next-door neighbor's, and we're drinking out in the back, and all of a sudden, the dog starts barking. We look, and there's a huge brown bear just walking. Whoa, cool. Just fucking, yeah, look big.

Yeah. Wow. And that happens a lot, though, right? Locking out, yeah. You get bears a lot. They won't move them. It's like it's their world. That's crazy.

Thank you. Yeah, it's their world. Is there any way- So, locking out, is it on the Verdugo side or the other side? Other side. Can you get a- You know the bear videos always go viral? Well, could you get a, if we gave you one of the Klein Alley Show Please Don't Rob Me signs for your yard,

can you put it so we can get a shot of the bear with the sign in it? Because people like to share the bear in the pool alley. Is there anything people love more than bear in the pool stories? Any bear. Any bear story, any bear encounter, anything. Yes, exactly. I think if you had any way to get our show promoted next to a bear, we would do very well. You're getting an unusual amount of action on my bear video.

Really? That's true, yeah. You are? So why couldn't you? Would you put one of the signs up? and then we'll send this once we send that video to you know KTLA

then they'll you went out there man alright that's it that's Uncle Scott for you just cover it in trash we got the that was the A-lister

that Vanessa was talking about Scott it was coming on it was Uncle Scott Vanessa the person that is coming into K-Rock is in a band correct

like a big one and they're the lead singer of the band yes I know who it is cool write it down I know

What are your context clues to guessing this, though? Because I have one theory. You could always tell by which band is coming to town. It's Jason, though. All the bands are coming to town. It's Jason, but it's really heavily... That's who's coming! It's Jason.

I know who it is. Jason Derulo? It's Jason Derulo, who we play on Gay Rock. Right? That's what I was going to say. Oh! No? Who were you going to say?

What does that say? I thought it was Billy Joe from Green Day, because they got the movie. Oh, you already said that one? No, he's got the private show July 20th. Yeah, but they got the movie coming out, too. The Green Day comedy movie. And I know Trey likes the show. That's a big artist.

That's a big artist. Is it big or smaller than that? Foo Fighters is big. Green Day is big. Big or smaller than the one I just gave you? Equal. Equal? Equal?

No, her gauge is off. Her gauge is off. She's still learning K-Rock. Vanessa's gauge is so off. I'm off on Alternative Rock. But I know this one's a big one because I know their music. If I know their music, it's me. Oh, it's fucking Bad Bunny.

I bet no I don't get excited that would be cool I don't get excited over that shit anyway alright so big artist joining us in the future

we don't know who it'll be or when it'll be good news though is Ally we should mention that tomorrow arriving to K-Rock

and I'm only saying this now because I know the people that put up with the Klein Ally Showvertime podcast you guys are the real ones and we appreciate you tomorrow I believe

we receive the shipment of a combination of things we get the brand new batch of Klein Ally Show hats oh nice the ones that say sweet divots and other yeah we've got a few other ones right we got three uh surprise

make alley fat again hats are arriving tomorrow the moffa hats and um and also i think we're getting our first box of shirts uh we're getting our first batch of jake shirts i've never been into mo jake those are arriving tomorrow cool do we decide on a design yeah they're actually looking really good because i got input on it and they asked me to for advice on it and i was like oh yeah this is gonna be great i'm gonna wear this one too so yeah it's gonna be really popular And everyone who's never been intimate with Jake Can get a shirt Which is a lot of people

And I would even like to ship some To the third world countries Like when they're losing Super Bowl teams You know, all those go there So it's a bunch of people like Republic of Congo Wearing those shirts If Uganda's gonna wear this All the people that are wearing

Currently they're wearing the You know, France won the World Cup sweatshirts and shit They'll have a bunch of ice Maybe we'll give them the I have been intimate with Jake collection The things that never happened in the real world And we'll just make like five Small batch

Yeah, small batch For the malnourished, you know. That's what Ali's saying. But in all seriousness, I think it's going to be great. If you like merch, we're getting some great merch coming up. In fact, I saw yesterday Johnny reposted the video, Ali, of when Blind Charlie fucked up your perfect bowling game when he bowled into your lane accidentally.

Well, things really started taking a turn after that. I was bowling great, and then after that happened, it shook me and I couldn't get back on track. And you, on the other hand, were not doing great, and then all of a sudden that puts you in the best mood ever and you started

bowling incredible. It was like five strikes. Yeah, it was like five strikes in a row. It's the hardest I've ever laughed. Maybe at anything we've ever done.

I think it's the best game you've ever bowled. You lose over 200. But the good news is that I saw, I didn't even realize this, we had bowling shirts made for that event

which I didn't even remember. Yeah, I remember that. I saw someone wearing it in the video. Oh, really? I think that's all you guys were wearing. And I feel like

at some point we've actually gotten, we have a decent collection of merch. It's got to, All of our shit's got to be somewhere for sale at a thrift store somewhere. Well, I've seen a couple of them pop up on Depop and on eBay. Some people ask $60 for one of our Blood Drive shirts.

$60? You're never getting that shit. Now, they're asking prices. It's not final sale. And I also have every shirt that we've ever had for any of our events. Oh, you do? Starting from when we ran the 5K back in 2023. Here's the idea for that. I got a Rip Nasty shirt, Blood Drive, Sagebrush, all that stuff. Tell me if you're with me on this, and I think you will be since you're a runner now,

and I know you're trying to not become a big fat mess during your pregnancy. We burn all. Listen to this. So why did they start calling a 5K a 5K? Why did they start calling it that? Because, I'll tell you why. Because the mileage is pathetic.

To say, you want to join me for a 3.1, it's like you're a loser. So they call it a 5K. If we broke down that number to feet, how crazy would that sound? That's not why they call it a 5K. They didn't call it that just because it's pathetic to say it the other way. They can just pick five miles.

I thought there was a good punchline or a joke coming. No, they call it, no, it's not. I don't get it. The 5K sounds bigger than a fucking, you want to run a three miler with me? How many feet is in a mile? Is that 3,000 feet or something? Figure this out. Hey Siri, how many feet are in a mile?

How many feet are? It's 5,000. Oh, 5,000. It's 90 feet. So how many feet are in a 5K? Hey Siri, how many feet are in 5,000 miles? Nope. No, you fucking idiot.

That would be a crazy race. Siri, you should call that a 5,000 mile K. Yeah, there you go. 5,000 miles sounds great. It never ends. That sounds impressive. Now, how many feet are in a 5K? Hey Siri, how many feet are in a 5K?

Five kilometers is 16,404.2 feet. That rolls right off the tongue. We say, would you like to join us in a 16,000 footer? And people are like, oh, shit. Because you know how that guy downstairs, you know how Brew does the Iron Man? Oh, he does? Yeah, he does Iron Man.

And that sounds impressive. But this sounds bigger. What's Iron Man again? Is that you doing? I'll tell you what it's not. It's a swim, a bike ride, and like a... I'll tell you what it's not. It's not a 16,000 footer.

Take that, Brew. Oh, shit. a what a 16 000 footer oh shit i can't i can't go this weekend why what are you doing oh i'm running in a 16 000 oh shit dude everyone's reaction everyone just jaw drops when you say you do that it sounds like you took a dump yeah i know it sounds like you fought a python no i took a 16 000 footer man don't go in there in 10 minutes everyone's reaction is gonna be like Wow, that guy's gay. Oh, shit, that's good.

I'm telling you right now. Ask no fault. No, if we had merch for that, and you got a medal at the end of it. Allie, you don't think that would be the first ever? I don't think you put that on a medal. It won't fit. I'll be sure to say, I took a 16,000 footer.

I ran, I completed a 16,000 footer. That sounds gay. It did not. Use that big black guy, the beam. And that's where his cock is. It's like one of Bonnie Blue's accomplishments. Yeah, Bonnie Blue would help. Yeah, listen, you guys joke,

but that is why they call the 5K the 5K, because the 3.1 are sounding lame. No, that's not why. You could just run a five mile. No, I think it's because they started doing it in Europe. So everything was called that, and then they just moved it over here. That makes sense, I guess.

I don't think they were like, this is lame. Why they call it 5K? I just assumed it sounded bigger then. I think it just started with 5K, 10K. Anyway, at the next meeting, bring up the 16,000 footer, okay? Okay. Just the way we did. I'd like you to share that with the K-Rock powers that be.

And make sure you tell them it sounds gay. I was. We were talking about doing an event, like an actual race or a walk or a thing. You were going to do the hot chick fart walk, but you gave up on that because no one showed up the first time. Yeah, but I wanted to do, like, an actual running event or a walking event, you know, like an actual cool sport. A walking event would be cool. I don't think our listeners are down for running. They're not, like, health nuts like that, I don't think.

But we talked about doing the beer mile or... Or the bong mile. Yeah, the bong mile would be cool. Where it's like you take a huge rip of a gravity bong and then you try and run a mile. Yeah, they hand out those little cups of water usually at the race. We hand out, you know, dabs or something better. Yeah. Or the gummies, the gum run, the gummy run.

Yeah. How would you, I know there's different ways, how would you make a gravity bong? How would I do it? Yeah. Two liter bottle of soda. Yeah, same. Like one of those tubs that you would hold a keg in.

You fill that with water and then you. See, I used, we used milk jugs. Oh, yeah, that's big. Because the cap made it bigger, like a better. Oh, it was wider? Yeah. Hmm. Well, yeah, but in the cap, you're just putting a,

Like basically the pipe of a Or you're putting the You use like tinfoil And then like pop Like in Oh we used like the thing from a bong You know the The thing that you take out

The bowl The slide Yeah the bowl with the little Oh you mean the bowl Yeah Yeah you just put that Oh you actually said That didn't count

Because you didn't make it And then you basically Used something you already had Whereas Jake's talking about Making everything from scratch Yeah you cut the bottom Of a milk jug Yeah I would cut the bottom

Of a two liter And then in the cap I would put a little hole And I would put the The tip of the bong, like the actual bull part in there. I guess it makes it easier. That's been a while. Maybe I'll get a gravity bong for the backyard barbecue.

You can smoke weed, right, when you're pregnant? Well, there aren't enough studies on it. That sounds like a go. I think so. But they didn't say no. It's funny because I actually did read about a study that they did about it, but then it was inconclusive because a lot of the girls that were pregnant that were on weed were also on other drugs.

Nice. They were like, but they were also on cocaine, So we couldn't really tell which affected the birth. Will you please turn that off? I'm just going to snooze for the remainder of the day. That's what I do. That's how I know every time it's been 10 minutes in my life. Every 10 minutes.

Is that really a thing that happens? Starting at 11 a.m. every day. Sometimes I'll be in a conversation. I'm like, well, this has gone on for more than 10 minutes. And then I move on. You're just timing out your life. Why the fuck do you have that? Well, one time I accidentally set an alarm for 11 a.m.

And I don't remember the reason, but I think probably we had to do something downstairs at 11 and I've never turned that alarm off and now it's been probably a year and it goes off every day at 11 and why not you guys make fun of my OCD and shit all the time is that one of your

tics like you can't turn off your alarm no I just haven't done it then just turn it off I'll do it right now don't try to bring me into your weird fucking circle I think you probably like it you like that it's there change change

off Come on, Spectrum Bros. There's some reason why you put it in as a daily. Was it when you were trying to practice mindfulness? No, I don't think I meant it. I think my pocket did this. I didn't do this. Now that's why I can't hear it off.

There you go, done. Never hear that again. Change this schedule. Change the schedule. No alarm. No alarm. Oh, freedom. Gone.

Oh, come on. We're going to be Spectrum Bros. I don't want to be. You weirdo. Jake's like, yeah, you're just like me. I immediately delete that. That took me a year of that just to get to it. See, I'm helpful.

All right, well, on that note. Guys, I miss it. We're going to wrap things up. Put it back on. And we'll see you next time we do one of these bonus shows. But we do know this. There's a big A-lister coming to K-Rock. We don't know who it is.

We will find out in a minute. We can tell you who it's not. You can keep in track. Can I find out right now and you guys tell based off my reaction? All right, yeah, Whisper and Johnny's here. Whisper and Johnny's here. Tell me what you have written. Oh, shit!

I've been waiting for this one. Holy shit. Okay, this is great. This is amazing. Show Jake. I want to see Jake's reaction. It shows me that it's not going to happen. That's fine.

Oh. I think we've had them before. No, we haven't. No, but... Really? We had them on a phoner before. Not in person. Not in person.

Yeah, that is cool in person. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's a big one, right? I wasn't wrong.

So Jake and Klein are trying to play it cool. It's fine. He probably just doesn't care because he doesn't like cool music like this. No, I had that record before you were born. I think people will be excited yeah absolutely he and or she is universally loved

and they have a show coming in two months excellent hall pass for me oh my god we gotta make it our mission for you to fuck this person oh my god epic question will you fuck me

Yeah, first ask me. Well, that is empty. And also, if you could write a commercial jingle for any... Consensually. Consensually fucking. I bet you this person is quite a few people's hall pass. Oh, yeah. Are they...

I'm trying to think if they are in a relationship or not. Yeah. I think he's been married. They're married. Intern Tom is excited. Intern Tom just saw. He's pumped, dude. Intern Tom is here.

And isn't he... I got you His name's Will Hey, Ali, what's his name? His name is Will Ah All right, whatever Let's change his name every day

All right Anyway It's a different generic name We gotta go All right, that's it Goodbye Wee