Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - SHOVERTIME 9-9!
Episode Date: September 9, 2026in today's bonus pod we go over getting new furniture and overpriced clothes ...
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All right, welcome to Showvertime, episode number, who cares, Klein and Allie here, at
least just the two of us for now, although we're watching the big Apple announcement
because they got that sweet foldable phone.
Folding phone.
So Allie said she couldn't wait to get it and drop it.
Yeah, we could throw this on the ground.
Yeah, that'll be cool.
Don't have Apple care.
That's right.
Yeah, well, they've really thought of everything now, huh?
Do you ever do Apple care?
No, no, no, no.
Does anyone do that?
Now, in fact, I'll tell you, I went to a guy, Dr. Fix-It Screen, Dr. Screen Fix.
I don't know if he went to medical school, but he calls himself that.
And this guy, I think, is...
Do you remember your nose, too?
That's right.
I think I did my nose and my phone at the same time.
And he, yeah, he just did the phone.
He actually did not do well on the nose.
I got AppleCare for my nose.
He says his whole business is people that just don't pay for AppleCare, obviously,
because he fixes screens for $69, which is hilarious.
It's like your whole mentality with parking meters, right?
Hold on.
Oh, hello? Hi, hi.
Oh, no.
Is that you?
Check, check, check, check.
There she is. Allie's here now.
But it's like your theory with parking meters, right?
Like, you're not paying them on a regular basis,
and you think that the occasional ticket
will still be cheaper than paying the meter on a regular basis.
So it's probably the same with AppleCare, right?
think about how many times you've had to pay to get your phone screen fixed or whatever
apple care is expensive yeah the first time and i think the only time i bought the quote extended
warranty was like when i bought like my first big tv it was like my first big purchase and i was like
i'm getting a big tv because i never had a big tv in my house growing up i never had a tv in my room
never never a tv in my room kid my parents had some shitty little 13 inch tv and they're like
it works perfectly fine why would we change it and the first time i had like a job where i had
like money and i was like i should probably save this but i'm buying a big fucking tv and i bought
a big tv and the guy said to me like hey man i recommend you spend the extra whatever three
hundred dollars to protect it and if anything happens to it even if you get drunk and pee on
it we'll cover it and i was like that sounds like a fun day it sounds like a probable i'm gonna do
that i've already done that sir he said it while i was peeing on in the store uh and and i never
And this TV gave me no problems ever.
It actually sucked.
When I finally just decided it was time to put it on the side of the road
because it was just unnecessarily big.
The screen was big, but it also had a big fat ass, too.
When I finally put it out there, it still worked great.
It pained me to put it out there.
But that's why, I think when you pay for the thing,
then you know you're never going to use it.
Well, that's like the rental car thing.
That's the number one place where they will bang you out
and they will put so much pressure on you to get insurance.
And you're like, that's okay, I have my own insurance.
like yes but even if you have your own it could take months and years and no i've done it i used
it through my credit card you used your own insurance yeah because you got in that accident
uh well that too but um no i i went i was still smoking at the time and i can't remember i think
i was in i was in duluth minnesota and i was pulling up to a gas station to buy a lighter
because i needed to smoke a cigarette before i returned to the car and i pulled into there was
like not a regular
you know those little
rock things that are at the
parking spot. Oh you guys keep hitting rocks.
You hit a lot of rocks huh? It was like a taller
than normal and I just fucking rammed
right into it and I dented the car and I even brought
it back and they didn't say anything and they like
reached out to me later but I went
through yeah I went through Chase and they covered
it. Yeah but the best part about at least the way
they sell it to you when you try to when they when you turn
it down and you initial no no no no
because I'm sure it's a money maker for
them but they say if you get into a
complete car where you total this thing i mean like literally total you could just if you paid
for you could just walk away like there's not even that's the thing it's like you're really
saying do i save myself paperwork and even if at the end you're covered but yeah apple uh is just
announcing their new products so we're watching some of the the cool shit my stepbrother would
rent cars and get the extra insurance and him and his friends would just fuck it up and crash it
yeah like i'm surprised that that's not a really popular youtube series if it's or like instagram
person that's like, oh, you don't follow Crash
Tommy? Crash Tommy's the best.
What does he do? Oh, he's got nine billion
followers. He rents rental cars, pays for the
insurance, and then drives them off of
cliffs. You're like, well. I would probably watch
that. That's probably pretty clever.
Eventually, the guy's so famous that now his
videos have been sponsored by Enterprise, the exact same
company that he's fucking. You know, I just did a
sucker move. I bought couch insurance.
What?
Couch insurance? Well, it's like
an extended thing where it covers
anything that happens to the couch for like five years what is going to happen to your couch if my
cat scratches it if there's some stain i can't get out if there's a problem with anything they
will replace every piece of it for free but they're not going to replace the whole couch yeah
they will that's not going to happen though i mean i'm just saying the couch is in a thousand
pieces so they'll replace the pieces they're going to replace one piece in the middle exchange
process you have to take the whole fucking couch apart yeah i mean that's that's really what's
going to happen well because what does that cost couch insurance it was 500 bucks what yeah you
buy a whole couch for that no the couch was also expensive you could buy a couch for 500 bucks
jake have you ever bought a piece of furniture jake's here now yay have you ever bought a piece
of furniture for more than 500 have you ever bought a piece of furniture i'll end my sentence
there yeah i get all my furniture off the streets do you want my old couch uh big l couch no i wish
I wish I had room for a couch.
I don't have room for a couch.
It should be an outdoor couch, outside the shed.
Oh, outside couch?
Do you want a DMT couch?
Uh, no.
Hmm.
Sorry.
But I don't think I have paid more than $500 for a piece of furniture.
That seems crazy to you?
No, it doesn't seem crazy.
I mean, I've seen lots of furniture that's way more expensive than that.
I was always blown away when they would show, like, what a dining room set, at least they
claim, cost on, like, Price is Right and shit.
Like $13,000, and you're like, what the fuck?
I'm counting one table and six chairs.
They're all pretty ugly, dark wood.
I don't know, $150, $200.
And they're like, retail for retail price is $17,000.
And I'm like, what the fuck is wood?
Is this wood from the fucking Amazon rainforest?
I know.
Well, I think most things I've bought, pieces of furniture, except for this couch, have
been discounted in some way.
it's not like the it's either the floor model or it's at a consignment center or there's something
where it's like second hand this is the first time i've bought a brand new out of the box
freshly new couch when i first met her no it's not leather that would have been cool anymore
supposedly leather it's like i only got some fabric that's good for the planet or something
no it's not good for the planet but it's like resistant to stains they say it like
like any liquid or anything that gets on it,
it like drips off.
It doesn't stain.
Well, especially when you have cats, leather.
Yeah, and they got,
it's like a special fabric
where like if the cats try and scratch it,
they can't get their claws in there.
They can't get their claws out and stuck there.
The first couch I bought
when I moved in with my wife now
was from a parking lot sale.
And we had this couch for a long time
and she would always say,
it's time to get rid of it.
And she would say,
you bought it out of a parking lot.
Like she made that sound
like it was a negative thing.
Like, we've had this
You're like, I know,
I found it in a parking lot.
Like, it was inside the store.
They moved them
outside of the store
to sell them
out of this big,
it was like a Labor Day
parking lot sale
where they probably
just jacked the price up
and crossed out
the jacked up price
and put it back
to the original price.
Amazing.
That's perfect for me.
I'm such a sucker
for that shit.
If I see anything
crossed out in red,
specifically,
any number that's
crossed out in red
with another number,
even if the number's higher,
I'm like,
well, it's gotta be good.
Dude, I was so disoriented.
I went to an actual Nordstrom, like a real one, which I haven't been to in a long time.
I always go to the rack.
I walked into a regular Nordstrom and I mean, I immediately go to wherever I see red tags
and red like 50% off any kind of sale.
But before that, I had to make my way over to that section.
So you had to walk through the good stuff.
I had to walk through the good stuff.
And I was like, oh, this is a nice shirt.
This is a fucking $600 for a shirt.
I'm like, what?
What the?
How does anyone dress themselves?
How are you paying $500 for one shirt?
What's the shirt?
A t-shirt?
I don't know.
It was like a blouse, I guess, but I don't really know.
Is there shoulder pads in it?
No.
It's just a fucking shirt.
Made by Apple?
Huh?
Is it Apple?
It's one of the new Apple shirts.
It's a foldable shirt.
Foldable shirt.
That's genius.
Isn't that every shirt?
They thought of everything.
God damn, they're good.
That's why they're so smart.
Yeah, but I mean, it wasn't even a dress or a jacket or something that's like a high ticket
item.
I was just a shirt.
I would love to film Allie's face looking at price tags at even higher end stores like
Senator Beverly Hills.
I cannot believe.
Because I think that Allie's the person that not only makes a face, but probably makes
these loud, guttural sounds.
I did.
I did make a sound.
Where people probably look at you in the store and you're going, oh, yes.
And then there's the whiplash of me immediately turning around and going away.
I don't belong here.
I don't belong here.
And just going, I can't believe.
I'm so outraged.
Because it must cost, what, $4 to make that shirt?
There's no way that fabric costs that much.
It's just fabric.
It's cotton.
Right.
Like, how are you charging this much?
And how do people live where they can?
Well, if I told you right now that yesterday I got home and Jerry was chewing on one of
my wife's shoes and chewed to the point where the heel had been completely material on the
heel.
The heel was there, but all of the material was was chewed through.
and I said to her hey I don't know if this is I don't know what type of shoe this is but just so
you know you left your door open Jerry got it and she told me how expensive the pair of shoes was
well this is her industry right so she's gonna have her shoe those were technically that now
they're her shoes but they were on consign whatever they were loaned to her for you know
she got them for a client I don't even know the story but the pair of shoes this was just they
They were small.
I couldn't fit my foot in these shoes.
They were small shoes, like heels.
And they were wrapped in.
You couldn't fit your shoe in them, huh?
They're not even big enough for a real-sized foot.
And she said the pair of shoes was a $3,800 pair of shoes.
And now she has to go try to get this one fixed at a shoe repair guy just so that she can even give these to, I mean, I said, do you have insurance on that?
Does she get in trouble at work for that?
Of course.
It's like a big fucking, yeah, like a pair of shoes was chewed on by our dog.
I mean this thing about
you get a dog, you get a great dog, you get a rescue dog
you get a low
we got a reject dog that someone had put a deposit on
and couldn't go pick up and then
one move like that, that's it
you gotta make shoes out of that dog now
yeah, I mean, right
dog is gonna be shoes now, your shoes now boy
this is why I don't like, even those
small little boutique shops
where they're like, oh I love boutique shopping
Katie always wants to go window shopping
where there's little boutiques and unique things
and blah blah blah and then you look at one shirt and it's like how how are people and then what
does this lady sell one t-shirt and she's like good for the day i think that's how it is they
just sell one item and they're good for a month it's like they've covered their and it's so awkward
because the store's so small right and they're like hi do you need help with anything and i'm
like no i've seen the price of one item and i'd like to leave but i don't know how to be nice
about it cost five bucks to leave yeah i have to like pretend browse for five minutes door is
gonna cost you 40 i got one of those shops right on the corner of my block where i live and i've
hate it so much i literally crop dusted every time i walk by yeah as i'm like who supports this
there's this restaurant that we go to called finney's it's good and there's always a little
bit of a wait so it's always like 10 10 20 minutes whatever enough and then right next
door there's like a boutique shop and katie always wants to go in there and they even have
like kids stuff you know where it's all these stores always have scented candles it's all like
vintagey looking things where they have they have baby clothes too but it's like one little baby
cloth thing it was like 60 bucks for like a little something that a kid is gonna wear for like two
weeks and she's like we should get and i'm like goddamn you finney's we're having a wait yeah
they're probably in finney's probably open the clothing store here's what we're gonna do
all the people that are waiting for finney's they're gonna go right next door they're gonna
be they're bored and they're gonna and then they're gonna see something like oh it says
i'm with stupid with an arrow you're stupid let's buy it and then i'm just sitting there
looking at my phone going please get the text please get the text at your table ready please
Yeah, there's nothing better than when you're about to make that stupid purchase because
you're killing time and then you get the alert like, let's go, let's go.
Got it, drop it, drop everything.
Drop it out, we out.
Johnny's entered the room now.
Johnny's in the chat.
Yeah, what's up?
Jake's in the chat.
Kibby's in the chat.
Oh, yeah.
Johnny, do you get excited about any of this stuff?
Yeah, I was just literally watching that in the other room.
That's where I was at.
And they were just showing the new foldable iPhone.
I forgot the name of it.
What was it called?
Apple.
The Apple Duo.
Duo, yeah.
Don't give a shit.
Yeah, it actually kind of seems like the Newton all over again.
Jake should do a video now to talk about all the cool advancements on his old phone that he still uses.
This is a kind of new phone.
Oh, yeah, Jake had a new one recently.
He has a brand new phone, actually.
I forgot about that.
Jake was rocking the iPhone 11 for a while.
I actually, I had to get a new phone when I started working here because my phone that I had wouldn't take the fucking, like, OneProtect shit that we have whenever we log in.
Oh, check our emails.
Yeah, like, whenever you log into our system, you have to, like, do a OneProtect dual authentication.
and my phone wouldn't accept the app.
So I had to get a new phone even before the work year.
Yeah, that happened to my father-in-law where he was like,
I can't download any apps anymore.
I think he had an iPhone 7 or something and eventually he had to get rid of it.
Yeah, I was going to keep that phone forever because I liked having headphones,
like real headphones.
You know, what's funny is that what my kid got for her birthday yesterday
is talking about a throwback.
She got a landline.
and the landline
is making a
landline's making
a comeback dog
shit what is that
what's a landline
it's something that
you talk on every
single day at your job
oh the phone
you mean a phone
yeah
a landline
in her bedroom
they don't even have
ports for that
in modern houses
it's done differently
now there's a
thing called
I don't even know
the name of the
there's a couple
places
probably all on
wifi or something
it's wifi
it's called
tin can
or some shit
like that
but basically
it's kids
they look like
phones
they look like
the phones
we used to have
in our rooms
You got a Garfield phone?
What's that?
Is that a Garfield phone?
It's a Garfield phone
Oh cool
And all they do
Is call each other now
On these little tin cans
It's all
It's for a little girl
But it's like a
Fucking huge party
Oh my god
I loved my phone
But you know
It's kind of great
Because now it's like
They don't have to do FaceTime
Everything was FaceTime
It just calls
No internet
No touch screen
No nothing
9-1-1
And calls
But you can't even call
You can't just dial numbers
And call people
You have to have
them verify but like I had to get her a number
she has a what's the area code 747
is that the area code here we have 818 in the valley
no I think they're out of those now
they're out of 818 numbers
I think we're on to a 747
but I mean she's got like a real
like a phone number and she's like oh yeah this is
what everyone wants a landline I'm like get the fuck out
so she has to remember phone numbers
you found it what's it called it is called tin can
and it looks like a little tin can
that's what I gave her it's an old tin can
tin can phone
so she can't call like long distance or can't call like i think i would have to approve it no
man what if she gets a friend in switzerland it just costs you so much money i'm so excited
she ordered this cheap ass fucking thing and lo and behold i get this bill in a month it's like
how did they even find me i found a tin can friend in hong kong that's crazy i'm gonna be living out
This is my friend, Tin Can.
So she has to remember her friend's phone numbers?
Yeah, that's a whole, and she said, she goes, how do you even do that?
And I said, I had that ability at one point, but I've lost the ability now.
I mean, any number that I was grandfathered into knowing, like my home phone number.
408-267-9929.
Wow.
Call it up.
It's my home phone number from San Jose.
Is anyone there still?
Someone calls it?
I don't know.
I've never called it.
Call it up.
But those are the numbers you're grandfathered into.
And then I think that's it.
I think I remember my dad's old work phone when he used to work.
And that's all I got.
I can't remember new numbers now.
If someone said call now.
I don't know your guys' phone numbers.
There would be no way I could call you guys after show.
I don't even have Jake's name stored in my phone.
Oh, you didn't save his name as a contact?
No.
Good for you.
Whenever Jake texts me, it says, maybe Jake.
God damn it.
You should put it in your phone as that.
Maybe Jake.
I'll text you right now.
I'm not even sure.
Maybe change.
Hey, you haven't changed your contact name for me in your phone.
That's right.
I'm still JJ Assistant.
JJ Assistant.
And I'm never an assistant.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, when there was no job at K-Rock, I was maybe going to hire Johnny to be an assistant.
Oh, a personal assistant?
Maybe assistant?
No, I wanted to, it was actually, it says JJ Autist is what it says.
Oh, damn it.
Vanessa's here.
Vanessa, you look like the Bugle Boy.
What?
You're in all denim here.
Oh, yeah.
What's the big information from the meeting?
I think I can say this
on the showbie
I was like guys
we want
I was talking about
football
because we're in that season
football
go Rams
right Vanessa
Rams
oh they're gonna give me
they're gonna give me
tickets for 921
so I'll go in person
oh good
they're gonna give you
Rams tickets
yeah
when are they playing
because they're playing
Allie's team
the Cardinals
that's 921
I don't think that's 921
because that's coming up
no they're playing
the Niners Allie
They're giving you tickets to the Rams-Niners game?
Sorry, Allie, you're not a Niners fan.
Can I go with you?
You're a Cardinals fan now.
You're a Cardinals fan now. Accept it.
So I can't go to any Niner games?
Commissioner says you can't do that.
You're riding with the cards.
Well, I don't have people that want to go to football games.
I want to go to that.
Sorry, Allie, you can't.
Those are the tickets I ask for every year.
Whatever Rams-Niners game there is.
Gave them to Vanessa.
And they just fucking gave them to Vanessa.
Well, she's been a Rams fan for six hours.
It says they're playing, wait.
Well, I don't know.
They said the 921.
Rams, Niners, or week one?
No, no, 921, she said.
921.
That's got to be it.
Right now, it says tomorrow, 535.
I know, I'm wearing a hat.
That's the one in Australia.
That's the Australia game.
Hold on, hold on.
So that's like the Niners home game?
Yeah, but they're not playing again late September.
That's impossible.
Yeah, that would be way too soon.
Yeah, yeah.
Whatever next home game it is, guys.
It would be funny if Vanessa just got tickets to the Rams.
That might be the Cardinals one, actually.
Oh my gosh, I hope it is so we can go together.
But anyway, so I asked, like, hey, we'd love to go to the Super Bowl because we're doing this thing.
It was a straight no.
And then Ricky fought for us.
What do you mean a straight no?
Like, they're like, no, impossible.
Tickets are like $5,000.
They said no, impossible.
Yeah, literally.
Straight, like it was that straight no.
I feel like if any of us.
No.
Oh, go ahead.
But then Ricky was like, he's like, we've given a pair of tickets before.
Like, I feel like this could possibly happen.
our boss, our boss boss, Jeff,
he's like, they get the tickets
and it usually goes to clients,
but I'm like, but content over clients.
Right.
Clients, because they got the money.
Right, right, right.
We need the money.
I mean...
No, listen.
The 21st is a Giants.
Yeah, that's Giants Rams.
Terrible.
Have fun.
You know why I got those things, Allie?
Because they're the same as the Giants.
I'm not your friend anymore.
Yeah.
Whatever, I'm just going to sit there.
And it's a Monday night game.
Show you a photo.
Oh, Monday night.
I know, I hate Mondays.
No, it's a cool game, though.
Monday Night Football is cool.
I mean, that game's going to suck, but, you know.
Well, who wants to go with me?
So they said no, and then they said maybe,
and we're back to where we'll just have to find a way
to get there ourselves.
Well, we didn't say we had to go in the building
for a Super Bowl.
Like, we could, no.
We got Jake there last year.
We can get ourselves there.
Yeah, somebody's going to get us there.
We don't need that.
We sent, if you remember, Allie,
I don't know if you remember this,
but the last time the Super Bowl was in L.A.,
we did send, we gave away a pair of tickets
to a listener.
which I'd rather
I think it'll highly depend on who goes to the Super Bowl
plus I got a friend that works at SoFi
so maybe if we start planning the scene now
we could actually pull this off
what does that person do at SoFi
actually runs events and coordination
like they're actually boots on the ground like they do shit
well if it ends up being me I can
go as a pregnant mascot
and I can go into a costume
like we can sneak in
well it's not going to be you, you're the Cardinals
sorry Allie
Yeah, Allie, it's too bad.
You're in Arizona.
Someone did say on the text line, they said it would be funny, though,
somehow this was a reverse mush, and Allie reversed mush at its finest,
and the Cardinals have an amazing season.
Even if they do, there's no fucking way.
It's the hardest division in football.
They're not going to go to the Super Bowl,
but could they go further than one of our other teams?
Could they potentially have a better season than, let's just say,
you know, the Ravens?
If Henry goes down and fucking, what's his face, goes down?
Lamar Jackson?
Yeah, Lamar Jackson.
Say both die.
They've gotten hurt before.
To be honest, yeah, they have been bad.
I didn't even know they were a football team until I heard the name today.
Who, the Ravens?
No, the Cardinals.
Oh, yeah, I know.
I was like, you mean the St. Louis, the baseball?
They're a very forgettable team.
And I tried to watch their games, and they're boring.
And their logo sucks, dick.
Yeah.
It's fucking the worst.
Cardinals-Rams, October 18th, I'll be there.
All right.
Okay, last for those tickets.
Those tickets went to clients, sorry.
Wait, we have an event that day, I think.
I do want to go to this Rams-Niners game on this Sunday, December 13th.
Do you see the schedule at the end?
Rams-Seahawks and Rams-Seahawks again like two weeks later.
Oh, wow.
It's fucking sick.
Both here, both here.
Oh, Christmas Day game, Rams versus Seahawks.
And then it's two of the last three games of the season.
It's Rams-Seahawks.
If I'm in town on Christmas, I don't know yet, but I feel like that would be fun to go to.
We're not going anywhere.
I always look at the people in the stadium on Christmas games like, oh, what the fuck?
They don't have anything better to do.
But then I think to myself, you know what?
That could be kind of fun.
You did it the right way.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's the right way.
It's Christmas, open gifts.
You tailgate and you actually do it upright.
You actually make a day of it.
Your kids aren't going to want to do that.
No, they're not.
That's sick.
I wasn't really thinking about them in my scenario.
We should have done a basketball draft or something.
Basketball is way more entertaining.
It's football season.
No way.
Football is way more entertaining.
I agree with Johnny.
Yeah, what's wrong with basketball?
How does that miss the mark?
There's too many games.
But it's fun, though.
The Lakers actually are good.
Allie didn't like you when they started putting all those...
White guys on the team?
you know
she liked that part
she didn't like
when they started
putting all those
messages of hope
and stuff on the jerseys
equal rights and stuff
yeah she hated that
I do hate equal rights
I thought I'd pull a clip
which we could pull a clip
since it's overtime
but we can't
I know we're not allowed
alright we gotta get
into our actual show meeting
so anyway
thanks for hanging out
I know last week
the bar was set pretty high
for this show overtime episode
because Vanessa went deep
with her exploit
oh yeah
like 45 minutes
went on for a long time
and we are talking about
some possibilities
about just having a conversation with Ginger Justin
about doing a slightly extended show over time
with visual component.
Oh, really?
But that would require a different setup,
and we're trying to do some things
to make this more fun for you guys.
But hopefully we see you on Wednesday.
I don't know.
I guess that would be our next show over time,
which we're not going to be able to do that day.
Oh, yeah.
So we'll have to do a bonus episode.
But hopefully if you're listening,
just a reminder, Descanso, Siesta Fiesta.
You decide which one is there.
You're there for the napping.
you there for the party. Please get
there. I saw Blind Charlie made a comment
where he put a couple of emojis of
drinks and then wrote, wink, wink.
Really? So, what does that mean? Cool.
That means blind drink? We're too stupid
to figure that out.
I mean, I don't even know if he knows what winking means
because he's blind, but...
What does that do? I don't know, maybe it means something
different in his world? That's how he takes a screenshot.
But, so yeah,
you can look at our comments and, you know,
I know we promised you the free tacos and the shirts, but
But Blind Charlie always seems to go there with a credit card in hand.
I just got an interesting text from my lady friend.
She's going to let me crash at her house for the first time without her there.
What?
Oh, you're in there, man.
You are in there.
Why would you do that?
Because she lives closer to the Seahawks bar.
And so I want to crash there and then wake up and then go watch the game at the backstage in Culver City.
Nice, man.
You're getting domesticated.
You are so in there.
So you're not going to watch the game with her?
I don't know.
She's going to come with me, but I just don't want to drive from Burbank to fucking Culver
City in the middle of the day.
Because you want to get drunk.
No, I just don't want to fucking sit in traffic for an hour plus.
Oh, right, right, right.
I just want to go down there in like 20 minutes.
But you drove to Ventura last night from Mars Volta, right?
Yeah, but I left way early, and traffic was sick.
Oh, I didn't know you liked that band.
That's actually one of my favorite drives.
How'd you end up getting tickets?
I fucking had to buy them.
Oh, how much did you pay?
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
92 bucks.
That's it?
It was only 92 bucks?
What do you want to say to Miles who couldn't come through for you?
It's fine.
He's going to hook me up before.
You didn't even say it.
And he's going to try to hook me up for Candlebox.
Cool.
But what happened this time?
The record rep couldn't get it.
It was like a sold out thing.
Even though you were able to buy a ticket for $92 on the day of the show?
Actually, I should have waited.
It got down to $42 during the show.
Wow.
All right.
Well, I guess when the band plays L.A. only 11 times every six months.
No, they haven't played for almost a year.
Every time I see you, you're wearing a new fucking Mars Volta shirt,
and you explain you bought it the night before at some show.
I haven't seen him since the day before Thanksgiving last year.
And he played Pasadena.
All right.
Well, that'll do it for us.
You have a good one.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Allie's watching the announcement.
What did they announce now?
Are you on the Apple thing?
No, now I'm actually looking at they just announced the first slate of hosts for SNL.
And I feel like it's always Dakota Johnson.
She's bad.
Is she like always doing stuff?
Let her do it.
She's hot.
Jalen Brunson is first.
Uh-huh.
And then Dakota Johnson and Shane Gillis and Indi Navarrete.
Oh, Indi Navarrete.
Obsession.
That's the girl from Obsession.
Come on, y'all.
Oh, got it.
She's bad as hell.
And Turnstile, Cat's Eye, Gracie Abrams, Rosalia.
Solid.
That's a solid.
All right.
I think so.
When Jake's saying who, you know it's good.
That's how you know it's good.
did they announce
Wolves of Glendale yet
on the cast or no
no I haven't seen that
is that for sure
happening
I know I just
I know they auditioned
and I think they'd be
a great addition to SNL
they're very funny
and friends of the show
I'd love them to make it
on there
all right that's it for us
all right goodbye
we
