Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Sniffin' Pits with Pit Stops

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. And now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Summer heat wave means you must make sure you have the right amount of deodorant on

so you're not the stinky person where everyone's going around going, because a lot of people smell it and then they have to check their own pits for a second and go, I hope that's not me. Nothing worse than smelling it and then realizing it's you. But it's never that person. The person who is stinky never knows they're stinky. Never knows they're stinky. They've become nose-blind themselves.

That's why we started doing pit stops where Jake goes around, especially on the hottest days like yesterday, and goes up to random people, approaches them, and says, do you mind if I sniff your pits? Now, this time, we decided let's up the ante for pit stops. Where's his intro, by the way? Here it is, right here. It's hot, and as an avid sweater,

I know how important it is to wear proper deodorant. So we hit the streets to sniff some pits. This is Pit Stops. So that's Jake as he hits the streets. I thought there was a produced one. There is. Well, there's this one. Yeah, this one is the other one.

He was, this is the better one. Hold on. Oh, my God. No, this, hold on. This is, like, wigging out. Let's see. So Jake's segment is obviously not put together great because Jake was behind it. But the important thing is that he brought with him little deodorants yesterday.

So if people did not pass the official, like, smog test, pit stop check. Oh, he's helping people out. He gave them deodorant. Because in the past, we just addressed there's a problem here. But we never solved the problem. Now, we actually figured out a way to solve the problem as well by just handing out deodorant, which I think is probably the greatest thing we could do to anyone in Southern California. So Jake hit the streets, and, you know, things started, as they always do, uncomfortable and weird.

He starts by chatting with this man by the name of Curtis. What's your name? I'm Curtis. Curtis from where? Burbank. Curtis, it's been a really hot day. What have you been doing to stay cool? Usually just trying to get into the pool.

Yeah? And what have you been doing today? Have you been playing sports? Just got off work. I got to kickball right after this. He's an adult kickball player. Nothing wrong with that. I was an adult kickball player.

It's case in point right there. So he knows he's about to go do something active. Jake gives him the sniff test. Oh, you're going to kickball? Yes. Okay. Well, K-Rock, we think it's important to keep smelling fresh during a heat wave. Would it be okay if I sniff your pits to see how fresh you're smelling?

Sure. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Let me see. Oh, yeah. not bad. Not bad at all, man. Decent. Uh, this has been

a K-Rock pit stop. Meow. Can you do the noise? Meow. So, uh, people, uh, it's one for one. Guy smelled decent. Now, Jake, did you give him the sticker that he passed the pit? Because he was supposed to wear that around proudly like the I Voted

sticker people that lets everyone know he doesn't have BO. Oh, yeah, I gave everybody stickers. Are you just saying that or you did? No, no one gave me stickers. I don't have stickers. We had stickers made for this. We had deodorant with stickers on them. Yeah.

Well, yeah, but that was deodorant. I gave people deodorants if they smelled bad, but no one gave me stickers like you passed the smell test. Oh, so how many then deodorants did you give out to people who smelled bad? Three. Really? Yeah. I think he said Todd was the smelliest guy. Is that right?

Yes. Was Todd the smelliest or was it Nina? No, Todd was the smelliest. Here's him going up to Todd right now. What's your name? Todd. Todd from where? I'm from, I live in Glendale.

Todd, it's been a super hot day today. What have you been doing to stay cool? Working as much as I can because we have air conditioning. Sure. Driving around a lot because I have air conditioning. I don't know. I'm just cool. Of course, the planes always like to find Jake in the middle of his interview.

So here's a plane landing above Jake's head. Uh, well, K-Rock, we think it's important to keep smelling fresh during a heat wave. Oh, my God. Uh, would it be okay if I sniff your pits to see how fresh you're smelling? F*** yeah. Oh. Yeah? Oh.

You can do that. You can do that. All right. F*** yeah, brother. You want the side view? And let's do it right in here. I'll just get right in here. Hey, is this a big guy?

This is a bigger guy, right? Yeah, he's a little bit bigger guy. Yeah, because he mentions that he's got B-cup breasts, and he's moved to the side. Jake filmed all this, too, by the way. But he had, like, a button-up shirt, so he kind of unbuttoned his shirt for me. Were there pit stains? Side view? Pit stains, Jake?

It was like a patterned shirt, so I couldn't tell there was pit stains. Side view? That means there is, because people that have pit stains, they kind of know. They distract you with the print. Yeah, they got to get some paisley. Get some paisley in these pits. Side view? So they could be better.

That's not the best. No, you're smelling under my bee cups. Get in there. So you weren't even in his pits. You were smelling underneath his man boots. I was getting in there, but then he opened up his shirt, and then he had me getting in that way. Oh, God. I don't want to cross over.

Oh, f***. Come on. I got to get in there? Oh, God damn it. Are you a little scruffy? Can you shave next time? Jesus Christ. Was that rough for you?

You know what? If it wasn't so damn hot, that would have been just fine. You know what you might need, what might help you, is this Klein Alley Show deodorant. Put that on. You know, I can never get these things off. Oh, yeah, the little things. Oh, f***. Maybe that's why you guys smell so bad.

You have some trauma with that little plastic cap. You know I've never figured out how to open a can of deodorant. Okay. It's explained by a stink. Because I'll just buy more Paisley. It's melted. Am I supposed to drink it? No, no, no.

Just put it on. Am I supposed to drink it? That's how hot it was yesterday. The deodorant we were hitting. Deodorant melted? Sweaty people was melting. It was like, yeah, the deodorant was sweating. Oh, my God.

So then Jake applies it on this man. On the boobs? Wherever you want. It always gets real weird. Like, it's a weird concept, but it's supposed to be great. Yeah, let me smell you now. Okay. Oh, wow, it's so much better.

That's right. Just try the Klein Alley Show K-Rock deodorant. Anytime there's a heat wave in L.A., you know where to find me. Wow. It's a great little plug for us. Todd. This has been a K-Rock pit stop. So there you have it.

That's pit stop success, turning it around. Of course, Allie, the original time we met Moist Joyce was during a pit stop, and Jay can't sniff pits without running into Moist Joyce. So here she was yesterday. Moist Joyce. In the house. How you doing? I'm hot as hell.

There's our girl. Jay can't do anything in the street without running into Moist Joyce, who's now become a local celebrity. How you doing? I'm hot as hell. Yeah, it was a pretty warm one today. Yes, it was. How you feeling? A little bit warm in all places.

In all the places. Every fold, every flap. Yeah? How moist are you right now? Oh, you don't want to know. It's very moist. Yeah? Yeah, it's going to start sprouting.

It's growing It's growing fungus It's its own atmosphere It's sprouting what? It's its own ecosystem Probably little plants or something Alright, we know K-Rock We do pit stops

Is it okay if I sniff your pits and see how If you really want to, you can How do you think you're smelling right now? Oh, I always smell good Except for the times you're not Alright, here we go Here we go. Not bad.

Yeah, see, I've never had anybody. You've been way worse. All right, this has been KROQ's Pitch Stops. Fine for moist choice. Watch Kate and Allie. I mean, sorry. I can only get the name right. Listen to her voice now.

She is so dry. Listen to this. I can only think of the Allie part at the moment. What is it? Klein and Allie. Klein and Allie. She's not Kurt. Don't forget to watch Climbing Alley in the mornings with Jake and Moise Joyce on occasion.

On occasion. On KROQ. On KROQ. We have another successful round of pit stops. It's like a lion. A dying lion. Jake handed out a lot of deodorant yesterday, so we did our part to try to make SoCal smell just a little bit better. Quick break.

Back in a moment. If you are a parent and your wits end with your kids, you don't know what to do because here we are in the middle part of the summer where there's still a couple weeks before school starts again, sometimes up to a month. you already had them for a month we'd like to hear what is the most annoying thing your kids are doing this summer and we're going to help solve those problems with the great pat mcgann that'll be next k rock