Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Taboo Love

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

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Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Taboo relationships, certain people you're not supposed to date. Sometimes it's actually illegal, especially if it's a doctor-patient situation. Or a relative. Or a relative, but they didn't stop Allie, so you can see that up on the Instagram. By the way, I'm following closely that cousin marriage law that's happening in Florida. You know...

You said that didn't pass. 657 let us know that they can't call right now, but they did at one point start dating their parole officer, which is an interesting... That has to be a sense of accomplishment. That is, wow, I'm trying to think. At that point, I guess the parole officer would be in the wrong because that's probably the deal. You're not supposed to, right? I would imagine.

I would imagine that violates parole. Like, it violates your job as a parole officer. My dad also married his boss. Oh, wow. Well, that happens more often than that. I think a lot of times now you have to make a decision. Like, you know, some people will actually leave a job because the relationship gets to a point where they're like,

if word gets out, we'll get fired anyway. Hey, Ricky, you're on KROQ talking about people that you dated that you probably shouldn't have for whatever the reason may be. We found out yesterday that Johnny's friend is now dating a former English teacher. Not his English teacher, but a former English teacher, I guess, at the school. So, like, you know, it's a little different if it's your own, I guess. Of course, it's completely different if they taught you and then later on in life you get to date that person and you had a crush on them in high school or whatever grade it was. Remember that Is It Creepy we did a while ago where the man started dating a woman and she was like in her 20s and he was in his 40s. Okay, that happens a lot.

But the weird thing is that they had a picture of when she was like three and was sitting on his shoulders. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's me and my wife. And then they recreated it. Yeah. Ricky, what's up? Well, all of that babble reminded me that one of my friends.

Thank you. Thanks so much. Thanks for summing up our show. I appreciate that. You sound like our boss. Johnny's college. He teaches at Johnny's college, and he slept with students. He's gay.

You have a teacher? You know a teacher where Johnny went to college who slept with male students? That's a side story. Yeah, literally. So I keep sending him messages. It's like, is this a guy you stuck with? But anywho. Good babble, dude.

That was some real babbling right there. This guy knows babble. Takes a babble to know a babble. Yeah. Why did you call originally? Does this apply to you in any way? No. Well, because I know a teacher that slept with Johnny.

But anywho, I slept with a student. Later on, they hired the student to work at my location. And I stole a lot of money. and the student my new co-worker whatever was uh accused of stealing said money i'm sorry you're saying that you slept with a student but now you're saying it's a slash co-worker did you sleep with a student or a co-worker he hired a former student to be his co-worker and then he stole money it's a convoluted story i can't get to the bottom That's right, we don't have time.

Anonymous, you're on KROQ. Hi, what happened to you? So shortly after high school, I was hooking up with an old classmate who was a known drug addict under the false pretense that I would get them drugs. And I never told anyone

because on a completely unrelated note, she later committed suicide. Oh my God, that's so sad. Terribly sad story. Jesus. I didn't realize these stories were going to be like this. This took a real twist.

I was thinking we'd get more stories like 323 who said, I am currently sleeping with my kid's teacher. I am divorced, so it's totally cool, but also I could understand why she wants to keep it hush-hush. Now, think about that for a second. You have a kid who's in school. They have a teacher. You start sleeping with their teacher. Is there a conflict of interest there? Maybe.

I don't know. Is that? I don't think there's. I don't know. There's no rules against it, I don't think. I don't think the schools would have rules against that. At my kid's school, there was a big scandal with the principal sleeping with a parent. But that's the principal.

Is that a different standard than a teacher? I think so. I don't think it would be worse if it was a teacher. Right, exactly. This wasn't an employee. 714. When I was a prosecutor, I slept with a judge. Now, I don't know what the rules are on that either.

Guilty of being erect. I don't know what the rules are. The rule is you can't say that. Oh, that's the rule? I object to that joke. So it's happening on a variety of levels across the board. Allie, of course, mentioned that she and her wife had a threesome with her wife's former softball coach, but this was many years later. Yeah, so she was an assistant softball coach, and she was one of the younger.

I think she had just graduated college, or maybe she was even still in college. She was an assistant coach for my wife's high school softball team. later they reconnected became friends and then you know katie and i started dating and then it just kind of came up where we were like hey if we're gonna have a threesome let's do it and then we did it and i was i kind of felt like by proxy i had sex with my softball coach even though that wasn't direct but it still felt pretty cool there's all these relationships that are taboo for different reasons and ones that you know you're not allowed to do like inside the workplace sometimes it doesn't even matter if you have the same level of job they say they don't

any hooking up in the workplace, period. They just don't want that drama there. But, I mean, that's where most people end up meeting and spending most of their day together. Right. Where else are you supposed to meet people on stage? That's why Allie and I have so much sexual chemistry. Yeah, I know.

It's palpable. That's where all the palpable comes from. I do. 3101, I'm interested if you think this is equally inappropriate. This person slept with their ex's dad. Slept with their ex's dad. What would be the reason for that? Because she said,

I slept with my ex's dad after she cheated on me. Oh, well, that's good revenge right there, I guess. So you're getting revenge sex with the dad, but I mean, what an inappropriate... I mean, that's a whole porn category, is it not? Yeah, crappy dad, by the way. Yeah, that is a crappy dad right there. I don't know, but what the hell are you doing? I guess it passes down through generations.

Charles, you're on KROQ. Hi, what happened to you? Hey, good morning. I was a pool manager, and I slept with one of my employees. And are there rules about that at the pool? No running. Ooh. No, yeah, no, definitely big no-no.

Oh, it's a big no-no. You have to keep it, yeah. Keep it hush-hush from all the other employees. This is Dan. You're on KROQ. Hi, what's up? Hey, so when I was in first grade, my school had this program where they paired

first and seventh graders together and, you know, you have like a reading buddy. There's an older kid who read to you and stuff. Yeah, yeah, they still have that reading buddy. You know what? I never got a reading buddy ever because I was not able to read. Well, I wasn't either,

which is why she read to me. And then like 15 years later, she also married me. Wow. That's interesting now. That's one of the... So you were the first grader. She was the seventh grader.

And then 15 years later... Does she still read to you? It's so weird. Charlotte's Web. Or it's like Cat in the Hat. He's a terrific pig. Charlotte's Web was sticky. Yeah, all right.

Oh, there, thanks for that joke. That's Dan right there. God, what is this water today? That's an interesting, I think everyone's reading out the Jake Dill joke book today. Yeah, seriously. All right, well, that's, wow. You all got laid. Good for you.

Some of these relationships are at levels of taboo I didn't even think about. I mean, obviously, you know, everyone thinks about boss. Yeah, boss employee, and I understand that happens constantly. And I also, I have a friend who's a teacher, and when we were talking about, you know, teachers letting loose over the summer and she was like you know there are a lot of teachers who are swingers or just kind of freaky so it kind of makes sense when you think about in that context right omar i don't know your wife's a teacher i don't know if you think about this sally but this is an interesting one from 818 i slept with one of my parents friends i am 24 at the time and

And they were in their mid-30s. But apparently, I found out afterwards that this person was my godfather. Cool. So, think about that for a second. That's weird. But you don't know. Like, you know, some people get that title. It doesn't mean anything.

Oh, my gosh. My wife became somebody's godmother and she takes it so seriously. She had sex with her. Oh, yeah. Good. That's the most important duty. All right. Topher, Katie, I wish we could get to all these calls.

We have to play this one from Dominic. Wait, Katie's on the phone. Oh, it's Allie's wife, Katie. Hold on one second. Let's see here currently. Hi, Katie. Welcome to KROQ. What's up?

Oh, this isn't the wife. Oh, okay. It's not Ali's wife. Different case. Go ahead. It does. Yeah. So I had a jujitsu coach who would measure.

Can you turn and disguise your voice? So my name is Janice. Let Ali's wife talk, everyone. I slept with my tap teacher. I'm sorry. Ali's wife. Go ahead. You're on the air.

Kate, what happened? I had a jiu-jitsu coach that would mentor teenage girls, and then once they were 18, he'd try to sleep with them. Wow. Man, that jiu-jitsu. I'm telling you, they should make that illegal, jiu-jitsu. Just jiu-jitsu in general? Yeah, I think that's all those jiu-jitsu coaches are doing is sleeping with the people. I'm pretty sure of it.

That's where Jake comes from. 562 said they're a plumber, and they've slept with multiple clients on the job. That seems crazy. Everyone knows the plumber's stereotype. I don't think the plumber's held to a higher standard. like there's probably no rules against that and maybe that's a weird fantasy thing but it does feel like if they're there to solve a problem i've never seen a hot plumber right every plumber that's ever come to my house looks like they live in a sewer yeah exactly tofer you're on k-rock hi

what's up you know so uh i used to work my mom well my mom used to take me to work when i was like seven yeah and i made me you know meet all the co-workers so later on in life i started working where she is, and I slept with most of those co-workers. Most of the co-workers you slept with? Most of them. A few of them. How old were you when this happened?

He said he went to work as a kid and met all of her co-workers when he was seven. And then later he went to go work there. What's the age gap? Yeah. About 15, 20 years. Oh, man. Do you think they were like,

oh my gosh, I remember you as a kid. Anyway, take your pants off. The whole reason we did this segment was so Allie would say something stupid like that and we'd play it back in her face.