Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - What Makes You Fun

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. That's your inspiration to give us a call right now at 800-520-1067.

Let us know why you are fun, what is the funnest thing about you, and why we must have you at the Endless Summer Kegger, also known as the Clam Slam. We are getting together one last time this summer. We'd love you to join us. It's going to be at the Back Bay Amphitheater, Hyatt Regency, Newport Beach on September 3rd. Slightly Stupid will be there to provide some music.

We're putting together all of the food, the drinking, and some of the activities that we cannot yet talk about on the air, But from everything behind the scenes, including some limited edition merch that we're talking about bringing, it's going to be a great time. And we'd love you to be there if you're a fan of the show or just want one last good hang. And maybe you had a lame summer. Let's be honest. Summer's winding down. Maybe you didn't do anything that fun.

And you're like, this sucks. I look back at summer 2026, and I literally had no fun. I worked the whole time. I didn't travel. Summer job. Summer school. So whatever it may be, this could be your one last hurrah this summer. And we need you there if you are fun.

That's the question. What is fun, Allie? Fun means different things to different people. Sex, drugs, access to things. We say good morning to Claudia. Why are you fun as we start the search for someone fun to bring to our Endless Summer Kegger at 800-520-1067. What's up, Claudia? Good morning, Sweet Dibs, guys.

Sweet Dibs. I'm fun because I'm a hoe. Oh. Okay. That's a good place to start. You say a hoe? Certain type of fun. What makes you a hoe?

um let's just say i slammed the clam oh so that means that you will have sex with any buddy allegedly allegedly all right well sounds fun enough to me all right contest over put on the song we're giving her tickets moving on uh jonah why are you fun this is the question what makes you fun you have like 10 seconds to sell yourself on what is the funnest thing about you what's up Jonah? I like to party. I like to do my fair share of heavy drinking, so I carry a couple things. Primarily

my plastic barf bag, a flashlight, a rape whistle. I'm not that guy who'll throw up all over your curtains or couch or bushes. Discreetly go somewhere, barf, rinse, repeat, you know? So wait a minute. You bring with you, you're so fun that you bring with you your

own barf bag. Like on an airplane? No, no, no. Just a plastic bag, you know? Yeah, and then you have it with you. How often when you go out drinking do you end up throwing up? I tend to black out sometimes. That's what the rape whistle's for. So, yeah, I have to bring the barf bag as well.

So your items you bring with you when you go out to party are a barf bag, a flashlight, and what? A little whistle, you know, just in case I get lost, I'll blow it. A whistle. A rape whistle. That's a good idea. What's the flashlight for? This guy sounds fun. Yeah, what is the...

I would assume if he wakes up in the middle of the night somewhere. Which line was he on? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Hey, Jonah, what is the flashlight for? Just in case it gets too dark, I don't throw up on your bushes or I don't miss the bag. Oh, the flashlight is to make sure you puke in your barf bag. Oh, wow, so you're holding a flashlight

as you puke into a bag. That's talent. That's fun. I think that you're a good multitasker, but also you come prepared because you know what to expect of yourself. You expect fun to happen, maybe some too much fun situations, but you're prepared for them.

Do you think that that is, I'm just trying to figure out, does that make him fun or does that make him a liability? I mean, gosh, remember when he threw up in the bag but he brought his own flashlight and a rape? I mean, that's the guy you talk about where you're like,

this guy is all prepared over there with a bunch of like apocalyptic drunk supplies. I like the idea of him walking around with like a Batman-style utility belt and all of his things on it. I don't touch that. That's my puke bag. I'm going to need that for later.

All right. Well, that's interesting. David, why are you fun? Listen, everyone can be fun for different reasons. Want to make sure there's fun people? What's up, David? Two easy reasons. One, I work in the cannabis industry, so I can bring the weed.

Two, I play rugby for Santa Monica Rugby Club. You know anything about rugby players? We can drink pretty well and we're always a good time. Rugby players are drinkers. In fact, I almost think rugby is like an excuse more for the drinking that happens afterwards. They're pretty hardcore, right? Hardcore, but they will throw... I mean, I've known a few, and...

You've known a few rugby players? Yeah, yeah. We used to work with a rugby player. Or was he footy? He was rugby, right? I was footy. Dead Eyes was footy? Yeah.

Oh, I take it back. Yeah, he was... But he did like to drink. You think that guy was doing rugby? Probably not. The heck is footy? He was so sickly all the time. I assumed that was one of the effects.

There's no way. I thought he had a blood clot because of all the rugby. Rugby people are, like, built. Oh. Well, look, he works... We're all sides... Forget about the rugby thing. The guy works in the cannabis industry, so that's a great, fun person to know.

And, you know, sometimes you can hear fun in the voice. I can hear fun in this guy's voice. It's weathered. It's been through things. Jackie, why are you fun? 800-520-1067. Want to make sure we have fun people with us at the end of the summer. Kegger, what's up?

Hello? Hi, Jackie. Hi, yeah, my name is Jackie, and I am a cosplay content creator. What kind of cosplay? Mainly, I'm a juggalette. I do a lot of clown cosplay, but it's October, so I'm starting my horror content as well. You're a juggalette? Yes.

Oh, man. I feel like we need to have a juggalette here. Don't you, Allie? As long as she has a name tag that says juggalette. I think it'll be clear. She's a female juggalo. Is she willing to provide some foot juice? My cod name is Jackpot.

Answer Omar's question about the foot juice. My foot, too? foot juice uh all right hold on that's jackie she's a uh she's a juggalette that's interesting that's a very niche type of fun yeah and you know she obviously plans ahead for the season so she's gearing up for halloween so she has tailored fun depending on the season i respect that a mark on k-rock why why do you believe you're fun i'm a i'm a pounder night oh man got lost pounding toward us yeah oh yeah should put you in touch with that juggalette we just met a moment ago There's probably a few people on this phone line that you can upset.

Do you guys all know each other already? I feel like we're now going to your party. What's going on here? Let me say hi to Brendan on KROQ. You believe you're the most fun. Why? What's up? Yeah, I'm the funnest guy, guys.

I can't wait. I got through. I can't wait. I'm the hype guy over there. I get everyone all pumped up. And during the shows, I just jump around and let everyone know they're having a good time. Everyone loves to just have a great time, right? endless summer, so I just want to make it

the most fun it's time to get out. He's got a good vibe in his voice. He's got a good energy to that voice. Yeah, I mean, he's a hype man who's having a little trouble finding his words. Right. He's an illiterate hype man. He's too hype. I like what he's saying. Brendan, when's the last time you got really excited in life?

Last time I got really excited in life is what happened? I got a free, what did I get? Oh, I won the lotto. Just like $20 on a scratcher, but man, that $20 came in handy. I was just so excited and just wanted to

just, I don't know, put it in gas. That wasn't fun, but... Oh, man. Won the lottery and spent it on gas? Not fun. Yeah, you got less fun as that call went on, which is too bad, because I liked you. Yeah! Unlead it, please.

Tara, why are you fun? um i always i am i'm fine i always bring the party with me so um i'm that loud friend i'm always um bringing some mushrooms with me having the drinks i also just saw slightly stupid at the stadium this year so huge fan um so yeah love to love to party with you guys and you would be taking mushrooms of course yeah always uh-huh and you will stay the whole time yeah you might It leaves me a little bit, but yes, I will stay there. I like that person that goes missing. Oh, you do?

Yeah, it's like, where is this person? And then they just show up again, and you're like, oh, my God, where have you been? Hold on, she sounds fun. The person that randomly gets lost? I'm getting some funness there. Hey, August, it is your month. Why are you fun? You know, I'm going to my 10th Dodger game of the season on Sunday with Blind Charlie.

oh all right next seems like a seems like a real waste of a seat right there uh that's that's great uh okay that sounds fun too for different reasons we have somebody on the text line that is a swinger fun that's a different type of fun different type of fun but fun karina hi good morning um buzz balls hello i always keep them in my purse I'll bring plenty of flavors. I will make sure everybody has one at the door. I will make sure that everybody's chugging one. You have a buzz ball in your purse right now?

I do have a buzz ball in my purse right now. It's actually an eggnog one. An eggnog one? Oh, man. Seasonal fun. All of those are so thick anyway. To have an eggnog one is... This is tough now because there's so many different types of fun people that are calling.

We also have 323 who says that they are a fire performer. Oh, man. I want a fire performer at our Endless Summer event. That's fun. Hold on. I think Vanessa dropped her down. Oh, did they call? Yes.

Is this Felicia? Yeah, hi. Hi. What type of fire performer do you mean? Like a pyromaniac or an actual fire performer? No, like an actual fire. Like, I have a fire staff, like a double staff. Like, I have a staff.

Like, it's in my car right now. I take it with me everywhere. and then you you dance around and with like a flaming stick or whatever yeah and you would do that if we had a bow staff like like a like a martial arts bow staff but like either end is and you light it on fire and do you do tricks like you put you like you um spit fire do you put it in your mouth like what's your big trick oh no no no i definitely don't spit fire i will not put lamp fuel in my mouth at all but um yeah no i i i can dance with it and um i'm pretty good at it. I can do a lot.

You creep them fireballs? Come on! I like what she's doing. I'm sorry that I was so... I like what this woman's doing, and I think a fire dancer is definitely an international sign of fun. I agree. You're in, Felicia. So, can you bring your fire stick

to the party? I sure will. Are we in charge of security? I don't know. Probably not. Why would they put us in charge of security? Because if we're not, can we get a fire stick in? Yeah, we'll sneak it in. Can you gerbil that or something? I mean, no one else can touch the stick but me.

Yeah. Ooh, hot. Yeah, if she walks in like she's using it as a cane, right, then they'll just... Hey, you. Yeah, they'll just... Oh, she's a funny clown. Come on in. Yeah, yeah.

Hold on one second. Felicia, write down her number. We need to have one of them people there. All right. Well, listen. Vanessa, I hope you got everyone's numbers, because I want to call back most of those people and tell them they're as good as in. Especially that tortoise pounder.

Yeah, we got to get that tortoise pounder. Excuse me, tortoise. We're not getting pounded. Leave that guy there. He's going to be here to pound these ladies. Just a sampling of what you could run into if you join us at the Endless Summer Kegger here.