Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Who Is the Most Whipped

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

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If you're in a relationship, it's nice to keep your own identity for a while. And then eventually, potentially, you do a thing or two that proves to the world that you are absolutely whipped. And hopefully it's only a few things. In this particular case, we've all written down a few examples of things we've done that would probably put us in the category of most whipped. And you will help determine when Jake reads these out loud who they apply to. Is it something Allie's doing in her lesbian marriage, something I'm doing in my marriage? Perhaps Omar, he's with his high school sweetheart. They've been together since high school.

I think Omar's probably the least whipped out of all of us. I would think so, but I feel like he's got more history to pull from. So if he's pulling something from, you know, 10 years ago, it would be. And then you got Johnny, who's in that sweet spot in the relationship where they just moved in together like less than a month ago. So, the love is all fresh and everything, but maybe that's when you're putting your best foot forward or being the most whipped to accommodate the other person's needs. Or there's little things like, hey, you know, you're not the best sharer. Now, I don't want to share food with you. By the way, here's my favorite restaurant.

Like, there's just kind of things that spiral from there, and then you compromise a little bit here and a little bit there. And then before you know it, years go by, and you're totally whipped. And I'll say, look at this list. I think there's a clear winner. Well, according to the text line, I've already won. We haven't even gotten to any of mine yet, but it's definitely going to be Klein's 818. Didn't he tell us that he took his socks off at the movies to keep his wife's feet warm one time? I mean, the answer is, yeah, that is true.

That was the last time we did this. Who's the most ripped? She said her feet were cold. Weren't you eating at a restaurant, and she wanted a certain ingredient that the restaurant did not have, and you went to the restaurant. Yeah, and you got that certain ingredient. That is unbelievable. Yeah, so what?

What was it? The fact that you teased Jake for going all around searching for butter. But that was for himself. That was Jake being selfish. That was right next door. That was Jake being selfish. And I tried to do it myself. That was Jake being annoying and selfish.

And mine was selfless because it was for someone else. Time for Who's the Most Whipped? I'm K-Rock. The answers are either going to be Ali, Klein, Omar, or Johnny. And Jake will read you the first scenario, the first contestant to play the game. who's the most whipped is Jess from Anaheim. Hi, Jess. Welcome to KROQ. Good morning.

Hi, guys. Sweet divots. Sweet divots. Listen closely now. Jake, whenever you're ready, read us the first one from the who's the most whipped options. Alright, this person rented snorkel gear to look for a bracelet that their partner lost in a pool. Okay, that's Klein.

I think that's Klein. Why are you so confident that's Klein? You can't find it in a pool. Why do you need snorkel gear? That's so tough. It's a pool, man. I can't see. It hurts my eyes.

Chlorine. So you're saying Klein? Yes, it's Klein. That's me, yes. Now let me just defend myself for a moment. Please do for several reasons. And by the way, the stupid bracelet turned up on the nightstand. It was nowhere near the pool.

So you were that guy, the adult man in a pool with a snorkel yeah because i did i did and when they say are you a perv you go no i'm just looking for my wife's first of all it was a saltwater pool which burns your eyes in a way i didn't realize that i was going down there for a while without the snorkel stuff and then i said do you guys have anything they go you can rent snorkel gear but usually people use that on the beach and i said i'm gonna use it but i need and i went around this stupid pool for an hour looking for this bracelet an hour looking for a bracelet when And you could just do a pass for 10 minutes?

Went in the filter and everything. She was freaking out about it. And I thought it was like a really expensive, it wasn't even that expensive of a bracelet. I was like, well, how much does this thing cost? It was not even like, it was a couple hundred dollars. It wasn't like a thousand dollar plus bracelet. Did she say, honey, stop looking at a point?

No, keep looking. Was she just on her lounge chair reading? Yeah, she was, yeah. I go, you know, you can go in there and look for your bracelet. No, because it's not my hair washing day. So I was in there. Well, that is a strict policy.

And then, thank you. Okay. Keep looking! So, of course, the thing turned up later on the nightstand. Did she apologize? Not really. It was like, oh, good. She goes, I guess, well, that's why you didn't find it.

I go, that's why I didn't find it? Yes, because it wasn't in the pool at all. You were just the creep in the pool with a snorkel for an hour. All right. So, anyway, one point Klein in the Who's the Most Whipped. But don't worry. The game continues. And hold on one second.

You got yours right. Write down everyone who gets theirs right. Jess is on a good streak right now. We say hi to Christina. Good morning. Welcome to Who's the Most Whipped on KROQ. Hi. Good morning.

All right. Next one, Jake. All right. This person goes to another room to eat snacks because the sound of chewing bothers their partner. Oh, my God. This person cannot eat snacks in the same room as their partner because the sound of them chewing bothers their partner. Is that Johnny in a new relationship? They just moved in together?

Allie? A couple of lesbians? Omar. Munch, munch, munchin'. Or myself. I'm going down on you, honey. I know, but the sound is bothering me. I don't like it.

Do that from another room. Christina, who do you think that belongs to? That sounds like an alley issue. Why is that so offensive? That is funny. It does sound like an alley. That's what I know. It is.

That is me. That's you? Yeah. Wow. Well, because Katie claims that she has one of those things where you're, like, enraged by, yes, where you're, like, you can't tolerate slurping sounds, chewing sounds, scraping sounds. This is also the same reason I've never sharpened our knives. To be fair, Allie, I've heard you chew a lot of times. You do chew very loud.

Yeah, I am a loud chewer, and I'll accept that. But I think that it tastes better when you chew harder. If you're sitting there having a meal together, you'll have to take your meal into another room and eat it? It's dinner, but snacks usually, because snacks are the crunchiest. So you're both in the kitchen, like a normal place to eat a snack? And we'll be having a conversation, and then she's like, I can't listen to you. You need to go into another room if you're going to eat. And you'll, only gets one whip that way?

The bracelet got three whips? That only got one whip? Come on. Oftentimes, I will just take my snacks into another room, because I don't want to deal with her complaining about it. And that's the other thing is, yes, I could say, no, I'll stand, put my foot down. But I'm like, I don't want to deal with you whining. So I'm just going to go in the other room.

All right. Well, once again, another successful guest. Christina, good job. Everyone's gotten them right so far. Move on. Jake is single. That man's not whipped at all. He doesn't accommodate anyone.

Life has already whipped him. Right. So we go to the next one now. It could be Allie. It could be me. It could be Omar. It could be Johnny. All right.

This person signed up for a half marathon because their partner wanted them to. then found out that their partner has no intention of running or training and they've been training for two weeks. Oh, man. This is a tough one. That is a tough one. All right, let's say hi to Isaac. Isaac, who does that belong to?

Is that Johnny Omar, Allie, or Klein? That's Johnny. That's Johnny. I will tell you. I think it's Omar, though, because his wife, I think, sometimes doesn't follow through on things, at least from the history he's kind of shared with us. Yeah, that's fine.

We should do a half marathon together. This was like the time my wife took the amp. One of us has to stay up and keep watching. I just took an amp and it was me. All right. Yeah, I think it's not me. So Omar's a good guess. Oh, he said Johnny. Who is that? Who's

a significant other? This is Omar. Omar. Yeah, man. What happened, dude? You know, so my wife's sister-in-law, she's trying to get into shape. So she talked my wife into doing And then my wife's like, hey, it'd be fun for us to do this. So I automatically assumed that we're all going to get, you know, running gear and actually train to run this thing. I mean, it's only 3.1 miles.

I was like, okay, yeah, let's do this. Oh, it's a 5K, not a half marathon? Oh, did I write a half marathon? Sorry. No, it's a 5K. Oh, that's not very much. Even more easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Right, right.

So I've been training, and I've been trying to, you know, work on my time. And I come to find out this last week And nobody has any intention That signed up for it To train or run And my kids are doing it So I gotta keep up with them So I'm the designated guy who has to run with the kids

And the kids are gonna be unfazed by this entire thing Yeah that's just like a regular day for them And you said to your wife You're not gonna run this as well And she said oh god no No no she says that well I might run a little bit And I was like okay What are you kidding me

I'm gonna do a run walk Which means 99% walking That's four whips. Someone got four whips for that. All right, moving on. Who's the most whipped on K-Rock? These are all, sadly, real stories from our relationships. All right, ready?

Yep. This person made dinner, but then ordered food for their wife because they weren't into it. So they made a dinner, and then the wife wasn't into the dinner they made, so then they ordered additional food. All right, we say hi now to Matt in Garden Grove. Matt, who does that belong to? That sounds like Allie. Why does that sound like me? I don't understand.

That definitely sounds like Allie. Why does it sound like me? Eat that crappy dinner you made in the other room, by the way, while I ate this food you ordered me. That's got Allie written all over it. But, you know, is that you? Yes, but I can explain. Oh, my God, Allie. You are the most whipped.

No, I made a dinner and I had made a salmon or something like that. And I can't remember what it was exactly. But when I was making it, Katie came into the kitchen. She was like, what are you making? And I explained and she was like, and I was like, well, this is what we're having for dinner. And she was like, I really had a craving for ramen. And I'm like, OK, then I don't know what to tell you. This is what I'm making for dinner.

And she was like, well, then I guess I'll just order for delivery. And I was like, well, fine. But because it's under my account, I had to order it. I'm the one with the $5 a month discount. I mean, listen, if I don't win this. She ate it eventually. Yeah, eventually. All right.

We have time for two more. And then we have to wrap it up because we have to do this live on-agenda reveal for a couple that's anxiously in their car waiting for the results. Go ahead. One more. Jake, give us the next one. This person drove to downtown L.A. during rush hour because her wife was craving soft serve matcha. Easy. I mean, come on.

Hey, Brian, welcome to KROQ. Who's the most quick? Got a guess? You got a guess on this one? I'm going to guess. Allie. What? Why are we guessing me?

That weird bitch will do anything I'm going to blame I'm going to blame a pregnancy craving Okay Maybe Why would I do that for my wife

if I'm the one who's pregnant? You're blaming it on her but you really want her She has a pregnancy craving? Alright well Let's not drag this out anymore It's you It's me

Alright so You drove all the way through rush hour traffic in downtown LA Yeah because there's only one place that has this stupid matcha soft serve and it was yeah I didn't

I shouldn't have done it it was a two hour round trip did you offer or did she ask you um she I had offered at one point not during rush hour and she didn't take me up on it and then she told me what she was really feeling like and I you know look I thought about it do I go home and get hit with a bunch of stuff

to do there or do I sit in traffic for two hours where I at least get time to myself that's sad wouldn't it have melted like on the way back Yeah, I know, right? It was just a soup. Yeah, the way back. Go back!

It was not. I had to keep going back. This is melted! Yeah, that was me right there. You're not going to the ball. That was me. All right, last one, Jake. Clearly, read one more.

And we never found out who thinks. Oh, yeah, we're going to do this one last. Yeah, yeah. Give us the final one. This person takes the long way on road trips because their partner thinks the five is yucky. All right. Let's go ahead and say, I want to play this internally quickly. everyone who's gotten theirs right is on the phone

right now so congratulations to all of you we'll pick one of your names at random and give you a prize but this one I'll say happily is not me but I bet you if my wife heard this she would say I'm with that plan as well I don't like the 5 the 5 has always been bad to me Johnny we haven't heard one from Johnny yet

I'm going to say that's Johnny I hope it's probably Allie though why is it probably me because I feel like you're the most you're the most You will bend the furthest without breaking You will bend the furthest You just drove across downtown LA

For matcha soft serve Who is it? It is Allie What's wrong with you? So you think Allie is the most Read me Johnny's now Read me some of Johnny's ones Johnny's girlfriend expects him to open the door

When she knows He can hear when her keys hit the door lock I'd be chilling in the living room Like on the floor Playing my bass And then like If her keys start jangling In the doorknob

She expects me to get up And like open the door for her Right Oh That's pretty funny That's nice Do you do that though? I know she could expect it

But do you do it? I do Because sometimes I hear her Coming up the stairs So I'll like run over to the door And like open it And be like What's up?

It's like a dog Yeah Johnny's like a puppy So he's all excited every time She's like I just went down to the car For a second He also barks for three minutes Whenever he gets home

Give me another one of Johnny's. His girlfriend expects him to wash her pans by hand because they're very expensive instead of using the dishwasher. Well, that, yeah. We don't have a dishwasher. Like, I have to wash them with towels. I can't use the brush. I expect you to wash them by hand because that's the only option. Right.

No, she expects me to use, like, a towel, like, not use this, like, brush we have. Oh, I see. Jess, Matt, and Christina, Ali, which one of them is winning a prize from KROQ? They were all able to successfully predict who's the most whipped on the show. Let's go with Christina. Hey, Christina, congratulations. Riverside, hold on one second so we can get you something. Thank you for playing the game with us, and a lot of people are now judging our relationships, and I get it. We're running marathons and driving to downtown L.A. during rush hour, all because we try to avoid fights, I think, right?

Isn't that what it is? And because the five is yucky. And the five's yucky. And we love the person we're with. That's right. A live on-air gender reveal will be next.