KSR - 2025-08-25- KSR - Hour 2

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

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83 years old yeah yeah 83 just said we binge watch Gilded Age, all of it. There you go. Are you going to tell him he's got a secret lady on the side? Oh, I guarantee my mom made him watch that. But he said what? We loved it. We includes him.

I don't see that on my text. It says we loved it. It's good. And here's the other thing about Gilded Age. Let me just say. I said we loved it. Here's why I like Gilded Age. I could recommend that to my parents and not feel guilty because it's not really dirty at all.

Like I don't. There's one dirty scene. One scene in season one that has some nudity. Yes. But besides that, like, they don't cuss. Pretty PG. I would say it's PG. I would say they didn't even really need to do the nudity scene.

They could have made it completely clean. Now, hunting wives. No, no, no, no, no, mom. Stay away from that one. If you watch it, don't tell me about it. And I guarantee it. Don't watch that. But, but guilty of guilted age is like as far as to television.

vision in 2025 is about as pure as it can get, wouldn't you say? It really has changed a lot in the last five years. We're like since COVID where it's gotten away from that. Gotten away from what? Being so risque. You think shows are less risque now? Shows like this, like Gilded A. This is the only one I can think of, though.

That's what I'm saying. Like shows like this, unless you watch like Tom Selleck on Blue Bloods or something like. They put their clothes back on is what you're saying? I mean, why would COVID have anything to do with it? Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about. Everybody's put their clothes back on now. Everybody got less nude during COVID. I would ask you.

People probably got more nude during COVID because they didn't have anything else to do. I'm saying there's more serious. It seems like they don't put off, take off their clothes. Like what? Succession. It'll be another one. Succession is dirty. They cuss every sentence.

There's no nudity. I don't even know if that's true. There's a little bit. But I mean, I would not call that a not dirty show. I mean, the most popular lot is the F word. Yeah, I mean, that's like off. That may be more. Cuss words per capita in that show

the new show of all time. I thought we were talking about just nudity. Anyway, all right. 859-28022-7. I was just showing during the break. I don't know what to say about this. I wish you hadn't shown me. Because I don't want, you know,

it's going to be an honor to work for the NFL. And they'll probably, for us, not them. It's an honor. They're very excited. I mean, and it's probably not going to last very long because they're going to be like, these two guys don't know anything about the NFL. So I, I'm,

I'm going to enjoy the, like ESPN has accepted I don't know anything and still lets me do it. The NFL's got to know, like, I don't know anything. And at some point, they are going to learn. And I can't imagine that's what they want. They're going to come up around playoff time. At some point they're going to be like, dude, you have to understand that Andrew Luck is still not the quarterback of the Colts at some point. The Raiders are in Vegas now, guys. You have to stop saying Oakland.

Okay. But from now it's cool. So Friday night, Shannon, I get an email at 10.30 at night. See, at the NFL, they work late. On the clock. They finished the cover art for what they want the podcast to look like. And they send it to me for my approval. All right.

I'm kind of of the thing. Like, I'm just lucky to be here. I'm going to approve whatever they say, right? Because I'm, who am I to tell the NFL no? Right? I open it. I mean, it's the worst thing I've ever seen. It's terrible.

I need to see it just one more time. You know that picture of me where I'm up speaking with the bangs and Rob Gadell and I look like a beat Vandy button. I beat Vandy button and I look like the fattest, stupidest looking goober on earth. I'd pick that over this picture. They do a caricature like they draws. they could not have drawn me worst. I had to go to people all weekend and go, tell me I don't look like this.

Right? Yeah. And I don't, right? No. You look like a thumb in that cartoon. It's awful. I thought it was very light. It looks like a...

Shut up, Shannon. You know it's awful. It does look like a fourth grader. So they don't give me a neck. They have me like no neck. Mario looked at it and said it look like I'm dying. They make me look. look like I'm 65 on my last legs with no neck in the hospital telling everyone by.

There's no neck or chin. Your neck just turns into your forehead. I have no neck, no chin. They give me a forehead line that I don't even have. Why add wrinkles? Okay. I've already horizontal line across the forehead. I've got crow's feet when I smile. I understand that. I've actually had that my whole life. If you want to have that, you don't need to put it on there. Like you can, I'm, I'm know I have them. You don't need to extenuate them. They gave me like five crows feet. They gave, they made you. They were like, this guy must be really sunny when he talks. Drew's like he's like 60.

They give him a beard that's like not the color of his beard. I've got though a forehead line. I don't even have. I look like sling blade. So I actually, not that I love mine, I came out much better than you. Even though I just look like Jeff Seidgen. Why don't you send it out? I will eventually, we've got to fix it first. They don't want me to send it out until I fix it. Because they'll be using that fake one all over the place.

I understand. Like the fake one's going to go into the lore. I get it. It's going to be like the picture of the Courier Journal always uses when they do a story about me. This fake one, it's going to get in the ether. I've made sure, Mario's the only one that has a copy because I trust Mario. I used to trust Shannon with the butt picture. I don't know if I trust Shannon with everything else.

It never came out. It hasn't. It's just too much for one person to hold. If you don't, you guys spread everything out. Mario is the only one that has the picture of the art. I'm going to assume it stays with Mario. However, Mario Fit ever gets out, I'm going to know. You know the source.

I know the source. So this was my response to this. I remember, I'm writing like 10 people that work at the NFL. Is Goodell C-C'd on there? I think he's on there, Jerry Jones, you know, Robert Kraft. They're all on here. There's also some color scheme. So here's what I say.

The blue and yellow color scheme works, but I kind of have to say. I feel like that's a fairly uncomplimentary picture of both of us, but especially me. Ha ha. I added the ha-ha to soften the boy. We're just laughing here. We're just boys here. Right? Good tone for the email.

We're just boys. I feel like caricatures should be the best version of us. Is there any way to make me slightly. less lumpy and wrinkled. Lumpy. I like the user word lumpy. A cartoon is lumpy. Is there any way to make me slightly less lumpy and wrinkled?

Now, I send that on Friday night. No response until Saturday afternoon. The guy who did the artwork writes back Saturday afternoon. And he said, this is how he starts it. Quote, less lumpy is a good note. So he's taking your advice. I should have added, these illustrations are a work in progress. Give us a chance and we will nail it on the next round.

Okay. All right. That's a rough draft. Could have maybe just left that one on the table. They also asked Drew and I to pick our music. Yeah. This is my favorite part. Okay.

So we have to have theme music. See, we can't use the music. Like, we can't use a song. For the same reason we can't play songs on the air here. Right. So the NFL, I didn't know this, they have thousands of just riffs that they play. Shannon's laughing. No, I'm serious.

Shannon, you would have loved this. You would have loved this. Okay, so they have like thousands of riffs that they just have, like in their inventory. Okay. And they send us 20 that they think remind them of us. Of you guys. They don't even know you. They do not know us.

But they hear our voices and you'll be able to tell they think we're from the sticks. Right. They think we're from the sticks. So they send it to us and they're like, which one of these 20 do you like? So we play them. Mario, get on the microphone. You were here when we played them. How would you describe the 20 sounds they sent us?

It sounded like a Western movie. Like every song was like a Western movie. Every song was like, bam, bam. except country and twangy and we would sit in here and listen and I would just go no we can't know half of them had a banjo I eliminate anyone with a banjo out gone get it out here there were chaninand lots of banjos like that they say this is what reminds you reminds us of you of us don't even know you and they send you that and so we're sitting here and I'm after this picture I ain't I ain't telling them to change something else.

So we got to pick one of them. So you haven't picked one yet. We did pick one. Our reaction, I wish you could have seen our faces. Can we play that one? Well, that's what I'm looking at. I'm trying to find them here.

Yeah, I have an email and it seems to be here. See if you can find the email. I'd like to play them on here a few of them, just so you can hear what we had to choose. So they're picking it just based on hearing you, your accent. They think you got to go along with this kind of music. They want it to have a vibe, right? And it seems to not be the same vibe we were.

considering. I can't. They might have like pulled them out of my email inbox after the way we laughed at them. I can't find it. We did laugh at them quite a lot. But anyway, so that's where we are on everything. As long as we change the picture, I think I'm going to be okay. You should probably get an update then soon.

I mean, hell the season's coming up. Hey, Billy, if you have them out there, bring them in here on your phone so I can play a few of them. Mario, go see if Billy has them and we'll play a minute. I got a couple of them. Yeah, but you can't put it in the mic like. I can't. So, all right, Terry, go ahead, Terry. 859-28027. Yeah, Matt, we share the same birthday on Thursday, so happy early at birthday.

Thank you. As far as you calling Toledo the blue hands, I think where you're getting confused, I'm going to give you a little credit here is way back in the day, the Louisville Colonels were the Boston Red Sox Farm team that played in Louisville. Shannon, you can fact check me on this. They used to play a team from Toledo, and they were called the mud hit. That's right. Good call.

That's exactly what I was thinking of, Terry. You're right. The mudheds. And I think they're still called the mudhands. Now, you're exactly right. And what do you think, if I come to KS Bar Saturday morning pregame, what's the chance I can score a ticket from someone? They're not, I'm not asking for a freebie.

Hi. Oh, for sure. I mean, there is almost never a game unless it's a huge game that there's not somebody there who has a ticket or who brings them for me to give away. So I would say the answer is very, very high. And honestly, between now and then, I'm sure people will send me tickets. And Terry, if you come up to me, I'll give you one. Thanks, sir. Have a good day.

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ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back, Tuggy Sports Radio. 859-28027. I'm going to go to the phone here in just a second. All right, real quick, high school football this week. Sad about what happened at Graves County.

Yes, it was. A shooting at maybe. Field, Graves County in the fourth quarter. 14-year-old? Is that the one who was shot or did shoot? The 14-year-old, I think it's the one's been apprehended. I don't know how old the young boy was it got hit. That's awful.

It's awful. An 18-year-old, I think. I mean, just awful. There's a clip out there of like, they're playing. And you hear the shots and everybody goes running. Like, that's absolutely awful. Just absolutely awful. Prayers to everybody.

I didn't say anything online about it just because I didn't really know what was going on. and so I didn't want to, I couldn't find really good news reports about what happened for a long time. So, but anyway, prayers to everybody involved. Then you had, there were like a couple of upsets, right? Didn't, what was the upset I saw? Well, I don't, now, forget what the upset was, but you mentioned Jared Lorenzen's son. Yeah. It's Taylor?

Taden. Taden. Yeah. He scored the two-point conversion in overtime to beat your Frederick. Douglas whatever's. Yeah, they went overtime. They said it going for the extra point to tie. They go for two.

Taden gets the two-point conversion. Big win, home opener for him. So I think it's a KSR curse and reverse. We talked it into existence. But they beat your team. That's okay. Josiah didn't play for him anymore. Wow.

So how about that? Chair Lorenz's kid rumbles in to get the winning touchdown, or the winning two-point conversion to, which is a big win for that school, right, to beat Frederick Douglas? Highland's expected to have a good year this year. So, yeah, it's a good way to start their season. beating Douglas. Yeah, I was at a casino in Tahoe, one of the guys I was with Nudge Me and showed me

on his phone. I kind of got a little emotional there. Me too, man. Number 22 run it in. So very cool. It's so cool. He's number 22, you know? And if you want some, if you want some, a couple more football things, we scheduled Texas for homecoming. We're not scared, Shannon.

Normally you schedule the team you're going to beat for homecoming. Oh, not us. We'll take preseason number one. Heck yeah. It's homecoming. Texas, come get some. Everybody come on. Our team get their butt kicked by 50 points. Whoa, no, to know.

Come on home. You schedule who you know you're going to beat. It's going to be homegoing for them with a loss. I'm a little worried. Consider how many Texas fans I think are coming that it might be their homecoming. That's all right. It can be a lot of burn orange of Keelland that day. Are a little surprised we scheduled homecoming for the team against the number one?

It's going to be hard to get tickets for that game. Well, who are the other choices? Florida or Tennessee for that, for in October. You know, there's not... They've got to pick either one of them. I mean, our BBN United game is Tennessee. There might be more Tennessee fans in the crowd than Kentucky. That's true.

It's not very united of BBN if that happens. Maybe they're hoping for a little homecoming magic. You know, the queen can do a pep talk. The good thing is for our military service people. Our military day is the Florida game. They always used to get Tennessee tech. I was always like, our military deserves more than to watch us play UT Martin. Yeah, it's usually always the second home game,

which is somebody like, UT Martin. This year, they're going to get the Florida game. That's a good game for our military. The best game, because we're going to win that game. I'm sure of it. I'm glad we're taking care of the military. That always gets a great turnout.

And they have all the extra stuff that comes with it, too. I don't know what they'll do this year specifically. And if you want to feel confident about our football team, okay, Zach Kousada last year for Incarnate Word through for 6,000 yards. They were good launching it around. They had their first game of the post-Calzada. Zada era, they didn't score a touchdown. Oh, really?

Lost to Nichols State and former Kentucky quarterback, Deuce Hogan, 20 to 6. Really? So after putting up, putting up, you know, tons of yards last year, like average like 400 some yards, 450 yards a game, they did nothing with Calzada gone. Maybe a little, you know, maybe I'm reaching, but maybe a little positive. I'm not reaching at all. That's, I mean, let's say and play the game Saturday. as the man if incarnate word played so bad without him.

He did have a crazy year last year. He didn't throw many interceptions. That's one thing I think that's really going to matter. Whoever replaced him had three interceptions, no touchdowns. Big shoes to fill. Maybe. Maybe. He can refine some of that magic on Saturday.

Longhorns. Homecoming. Bring it. The homecoming queen is going to spike it in your face when it's over. By the way, for those of you listening live, you won. because we don't even get to play that music segment on the podcast. That's right. Take it out.

To cut that whole thing out, apparently. That's like from their music library. You think we're able to play it? We can't play any of it. So, no well. Mark Anthony, go ahead. Hey, Matthew, Ryan, Drew, and Shannon. Matt, that guy that called complaining that you hadn't said anything about football,

we don't know anything about football. Nobody's told us anything about football. It's a big blue box. We'll find out on. Saturday. I think Stoopsie will find out on Saturday football. The face of the team this year, which is usually your quarterback, is

she-eyed Pete. I mean, for goodness sake, we don't know nothing. You can't say anything. And as far as the show you and Drew are doing, Matthew, I know you told us at the beginning when it started at you, you were told you needed to find out more about pro football. I have.

I have. But I don't believe, well, it's great that you have, but I don't believe you're going to need it because I think, okay, this happens on Sunday night, right? After all the football games have been done. Am I right? That's one of the two we'll do each week, yes. Okay, okay.

Sunday night after the football games, everybody has had their belly full of prognosticator, birds of analysts, of people breaking down who did what right, who did what wrong. They're sick of it. What they're looking for, comic release, baby.

There you go. See, that's what I like to hear. I got to go to break, but you pop me up. up there. I appreciate it, Marcade. That's the goal. Although I do have a notebook. I've taken notes on each team. Nice. I bought this crazy

like thing. You wait and see. T.J. Smith, personal injury attorney. Call T.J. He'll make them pay. Now more of Kentucky Sports Radio presented by Stockton Mortgage. Here's Matt Jones. So we have a couple, we got lots of people on the phone. So I want to do this quickly. KSbar opens tomorrow. We're going to be there Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.

We also are open for the game Saturday. We'll talk more about that. Breakfast. Hopefully people will come and celebrate it being opening, hopefully a win. But we're there tomorrow, Wednesday and Thursday. Love to have you come by sometime over the next few days. We'd love to have you tomorrow for the show. But remember, it's not always, like, if the place is full, you're not going to be able to hear us.

It's only like a hate, so, you know, love to have you, but like you can spread it out. As a matter of fact, we'd like you to spread it out. Come tomorrow, come Wednesday, come Thursday, come Friday, night. night. Like, you know, we're excited about it. We've had, we've had some openings where we had to deal with some, you know, some growing pains, but we've done that. And I'm proud of the place. It looks better, but it also, most importantly, the food's better. I mean, if we, we knew that, like, some of the items had slipped in the last year or two, which is why we wanted to restart, get everything right. And I feel like we've spent on a lot.

of items gotten a lot better and then the things we did the best, which I think were like the wings and cheese logs are what they were before. But like boneless wings needed to improve, we got those better. The burgers needed to improve. It got exponentially better. Thanks to Nocei Linda. We got new appetizers. Try the tater cakes. Trust them. They're the best. Did you like those, Shannon? Yeah, that was the appetizer we got. And I think that might pass the cheese log. It's very good. For the best thing that we have. And then the new. new the new queso thing I think is going to like and the new fried pickles are really good too and the new pretzel bread all the appetizers are really good yeah so so yeah so anyway that opens tomorrow

we'll be there Tuesday uh Wednesday and Thursday the Reds they keep hanging in hanging on I kind of was like if they lose Sunday and the Mets win then I'm giving up but then the Mets lost and we won and so now we're still only a game and a half back right we were talking about you and you get Hunter Greenback at the perfect time, right? When you're still hanging on, he comes in. He gets it tonight against the Dodgers. We've got the Dodgers the next three games, though. But you got him going. That's going to feel good about that. Yeah, we got a bad game from Andrew Abbott. You know, Fat Damon didn't bring it like he normally does. But you said the fat reliever guy came in throwing heat this weekend. Big sugar. Big sugar. Big sugar. I found

out Shannon how they named Big Sugar. Oh, yeah. He was playing at Georgia Tech and the announcer for a game when he came in goes, well, he just looks like a big old hunk of sugar. which I think if you're playing in a game and the answer says that, that's a little mean. You're a pro athlete and you're compared to a hunk of sugar. Yeah, but he was in college. He was 18 years old and he comes in and the answer just goes, well, he looks like a big old hunk of sugar. Well, he does.

Look at him. He looks like a big old hunk of sugar looks like. A big old bag of sugar walking in him. Loppy like your face on that NFL logo. Okay, shut up. That is not. Drew hit it. You look like a thumb.

There's just no definition between any, Like, it's just, you don't have to tell me. Next straight to forehead is all one thing. Now, remember, I haven't seen the pictures they based it on, but Mario was supposed to select him. Did you send the worst picture of me that I have? Well, you send them the wrong one, or they have a third grader draw on it. Doing good.

Go ahead, doing good. Morning, sellers, this is doing good. I hope you're doing well. Matt, I got one question for you. I heard you got a character. It looks a lot like me. I'd like to ask a question. and hang up and listen to your response.

At that there bar restaurant, you're getting ready to open. You got any of them French fried taters? I mean, I knew where this was going for a moment one. I appreciate the call. Kind of made me giggle. I feel like you can do it better. It could be better. I do a pretty good sling blade.

Obviously, because I look like it in that picture. I'm not going to do it here because I feel like there's pressure. But if it just ever happens. If it ever just happened, just know, I do a good swing. Slingblade cats on TikTok where they take the voice over, but they use like the face of the ugly cat as Slingblade. I actually would like that. I'll send it to you later. I'm not going to lie to you.

I would like that. Yeah, that's great. Have you, has anybody seen again the, they've got, it's on all the news stations. The way these sororities are now putting movies out as their rush videos? Yeah, it's like highly produced. I'm not kidding They honestly look like movies Really?

Like they're like jet skiing on the water With like drones over them Good grief There's one I know I don't know this right But it's at College of Charleston Where honestly Jerry Bruchheimer's kid has to be going there

I mean you've seen that one in particular But I know you're talking about I mean they're crazy They're not just dancing in front of the house Yeah it used to be they would just go you know, shake your tail feather in front of the house. They'd hold their iPhone cameras. Now it's like Mission Impossible. Wow. It's graduated to that level now. I would like to know, I'm not even kidding.

I'd like to know what the production video. Shoot, Oz. I don't, it's one of the ones at College of Charleston. They had it on CBS News the other day. There were like four of them. I think James Cameron did that one. I saw the Alabama. The applications to Alabama have gone up 800 percent in the last three years. and they think it's because of sorority rush. Really? Listen, I saw a story that said, first of all, there are multiple people whose whole job it is.

Their entire job is they are hired by parents to teach their daughters how to get into the sorority they want to get into it. That is unbelievable to me. I mean, you want to talk about raising a spoiled child. That is the most unbelievable thing. Then there are, this one also blew my mind. So I guess if you join us,

sorority at one school, Shannon, and you transfer to another, you automatically get into that chapter. Oh, it's like the transfer portal. So I don't know the names of all the sororities, but let's say one is like, there's like a something pie, like a D pie. A D pie. So at some schools it's really good. And then at some schools it's not. There are kids who will as a freshman go to the school that's not good. Get into that get in so they can then transfer to where it's good and automatically be in. It's like a G-League for sororities. Shannon, that's crazy. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

That's a level of commitment to that that I didn't even know what's happening. Go to a school where you know you're going to leave. Again, this is for allegedly academics. And your freshman, your first year of college. And your first year of college is like, the G League. You're going to Juco. So you can then transfer and be that's that is insane. And it's automatic acceptance if you transfer. Yes. And that. If you're a parent and you let your kid do that, I like you're asking for them to be the most obnoxious people in the world.

Oh yeah. If that's the only reason like I started at Madisonville Community College. I didn't do that for the fraternity thing. If you're saving a buck and then going on to the next school, it's one thing. But if you're just. But there was trying to do the podcast. And the person they did the story on, they put the thing, Shannon, where they like change their voice like it's a hostage. So you wouldn't know who it was. No. Yes. Really.

I'm serious. I had no idea. It was got to that level. There's a piece in the New Yorker about it. And it's like the links people go. I can't believe. James. Go ahead, James.

Hey, yeah. So the one question I was going to answer. asked earlier y'all answered it was if you were going to be at KSR bar Wednesday or Thursday because I was thinking about coming up to Lexington and checking it out

and meeting you guys so that was one thing that I was What's the second one since we answered that one? What's the other thing? Oh, the other thing is I am a big UK fan and I think that you know, I think that we're probably going to do better this year than everybody else's

anticipating, I think. I know I was like a lot of other people after last year, really wanted Mark Stoops gone, because I just felt like that we weren't going to get to the level of beating the Georgia's or the Alabama. We're never going to do that, though. We're never going to do that. I mean, like, if that's the standard, that's never going to happen. I mean, I do believe that. Well, I would hope that.

I would hope that we would get to that someday. I know I hope too, but it ain't going to happen. I mean, I mean, first of all, I look forward to meeting you when you come, James. I'm going to go, appreciate the call. I'll see you Wednesday or Thursday when you come. We're never going to be. I will be firmly in the camp and I don't know if I'm in the minority. Maybe I am.

I don't think I am, but maybe I am. If the standard is, when are we going to get to the point that we're beating the Georgia and Alabama's? you're just going to be set up for a lifetime at this point. We might win against them once, but if you want us to be consistently beating the Georgia and Alabama's, and that's your standard for success for UK football, Drew, you're just like, that's just unreasonable. It's not going to happen.

Yeah, certainly not consistently. I mean, consistently, we had a good run of playing them close recently, respectable. Heck, this past weekend I met a couple from Georgia, and they saw my Kentucky hat, and they went out of the way to be like, started to make some noise. We were filling those Kentucky games there for a while,

So you have closed the door, but to consistently beat them all the time, I don't know that you'll ever get there. Never going to. I mean, I'll say it. It's never going to. No. Everything could have changed last year if they had not punted and gone for it and got it. You lose that close game. That's a one-off. Do you think we would be favored to win the game this year? No. I mean, it's never going to happen that we're going to consistently. There's just too many built-in advantages. They have way too many. Nancy, go ahead, Nancy. Hi, guys. So I'm a pretty steady listener, but I must have missed the call that they, someone called in about being banned from the state fair with the miniatures. I didn't hear it.

You didn't hear it because it didn't happen, at least when I was on here. Okay, well, apparently was an article that Nick Roush wrote. But anyway, I just want to make it clear that this person had, the Louisville Miniture Club had nothing to do with it. he was banned because that's a rule of the state fair because he is a professional. So I just, you know, I just, okay, and I know your mom's name is Karen. So, you know, he called us Karen's. So I'm sorry that your mom has that name because I know she's probably a very nice person.

But I just wanted to put a shout out to. Yeah, well, I mean, Nick Roush isn't on this show. So like, I didn't know, I think I saw that he wrote an article, but we didn't, we don't have anything to do with that. You can write at Roush, KSR. and if you would like to curse him out, feel free. He deserved. 2 o'clock on YouTube. Yeah, go on 2 o'clock.

He'll be on YouTube at 2 o'clock and tell him, just tell him, Roush, you stop being awful. You can do that. So you have my permission. Okay. All right, thank you. And I'll bring it up if I don't see your comment. I'll call him out first thing.

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I was talking to Eric from Cornbread Hemp. He told me they've been at the state fair, Shannon. For 12 days, they sold 7,500 of the Seltzers. Wow. My goodness. No, including a couple to me, because I bought a couple of hours off. So you get a sense of how popular they are. You can get them soon because of Mitch McConnell.

You will only be able to buy them in liquor stores starting January 1st. He changed the law. After making it to where they could do it, he then flipped. But nevertheless, you can still get them at liquor stores, including all over the state. They're immensely popular. I think they sell out like as soon as they put them all. Go to cornbread hemp.com for the gummies and everything else. Seltzers are popular.

They're good friends at cornbread hemp. and they are going to be sponsoring, I think, Thursday night football at the bar all year. Very cool. Yeah. We got a show there coming up, too, don't we? Yeah, we're going there Friday. We're going to be out in their hemp fields again, I think. Oh, okay.

Yeah. So you can be excited about that. People ride in on the text machine, 772-774-5-254. How did Ryan's first weekend go without Josiah? Well, I saw him. You did see him. Where did you see him at? I'm not going to call the kid out, but I think he's having fun.

Oh, he's having fun. He was supposed to come home yesterday to do some laundry. He didn't show up, but he called me. And let's just say he's doing just fine. Yeah, I might have. As a matter of fact, I'm going to tell you the line he used. I think I could say this. Don't do that.

Don't do that to him. No, I'm going to. He said it's like. Right, right. Hang on. Shannon, do you think he should do this to his kid? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Let's hear it. Because those people know he's doing just fine. We asked about you, though. I'm doing horrible. I got to tell you, your mom gave me some great advice, though. What did my mom say? Okay.

I'm 90% sure it was your mom that told me this. She said, well, the good news is you got more spare time to go visit with Jennifer. The bad news is you have more free time to go spend it with Jennifer. Is that what my mom said? Or Jennifer, yeah. Oh, because then it'll be hard on her. Yeah, I'm going to do everything on her. Yeah.

So here's the line. He goes, I feel like. we're back at free throw practice and every shot I take I'm making it. Wow. Talking about grades, right? He ain't talking about grades. School classes start today. Why did you share that?

Just letting him, he's doing just fine. Every shot I'm taking. I don't think anybody was worried about him, were they, Shannon? No, no. We weren't worried about. Ryan, you're the one we're all worried about. I'm not worried about him. There's zero.

I knew Josiah could do it. He's a fun, handsome kid who I knew was not. I don't know why you need to call him out like that. We saw him an action in Nashville at 10th roof. Yeah, I mean, I hear it. Like, he's going to be fine. I'm talking about you. I spent a lot of time at Yoga Girls' house all weekend.

That tells you anything. Have you spent a night by yourself? Yeah, I have a couple nights just me and the dogs. And how's that going? Awful. I hate it. The house is empty and quiet. I've had multiple therapists write me asking to give you advice.

and I have, are asking me to get tell you X, Y, or Z. I haven't done it. But they all pretty much say the same thing. And they pretty much all say, you cannot just collapse on other people. You have to process this yourself. That just like, like only spending time with Jennifer is not going to help you with this. But when I go to the house, the first thing I'm thinking of, when can I get out of here again?

Like, I don't even want to be there. in an empty house. I can't wait to get out of it again. But you understand you're going to have to learn to do this. I don't know. I need somebody to hold my hand. At least he's admitting what we've always known. But everyone that came up to you Saturday, this is what you said to them. Every table at trivia, Wednesday night, every table, Thursday night party, every table Saturday. They're all one and only I have advice. You're going through it. They're getting ready to go through it.

And do any of them say spend every minute with your girlfriend? No. Somebody at the party, though, did. It was a psychologist. And she said, I had no time to prepare for it. Most parents have all summer to prepare. He didn't get the notice until Sunday. And he moved out on Wednesday.

I had like three days, two and a half days to prepare. I wasn't mentally ready. It is what it is. But so I'm not there yet. I'm still. Okay. I mean, why don't he just text me once in a while? Let me know he's okay.

I think you explained the reason. a few minutes ago. Dennis, Dennis and Richmond. Go ahead, Dennis. Hey, guys. Being a big UK football fan over basketball,

I'm excited for this season, even though myself or no one else can say they know what's going to happen. But I have a better gut feeling about this season than I did going into last season. And I was in a minority last season. Well, that's good. That's good.

With that being said, who do you think soups would rather be the clown beamer at South Carolina or the little dog at Louisville? Oh, wow, that's a good question. I think Louisville, I appreciate the call. I mean, I think it's Louisville because of a, like, he, you know, their relationship, while I think it's still positive, like it's always been competitive.

It's always been, it's a complicated friendship. that is like, it's always been like that. And now it's going to be even more so. So if you were to say to Mark Stoops, which game would you like to win the most? I think he'd probably rank one, two, the two you just picked. He would probably say Louisville won South Carolina, too, because he just personally doesn't like Beamer. So, you know, but I think you hit them.

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We'll just do Reds Dodgers tonight. Reds are in L.A. Hunter Green's pitching for the Reds. We need it. Dodgers are a minus 145. What do you got? Big believer in Hunter Green coming back, being strong. I'm going with Reds. Going with the Reds. Dodgers. Yeah, I'm going to have to go with the game. You're winning the series. If we win the series. O Toney was shook in Cincinnati. If we win the series, things are going to start, you're going to start doing some, and you wibbiddy-doo. And you're picking the Dodgers. Yeah.

I just, I feel like we'll get one game they can win. I feel like we'll get one out there, but I just kind of don't feel like it'll be tonight. We'll see you tomorrow. KS. Bar opens. Kentucky Sports Radio. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite.

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